THE ROAD TO OMAHA

by ROBERT LUDLUM

PREFACE

A number of years ago, the undersigned wrote a novel entitled-The Road to Gandolfo. It was based on a staggering premise, an earthshaking concept that should have possessed the thunder of the ages ... and you don't hardly come upon them things no more. It was to be a tale told by demons, the legions of Satan marching out of hell to commit a heinous crime that would outrage the world, a mortal blow to all men and women of faith regardless of their specific religion, for it would show how vulnerable are the great spiritual leaders of our times. Stripped to its essentials, the story dealt with the kidnapping of Rome's Pontiff, a true man of God and of ordinary people everywhere, Pope Francesco the First. Are you with me? I mean, it's really heavy, isn't it? It should have been, but it wasn't.... Something happened. Poor Fool, the novelist, peeked around the edges, glimpsed the flip side of the coin, and to his eternal condemnation he began to giggle. That's no way to treat a staggering premise, a magnificent obsession! (Not too shabby a tide, by the way.) Unfortunately,,Poor Fool could not help himself, he began to think, which is always dangerous for a storyteller. The what-if syndrome came into play.

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What if the instigator of this horrible crime wasn't actually a bad fellow, but in fiction's reality, a genuine military legend whom the politicians crippled because he vociferously objected to their hypocrisies ... and what if the beloved Pope wasn't actually averse to being kidnapped, as long as his look-alike cousin, a none too bright spear carrier from La Scala Opera, took his place, and the true Pontiff could run the immense responsibilities of the Holy See by remote, without the debilitating agenda of Vatican politics and the endless procession of blessings administered to supplicants expecting to buy their way into Heaven by way of the collection plate? Now there was another story. I I can hear you, I can hear you! He sold himself down his own river of betrayal. (I've frequently wondered what river the bromide refers to. The Styx, the Nile, the Amazon? Certainly not the Colorado; you'd get hung up on the white-water rocks.) Well, maybe I did, and maybe I didn't. I only know that during the intervening years since Gandolfo, a number of readers have asked me by letter, telephone, and outright threats of bodily harm, "Whatever happened to those clowns?" (The perpetrators, not the willing victim.) In all honesty, those "clowns" were waiting for,another staggering premise, And late one night a year ago, the squirrelfiest of my insignificant muses shrieked, "By Jove, you've got it! " (I'm quite sure she stole the line.) At any rate, whereas Poor Fool took certain liberties in the areas of religion and economics in The Road to Gandolfo, he hereby freely admits having taken similar liberties in this current scholarly tome with respect to the laws and the courts of the land. Then again, who doesn't? Of course, not my attorney or your attorney, but certainly everybody else's! The accurate novelization of authentic undocumented history of questionable origin demands that the muse must forego certain ingrained disciplines in the search for improbable truths. And definitely where Blackstone is concemed. Yet never fear, the moral is here: Stay out of a courtroom unless you can buy the judge. Or, if in the unlikely event you could, hire my lawyer,

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which you can't because he's all tied up keeping me out of jail. So, to my many friends who are attorneys (they're either attorneys, actors, or homicidal killers-is there a running connection?), skip over the finer points of law that are neither fine nor very pointed. However, they may well be inaccurately accurate. -RL

What Robert Ludlum is too modest to say is that when The Road to Gandolfo was published under his own name, it immediately became an international best-seller in eighteen different countries. Readers were delighted to discover that his giftfor comedy matched his talent for writing entertaining yet meaningful thrillers.

The Publisher

DRAMATIS PERSONAE

MacKenzie Lochinvar Hawkins-Former general of the army, former by request,of the White House, the Pentagon, the State Department, and most of Washington. Twice decorated with the Congressional Medal of Honor. A.k.a. Madman Mac the Hawk.

Samuel Lansing Devereaux-Brilliant young attorney, Harvard Law School, U.S. Army (reluctantly), lawyer for the Hawk in China (disastrously).

Sunrise Jennifer Redwing-Also an attorney, also brilliant, outrageously gorgeous, and a fiercely loyal daughter of the Wopotami Indian nation.

Aaron Pinkus-Soft-spoken giant of Boston law circles, the consummate attorney-statesinan who happens to be Sam Devereaux's employer (unfortunately).

Desi Arnaz I-An impoverished miscreant from Puerto Rico who falls under the Hawk's spell, and who one day may be the director of the Central Intelligence Agency.

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Desi Arnaz 11-See above. Less of a leader but a mechanical genius, such as in hot-wiring cars, picking locks, fixing ski lifts, and turning pesto sauce into an anesthetic.

Vincent Mangecavallo-The real director of the CIA, courtesy of the Mafia dons from Palermo to Brooklyn. Any administration's secret weapon.

Warren Pease-Secretary of State. Every administration's malfunctioning weapon, but a former prep school ,4 roomie" of the President.

Cyrus M-A black mercenary with a doctorate in chemistry. Screwed by Washington, and a gradual convert to the Hawk's sense of justice.

Roman Z-A Serbo-Croatian Gypsy who was a cell mate of the above. In chaos he finds total delight, as long as he has an unfair advantage.

Sir Henry Irving Sutton-One of the theater's finest character actors, and, by happenstance, a hero of World War II's North African campaign, because "there were no lousy directors to warp my performance."

Hyman Goldfarb-The greatest linebacker ever to have graced the football fields of the NFL. In his postprofessional days, he was calamitously recruited by the Hawk.

"Suicidal Six"

Duke Dustin Marlon Sir Larry sly Telly

Professional actors who have joined the army and are considered the finest antiterrorist unit ever produced by the military. They have neverfired a shot.

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Fawning Hill Country Club Members

Bricky Fine fellows from the right schools Doozie and the right clubs who passionately Froggie support the interests of the coun-Moose try-as long as theirs comes first, Smythie way first.

Johnny Calfhose-Information officer of the Wopotami tribe; he picks up a phone and usually lies. He also still owes Sunrise Jennifer bail money. What more can be said?

Arnold Subagaloo-White House Chief of Staff. He flies off the handle (free on government aircraft) whenever anyone mentions that he's not the President. What more can anyone say?

The rest of the personae may be of lesser importance, but it is vital to remember that there are no small parts, only small players, and none of ours are in that ignominious category. Each carries forth in the grand tradition of Thespis, giving his and her all for the play, no matter bow inconsequential the offering. "The play's the thing wherein [we'll] catch the conscience of the king!" Or maybe some- body.

PROLOGUE

The flames roared up into the night sky, creating massive shadows pulsating across the painted faces of the Indians around the bonfire. And then the chief of the tribe, bedecked in the ceremonial garments of his office, his feathered headdress swooping down from his immensely tall fraine to the ground below, raised his voice in regal majesty. "I come before you, to tell you that the sins of the white man have brought him nothing but confrontation with the evil spirits! They will devour him and send him into the fires of eternal damnation! Believe me, my brothers, sons, sisters, and daughters, the day of reckoning is before us, and we will emerge triumphant!" The only problem for many in the chief's audience was that the chief was a white man. "What cookie jar did he jump out of T' whispered an elderly member of the Wopotanii tribe to the squaw next to him. "Shhh!" said the woman, "he's brought us a truckload of souvenirs from China and Japan. Don't louse up a good thing, Eagle Eyes!"

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The small, decrepit office on the top floor of the government building was from another era, which was to say nobody but the present occupant had used it in sixty-four years and eight months. It was not that there were dark secrets in its walls or malevolent ghosts from the past hovering below the shabby ceiling; quite simply, nobody wanted to use it. And another point should be made clear. It was not actually on the top floor, it was above the top floor, reached by a narrow wooden staircase, the kind the wives of New Bedford whalers climbed to prowl the balconies, hoping--most of the time--for familiar ships that signaled the return of their own particular Ahabs from the angry ocean. In summer months the office was suffocating, as there was only one small window. During the winter it was freezing, as its wooden shell had no insulation and the window rattled incessantly, impervious to caulking, permitting the cold winds to whip inside as though invited. In essence, this room, this antiquated upper chamber with its sparse furniture purchased around the turn of the century, was the Siberia of the government agency in which it was housed. The last formal employee who toiled there was a

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discredited American Indian who had the temerity to learn to read English and suggested to his superiors, who themselves could barely read English, that certain restrictions placed on a reservation of the Navajo nation were too severe. It is said the man died in that upper office in the cold January of 1927 and was not discovered until the following May, when the weather was warm and the air suddenly scented. The government agency was, of course, the United States Bureau of Indian Affairs. For the current occupant, however, the foregoing was not a deter-rent but rather an incentive. The lone figure in the nondescript gray suit huddled over the rolltop desk, which wasn't much of a desk, as all its little drawers had been removed and the rolling top was stuck at half-mast, was General MacKenzie Hawkins, military legend, hero in three wars and twice winner of the Congressional Medal of Honor. This giant of a man, his lean muscular figure belying his elderly years, his steely eyes and tanned leatherlined face perhaps confirming a number of them, had once again gone into combat. However, for the first time in his life, he was not at war with the enemies of his beloved United States of America but with the government of the United States itself. Over something that took place a hun-dred and twelve years ago. I It didn't much matter when, he thought, as he squeaked around in his ancient swivel chair and propelled himself to an adjacent table piled high with old leather-bound ledgers and maps. They were the same pricky-shits who had screwed him, stripped him of his uniform, and put him out to military pasture! They were all the goddamned same, whether in their frilly frock coats of a hundred years ago or their piss-elegant, tight-assed pinstripes of today. They were all pricky-shits. Time did not matter, nailing them did! The general pulled down the chain of a green-shaded, goosenecked lamp-circa early twenties-and studied a map, in his right hand a large magnifying glass. He then spun around to his dilapidated desk and reread the paragraph he had underlined in the ledger whose binding had split with age. His perpetually squinting eyes suddenly were wide and bright with excitement. He reached for the

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only instrument of communication he had at his disposal, since the installation of a telephone might reveal his more than scholarly presence at the Bureau. It was a small cone attached to a tube; he blew into it twice, the signal of emergency. He waited for a reply; it came over the primitive instrument thirty-eight seconds later. "Mac?" said the rasping voice over the antediluvian connection. "Heseltine, I've got it!" "For Christ's sake, blow into this thing a little easier, will you? My secretary was here and I think she thought my dentures were whistlin

. 9 "She's out?" "She's out," confirmed Heseftine Brokernichael, director of the Bureau of Indian Affairs. "What is it?" "I just told you, I've got it!" "Got what?" "The biggest con job the pricky-shits ever pulled, the same pricky-shits who made us wear civvies, old buddy!" "Oh, I'd love to get those bastards. Where did it happen and when?" "In Nebraska. A hundred and twelve years ago." Silence. Then: "Mac, we weren't around then! Not even you!" "It doesn't matter, Heseltine. It's the same horseshit. The same bastards who did it to them did it to you and me a hundred years later." "Who's 'them'?" "An offshoot of the Mohawks called the Wopotami tribe. They migrated to the Nebraska territories in the middle 1800s."

"so?"

"It's time for the sealed archives, General Brokemichael." "Don't say that! Nobody can do that!" "You can, General. I need final confirmation, just a few loose ends to clear up." "For what? Why?" "Because the Wopotamis may still legally own all the land and air rights in and around Omaha, Nebraska."

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"You're crazy, Mac! That's the Strategic Air Command!" "Only a couple of missing items, buried fragments, and the facts are there.... I'll meet you in the cellars, at the vault to the archives, General Brokernichael.... Or should I call you cochairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, along with me, Heselfine? If I'm right, and I know damn well I am, we've got the White House-Pentagon axis in such a bind, their collective tails won't be able to evacuate until we tell 'em, to." Silence. Then: .41,11 let you in, Mac, but then I fade until you tell me I've got my uniform back." "Fair enough. Incidentally, I'm packing everything I've got here and taking it back to my place in Arlington. That poor son of a bitch who died up in this rat's nest and wasn't found until the perfume drifted down didn't die in vain!"

The two generals stalked through the metal shelves of the musty sealed archives, the dull, webbed lights so dim they relied on their flashlights. In the seventh aisle, MacKenzie Hawkins stopped, his beam on an ancient volume whose leather binding was cracked. "I think this is it, Heseltine." "Good, and you can't take it out of here!" "I understand that, General, so I'll merely take a few photographs and return it." Hawkins removed a tiny spy camera with 110 film from his gray suit. "How many rolls have you got?" asked'fortner General Heseltine Brokernichael as MacKenzie carried the huge book to a steel table at the end of the aisle. "Eight," replied Hawkins, opening the yellow-paged volume to the pages he needed. "I have a couple of others, if you need them," said Heseltine. "Not that I'm so all fired-up by what you think you may have found, but if there's any way to get back at Ethelred, I'll take it!" "I thought you two had made up," broke in MacKenzie, while turning pages and snapping pictures. "Never!

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"It wasn't Ethelred's fault, it was that rotten lawyer in the Inspector General's office, a half-assed kid from Harvard named Devereaux, Sam Devereaux. He made the mistake, not Brokey the Deuce. Two Brokeinichaels; he got-'em mixed up, that's all." "Horseshit! Brokey-Two put the finger on me!" "I think you're wrong, but that's not what I'm here for and neither are you.... Brokey, I need the volume next to or near this one. It should say CXII on the binding. Get it for me, will you?" As the head of Indian Affairs walked back into the metal stacks, the Hawk took a single-edged razor out of his pocket and sliced out fifteen successive pages of the archival ledger. Without folding the precious papers, he slipped them under his suit coat. "I can't find it," said Brokemichael. "Never mind, I've got what I heed." "What now, Mac?" "A long time, Heseltine, maybe a long, long time, perhaps a year or so, but I've got to make it right-so right there's no holes, no holes at all." "In what?" "In a suit I'm going to file against the government of the United States," replied Hawkins, pulling a mutilated cigar out of his pocket and lighting it with a World War 11 Zippo. "You wait, Brokey-One, and you watch." "Good God, for what? ... Don't smoke! You're not supposed to smoke in here!" "Oh, Brokey, you and your cousin, Ethelred, always went too much by the book, and when the book didn't match the action, you looked for more books. It's not in the books, Heseltine, not the ones you can read. It's in your stomach, in your gut. Some things are right and some things are wrong, it's as simple as that. The gut tells you." "What the hell are you talking about?" "Your gut tells you to look for books you're not supposed to read. In places where they keep secrets, like right in here." "Mac, you're not making sense!" "Give me a year, maybe two, Brokey, and then you'll understand. I've got to do it right. Real right." General MacKenzie Hawkins strode out between the metal racks of

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the archives to the exit. "Goddamn, " he said to himself. "Now I really go to work. Get ready for me, you magnificent Wopotamis. I'm yours!"

Twenty-one months passed, and nobody was ready for Thunder Head, chief of the Wopotamis.

The President of the United States, his jaw firm, his angry eyes steady and penetrating, accelerated his pace along the steel-gray corridor in the underground complex of the White House. In seconds, he had outdistanced his entourage, his tall, lean frame angled forward as if bucking a torrential wind, an impatient figure wanting only to reach the storm-tossed battlements and survey the bloody costs of war so as to devise a strategy and repel the invading hordes assaulting his realm. He was John of Arc, his rac- ing mind building a counterattack at Orleans, a Harry Five who knew the decisive Agincourt was in the immediate picture. At the moment, however, his immediate objective was the anxiety-prone Situation Room, buried in the lowest levels of the White House. He reached a door, yanked it open, and strode inside as his subordinates, now trotting and breathless, followed in unison. "All right, fellas!" he roared. "Let's skull!" A brief silence ensued, broken by the tremulous, highpitched voice of a female aide. "I don't think in here, Mr. President." "What? Why?"

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"This is the men's room, sir." "Oh? ... What are you doing here?" "Following you, sir." "Golly gee. Wrong turn. Sorry about that. Let's go. Out!" The large round table in the Situation Room glistened under the wash of the indirect lightin , reflecting the shad.9 ows of the bodies seated around it. These blocks of shadow on the polished wood, like the bodies themselves, remained immobile as the stunned faces attached to those bodies stared in astonishment at the gaunt, bespectacled man who stood behind the President in front of a portable blackboard, on which he had drawn numerous diagrams in four different colors of chalk. The visual aids -were somewhat less than effective as two of the crisis management team were color-blind. The bewildered expression on the youthful Vice- President's face was nothing new and therefore dismissible, but the growing agitation on the part of the chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff was not so easily dismissed. "Goddamn it, Washburn, I don't---" "I'liat's Washburn, General." "That's nice. I don't follow the legal line." "It's the orange one, sir." "Which one is that?" "I just explained, the orange chalk." "Point it out." Heads turned; the President spoke. "Gee whiz, Zack, can't you tell?" "It's ' dark in here, Mr. President." "Not that dark, Zack. I can see it clearly." "Well, I've got a minor visual problem," said the general, abruptly lowering his voice, distinguishing certain colors." "What, Zack?" "I heard him," exclaimed the towheaded, VicePresident, seated next to the J.C. chairman. "He's colorblind." ::Golly, Zack, but you're a soldier!" Came on late, Mr. President." "It came on early with me," continued the excitable heir

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to the Oval Office. "Actually, it's what kept me out of the real army. I would have given anything to correct the problem!" "Close it up, gumball," said the swarthy-skinned director of the Central Intelligence Agency, his voice low but his half-lidded, dark eyes ominous. "The friggin' campaign's over." "Now, really, Vincent, there's no cause for that language," intruded the President. "There's a lady present." "That judgment's up for grabs, Prez. The ladyin question is not unfamiliar with the lingua franca, as it were." The DCI smiled grimly at the glaring female aide and returned to the man named Washburn at the portable blackboard. "You, our legal expert here, what kind of ... creek are we up?" "That@ better, Vinnie," added the President. "I appreciate it." "You're welcome.... Go on, Mr. Lawyer. What kind of deep ca-ca are we really intoT' "Very nice, Vinnie." - "Please, Big Man, we're all a little stressed here." The director leaned forward, his apprehensive eyes on the White House legal aide. "You," he continued, "put away the chalk and let's have the news. And do me 'a favor, don't spend a week getting ther ' e, okayT' "As you wish, Mr. Mangecavallo," said the White House attorney, placing the colored chalk on the blackboard ledge. "I was merely trying to diagram the historical precedents relative to the altered laws where the Indian nations were concerned." "What nations?" asked the Vice-President, in his voice ,a trace of arrogance. "They're tribes, not countries." "Go on," interrupted the director. "He's not here." "Well, I'm sure you all recall the information our mole at the Supreme Court gave us about an obscure, impoverished, Indian tribe petitioning the Court over a supposed treaty with the federal government that was allegedly lost or stolen by federal agents. A treaty that if ever found would restore their rights to certain territories currently housing vital military installations." "Oh, yes," said the President. "We had quite a laugh

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over that. They even sent an extremely long brief to the Court that nobody wanted to read." "Some poor people will do anything but get a job!" joined in the Veep. "That is a laugh." "Our lawyer isn't laughing," observed the director. "No, I'm not, sir. Our mole sends word that there've been some quiet rumors which may mean absolutely nothing, of course, but apparently five or six justices of the Court were so impressed by the brief that they've actually debated its merits in chambers. Several feel that the lost Treaty of 1878, negotiated with the Wopotami tribe and the Forty-ninth Congress, may ultimately be legally binding upon the government of the United States." "You gotta be outta your lemon tree!" roared Mangecavallo. "They can't do that!" "Totally unacceptable," snapped the pinstriped, acerbic Secretary of State. "Those judicial fruitcakes will never survive the polls!" "I don't think they have to, Warren." The President shook his head slowly. "But I see what you mean. As the great communicator frequently told me, 'Those mothers couldn't get parts as extras in Ben-Hur, not even in the Colosseum scenes.' " "Profound," said the Vice-President, nodding his head. "That really says it. Who's Benjamin Hurr?" "Forget it," replied the balding, portly Attorney General, still breathing heavily from the swift journey through the underground corridors. "The point is they don't need outside employment. They're set for life, and there's nothing' we can do about it!" "Unless they're all impeached," offered the nasal-toned Secretary of State, Warren Pease, his thin-lipped smile devoid of bonhomie. "Forget that, too," rebutted, the Attorney General. "They're pristine white and immaculate black, even the skirt. I checked the whole spectrum when those pointyheads shoved that negative poll tax decision down our throats." "That was simply grotesque!" cried the Vice-President, his wide eyes searching for approval. "What's five hundred dollars for the right to vote?"

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"Too true," agreed the occupant of the Oval Office. 'The good people could have written it off on their capital gains. For instance, there was an article by a fine economist, an alumnus of ours, as a matter of fact, in The Bank Street Journal, explaining that by converting one's assets in subsection C to the line item projected losses in-2' "Prez, please?" interrupted the director of the Central Intelligence Agency gently. "Mat bum's doing time, six to ten years for fraud, actually.... A lid, please, Big Man, okayT' "Certainly, Vincent.... Is he really?" "Just remember, none of us I remember him," replied the DCI, barely above a whisper. "You forgot his line item procedures when we had 'him at Treasury? He put half of Defense into Education, but nobody got no schools." "It was great PR-" "Stow it, gumball--2' " 'Stow it,' Vincent? Were you in the navy? 'Stow it' is a navy term." "Let's say I've been on a lot of small, fast boats, Prez. Caribbean theater of operations, okay?" "Ships, Vincent. They're always 'ships.' Were you by way of Annapolis?" "There was a Greek runner from the Aegean who could smell a patrol boat in pitch dark." "Ship, Vincent. Ship.... Or maybe not when applied to patrols--2' "Please, Big Man." Director Mangecavallo stared at the Attorney General. "Maybe you didn't look good enough into that dirtbag character spectrum of yours, huh? On those judicial fruitcakes, as our high-toned Secretary of State called 'em. Maybe there were omissions, rightT' "I used the entire resources of the Federal Bureau," replied the obese Attorney General, adjusting his bulk in the inadequate chair while wiping his forehead with a soiled handkerchief "We couldn't hang a jaywalking ticket on any of them. They've all been in Sunday school since the day they were born." "What do those FBI yo-yos know, huh? They cleared me, rights I was the holiest saint in town, right?" "And both the House and the, Senate confirmed you

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with rather decent majorities, Vincent. That says something about our constitutional checks and balances, doesn't itT' "More about checks made out to 'cash' than balances, Prez, but we'll let it slide, okay? ... Owl Eyes here says that five or six of the big robes may be leaning the wrong way, right?" "It could simply be minor speculation," added Washburn. "And completely in camera." "So who's takin' pictures?" "You misunderstand, sir. I mean the debates remain secret, not a word of them leaked to the press or the public. The blackout was actually self-imposed on the grounds of national security, in extremism" "In who?" "Good heavens!" cried Washburn. "This wonderful country, the nation we love, could be placed in the most vulnerable military position in our history if five of those damn fools vote their consciences. We could be obliterated!" "Okay, okay, cool it," said Mangecavallo, staring at the others around the table, quickly passing by the eyes of the President and his heir apparent. "So we got us some room by this top-secret status. And we also got five or six judicial fruitcakes to work on, right? ... So, as the intelligence expert at this table, I say we should make sure two or three of those zucchinis stay in the vegetable patch, right? And since this sort of thing is in my personal realm of expertise, I'll go to work, capisce?" "You'll have to work quickly, Mr. Director," said the bespectacled Washburn. "Our mole tells us that the Chief Justice himself told him he was going to lift the debate blackout in forty-eight hours. In his own words, Chief Justice Reebock said, 'They're not the only half-assed ball game in town'-that's a direct quote, Mr. President. I personally do not use such language." "Very commendable, Washbloom--2' "That's Washburn, sir." "Him, too. Let's skull, men-and you, too, Miss ... Miss "Trueheart, Mr. President. Teresa Trueheart."

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"What do you do?" "I'm your Chief of Staff's personal secretary, sir." "And then some," mumbled the DCL "Stow it, Vinnie." "My Chief of Staff ... ? Gosh W crackers, where is Arnold? I mean this is a crisis, a real zing doozer!" "He has his massage every afternoon at this hour, sir", replied Miss Trueheart brightly. "Well, I don't mean to criticize, but--7@' "You have every right to criticize, Mr. President," interrupted the wide-eyed heir apparent. "On the other hand, Subagaloo's been under a great deal of stress lately. The press corps call him names and- he's quite sensitive." "And there's nothing that relieves stress more than a massage," added the Vice-President. "Believe me, I know!" "So where do we stand, gentlemen? Let's get a fix on the compass and tighten the halyards." "Aye, aye, sir!" "Mr. Vice-President, give us a break, huh? ... The compass we're locked into, Big Man, should better be fixed on a full moon, 'cause that's where we're at-lo6ney-tune time, but nobody's laughin'." "Speaking as your Secretary of Defense, Mr President," broke in an extremely short man whose pinched face barely projected above the table and whose eyes glared disapprovingly at the CIA director, "the situation's utterly preposterous. Those idiots on the Court can't be allowed to even consider devastating the security of the country over an obscure, long-forgotten, so-called treaty with an Indian tribe nobody's ever heard of!" "Oh, I've heard of the Wopotamis," the Vice-President interrupted again. "Of course, American history wasn't my best subject, but I remember I thought it was a funny name, like the Choppywaws. I thought they were slaughtered or died of starvation or some dumb thing." The brief silence was ended with Director Vincent Mangecavallo's strained whisper as he stared at the young man who was a heartbeat away from being the nation's Commander in Chief. "You say one more word, butter

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skull, and you're gonna be in a cemen@ bathrobe at the bottom of the Potomac, do I make myself clearT' "Really, Vincent!", "Listen, Prez, I'm your head honcho for the whole country's security, right? Well, let me tell you, that kid's got the loosest mouth in the beltway. I could have him terminated with extreme prejudice for saying. and doing what he didn't even know he said or did. The hit off the record, naturally." "That's not fair!" "It's not a fair world, son," observed the perspiring Attorney General, turning his attention to the White House lawyer, at the blackboard. "All right, Blackburn-2' "Washburn-2' "If you say so.... Let's zero in on this fiasco, and I mean zero to the max! For starters, just who the hell is the bastard, the traitor, who's behind this totally unpatriotic, un-American appeal to the Court?" @'He calls himself Chief Thunder Head, Native American," answered Washburn. "And the brief his attorney submitted is considered one of the most brilliant ever received by the judiciary, our informer tells us. They sayconfidentially-that it will go down in the annals of jurisprudence as a model of legal analysis." "Annals, my ass!" exploded the Attorney General, once more working his soiled handkerchief across his brow. "I'll have that legal banana peeled to his bare bones! He's finished, eliminated. By the time the departmnt's through with him, he won't get a job selling insurance in Beirut, -forget the law! No firin'll touch him and he won't find a client in the meat box at Leavenworth. What's the son of a bitch's name?" "Well, " began Washburn hesitantly, hisvoice squeaking briefly into a falsetto, there we have a temporary glitch, as it were." , "Glitch-what glitchT' The nasal-toned Warren-Pease, whose left eye had the unfortunate affliction of straying to the side when he was excited, pecked his head forward like a violated chicken. "Just give us the name, you idiot!" "Mere isn't any to give," choked Washburn. "Thank God this moron doesn't work for the Pentagon,"

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snarled the diminutive Secretary of Defense. "We'd never find half our missiles." "I think they're in Teheran, Oliver," offered the President. "Aren't they?" "My suggestion was rhetorical, sir." The pinch-faced head of the Pentagon, seen barely above the surface of the table, shook back and forth in short lateral jabs. "Besides, that was a long time ago and you weren't there and I wasn't there. Remember, sir?" "Yes, yes, of course I don't." "Goddamn it, Blackboard, why isn't there a name?" "Legal precedent, sir, and my name is ... never mind--2' "What do you mean, 'never mind,' you wart? I want the name!" "That's not what I meant-" "What the hell do you mean?" "Non nomen amicus curiae, " mumbled the bes tacled White House attorney barely above a whisper. pec "What are you doin', a Hail Mary?" asked the DCI ,softly, his dark Mediterranean eyes bulging in disbelief. "It goes back to 1826, when the Court permitted a brief to be filed anonymously by a 'friend of the Court' on behalf of a plaintiff." "I'll kill him," mumbled the obese Attorney General, an audible flatus emerging from the seat of his chair. "Hold it!" yelled the Secretary of State, his left eye swinging back and forth unchecked. "Are you telling us that this brief for the WopotwW tribe was filed by an unnamed attorney or attorneysT' "Yes, sir. Chief Thunder Head sent his representative, a young brave who recently passed the state's bar, to appear before the justices in camera and act as temporary counsel anticipating the necessity of the original anonymous counsel should the brief be held inadequate.... It wasn't. The majority of the Court deemed it sufficient under the guidelines of non nomen amicus curiae." "So, We don't know who the hell prepared the goddamned thing?" shouted the Attorney General, his attacks of duodenal gas unrelenting.

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"My wife and I call those 'bottom burps,' " snickered the Vice- President quietly to his single superior. "We used to call them 'caboose whistles,' " replied the President, grinning conspiratorially. "For Christ's sake!" roared the Attorney General. "No, no, not you, sir, or the kid here-I'm referring to Mr. Backwash--2' "That's ... never mind." "You mean to tell us we're not allowed to know who wrote this garbage, this swill that may convince five airheaded judges on the Court to affirm it as law and, not incidentally, destroy the operational core of our national defense?" "Chief Thunder Head has informed the Court that in due time, after the decision has been rendered and made' public and his people set free, he will make known the legal mind behind his - tribe's appeal. "That's nice," said the chairman of the Joint Chiefs. "Then we'll put the son of a bitch on the reservation with his redskin buddies and nuke the whole bunch of them off the goddamned map." "To do that, General, you'd have to wipe out all of Omaha, Nebraska."

The emergency meeting in the Situation Room was over; only the President and his Secretary of State remained at the table. "Golly, Warren," said the chief executive. "I wanted you to stay because sometimes I don't understand those people." "Well, they certainly never went to our school, old roonfie." "Gosh, I guess they didn't but that's not what I mean. They. all got so excited, shouting and cursing and everything." "The ill-born are prone to emotional outbursts, we both know that. They have no ingrained restraint. Do you remember when the headmaster's wife got drunk and began singing 'One-Ball Reilly' at the back of the chapel? Only the scholarship boys turned around."

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"Not exactly," said the President sheepishly. "I did, too.11

"No, I can't believe it!" "Well, I sort of peeked. I think I had the hots for her; it started in dancing class-the fox trot, actually." "She did that to all of us, the bitch. It's how she got her kick

"I suppose so, but back to this meeting. You don't think anything could come of that Indian stuff, do you?" "Of course not! Chief Justice Reebock is just up to his old tricks, trying to get you mad because he thinks you blackballed him for our Honorary Alumni Society." "Gee, I swear I didn't!" "I know you didn't, I did. His politics are quite acceptable, but he's a very unattractive man and wears terrible clothes. He looks positively ludicrous in a tuxedo. Also, I think he drools-not for us, old roomie. You heard what that Washboard said ... he said Reebock told our mole that we 'weren't the only half-assed ball game in town.' What more do you need?" "Still, everybody got so angry, especially Vincent Manja ... Manju ... Mango whatever." "It's the Italian in him. It goes with the bloodlines." "Maybe, Warren. Still, he bothers me. I'm sure Vincent was a fine naval officer, but he could also be a loose cannon ... like you- know-who." "Please, Mr. President, don't give either of us nightmares!" "I'm just trying to prevent 'em, old roomie. Look, Warren, Vincent doesn't get along too well with our Attorney General or the Joint Chiefs, and definitely not with the whole Defense Department, so I want you to sort of cultivate him, stay in close touch with him on this problem-be his confidential friend." "With a Mangecavallo?" "Your office calls for it, Warty old boy. State's got to be involved in something like this." "But nothing will come of it!" "I'm sure it won't, but think of the reactions worldwide when the Court's arguments become public. We're a nation of laws, not whims, and the Supreme Court doesn't

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suffer nuisance suits. You have some international spincontrol in front of you, roornie." "But why me?" "Golly gosh and zing dam, I just told you, Warty!" "Why not the Vice-President? He can relay all the news to me." "Who?" "Me Vice-President!" "What is his name, anyway?"

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It was a bright midsummer's afternoon, and Aaron Pinkus, arguably the finest attorney in Boston, Massachusetts, and certainly one of the kindest and most gentle of powerful men, climbed out of his limousine in the fashionable suburb of Weston and smiled at the uniformed chauffeur who held the door. "I told Shirley this huge car was ostentatious enough, Paddy, but that silly cap with the shiny visor on your head comes perilously close to the sin of false pride." "Not in old Southie, Mr. Pinkus, and we got more sins than they got votive candles in a wax factory," said the large middle-aged driver, whose partially graying hair bespoke a once full crown of bright red. "Besides, you've been saying that for years now and it doesn't do much good. Mrs. Pinkus is a very insistent woman." "Mrs. Pinkus's brain has been refried too often under a beauty shop hair dryer... I never said that, Paddy." "Of course not, sir." "I don't know how long I'll be, so drive down the block, perhaps around the comer, out of sight--2' "And stay in touch with you over the beeper," completed the Irishman, grinning, obviously enjoying the sub- 20 ROBERT LUDLUM

terfuge. "If I spot Mr. Devereaux's car, I signal you, and you can get out through the back door." "You know, Paddy, if our words were part of a transcript, any transcript, we'd lose the case, whatever it was." "Not with your office defending us, sir." "False pride again, my old friend. Also, criminal law is but a small part of the firm and not really outstanding." "Hey, you ain't doing nothin' criminal!" 'llen let's lose the transcript.... Do I look presentable for the grande dame, Paddy?" "Let me straighten your tie, sir, it slipped a touch down." 'Hank you," said Pinkus as the driver adjusted his tie. His eyes strayed to the imposing blue-gray Victorian house, fronted by a white picket fence and profuse with gleaming white trim around the windows and below the high gables. Inside was the matron of this landmark residence, the formidable Mrs. Lansing Devereaux 111, mother of Samuel Devereaux, potential attomey-extraordinary and currently an enigma to his employer, one Aaron Pinkus. 'lure you are, sir-" The chauffeur stepped back and nodded approvingly. "You're a grand and splendid sight for one of the opposite sex." "Please, Paddy, this is not an assignation, it's a mission of compassionate inquiry." "Yeah, I know, boss. Sam's been kind of off the wall every now and again." "You've noticed then?" "Hell, you've had me pick him up at Logan Airport a dozen times or more this year. As I say, every now and again he seemed a little squirrelly, and it wasn't just the boyo booze. He's troubled, Mr. Pinkus. The lad's got a trouble in his head." "And that head contains a brilliant legal mind, Paddy. Let's see if we can find out what the trouble is." "Good luck, sir. I'll be out of sight but in sight, if you know what I mean. And when you hear my beep, get the hell out of there." "Why do I feel like a bony, overage Jewish Casanova who couldn't scale a trellis if a horde of pit bulls was snapping at my rear endT' Pinkus understood that he asked

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the question of himself, as his driver had raced around the hood,of the limousine so as to climb inside and vanish-in sight but out of sight. Aaron had met Eleanor Devereaux only twice over the years since he had known her son. The first time was the day Samuel came to work for the firm several weeks after his graduation from Harvard Law School, and then, Aaron suspected, it was because his mother wanted to look over her son's workaday environs as she might inspect the counselors and the facilities of a summer camp. The second and only other time was at the welcome-home party the Pinkuses gave for Sam upon his return from the army,, said homecoming one of the strangest in the chronicles of military separation. It took place over five months past the day that Lieutenant Devereaux was to arrive in Boston as an honorably discharged civilian. Five months unaccounted for. Five months, mused Aaron, as he started toward the gate in the white picket fence, nearly half a year that Sam would not talk about- would not discuss except to say he was not permitted to discuss it, implying some type of topsecret government operation. Well, Pinkus had thought at the time, he certainly could not ask Lieutenant Devereaux to violate a sworn oath, but he was curious, both personally as a friend and professionally in terms of international legal negotiations, and he did have a few connections in Washington. So he telephoned the President on the private White House line that rang in the upstairs living quarters and explained his conundrum to the chief executive. "You think he may have been involved in a covert operation, AaronT' the President had asked. "Speaking frankly, I wouldn't think he's at all the type." "Sometimes they go for that, Pinky. You know, rotten casting turns out the best casting. Also speaking frankly, a lot of these lousy long-haired, dirty-minded directors stink up the big screen with that kind of thing. I hear they wanted Myrna to use the S word a couple of years ago, can you believe it?"- "It's difficult, Mr. President. But I know you're busy--21 "Heck no, Pinky. Mornmy and. I are just watching

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Wheel of Fortune. You know, she beats me a lot, but I don't care. I'm President and she's not." "Very understanding. Could you just possibly make a few inquiries for me on this matter?" "Oh, sure. I wrote it down. Devereaux-D-e-v-a-r-o, right?" "That will do, sir." Twenty minutes later the President had called him back. "Oh, wow, Pinky! I think you stepped into it!" "Into what, Mr. President?" "My people tell me that 'outside of China'-those were the words- whatever this Devereaux did had 'absolutely nothing to do with the United States govemment'-those, too, were the exact words, I wrote them down. Then when I pressed them, they told me I didn't 'want to knoW-" "Yes, of course, the exact words. It's called deniability, Mr. President." 'There's a lot of that going around, isn't there?" Aaron paused on the path and looked up at the grand old house, thinking about Sam Devereaux and the rather odd, even touching way he had grown up in this gracefully restored relic from a far moral graceful era. In truth, considered the vaunted attorney, the sparkling restoration had not always been in evidence; for years there had been the aura of neat but shabby gentility about the place rather than the current facade of spanking new paint and a man- icured front law. These days, care was lavished continuously, no expense spared-spared, that was, ever since Sam had returned to civilian life after a five-month disappearing act. As a matter of course, Pinkus always studied the personal and academic histories of each potential employee of his firm so as to avoid heartbreak or a mistake. Young Devereaux's r6sumd had caught his eye as well as his curiosity, and he had frequently driven by the old house in Weston, wondering what secrets were held within its Victorian walls. The father, Lansing Devereaux III, had been a scion of the Boston Brahmin elite on a par with the Cabots and the Lodges, but with one glaring aberration. He was a bold risktaker in the world of high finance, far more capable of losing money than hoarding it. He had been a good man,

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if somewhat wild and tempestuous, a hard worker who had opened doors of opportunity for many, but for himself saw too few initiatives come to fruition. While watching a stock market report on television, he had died of a stroke when Sam was a boy of nine, leaving his widow and his son a fine name, a grand residence, and insufficient insurance to maintain the life-style to which they were accustomed and the appearance of which Eleanor refused to abandon. As a result, Samuel Lansing Devereaux became that conduction among the wealthy, a scholarship boy who waited on tables at Phillips Andover. While his classmates attended proms, he tended a snack bar at those proms; and when his increasingly distant acquaintances in the social set entered regattas on the Cape, he worked on the roads they traveled leading to Dennis and Hyannis. He also worked on his studies, like a young man possessed, fully understanding that academia was the only route back to the affluent world of the ancestral Devereauxes. Besides, he was sick of being merely an observer of the good life instead of a participants More generous scholarships followed at Harvard and its Law School, his expense monies supplemented quite nicely by a heavy schedule of tutoring his brother and sister classmates, the'preponderance-of whom were the latter as there were frequently bonuses having nothing to do with finance. There followed an auspicious beginning at Aaron Pinkus Associates, menacingly interrupted by the United States Army, which, in the era of massive Pentagon expansion, desperately needed all the lawyers it could dredge up to forestall wholesale indictments of its procurement personnel on bases at home and abroad. The fascist military computers unearthed a long-forgotten deferment granted one Samuel Lansing Devereaux, and the armed services gained a handsome, if pathetic, soldier, but one with a superb legal brain, which they used and obviously abused. What had happened to him? questioned Pinkus in the silence of his mind. What horrible events had taken place years ago that had come back to haunt him now? To warp and, at times, to short-circuit that extraordinary mind, a

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mind that cut through legalistic abstractions and made common sense out of the most abstruse constitutional interpretations, so that judges and juries alike were in awe of his erudition and his deeply penetrating analyses. Something had happened, concluded Aaron, approaching the huge front door, replete with antique beveled panes of glass in the upper panel. Also, where did Sam ever get the money to restore the damn house to begin with? Pinkus was, indeed, generous with his outstanding and, in truth, his favorite employee, but not to the extent that he could pour a minimum of a hundred thousand dollars into the renovation of the family residence. Where had the cash come from? Drugs? Laundering money? Insider trading? Selling illegal armaments abroad? None made sense where Sam Devereaux was concerned. He'd be a total bust at any of those endeavors; he was a klutz where subterfuge was concerned. He was--God in heaven be praised-a truly honest man in a world of worms. This judgment, however, did riot explain the apparently inexplicable---the money. Several years ago, when Aaron had casually mentioned the fine improvements made on the house, which he drove by frequently on his way home, Samuel had, with equal casualness, offered that a well-to-do Devereaux relative had passed away and left his mother a very decent bequest. Pinkus had pored over the probate rolls and the taxable inheritance records only to discover that there was no such relative and no such bequest. And he knew deep in his religious heart that whatever was plaguing Sam now had something to do with his unexplained affluence.. What was it? Perhaps the answer was hidden inside this grand old house. He rang the bell-bass-toned chimes, naturally. A full minute passed before the door was opened by a plumpish middle-aged maid in a starched green and white uniform. "SirT' she said, somewhat more coldly than was necessary, thought Aaron. "Mrs. Devereaux," replied Pinkus. "I believe she's expecting me." "Oh, you're the one," responded the maid, perhaps even more icily, thought Aaron. "Well, I hope you like the damn chamomile tea, Buster, it sure isn't my taste. Come on any$

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"Thank you." The celebrated but less than physically imposing attorney walked into the foyer of Norwegian rose marble, his mental computer estimating its extravagant cost. "And what variety do you prefer, my dear?" he asked pointlessly. "A cup laced with rye!" exclaimed the woman, laughing raucously and jabbing her elbow into Pinkus's frail shoulder. ,,I'll remember that when we have high tea at the Ritz some afternoon." "That'll be the Jesus-lovin' day, won't it, little fella?" "I beg your pardon?" "Go on through those double doors over there," continued the maid, gesturing to her left. "The hoity-toity's waiting for you. Me, I got work to do." With that command-cum-explanation, the woman turned and walked without precision across the expensive floor, disappearing beyond the elegantly balustraded winding staircase. Aaron approached the closed double doors, opened the right panel, and peered inside' At the far end of the ornate Victorian room sat Eleanor Devereaux on a brocaded white couch, a glistening silver tea service on the coffee table in front of her. She was as he remembered her, an erect, fine-boned woman, with an aging face that must have launched a thousand yachts in its prime, and with large blue eyes that said far more than she would ever reveal. "Mrs. Devereaux, how good to see you again." "Mr. Pinkus, how good to see you. Please come and sit down." "Thank you." Aaron walked inside, conscious of the huge, priceless Oriental rug beneath his feet. He lowered himself into the white brocaded armchair to the right of the sofa, the spot indicated by a nod of Mrs. Devereaux's aristocratic head. "From the rather frantic laughter I heard in the hallway," said the grand lady, "I gather you've met Cousin Cora, our maid." "Your cousin ... T' "If she weren't, do you think she'd last five minutes in this house? In a family sense, being more fortunate imposes certain obligations, doesn't it?"

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"Noblesse oblige, madam. And very nicely said." "Yes, I suppose so, but I wish to hell nobody ever had to say it. One day she'll choke on the whisky she steals and the obligation will be over, won't it?" "A logical conclusion." "But you're not here to discuss Cora, are you? ... Chamomile tea, Mr. Pinkus? Cream or lemon, sugar or no?" "Forgive me, Mrs. Devereaux, but I must resist. An old man's aversion to volatile oil." "Good! An old wornan's, too. This fourth little dear I fill myself." Eleanor picked up a Limoges teapot to the left of the silver service. "A fine thirty-year-old brandy, Mr. Pinkus, and its kind of acid couldn't hurt anybody. I also wash the damn thing myself, so Cora doesn't get ideas." "My very favorite, Mrs. Devereaux," said Aaron. "And I shan't tell my doctor, so he won't get any ideas." 'Wchaim, Mr. Pinkus," toasted Eleanor Devereaux, pouring them each a good dram and then raising her-teacup. "A votre santi, Mrs. Devereaux," said Aaron. "No, no, Mr. Pinkus. The Devereaux name may be French, but my husband's ancestors migrated to England in the fifteenth century-actually they were captured during the battle of Cr6cy but stayed long enough to raise their own armies and be knighted by the crown. We're High Anglican." "So what should I say?" ,"How about 'Up your banners'?" "That's religiousT' "If you're convinced He's on your side, I imagine it is." They both sipped, and replaced their cups in the delicate saucers. "That's a good beginning, Mr. Pinkus. And now shall we plunge right into the puzzling issue at handnamely, my son?" "I believe it would be prudent," nodded Aaron, glancing at his watch. "Right now he's about to go into a conference entailing an extremely complex litigation that should take the better part of several hours. However, as we both agreed over the telephone, these past months he's fre- 7HE ROAD TO CMAHA 27

quently displayed erratic behavior; he might very well leave the conference in midsentence and drive home." "Or go to a museum or a movie or, God forbid, to the airport and take a plane to heaven knows where," interrupted Eleanor Devereaux. "I'm all too aware of Sam's impetuous proclivities. Only two Sundays ago I returned from church and discovered a note that he'd left for me on the kitchen table. In it he wrote that he was out and would call me later. He did so during dinner. From Switzerland." "Our experiences are too painfully similar, so I will not take up our time recounting my and my firm's variations." "Is my son in danger of losing his position, Mr. Pinkus?" "Not if I can help it, Mrs. Devereaux. I've looked too long and too hard for a successor to give up so easily. But I'd be less than honest if I told you that the status quo was acceptable. It isn't. It's,not fair to Sam or to the firm." "I'm in total agreement. What can we do-what can I do?" "At the risk of presuming on the privilege of privacy, and I do so only out of affection and professional concern of the highest regard, what can you tell me about your son that might shed light on his increasingly enigmatic behaviorTI assure you that whatever is said between us will remain in the strictest confidence-as -it were, a lawyerclient relationship, although I would never presume to be your attorney of choice." "Dear Mr. Pinkus, a number of years ago I could never presume to approach you to be my attorney of choice. Had I felt that I was capable of paying your fee, I might have salvaged large sums of money owed my husband's estate after his death." "Oh ... T, "Lansing Devereaux steered a great many of his colleagues into immensely lucrative situations with the understanding of reasonable participation after their venture capital was recouped. Once he died, only a few honored those agreements, a precious few." "Agreements? Written agreements?" "Lansing was not the most precise person when it came

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to specifics. However, there were minutes of meetings, synopses of business conversations, that sort of thing." "You have copies of these?" "Of course. I was told they were worthless." "Your son, Samuel, confirmed that judgment?" "I've never shown him those papers and I never will.... He had a rather painful adolescence in some regards, no doubt character building, but why open healed wounds?" "One day we may go back to those 'worthless' papers, Mrs. Devereaux, but at the moment letis return-to the moment. What happened to your son in the army? Have you any idea?" "He had a 'rather good show,' as the British say. He was a legal officer both here and overseas and, I'm told, did outstanding work in the Far East. When he was discharged, he was an adjutant in the office of the Inspector General with the temporary rank of major. You don't do much better than that." "Me Far East?" said Aaron, his antennae picking up a nuance. "What did he do in the Far East?" "China, of course. You probably wouldn't remember because his contribution was 'played down,' as they say politically, but he negotiated the release of that crazy American general in Beijing, the one who shot the - . private parts ... off a venerated statue in the Forbidden city.l@ "'Madman' MacKenzie Hawkins?" "Yes, I believe that was his name." "Me most certifiable lunatic of the lunatic fringe? The gorilla's guerilla who almost plunged the entire planet into World War Three? Sam represented him?" "Yes. In China. Apparently he did a fine job." Aaron swallowed several times before he found his voice again. "Your son never mentioned any of this to me," he said barely audibly. "Well, Mr. Pinkus, you know the military. So much is hush-hush, as I understand it." "Hush-bush, mush-mush," mumbled Boston's celebrated attorney, in his voice a Talmudic prayer. "Fell me, Mrs. Devereaux, did Sammy--@'

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"Sam or Samuel, Mr. Pinkus." "Yes, of course.... Did Sam ever mention this General Hawkins to you after his separation from the army?" "Not with that title or that name, and never when he was entirely sober... I should explain that before he was discharged and came back to Boston, somewhat later than we expected, I should add ---- 2' "Don't add to me, Mrs. Devereaux. Explain to the deli that supplied fifty pounds of lox why he never showed up.,,

"I beg your pardon?" "It's insignificant. What were you sayingT' "Well, a colonel in the Inspector General's office phoned me and told me that Sam had been put through 'pressure-point-max' in China. When I asked him what that meant, he became rather abusive and said that as a 'decent army wife' I should understand. And when I explained that I wasn't Sam's wife but his mother, that very abusive man said something to the effect that he 'figured the clown was a little weird,' and told me that I should expect a couple of months of mood swings and conceivably some heavy drinking." "What did you say to that?" "I wasn't married to Lansing Devereaux without learning a few things, Mr. Pinkus. I know damned well that when a man gets broiled because the pressures become too much, it's a reasonable petcock to let off steam. Those Janie-come-lately liberated females should give a little in that department. The man still has to keep die lion from invading the cave; that hasn't changed, and biologically it shouldn't. He's the poor fool who has to take the heatphysically, morally, and legally." "I'm beginning to see where Sam gets his acumen." "Y'lien you'd be wrong, Aaron-may I call you Aaron?" "With the greatest of my pleasure ... Eleanor." "You see, 'acumen' or perception or whatever you want to call it can only be useful if there's imagination first. That's what my Lansing had, only the macho times restricted my supplying a stronger balance, the supplemental caution, if you like." "You're a remarkable woman ... Eleanor."

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"Another brandy, Aaron?" "Why not? I'm a student in the presence of a teacher of things I have never really considered. I may go home to my wife and fall on my knees."

"Don't overplay it. We like to believe we're manipulators.,,

"Back to your son," said Pinkus, sipping his brandy in two swallows rather than one. "You say he didn't refer to General Hawkins by name or by title, but you implied that he did allude to him ... when not necessarily sober, which is perfectly understandable. What did he say?" "He'd ramble on about 'the Hawk,' that's what he called him," mused Eleanor softly, her head arched back in the brocaded sofa. "Sam said he was a legitimate hero, a military genius abandoned by the very people who once praised him as their spokesman, their idol, but who fled from him the moment he became an embarrassment. An embarrassment despite the fact that in his actions he was fulfilling their fantasies,- their dreams. But he was doing it for real, and that terrified them, because, again, they knew that their fantasies, if acted upon, might lead to disaster. Like most fanatics who've never been in a real fight, they find embarrassment and death unattractive." "And Sam?" "He claimed he never agreed with the Hawk, never wanted to be associated with him, but was somehow forced to-how I don't know. Sometimes when he just wanted to talk, he'd make up incredible stories, pure nonsense, like meeting hired killers at night on a golf course-he actually named a country club on Long Island." "Long Island, as in New York?" "Yes. And how he negotiated contracts worth a great deal of money with British traitors in London's Belgrave Square and with former Nazis on chicken farms in Germany ... even Arab sheiks in the desert who were actually slunilords in Tel Aviv and wouldn't permit Egypt's army to shell their properties during the Yom Kippur war. Insane stories, Aaron, I tell you the were--are-toially y

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forcing in his stomach. "You say, 'are'? He still tells these crazy stories?" "Not as much as he used to, but yes, when he's terribly distressed or has had that extra martini he didn't need, and wanders down from his lair." "His lair, like in cave, perhaps?" "That's what he calls it, his 'chAteau's lair.' " 'Chfiteau,' like in a very big house or a@ castle?" "Yes, he even speaks now and then of a great chfiteau in Zermatt, Switzerland, and of his 'Lady Anne' and 'Uncle Zio'-pure unadulterated fantasies! I believe the word is 'nuts.' " "I sincerely hope so," mumbled Pinkus. "I beg your pardon?" "Oh, nothing. Does Samuel spend much time in his Ur,' Eleanor?" "He never leaves it except for an occasional dinner with me. It's actually the east wing of the house, shut off from the rest of us with its own entrance and facilities-two bedrooms, office, kitchen-the usual amenities. Even his own cleaning service--oddly enough, they're Muslims." "His own apartment, really." "Yes, and he thinks he has the only keys--2' "But he doesn't?" asked Aaron quickly. "Good heavens, no. The insurance people insisted that Cora and I should have access. Cora stole his key ring one morning and had duplicates made.... Aaron Pinkus!" Eleanor Devereaux looked into the attorney's deep-set eyes and saw the message in, them. "Do you really think we might learn something by ... by going through the chfiteau's lair? Isn't that illegal?" "You're his mother, my dear lady, and you're justifiably concerned about his current state of mind. That's a calling beyond any law. However, before you make that decision, one or two more questions.... This house this grand old house, has had many splendid things Won_@ to it over the past years. From the outside alone, I judged the expenditures to be in the neighborhood of a hundred thousand dollars. Now, seeing the inside, I'd have to place the figure at many times that. Where did the money come from? Did Sam tell youT'

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"Well, not in so many words; that is, not precisely... He said that while he was in Europe on this very secret mission after his discharge, he invested in some works of art, newly discovered religious artifacts actually, and in a matter of months the market exploded and he did enormously well." "I see," said Pinkus, the knot in his stomach tightening, but nothing clear, only the rumbling of distant thunder in his mind. "Religious artifacts.... And this 'Lady Anne' you say he talked about. What did he say?" "It was all pure rubbish. In my son's delusions, or deliritims, if you will, this Lady Anne, this fantasy of his that he calls the perpetual love of his existence on earth, left him and ran away with a Pope." "Oh, dear God of Abraham," whispered Pinkus, reaching for his teacup. "We of the High Church of England can't really accept that connection, Aaron. Henry the Eighth aside, the apostasy of any pontiff's infallibility simply doesn't wash. He's a reasonable, if somewhat pretentious, symbol, but not a scratch more." "I think _W& time you made your decision, dear Eleanor," said Pinkus, swallowing the rest of his brandy, wishing the spreading pain in his stomach would go away. "To glance over the chfiteau's lair, I mean." "You really think it might help us?" "I'm not sure what I think, but I am sure that we'd better." "Come along, then." Lady Devereaux rose from, the couch, a touch unsteadily, and gestured toward the double doors. "The keys are in a flower pot in the foyer. 'Flower pot in the foyer,' that's a hell of a mouthful, isn't it? Try it backwards, Aaron." "Foyer, flowerflot, flowernot, floyer," attempted Pinkus, getting to his feet, not entirely sure where they were. They approached the thick, heavy door of Samuel Lansing Devereaux's chAteau's lair, and Sam's mother inserted the key with the gentle assistance of the man who was now her attorney of choice. They entered the sanctum sanctorum, walking down a narrow corridor that opened onto a wider hallway, the rays of the afternoon sun stream- THE ROAD TO OMAHA 33

ing through an imposing, seemingly impenetrable glasspaneled door on the left, which was the apartment's separate entrance. They turned right, and the first open door they came to revealed a darkened room; the venetian blinds were securely down and closed. "What's in here?" asked Aaron. "I believe it's his office," replied Eleanor, blinking. "I haven't been up here since I can't remember whenprobably when the construction was finished and Sam showed me through." "Let's take a look. Do you know where the lights are?" "The switch is usually on the wall." It was, and three floor lamps lit up the three visible walls of a large pinepaneled office. The walls themselves, however, could barely be seen, as they were covered with framed photographs and, contrarily, Scotch-taped newspaper articles, many askew as if hastily, perhaps angrily, stuck to the sur- faces between the profusion of photographs. "This place is a bloody mess!" exclaimed the mother of the inhabitant. "I'll insist he clean it up!" "I wouldn't even consider it," remarked Pinkus, approaching the nearest newspaper clippings on the left wall. In the main, they depicted a white-habited nun dispensing food and clothing to indigent people-white, black, and Hispanic-in various parts of the world. SISTER ANNE THE BENEVOLENT CARRIES HER MESSAGE TO ALL POINTS OF TM GLOBE, cried one headline over a photograph of a slum in Rio de Janeiro, the mountain crucifix seen clearly in the upper distance of that jet-set city. The other clippings were a variation of the same theme-photos of a markedly attractive nun in Africa, Asia, Central America, and the leper islands in the Pacific. SISTER ANNE, SISTER OF CHARITY, SISTER OF HOPE and, finally, ANNE THE BENEVOLENT, A CANDIDATE FOR SAUqTHOOD? Aaron, putting on his steel-rimmed glasses, studied the. photographs. They were all taken at some extravagant retreat reeking of edelweiss, the Alps generally in the background, the subjects in the photographs happy and carefree, the enjoyment of life lighting up their faces. Several were instantly recognizable: a somewhat younger Sam Devereaux; the tall, aggressive figure of the maniac gen- 34 ROBERT LUDLUM

eral, 'Madman' MacKenzie Hawkins; an ash-blond woman in shorts and a halter-voluptuous, indeed, and unmistakably Anne the Benevolent; and a fourth figure, a stout, smiling, jovial fellow in a short chef's apron that barely concealed his lederhosen. Who was he? The face was familiar but-no, no, NO! "The God of Abraham has deserted us," whispered Aaron Pinkus, trembling. "What in the name of the Celtics are you talking aboutT' asked Eleanor Devereaux. "You probably wouldn't remember, because it meant nothing to you," answered Aaron rapidly, unsteadily, a distinct quaver in his soft voice. "But a number of years ago the Vatican was in disarray- financial disarray. Monies were flowing out of its treasury in ... in megabuckets, supporting causes so unlikely as third-rate opera companies and carnivals and houses throughout Europe to reha- bilitate prostitutes, all manner of insanities. The people thought the Pope had gone crazy, that he was, as they say, pazzo! Then, just before the Eternal City's complete collapse, which would have resulted in panic throughout the investment world, everything suddenly returned to normal.. The Pontiff was back in control, his old self! The media everywhere said it was like he had been two people--one pazzo, the other the fine good man they all knew and loved." "My dear Mr. Pinkus, you're not making the slightest bit of sense." "Look, look!" cried Aaron, pointing at a smiling, fleshed-out face in one of the photographs. "Mat's him!"

"The Pope! That's where the money came from. The ransom! The press was right, they were two people! General Hawkins and @your son kidnapped the Pope! ... Eleanor, EleanorT' Aaron, turned from the wall. Lady Devereaux had collapsed to the floor unconscious.

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"Nobody @ that clean," said Director Mangecavallo quietly, his voice laced with incredulity as he addressed the two dark-suited men seated across the table in the DCPs dimly lit kitchen in McLean, Virginia. "It's not natural, you know what I mean? Maybe you didn't scrounge around hard enough, huh, Fingers?" "I tell you, Vinnie, I was shocked," replied the short, obese man who answered to the name of Fingers as he touched the knot of his white silk tie that fell over his black shirt. "Like you say, it ain't natural-it ain't even human. What kind of world do these high-type judges live in? One with no germs, maybe?" "You didn't answer my question," interrupted Vincent softly, arching his brows and quickly shifting his penetrating gaze to his second visitor. "What do you say, Meat? You boys aren't getting sloppy, are you?" "Hey, Vin," protested the large, barrel-chested guest, his heavy hands spread out in front of him, partially obscuring the red tie above his pink shirt. "A firstclass-world-class-job we did, what can I tell ya? The high-types called for it, right? We even brought in

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Hymie Goldfarb's boys in Atlanta, and who better to get the goods on a saint, am I right or not?" "Yeah, Hymie's boys know the tunnels, no question," agreed the CIA director, pouring himself another glass of Chianti and removing a Monte Cristo cigar from his shirt pocket. "A lot better than all the feds in Hooverville. They dug us up garbage on a hundred and thirty-seven congressmen and twenty-six senators that guaranteed my confirmation, along with- a little largesse spread around, of course." "Largest what, Vinnie?" asked Fingers. "Largesse-forget it.... I just can't figure it. Every one of these six squftTelly judges got nuthin' we can tap into? That's extraterrestrial!" Mangecavallo got up from the table and lit his cigar. He paced back and forth in front of a darkened wall upon which hung alternating prints of saints, popes, and vegetables until he suddenly stopped, a cloud of smoke ringing his skull like a halo from way down under. "Let's go back to the basics," he said, stand- ing motionless. "Let's really look" "At what, Vinnie?" "these four or five maybe liberal clowns who can't think straight. What's with them that Goldfarb's people couldn't find? ... What about the big black cat? Maybe he ran numbers as a kid, did anyone think of that? Maybe no one went back far enough. That could be the mistake!" "He was an acolyte and a choirboy, Vin. Right down the pike, a real angel, plus a big, big brain." "How about the lady judge? She's a big cannoli, right? That means her husband has to shut up and pretend he likes her being the big cannoli-which he can't nohow be cause he's a man. Maybe she doesn't feed him and he's mad like hell but can't say anything. People keep stuff like that quiet." "It's also a wash, Vin," said Meat, shaking his head sadly. "He sends her flowers every day at the office and tells everybody how proud he is of her. It could be legit on accounta he's a big avvocato himself and he ain't gonna make no enemy on that court, even his own wife." "Shit! ... Hey, that Irish drink of water, maybe he has a couple too many like a lot of Micks do after their big pa- THE ROAD TO OMAHA 37

rade. How about that? We could build a little file--top secret, national security, that sort of thing. We buy a couple a dozen witnesses who state they've seen him fried and gurgling in his suds after he leaves the office. It could work. Also, with his name we could add a few girlies. It's a natural!" "It's snake eyes, Vin," countered Meat, sighing and again shaking his head. "Me Irish guy's so Clorox he makes the sheets squeak. He's never been known to have more than a glass of white wine, and girlies aren't even in his ballpark." "Something there, maybe?" "You're reaching, Vin. He's Boy Scout time." "Double shit.... All right, all right. We don't touch the two WASPs because our people are making nice inroads with the banking boys in the better part of town. There should be no offense to the country club set, that's the word. I don't like it, but I accept it.... So we come to our own paisan." "A bad person, Vinnie!" interrupted Fingers angrily. "He's been very rough on a lot of our boys-like he didn't even know us, you know what I meanT' "Well, maybe we'll let him know we know who he is, how about thatT' '@Okay, Vin, but how about whatT' "How the hell do I know? Goldfarb's boys should have come up with something, anything! Like maybe he slugged a couple of nuns in parochial school, or he skimined the collection plates at mass so he could buy a Harley and join a motorcycle gang, whatever! I gotta think of everything? He's got a weakness, he has to. All fat paisans do!" "Meat's kinda fat-" "A lid, Fingers, a bean pole you're not." "You can't touch that paisan, Vin," intedected the pinkshirted Meat. "He's a real erudito, a man with so many big words he confuses the biggest brains and he's as clean as the bleached Mick, no action at all except maybe he irritates people by singing opera a lot in not too good a voice. Goldfarb's boys went after him first because, like most yarniulkes, they call themselves liberals and the heavy

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boy's not. They were like politically motivated, you know?" "What the hell has politics got to do with any of this? We got a problem, the biggest problem this country has ever faced, and we're chewing ass over politics?" "Hey, Vinnie," pleaded Fingers, "you were the one who wanted the mud on these big judges, right?" "Okay, okay!" said Mangecavallo, puffing on his cigar erratically and returning to his chair at the kitchen table. "I know when the barn-barns won't work, all right? So where are we? We gotta protect the country we love, because without the country we love, we are out of business! Do I make my case?" "Oh,, yeah," said Fingers. "I don't wanna live nowhere else." "I couldn't," added Meat. "What with Angelina and the seven kids', where could I go? Palermo's too hot, and I sweat, you know? Angie's even worse than me--boy, does she sweat! She can really stink up a room." . "That's disgusting," said Mangecavallo softly, his dark eyes leveled on his huge, pink-shirted associate. "I mean really disgusting. How can you talk about the mother of your children like that?" "It's not her fault, Vin. It's her glands." "You take the whole mozzarella, you know that, Meat? ... Basta, this ain't gettin' us nowhere." The CIA director again rose from the chair and paced angrily about the kitchen, puffing on his cigar and pausing long enough to briefly lift the lid of a steaming pot on the stove, only to drop it because of the scorching metal. "What the hell is she cooking now? Looks like monkey brains." He shook his hand in pain. "Your maid, Vinnie?" "Maid? What maid? You mean the contessa who sits around with Rosa knitting and talking, talking and knitting, like two old Sicilian broads trying to remember who humped who in Messina forty years ago! She don't cook-she don't cook and she don't do windows or the cans and together she and Rosa waddle around the super- markets buying crap I wouldn't feed the cats." "Get rid of her, Vin."

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"Oh, funny scungilli, you! Rosa says she's like one of her sisters, only nicer and not so ugly.... No, they can eat that escremento themselves, we're goin' out. National security emergency, you get my drift?" "Got it, Vinnie," affirmed Fingers, nodding his large head with the slightly irregular nose. "Like when they say the 'natives are restless,' rightT' "Jeez, what the hell have natives got to do with-hold it ... hold it! Natives. 'Native American.' That's it! ... Maybe, like." "Like maybe what, VinT' "We can't scrounge out the judges, right?" "Right, Vinnie." "So the Supreme Court could maybe dump us all in the toilet, right?" "Right, Vin. "Not necessarily.... Suppose, just suppose, this meatball Indian chief who could just maybe cause our biggest national security crisis in history is a very bad man, a screwed-up individual with no love in his heart, only evil intentions, you see what I mean? Suppose he don't care crapola about his Wild West Indian brothers but just wants a motherlode for himself, with all the publicity that goes with it? We knock his faked-up good character off, we knock his case off. It's done all the time!" "I dunno, Vin," countered Meat haltingly. "You yourself told me that when you questioned that White House legal brain-the one with the colored chalk-he said that five or six of those judges admitted crying their eyes out when they read this Sitting Bull's case. How there was a whole litany-you said 'litany,' Vin, I had to look it up-of deceit and dishonesty, even killing and starving whole tribes in the original U.S. of A. Now, you, me, and Fingers here-you bein' the smartest, naturally, and me maybe pretty far behind and Fingers not actually in the runningbut do any of us figure a crumb phony could flatten out the brains of these high-type big judges with pure bullshit? It don't make sense." "We're not looking for sense, amico, we're looking for a way out of a possible national emergency, get that

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through your skull. And right now its name is this Thunder Head. Send Goldfarb's boys out to Nebraska!"

"Nebraska ... Nebraska ... Nebraska," intoned Hyman Goldfarb into the telephone, as if the state were incorporated into an Old Testament psalm. Seated behind his elegant desk in his elegant office on Atlanta's very elegant Phipp Plaza, he rolled his eyes upward and brought them down to gaze fondly at the slender, well- dressed, niiddle-aged couple sitting in front of him-middle-aged being mid-forties, only several years younger than the muscular, tanned Goldfarb, himself attired in a tight-fitting white linen suit that framed his still awesome athlete's body. "I should once again send my best people out to this-to say the least-this out-of-the-way Nebraska so they can chase after a fog, a mist ... a cloud of vapor who calls himself Thunder Head, chief of the Wopotamis? Is that what you're saying? Because if it is, I should have been a rabbi, which I studied for, instead of a football player, which entailed very little knowledge." Hyman Goldfarb paused, listening, every now and then removing the phone from his ear, sighing, and finally, obviously, interxupting the caller. "Please pay attention to me and let me save you some money, will you do that? ... Thank you, just listen. If there is a Chief Thunder Head, he's nowhere to be found. My people cannot say he doesn't exist. Whenever they mentioned the name among what's left of the Wopotamis on their pathetic reservation, they were met with silence, interspersed with incomprehensible whispers in the Wopotami language. They tell me that suddenly you think you're in some cathedral cut out of a scrawny forest primeval where there's far too much available alcohol, and you begin to believe that this Thunder Head, is more of a myth than a reality. An icon, perhaps, a tribal god sculpted on a totem pole to which his believers pay obeisance, but not a human being. In plain words, I do not believe such a per-son exists.... What do I think, is that your question--and it's not necessary to shout? Quite frankly, my excitable friend, I believe Chief Thunder Head is a symbolic

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amalgam of-no that is not a reference to sexual preference-of narrowly defined special interests, no doubt benevolent, and centered about our government's unfortunate treatment of the American Indian. Perhaps a small group, of legal scholars from Berkeley or NYU who've unearthed sufficient precedents to embarrass the lower courts. A scam, my friend, pure and simple a scam, but a very brilliant scam." Goldfarb pulled the telephone away from his ear and briefly closed his eyes as the voice over the line metallically filled the elegant office. "What kind of talk is that?" roared the caller. "This great country could be in a big national crisis, and you got nothin' to. offer but 'presents' that don't make no sense? Well, lemme tell ya, Mister Big Linebacker, the man in Langley, Virginia, who you can't talk to nohow, says you better come up with somethin' on this 77zunder Head and come up quick! I mean none of us want to live in Palenno, you know what I mean?" "Redundancy aside, 'Per cento anno, Ngnore, "' said Goldfarb. "We'll be in touch." The CIA consultant replaced the telephone, leaned back in his swivel chair, and sighed audibly as he addressed the attractive couple in front of his desk. "Why me, oh Lord, why rneT he asked, shaking his head. "You're positive you're right?" ;"I wouldn't put it so strongly, Hyman," replied the woman in a clipped British accent that bespoke several generations of expensive breeding. "No, we're not positive, I don't think anybody could be, but if there is aMunder Head, he's simply nowhere to be found, as you so clearly explained to the gentleman on the phone." "I used your words, of course," added Goldfarb. "And I question the title of 'gentleman.' " "With good reason, I suspect," said the woman's male companion, also obviously British. "We employed Plan C. We were Cambridge-based anthropologists studying a great if diminished tribe whose ancestors were brought over to the Crown by Walter Raleigh in the early seventeenth century. If there really is a 'Munder Head, by all logic he should have rushed forth to claim the Crown's recognition, as well as the long-buried remittance, which at the time was no doubt minor, but by any standard an

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enormous sum today. He didn't; therefore, our conclusion: he doesn't exist." "But the brief to the Supreme Court does," insisted the consultant. "It's crazy." "Simply incredible," agreed the Englishman. "Where do we go from here, Hyman? I gather you're 'under the gun,' as we used to say in Her Majesty's Secret Service, although I always thought it was a rather banal expression conveying more melodrama than was necessary." "It both is and it isn't," said Goldfarb. "We're dealing with an off- the-wall megillah, but it's still an extremely dangerous situation.... What are those judges thinking

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"Justice and the law, I daresay," offered the woman. "At a cost we all recognize as beyond the extraordinary. Regardless, dear Hy, and forgive me for saying it, but the man on the phone you say is no gentleman is basically correct. Whoever's hiding behind the mantle of this Tbunder Head-or whoever they #re-that's the key." "But Daphne, by your own admission, you can't find him." "Tben perhaps we didn't look hard enough, Hyman. Eh, Reggie?" "Dear girl! We trekked all over that blasted backwater bog with horrible lodgings and no civilized facilities, I remind you, and got absolutely nowhere. No one made any sense at all!" "Yes, I know, dear, but there was one who didn't want to make sense, do you recall my mentioning it?" "Oh, him," replied the Englishman, his tone dismissing the memory. "Nasty young fellow, quite sullen, really." "Who?" Goldfarb instantly sat forward. "Not sullen, Reggie, simply uncommunicative, incoherent, actually, but he understood everything we were saying. It was in his eyes." "Who was he?" pressed the CIA consultant. "An Indian brave-that's the word, I think-in his early twenties, I'd judge. He claimed not to understand English very well and just shrugged and shook his head when we asked him several questions. I didn't think much about it

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at the time-the young are so hostile these days, aren't theyT' "He was indecently dressed, if I do say," interrupted Reginald. "Hardly more than a loincloth, really. Rather disgusting. And when he leaped up on that horse, I can tell you he betrayed a definite lack of equestrian skill." "What are you talking about?" asked a bewildered Goldfarb. .'He fell off," answered Daphne. "Dressage is hardly his strong suit." "Wait a minute, wait a minute!" Goldfarb's broad chest was halfway across the desk. "You say you didn't think much about this, this young Indian at the time, but you're thinking about him now. Why?" "Well, in light of the circumstances, dear Hy, I'm trying to think of everything." "What you mean is he may know something he didn't want to tell you?"' "It's only a possibility-2' "Do you think you could find him againT' "Oh, yes. I -saw which tepee he came out of, which one belonged to him." "Tepee? They live in tepees?" "Well, naturally, Hyrnan," replied Reginald. 'They're Indians, chap. Redskins, as you say in _your cinema." "There's also a rotten whitefish somewhere," said Goldfarb, picking up the telephone and dialing. "Tepees! Nobody sleeps in tepees anymore! ... Don't unpack," he added to the couple, instantly shifting his attention back to the phone. "Manny? ... Reach 'The Shovel' and get over to the field. You're taking the Lear out to the state of Nebraska."

The,young Indian brave, naked but for an odd-looking short leather skirt, stood outside the large decorated tepee and shouted. "I want my clothes back, Mac! You can't do this. I'm sick of it-we're all sick of it! We don't steep on dirt in these dumb tents and we don't bum our hands trying to cook over campfires and we do use toilets, not the goddamp woods! -And while I'm at it, you can take that

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miserable, distempered nag and ship him back to Geronimo! I hate horses and I don't ride-none of us do, for God's sake. We drive Chevys and Fords and a couple of old Cadillacs, but not horses! ... Mac, are you listening to me? Come on, Mac, answer me! ... Look, we appreciate the money and your good intentions-even the nutty clothes from that costume factory in Hollywood, but it's all gone too far, can't you see that?" "Did you ever see the movie they made about me?" came the bellowing roar from within the closed tepee. "The son of a bitch playing me had the biggest lisp I ever heard! Embarrassing, real embarrassing!" "Mac, that's what I'm talking about! This crazy charade you're putting us through is embarrassing to us. We're going to get shot down and be the laughingstock of all the reservations!" "Not yet you're not-we're not! Although the term ,shot down' is kinda interesting." ,,No it isn't, you lotus brain! It's been over three months now and we haven't heard a word Three months of insanity, running around half-naked or in costumes with beads that scratch our asses like hell, and burning our fingers and getting poison ivy in places also embarrassing whenever we have to run into the woods--2' "Slit trenches have always been an,acceptable part of military life, boy. And you can't argue with the separation of the sexes-the army wouldn't have it any other way.1f "This isn't the army and I'm not a soldier and I want my clothes back--2' "Any day now, son!" interrupted the harsh, gravelly voice inside the tepee. "You'll see!" "No, you lunatic, not any day or any month or any year! Those old farts on the Supreme Court are probably sitting around in chambers laughing their heads off, and I won't be able to practice in the loosest court- in American Samoa.... Come on, Mac! Admit it, it's over-it was a hell of an idea and I've got to say there was maybe a grain, a grain, maybe, of substance, but now it's become ridiculous." "Our good people have suffered for a hundred and

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twelve years, boy. Suffered at the hands of the brutal, avaricious white man, and we shall be justly recompensed and set free! ... What's a few more days?" "Mac,, you're not remotely related!" "In this old soldier's heart we're bonded, son, and I won't let you down." "Let us down, please? Let me down, and give me my clothes back and tell those two idiots who follow me around to leave me alone!" "You're too impatient, young fella, and I can't let you turn on our tribal brothers-" "Our ... ? Mac, you're certifiable, so let me lay one on you, brother brave. It's a little matter of a pro forma judicial statute of which you may not be aware, but you damn well should be. Four months ago, when this whole whacka-doo war dance started, you asked me if I'd passed my bar exam, and I told you that I was sure I had. Well, I'm still sure I passed the damn thing, but if you asked me to provide you with certification, I couldn't do it. You see, I haven't received formal notification from the Nebraska bar, and I may not for another two months, which is perfectly normal for the bar and perfectly impermissible where your legal powwow with the Supreme Court is concerned." "What ... ?" came the prolonged, disemboweling roar from behind the closed front flap of the tepee. "That joint's a busy place, brother, and except under ex- traordinary circumstances, which must be spelled out and approved, no unaccredited attorney may petition the Supreme Court, even as temporary counsel. I told you that. You're dead by default even if you were awarded a positive decision,,which is about as Rely as this Indian brave leaming to ride a goddamned horse!" The harrowing scream from within the cone of painted ersatz animal skins was longer than before and infinitely more heartrending. "How could you do this?" "I didn't do it, Mac, you did! I told you to officially list your attorney-of-record, but you said you couldn't because he was dead and you'd figure something out later, and in the meantime we'd use the non nomen precedent from 1826."

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"You dug that one up!" cried the faceless roar. "Yes, I did, and you were grateful, and now I suggest you dig up your late attorney of research-and-record." "I can't." The roar suddenly became the whimper of a bewildered kitten. "Why not?" "He won't talk to me." "I would hope to hell not! Christ, I don't mean his corpse, I mean his papers, his findings, interrogatorieshis research. They're all acceptable." "He wouldn't like that." The kitten was now a piping mouse. "He wouldn't know! ... Mac, listen to me. Sooner or later, one of those judges' law clerks in D.C. will learn that I'm a kid barely out of law school with hardly six months of clerking myself, and he'll blow a shrill whistle. Even if you had a prayer, the lord god of the Court, Chief Justice Reebock, would throw a lightning bolt into it for defrauding his holy institution. Worse, for making fools of them, if even one or two corkscrews were leaning in your favor, which, as I say, is totally impossible. Forget it, Mac! It's over Give me my clothes back okay, and let me get out of here-" "Where would you go, son?" The unseen piping mouse was getting out of the vocal cellar and climbing back up to a crescendo. "I mean where, boy?" "Maybe American Samoa with a forwarded certification from the Nebraska bar, who the hell knows?" "I never thought I'd say this, son," cried the faceless, once more shouting voice from the tepee, "because I really thought you had the right stuff, but I can see now that I can't bring you up to snuff!" "Thanks for the rhyme, Mac. Now, how about my clothes?" "You got 'em, you yellow-skinned coyote!" The fake animal skin flap opened and an assortment of Ivy League garments was hurled out of the dark space. "That's redskin, Mac. Not yellow-skinned, remember?" The young loinclothed brave lurched for the flying shorts, shirts, gray flannel trousers, and navy blue blazer. "Thank you, Mac, I really thank you."

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"Not yet, boy, but you will. A good officer never forgets the grunts, no matter how unworthy they might appear in the heat of battle.... You were a help, I'll say that, in the GHQ strategy sessions. Leave your forwarding address with that drunken flake you call Eagle Ass!" "Eagle Eyes," corrected the brave, discarding his loincloth and putting on his shorts. He reached for his blue oxford shirt. "And you gave him the booze-you gave everyone cases of booze-I never allowed so much." "Beware the sanctimonious Indian who turns on his tribe!" yelled the unseen manipulator of the Wopotamis. "Fuck off, Mac!" cried the brave, shoving his feet into his Bally loafers and his striped tie into his pocket, and getting into his blazer. "Where the hell's my Camaro?" "Camouflaged beyond the east pasture, sixty running deer strides to the right of the August owl's tall pine." "Sixty what? What goddamned owl?" "You never were too sharp in the field; Eagle Ass told me that himself." "Eagle Eyes, and he's my uncle, and he hasn't inhaled a sober breath or seen straight since you got here! ... East pasture? Where is it?" "Check the sun, boy. It's the compass that never fails you, but make damn sure you ash up your weapons, so the glares don't give you away." "Certifiable!" screamed the young brave of the Wopotamis as he fled due west. At that moment, accompanied by a primordial roar of defiance, a tall figure strode out of the tepee, the flap whipping up and sticking to the exterior wall of animal hides. This giant of a man, gloriously resplendent in full, flowing Indian headdress and beaded buckskins, all signifying his highest tribal office, squinted in the sunlight as he shoved a mutilated cigar into his mouth and began chewing on it furiously. His bronzed, leather-lined face and narrowed eyes betrayed an expression of consummate frustration- also perhaps a degree of fear. "Goddamn!" swore MacKenzie Hawkins to himself. "I never thought I'd ever have to do this." The Hawk

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reached inside his painted buckskin doublet with the beaded yellow bolts of lightning across the chest and pulled out a cellular telephone. "Boston area information? I want the number of the Devereaux residence, first name Sam-"

Samuel Lansing Devereaux drove cautiously on the Waltham- Weston road at the height of the Friday evening rush hour exodus from Boston. As usual, he drove carefully, as though he were maneuvering a tricycle through a battlefield of opposing tanks closing in for their thunderous kills, but tonight was worse than usual. It was not the trafflic; that was maddeningly standard. It was the pulsating pain in his eyes along with the pounding in his chest and the movable vacuum in his stomach, all the result of an acute seizure of depression. He found it almost impossible to keep his mind on the erratic rhythms of the surrounding vehicles, but forced himself to concentrate on those nearest him, hoping to heaven he stopped short of a collision. He kept the window open, his hand waving continuously until a truck swerved so close that he touched its sideview mirror he shrieked and instinctively grabbed it, thinking for a moment he was watching his arm disappear over his hood. There was nothing else for it, or, as the great French playwright phrased it-he could not actually remember the man's name or the exact phrase in French, but he knew the words said it all. Oh, Christ, he had to get home to his lair

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and let the music swell and the memories revive until the crisis passed! ... Anouilh, that was the goddamned playwright's name-and the phrase ... On ne pouvait plus que crier-hell, it sounded better in English than in the lousy French he had trouble recalling: There was nothing left but to scream, that was it! Actually, it was pretty stupid, thought Sam.'So he screamed and turned north into the Weston exit, only minimally aware of those drivers and passengers nearest his car who stared at him through their windows as if watching an act of sodomy between man and beast. The prolonged scream had to go; it was replaced by a wide grin worthy of Alfred E. Neuman as Devereaux pressed the accelerator and three cars crashed behind him. It had all started within minutes after he left the office following an afternoon conference with a gaggle of related corporate executives whose single-family company was in deep shit if they did not take his advice. The problem was not in their criminality, it was in their stupidity, which could not be pried away from their stubbornness until Sam had made it clear that if they ffid not follow his instructions, they could all look for different representation, and he would visit each of them in prison, but only on a social basis. Although somewhat obscure, the law did make it clear that grandfathers and grandmothers could not place their grandchildren- -especially those between the ages of six months and twelve years- on the company's board of directors at salaries exceeding seven figures. He had weathered the onslaught of Irish indignation, accepted the eventuality of eternal damnation for shorting the bloodlines of the clan of Dongallen, and fled to his favorite bar two blocks from the firm of Aaron Pinkus Associates. "Ahh, Sammy boyo," the owner-barkeep had said as Devereaux slumped on the stool farthest from the entrance. "It's been a rough day, it has, I can see it. I always know when one or two liquid remedies may lead to a couple more-you sit down at this end of the bar." "Do me a favor, O'Toole, and soften the brogue. I've spent damn near three hours with your crowd." "Oh, they're the worst, Sam, let me tell you! Especially the two- toilet variety, who are the only ones who can af- THE ROAD TO OMAHA 5 1

ford you fellas. Here, it's early, so let me pour you the usual and turn on the tellyvision and you take your mind off business.... There's no Sox game this afternoon, so I'll turn on the all-day news." "Thanks, Tooley." Devereaux had accepted his drink with a grateful nod as the solicitous owner turned on the cable news network, which was apparently in the middle of a human-interest segment, in this case depicting the good works of a supposedly obscure individual. ". . . a woman, whose selfless charity and kindness keeps her forever young, a face the angels kiss with the gift of youth and clear-eyed perseverance, " proclaimed the sonorous voice as the camera zoomed in on a white-habited nun dispensing gifts in a children's hospital located in some war-torn Third World country. "Sister Anne e Benevolent, they call her, " continued the vowel- rolling announcer, "but that's all the world knows about her ... or will ever know from her own lips, we are told. What her true name is or where she camefrom remains a mystery, a mys tery wrapped in an enigma perhaps filled with unendurable pain and sacrifice-" "Mystery, my ass!" Samuel Lansing Devereaux had screamed, leaping and falling off the barstool as he roared at the television screen. "And the only unendurable pain is mine you bitch!" ,iSl@@y, Sammy!" yelled Gavin O'Toole, racing down the length of the mahogany, waving his arms in a sincere effort to quiet his friend and customer. "Shut the fuck up! The woman's a goddamned saint, and my goddamned clientele ain't exactly all Protestant, do you get my goddamned message?" O'Toole had lowered his voice while pulling Devereaux over the bar-then he glanced around. "Jesus, a few of my daytime regulars are takin' exception to your words, Sammy! Don't worry, Hogan can handle them. Sit down and shut up!" "Tooley, you don't understand!" cried the fine Boston lawyer, close to weeping. "She's the enduring love of my life on earth-" "That's better, that's much better," whispered O'Toole. "Keep it up." "You see, she was a hooker and I saved her!"

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"Don't keep it up." "She tan off with Uncle Zio! Our Uncle Zio-he corrupted her!" "Uncle who? What the.hell are you talkin' about, boyo?" "Actually, he was the Pope, andbe messed up her head and he took her back to Rome, to the Vatican-` "Hogan! Get over the wood and hold back the bastards! ... Come on, Sammy, you're leavin' through the kitchen, the front door you'd never make!" That innocent episode had brought on his acute depression, thought Devereaux, as he sped north on the lesstraveled road to Weston. Couldn't the unknowing "world" understand that the "mystery" was not unknown to one lovesick, adoring Sam-the-lawyer type, who had nurtured Anne-the-many-times-married-hooker from Detroit back into self-respect, only to have her slain the gates shut on their marriage to follow in the steps of crazy Zio? ... Well, Uncle Zio hadn't actually been crazy, he was only misguided where the life of Samuel-my-son-the-fineattorney was concerned. He was also Pope Francesco I, the most beloved Pope of the twentieth century who had permitted his own kidnapping on Rome's Via Appia Antica because he had been told he was dying, and it was better that his identical cousin, one Guido Frescobaldi from LaScala Minuscolo, be put on Saint Peter's throne and take radio instructions from the true Pontiff somewhere in the Alps. It all had worked! For a while. Mac Hawkins and Zio for weeks on end would go up to the ramparts of Zermatt's ChAteau Machenfeld and over the shortwave radio explain to the less than bright, tone-deaf Frescobaldi what to do next in the cause of the Holy See. Then everything fell apart-with a thud that had to sonically rival the first creation of planet Earth. The Alpine air restored Uncle Zio- Pope Francesco, of course-to his former healthy self, and, conversely, Guido Frescobaldi accidentally fell on the private shortwave radio, his bulk smashing it to smithereens, and the Vatican went into an economic tailspin. The remedy was painful but obvious; however, far more painful to Sam Devereaux-far, far more painful-was the loss of his one true love, Anne the

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Rehabilitated, who had listened to all that crap Uncle Zio kept spewing quietly into her ear as they played checkers every morning. Instead of marrying one Samuel Lansing Devereaux, she opted for "marrying" one Jesus Christ, whose credentials, Sam had to admit, were considerably more impressive than his own, although the more earthly perks somewhat less so-immensely less so when one took into account the life that the glorious Anne the Rehabilitated had chosen. My God, Boston at its worst was better than leper colonies! Well, certainly most of the time. Life marches on, Sam. It's combat all the way, so don't let yourse@f be boondoggled if you lose a skirmish or two. Get your ass up and charge ahead! Words from the lowliest lowlife in the universe, the ultimate, incontestable argument for sexual abstinence or stringent birth control. General MacKenzie Hawkins, Madman Mac the Hawk, scourge of sanity and destroyer of all things good and decent. Those fatuous words, that clich6d military psychobabble, were all the slugworm could offer during Sam's moments of desperate anguish. She's leaving me, Mac. She's actually going with him! Zio's a damn good man, son. He's a fine commander of his legions, and we who know the loneliness of command respect one another But, Mac, he @ a priest, the big enchilada of priests, the Pope! They won't be able to dance, or cuddle, or have kids or any of those things! Well, you're probably right about the last two, but Zio does a hell of a tarantella, or have you forgotten? Nobody, touches in tarantellas. They whirl around and kick up their legs, but they don't come near each other! Must be the garlic. Or maybe the legs. You're not listening to me. This is the mistake of her life-you should know that! For God's sake, you were married to her, which hasn't made me entirely comfortable these past weeks. Pull back your caissons, boy. I was married to all the girls, and none of them came out the worse for it. Annie was the toughest-- and considering her background, maybe it was to be expected-but she caught on to what I was trying to tell her

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What the hell was that, Mac? That she could be better than herself, but still be herself. Slugworm! Devereaux swung the wheel to the left so as to avoid an intruding guardrail on the right. All the girls, God, how did he do it? Four of the most entrancing and endowed women on earth had married the maniacal military delinquent and after each marriage had been-not amicably, but lovingly-terminated, the four divorc6es had willfully, enthusiastically banded together to form their own unique club, which they called "Hawkins's Harem." At the press of the Hawk's button, they all rallied around to support their former husband, whatever the time, and wherever he was in the world. Jealousies? None whatsoever, for Mac had set them free, free of the ugly chains that had bound them before he came into their lives. Sam could accept all that, for throughout the events that led up to Chfiteau Machenfeld, each former wife had succored him in his moments of hysterical crisis. Each had been not only compassionately-even passionately-warm in her efforts to extricate him from the impossible situations the Hawk had placed him in, but expert in the ways that led to his escape. All had left their indelible marks on both his body and his mind, all were extraordinary memories, but the most glorious of all was the ash-blond, statuesque Anne, whose large blue eyes held an innocence far more real than the reality of her past. Her neverending stream of hesitant questions on just about ahy topic imaginable was as starding as her voracious appetite for books, so many of which she could not possibly understand, but understand she eventually would, if it took her a month on five pages. She was truly a lady making up for the lost years, but never with a hint of pity for herself, and always giving, despite what had been taken from her so brutally in the past. And, oh God, could she laugh, her eyes lighting up with mischievous humor, yet never mean, never at the expense of another's hurt. He loved her so! And the crazy bitch had opted for Uncle Zio and those goddamned leper colonies instead of a wonderful life as the wife of Sam Devereaux, attomey-at-law, eventually, inevitably, Judge Samuel Lansing Devereaux, who could en- THE ROAD TO OMAHA 55

ter any lousy regatta he wanted to on Cape Cod. She was bananas! Hurry! Hurry home and get to the lair and find solace in the memories of unrequited love. 'Tis better to have loved and lost / Than never to have loved at all. Who was that asshole? He sped down the street in Weston and swerved around the comer into his block. Only minutes now, and then, with the aid of the grape and the swelling sounds of The Alpine Yodelers' one and only recording, he would retreat into the cave of his dreams, his lost dreams. Holy shit! Up ahead, in front of his house ... was that-was it ... ? Jesus, it was! Aaron Pinkus's limousine! Had something happened to his mother that he knew nothing about? Had an emergency occurred while he had been screaming at O'Toole's television set? He'd never forgive himself! Screeching to a stop behind Aaron's outsized vehicle, Sam leaped out of his car and ran forward as Pinkus's chauffeur appeared from around the hood of the limousine. "Paddy, what happened?" yelled Devereaux. "Is anything wrong with my mother?" "Not that I could tell, Sammy, except maybe the language, some of which I haven't heard since Omaha Beach." "INhat?" "I'd get in there if I were you, boyo." Devereaux sped to the gate, leaped over it, and raced up to the door, fumbling in his pocket for his key ring. It wasn't necessary, as the door was opened by Cousin Cora, who wasn't necessarily altogether there. "What's happened?" repeated Sam. "Hoity-toity and the little fella are either stinkin' drunk or under the curse of a full moon while the sun's still in the sky." Cora hiccuped once, then belched. "What the hell are you talking about? Where are they?" "Up in your place, buster boy." "My place? You mean ... T' "That's what I mean, big fella." "Nobody goes into the lair! We all agreed-" "Somebody lied, I guess."

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"Oh, my God!" screamed Samuel Lansing Devereaux, as he ran across the huge foyer of Norwegian rose marble and raced up the winding staircase to the east wing of the house.

"Reduce power for final approach," said the pilot calmly, looking out the side left window, wondering briefly if his wife had made the roast beef hash she had promised him for dinner. "Prepare ftill flaps, please." "Colonel Gibson?" The radio operator sharply intruded on his thoughts. "Hoot's on the toot, Sergeant. What is it?" "You're not plugged into the tower, sir!" "Oh, sorry, I just switched them off. Anyway, it's a beautiful sunset and we've got our instructions, and I have every confidence in my first officer and in you, you great communicator." "Switch over, Hoot! ... I mean, Colonel." The pilot snapped his head over at his co-pilot, astonished to see his subordinate's open mouth and bulging eyes. "They can't do this!" cried the first officer under his breath. "Do what, for Christ's sake?" Gibson instantly flipped on the tower frequency. "Repeat the information, please. The flight deck was in the middle of a crap game." "Funny man, Colonel, and you can tell that gentleman sky-jock on your right that we can do it, because it's a direct order from Rec- Wing command, sir." "I repeat, please repeat. The gentleman-jock's in shock." "So are we, Hoot!" came a second familiar voice from the tower, a fellow officer of Gibson's rank. "We'll fill you in when we can, but right now follow the sergeant's instructions to your refueling coordinates." "Refueling ... ? What the hell are you talking about? We've done our eight hours! We scanned up the Aleuts and into the Bering so close to the Mother we could smell her borscht. It's time for dinner, for roast beef hash, to be exact!"

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"Sorry, I can't say any more. We'll bring you back as soon as we can." "An alert?" "Not Mother Borscht, I can tell you that much." "That much isn't enough, especially that much. Are the little lucite people on their way from Quasar Tinkerbell?" "We're operating direct on CINCSAC with SCD controls, is that enough for you, Hoot?" "It's enough to louse up my roast beef hash," replied a subdued Gibson. "Call my wife, will you?" "Sure. All spouses and/or live-in relations will be apprised of the change in orders." "Hey, Colonel!" interrupted the first flight officer. "There's a little place in downtown Omaha, on Farnarn Street, called Doogies. Around eight o'clock there'll be a redhead at the bar-dimensions roughly thirty-eight, twenty-eight, thirty-four, and she answers to the name of Scarlet 0. Would you mind sending-2' "That'll be enough, Captain, you're out of order! ... Did you say Doogies?" The mammoth EC-135 jet, known as "Looking Glass" for the Strategic Air Command's neverending search of the skies, angled upward, accelerating airspeed to an initial altitude of eighteen thousand feet, where it banked northeast across the Missouri River, leaving Nebraska and entering the state of Iowa. On the ground, the tower at Offutt Air Force Base, the control center for worldwide Strategic Air Command, instructed Colonel Gibson to switch to a coded northwest heading and rendezvous in the still bright western sky with its refueling cargo aircraft. I There could be no argument. The 55th Strategic Recon- naissance Wing was the host unit at Offutt and conducted global- scale observation missions, but, host or not, it, too, like its brother 544th Strategic Intelligence Wing, was subject to the needs of the Cray X-MP supercomputer, which was conveniently placed under the ostensible control of AFGWC, otherwise known as the Air Force Global Weather Control, and which few sophisticated students of SAC believed had anything to do with meteorology. "What's going on down there?" asked Colonel Gibson.

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"What the hell will be going on at Doogies, that's what I'd like to know," said the young, angry captain. "Shit!"

At the Pentagon, in the beflagged office of the omnipotent Secretary of Defense, a tiny man with a pinched face and a slightly askew toupee sat on three cushions behind an enormous desk and virtually spat into his telephone. "I'll screw 'em! By God, I'll ream those ungrateful savages until they beg for poison, and I won't even let them have that! Nobody's going to mess around with me.... I'm keeping those 135s in the air in force if I have to keep refueling night and day!" "I'm on your side, Felix," said the somewhat bewildered chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, "but then I'm not air force. Don't we have to let them come down every now and then? You'll have four 135s inthe air by tomorrow afternoon, all out of Offutt, and that's the cutoff time. Couldn't we share the load with the other SAC bases?" "No way, Corky. Omaha's the control center, and we're not giving it up! Haven't you ever seen the Duke's movies? Once you let those bloodthirsty reds@in scum have an inch, they'll sneak up behind you and take your scalp!" "But what about the aircraft, the crews?" "You don't know anything, Corky! Haven't you ever heard of 'Beam me up, Scotty,' and 'Beam me down, Scotty, T, "Maybe I was in Nam." "Get with it, Corky!" The Secretary of Defense slammed down the telephone.

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Brigadier General Owen Richards, supreme commandant of the Strategic Air Command, stared silently at the two men from Washington, both dressed in black trench coats and dark sunglasses under dark brown hats, which they had not removed even in the presence of the female air force nia . or who had escorted them into his office. That discourtesy Richards had ascribed to a nonsexist military, which he had never really accepted; he usually opened a door for his secretary and she was only a sergeant, but she

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was also a woman, and some things were just natural. No, it was not the lack of courtesy on the Washingtonians' part, it was the fact that they were lunatics, which probably accounted for their wearing their heavy trench coats and their dark hats on a warm summer's day, and not removing their smoked sunglasses in the decidedly dim light of the general's office; all the venetian blinds were closed to block out the blinding rays of the setting sun. No, thought Owen, they were just crazy. Nuts! "Gentlemen," he began calmly, in spite of his apprehensions, which had caused him to quietly open a lower drawer, where there was a weapon. "Your credentials got you in here, but perhaps you'd better give them to me for personal verification.... Don't reach under your coats or I'll blow you both away!" roared Richards suddenly, yanking his GI-issue .45 out of the drawer. "You asked for our 113s," said the man on the left. "How do you expect us to show them to you?" asked the man on the right. "Two fingers!" ordered the general. "If I see a full hand, you're both splattered into the wall." "Your combat background makes you inordinately suspicious." "You'v6 got that right, I spent two years in Washington.... Put 'em on the desk." Both did so. "Goddamn it, these aren't IDs. They're handwritten notes!" "With a signature you must certainly recognize," said the agent on the left. "And a telephone number-which you certainly know- should you care to embarrass yourself with verification." "With what you just ordered me to do, I'd check the President's stool before I complied." Richards picked up his private Red Line, punched four buttons, and moments later winced as he heard the voice of the Secretary of Defense. "Yes, sir, yes, sir. Orders received, sir." The general hung up the phone, his eyes glazed, and looked at the two intruders. "All Washington's gone crazy," he whispered. "No, Richards, not all Washington, only a very few people in Washington," said the agent on the right, keeping his voice low. "And everything must be kept maxclassified-to the ultimate max. Your orders are to pretend

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to stand down as of eighteen hundred hours tomorrowSAC's command center is for all intents and purposes shut down. "For Christ's sake, why?" "In real phony deference to a debate over a decision that could make a new law we can't permit," replied the agent on the left, his eyes invisible behind the sunglasses. "What law?" shouted the general. "Probably Commie-oriented," answered the other emissary from the nation's capital. "They've got moles in the Supreme Court." "Commie ... ? What the hell are you talking about? There's no more Soviet Union and the goddamned Court is as far right as the communicator and his understudy could make it!" "Wishful thinking, soldier boy. Just get one thing through your GI brain. We're not giving up this base! It's our nerve center!" "Give it up to whom?" "I'll tell you this much. Code name WOPITACK, that's all you have to know. Keep it under your sombrero." "Wop ... attack? The Italian army is invading Omaha?" "I didn't say that. We don't indulge in ethnic slurs." "Then what the hell did you say?" "Maximum-classified, General. You can understand that." "Maybe I can and maybe I can't, but what about my four air-craft that'll be upstairs?" " 'Beam 'em down, Scotty,' then 'Beam 'em up.' "What?" screamed Owen Richards, lunging up from his chair. "We listen to, our superiors, General, and so should YOU."

Eleanor Devereaux and Aaron Pinkus, their faces devoid of color, their mouths agape, and their eyes four stationary glass orbs, sat next to each other on Sam Devereaux's twoseater leather couch in the private off-limits office he had built for himself in the restored Victorian house in Weston, Massachusetts. Neither spoke, for neither was capable of

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speech; the babbling, moaning, incoherent gurgles that had emanated from Sam's throat had, in.essence, formed contiguous affirmatives to the initial questions both had posed. It did not help matters that Samuel Lansing Devereaux, paralyzed by the assault on his chAteau's lair, had pinned himself against the wall, both arms outstretched, palms spread, covering as many of the incriminating photographs and newspaper articles as he could manage. "Samuel, my son," began the elderly Pinkus, finding his voice, but only to the extent of a hoarse whisper. "Please don't say that!" protested Devereaux. "He used to say that." "Who said, who?" mumbled the barely cognizant Eleanor. "Uncle Zio-2' "You don't have an uncle named See Oh, unless you mean Seymour Devereaux, who married a Cuban and had to move to Miami." "I don't believe that's who he means, dear Eleanor. If an old man's memory doesn't fail him, especially during certain negotiations in Milan, zio is 'uncle,' and there were more uncles than this attorney could handle in Milan. Your son is saying, literally, 'Uncle Uncle,' do you comprehend?" "Not for a minute---2' "He is referring to-2' "Don't say it!" shrieked Lady Devereaux, covering her slim, aristocratic ears. "Pope Francesco the First," trailed off the foremost attorney of Boston, Massachusetts, his face now the pallor of a six-week-old corpse without refrigeration. "Sammy ... Samuel ... Sam. How could you?" "It's difficult, Aaron--2' "It's incredible!" thundered Pinkus, now in full if uncontrollable volume. "You exist in another world!" "You might say that," agreed Devereaux, pulling his arms down from the wall and falling to his knees, then knee by knee inching his way to the small oval table in front of the miniature couch. "But you see, I had no choice. I had to do whatever that slugworm told me to do--2'

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"Including the kidnapping of the Pope!" squeaked Aaron Pinkus, unable once again to find his voice. "Stop it!" roared Eleanor Devereaux. "I'll hear no more!" "I think we'd better, dear Eleanor, and if you'll pardon my untenable language, please be quiet. Go on, Sammy. I don't wish to hear it, either, but, by the god of Abraham, who controls the universe and who may now have some explaining to do, how did it happen? And it's all so obvious that it did happen! The press was right, the media everywhere were right! There were two people-it's there on your walls! There were two popes and you kidnapped the original!" "Not exactly," pleaded Devereaux, each inhaled breath more difficult than the last. "You see, Zio figured it was okay--2' "Okay?" Aaron's chin came perilously close to the top of the coffee table. "Well, yes. He wasn't well and . .. well, that's another part of the story, but Zio was smarter than any of us. I mean he was really with it." "How did it happen, Sam? It was because of this lunatic General MacKenzie Hawkins, wasn't it? He's in all these photographs. He was the one who made you become the most unknown notorious kidnapper in the history of the world! Am I even reasonably accurate?" "You might say that. Then again you might not." "How, Sam? How?" pleaded the elderly attorney, as he picked up a copy of Penthouse from the coffee table and began waving it in front of the comatose face of Eleanor Devereaux. "There are some excellent articles in that magazine .... very academic." "Sammy, I beg you, do not do this to me, or to your lovely mother here, who bore you in pain, and at this moment may be in need of ministrations beyond our capabilities. In the name of the Lord God of Hosts, to whom I shall vigorously protest in temple on tomorrow's Sabbath, what possessed you to be a part of this monstrous act?" "Well, actually, Aaron, 'possessed' is a fairly accurate

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description of the alleged-I restate, the alleged-criminal enterprise to which you refer." "I don't have to 'refer,' Sam, I simply point to these very specific articles of evidence on your walls!" "Yes, well, actually, Aaron, they're not entirely conclusive--2' "You want I should subpoena the Pope?" "Vatican executive privilege wouldn't permit it." "These photographs alone would obviate the rules of evidentiary procedure! I've taught you nothing?" "Pick Mother's head up, please." "It's better she's out, Sam. What was this 'possessed'?" "Yes, well, actually, Aaron, without any intent on my part, I walked out of the army intelligence G-Two cornputer banks with copies of maximum-classified files chained to my wrist twenty-four hours before my discharge."

"So?"

"Well, you see, Aaron, as MacKenzie Hawkins's attomey-of- record, I had to accompany him to his final Six-thirty-five resolution of all the classified intelligence reports relative to his military career, from World War Two through Southeast Asia."

"so?"

"Well, you see, Aaron, that's when Mac's friends in the army intruded on the procedure. I'd made a minor mistake in the Golden Triangle and instituted charges against a certain General Ethelred Brokernichael for dealing in drugs, when it actually was his cousin Heseltine Brokernichael, and Ethelred's supporters were mad as hell, and since they were all ftiends of Mac Hawkins, they rallied around the Hawk and played his game." "What game? Heseltine ... Ethelred! Drugs, Golden Triangle! So you made a mistake, you withdraw the indictment. So?" "It was too late. The military's worse than Congress. Ethelred didn't get his three stars, and his buddies blamed it on me and helped Mac."

"so?"

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two thousand six-hundred forty-one copies of top-secret files on my person, the majority of which had nothing to do with Mac Hawkins, who stood innocently at my side." Aaron Pinkus closed his eyes and sank back on the small settee, his shoulder touching the totally dazed Eleanor Devereaux. "So you were his for the immediate future-roughly five months." Aaron cautiously opened his eyes. "Either that or have my discharge postponed indefinitely ... or I'd spend twenty years in Leavenworth." "Then the money came from the ransom-2' "What money?" interrupted Sam. "The money you spent so lavishly on this house ... hundreds of thousands of dollars! It was your share of the ransom, wasn't it?" "What ransom?" "For Pope Francesco, naturally. When you released him." "We didn't get any ransom. Cardinal Ignatio Quartz refused to pay." "Cardinal who?" "It's another story. Quartz was happy with Guido." "Guido?" "You're shouting, Aaron," murmured Eleanor. "Guido Frescobaldi," answered Devereaux. "Zio's lookalike cousin; he was an extra in La Scala's third opera company and sometimes got to play small parts." "Enough!" The celebrated attorney took several deep breaths, doing his best to find some self-control. Lowering his voice, he spoke as calmly as possible. "Sam, you returned home with a great deal of money that did not come from a deceased wealthy Devereaux. Where did it come from, Sam?" "Well, actually, Aaron, as a general partner, it was my pro rata share of the remaining capitalization initially raised for the corporation." "What corporation?" asked Pinkus, his quiet voice floating and barely audible. "I'lie Shepherd Company." "Me Shepherd .. T' "Like in the Good Shepherd."

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"Like in the Good Shepherd," repeated Aaron, as if in a trance. "Money was raised for this corporation-" "Actually, in increments of ten million dollars per investor, said investors restricted to four and forming a limited partnership with the general partners, their individual risks naturally limited to the capital ventured and based on projections anticipating a ten-to-one return on their investments.... Actually, none of the four investors cared to be legally acknowledged and preferred to consider their in- vestments as charitable contributions in exchange for anonymity." "Anonymity ... ? Forty million dollars' worth of anonymity?" "Actually, that was pretty much guaranteed. I mean, where could I possibly file the papers of incorporation, Aaron?" "You? You were counsel for this travesty of a business enterprise?" "Not by choice," protested Devereaux. "Never by choice." "Oh, yes, those two-thousand-plus intelligence files you walked out with. No discharge. Leavenworth." "Or worse, Aaron. Mac said there were ways less public than a firing squad if Pentagon public relations ruled out an execution." "Yes,@ yes, I understand.... Sam, your dear mother here, who mercifully is in a state of shock, mentioned that you told her your money came from religious artifacts--2' "Actually, as was clearly stated in the bylaws of the limited partnership, the primary function of the corporation was the 'brokering of acquired religious artifacts.' I covered it rather nicely, I thought." "Dear God," exclaimed Pinkus, swallowing. "And naturally the 'acquired' religious artifact in question was the person of Pope Francesco the First, whom you kidnapped.,, "Well, actually, Aaron, that's not really legally sound, much less conclusive. The allegation itself might even be considered libelous." "What are you saying? Look at your walls, the photographs!"

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"Actually, I might suggest that you-you, Aaron-look at them again. Legally speaking, kidnapping is defined as abduction by force or coercion and holding a person or personages against their will, their being freed subject to the payment of funds. Although, as I've acknowledged, a preliminary strategy had been meticulously financed and was in place to implement such an objective, the strategy failed and would have been aborted but for the voluntary-I might say enthusiastic-cooperation of the subject. And those photographs hardly depict the subject in question to be under any constraints whatsoever. In fact, he appears to be content and in excellent spirits." "Sam, you belong in a room made of thick sponge rubber! Hasn't the enormity of what you did made even a dent in your moral armor?" "The crosses I bear are heavy, indeed, Aaron." "Fhat's not the most appropriate allusion you could employ.... I don't really want to know, but how did you ever get-him-back to Rome?" "Mac and Zio worked it out. The Hawk called it a 'very back- channel' mission, and Zio began singing opera." "I'm exhausted," whispered Pinkus. "I could only wish this day never happened, that I had not heard a word uttered in this room and that my sight had deserted me." "How do you think I feel every day of my life? The eternal love of my life is gone, but I've learned something, Aaron. Life must go on!" "How uniquely phrased." "I mean it, it's over It's all in the past, and in a way, I'm glad today did happen. Somehow, it's freed me. Now I have to get off my ass and charge ahead, knowing that slugworrn son of a bitch can never touch me again!" And, of course, the telephone rang., "If that's the office, I'm in temple," said Pinkus. "I'm not prepared for the outside world." "I'll get it," said Sam, rising and heading for the desk as the phone rang again. "Mother's up here-sort of-and it's better Cora doesn't answer. You know, Aaron, now that it's all out in the open, I really feel better. With your support, I know I can charge ahead and face new challenges, find new horizons--2'

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"Answer the damn thing, Sammy. My head is splitting." "Oh, yes, of course, sorry." Devereaux picked up the phone, greeted whoever was on the line, paused for a reply, and then proceeded to scream hysterically, with such uncontrollable frenzy that his mother bolted up from the settee, shot over the oval coffee table, and ended up splayed out on the floor.

"Sammy! " shouted Aaron Pinkus, dashing back and forth between the unconscious Eleanor and her son, who was now, in an outburst of panic, ripping down every framed photograph he could reach on the walls and smashing them down on the floor. "Sam, get hold of yourself!" "Slugworm!" screamed Devereaux. "Maggot of the universe, the most despicable human being on the face of the earth! He has no right--2' "Your mother, Sammy. She may be dead!" "Forget it, she wouldn't know how," replied Devereaux, racing to the wall behind the desk and continuing his assault on the myriad photos and newspaper clippings. "He's sick, sick, sick!"

"I didn't say sick, Sam, I said dead," continued Aaron, kneeling painfully and holding the mother's quivering head firmly, hoping his ruse might have an effect on the son. "You really should show some concern." "Concern? Has he ever shown me any concern? He tears my life apart then steps on the pieces, grinding them into the dirt! He rips my heart out and blows it up into a balloon--2' I didn't say he, Sam, I said she! Your mother."

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"Hello, Mother, I'm busy." Pinkus withdrew the beeper from his pocket and held his finger down on the signal button; then he kept pressing it in bursts. His driver, Paddy Lafferty, would somehow get the message of emergency. He had to. He did. In moments, Paddy could be heard crashing through the east wing entrance, ordering Cousin Cora in his most commanding sergeant's roar to get out of his way or he'd throw her to a bunch of war-weary drunken infantrymen looking for a little feminine amusement. "It's no threat, Mick!"

Sam Devereaux was tied to the chair behind his desk, his arms and legs bound with sheets torn from his bed and ripped with abandon by the once and former Sergeant Patrick Lafferty of Omaha Beach, World War II. Ripped, that was, after he had cold-cocked Sam and found the bedroom. Devereaux shook his head while blinking and attempted'a semblance of his voice. "Five drug addicts attacked me," he offered. "Not exactly, Sam boyo," said Paddy, holding a glass of water to the lawyer's lips. "Unless you consider a touch of Bushmills in that category, which I don't advise you to do in old Southie, or even in O'Toole's saloon." " You did this to me?" "I had no choice, Sam. When a man goes over the edge of combat fatigue, you bring him back however you can. It's no disgrace, boyo." "You were in the army? In combat ... ? You were with MacKenzie Hawkins?" "You know that name, Sam?" 11 Were you?" "I never had the privilege of meetin' the great general personally, but I seen him! For ten days in France he took over our division, and I tell you this, laddie, Mac the Hawk was the finest commanding officer the army ever had. He made Patton look like a ballet dancer, and frankly I kinda liked old George, but he just wasn't in the Hawk's league." "I'm screwed!" screamed Devereaux, straining at the

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binding sheet strips. "Where's my mother ... where's Aaron?" he asked suddenly, glancing around the empty room. "With your mother, boyo. I carried her to her bedroom. Mr. Pinkus is administering a little brandy to help her sleep." "Aaron and -my mother?" "Be a touch flexible, lad. You've met Shirley with the concrete hairdo.... Here, now, drink a little water-I'd give you some whisky, but I don't believe you could handle it. Your eyes don't convey much human, more like a cat's that's heard a loud noise." "Stop it! My whole world is coming apart!" "Don't unravel, Sam, Mr. Pinkus'll stitch it back together. A grander man in that department there never was.... There, he's cornin' back now. I hear what's left of the door." The exhausted, frail figure of Aaron Pinkus trudged into the off- limits office as if he had just returned from an assault on the Matterhorn. "We have to talk, Samuel," he said, sinking breathlessly into a chair in front of the desk. "Would you please leave us, Paddy? Cousin Cora suggested that you might enjoy a char-grilled porterhouse in the kitchen." "A porter?" "With Irish ale, Paddy." "Well ... you understand that first impressions are not always written in stone, am I correct, Mr. Pinkus?" -Fhat, too, is written in stone, my old friend." "What about me?" yelled Devereaux. "Will somebody cut me loose?" "You will remain exactly where you are and how you are until our conversation's over, Samuel." "You always call me 'Samuel' when you're mad at me." "Mad? Why should I be mad? You've only involved me and the firm in the most heinously insidious crime in the history of civilization since the Middle Empire of Egypt four thousand years ago. Mad? No, Sammy, I'm merely hysterical." "I think I'd better leave, boss."

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"I'll beep you later, Paddy. And enjoy your porterhouse as if you were having-my last meal in this life." "Oh, you carry on so, Mr. Pinkus." "Then carry me out to the temple if I do not signal you within the hour." Lafferty made a rapid exit, signified by the screeching sound of the shattered outside door being pulled shut. Hands folded in front of him, Aaron spoke. "I must assume," he began calmly, "that the person who contacted you on the telephone was none other than General MacKenzie Hawkins, am I correct?" "You know damn well you're correct, and that sewer rat can't do this to me!" "What precisely has he done?" "He talked to me." "There's a law prohibiting communication?" "Between the two of us, there certainly is. He swore on the Manual of Army Regulations never to speak to me again for the rest of his miserable, misbegotten life!" "Yet he saw fit to violate this solemn oath, which means he felt he had something of great import to tell you. What was it?" "Who listened?" yelled Devereaux, again straining against the constricting white strips pinning him to the chair. "All I heard him say was that he was flying into Boston to see me and everything went crazy." "You went crazy, Sam.... When is he to make this joumeyT' "How do I know?" "That's right. You turned off your ears and turned on your precordial anxiety.... However, based on the assumption that he had something vital to tell you, or he would not have broken his agreement never to contact you, we can assume that his flight to Boston is imminent." "So's my departure for Tasmania," said Devereaux emphatically. "That is the one thing you must not do," interjected Pinkus with equal firmness. "You cannot run away nor can you avoid him-" "One reason!" broke in Sam, shouting. "Give me one reason short of murdering the son of a bitch why I

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shouldn't avoid him? He's a walking distress signal from the Titanic!" "Because he will continue to hold over your head-and, by extension, mine, as your only employer since law school-your participation in this crime of the ages." "You didn't walk out of the data banks with over two thousand top-secret intelligence files, I did." "That seemingly ominous act sinks to the level of complete insignificance compared to the evidence you've been trying to tear off your walls.... But since you mention it, was there any point to the theft of those files?" "Forty million points," answered Devereaux. "How do you think that diabolical general from the River Styx raised his capital?" "Blackmail ... T' "From the Cosa Nostra to some Brits who weren't exactly in line for the Victoria Cross; from former Nazis whose respectability was up to their thighs in chickenshit, to Arab sheiks who made money by protecting their Israeli investments. He refined the whole sticky ball of wax and made me go after them." I "Good God, your mother said those were all your delusions! Killers on a golf course, Germans in chicken farms ... Arabs in the desert. They were real." "Sometimes, not often, I have a martini I shouldn't have." "She also mentioned that.... And Hawkins unearthed these scoundrels from the intelligence files and forced them to capitulate to his demands?" "How low can you get--2' "How ingenious can a man be?" "Where's your moral armor, Aaron?" "Certainly not for the benefit of scoundrels, Sam." "Then in support of the evidence you've seen on my walls?" "Deflnitely not!" "So where do you stand?" "One has nothing to do with the other. There's no linkage. "Not if you were me, Counselor." Aaron Pinkus took several deep breaths in silence while

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placing his ten fingers across his forehead, his head bowed. "For every impossible problem there must be an eventual solution, either in this life or in the hereafter." "I prefer the former, if you don't mind, Aaron." "I tend to agree," said the elderly attorney. "Therefore, we will, as you expressed in your own singular vernacular, get off our asses and charge ahead." "To what?" "To our mutual confrontation with General MacKenzie Hawkins." "You'd do that?" "I have a vested interest, Sammy. You might even say a potentially disastrous one. Furthermore, I should like to bring to your attention a truism of our profession, true because of its validity... A lawyer who represents himself has a fool for a client. Your General Hawkins may possess an ex ' traordinary military mind, with all its brilliant eccentricities, but, I modestly submit, he has not matched his skills against those of Aaron Pinkus."

The befeathered Chief Thunder Head of the Wopotamis spat out his mutilated cigar and returned to the interior of his huge tepee, where, in addition to the expected American Indian artifacts, such as ersatz scalps lining the walls, he had installed a waterbed and various electronic equipment that would make the Pentagon proud- had made the Pentagon proud, before it was stolen. Sighing audibly, in both sadness and anger, Thunder Head carefully removed his awesome tribal headdress, dropping it on the dirt floor. He reached into a buckskin satchel and pulled out a fresh cigar of indeterminate make and limited quality; he shoved it into his mouth and proceeded to mangle a good two inches of the end until his teeth were stained. He crossed to the waterbed, lowered himself down on its instantly rolling swells, and immediately lost his balance, falling backward, as the cellular telephone inside his beaded tribal tunic erupted. The ringing persisted as he thrashed about, trying to calm the rough waters beneath him, finally suc- ceeding by pushing himself forward and planting his boots

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firmly on the dirt. Angrily he yanked out the phone and spoke harshly. "What is it? I'm in powwow!" "Come on, Chief, the only powwows around here are when the kids hear their dogs bark." "You never know who's calling, son." "I didn't know anyone else had the number." "Always operate on the assumption that the enemy can scan and lock into a frequency." "What ... T' "Just stay alert, boy. Now, what is it?" "You know that English couple who were here yesterday asking for you, the ones we played dumb Injun for?" "What about 'em?" "They're back, but with a couple of associates. One looks like his keeper doesn't know he's missing from his cage, the other sniffs a lot-he's got either a bad cold or a couple of very inflamed nostrils." "They must have smelled something." "Not with his honker-" "I don't mean the support troops, I mean the English types. That legal idiot of yours, Charlie Redwing, must have tipped them off to something." "Hey, come on, T.H., except for falling off that lousy horse, he was terrific. They didn't learn bean one about you, and that fancy lady kept looking at his jockstrap-2' "Loincloth, son, loincloth. Maybe it was the horse." "Maybe it was the loincloth," suggested the caller, as Thunder Head, caught in a rolling vinyl wave, was thrown back on the waterbed. "Augh! 11 "Hey, our legal eagle may really have something, huh? I guess you agree." "I agreed to nothing! My 130Q accoutrements here are loused up-" "You designed them, T.H." "And I'd advise you to cut the familiarity, boy! You're a low-life enlisted man and you will address me as Chief!" "Fine, Chiefy-baby, then you can drive into town and get your own rotten cigars-" "I didn't redress you that severely, son, I just want to maintain a logical order of command. All -I'm saying is

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that support troops are not called up for such R and R as 'loincloths,' do I make myself clear?" "Maybe.... So What do you figure? What they smelled, I mean." "Not what they smelled, young man, but what someone else smelled that called for auxiliary support. Those Brits didn't reassault by themselves, they were ordered back by a combat officer who wanted a reassessment. It's as clear as Porkchop Hill." "Porkchops ... T' "Where are they now, boy?" "At the souvenir lean-to. They're buying up a load of stuff and being very friendly, even the ox. Incidentally, the girls---excuse me, the squaws-are happy as hell. We just got in a new supply from Taiwan." Thunder Head frowned, lit his cigar, and spoke. "Stay on the line, I've got to think." Several quarts of smoke fogged the tepee when, finally, the Hawk resumed speaking. "Pretty soon the Brits will bring up my name." "I guess they will." "So, have one of our downtrodden brethren tell them my tepee is roughly two hundred running antelope strides above the north pasture, past the buffalo mating ground, by the great oaks, where the eagles lay their precious eggs. It's an isolated place, so I can commune with the gods of the forest and contemplate. Got it?" "I can't understand a word you just said. We've got a few cows but no buffalo,'and I've never seen an eagle except in the Omaha zoo." "You'll admit there's a forest." "Well, woods, maybe, but I don't remember any great big trees." "Damn it, son, just get 'em up into those woods, okay?" "Which of the paths? They're all clear, but some are better than others. It's been a lousy tourist season--2' "Good thinking, boy!" exclaimed Thunder Head. "Fine tactics. Tell 'em they'll find me quicker if they separate. The one who reaches me can call the others; they're not that far away from one another." "Considering the fact that you're not anywhere near

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those woods, it's not 'fine tactics,' it's dumb. They'll get lost." "Hopefully, son, hopefully." 46'ftat?" "In light of the nature of this engagement, the enemy's using unorthodox strategy. Nothing wrong with unorthodoxy-hell, I've employed it most of my career-but it doesn't make any sense if it retards your progress. In this situation, a frontal assault is our adversary's most productive course-his only course, really-but instead he's going around our flanks firing mortars filled with horseshit." "Lost me again, Chief," said the caller. "Anthropologists looking for the remnants of a great tribe?" scoffed Thunder Head. "A tribe from the Shenandoahs, savages brought over to the English court by Walter Raleigh, you believed all that crap?" "Well, I suppose it's possible. The Wopotamis came from someplace in the East." "From the Hudson Valley, not the Shenandoahs. For a fact, they were run off by the Mohawks 'cause they couldn't farm and they couldn't raise cattle and wouldn't get out of their tepees if it snowed. They weren't a great tribe, they were losers from day one until they reached the Missouri River, in the middle eighteen hundreds, where they found their true calling. They first hornswoggled, then corrupted the white settlers!" "You know all thatT' "Mere's very little about your tribe's history I don't know.... No, son, someone's behind this covert operation, and I'm going to find out who it is. Get to work now. Send lem up to the woods!" Twenty-three minutes passed, and one by one the members of Hyman Goldfarb's scouting patrol entered the four paths in the dense forest. They had decided to separate insofar as the precise instructions they had received at the souvenir lean-to were totally imprecise and contradictory, the crowd of yelling squaws in a raucous debate over which path actually led to the great Thunder Head's tepee, a residence obviously equated with some holy shrine. Forty-six minutes later, one by one, each member had

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been ambushed and bound-arms and legs-to a sizable tree.trunk, their mouths gagged with ersatz beaver pelts, all assured that rescue was imminent as long as they did not somehow find a way to remove the gags and scream. Should that happen, the wrath of a downtrodden, exploited people would descend on their heads, specifically their scalps, which would be no longer attached to their heads. And each, of course, was accorded treatment commensu- rate with his or her station and sex. The English lady was much tougher than her like-talking male associate, who attempted some complicated Oriental defense, only to wrench his left arm out of its elbow socket. The shorter, sniffing American tried to make a deal while slowly removing a short-barreled Charter Arms automatic from his belt and therefore had to be visited with several cracked ribs. The most strenuously difficult, however, Chief Thunder Head-n6 MacKenzie Lochinvar Hawkins (his middle name having been stricken from all records)-saved for the last. The Hawk always felt it was proper to permit his harshest challenge to have the honor of being the final barrier. You didn't take out a Rommel with the first wave against the Afrika Korps-it just wasn't, well, proper. The challenge in question was outsized in bulk but not too sizable in the brain department. Following a damn good workout with a man no more than half his age, the Hawk prevailed by ducking twice in rapid succession and sending rigid, pointed fingers into the middle of the enemy scout's stomach; he knew it would work by smelling the hostile's breath. Up came an excess of Indian food from the scout's throat; a hammerlock forcing the huge enemy head down toward his embarrassing accident did the rest. "Your name, rank, and serial number, soldier!" "Wadda ya talkin'T' belched the hostile, referred to as the ox by Thunder Head's security. "I'll settle for your name and who you work for. Now!" "I got no name and I don't work for nobody." "Down you go." "Holy shit, have a heart!" "Why? You tried to rip it out of my chest. Into the mess you go, soldier." "It smells so bad!"

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"Not as bad as what I smell around all four of you clowns. Give me what I want, prisoner!" "It's wet ... Okay, okay! They call me the Shovel." "I'll accept a nom de guerre. Who's your commander?" "Wadda ya talkin'T' "Who do you work for?" "Wadda ya now, nuts?" "All right, soldier, lose the rest of your stomach! You like our grub? Have it again, you old redskin lover!" "Jeez, you got it yourseUl I didn't have to say nothin'. Redskins!" "Come again, grunt?" "He played for 'em! The Redskins ... Lernme up, for Christ's sake!" "Played for ... ? I need more, you latrine-cleaner! What kind of hot air are you trying to peddle?" "You're closer, real close! They couldn't put nuthin' in the air while he was around. He didn't need no defense hulks, he just broke right through and nailed the quarters from Namath on down! The Hebrew Hercules, maybe ... T' "Quarters-? Namath? Redskins? ... Christ on a surfboard, football! And Hercules? ... There was only one linebacker like that in NFL history. Hymie the Hurricane!" "I didn't say nuthin'! You said it." "You haven't the vaguest idea what I said, soldier." The Hawk spoke softly, rapidly, as he released the bull of a man while swiftly manipulating the ropes that secured him to the tree. "The Golden Goldfarb," he continued hoarsely under his breath. "I recruited the son of a bitch when I was posted at the Pentagon!" "You what?" "You never heard that, Shovel-believe me, you never heard it! ... I've got to get out of here, pronto. I'll send someone back for you idiots, but you, you never told me anything, you understand?" "I didn't! But I'm also happy to oblige, Mr. Big Indian Chief." "That's a small accomplishment, son, we're on to bigger things. We just struck the gusher by rattling the biggest exposed nerve in Dizzy City! ... The Golden Goldfarb,

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wadda ya know? Right now, I need a goddamned attorneyof-record fast, and I'know exactly where that ungrateful asshole is!"

Vincent Mangecavallo, director of the Central Intelligence Agency, stared at the secure telephone in his outstretched hand as though the instrument were the inanimate embodiment of a communicable disease. When the hysterical voice on the line paused for breath, the DCI yanked the phone to his ear and mouth and spoke quietly but grimly. "You listen to me, you pinstriped baked apple. I'm doing the best I can with talent your crowd only pays for but wouldn't know how to talk to, much less let into your ladi-da country clubs. You wanna take over? Be my guest, and I'll laugh like a goosed fruit when you get drowned in a vat of minestrone.... You wanna know something else, you lockjawed cannoli?" Mangecavallo suddenly, briefly stopped, then resumed speaking in a much softer, friendlier voice. "Who's kidding who? We all may be drowning in that barrel of soup. So far, all we got is zilch. That Court's as clean as my mother's thoughts-and no cracks from the Whiffenpoof group, thank you very much." "Sorry I blew up, old fellow," said the Secretary of State, on the other end of the line. "But surely you can understand the extraordinary disadvantages we face in the upcoming summit. My God, think of the embarrassment! How can the President negotiate from a position of strength, with the full authority of his office, if the Court even thinks of pen-nitting a totally unknown, tiny tribe of Indians to cripple our first line of defense? The sky's where it's at, you know, old boy!" "Yeah, I figured, bambino vecchio." "I beg your pardon?" "It's Guinea-speak for something I never could understand with your types. How can a little kid be old?" "Well, the tie, you see. The old schools, old bonds, the symbols, I suppose. Therefore, the 'old boys.' Quite simple, really." "Maybe like vecchia maledizione difamiglia, huh?" "Well, I got the 'familiar' part, and I imagine in a broad

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sense there's a correlation. It's a'rather lovely foreign phrase." "We don't think so. You get killed for it." "I beg your pardon-" "No matter, I just wanted a couple of moments to think." "I do that all the time. Tangential intrusions." "Yeah, sure, so let's intrude on this summit problem. Number one, can the Big Man call it off because he's got the flu-or maybe shingles-hey, they're rough, how about it?" "Terrible image, Vincent. No way." "His wife has a stroke? I can arrange it." "Again, no, old sport. He'd have to rise above personal tragedy and perform heroically-that's bible." "I'lien we're in the minestrone.... Whoa, whoa, I think I got it! If the Court's debate goes public, suppose the Big Fella says he supports the right of what do you call itpetition?" "You're bonkers!" "Who?" "Insane! On what possible basis could he endorse such a position? This isn't merely pro choice or against it, it's real. You can't tab votes on this, you have to take a stand-and the only stand he can take pits him against the constitutional balances of power. He's embroiled in a battle between the Executive and -the Judicial. Everybody loses!" "Boy, you got a lot of big words, baked apple. I don't mean he 'endorses,' I mean he 'supports' the public debate, in the sense that he looks after the little people-like the Commies used to do but never did-and, anyway, he knows he's got twenty-two other SAC bases in the country, and eleven or twelve outside. So what's his problem?" "Roughly seventy billion dollars' worth of equipment in Omaha he can't move out!" "So who knows that?" "The General Accounting Office." "Now we're getting down to the marbles. We can shut those guys up. I can arrange it." "You're relatively new in this town, Vincent. By the

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time your enforcers are in place, the leaks will have begun, the seventy billion instantly escalated to well over a hundred, and any attempt to suppress even the rumors, those figures will reach nine hundred billion, making the Savings and Loan fiasco petty cash. By that time, since there's obviously a healthy grain of validity in that malodorous brief, we'd all be prosecuted under the laws of Congress for covering up something we had absolutely nothing to do with over a hundred years ago for the sake of political advantage. Furthermore, despite, the fact that this is the most intelligent course of action we professionals could take, we'd not only be facing fines and imprisonment, but they'd also take away our limousines." "Basta!" yelled Mangecavallo, switching the phone to his other, less-abused ear. "This is nuthouse time!" "Welcome to the real world of Washington, Vincent.... Are you absolutely certain there's nothing, shall we say, 'convincing,' on any of those six idiots on the Court? What about the black fellow? He's always struck me as quite uppity." "He would and you would, but he's probably the cleanest and the brightest." "You don't say?" "And the paisan's right behind him, if he's your next in line for heavy objective thinking." "Actually, he was-nothing personal, you understand, I love opera." "Nothing personal, and opera loves you, especially Signor Pagliacci." "Ali, yes, all those Vikings." "Yeah, Vikings.... And speaking of thunder--2' "Were we?" "You were.... We're still waiting for word on that Chief Crazy Ass who calls himself Thunder Head. Once we got him, he could be our way out of this whole mess." "Really? How?" "Because as the principal, what do you call it, the plaintiff, he has to show up in the big Court with his attorneys for all arguments. That's mandatory." "Well, of course he does, but how would that change anything?"

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"Suppose-just suppose-this big scungilli shows up like a total psychiatric outpatient screaming that the whole scam is a joke? That he doctored all those historical records to make some kind of radical statement. How about that, huh?" "It's absolutely brilliant, Vincent! ... But how can you possibly do that?" "I can arrange it. I got a few medical types on a special payroll. Like with chemicals not exactly approved by the FDA, okay?" "Magnificent! Why are you holding back?" 1.1 got to find the son of a bitch! ... Hold it, baked apple, I'll call you back. My other subterranean line is blinking." "Please do so, old boy." "Basta with the old bambino crap!" The honorable director of the Central Intelligence Agency broke off one line and admitted the second call with a touch of two buttons. "Yeah, what is it?" "I realize that I should not call you directly, but I felt that -in light of the information, you would not accept it from anyone but myself." "Who is this?" "Goldfarb." "Hymie the Hurricane? Lemme tell you, pal, you were the greatest-2' "Stop it, silly boy, I'm in a different business." "Sure, sure, but do you remember the Super Bowl of '73, when you--2' "I was there, pal, so naturally I remember. However, right now we have a situation that you should be apprised of before you make any moves.... Thunder Head got out of our net." ")What?" "I've spoken to each member of my very expensive unit, for which you will be billed via the sleazy motel in Virginia Beach, and their unanimous conclusion may appear difficult to accept, but from everything I've heard, it's as good as any." "What are you talkin'T' "This Thunder Head is, in actuality, the living person of

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Bigfoot, the supposedly mythical creature that roams the Canadian forests, but who is very much a human being." "What?" "The only other explanation is that he's the yeti, the Abominable Snowman of the Himalayas, who has crossed continents to put a curse on the government of the United States.... Have a nice day."

General MacKenzie Hawkins, his shoulders stooped, and dressed in a rumpled, nondescript gray gabardine suit, walked through Boston's Logan Airport looking for a men's room. Finding one, he rushed inside with his oversized flight bag, placed it on the floor, and checked his appearance in the long miffor running the length of the sinks, where two uniformed airline personnel washed their hands at each end. Not bad, he thought, except for the color of the wig; it was a mite too red and a touch too long in the back. The thin steel-rimmed glasses, however, were splendid; sloping downward over his aquiline,nose, they gave him the appearance of a distracted academic, a pointyheaded thinker who could never find a latrine in a crowded airport with the cool efficiency of a trained military man. And "military," or specifically the lack of same, was the linchpin of the Hawk's current strategy. All traces of his background had to be buried; the city of Boston was pointy-head territory, everyone knew that, and he had to meld in for the next twelve hours or so, enough time to reconnoiter and study Sam Devereaux in his own environ- ment. Sam seemed to have some minor objections to their get- THE ROAD TO OMAHA 85

ting together, and as much as it pained Mac, it was entirely possible that he might have to take Devereaux by force. Time was of the essence now, and the Hawk needed Sam's legal credentials just as soon as possible; no hour could be, wasted, although several might be used up convincing the attorney to join forces in a holy cause.... Strike the word "holy," thought the general; it could revive memories best left forgotten. Mac washed his hands, then proceeded to remove his glasses and dab water on his face, careful not to disturb the reddish wig, which was also a touch loose. He had a tube of scalp adhesive in his flight bag, and when he checked into a hotel ... All thoughts of the inadequate wig instantly vanished as the Hawk felt the presence of a nearby body. He rose from the sink to find a uniformed man standing beside him, his ugly grin revealing that several of his teeth were missing. A short glance to his right revealed a second man in uniform shoving a couple of rubber doorstoppers under the door of the men's room. Further swift appraisal of both men disclosed the obvious: the only airline they could possibly be associated with had neither aircraft nor passen- gers, only getaway cars and mugging marks. "You got yourself a liddle agua refreshment, hey manT' said the first grinning hostile, in a pronounced Hispanic accent, confidently smoothing his dark hair, which flared from the sides of the visor of his officer's hat. "You know, is good for you to splash a liddle agua on the face after a long flight, Wain't it?" "Oh, yeah, man!" cried the second hostile, approaching, his officer's hat improperly askew. "Is better than shoving your head into a toilet, right, man?" "Is there a point to these remarksT' asked the former general of the army, alternately staring at both men, appalled at the sloppy open collars of their shirts beneath their tunics of authority. "Well, is not such a good idea to put your head in a toilet, Wokay?" "I must agree with you there," replied the Hawk, suddenly considering that which he actually considered im- 86 ROBERT LUDLUM

possible. "You're not by any chance advance combat intelligence, are you?" "We got enough brains-and kindness-not to let you put your head in a toilet, which would not be so intelligent, right?" "I didn't think so. The man who's expecting me wouldn't consider recruiting battle scouts like you. I taught him better than that." "Hey, man!" said the second improperly dressed impersonator of an officer, as he edged himself to the Hawk's opposite flank. "You trying to insult us? Maybe you don't like the way we talk-we're not good enough for you?" "Get this straight, soldados esuipidos! Never in all my years have I ever let a man's race, religion, or the color of his flesh have a goddamned thing to do with my appraisal of his qualifications. I've promoted more Coloreds and Chinks and Spanish-speaking personnel to the officer corps than most anyone in my position-not because they were Coloreds or Chinks or Spics, but because they were better than their competition! Is that clear? ... You're just not in their ranks. You're pissants." "I think that's enough conversation, man," interrupted the first hostile, his grin disappearing as he withdrew a long-bladed knife from under his jacket. "Popguns make too much noise-just hand over your wallet, your watch, and anything else us Spanish- speaking Spics might consider valuable." "You've got balls, I'll say that for you," said MacKenzie Hawkins. "But tell me, why should IT' "This!" yelled the grinless man, snapping the knife up in front of the Hawk's face. "You've got to be kidding!" With that expression of bewilderment, the Hawk spun in place, gripping the wrist holding the knife and wrenching it counterclockwise with such force the weapon was instantly dropped while he crashed his left elbow up into the throat of the man behind him, rendering him sufficiently dazed to administer a chi sai chop to his forehead. He then immediately returned to the thug with missing teeth who was on the floor holding his painfully injured hand. "All right, you jackasses, that's a short lesson in counterinsurgency."

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"What ... manT' mumbled the conscious hostile on the floor, trying to reach for the hunting knife, which Hawkins pinned to the tiles with a stomping foot. "Wokay, I got no leverage," admitted the perpetrator. "So I go back to a cell, what else is new, huh, man?" "Just hold it, amigo zonzo," said the Hawk, squinting and thinking rapidly, "maybe you can be better than that. For a fact, your tactics weren't bad, just poorly executed. I liked the uniforms and the doorstoppers, that showed imagination under these flexible rules of engagement. What you didn't have was your follow-up strategy-the what-ifs in the event the enemy counters with a sidewinder you hadn't considered. You simply didn't project your analysis properly, son! ... And for another fact, I'm going to need support adjutants who've faced fire. Maybe with a little discipline I can use you. You got a vehicle?" "A what?" "A car, an automobile, a means of conveyance that isn't necessarily registered to a person living or dead who could be traced by a license plate." "Well, we got a chopped-up h'Oldsmobile from the Midwest that's still registered to a big shot who don't know he's got a duplicado with a very old Mazda engine." "Perfect. We ride, caballeros! And with thirty minutes' worth of training and a couple of haircuts, you've got yourselves temporary, respectable employment that pays handsomely.... I do like the uniforms-very imaginative and extremely useful." "You're one loco, mister." "Not at all, son, not at all. I've always believed in doing my best for the disenfranchised-which is at the heart of my current pursuits.... Come along now, fall to, and stand up straight, boy, I want perfect posture from both of you! Help me get your comrade off the floor, and let's roll!"

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ercise, and nodded. Instantly, two heavyset men in brown suits walked out into the corridor and faced the elevators at the end of the hallway, sufficiently apart to allow Sam to walk between them. "I promised Cora I'd pick up some scrod on my way home," said the attorney without expression to his guards as they proceeded down the corridor. "We get scrod," said the man on Sam's left, looking straight ahead, in his voice a mild complaint. "She feeds Paddy Lafferty porterhouses," added the guard on the right, more than a mild complaint in his voice. "Char-grilled." "All right, all right, we'll also stop and get a couple of steaks, okay?" "Better get four," suggested the left guard in a quiet monotone. "We're relieved at eight o'clock, and those gorillas will smell the porters." "It's the rim of fat," opined the right guard, his focus rigidly forward. "it lingers so good for a long tmle." "So be it," agreed Devereaux. "Four steaks and the scrod." "What about potatoes?" asked the left guard. "Cora's not too big with potatoes, and everybody likes potatoes." "After six o'clock Cora don't cook potatoes so good," said the RG, permitting himself a slit of a smile on his impassive face. "Sometimes it's a little rough finding the oven." "I'll bake 'em," said LG. "My Polish associate can't live without his Icartoffables.' " "That's kartofla, you dupa. My Swedish associate shoulda stayed in Norway, right Mr. DT' "Whatever." The elevator doors parted and the threesome walked inside, where they were startled to find two uniformed men who had obviously ridden to the penthouse by mistake, since they made no attempt to get off. Sam nodded politely, turned to face the closing panels, and then blanched, his eyes widening in astonishment. Unless his practiced lawyer's vision had deceived him, both uniformed officers at the rear of the elevator had small swastikas attached to

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their shirt collars! Pretending to have an itch at the back of his neck, Devereaux turned casually to scratch, his eyes taking in their necks. The small black emblems were swastikas! He briefly locked eyes with the man in the comer who smiled, the friendly grin somewhat diminished by the absence of several teeth. Sam quickly turned his head back to the front, his confusion mounting-then suddenly the explanation was clear. In New York's Broadway parlance, Boston was a "tryout town." Obviously, there was a World War II play, probably at the Shubert or the Wilbur, presenting its wares in Bean Town before assaulting the Big Apple. Still, these actors should know better than to appear off the stage and on the streets in such costumes. On the other hand, he had always heard that actors were a breed apart; some lived their roles twenty-four hours a day. Wasn't there an English Othello who actually tried to kill his Desdemona in a Jewish delicatessen one night on Forty- seventh Street over a pastrami sandwich? The doors opened onto the crowded lobby and Devereaux stepped out; he stood in place, glancing around, as his guards flanked him. The threesome proceeded rapidly toward the building's entrance, dodging bodies and a plethora of attach6 cases, finally emerging on the wide pavement, where Aaron Pinkus's limousine awaited them at the curb. "You'd think we were in Belfast, coverin' our asses from all those bomb-throwin' lunatics," said Paddy Lafferty behind the wheel, as the three passengers plummeted into the rear seat, Devereaux vised between his two barrel-chested protectors. "Straight home, Sam?" continued the chauffeur, as he swung the huge car into the flow of traffic. "Two stops, Paddy," replied Devereaux. "Scrod and steaks." "Cora's doin' her thing, eh, boyo? She cooks a mean porter as long as you remind her to get it off the fire quick enough. Otherwise you've got nuked gristle, and floatin' in bourbon, it is. But you better make it three porters, Sam. My orders are to stay and bring you back into town by eight-thirty." "Mat's five porters," said the Polish praetorian.

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"Thanks, Stosh, but I'm not so hungry--2' "Not you, the relief." "Oh, yeah, they'll smell 'em. You know why, don't you? It's the border of fat that sizzles and hangs around-2' "All right," cried Devereaux, trying to find a pause in the rapid conversation so as to ask what he felt was a fairly vital question. "Scrod, five porters, rims of sizzling fat, and the goddamned relief's olfactory senses-it's all settled. Now why is Aaron bringing me back into town at eight- thirty?" "Hey, boyo, it was your idea, Sammy, and I tell you, Mrs. Pinkus thinks you're the darlin' of the day." "What for?" "You got that fancy invite to the art gallery soiree-how do you like that? I heard her say soiree, which means you get pickled at night after work and nobody cares." "Art gallery ... T' "Remember, lad, you told me it was that fancy-dan client who thinks his wife has the hots for you, which is fine by him, and then you told Mr. Pinkus that you didn't want to go, and he told Mrs. Pinkus, who read that the senator was going to be there, so now you're all going." "That crowd's a bunch of leeching fund-raisers and political vultures." "They're top society, Sammy." "Same thing." "Then we go back with you, Paddy?" asked the guard on Devereaux's right. "No, Knute, there won't be time. You take Mr. D.'s car here. Your relief can follow us in their own." "What's with the time?" Stosh objected. "Just drop us off downtown. Mr. D.'s car is very shaky in the turns." "You didn't get it fixed, Sam?" "I forgot." "You' ' 11 have to live with it, Stosh. Nothing suits the boss better than driving his little Buick like he's doing now from the office, but not Mrs. Boss. This is her chariot, especially with the license plate he happens to hate, and especially for a wingding Re tonight." "]Leeches and politicians," muttered Sam. "Same thing, huhT' said Knute.

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MacKenzie Hawkins squinted through the windshield of the stolen Oldsmobile at the limousine's license plate directly infront of him. The raised white letters across the green background spelled out the name PINKus as though the announcement should strike fear in the hearts of observers. It would help if the name were somewhat more threatening, thought Mac, nevertheless glad that he had spotted it in front of Devereaux's place of employment, the name itself one the Hawk would never forget. For weeks during the young lawyer's initial work on behalf of their former corporation, Sam had kept yelling, What would Aaron Pinkus think? until Mac could not stand it any longer and confined the hysterical attorney to quarters just to get some peace. This afternoon, however, a brief telephone call to the law office confirmed the fact that Sam had come home and somehow-God knew howmade peace with one Aaron Pinkus, whose name was anathema to the Hawk. From there it was a simple matter to show his newly trained and newly sheared aides-de-camp a six-year-old photograph of Devereaux and order them to stay riding on the single elevator that went up to the penthouse floor until the subject appeared and subsequently to follow him at a discreet distance wherever he walked, keeping in touch with their commanding officer over the walkie-taMes he supplied them from his flight bag. Don't get any ideas, caballeros, because stealing government property is a thirty- year offense, and I've got your stolen car with your fingerprints all over it. Frankly, Mac thought that Sam would head to a friendly bar after work. Not that his former legal liaison was a heavy drinker-he was barely a decent one-but he did like a nip or two after a hard day in the field. Well, goddamn, the Hawk had thought when he saw Sam emerge from the building under protective escort. How suspicious and how ungrateful could a man be? Of all the unmitigated, detestable strategies to employ-convoys! And to bring in his employer, the obviously equally detestable Aaron Pinkus, was downright treasonous, definitely unAmerican! The Hawk was not sure his newly acquired

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aides-de-camp were up to a new strategy. On the other hand, a good combat officer always brought out the best in his troops, no matter how raw they were. So he glanced at them, scrunched beside him in the front seat-he certainly could not permit a potential adversary to sit behind him in a foxhole. They definitely looked better with regulation haircuts and clean- shaven faces, even though both were bobbing their heads up and down to the Latin beat emanating from the radio. "Okay, men, 'tenhut!" cried the Hawk, snapping off the radio while holding the wheel. "Wot, loco man?" asked the astonished aide with less than all his teeth, sitting next to the window. "That means 'attention.' You're to pay attention to what I say.,,

"Maybe better, man, you pay us some cash, huh?" said the aide sitting next to Mac. "All in good time, Corporal-I've decided to make you each a corporal because I'm forced to place additional responsibilities on your basic assignments. Naturally, that calls for an upgrade in pay... Incidentally, for identification purposes, what're your names?" "I'm Desi Arnaz," replied the aide by the window. "So am I," said his associate. "Fair enough. D-One and D-Two, in that order. Now, listen up." "Up where?" "Just listen. We've encountered complications from the enemy that will require,some aggressive initiative on both your parts. You may have to separate so as to draw hostile personnel away from their posts, thus allowing the objective to be taken--2' "So far," interrupted D-One, "I got the 'required' 'cause it's used a lot in courtrooms, like 'remanded.' The rest, I'm not so sure." So the Hawk shifted to fluent Spanish, which he had learned as a young guerrilla leader in the Philippines fighting the Japanese. "iComprende?" he asked when he had finished. "iAbsolutamente!" cried D-Two. "We cut up the

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chicken and spread around the pieces so we catch the big lousy fox!" "Very good, Corporal. You learn that from one of your Latino revolutions?" "No, seftor. My mama used to read the noosurTy stories when I was a liddle kid." "Wherever it comes from, grunt, use it.... Now, this is what we're going to do-Christ on a pogo stick! What the hell are you wearing on your collar?" "What, man?" asked D-One, shaken by the Hawk's sudden vocal explosion. "You, too!" cried Hawkins. "Your shirts-the collars on your shirts ... I didn't see them before!" "We didn't have no ties on before, neither," explained D-Two. "Chu give us dinero and to' us to buy two black ties before we go into the big building with d'fancy elevator... Also, loco man, these Wain't our own shirts. A couple of bad gringos on motorcycles were very unfriendly to us outside a restaurant on the highway... We sold the motorcycles but we kept the shirts. Nice, hub?" "You idiots! Those insignias are swastikas!" "Waz that?" "Pretty liddle things," observed D-Two, fingering the black emblem of the Third Reich. "We got big fancy ones on the back--2' "Rip 'em off your collars, Corporals, and keep your goddamn tunics on." "Toon hocks?" D-One asked, bewildered. "The jackets, your coats, your unifonns-keep them." The Hawk stopped in midstatement as up ahead the Pinkus limousine slowed down and turned right into a side street; Mac did the same. "If Sam lives in this neighborhood, the boy's sweeping floors, not filing briefs." The neighborhood referred to was a short, dark block lined with small shops sandwiched between entrances to time-worn apart- ments above, bringing to mind those tum-of-the-century sections of large cities teeming with immigrants. All that was missing were pushcarts and peddlers and the sound of foreign tongues in abrasive counterpoint. The limousine glided into the curb fronting a fish market; Mac could not do the same, as there was no available parking space until

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the end of the block, at least a hundred feet away and barely seen. "I don't like it," said the Hawk. "You no like what?" asked D-One. "It could be an evasion maneuver." "Invasion?" cried D-Two, his eyes wide. "Hey, loco man, we no fight in no war, no revoluci6n! We are peaceful malefactors, dat's all." "Malefactors ... T' "They also use that lots a' times in court," clarified the uniform by the window. "Like 'required' and 'remanded,' you know?" "No war and no revolution, son, just a cowardly, ungrateful malefactor whose escorts may have spotted us.... You, D-One, I'm going to stop for a moment; you get out and look around that fish store-pretend you're shopping for dinner-and stay in touch. There may be a back door, but it isn't likely; they may even change clothes, but our target would swim in his convoy's duds. Still, we can't take chances. He's in the hands of pros now, men, and we've got to show our calibers!" "Does all dat tonterfa mean I should watch the tall guy in the picture?" "That's it, Corporal, and it's not proper to question your superior's direct orders with improper invective." "Dat's beautifool!" "Move!" yelled the Hawk, braking the car as D-One opened the door and got out, slamming it shut behind him. "You, D-Two," continued Mac, shooting forward, "as soon as I park, I want you to cross the street and walk halfway back to that big vehicle and keep your eyes on it and the store. If anybody comes out in a hurry and gets into the limo or any car near it, let me know." "Isn't dat what Desi-One is doin', man?" asked D-Two, taking the walkie-talkie out of his pocket. "He could be ambushed if the Eye-Corps is sharp enough, but I sort of doubt it. I generally stayed two vehicles behind the target- movable, so I don't think they reconnoitered positive." "You talk funny, you know dat?" "Into position!" ordered the Hawk, swerving into the parking space near the comer and instantly switching off

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the ignition. D-Two leaped out of the car, rounded the hood, and raced across the street with the alacrity of a seasoned point. "Not bad, caballero," said Mac to himself, reaching into his shirt pocket for a cigar. "You've both got definite possibilities. Real noncom stature." And then there was a gentle tapping on the windshield. A policeman stood on the curbside, gesturing with his club. Momentarily confused, the Hawk looked across the street at the opposing empty space. Just before it was a sign: NO PARKING HERE TO CORNER.

Sam selected the slabs of scrod, thanked the Greek owner with his customary, if mispronounced, "Epharist6, " and was welcomed by a courteous "Parikala, Mr Deveroo, " as he paid the bill. The two guards, their interest in fish minimal, were bored, and so they looked at the enlarged, faded, framed photographs of various Aegean islands on the wall, but with no interest whatsoever. Several other customers, seated at two white Formica tables and all speaking Greek, seemed more intent on conversing with one another than buying anything. They greeted two newcomers to the store, but not a third, a man in an oddly unidentifiable uniform who proceeded to walk to the rear counter, which was empty except for chopped ice, and kept peering over the top. Under the scrutiny of his observers, he then pulled a hand-held radio out of his pocket, raised it to his lips, and began to speak. "Fascistas!" screamed an elderly bearded Zorba from the table nearest the rear counter. "Look! He signals the Gennans!" As one, the former overage partisans from Salonika stumbled forward to attack and, capture the hated enemy of fifty years ago even as Sam's two guards rushed to his side, their weapons drawn. The object of the aged Greek warriors' assault slashed his arms and kicked his feet out at his attackers, parting them with a certain professional expertise, and raced to the door, stopping just briefly enough to reach into a fishtank by the entrance. I know that man!" yelled Devereaux, breaking away

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from the grips of his protectors. "He wore a swastika on his collar! I saw it when we were in the elevator!' "What elevator?" asked the Scandinavian cohort. "The one we rode down on from the office!" "I didn't see no colored swastikas in the elevator," proclaimed the Polish contingent. "I didn't say color, I said on his collar!" "You talk funny, you know?" "You hear funny, have you ever considered that? ... He's closing in, I can feel it!" "Feel what?" asked Knute. "The Titanic. He's on his disaster course-for me-I know it! He's the most devious son of a bitch that hell ever created. Let's get out of here!" "Sure, Mr. D. We'll pick up the porterhouses at that meat market in Boylston and head right to your place." "Hold it!" cried Devereaux. "No, we won't.... Give your coats to a couple of those fellows over at the tables and pass out a few hundred dollars to convince them to get into Aaron's limo, and be driven around the harbor... You go out first, Knute, and tell Paddy to drop them off at some gin mill on the way to the Pinkus house and I'll meet him there. Stosh, you call for a cab, and we'll coor- dinate the whole thing." "This all sounds crazy, Mr. DX' said Stosh, taken aback at Sam's sudden tone of authority. "I mean, sir, it doesn't sound like yourself ... sir." "I' in going back in time, Stanley, and I was taught by a master. He is closing in. I really do know it. But he made a mistake." "What was that ... sir?" asked Knute. "He used a real U.S. Army man to do his dirty work. The uniform was plucked like a chicken, but did you notice the posture, the clipped hair on the back of his neckthat bastard was government issue!"

"Loco man, where are you?" "Around the block, stuck in the goddamned traffic! Which one are you?" "Desi-Dos. Desi- Uno is wid me."

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"Hello, loco man. You are crazier than a bunch of coocoo parrots. " "What's the on-scene evaluation?" "Cut the crap, man, I got almost killed!" "A firefight? " "Wid fish? Don't be dumb ... wid crazy old men wid beards who don't speak no h'English. "You're not making sense, D-One. " "There h'ain't a lot of that goin' around. Specially wid the tall skinny gringo you got a bad thing for "Be clearer, Corporal!" "He sent some old men away in the big black car wearing silly clothes-he thinks we don't catch on. He's one dumb gringo!" "Catch on to what?" "He @ waidin' for annuder car One of his amigos is standing in front, lookin' around. " "Goddamn, I'll never get back there in time. We're going to lose him! " "Not to worry, loco man-" "Not worry? Every hour counts!" "Hey, man, how far do these liddle radios go for talkin'? "They're military-cellular megahertz frequencied. Up to a hundred and ftfiy miles over land, twice that over water " "We h'ain't goin' swimmin' in no cars, so everything@ Wokay. " "What the hell are you talking about?" "We're gonna follow the gringo and his amigos. "Follow ... ? For the love of Caesar's legions, in what? " "Desi-Dos already hotwired a nice Cheffy. Not to worry, we'll stay in touch wid chu. "You're stealing a car?" "Hey, we don' steal nudding. It's like you say-good estrategia. Right, loco man?"

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sine. One, they smelled like a combination of dead fish and baklava; two, they kept turning on every switch they could find, like mental cases in a Video World; three, they looked ridiculous in the ill-fitting jackets belonging to Sam, Stosh, and Knute--especially with their beards halfcovering the lapels; four, there was a distinct possibility that one of them had blown his nose-twice--on the velour window drapes; five--oh, hell, what was the point? He'd have to do a complete detail job on the car before Mrs. Pinkus stepped into it. It wasn't that Paddy objected to what Sam was doing; actually, it was kind of exciting and surely broke up the monotony of his daily driving schedule, but nothing was really clear to Lafferty. In truth, the whole truth was known only to the Devereaux boyo and Mr. Pinkus. Apparently, Sammy had been mixed up in some terrible shenanigans a few years ago and now someone was coming after him to, settle a score or two. That, of course, was enough for Paddy; he was very fond of Devereaux, even though the hotshot lawyer could be a little squirrelly at times, and anybody who knew the name of one of the army's great men, General MacKenzie Hawkins, was someone sort of special in Lafferty's eyes. Too few people these days, especially the yuppie types, paid the respect due the great old soldiers, so it was nice to know that among Sam's qualities was a regard for the country's true heroes. All this was on the plus side for Mr. Pinkus and his favored employee, but what wasn't so plug was the information Paddy felt they all should be given. For instance, who was after Sam, and why, and what did they look like? Surely the answers to these simple questions were vital to Devereaux's protection. Well, not necessarily the why, because that could be a legal thing, but the who and what the hell they looked like were pretty damned important. Instead, all they were told was that Sam would know, Sam would raise an alarm the instant he recognized the bastard or bastards coming after him. Well, Lafferty had never been an officer, but even a combat sergeant knew a short, proper response to that kind of reasoning. As that great

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soldier Mac the Hawk might have said: "You don't make a primary target one of your forward scouts." Suddenly, the limo's telephone rang, abruptly shattering the chauffeur's hero-oriented thoughts about a man he surely worshiped from ten glorious days in France when that great soldier led their battalion. "Lafferty here," he said, the phone out of its recess and next to his ear. "Paddy, it's Sam Devereaux!" yelled the voice over the line. "Somehow I can tell that, boyo. What is it, Sammy?" "Are you being followed?" "I was hopin' to be, but I'm afraid not, and I've kept one eye on the miffors-" "We are!" "That don't make sense, lad. Are you sure?" "Definitely! I'm calling from a pay phone on the Waltham road-at a place called Nanny's Naughty Follies Et Cetera." "Hey, boyo, get out of there@ You shouldn't be seen on those premises. Mr. Pinkus wouldn't like it." "What? Why?" "Are you callin' from the phone about ten feet from the jukebox?" "Yes, I guess so, I see a jukebox." "Look over to your left, at that big circular bar below a long, raised platform." "Yes, yes, I will.... There's just a bunch of dancers-oh, my God, they're all naked! Women and men!" I "That's the et cetera, boyo. Now, if I were you, I'd take fleet feet and beat it." "I can't! Knute and Stosh went out after the Chevy that was following our cab and stopped when we stopped. I mean, they're really professionals, Paddy. They spotted the 'tag'-they called it a 'tag'-and got rid of the taxi, and now they're closing in." "I'll be there in less than ten minutes, Sammy! I'm droppin' these Greek archbishops off at the next gas station and swingin' north. I know a shortcut. Ten minutes, boyo!"

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"Loco man, are you wid us?" "If your trail markers are accurate, no more than five minutes, D- One. I just passed the Chicken Shot Cafg, the one with the red neon rooster sign. " "Maybe you gringos don't know dee difference. Maybe you eat chicken McRooster, no? ... It don't take you even. five minutes from that place. " "What's the status-what's happening?" "We good corporates. We got a liddle surprise for you, loco man. " "Ten-four!" "Ees not six o'clock-" "Rolling! " The stolen Oldsmobile from somewhere in the Midwest careened into Nanny's parking lot in less than three minutes, MacKenzie Hawkins chewing the stub of his cigar 'and peering out the windshield for his aides-de-camp. Instantly, he saw D-Two at the far end of the asphalt, waving what looked like a large, torn dark blanket. As he raced toward his mechanically talented adjutant, he saw that the signal flag was not a blanket but, instead, a pair of trousers. The Hawk leaped out of the car and approached D-Two, taking a moment to straighten his too-long, toored, and, definitely still too-loose wig. "What's your report, Corporal?" asked Mac anxiously. "And what the hell are those?" he added, nodding at the trousers. "Dere pants, loco man, what you think?" "I can see they're pants, but what are you doing with them?" "Ees better I got 'em than the bad amigo who usually wears dem, no? As long as I have deze and Desi-Uno has the odders, the two dumb amigos stay where dey are." "The two-the escorts, the convoys? Where are they ... and where's the target?" "Come wid me." D-Two led the Hawk down the deserted far side of the building, which was obviously used for deliveries and garbage pickups. Parked next to a large trash dumpster, parked so close that the door could not possibly be opened, was a Chevrolet coupe, its opposite door equally secured by a long, discarded tablecloth knot- THE ROAD TO OMAHA 101

ted to the handle and tied to the rear bumper. Inside, one in front, the other in the narrow rear seat, were Devereaux's two guards, their apoplectic faces pressed against the glass of the windows. Closer inspection disclosed the fact that both wore only undershorts, and further surveillance revealed two pairs of shoes and socks placed neatly by the exposed rear tire. "Dee odder win- dows we open a liddle bit so they got h'air, you know?" explained D-Two. "Good thinking," said Mac. 'The Geneva Convention calls for humane treatment for prisoners of war... Where the hell's D-One?" "Right here, loco man," answered Desi the First, coming around the trunk of the Chevrolet while counting a roll of bills. "Deze amigos should find better yobs or better women. If it wasn't for your man in dee photograph, they h'ain't worth the trouble." "We don't strip prisoners of nonhostile personal posses sions," said the Hawk firinly. "Put it back in their wallets." "Hey, man," protested D-One, "what's personal about dinero? I buy somet'ing from you, I pay. You buy somet'ing from me, you pay. A personal possession is somet'ing you keep, right? No one keeps dinero, so it's not personal." "They didn't buy anything from you." "What about deze?" said D-One, holding up a pair of trousers. "And doze," he continued quickly, pointing at the shoes. "You stole 'em all!" "Dat's life, loco man. Or, as you say, dat's 'strategy,' right?" "We're wasting time, but I'll say this now. You've both shown exemplary initiative, one might even say extraordinary inventiveness under fire. You're a credit to this outfit and I'll recommend you for commendation." "Dat's beautifool!" "Is dat more dinem hulf?" "We'll get to that later; the objective comes first. Where's the target?" "Dee skinny man in d'photograph?" "Right on, soldier."

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"He's inside, and dat is a joint my mama and my priest would spit on me for ever goin' into!" exclaimed D-Two, blessing himself "Woh boy!" "Bad whisky, eh, son?" "Bad entretenimiento. Like you say here, repugnante!" "I don't think we say that, boy. You mean disgusting?" "Well ... one half, not the other half." I don't follow you, Corporal." "Everything jiggles. Top and bottom." "Top and ... ? Holy hordes of Genghis Khan! You mean--2' "Daz wot I mean, loco man! I sneaked in to find the gringo you don' like.... He was hangin' up the telifono and went to dee big round bar where all these crazy people were dancin'-desnudo, sefior!" "And? " "He's Wokay. He watched the mujeres, not the hombres." "Christ spinning a yo-yo! We don't just have to take the son of a bitch, we have to rescue him. Roll, troops!" Suddenly, without warning, a small green Buick sped out of the line of cars in the Nanny's Et Cetera parking lot, screeching to a stop only yards in front of the Hawk and his advancing aides-de- camp. A frail figure emerged, his gaunt face impassive, but his dark eyes alive with electricity. I think this is as far as you should go," he said. "Who the hell are you, little man?" cried MacKenzie Hawkins. "Little in stature, but not necessarily in stature, if you can follow a dual application of terms." I break the liddle old gringo in half, but I don' hurt him too bad, Wokay, loco man," said D-One, walking forward. I come to you in peace, not violence," said the driver of the Buick rapidly. "Simply to confer on a civilized basis." "Hold it!" ordered the Hawk, stopping D-One. I repeat, who are you and what's the nature of this conference?" "My name is Aaron Pinkus-" "You're Pinkus?" "One and the same, sir, and I assume that under that

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rather foolish-looking wig, you're the celebrated General MacKenzie Hawkins?" "One and the same, sir," replied Mac, dramatically ripping the inadequate toupee away from his bristling, gray military brushcut and standing erect, the very breadth of his shoulders threatening. "What have we to say to each other, sir?" "I'd estimate a great deal, General. I'd like to think of myself, with your permission, General, as your counterpart, the commander of the opposition for this small skirmish we find ourselves in. Is that acceptable?" "I'll say this for you, Commander Pinkus. I thought I had superb support adjutants, but you outflanked 'em, I'll not deny it." "Then you must reevaluate that judgment, General. I didn't outflank them, I outflanked you. You see, you remamed on that busy street for over an hour, so I had my Buick brought down and stayed behind you when you followed Shirley's limousine." "I beg your pardon, sir?" "Your two men were brilliant, positively brilliant. In fact, I would happily employ either of them. The business in the fish market, the reconvening in the shadows of the doorways across the street-and, wondrously, without a car key, but by simply raising the hood of this car in front of us, turning on the engine! All my purported wisdom deserts me. How did they do it?" 'Te's simple, Comandante," said a bfight-eyed D-Two. "You see, there are three wires that have to be pried loose and den you cross- " "Halt!" yelled the Hawk, staring at Aaron Pinkus. "You said you outflanked me, you old bastard--2' "I suspect we're the same age," interrupted the renowned Boston attorney. "Not where I come from!" "Nor perhaps myself, except for the shrapnel in my spine from Normandy," said Pinkus quietly. " You were--2' 'Third Army, General. But let's not get off the track. I did outflank you, because I've recently become familiar

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with your military record, your unorthodox but marvelously successful tactics. I had to be, for Sam's sake." "Sam? Sam's the man I've got to see!" "You will do that, General. And I 5hall be in attendance for every word you say." Without warning or even a hint of sound until it swung off the highway and into the parking lot, the thunderous engine of the Pinkus limousine announced the vehicle's Wagnerian presence to the area. Obviously spotting his employer's Buick, Paddy Lafferty swerved to the left and sped across the pavement, tires howling as he skidded to a stop ten feet in front of the small gathering at the side of the building. The chauffeur leaped out of the car, his sixty- three-year-old bulk prepared for all manner of brutal assaults. "Stand aside, Mr. Pinkus!" he roared. "I don't know what you're doin' here, sir, but these scum won't touch you!" "Your concern is very gratifying, Paddy, but no show of force is required. Our conference proceeds peacefully." "Conference ... T' "A council of commanders, you could say.... Mr. Lafferty, may I introduce you to the great General MacKenzie Hawkins, of whom you may have heard." "Jesus, Mary, and Joseph," whispered the chauffeur, dumbstruck. "Dee loco man is really a heneral grande?" said DesiOne, equally impressed. "El soldado magn(fico!" added Desi-Two softly, staring in wonder at the Hawk. "You won't believe this," choked Paddy, finding a small part of his voice. "I was thinkin' about you only moments ago, sir, your great name having passed the lips of a reverent former young soldier." Suddenly the chauffeur stood at attention, whipping his right arm up in a snapping salute. "Gunnery Sergeant Patrick Lafferty at your service and your command, sir! ... This is a privilege beyond me, wildest dreams-" Then the screaming began, muted at first by the distant highway traffic, but growing louder by the moment as the racing feet approached them. "Paddy, Paddy! I saw the

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limo! Where are you, Paddy? ... For Christ's sake, Lafferty, answer me!" "Over here, Sam. Quick march, soldier!" "What?" Devereaux raced around the corner of the building gasping for breath. Before he could adjust his eyes to the shadows, Patrick Lafferty barked his authoritative sergeant's bark. "'Tenhut, boyo! I present you to one of the great _men of our time, General MacKenzie Hawkins!" "Hi, Sam." Devereaux was momentarily paralyzed, capable only of deep- throated moans that emerged from his gaping mouth, his eyes wild in panic. Abruptly, with the speed of a terrified egret, he whipped around and started racing across the parking lot, waving his arms helter-skelter and raging at the descending sun. "After him, adjutants!" "For God's sake, stop him, Paddy!" The Hawk's aides-de-camp were swifter than Aaron Pinkus's older chauffeur. Desi the First tackled Sam perilously close to the lowered tailgate of A pickup truck, while Desi the Second held Devereaux's head and, ripping off his tie, stuffed it into his mouth. "Boyo, " shouted the revisited Gunnery Sergeant Patrick Lafferty, "it's a disgrace, you are! is that any way to show respect to one of the finest men who ever wore the uniformT' "Mmmff " protested Samuel Lansing Devereaux, pinching his eyes shut in defeat.

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,,Nice quarters, Commander Pinkus, very nice, indeed," announced MacKenzie Hawkins, striding out of a bedroom in the hotel suite to which the conference had repaired. The former general's gray gabardine suit had been replaced by his Indian buckskins and his beaded Wopotami jacket-without, however, his tribal headdress. "It's obvious you're high-strategy staff." "I keep the place for business purposes and also because Shirley likes the address," said Aaron absently, his concentration on the voluminous pages scattered over the desk in front of him, his eyes behind his thick glasses wide with anticipation. "This is incredible!" he added quietly. "Well, sir, having been with Winston at Chequers," intetjected the Hawk, "I wouldn't go that far. I simply said it was very nice. The ceilings aren't nearly so high, and the historical prints on the walls are definitely third-rate and actually clash with the decor, as well as with accuracy.,, "We in Boston do our best to introduce the tourists to our past, General," mumbled Pinkus, his concentration on the papers uninterrupted. "Accuracy has little to do with environmental authenticity."

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"Dante crossing the river--2' "Try Boston Harbor," broke in Aaron, turning over a page. "Where did you get this?" he suddenly cried, taking off his glasses and staring at MacKenzie. "What extraordinary scholar of both law and history put it all together? Who's responsible?" "Him, " replied the Hawk, pointing at the shell-shocked Devereaux, sitting on the couch ten feet away. He was squashed between his two guards, Stosh and Knute, his arms and legs free to move but not his mouth, which was bound with three-inch-wide adhesive tape. Of course, General Hawkins had insisted that Sam's lips be layered with Vaseline so as not to violate the Geneva accords for prisoners of war. In truth, no one could stand listening to Devereaux's diatribes any longer, including the general's aides- de-camp, Desi-One and Desi-Two, who stood behind the couch, their postures erect and their arms militarily akimbo. "Samuel did this?" asked Aaron Pinkus in disbelief "Well, not actually himself, but he certainly was the spirit behind it, so you could say that in a very real sense he's responsible." "Mmmffl" came the muted but still howling protest from the couch as Devereaux lunged forward, tripping over his feet and landing facedown on the floor. Grimacing in fury at the Hawk, he scrambled up as the general gave his command. "Adjutants, assault positions!" As a trained commando unit, Desis One and Two leaped over the couch, the former using the rim of the sofa, the latter the head of Knute to vault over the couch and instantly close the distance between themselves and Sam, Pinning him back on the floor, they looked up at the Hawk for instructions. "Well done, gentlemen.,, "No wonder you recruited from your own personnel, General," said Pinkus admiringly, standing up behind the desk. "Are they Rangers?" "In a manner of speaking," replied MacKenzie. "They're specialists in airport security.... Let him up, men. Put him in the chair in front of the desk and flank him.

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"You two," said Aaron, looking over at Sam's bewildered Boston guards and speaking gently but not without a mild rebuke. "I don't mean to criticize, yet it appears to me that you might benefit from some of this military instruction, as it obviously pertains to your work. These soldiers are inordinately quick to perceive the necessity 'for action, and their nonviolent tactics-such as stripping you of your trousers-is most impressive." "Hey, Comandante!" offered D-Two, grinning widely. "You rip off a gringo and take his pants, he Wain't goin' run into d'street yellin' his head off, h'okay?" "That'll do, Corporal. Barracks humor doesn't carry well with passive combatants." "Beautifool!" cried D-One. "General," said Pinkus, "if you think it's feasible, I believe it's time we now restrict this conference to you, Samuel, and me." "I quite agree,, sir," agreed the Hawk. "Fhe sequestered discussions between us should be opened up to include the young fellow." ' "Perhaps you might consider tying him-loosely, to be sure-to the chair, as Mr. Lafferty---excuse me, Sergeant Lafferty did previously." "I'lien you must have dismissed the gunny when you talked to Sam." "The gunny? ... Oh, yes, the gunnery sergeant-yes, I did." "No need for that, now. I'm here.... Adjutants, stand to! You're dismissed for mess call." "Hey, loco man, we're real pretty." "Grub, Corporal. Get some food in your bellies and report back here in one hour." MacKenzie reached into his buckskin pocket and withdrew his money clip, peeling off several bills and handing them to D-One. "I'm adding this to your per them due to your outstanding efficiency." "Ee's our dinero?" said D-Two, scowling at the money. "Supplemental pay, Corporal. It's in addition to your dinero, which will come later. Take the word of a general officer." ' "Wokay, grande Heneral," responded D-One. "We take a lot, but when do you giveT'

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"Let's have no hint of insubordination, young fella. Despite the fact that our close association on this mission permits a degree of camaraderie, others might not understand." "Beautifool! I don't understand, neither." "Get something to eat and come back in an hour. Dismissed!" Desis One and Two shrugged and went to the door, the former checking the time on the three watches strapped to his left wrist as they let themselves out. The Hawk then nodded to Aaron Pinkus. "As my captive and, somewhat contrary to tradition, also my host, you may address your troops, Commander." "You're what and I'm who? ... Oh, yes, I understand." Pinkus turned to the perplexed Stosh and Kmite on the couch. "Gentlemen," he began hesitantly, searching for the appropriate words, "you are relieved of your current duties, and if you would be so kind as to come to our office tomorrow-at your convenience, of course-you will be reimbursed by our accounts department, naturally including the rest of the evening." "I'd put 'ern in the stockade!" shouted the Hawk, shoving his cigar into his mouth. '@'They're assholes! Dereliction, incompetence, and freezing under fire--damn near court-martial material." "We do things differently in civilian life, General. Dereliction and incompetence are necessary components in the lower ranks of the work force. Otherwise, their superiors, who are frequently less competent but speak better, could never justify their salaries.... Off you go, gentlemen, and I'm quite sincere in my suggestion that you seek the training so well inculcated in your counterparts on the general's staff." Stosh and Knute, their sad expressions conveying their genuinely hurt feelings, left quickly. "There, General," said Aaron. "We're alone." "Mmmff " cried Devereaux. "I included you, Samuel. As much as I might prefer to overlook you, it's not very easy to do so."

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sweat, your mouth will still be there, I'm sincerely sorry to say." Slowly at first, then in a burst of machismo, Sam yanked'the tape off, yelped, then proceeded to purse his lips about in various contortions as if to make sure they were functional. "You look like a skinny piglet in heat," added MacKenzie. "You look like a cigar-store Indian who just escaped from a quarantined wigwam!" yelled Devereaux, leaping up from the chair. "What the hell are you supposed to be, Tonto with a lobotomy? ... And what the hell do you mean-I'm responsible for whatever that crap is on Aaron's desk? I haven't seen you or heard from you in years, you low-life worm of worms!" "You still have a tendency to get a mite excitable under pressure, don't you, boy?" "In his defense, General," interrupted Pinkus, "in the courtroom he's ice-cold, a veritable laid-back James Stewart, the stutter itself pure calculation." "In a courtroom," exploded Sam, "I know what the hell I'm doing! When I'm around this subterranean son of a bitch, I never knew, because he either didn't tell me, or the gung-ho maggot lied to me!" "Wrong terminology, young fella. It's called disinformation for your own protection--2' "It's called bullshit, ensuring my own self-destruction! Now answer my question: Why am I responsible-no, wait a minute-%%t am I responsible for? How can I be responsible for whatever dumb thing you've done when we haven't spoken to each other,in years?" "Again, in fairness," Pinkus broke in, gently but firmly. "General Hawkins stated that you were responsible only in the sense that you were the spirit behind the project, said spiritual influence subject to the widest possible interpretation or misinterpretation thus limiting or conceivably eliminating any liability or even -association with the endeavor." "Stop playing lawyer with this overgrown mutant, Aaron. The only law he knows makes jungle justice look like high tea in an English rose garden. He's pure savage without one iota of redeeming morality!" "You ought to have your blood pressure checked, son."

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"You ought to have your head checked into a taxidermy shop! Now what the hell have you done, and why me?" "Please," Pinkus intruded once again, shrugging apologetically at the Hawk, his brows now arched. "Permit me to attempt an explanation, General. As one attorney might to another, is that acceptable?" "We of command know best how to handle our own personnel, sir," replied MacKenzie. "Truthfully speaking, I cousined the hope that you might clear your flanks and march to my drummer in that direction. Frankly, it's why I showed you the core of the operation- not the tactics or my rules of engagement, naturally, but the down- range objective, as it were. Such basic intelligence is rarely a secret between such men as ourselves." "Excellent initial strategy, General. I commend you." "Commend him?" shouted Devereaux. "What the hell is he doing, marching on Rome?" "We did that, Sam," said the Hawk quietly. "Remember, son?" "That is one topic you will never refer to in my presence, General Hawkins," insisted Aaron coldly. "I figured you knew-2' "You think Samuel would tell me?" "Hell, no. You could order him to a kamikaze squadron and he'd short out the spark plugs. No stomach." "Then how?" 'The hish gunny described your covert surgical strike into Sam's quarter - s. Gunnies usually try to impress command with their contributions." "So?" "Well, you mentioned that the sergeant had tied the boy up and that told me you had dismissed the gunny before talking to Sam, which you admitted." "And? " "Why tie him up unless he was hysterical like he is now? And why would such a cool officer of the court-a side of Sam I haven't seen a whole hell of a lot of-be hysterical unless this incursion of yours produced something about him that he never wanted anyone,- especially you, to know about?"

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"Based on certain obvious premises, your deductive reasoning is acute." "Mat and the fact that when Sam slammed the phone down on me, he missed. I heard another voice over the line-one that didn't have much more control than Sambo's-and when we met in the parking lot, I knew it was you, Commander Pinkus. You yelled a fair amount yourself that afternoon. Especially about a certain opera- tion of ours that concerned the Vatican." "So much for a priori deduction," said Aaron, now shrugging in defeat. "So much for lizardshit!" roared Devereaux. "I'm here! I exist! If you prick me, do I not bleed--2' "Hardly appropriate, Samuel." "What's inappropriate? I'm listening to a couple of refugees from a Prussian time warp! My future, my career, my life itself-all are about to shatter into a thousand pieces of broken mirrors--2' "Very nice, son," broke in the Hawk. "Like the imagery.,, "He stole it from a French playwright named Anouilh," added the venerated Boston lawyer. "Samuel's full of surprises, General." "Stop it!" screamed Devereaux. "I demand to be heard!" "Hell, boy, they can hear you down in Washington, right to the Army G-Two data banks, where they keep all those intelligence files." ' "I have the right to remain silent," mumbled Sam, barely audible and collapsing back into,the chair, pouting. "'Then perhaps I may be 'allowed to break the silence, since you've restricted it to yourself?" asked Pinkus. "Mmmff, " came the tight-lipped reply. "Thank you.... The point of your question, Samuel, focused on the material provided me by General Hawkins. Granted, there hasn't been time to read it thoroughly, but from what I can glean with a fairly practiced eye that's been perusing such documents for nearly fifty years, it's incredible. Rarely have I ever read a more convincing brief. The legal historian who compiled this had the pa- tience and imagination to perceive suspended or broken

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lines of legislative debate knowing that somewhere there had to be buried additional records that formed contiguous data spelling out the missing pieces. If this all stands up, the conclusions would appear to be indisputable, supported by copies of the original, authentic papers! Where did your source ever find them, General?" "It's only rumor, of course," answered the Hawk, frowning quizzically, "but I've heard that they could only have been unearthed from the sealed historical archives at the Bureau of Indian Affairs." "The sealed archives ... T' Aaron Pinkus looked harshly at the general, then sat down quickly in the chair and picked up several pages, bringing each close to his eyes, studying them not for content but for something else. "Dear Abraham," he whispered, "I know these watermarks ... they were picked up by an extremely sensitive copier, a state-of-the-art machine." "Only the best, Commander." 'Hawkins abruptly stopped; it was instantly apparent that he regretted the statement. He glanced over at Sam, who was staring at him, then cleared his throat. "I guess those pointy-heads-those scholarly types-get the best equipment." "Almost never," uttered Devereaux in a low, accusing monotone. "Regardless, General," Pinkus continued, "a number of these papers-I refer to the ones concerning the historical documents-are actually reproductions of the original' photostats-photographs of photographs!" "I beg your pardon?" The Hawk began mutilating the cigar in his mouth. "In the days before copiers, when you couldn't simply flatten out aged or rotted parchment, or piece fragments together, and run a beam of light over the whole for an accurate facsimile, photographs, then later photostats, were made to be entered into the archives replacing the disintegrating originals." "Commander, I'm not really interested in that technical crap--2' "You should be, General," interrupted Aaron. "Your unnamed legal source may well have come upon a decadesold conspiracy, but his discovery may conceivably be

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based on stolen evidence long since consigned to the sealed vaults of the government's archives for reasons of the gravest national concern." "What?" mumbled Hawkins numbly, aware that Sam Devereaux was now glaring at him. "The watermarks on these archival photostats indicate a rare, steel filamentous paper designed to withstand the ravages of time and the environmental conditions of the vaults. Actually, I believe Thomas Edison invented it around the turn of the century, and it was ordered into limited archival use in 1910 or 1911." "Limited use ... T' asked Devereaux hesitantly, his teeth clenched as he continued to stare at the Hawk. "Everything's relative, Samuel. In those days deficit spending, when it existed, was restricted to no more than several hundred thousand dollars, and even those figures could freeze the Potomac. The steel-threaded pages in these photographs were enormously expensive, and to convert thousands upon thousands of historical documents into them would have broken the treasury. Therefore, only a limited number were chosen." "Limited to what, Aaron?" Pinkus turned to General MacKenzie Hawkins, his demeanor perilously close to that of a judge pronouncing sentence. "To those documents determined by the government to remain beyond scrutiny for a minimum of a hundred and fifty years." "Well, goddamn!" The Hawk whistled softly, slapping his beaded buckskins. "Pay dirt!" he added, looking benevolently at Sam. "Aren't you proud, son, to have been the 'spiritual influence,' as the fine commander here put it, behind this grand project?" "What fucking project?" choked Devereaux. "And what goddamned spiritual influence?" "Well, Sam, you know how you always used to talk about the downtrodden people on this earth and how so little was done to help them? Some might have called all that spewing and mewing horseshit left-wing garbage, but I never did. I mean, I really respected your point of view, son, I really did."

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"You never respected anything or anybody that couldn't blow you away into a grave!" "Now that's not true, boy, and you know it," MacKenzie admonished, shaking his index finger at Devereaux. "Remember all those discussions you had with the girls? Each one.of those dear ladies would call me and express her genuine respect and affection for you and your philosophical expressions of compassion. Especially Annie, wha-2' "Don't ever mention that name to me!" roared Sam, clapping his hands over his ears. "I don't know why not, son. I talk with her frequently, especially when she gets herself in some of those hairy situations she's prone to, and let me tell you, Sam, she really cares for you." "How could she?" yelled Devereaux, trembling with rage. "She

married Jesus, not me!" "Dear Abraham," intoned Pinkus. "I'm not a party to this colloquy." "That's a different caliber of weapon, son, if you'll forgive the comparison.... But hear me out, boy. I searched for the downtrodden, a people who got screwed by the system, and put.all my efforts in setting things right. Somehow I thought you'd be proud of me--God knows, I tried." The Hawk lowered his chin down into the open collar of his beaded Wopotami jacket, his gaze forlornly on the carpeted floor of the hotel suite. , "Cut that crap out, Mac! I don't know what the hell you did or tried to do, I only know I don't want to know!" "Maybe you should, Sam." "Just ... one minute," Pinkus interrupted, his eyes on the contrite Hawk. "I think it's time I should reach into my exaggerated bag of legal expertise and pull out a specific, if rarely used, statute. The penalty for unauthorized invasion of sealed government archives carries a sentence of thirty years' imprisonment." "You don't say?" said the general, his gaze roaming the carpet as if trying to find a pattern on the all-blue covering. "Yes, I do say, General. And since this information has no discernible effect on you, I must happily presume that

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your counsel had full authorization to study the documents referred to in this brief" "Wrongo!" shouted Sam. "He stole them-it's the G-Two mess all over again! This lousy excuse for a human being, this unmitigated military mistake, this legend of larceny did it again! I know it because I know him-I know that dirty little boy look, the rotten kid who wets his bed and tells you it was raining under the covers. He's the one who did it!" "Judgments made in the white heat of emotional reactions are rarely sound, Samuel," said Pinkus, shaking his head critically. "Judgments made in the cold light of objective observation over a long and agonizing period of time are generally irrefutable," rejoined Devereaux. "If the cookies are made of molasses and the son of a bitch has his hand in the jar with his fingers stuck together, you can be goddamned sure you found the perpetrator! Recidivism is a term the criminal courts have lived with for years." - "Well, General," continued Aaron, peering at the Hawk over the rim of his glasses. "The prosecution seems to have raised a valid point, since he relates the current circumstances to a previous act you yourself have confirmed regarding the stolen intelligence files. Behavioral patterns are limited but acceptable evidence." "Now, Commander Pinkus," began MacKenzie, squinting and pursing his lips in bewilderment, "all this legal verbiage has my head spinning. To tell you the truth, I can't follow half of what you say." "Liar!" crie'd Sam, suddenly breaking into a loud singsong chant, like a child taunting another. "It's raining under the cov-verrs, it's raining under the cov-verrs ... !" "Samuel, be quiet," admonished the elderly lawyer, his voice ringing with authority as he turned back to the Hawk. "I believe we can settle this expeditiously, General. Professional courtesy has restrained me from insisting on the name of your incredibly gifted counsel, but now I'm afraid that I must. As an officer of the court, he can refute my young associate's allegation and clear up the matter." "It's hardly proper, sir," said Hawkins, his expression stoic, "for one commanding officer to ask another to be- THE ROAD TO OMAHA 117

tray a confidence. That sort of thing is for the lower echelon, where honor's not so prevalent and spines are less than steel." "Now come, really, General, where is the harm? Surely this brief, as brilliantly persuasive as it appears to be from what I've read, still has not been tested. Heaven knows, without attorney attribution and in the absence of government challenge, it certainly hasn't been submitted to any court." Aaron paused, laughing softly. "If it had been, we'd all know about it, as our entire judicial system, as well as the Department of Defense, would come to a stop, all the participants screaniing in frenzy. So you see, General Hawkins, there's nothing to be lost or gained. . .." Pinkus's genial countenance suddenly froze on his face. Slowly, involuntarily, it faded as his eyes grew wide and his face ashen. "Dear Abraham, please don't desert me," he whispered, staring at MacKenzie Hawkins's totally blank expression. "My God, it was submitted!" "In a manner of speaking, it found its way to the place where it was intended." "It surely couldn't have been a legitimate court of law." "Again, Commander, you might find allies in that assessment."

" Wis it?" "Some say it is." "But there's been nothing in the media, and, believe me, they'd all be colliding with one another to get such extraordinary news out. It's catastrophic!" "There could be a reason for that." "What reasonT' "Hyman Goldfarb." "Hyman whoT', "Goldfarb." "It strikes a bell, but I really haven't the vaguest--2' "He used to be a football player." In the flash of several seconds, Aaron Pinkus's face lost twenty years. "You mean Hymie the Hurricane? The Hebrew Hercules . .. ? Do you really know him, Mac-I mean ... General, of course?" "Know him? I recruited that yarmulke yo-yo." "You did? ... Not only was he the greatest linebacker

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in the NFL, but he broke the stereotype of-shall we say, the overly cautious Jewish male. He was a lion of Judea, the terror of the defense--on a par with Moshe Dayan on the American football field!" "He was also a crook-" "Spare me! He was my hero of the hour, a symbol for all of us- the highly intelligent muscular giant who made us proud.... What do you mean, he was a crook?"

"Well, he's never actually been indicted--close, but no arraignments-but then there are reasons for that, too." "Indictments, reasons? What are you talking about?" "He does a lot of work-not exactly officially-for the government. For a fact, I kinda started him off in that department, for the army, actually." "Will you please make sense, General?" "In a short-shell casing, we had some fat, loose lips regarding certain weapons specifications that we couldn't uncover,, even though we knew where the leaks were coming from. I ran across Goldfarb, who was setting up a consulting business on security measures-hell, a picture of him in an undershirt would scare the shit out of Godzilla-and told-him to get to work on the problem. You might say that he and his troops go where the Inspector General's office wouldn't get near." "General, what has Hyman Goldfarb got to do with the silence that has followed your incredible brief when there should be pandemonium?" "Well,as these things happen in Dizzy City, one thing led to another for the Hurricane. I mean, his reputation spread like a brushfire started with flamethrowers, and before you could sit shiva, everybody in town wanted his services --- especially against one another. His list of government agency clients reads like the who's who and what's what around the Potomac. He's got a lot of power- ful hiends who wouldn't admit they ever heard of him if you plucked their short hairs with a pair of pliers. Squashing indictments are his for raising an eyebrow... You see, @ that's when I really knew we might be close to pay dirt.,, "Pay dirt ... T' Aaron shook his head back and forth as

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though trying to stop the clanging cymbals inside his skull. "May I ask for clarification?" he pleaded. "His people came after me, Commander Pinkus. It was an ambush, the objective capture and silencer read 'ern like a book." "Capture ... silence, a book? They came after you ... T "After the Wopotami brief was filed-long after! Which has to mean the brief's being taken seriously but the news is being kept under the ponchos because the beltway's about to spiral up to the moon. So what do they do in the meantime? They hire Hymie the Hurricane to solve their problem. Search, capture, and destroy! Read 'em like a book." "But, General, the lower judiciary, with its caseloads and backlogs and. . ." Once again, Aaron Pinkus's expression froze as his words tradEd off into audible vapor. "Oh, dear God, it wasn't ... ? It wasn't." "You know the rules, Commander. A plaintiff suing the state has direct access, dependent only on the validity of argument." "No ... no, you couldn't have!" "I'm afraid I did. A little outside persuasion on a couple of sensitive law clerks and we went right up to the big legal bathtub." "What bathtub?" shouted! a totally confounded Devereaux. "What kind of crap is this moral degenerate trying to sell?" "I fear he may have sold it to someone else," said Aaron, his voice faint. "He's taken this brilliantly evolved brief-based on materials stolen from the sealed archives-Airectly to the Supreme Court." "You've got to be kidding!" "For everyone's sake, I wish I were." Pinkus abruptly found his voice and his posture. "Now, however, we can plumb the depths of this insanity. Who's the attorney-ofrecord for the plaintiffs, General? A simple phone call will reveal the name." "I'm not sure it will, Commander." "What?" "It just got there this morning." "This morning ... T'

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"Well, you see, there was this Indian brave who fed me misinformation, which is different from disinformation, regarding a little matter of a bar exam--2' "Just answer my question, General! The attomey-ofrecord, if you please!" "Him," replied the Hawk, pointing at Sam Devereaux.

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Vincent Francis Assisi Mangecavallo, known in certain select circles as Vinnie the BamBam, and also as code Ragu, director of the Central Intelligence Agency, paced his office in Langley, Virginia, a perplexed, frustrated man. He had heard nothing! What could have gone wrong? The plan was so simple, so flawless, so airtight. A equals B equals C, therefore A equals C, but somewhere within that simple equation, Hyman Goldfarb and his people had lost their marbles and Vincent's own man, the best and most innocuous shadow in the business, had only managed to get lost! Big Foot! The Abominable Snowman! What the hell was wrong with the Hurricane? Who had chewed up his well-advertised brains? And where was that miserable slime Vincent had rescued from a not-so- small debt in Vegas and put on a respectable government payroll, telling the casino boys to lose the slime's markers in the interests of national security? Gone, that's where he was! But why? Little Joey the Shroud had been ovedoyed to hear from his big- shot friend from the old days, when they all used Little Joey to tail the deadbeats from the Brooklyn docks to the fancy clubs in Manhattan-and Joey was good! He could stand alone by himself in the middle of Yankee Sta- 122 ROBERT LUDLUM

diurn and no one would notice him even if every seat in the place was sold out. Nobody ever noticed Little Joey the Shroud; he just faded into the wallpaper as fast as he did in a crowd on the subway. It was a talent he had, like total insignificance-even his face was sort of gray and nondescript.... So where the hell was he? He had to know he was better off with his old friend Vincent than without his big Washington connection-after all, the markers could be reinstated and the casino tuxedos would come after him again. It didn't make sense-nothing made sense! The telephone rang, the telephone hidden in the lower right- hand drawer of the director's desk. Mangecavallo ran to it; he had installed that line himself, at night, and with professionals far more experienced than the so-called experts in the Agency's department of clandestine communications. In fact, no one in the government had the number; it was limited to really important people who got things done. "Yes?" barked the DCI. "It's Little Joey, Bam-Bam," said the piping voice on the telephone. "Where the hell have you been? Thirty-six hours, maybe a day and a half,, I don't hear from you!" "Because for every minute of that time I been spinning my head and racing my ass from one fuckin' place to another keeping up with a zuccone!" "What are you talkin'T' "Also you told me not to call you at home, which number I ain't got, and definitely not through the big spy joint's switchboard, right?" "Yeah, right. So?" "So between airplanes and hustling airline clerks and paying off taxi drivers ready to spit in my face, and bribing a retired cop who once put a collar on me to do a little checking with his old buddies in the black-and-whites to find a certain stretch limo with a funny license plate-, I ain't had a hell of a lot of free time!" "Okay, okay. Tell me what happened. Did you get anything I can use?" "If you can't, I can. This jigsaw's got more crazy pieces

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than a pasta salad, definitely worth more than those markers in Vegas." "Hey, Joey, those markers were over twelve thousand!" "What I got's worth double, Bam-Bam." "Don't use that name, huh?" said Mangecavallo defensively. "It don't fit with this high-class office." "Hoo-hay, Vinnie. Maybe the dons shouldn't have sent you to school. You lose your humility, you don't get no respect." "Knock it off, Joey. I'll take care of you, on my father's grave." "Your poppa's alive, Vinnie, I saw him the other week at Caesar's. He's rolling high in Vegas, only not with your momma." "Basta.... He's not in LauderdaleT' "You want a room number? If a bimbo answers, don't hang up." "That's enough, Joey. Stick to business or those markers will reach fifty big ones with the vigorish and I cut you loose, capisce? Now, what happened?" "Awright, awright, just testing the water, okay, Vinnie? ... What happened-jeez, what didn't happen?" Little Joey the Shroud took a deep breath and began. "Like you figured, Goldfarb sent a crew out to that Indian reservation-I knew right away when I recognized the Shovel walking through the big fake stockade gate past the nut Welcome Wigwam and heading straight to the food counter. Boy, can that huge fazool eat! Right behind him is this scrawny gibrone who blows his nose a lot, but the bulge in his hip pocket ain't Kleenex.- Then I mingled and heard two other friends of the Shovel who talked funny English asking about this Thunder Head you're interested in, and let me tell you they were hot for his warm body.... So I wait from a big distance and the four cannolis---one of which is a broad-run out of the souvenir joint and race like hell up a dirt road where each of them goes into a different path---2' "A path?" Mangecavallo interrupted. "Like more dirt?" "S'help me, Bam-Bam-excuse me, Vincenzo---dirt and bushes and trees, a regular forest, you know what I meanT'

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"What the hell, it's a reservation, I guess--2' "So I waited and I waited and I waited," continued Little Joey rapidly. "So am 1, Joey!" broke in the director. "Okay, okay. Finally, this big-shot Indian comes running out of the woods-I mean, he's got to be your big shot, Thunder Head, 'cause he's got a clothesline full of feathers from his head to his ass-and barrels down the dirt road, then hangs a right till he reaches a big, funny-looking tent and goes inside. Then I saw what I tell ya, Vinnie, I couldn't believe with my own eyes! This big-shot Indian comes out a few minutes later, only he's not the same guy. 11

"'What are you smokin', Little Joey?" "No, I mean it, Vin. He's the same gumbar, but he don't look like the same gumbar! Instead, he looks like a foureyed accountant in a regular suit, wearing glasses and some dumb fuckin' wig that don't fit, and carrying a big cloth suitcase.... Well, naturally, the suitcase tells me he's breaking out of the reservation, and the way he looks tells me he don't wanna be an Indian no more." "Is this gonna be a long story, Little Joey?" aske Mangecavallo plaintively. "Get to the goddamned point." "You want your markers' worth and I wanna prove what I got's worth more, okay? ... But I'll cut to the airport in Omaha where I followed him and where he got a ticket on the next plane to Boston, which I also did the same. However-and this is important, Bam- Bam-while I'm at the counter I show the little girlie one of my phony federal badges and tell her the government's interested in the big fella with the stupid-lookin' wig. I think the wig did it, ù cause the broad was so helpful I had to explain to her that everything was on the quiet and she shouldn't call nobody. Anyway, I got the name from the big gumbar's credit card--2' "Give it to me, Joey!" exclaimed the DCI, picking up a pencil. "Sure, Vin. It's M-small a-small c, capital K period, Hawkins, G-e-n with a period, then USA followed by a big R, then e and a t. I wrote it down but I don't know what it all means."

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"It means his name is somebody Hawkins and he's a retired army general.... Holy shit, a general!" "There's more, Vinnie, and you better hear it--2' "I've got to hear it! Go on." "So I resume the tail in Boston and everything goes crazy, I mean pazzo. At the airport he runs into a men's room where he meets a couple of Spics wearing uniforms I never seen before, and they go out to the parking area and get into an Oldsmobile with an Ohio or Indiana license plate and drive away. Quick, I lay a fast fifty on an off-duty taxi and tell him to stay with the Olds when things go even more crazy! ... This now-accountant-type Indian chief takes his two refried beans to a fuckin' barber shop, then s'help me God, Bam-Bam, they drive to some park by the river where the big lasagna makes his two enchiladas march around the grass like a couple of marionetti while he keeps yellin' at 'em. I tell ya, it was weird!" "Maybe this retired general is a Section Eight; it could happen, you know." "Like he got bounced for mixing up tanks for dirigibles and saluted the trucksT' "You read about it all the time. Like some of our dons, sometimes the bigger the guns, the flakier they get. Remember Fat Salerno in Brooklyn?" "Hoo-hay, do I remember! He wanted to make oregano the flower of New York State. He walked right into the Albany legislature yellin' his head off about discrirmination." "That's just what I was thinking about, Little Joey. Because if this M-small a-small c Hawkins, retired General Fruit-of-the-Loom, is Chief Thunder Head like I agree with you, we got ourselves another Fat Salerno yelling his head off in Washington also about discrimination." "He's Italian, Vinnie?" "No Joey, he's not. even an Indian. So then what happened?" "So then the big lasagna and his two enchiladas got back in the Olds--that's when I had to slip my off-duty creep another fifty-they drove to a busy downtown street and just stayed there. Not the two reffieds; they get out,

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and after they stop at a men's store, they go into a big building, but the nut-Indian-chief-now-four-eyedaccountant just keeps sitting in the car. That's when I had to hand over two fifties to the lousy off- duty thief 'cause he says his wife's gonna hit him with a hot frying pan if he don't come home, and he had a point.... It was over an hour before a big stretch linio pulls up in front of the big building and three gumbars get in, followed by the two enchiladas who go right to the Olds, which follows the linio. Then I lost both of them." "You lost ... ? What are you telling me, Joey?" "Not to worry, Bain-Bam-" "Please! " "Sorry. Vincent Francis Assisi-2' "Forget that, too!" "Awright, awright, I apologize with all my heart--2' "Your heart's gonna stop unless you tell me why I shouldn't worry!" ..I lost the zuccones in the traffic, but not before I got the license of the big dark-blue stretch, and at the same time, would you believe, I remembered the name of the Boston police-prick who collared me twenty years ago and who, I figured, had to be in his late sixties, and who, Christ willing, might still be alive like I was, since we were both pretty much the same age." "I hate long stories, Little Joey!" "Okay, okay. So I went to his house, which wasn't much after his long years of public service, and we raised a glass or two of good cheer to the old days." "Joey, you're driving me nuts!" "Awright, awright. I implored him to maybe put his downtown connections to work, along with five C-notes for ' himself, to find out who owned the linio with the funny license plate, and maybe also where it went when it was followed by the Olds and maybe even where it was at the present time.... Would you believe he answered the first question without so much as a break between whiskies?" "Joey, I can't stand you!" "Calma, calma, Bain-Bam. Right away he tells me the linio belongs to one of the biggest lawyers in Boston,

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Massachusetts. He's a yarmulke named Pinkus, Aaron Pinkus, who is considered a very upright guy and very respected by the lowest and the highest of the fish, both legit and not so legit. He's immaculate-God forgive me-but it's true, Vinnie." "He's a fuckin' slime, that's what he is! What else did the shamus tell you?"- "That as of twenty minutes ago the stretch is parked outside the Four Seasons Hotel on Boylston Street." "What about the Olds and the big phony Indian chief.? Where the fuck is he?" "We don't know where the Olds is, Vinnie, but my shamus got the word on the Midwest license plate and you ain't gonna believe it-I mean it's unreal!" "So try me." "It belongs to the Vice-President!"

"Magdalene?" yelled the Vice-President of the United States, slamming down the telephone in his study. "Where's that dam Oldsmobile of ours?" "Back home, honeybunch," replied the lilting voice of the Second Lady from the living room. "Are you sure, lovey-dove?" "Of course, lamb chop. Just the other day the maid called to say the gardener's Wistant had-trouble driving it on the highway. It simply stopped and wouldn't start again." "My God, did he leave it there?" "Heavens, no, dimplekins. The cook called the garage and they towed it in. Why?" "Mat awful man from the CIA, the one with the name I can't pronounce, just phoned to tell me it was seen in Boston being driven by vicious criminals and when did I lend it to them. We may have image problems---2' "You've got to be shifting me!" screamed the Second Lady, bursting into the room, her hair rolled up in pink curlers. "Some son-of-a-bitch bastard must have stolen the fucking thing!" yelled the Vice-President.

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"You sure you didn't lend it to one of your crumb-bum buddies, you asshole?" "Christ no! Only your scumball friends would ask to borrow it, you bitch!"

"Hysterical recriminations will get us nowhere," stated an emphatic but shaken Aaron Pinkus, as MacKenzie Hawkins straddled Sam Devereaux, the general's knees pinning the lawyer's shoulders to the floor while an occasional cigar ash fell on Sam's contorted face. "I suggest we all cool it, as the young people say, and try to under- stand the position each of us finds himself in." "How about a firing squad right after my disbarment proceedings?" choked Devereaux. "Come on, Sam," said the Hawk reassuringly. "They don't do that anymore. The goddamned television loused it UP. "Oh, I forgot! You explained it once before-public relations, I remember now. You made it clear that there were other ways, such as shark-fishing trips for three and only two come back, or duck hunting in a blind where suddenly a dozen water moccasins show up when nobody knew there were any snakes around. Thanks a bunch, you psychotic maggot!" "I was only trying to keep you in line for your own benefit, son, because I cared for you. Like Annie still does to this day." "I told you! Never mention that name to me!" "You really lack understanding, boy." "If I may, General," interrupted Pinkus from behind the desk, "what he lacks at the moment is a clarification of the circumstances, and he's entitled to that." "Do you think he can handle it, Commander?" "I believe he'd better try. Will you try, Samuel, or shall I call Shirley and explain that we are not at that art show because you appropriated her limousine, packed it with exuberant elderly Greeks, and forced me, as your employer, to attend to your personal difficulties-which, by extension, are not legally inseparable from my own?" "I'd rather face a firing squad, Aaron."

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"A wise decision. So would,l. I understand that Paddy has to send the velour curtains to the cleaners.... Let him up, General, and allow him to take my chair here." "Behave now, Sam," said Hawkins, cautiously getting to his feet. "There's nothing to be gained by violence." "Mat's a fundamental contradiction to your entire existence, Mr. Exterminator." Devereaux rose from the floor and procee4ed to hobble around the desk as Pinkus gestured at his chair. Sam sat down with a resounding thump, his eyes on his employer. "What am I looking at and for, Aaron?" he asked. "I'll give you an overview," answered Pinkus, walking across the room to the mirrored bar recessed in the hotel suite's wall. "I will also bring you a decent thirty-year-old brandy, a luxury your lovely mother and I have in common, for you will need the effects of a mild depressant as, indeed, we did prior to our examination of your 'chfiteau's lair.' I may even give you a very generous portion, be- cause it could not possibly alter the sobriety your attorney's mind will be shocked into by what you read." Aaron filled a crystal goblet with a richly dark-brown cognac, brought it to the desk, and placed it in front of his employee. "You are about to read the incredible, and after doing so, you're going to have to make the most important decision of your life. And may the God of Abraharn-said Abraham who I sincerely believe has royally screwed up-forgive me, but I, too, shall have to make a momentous decision." "Cut the metaphysical stuff, Aaron. What am I looking for? What's your overview?" "In a matzo ball, my young friend, the United States government stole the lands of the Wopotamis through a series of conspiracies in which promises were spelled out in treaties, said treaties subsequently determined never to have existed, yet actually buried in the sealed archives of the Bureau of Man Affairs in Washington." "Who the hell are the Wopotamis?" "An Indian tribe whose territories extended north along the Missouri River, including all lands within the flights of a thousand arrows to what is now Fort Calhoun, then west

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following the Platte to Cedar Bluffs, south to Weeping Water, and east to Red Oak City in Iowa." "So what's the big deal? Historical real estate was compensated by the coin-of-the-era as spelled out by the Supreme Court in-I think in 1912 or 1913." "Your photographic memory is, as usual, extraordinary, Sam, but you're permitting a gap, a lapse, as it were." "I never do that! I'm perfect-legally, that is." "You're referring to treaties that were part of the record." "What other kind were there?" "Those that were buried, Sam.... That's what's in front of you now. Read them, my young friend, and render me your astute legal opinion in an hour or so. In the meantime, drink the brandy sparingly-your instinct may be to swill, but don't, just sip.... There are pads and pencils in the upper-right drawer and the brief starts with the stack on your left, marked alphabetically in succeeding sheaves across the desk. You'll want to make notes, I'm certain of that." Aaron turned to the Hawk. "General, I think it would be a good idea if we left Sam alone. Every time he looks at you I sense that his concentration goes astray." "Must be the tribal outfit." "I'm sure there's a connection. And regarding your appearance, what do you say we have Paddy-Sergeant Lafferty-:-drive us to a small restaurant I often frequent when I don't care to run into inquisitive acquaintances." "Hold it, Commander Pinkus. What about Sam here? He's had a rough day in the field and an an-ny travels on its stomach, you know." "Our young friend is extremely adept where room service is concerned, General. His expense vouchers confirm his expertise.... However, at the moment he appears impervious to hunger." Mouth gaping and- eyes wide, Devereaux leaned forward over the initial pages of the brief, a pencil gripped in his hand, poised over a yellow legal pad. He dropped the pencil, and as it clattered on the desk, he whispered, "None of us will survive. They can't afford to let us live."

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Over three thousand miles due west and slightly north of Boston, Massachusetts, is the venerable city of San Francisco, California, and it is no surprise to learn that statistics indicate that the majority of East Coast migrants to the Bay City are former residents of Boston. Some demographers claim it is the glorious harbor, so reminiscent of the home of the Tall Ships, that has drawn these refugees from New England; others say it is the highly charged academic atmosphere represented by the numerous university cam- puses and the proliferation of debate-prone caf6s indigenous to the Massachusetts capital; still others insist the magnet lies in the progressive and often obsessive tolerance of differing life-styles that appeals to the contrariness of the,Boston mentality, for with what delightful frequency have the voters of Boston gone against the national tide? Regardless--or perhaps, via the dicta of numerous television and radio talk-show hosts, one should say irregardless-- this statistic has little to do with our story except that the individual we are about to meet, as one Samuel Lansing Devereaux, was a graduate of the Harvard Law School. Actually, she might have met Devereaux, a number of years ago, as the firm of Aaron Pinkus Associates was intensely interested in her and actively sought her interest in them. Fortunately or unfortunately, she sought other environs, as she was thoroughly fed up with her status as a member of a minority that basically bewildered the Boston professionals and academic poseurs alike. She was neither black nor Jewish, neither Oriental nor Hispanic, had neither roots in the Mediterranean nor forebears in lands of the Bengal or the Arabian Sea-and these presumably comprised the legitimate minorities within Boston's American melting pot. There were no clubs, no societies, no panels founded to espouse the cause of her particular minority because ... well, nobody actually thought about them as a group concerned with upward mobility, which was, of course, the key to public expression. They were just there, doing their thing, whatever it was. She was an American Indian. Her name was Jennifer Redwing, the "Jennifer" having supplanted "Sunrise," which, according to her uncle, Chief Eagle Eyes, was given to her as she emerged from her

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mother's womb with the first rays of the morning sun at Omaha's Midlands Community Hospital. During her formative years, it became apparent that she, and then later her younger brother, were among the Wopotarni tribe's more gifted offspring, so the Council of Elders raised the necessary funds to ensure educational opportunities. And once she had taken advantage of those gifts to the fullest extent of her talents, she could not wait to head back west-as far west as possible-to where people did not expect Indians to wear saris and have little red dots on their foreheads. However, her migration to San Francisco was more of an accident than a plan. She had returned to Omaha, passed the Nebraska bar, and was employed by a prestigious law firm when the accident happened. A client of the firm who was a noted wildlife photographer had been commissioned by National Geographic to roam a modem Indian reservation and do a photographic essay on its contemporary fauna. His pictures would be juxtaposed with prints of the past, the obvious point being to show the decimation of the life-sustaining animal kingdom once known by the country's original inhabitants. The photographer was a seasoned if somewhat libidinous professional, and he knew a downer assignment when it was presented to him; who the hell wanted to look at a dying world of wildlife next to romanticized etchings of fertile plains and forests, a hunter's paradise? On the other hand, perhaps with a little imagination, things could be turned around-say with an authentic Indian guide in all the pictures ... say with a zaftig female guide in various casual shots, bending this way and that.... say with "Red" Redwing, that stunner of a lawyer who had the office next to his own attorney, and for whom the photographer had a definite letch. "Say, Red," began the lensman one morning, poking his head into the lady-lawyer's office and using the nickname her coworkers used, derived naturally from her surname and not her shining dark hair. "How'd you like to pick up a couple of hundred bucks?" "If you're suggesting what I think, I suggest you go down to Doogies," was the ice-cold reply. "Hey, momma, you've got me wrong."

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"Not from the circumstantial hearsay that abounds around this office." "On my honor----" "Strike one." "No, honest, it's a legit assignment from the Geographic." "They show naked Africans but I don't recall seeing any naked white women, and I've had regular medical and dental checkups, so I'm familiar with the publication." "You're off-base, lady. I'm merely looking for a pictorial guide in an essay that zeros in on some pretty rough circumstances about reservations. A Harvard-trained lawyer who just happens to be a member of an Indian tribe could make the difference between attention being paid and flipping over the pages." "Oh?" So the shoot was done, and despite the fact that Red Redwing was an extremely promising young attorney, she was also extremely naYve in the world of professional photography. In her fervent desire to help her people, she acceded to the photographer's selection of clothes, refusing only to pose in a bikini while holding up a dwarfed river trout, and not thinking to get initialed approval of the photographs aimed for publication. There was one -other "only": she caught the lensman snapping pictures of her bending over the carcass of an electrocuted squirrel, a photograph that surely would show more of her generous breasts beneath the loose peasant's blouse than a proper attorney should permit, and threw a hefty punch into the man's mouth. What followed unnerved her to the point that she declared the session over. Lips bleeding, the photographer fell to his knees screaming. "It's over, babe, but please, please do that again!" The article appeared, and the subscription department of National Geographic was swamped with a burst of new activity. It also came under the scrutiny of one Daniel Springtree, a part- Navajo senior partner of Springtree, Basl and Karpas, a law firm to be reckoned with in San Francisco. He placed a call to Jennifer "Red" Redwing in Omaha and pleaded his case, a case based on his guilt at not having done enough for his father's side of the family.

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The firm's Rockwell jet was sent to Omaha to bring Redwing to San Francisco for an interview, and the moment Red saw that SpringfTee was seventy-four years old and still in love with his wife of fifty years, she knew it was time to leave Nebraska. The firm in Omaha was distraught but powerless; since the appearance of the National Geographic article, its client list had tripled. On this particular morning, junior partner Redwing of Springtree, Basl and Karpas, soon many believed to become Basl, Karpas and Redwing, had legal matters on her mind light-years away from tribal concerns. That was until her intercom buzzed and her secretary announced, "Your brother's on the line." "Charlie?" "That's who. He says it's urgent, and I believe him. He didn't even take the time to tell me that he knew I was beautiful by the sound of my voice." "Good Lord, I haven't heard from him in weeks---@' "Months, Miss Red. I like hi s calls. Level with me, boss. Is he as handsome as you are gorgeous? I mean, is it a fancily thing?" "Take an extra, half-hour for lunch and let me talk to my brother." Redwing touched the lighted button on the telephone line. "Charlie, darling, how are you? I haven't heard from you in ... in months." "I've been busy." "The clerking? How's it going?" "It's over. Finished." "Mat's good." "Actually, I've been spending some time in Washington." "That's even better," exclaimed the sister. "No, it's not. It's worse-the worst." "Why, Charlie? A good D.C. firm would be terrific for you.... I know I shouldn't tell you this, but you'll find out in a day or so. I had a call from an old friend on the Nebraska bar and you not only passed the exam, little Brother, you were in the highest percentile! How about that, you genius you?" "It doesn't matter, Sis, nothing matters anymore. When

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1 said it was over and finished, I meant me and all thoughts I ever had of a legal career. I'm destroyed." "What are you talking about? ... Oh, is it money?" "No." "A girl?" "No, a guy. A man." "Charlie, I never even suspected!" "Oh, for God's sake, not that." "I'lien what?" "We'd better have lunch, Sis." "In Washington?" "No, here. I'm downstairs in the lobby. I didn't want to come up-the less you have to do with me in public, the better it is for you.... I'll get to Hawaii first, then work on the ships and maybe reach American Samoa, where, with any, luck, they don't get much news- " "You stay right where you are, feather head! Big Sister's on her way down and I might just beat the crap out of you!"

A stunned Jennifer Red wing stared at her brother across the table; she was speechless, so Charlie struggled to break the silence. "Nice weather you have in San Francisco." "It's pouring, you idiot.... Charlie, why didn't you call nic before you got mixed up with this lunatic?" "I thought about it, Jenny, honest, but I know how busy you are, and in the beginning it seemed like one big joke and we were all having a lot of fun and the joker was spending money and no one was getting hurt-a little broiled now and then but not hurt-then all of a sudden it wasn't a joke any more and I was in Washington." "A litigant before the Supreme Court under false representation, that@ all!" interrupted the older sister. "It was only for show, Jenny, I didn't actually do anything ... except meet two of the justices-on a very informal basis." "You met with-2' "Very casually, Sis, they'd never remember me." "How and why not?" "Hawkins told me to hang around the lobby every once

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in a while in a tribal jacket and buckskins-I tell you, I felt like a goddamned fool-and one day the big black judge came out and shook my hand and said, 'I know where you're coming from, young man,' and a week later the Italian fellow met me in a hallway and put his arm around my shoulder and said kind of sadly, 'Those of us who came from across the sea were frequently treated no better than you.' "Oh my God ... !" mumbled Red Redwing. "It was very crowded, Sis," added the brother quickly. "Lots of tourists and lawyers-whole crowds." "Charlie, I'm an experienced attorney; I've argued before the Court, you know that! Why didn't you pick up a phone and call me?" "I guess part of the reason was that I knew you'd get all upset and ream me out, but the real reason was that I figured I could talk Mac the Clown out of the whole mess. I explained to him that it was a lost cause because of my situation, which would annihilate any conceivable leanings in the brief's favor, a prospect as improbable as my entering a rodeo. My idea was to immediately file a writ,of default based on subsequent discoveries, wiping the slate clean.... I learned this much while wandering those hallowed halls like Minnie Ha Ha's brain-damaged kid. They'll drop a cue quicker than Uncle Fagle Eyes can belt down a shot on the slightest pretext." "What did this Hawkins say to your suggestion?" `Iha - t's the problem, I never got a chance to spell it out in full. He wouldn't listen; he only shouted, and when he finally gave me my clothes back, the clothes you sent me the money for while clerking--2' "Your clothes?" "It's another story. Anyway, I was so grateful to get 'em and so pissed off, I just ran. Again, I figured I'd call him later, like in the morning and try to reason with him.,, "Did you?" "He was gone. Split. Johnny Calfhose-you remember Johnny ... T' "He still owes me bail money." "Well, Johnny was sort of Mac's special adjutant for security matters, and he told me that Hawkins left for Boston

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but made it clear that if there were any calls or mail from Washington, Johnny was to reach him immediately at a number in Weston, Massachusetts-that's outside of Boston." "I know where it is. I spent a few years in Cambridge, remember? So did you call him?" "I tried to. Four times, in fact, and each time all I got were minor variations of the same woman's hysterical scream along with incoherent accusations that I think somehow concerned the Pope or a Pope." "That's not unusual. Boston's predominantly Catholic, and in times of stress its communicants seek solace from their Church. Wasn't there anything else?" "No. After the last call, whenever I tried again, all I got was a busy signal, which I took to mean that crazy lady took the phone off the hook." "It also means that Hawkins is in Boston.... Do you have the number?" "I know it by heart." He recited it and sighed. "I'm sunk." "Not yet, Charlie," said Jennifer, glaring at her sibling. "I have a not-so-minor vested interest in your predicament. I am your sister and I am an attorney, and regardless of what the law states, there's a hell of a lot of guilt by association in this business. Also, you're a pretty nice kid and, God help me, I love you." She signaled a waiter, who came over immediately. "Bring me a phone, will you please, MarioT' "Certainly, Miss Redwing. I'll get the one from the next booth." "You won't see me again for years," her brother began. "Once I get to Honolulu or Fiji, I'll find work on the ships and-" "Oh, shut up, Charlie," Jennifer,said as Mario plugged in the telephone and handed it to her. She dialed, and seconds later spoke. "Peggy, it's me, and you can have two hours for lunch if you'll take care of a couple of things for me. First, find out the name and address of the person who has this phone; it's in Weston, Massachusetts." She recited the number as Charlie wrote it out on a napkin. 'Then book me on a late afternoon flight to Boston-yes,11 said

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Boston, and no, I won't be in tomorrow, and to anticipate your next question, I will not send my brother in to take my place, because you'd corrupt him.... Oh, and Peg, get me a hotel reservation. Try the Four Seasons, I think it's on Boylston Street-we had our Law Review party there." "Jenny, what are you doingT' cried Charlie Redwing as his sister hung up the phone. "I think it's pretty obvious. I'm flying to Boston and you're not going anywhere but to my apartment, where you will behave and stay by the telephone. Your only other option is for me to have you arrested for fraud and nonpayment of outstanding debts--or possibly I could call up a close friend and client to watch over you. Frankly, I think jail's preferable; my friend plays offensive guard for the Forty-niners." "I refuse to dignify terrorist threats, and I repeat: What the hell do you think you're doing?" "I'm going to find this lunatic Hawkins and stop him. Oh, not just for you, Charlie, and parenthetically for me, but for our people." "I know. We'd be the laughingstock of the reservations. I told Mac that." "Far worse, little Brother, far worse. Everything you've told me boils down to one in-educible catastrophe. Offutt Air Force Base, the global headquarters of the Strategic Air Command, which is smack-dab in the center of this lunatic general's grand design. No matter how insane it sounds and unquestionably is, do you think those goliaths in Washington will sit still for a minute at even the hint of any interference with SACT' "What can they do except laugh it out of court or pay no attention at all and fry me on the side for false representation? I mean, what can they do?" "Make new laws, Charlie, laws effectively destroying the tribe. They could start by condemning the land we do have and dispersing the inhabitants thereon. Hell, it's been done for highways --- even country roads and backwater bridges by politicians owing a few debts. What are they compared with SAC's limitless payrolls?" "Disperse ... T' Charlie asked softly. "Sending our people hither and yon to ratty houses and

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dinky apartments as far away from one another as possible," replied Jennifer, nodding. "What we---or diey-have now is no Garden of Eden, but it's theirs. Many of them ha - ve lived there all their lives and most of those lives span seventy and eighty years. `17hey're the human stories behind the cold government statistics that supposedly justify national interests." "Could Washington do that?" "At the blink of an eye on a campaign contribution; it's legend. Country roads and backwater bridges are only a spit in the taxpayers' ocean, but the government's largesse where SAC's concerned is Lake Superior." "Again, Sis, what can you really do in Boston?" "Break a retired general's ass, little Brother, and everyone else's around him." "How?" "I'll know better when I find them, but I suspect it'll be something as outrageous as the lunacy in their own ballpark.... Say a conspiracy mounted by the enemies of democracy to bring the honorable giant to its knees and destroy our beloved America's first-strike capabilities worldwide. T ' hen tie in legal terrorism with racist undercurrents by trumped-up depositions tracing the cabal to fanatical Arabs and resentful Israelis in concert with the hard-liners in Beijing along with the Reverends Moon, Farrakhan, and Falwell, joined by the Hare Krishnas, Fidel Castro, the peaceniks on Sesame Street-and God knows what else. This planet abounds with rotten fish and perceived rotten fish that provoke instantaneous and passionate reactions. We'll guarantee in pretrial examinations to throw the whole spectrum at them." "Pretrial ... ?" "You heard me." "Tbis is all positively nuts, Jenny!" "I know that, Charlie, but so are they. Anyone can sue anybody in a free society, that's both the insanity and the glory. It's not the litigation that's important, it's the threat of public exposure.... Good Lord, I can't wait to get to Boston!"

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Desi the First knocked sharply on the hotel door for the third time, shrugging as he did so at his comrade-in-arms, Desi the Second, who shrugged back in reply. "Maybe our loco man, the great heneral, has taken a poof-powder, no?" "Wa' for?" "He owes us dinero, yes?" "I don' think he'd do dat-I don' wanna think he'd do it." "Neither do I, man, but he tol' us to come back in an hour, no?" "Maybe he dead. Maybe that even more loco gringo who yells all the time put him and the liddle old man away.,, "Then maybe we break the door down." "And make so much noise the gringo police come after us and we eat the lousy gringo food again for a long time? You make good plans, amigo, but chu got no mechanical abilities, y'know wad I mean to say?" "What mecdnico?" ,Hey, man, we promise each odder, we speak h'English, no?" replied Desi-Two, removing a small, many-bladed contraption from his pocket, a penknife-type instrument

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that defied description. "So better we can Wassimilate,' waddever that means." The jump-starter of Chevrolet automobiles approached the door, briefly glancing up and down the deserted corridor. "We don't gotta break down no door. Dese liddle pIdstico locks no problem---dey got a liddle white pldstico release." "How chu know so much about hotel doors, man?" "I work lotsa times as a waiter in Miami, man. The gringos call for room service and.by d' time you got the tray there, they too drunk to find d' door an' if you bring the tray back, you get yelled at in the kitchen. Ees better to know how to open doors, no?" "Ees good school you go to." "Before that I worked in d' parking lots. Madre Maria, they are universidades!" Desi the Second, ebullient, twisted a white plastic blade in the vertical lock space and slowly opened the door. "Sefior! " he exclaimed at the figure inside. "You h'okay, man?" Sam Devereaux sat trancelike behind the desk, his glazed eyes fixed on the pages in front of him. "Nice to see you again," he said quietly, the words in no way connected to his concentration. "We almos' knock the door down, man!" cried Desi the First. "What's wrong wid chu?" "Please don't knock me down again," came the all but monotonic reply. "I possess the weight of the legal world on my person-I don't need you." "Hey, come on, gringo," continued D-One, approaching the desk. "What we done was-nudding like personal, man. We jus' follow orders from the grande heneral, y'know?" "The grande general has hemorrhoids in his mouth." "That h'ain't nice to say," D-Two rebutted, joining his companion as he closed the door and put his indescribable break-and-entry tool back into his pocket. "Where's the heneral and the liddle fella?" "What ... who? Oh, they went to dinner. Why don't you join them?" ... Cause he tol' us to be back here in one hour and we are good soldados!" "Oh ... yes, well, I can't comment on that because my office was not the instrument of instruction."

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"Wad chu saying?" asked D-One, squinting, looking at the attorney as one might a deformed paramecium under a microscope. "What? .. . Hey, look, guys, I'm kind of involved here, and you're right, I don't take anything that's happened personally. Believe me, I've been where you're at." "Wad does dat mean?" D-One said. "Well, Mac's a pretty strong person; he can be very convincing." "Wad's a 'mac'? A piece of meat can talk?" "No, that's his name. MacKenzie-I call him Mac, for short." "He not short, man," said Desi-Two. "He one big gringo.,, "I'hat's part of it, I guess." Sam blinked several times and leaned back in the swivel chair, arching his neck as if to briefly relieve the pressure he felt. "Big, tough, rough, and all-powerful-and he makes men like you and me march to his cymbals when we should know better... You two, you're street smart, and me, I'm law smart, and still he beats us down." "He don' beat nobody!" said D-One emphatically. "I didn't mean literally---2' "I don' give a sbit how you mean it, man, he makes me and my amigo here feel better, so wadda you say about thatT' "I can't think of a thing." "We talked while we ate the rotten tacos made by some blond- haired gringo down the street," added D-T\vo, "and we both say the same thing,. The loco man's h'okay!" "Yes, I know," said Devereaux wearily, focusing his eyes back on the pages in front of him. "You really like him, that's fine." "Where does he come from, man?" asked Desi the First. "Come from? ... How the hell do I know? The army, where else?" Pesis One and Two exchanged glances. The former spoke, addressing his companion. "Like we saw in the window with the pretty pictures, right, man?" "Get the name spelled out good," said D-Two.

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"Wokay." Desi the First turned back to the preoccupied attorney. "You, Seflor Sam, do like my fren' says." "Do what?" "Write out the grande heneral's name." ,"at for?" ... Cause if you don', man, your fingers h'ain't gonna work so good." "Delighted to oblige," said Devereaux quickly, picking up a pencil and tearing off a page from his legal pad. "There you are," he added, writing down Hawkins's name and rank. "I'm afraid I don't have an address or a telephone number, but later on you might check the penal institutions." "You talkin' dirty about the grande heneral?" asked Desi the Second suspiciously. "Why you don' like him? Why you run h'away and yell at him and try to fight him, huhT' "Because I was a bad person, a terrible person," cried Sam plaintively, his hands outstretched in supplication. "He was so good to me-you saw how nice he talks to me-and I was so selfish! I'll never forgive myself, but I've seen the error of my ways and I'm trying to make it up to him by doing this work he wants me to do-- needs me to do.... I'm going to church tomorrow morning to ask God to forgive me for being so awful to a great man." "Hey, Sefior Sam," said Desi-T\vo, God's forgiveness in his voice, "nobody's all a time perfect, you know? Jesus, He unnerstand dat, right?" "You can bet your beads on it," replied Devereaux under his breath. "There's a nun I know who's got to stretch even His compassion." "Wad chu say, man?" "I said the well-known compassion of nuns beads in on what you say-that's an American expression meaning you're right." "Dat's cool," interrupted Desi the First, "but me and Desi-T\vo got some heavy t'inkin' to do, so we gonna vamos an' accept the word of a religious man that the grande heneral is h'okay like we say." "I'm afraid I don't understand." "The grande heneral owes us dinerv--2'

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"Money, you mean?" I'Dat's wad I mean, gringo, an' we wanna trust him, but we gotta be positivo, you know? SG you tell the grande heneral dat we'll be back here tomorrow for our dinero, Wokay?" "Okay, but why don't you wait for him--outside, of course?" ... Cause, like I say, we gotta t'ink and talk ... an' also we gotta know we can trust him." "To be perfectly frank, I don't understand you." "YOU don' have to. Jus' tell him what I say, Wokay?" "Sure. "Come on, amigo," said Desi-One, extending his left wrist beyond his sleeve, revealing the three wristwatches. I tell ya, ya can' trust nobody no more! Dis lousy Rolex is a phony!" 7 With these cryptic words, Desi the First and Desi the Second left the suite, both waving cordially to Sam as they closed the door. Devereaux shook his head, sipped his brandy, and returned to the sheaves of papers on the desk.

Dawn broke over the eastern skyline of Boston, Massachusetts, to the extreme annoyance of Jennifer Redwing, who had forgotten to pull the window drapes. The harsh rays of the early sun penetrated her eyelids and woke,her up.... Forgotten, hell, she had, been too damned tired to think of them when she staggered in from the airport at two in the morning. Four hours of sleep was not enough even. with her energy, but circumstances precluded staying in bed. She got up, partially closed the drapes, turned on the bedside lamp and scanned the room-service menu, finding what she hoped she would find: twenty-four-hour availability. She picked up the phone, ordered a Continental breakfast and thought about the day ahead. Everything came down to short-circuiting a son-of-abitch former general, MacKenzie Hawkins, and whoever the scum were behind him. And she would short-circuit them, blast them into the electrified legal grids, no matter what it took, no matter the avenues of legal deceit she had always abhorred. Today was different. Although forever

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grateful to her tribe and her people-that gratitude acknowledged by her overseeing their investments and contributing a third of her income to their accounts-she was furious that outsiders would attempt to take advantage of the tribe's admittedly checkered history and ndvet6 solely for profit. Her little brother, Charlie, was right, although he misinterpreted her anger. She wouldn't merely "ream" him out, she was going to ream all of them out-right out of their unconscionably corrupt ballpark! Breakfast arrived, and with it a degree of calm. She had to concentrate. All she had was a telephone number and an address in Weston. It wasn't much, but it was a beginning. Why didn't the hours pass faster? Damn, she wanted to get started!

It was five-thirty in the morning and Sam Devereaux, his eyes close to bleeding, had finished the Wopotami brief and made thirty-seven pages of notes on his legal pad. Oh, God, he had to rest, if only to find some sense of perspective, if there was any in the whole insane mess! His head was bursting with hundreds of relevant and irrelevant facts, definitions, conclusions, and contradictions. Only a period of calm would restore his oft-praised faculties of reason and analysis, which at the moment were so diminished he doubted he could handle kindergarten recess, much less talk Sanford somebody-or-other out of beating him up when they were both six years old during one. of those periods on the playground. He wondered whatever happened to that outsized bully; he undoubtedly ended up a general in the army, or a terrorist. Not unlike "Madman" Mac Hawkins, who was currently asleep in the hotel suite's guest bedroom, and who was responsible for bringing two-hundred-odd pages of unmitigated disaster to the attention of Aaron Pinkus and Samuel Lansing Devereaux, who now conceded that he would never wear the judicial robes--except perhaps as a last wish before being shot in the cellars of the Pentagon by the combined orders of the President, the Department of Defense, the CIA, the DIA, and the Daughters of the American Revolution. And Aaron-poor Aaron! He not only had to face

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Shirley-with-the-freeze-dried-bouffant over a little matter of a missed art show, but he, too, had read Mac's brief, in itself a veritable invitation to oblivion. Christ Almighty, the Strategic Air Command! If the goons on the Court gave even partial credence to the appeal-and it was an appeal to conscience as well as legality-whole segments, if not all of SAC, would be the property of some minuscule, indigent Indian tribe with the half-assed. name of Wopotami! The law was specific: All subsequent structures and materials found on usurped or stolen real estate belonged to the injured party or parties. Holy shit! Rest-maybe even sleep, if he could manage it. Aaron had been right when he and Mac had returned around midnight and Sam had bombarded Hawkins with what he had to admit were relatively hysterical questions and accusations. "Finish it, my boy, then get some sleep and we'll talk tomorrow. Nothing's accomplished when the strings are too taut to find the proper notes; and to be perfectly honest with you, gentlemen, I face a discordant coda for the evening when I see my darling Shirley.... Why, oh why, Sam, did you ever mention that infernal art show to me?" "I figured you'd be mad at me when you found out I didn't,go to it with one of our richest clients because his wife keeps trying to feel me up. Also, I didn't tell Shirley.,, "I know, I know," Aaron had said in defeat. .,"Would you believe I told her because I thought it was amusing, and pointed up an honorable aspect of your character? A minimum of five hundred attorneys I know would be in intimate contact with the lady at the slightest provocation." "Sam's better than that, Commander Pinkus," MacKenzie Hawkins had insisted. "The lad's got principles, although they're not always so apparent." "General, may I suggest once again that you remove yourself from Samuel's presence for the reasons we discussed at dinner? You'll find the guest bedroom most accommodating," "Has it got television? I like to find those war movies, that's what it's all about, you know."

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"You don't even have to get out of bed. Just aim the remote and shoot from a comfortable foxhole." Jesus, he was exhausted! thought Devereaux, as he got out of the chair and ambled his way into the master bedroom, only vaguely aware that Aaron had had the courtesy to turn on the bedside lamp. He closed the door-firmlyand concentrated on his shoes-which should he take off first, and how? The conundrum was solved when he reached the bed and fell down on it, his shoes intact, his eyes closed. Sleep was immediate. Then, from distant halls of complete vacuum, a jarring, incessant alarm reached him, growing in volume until his personal galaxy was shocked into successive explosions. He reached for the telephone, noting that the crystal bedside clock read eight-forty. "Yes?" he mumbled. "This is Scratch Your Assets, you lucky, lucky person you!" shrieked the voice over the line. "This morning we're calling hotels picked at random from our revolving bowl by a member of our great audience, and then a room number from the second bowl picked by the most recent grandmother from our great, great audience, and you're it, you lucky person! All you have to do is tell me what tall, bearded President gave the Gettysburg Address and you win a Watashitti clothes dryer from the Mitashovitzu Company, who just happens to own this great station! What's your answer, you terrific person?" "Fuck off," replied Sam, blinking at the sunlight that streaked through the windows. "Cut the tape! Somebody get the juggling dwarfs and go out to the audience--2' Devereaux replaced the phone and groaned; he had to get up and read his notes, and the prospect was not appealing. Nothing at all was appealing in his foreseeable future, which was filled with black holes that would swallow him up and endlessly deep crevices through which he would fall, spinning in agony for an eternity. Goddamn Hawkins! Why did the maniac military son of a bitch have to come back in his life? ... Where was Hawkins? It was not like the drill-happy war-horse to greet the morning with less than a full- throated battle cry. Maybe he had died in his sleep-no, some things were too good to be hoped for re- 148 ROBERT LUDLUM

alistically. Mac would go onforever, terrifying succeeding generations of peaceful innocents. Still, silence and MacKenzie Hawkins were a dangerous combination; nothing good ever came from a quiet predator. Sam rose from the bed, surprised but hardly astonished that his shoes were still on his feet, and walked unsteadily to the door. Cautiously he opened it, only to see Von Maniac seated behind Aaron's desk in a bathrobe, looking for all the world like a kindly old grandfather, peering through metalframed glasses at that ill-begotten, nefarious brief. "Your morning reading material, Mac?" asked Devereaux sarcastically, walking into the suite's sitting room. "Well, hello there, Sam," said the Hawk warmly, removing his glasses as though he were a retired elderly academic of gentle disposition. "Have a good sleep? I didn't hear you get up." "Don't give me that little old winemaker routine, you conniving python. Outside of the telephone, you probably heard every breath I took, and if there were trees in here and it was dark, I'd have a garrote around my throat." "Now, son, you really do misjudge me, and let me tell you it pains me sorely." "Only a megalomaniac, could make such an appeal referring to himself three times in one sentence." "We all change, boy." "The leopard has spots when he's born and he has spots when he dies. You are a leopard." "I guess it's better than a python, eh? ... There's juice and coffee- over on the table, also a couple of Danish. Have some; it keeps the morning blood sugar up-damned important, you know." "Are you into geriatric medicine now?" asked Devereaux, going to the room-service table and pouring himself black coffee. "Selling tonic to natives?" "I'm not getting any younger, Sam," answered Hawkins, a note of sadness in his voice. "I was just thinking about that in a roundabout way, and you know what I decided? I decided that you were going to live forever, an eternal threat to the planet." "That's an impressive evaluation, son. There are good

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threats and bad threats, and I thank you for the status you afford me." "Christ, you're impossible!" mumbled Devereaux, carrying his coffee to the chair in front of the desk and sitting down. "Mac, where did you get all that stuff?. How did you get it? Who put it together?" "Oh, didn't I mention that?" "If you did, my state of shock precluded my hearing it.... Let's start with the sealed archive materials. How?" "Well, Sam, you've got to understand the psychological manifestations of those of us who toil in the vineyards of our government, both civilian and military. Try to comprehend the paradox in which we generally find ourselves after long years of service-2' "Cut the preamble horseshit, Mac," Devereaux broke in harshly. "Spell it out." "We're screwed." "That spells it out." "We make half, if that, of what we could make in the private sector, most of us believing that we're making something else as important as@ financial gain. It's called .contribution,' Sam, real, honest-to-God contributions to a system we believe in-2' "Stop it, Mac. I've heard all of this before. You also have damn good pensions and retirement perks, like buying at PXs at half price, and generous insurance, and it's damned hard to fire you if you're no good at your jobs." "That's a particularly narrow point of view, Sam, and applicable to the few, not the overwhelming many." "All right," said Devereaux, sipping his coffee and looking hard at the Hawk. "I'll concede that. I just got up from three hours' sleep, I feel rotten, and you're an easy target. Now,.how did you get the archival stuff?" "Remember 'Brokey' Brokemichael, not Ethelred but Heseltine, the one you hung that bum drug rap on?" "If I live to be four hundred and ten, I'll carry those preposterous names to my grave.... If you remember, they, or he started me on my road to hell with General Lucifer by having me walk out of the data banks with a couple of thousand top-secret files." "Yeah, well, there's sort of a connection in a way. You

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see, when the army wouldn't give Brokey his third starbecause of you, young fella, and the confusion over the names-he mounted his high horse and said 'I quit!' . .. Well, even the army has a conscience, as well as connections. You can't cut loose a goddamned military legend and just let him fade away like that rich fruitcake MacArthur opined to Congress. I mean, Brokey didn't sell his expertise to a foreign government like Manila and have a bundle in reserve. So the boys over at Defense scouted around for a job for old Brokey, something not too tough in the brain-scan department, but the kind of title that warrants a fair sum, so Brokey could augment his retirement pay, both of which he so richly deserves." "Don't tell me," interrupted Sam. "The Bureau of Indian Affairs. The big office." "I always said you were the brightest lieutenant I ever met, boy." "I was a major!" "Temporary, and reduced in rank by Heseltine's friends. Didn't you read your discharger' "Only my name and the date of separation.... So we have d6jA vu; you and the insidious Brokernichael are really back in my life.... Obviously, Brokey-honor-bound by comrades bonded in battle-saw fit to let some air into a few musty archive depositories and rummage through a number of sealed files." "Oh, nothing so random as that, Sam," protested the Hawk. "A lot of research went into this investigation before that action was deemed necessary. Of course, the fact that Brokey was where he was had a kind of stimulating effect at the beginning, and I can't deny that having access to all that centralized Indian history wasn't a help, but months of research were required to uncover some mighty peculiar shenanigans that called for aggressive decisions." "Decisions like illegally breaking into the sealed archives without judicial appeals or warrants, which are available to any legitimate party with probable cause?" "Now, son, certain operations are best carried out away from the floodlights, if you know what I mean." "Such as holding up a bank or breaking out of prison."

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"That's harsh, Sam. Those are criminal activities; this is rectifying a great crime." "Who put it all together?" "What do you mean?" "Who wrote it? The structure, the verbiage, the arguments and appraisals ... the concrete refutations of the status quo?"

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"Hell, there are all kinds of forms to follow in the law books, and fancy language that complicates simple meanings to the point where you can go nuts trying to follow the nonsense, but it reads very 6fficial-like." "You did this?" "Sure.- I just worked backward, from the simple to'the obscure, with a little heartfelt indignation thrown in." "Jesus Christ!" "You're spilling your coffee, Sam." "It's a casebook brief!" "Well, I don't know about that, but thanks, son. I just took it one sentence at a time, cross-checking with all those law-school textbooks. Hell, anybody could do it if they've got twenty-one free months to write it in and their brains don't blow out with all that murnbo-jumbo horseshit. You know, soinetimes it took me a whole week just to get down half a page so it sounded right.... Now you went and spilled the rest of your coffee, boy." - "I may also throw up," said Devereaux with a quiver in his voice as he rose from the chair, his trousers stained throughout the pelvic area. "I am vapor, I don't exist. I am merely an aspect of some undiscovered dimension where eyes and ears float indiscriminately in spirals, seeing and hearing but with no knowledge of form or matterreality itself an abstraction." "Sounds'fine, Sam. Now if you'll throw in 'whereas' a couple of times, and a few 'parties of the first and second parts,' you could take it into court.... You all right, boy?" "No, I am not all right," replied Devereaux in what could only be described as words spoken in a soft ethereal cadence. "However, I must heal myself and find my karma

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so as to struggle through another day and find the shadows in the light." "The shadows where ... ? You got funny cigarettes stashed away in that bedroom?" "Speak not of things beyond your understanding, Sir Neanderthal. I am a wounded eagle soaring up into the sky for my final release from earth." "Hey, Sam, that's good. I mean it's real Indian talk!" "Oh, shit." "Now you broke the spell, son. The tribal elders don't countenance that kind of language." "Well, hear this, you Anglo-Saxon savage!" yelled Sam suddenly, close to losing control but abruptly pulling back to the vocal strains of his previous search for karma. "I remember Aaron's words precisely: 'We'll talk tomorrow,' that's what he said, and 'tomorrow' in itself does not define a specific time. Therefore, as party of the second part whose opinions were solicited, I prefer to construe 'tomorrow' as having a wide. latitude of hours, since the word fundamentally implies 'toward morning' but without prior restrictions regarding the rest of the day until darkness de- ti

scends. "Sam, can I get you an ice bag, an aspirin-may I be a drink of that fine brandy?" "No, you may not, you diseased plaguer-of-the-planet. You will listen to my determination." "Termination ... ? That's my lingo, boy!" "Be quiet," continued Devereaux, walking to the hotel door and turning, the unfortunate coffee stain on his lightcolored trousers having spread maliciously. "I hereby determine that the hour of our conference will take place post meridiem, the specific time to be mutually agreed upon with later communication by telephone." "Where are you going, son?" "To where I can find solitude in isolation and collect my thoughts. I have a great deal to think about, Mr. Monster. I'm going home to my lair, shower in steam for an hour or so, and then sit in my favorite chair and ponder. Au revoir, mon ennemi du coeur for so it must be." "What?" "See -you later, General Asshole." Devereaux went out

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into the hotel corridor, closed the door, and walked to the nearby bank of elevators on the right. Having used his limited French on the Hawk, his thoughts briefly returned to Anouilh, and the conclusion the playwright reached when he wrote that there were times when there was nothing left but to scream. This was one of those times, but Sam refused to give in to the temptation. He pressed the descending button, his entire being on hold. The elevator door opened and Devereaux walked inside, nodding briefly, unconsciously, at the only other passenger, a woman. And then he looked at her. Suddenly lightning flashed before his eyes and thunder crashed into his ears, as life and blood instantly returned to the walking corpse he had been only seconds before. She was glorious! A bronzed Aphrodite with glowing dark hair and incandescent eyes of a light, bewildering color, with a face and body sculpted by Bernini! She responded to his stare with a modest glance until her gaze obviously strayed to the large wet circle of cloth that saturated the crotch of his trousers. Oblivious to anything but her beauty, yet conscious of the weakness in his knees, Devereaux spoke. "Will you marry me?" Sam said.

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"You take one step toward me and you won't see for a month!" With the speed of a vice-squad decoy, the striking, bronze-skinned woman ripped open her purse and whipped out a small metal cylinder. Arm outstretched, she held it in front of her, the can of Mace upright and aimed at Devereaux's face barely three feet away. "Hold it!" cried Sam, his hands above his head in abject surrender. "I'm sorry-please-I apologize! I don't know what made me say that ... it was an involuntary slip, a result of stress and exhaustion-a mental accident." "It seems you've had a physical one as well," said the woman, her tone ice-cold as her eyes dropped briefly down to Devereaux's trousers. "What?" Sam saw exactly what she meant. "Oh, my God, the coffee-it was coffee ... is coffee! You see, I've been working all night and there's this crazy client-you probably won't believe this, but I'm an attorney-and he drives me up the wall, and I was having coffee when I just couldn't stand it any longer, him any longer, and I spilled the coffee. I just wanted to get out of there-see, I was in such a hurry I forgot my jacket!" Devereaux suddenly stopped, remembering that he didn't have his jacket;

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some bearded Greek had it. "Actually ... never mind, it's all too grotesque." "That thought occurred to me," said the woman, studying Sam, and, satisfied, putting the cylinder of Mace back in her purse. "If you're really an attorney, I suggest you get some help before the court insists on it." "I'm considered a rather superior attorney," offered Devereaux defensively, drawing himself up to his full height, the image somewhat vitiated by roaming hands trying to cover his soiled trousers. "I really am." "Where? In American Samoa?" "I beg your pardonT' "Forget it. You remind me of someone." "Well," began Sam, a touch relaxed and genuinely embarrassed. "I'm sure he was never the idiot I look like." "I wouldn't cover that bet with a great deal of money." The descending elevator slowed to a stop. "I wouldn't cover it with a dime," the woman added quietly as the door opened. "I am sorry," repeated Devereaux as they walked out into the hotel lobby. "It's okay. To tell you the truth, it was a real mallet. I've never been hit with that one before." "Then the men of Boston have lost their eyesight," said Sam brightly, but innocently, no leer in his statement. "You do remind me of him." "I hope the resemblance isn't too unpleasant." "At the moment, mezzo-metz.... If you're going into an early conference, change your trousers." "Oh, no. This stressed-out legal beagle is taking a taxi home to get unwound before the next dog race." "I'm getting a taxi, too." "At least let me tip the doorman, my apology thus backed up with a couple of bucks."- "Very lawyerlike. Maybe you are good." "Not bad. I wish you needed legal advice." "Sony, Clarence Darrow, it's in oversupply." Out on the pavement and the doorman attended to, Devereaux held the door of the taxi as she climbed inside. "In light of my asinine behavior, I don't suppose you'd care to meet me again."

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"It's not your behavior, Counselor," answered the siren of his morning dreams as she once again opened her purse, this time removing a piece of paper-to Sam's relief, "but I'm only here for a day or two and my court calendar is jammed." "Sorry about that," said Devereaux, perplexed. And then his lady of the morning sunlight turned to the driver and gave him the address of her destination. "Christ Almighty!" whispered Sam in shock as he involuntarily closed the door. Conference ... Clarence Darrow ... Counselor--court calendar! The address the bitch gave was his own house!

Sitting anxiously forward in his chair in the Oval Office, the President of the United States was annoyed, really annoyed, as he gripped the telephone in his hand. "Now, come on, Reebock, give a little, you ca-ca-faced son of a doggie girl! The Court has to take some responsibility if there's even an outside possibility that we all get our tailgates blown away by those aggressor islands in the Caribbean, to say nothing of the superpowers in Central America!" "Mr. President," intoned the Chief Justice of the Supreme Court, his somber vocal presence marred by a nasal twang. "Our system of the rule of law in an open society requires expeditious adjudication of legal redress, the relief from injury swift and adequately compensatory. Therefore the Wopotarni hearings must be made public. To coin a phrase, 'Justice delayed is justice denied.' " "I've heard that before, Reebock, you didn't make it up.,, "Really? No doubt I was the inspiration. I'm known for that sort of thing, I'm told." "Yes, well, along those lines, Mr Chief Justice--2' "Inspiring people, you mean?" interrupted the leader of the Supreme Court. "Do tell." "No, regarding things you're known for," corrected the President. "I've just had a call from Vincent Mangee .. Mangaa-that fellow over at the CIA."

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"In my early days as a young prosecutor, Mr. President, he was known as Vinnie the Bam-Bam." "No kidding?" "One does not kid about such sobriquets, sir." "I guess not. Gosh, it sounds like it could sort of deflate his degree from Oxford." "From where?" "It's not important, Reebock, but it's a real coincidence that you should mention your early days as a prosecutor--2' "A very young prosecutor, Mr. President," broke in the Chief Justice apprehensively. "Yes, Vincent understands that. He even said there's probably no relevance now-today, so many years laterbut still we've all got to cover our backsides, because this Wopotami thing is going to set off a national debate, I mean a real zing doozer!" "I'm afraid that's your problem, Mr. President, or should I say the combined responsibilities of the Executive and the Legislative branches." The Chief Justice paused, then added, stifling a giggle. "It's in your lap, baby-tee hee." "Reebock, I heard that!" "Terribly sorry, sir, an insect in my nose.... I'm merely trying to explain that we are not an activist Court. We do not make,the laws, we uphold them in the grand tradition of strict constructionists. And as you know, several members of the Court feel strongly that the Wopotami case may be built on a firm foundation of constitutional law, although they certainly haven't rendered any final decisions, and they better not. However, to keep the hearings closed would be construed as interpreting that great document like those dirty liberals do, not reflecting its true intent." "Golly, I know that," said the President, drawing out his words plaintively, "and that's what's got Vincent upset. All your individual opinions will be studied by scholars, and newspaper editors and columnists and, well, dam it to doodoo-ville, everybody! And you could be in trouble, Reebock." - "Me? ... I don't support the goddamn thing! My correctthinking colleagues and I will argue until we bury those

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sanctimonious idiots who keep throwing that garbage of 'collective conscience' at us. We'll run them out of the Court before we give in, and they know it. Good Christ, you think I'd give those arrow- happy aborigines a nickel's worth of muleshit? They're no better than the Negroes!" "I"hat's what Vincent figured-" "Figured what?" "It seems that when you were a young assistant prosecutor there was a definite pattern in your indictments and the cases you tried-" "With a record of convictions that was the envy of the office!" "Almost exclusively black and Hispanic," completed the President. "Hell, yes, and I got those mothers! They were the ones committing all the crimes, you know." "All of them?" "Let's put it this way, . . . the ones I wanted to go after for the good of the country. With felonies on their records, they couldn't vote!" "Vincent figured that, too." "What are you driving at, Mr. President?" "Frankly, Vincent's trying to protect you, protect your place in history." "What? " "Although you're the strictest of the strict constructionists, you're against the Wopotainis, yet I'm told you even refuse to read the brief. Is that because they're 'no better than the Negroes'? Do you really want to go down in the books as the racist Chief Justice who's going to vote against the purported evidence because of the color of the plaintiff's skin in a landmark decision?" "Who could think that?" asked the flustered champion of constitutional law. "My interrogations will be filled with compassion ultimately overridden by the practical realities, which I'm firmly convinced will be the Court's finding by at least three votes. The country will understand. The hearings must be open." "Would that mule ca-ca stand up against the published record of your excessive convictions of darker-skinned minorities as an assistant prosecutor--especially if that rec- THE ROAD TO OMAHA 159

ord revealed that you frequently chose the public defenders, most of whom had rarely tried a case?" "Oh, my God ... ! Those records could surface?" "Not if you give Vincent time to expunge them. National security concerns, of course." "He could do that?" "He says he can manage it." "The time? ... I don't know what my colleagues would say if I delay the public hearings. I can't appear to be recalcitrant, it might look ... heaven forbid ... suspicious." "Vincent understands that, too. He knows that there are several members of the Court who can't stand your 'apricots'-I believe it's a pejorative term, Reebock." "Christ, I'm being compromised for doing the right thing!" "For the wrong reasons, Mr. Chief Justice. Vincent counted on it. What shall I tell him?" "How long does he think it would take to ... shall we say, remove the misunderstood materials that could lead to erroneous conclusions?" "To do a thorough job, he says a year-" "The Court would revolt!" "He'll settle for a week." "It's yours." "He'll manage it."

Mangecavallo leaned back in his chair and relit his Monte Cristo cigar, a temporarily satisfied man. He had seen the light when everyone else, including Hymie the Hurricane, saw only the dark clouds of confusion. So the gumballs on the Supreme Court who were maybe leaning toward the vicious Wopotami savages were whistle-clean, there had to be another way to buy some time to catch this Thunder Head phony and either blow him full of holes or mess his head up so bad he'd be happy to call the whole thing off, labeling it for what it was: a very major scam. The suspicious five or six frutti got them nowhere, so why not look in the other direction, say with the big banana himself ? That,fasciNta couldn't possibly vote for the Wopotamis; it just wasn't in his heart. And since it wasn't, what kind of

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rotten heart was in his bigoted chest that made him immediately turn off his big brain? Maybe someone should in-quire. Now they had an extra week, which was about all they could hope for, what with the big banana's popularity rating among his colleagues at zip-minus. And a week should be enough, since Little Joey the Shroud had cornered the Section-Eight General Lasagna with the Wopotami feathers hanging down to his ass in Boston, where, as everyone knew, accidents happened with alarming frequency. Maybe not in the New York-L.A.-Miami league, but it wasn't small-time, either. Mangecavallo blew three perfect smoke rings and looked at his diamond-rimmed watch. The Shroud had two minutes left in the prescribed morning's timespan to call; the unseen telephone buzzed in the lower right-hand section of the director's desk. He reached down, opened the drawer, and picked it up. "Yes?" "It's Little Joey, Vin." "You always gotta wait until the last second,to call? I told you, I got a high-level conference at ten o'clock - and you.,make me nervous. Suppose this phone rang when the guys in suits were here in the officeT' "So you tell 'ern it's a wrong number." "Pazzo-head, they don't see the phone!" "You hire blind spies, Vinnie?" "Basta. What've you got? Quick!" "Hoo-hay, a bundle, Bam-Bam-2' "I told you--2' "Sorry, Vincenzo.... Anyway, quick, I gotta room at this fancy hotel like I mentioned before." "No long stories, Joey. I know you got a room last night down the hall from the yarmulke, so?" "So much activity, Vin! The big General Indian Chief is here with the yarmulke, only they left for a couple of hours last night. Then the chief's soldiers came back and they left after talkin' to somebody else inside before the chief and the yarmulke came back. Then the old Jewish guy left, leavin' the chief with whoever it was inside, but before that there was a lot of yellin'-l mean real stridore- and then the yarmulke left and everything was silenzio."

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"You're tellin' me, Little Joey, that the nest of this terrible cospirazione is right down the hall from you, right?" "Right, Bam-Bam! ... Sorry, Vin, it comes natural, you know what I mean, from the old days?" "Basta. What else, although I think we got all we need? Can you find out who the crumb was inside-maybe just a broad, huh?" "Hoo-hay, Vinnie, it was no broad and I saw him. He's a mental case, a real vegetate." "What are you talkin'T' "Like always, I keep the door open an inch, maybe an inch and a half, maybe two inches-" "Joey! 11 "Okay, okay. I see the gumbar come out and he goes to the elevators, right?" "That makes him a mental case ... T' "No, Vin, his pants do." "Huh?" "He's pissed all over 'em! Big wet circles down to his knees--on both sides. I mean, he's walkin' out in public with his pants filled with pee! If that don't make him a mental case, you tell me what does, huh, Bam-BamT' "He's all shook up, that's what he is," concluded the astute director of the Central Intelligence Agency. "Around this place they call it 'operational bum-out,' or sometimes 'deep-cover bends,' depending on the mission." Mangecavallo's console hummed; it was his secretary's line. "I only got a couple of seconds, Little Joey. Try to find out who this creep with the pissed-up trousers is, okayT' "I know, Vinnie! I went to the front desk and made like a friend of a priest who was lookin' for him on account of some personal tragedy and described him, although I didn't make a big thing about the pants.... I thought maybe I should get a religious collar, you know what I mean, but I figured it would take too long--2' "Joey!" roared Mangecavallo. "Stop already! Who is he?" "His name is Devereaux, and I'd better spell it out for you. He's a sharp attorney in the big yarmulke's firm." "He's a ferocious un-American traitor, that's what he

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is," pronounced the DCI, writing out the name as the Shroud spelled it. The director's visible phone rang again; his visitors were impatient. "Stay put with your eyes open, Little Joey. I'll be in touch." Mangecavallo hung up and placed his private telephone back into the drawer. He then buzzed his secretary twice, the signal to admit subordinates. As he did so, he picked up a pencil and wrote out in block letters another name below that of Devereaux. BROOKLYN! Enough was enough; it was time for solid professionals.

Colonel Bradley "Hoot" Gibson, pilot of the still-airborne EC-135, the "Looking Glass" for the Strategic Air Command's global operations, shouted into his radio. "Have you idiots gone to lunch on the last quasar beyond Jupiter? We've been up here for fifty-two hours, refueled three times, and apologized in six languages, two of which weren't even in the fucking computers! Now, what the hell's going on?" "We read you loud and clear, Colonel," came the reply from Offutt's control tower, using its UTF radio band, otherwise known as Ultra Tropopausic Frequency, which, unfortunately, had a tendency to pick up cartoons from Mongolian television but otherwise had a clear range throughout the Pacific. "We've handled the complaints on this end very effectively. It's a pretty good bet you won't be missiled down, how about that?" "You get our maximum leader on the horn or I'm heading off your screens to Pago Pago and sending for my wife and kids! I've had it-we've had it!" I "Easy, Colonel, there are five other aircraft in roughly your same predicament. Think about them." "I'll tell you what I think about them. I think we'll rendezvous, head to the Australian Outback, auction off these electronic tubes of spaghetti to the highest bidders, and have enough cash to start our own country! ... Now get that clown of a commander on the phone!" "I've been on it, Colonel Gibson," said a distinctly different voice over the radio. "I've got a patch here to all airborne equipment."

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"Eavesdropping, General? Isn't that against the law?" "Not in this outfit, fly-boy.... Come on, Hoot, how do you think I feel?" "I think you feel your ass in a cushioned chair inside a building on dry ground, that's what I think you feel, Owen." "I suppose you also think I issued those orders myself, don't you? Well, I'll let you in on a little national security secret: I'm not permitted to. They were issued to me code Red Plus." "Fo -repeat myself, what the hell is going on?" "You wouldn't believe it if I told you, but then I couldn't, because I didn't understand a word the trench coats said-well, I understood most of the specific words, but not what they meant when put together." "What trench coats?" "Again, you wouldn't believe me. It's hot as hell down here, and they kept their coats and hats on, and they don't open doors for women." "Owen ... General Richards," said the pilot, with firm gentleness. "Have you been to the base hospital lately?"

In his office, the commandant of SAC sighed as he replied to the pilot 800 miles west and 40,000 feet above. "Every goddamn time the red phone rings I want to turn myself in." So, of course, the red telephone hummed as its red light flashed on and off. "Holy shit, there it goes! ... Hang on, Hoot, don't go anyw "I'm not canceling the Australian Outback, Owen." "Oh, shut up," ordered the commandant of SAC as he picked up the red telephone. "Rec-Wing Headquarters, General Richards," he said with ill-felt authority. "Beam lem down, Scotty!" cried the half-whining, halfwheezing voice of the Secretary of Defense. "Beam 'em all down!" "I beg your pardon, Mr. Secretary?" "I said bring 'em back, soldier! We've got ourselves a little breathing room, so stand down till I call you again and then be prepared to send up the whole flotilla!" 'Flotilla, sir?"

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"You heard me, whatever your name is!" "No, Mr. Secretary," said Richards, a calm suddenly spreading through him. "You hear me, sir. You've just given your last order to whatever-my-name-is." "What did you say, mister?" "You heard me, sir, and my title is 'general' in contradistinction to the civilian 'mister,' not that either term would mean anything to you." "You being insubordinate?" "To the fullest extent of my vocabulary, mister... Why we put up with you Washington sewer pipes is something I'll never understand, but I'm told it's spelled out somewhere by somebody who never ran into anyone like you, and I'm not about to introduce you because all the rules would be changed-like opening doors for ladies-and I'm not sure that's such a good idea." "Are you sick, soldier boyT' "Yes, I'm sick, you sniveling, tiny rat with a rug on your tiny head, sick of you dumb politicians who think you know more about my business than I do after thirty years in this uniform! And you can bet your butt I'm beaming them all down, Scotty, and I would have done so whether you called or not!" "You're fired, soldier!" "Stick your head in a toilet, toupee and all, civilian. YOU I f

can ire me. You can relieve me, and I hope to Christ you do, but you can't fire me. It's in my contract. Good-bye and have a rotten fucking day!" The general slammed down the red telephone and returned to the UTF radio connection. "You still there, Hooff "I'm here and I heard you, Private Richards. You ready for latrine duty?" "Is that son of a bitch ready for Ty press conference?" "Good point, Corporal.... I gather we're coming back." "Everybody. We resume normal operations as of now." "Call my wife, will you?" "No, I'll call your daughter; her head's on tighter. Your wife thinks you were shot down over Mongolia and she's enshrined a plate of roast beef hash."

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"You're right, talk to the kid. And tell her to wear longer skirts." "Over and out, Colonel." General Owen Richards hung up the UTF receiver and pushed his chair back, pleased with himself Career be damned, he should have done what he did a long time ago. Retirement wouldn't be so awful, although he had to admit it would not be all that easy to put his uniform in a cedar chest. He and his wife could live wherever they wanted-one of his pilots told him that American Samoa was a terrific place. Still, it was going to be rough sledding leaving the one thing he loved best outside of the wife and children. The air force was his life-to hell with it! And, naturally, the red telephone erupted. Richards picked it up, his temper in flames. "What is it, you fucking skinhead?" "Golly, gosh, and gee whillikers, General, is that any way to answer a friendly telephone call?" "What?" The voice was familiar but Richards couldn't place it. "Who the hell is this?" "I think I'm called your Commander in Chief, General." "The President?" - "You can bet your socks on it, sky jock." "S4jock?" "Different uniform but pretty much the same equipment, General, except for the high-tech jet stuff." "Equipment? " "Ease off, pilot. I was there when you were in diapers." "My God, you are him!" 'He' is better grammar, Owen. I only know that because secretary tells me."

MY "I'm sorry, sir!" "Don't be, General. I'm the one who's apologizing. I just got off the horn with our Secretary of Defense--2' "I understand, sir. I'm relieved of my command." "No, Owen, he is. Well, not actually, but he's not making any more decisions where you're concerned without checking with me. He told me what you said, and I couldn't have put it better with my best speechwriters. You have any more problems, you call me direct, got it?" "Got it, Mr. President.... Hey, you're okay!"

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"Let's just say I kicked a little ass-but for God's sake, don't quote me."

Sam Devereaux paid ten dollars for the doorman to shriek his whistle at all points of the compass so as to find him a taxi. For three minutes none were to be had, although two swiftly passed a frustrated Sam in the middle of the street, the drivers' eyes focused on his trousers. He rejoined the doorman as a couple arrived at the Four Seasons' curb, said couple somewhat flustered as Sam threw their luggage out of the trunk and ignored their objections, opting only to leap into the cab and scream the address of his own residence in Weston. "What the hell are you stopping for?" yelled Devereaux after several blocks. "Because if I don't, I'll hit the jerk in front of me," replied the driver. It was an early-morning traffic jam in Boston, as always, extended by the insane one-way streets that forced unfamiliar drivers to travel eleven miles to reach an address fifty feet away. "I know a shortcut to the Weston road," said Sam, leaning far forward and embracing the rim of the front seat. "So does everybody else in Massachusetts, buddy, and unless you got a gun, get the hell away from me." "No gun, no threat. I'm just a nice person in a terrible hurry.,, "I figured you took care of that 'hurry' by what I seen of your pants. If you got another 'hurry,' get outta here!" "No-no, that's coffee! I spilled a cup of coffee!" "Who am I to argue? Would you mind sitting back in the seat-it's in our insurance?" "Sure," said Sam, moving back but still on the edge of the rear seat. "Look, I'm just trying to impress upon you that this is an emergency, a real one! A lady whose name I don't know is heading out to my house and I've got to get there before she does. She left a few minutes ago from the hotel in another cab." "Naturally," said the driver with philosophical resignation. "She got your address from your wallet during the

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night and now she figures she can pick up a little extra mattress money by dropping in on the missus. When will you fishtails learn? ... Hey, we got a break up ahead. I'll swing down Church Street and up to the Weston road." "That's the shortcut I was talking about." "With any luck, not too many of the summer crowds know about it." "Just get me home as fast as you can." "Listen, mister, the law says that without indications of harmful intent or abusive language or unsanitary appearance, I gotta take you where you tell me. Now, you are close to the line on all three counts--over it on one, in my opinion-so don't push, okay? Nobody wants you home and out of this cab faster than me." "Of course it's the law," rejoined a slightly bewildered Devereaux. "You think I don't know that? I'm an attorney." "Yeah, and me, I'm a ballet dancer." Finally, at last, the cab swung into Devereaux's street. Checking the meter, Sam dropped the amount of the fare over the front seat along with a generous tip. He opened the door, leaped out on the pavement, and saw that there was no.other taxi in,sight@ He had done it and, boy, was that woman in for the surprise of her life! Just because a female using minimal language of the law was outrageously gorgeous, with a face and body created by a straight Botticelli, she had no right to give his address to a cabdriver and imply some vague legal threat without being properly introduced! No, sir, Samuel Lansing Devereaux, attorney of high regard, was made of sterner stuff.... Maybe he should change his trousers. He started toward the path that led to his private entrance when the front door opened, revealing Cousin Cora beckoning him rather wildly, even for her. "What is it?" he asked, instantly vaulting over the white picket fence and rushing up to the steps, with a slight inkling of impending doom. "What is it?" repeated Cora in high dudgeon. "Maybe you'd better tell me what it is you've done, other than the obvious," she added, glancing at his trousers. "Oh, oh.' It was all Sam could think to say.

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I guess that's a start--2' "What happened?" interrupted Devereaux. "A little while ago, this long-legged sunburned dish who musta stepped out of one of them California beach commercials came to the door inquiring about a certain unmentionable person. Well, Sammy, I thought your mother was goin' to have a stroke, but the leggy lady with a face you could kill for calmed her down and now they're both inside the living room with the doors closed." "What the hell is all this?" "I can only tell ya that the hoity-toity went into the pantry for her teapot but she didn't order no tea." "Son of a bitch!" cried Devereaux, racing across the marble hall and flinging open both French doors of the living room as he burst inside. "You!" shouted Jennifer Redwing, lurching out of the brocaded chair. "You!" yelled the furious son and attorney. "How did you get here so quickly?" I used to live in Boston. I know several shortcuts." "Several ... ?" "You!" shrieked Eleanor Devereaux, rising from the@ brocaded couch, her mouth agape as she stared at Sam. "Your trousers, you terrible, incontinent boy!" "It's coffee, Mother!" "It's coffee," said the bronzed Aphrodite. "He says."

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"Now you've got the broad outlines of the Mac-and-Sam international blackmail carnival as it pertains to the general's ability to dig way down deep and come up with indictable dirt," said Devereaux. They had moved to his chiteau's lair, into his office now stripped of all photographs and newspaper articles, without his mother, who found it imperative to take to her bed with "the vapors." Sam sat at his desk, Jennifer Redwing in the chair in front of him, which still had strips of torn sheets tied to the arms. "It's only incredible, but you have to know that." She slowly opened her purse,' a bright lady in shock. "Good God, forty million dollars!" "No Mace!" cried Devereaux, pushing his swivel chair back into the wall. "No Mace," confirmed Redwing, withdrawing a pack of cigarettes. "It's only a vice I give up every other week until something like this happens, but then nothing like this has ever happened.... At least, I cut down." "It's a crutch, you know. You should have stronger discipline." "All things considered, Counselor, I don't think you're

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in a position to be holier-than-me. Do you have an ashtray, or shall I set this expensive rug on fire?" "Since you're adamant," said Sam, opening a desk drawer and pulling out two ashtrays, along with a pack of cigarettes. "I guess I'll concede.... I see we both use lowtar.,, "Let's get back to the low blows, Mr. Devereaux." Both lawyers lighted their crutches and Miss Redwing continued. "This brief to the Court is all nonsense, you also have to know that, too." "Redundancy, Counselor. 'Also' and 'too' are redundant." "Not when used for emphasis in front of a jury by a competent attorney, Counselor." "Agreed. Who's which?" "We're both both," said Redwing. "Speaking as the lat7 ter on behalf of the Wopotamis, the tribe's interests are not served by this frivolous litigation, which has gone entirely too far." "Speaking as an equal once disastrously associated with General Hawkins," countered Sam, "the litigation is not at all frivolous. Realistically, it doesn't have a chance, but the tribe's case against the government is pretty damn convincing." "What?" Redwing locked eyes with Devereaux, her cigarette poised in front of her, the smoke suspended as if caught in a still photograph. "You've got to be kidding." "I wish I were. Life would be a lot easier." "Come again?" "Me evidence unearthed in the sealed archives appears to be authentic. Territorial treaties executed in good faith were replaced by legislated relocations without regard to prior agreements--- existing rights of land ownership." " 'Legislated relocations'? Made to move?" "That's it, and the government had no authority to abrogate the legally arrived-at doctrine of ownership and force the Wopotarnis off their lands. Certainly not without a federal court hearing, with full tribal representation." "They did that? No court, no hearing for the tribe? How could they?" "The government lied-specifically with regard to the

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Treaty of 1878, finalized between the Wopotamis and the Forty-ninth Congress." "But how?" "The Department of the Interior, obviously with a little help from the Bureau of Indian Affairs, claimed that such a treaty never existed, that it was a fantasy dreamed up by swacked-out medicine men pouring zombie-water down their throats while prancing around campfires.... The brief goes so far as to speculate on the origins of the fire that destroyed the First Bank of Omaha in 1912." "That rings a bell," said Redwing, frowning and crushing out her cigarette. "It should. It's where the Wopotamis kept alf their tribal records, none of which survived, of course." "What was the speculation?" "That it was torched by federal agents acting on orders from Washington." "That's pretty heavy, Counselor, even eighty years later. On what basis was the speculation?" "The bank was supposedly broken into in the middle of the night, all the cash and valuables cleaned out, and the robbers escaped without a trace. Yet before they ran for it, they apparently decided to set fire to the bank, which was pretty stupid, since they were making a clean getaway and a fire like that might just wake up a few citizens." "Stupid but not unheard of, Mr. Devereaux. Pathological personalities aren't a recent phenomenon, and the hatred of banks has a long history." "Granted, but when the initial source of th6 conflagration was determined to- be the bank's basement, where the document files were located, said files overturned, scattered, and the rooms soaked with lamp oil, it makes you kind of wonder, doesn't it? If the whole structure didn't go up, those rooms certainly would.... Also, it was the shortest abandoned manhunt in the annals of crime, as the perpetrators were reported to be seen in South America. Of course, Cassidy and Sundance said they'd never been to Omaha, and they were the only American bank robbers ever known to have surfaced down there in those days.... Naturally, I've just given you a quick overview, as my sainted employer would say-Aid say."

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"It's disastrously convincing." The lovely Indian attorney suddenly shook her head back and forth in rapid stabs. "It can't go forward, you must understand that." "I'm not sure it can be stopped," said Sam. "Of course it can! This general, this catastrophic troublemaker Hawkins, can simply withdraw-take my word for it, the Court adores withdrawals, even my brother learned that while he was down there." "He @ the oneT' "The one who?" "Ibe young brave of the tribe who worked with Mac but didn't pass the bar." "Didn't pass? I'll have you know my little bro-my brother-passed in the highest percentile!" "So did L" "It figures," said Redwing, no enthusiasm whatsoever in her concession. "It seems you're cut from the same crazy quilt." "He @ the one I remind you of? Is that what you meant before?" "It means, Counselor, that your goddamned General Hawkins found another Samuel Devereaux for his latest cataclysmic frolic." "Your brother was in the army?" "No, he was on a reservation-the wrong one.... Back to the mad general." "Actually, the 'mad' was part of his military nickname." "Why do I find that not totally surprising?" Jennifer fumbled in her purse for another cigarette. "Hey, Counselor," interrupted Devereaux as Redwing withdrew her pack. "You were doing so well; you only had a couple of puffs and you put it out. I did, too, sort of to help you." "Get off my case, Counselor! I don't want to talk about your brain surgery or my frailties, I want to talk about Hawkins and his appeal to the Supreme Court and how we can squash it!" "Actually, in legal terms, it's not an appeal-no decision was made in a court of law that requires overturning, like in appellate procedures-" "Don't you dare quote law to me, pee-pants!"

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"It was coffee, and I changed my trousers and you agreed it was coffee." "It was also an appeal in the broader legal sense, an appeal to right a wrong," said Redwing, a touch defensively. "My trousers?" "No, you idiot, the lousy brief!" "Then you agree with Mac. If everything I've told you stands up to scrutiny, your scrutiny, a crime was committed against your people. Don't you think it should be 'righted'T' "Whose side are you on?" protested the Native American beauty. "At the moment, I'm a devil's advocate suppressing my natural inclinations. I want to know what you think." "Don't you understand? What I think doesn't matter! I care for my people and I don't want them hurt.... Come on, Devereaux, be realistic. A small Indian tribe against the majestic national power of SAC-how long would we survive? Even the specter of such a possibility, whether it had a chance or not, could result in new laws passed, land condemned by eminent domain, our people scattered- all resulting in economic and racial genocide, and it wouldn't be the first time we've experienced it." "Isn't that worth fighting against?" asked Sam, his expression passive. "Anywhere?" "Theoretically, of, course, and in the vast majority of instances, actively. But not here. Our people are not unhappy. They have the land they live on, with decent goveminent subsidies-which I'm parlaying into investments with damn good returns-and to suddenly plunge them into a morass of legal violence-and that's what it would be, violence-I simply can't permit it." "Mac won't go along with you. He's an original, and violence of any kind isn't a threat, it's a come-on.... Also, Miss Redwing, and now I've got to speak for my admittedly terrified self, and I suspect for the greatest attorney I've ever known, namely my employer, one Aaron Pinkus, I don't think we can go along with you, either. You see, when you come right down to it, we're officers of the court, and a great crime was committed, and to turn our faces away wouldn't be terribly appropriate. Not if we re- 174 ROBERT LUDLUM

ally believe what we think we are. That's what Aaron meant when he said to me that we both had to make the individual decisions of our lives. Do we turn away or do we uphold a truth that may destroy us professionally, but knowing in our souls that we're right?" Jennifer Redwing, her eyes wide and staring at Sam, swallowed several times, then spoke haltingly. "Will you marry me, Mr. Devereaux? ... No! I didn't mean that! It's like what you said to me in the elevator! A slip, a mental slip!" "Hey, it's okay, Miss ... Miss--do you have a first name? After all, I said it first-the dumb slip, I mean." "People call me Red." "Not for your hair-Christ, it's the most gorgeous, lustrous ebony I've ever seen in my life." "It's the genes," said Redwing, getting slowly out of the chair. "My people ate a great deal of red buffalo meat. I'm told it gives a sheen genetically." "I don't give, a wigwam damn what does it," said Devereaux, also rising slowly and walking around the desk. "You're the most beautiful woman I've ever met in my life." "Looks are only surface, Sam-may I call you Sam?" "It's a good substitute for 'idiot,' " said Devereaux, his arms encircling her. "You are glorious!" "Please, Sam, that's so irrelevant. If I'm attracted to you-and I obviously am-it's not because of your handsome face and your tall lean body-which can't be discounted-but it's because of your basic integrity and great love of the law." "Oh, yeah, I got it! I really got that!" "Don't be frivolous, Sam. Please, don't be." "Never, never!" And naturally the goddamned telephone rang. Devereaux's hand crashed down on the desk, only glancing off the base of the instrument but causing the receiver to flip over onto the blotter; he picked it up angrily. "This is a recording," said Sam in a loud, flat monotone. "You've reached the Lugosi Funeral Home, but there's no one here who can get up and answer the phone--2' "Cut it out, boy," interrupted the harsh, growling voice of MacKenzie Hawkins, "just you listen up sharp. We're

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under attack and you're a target, so I want you to take rapid cover." "Listen, fossil brain, I left you barely two hours ago and my instructions were that I was not to be disturbed until post meridiem! For your edification, that's after twelve noon--2' "No, Sam, you listen to me," the Hawk broke in, his very calm sending the message of genuine concern. "Get out of your house. Now." "Why the hell should IT' "Because you don't have an unlisted number and that means your address is in the telephone book." "So are several million others-"

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"I'll say this only once, son, because neither of us can waste time. I don't know how it happened-it isn't Hymie the Hurricane's modus operandi. Oh, hell, he'll send a goon or two but not an enforcer-and that's exactly what we got on our rear flank, a hit man." "It's a little early for you to get juiced, isn't it, Mac?" "Hear this, Lieutenant," said Hawkins, his voice now both calm and cold. "My adjutant, Desi-One, who, unbeknownst to me, was temporarily employed in the New York area-specifically the Brooklyn barrio-spotted a man in the hotel lobby he'd seen before from a distance during his previous temporary employment. A very bad man, Lieutenant, and because the corporal is conscientious and dressed properly, he stood beside this hombre vicioso, as he called him, at the front desk and heard him distinctly ask about two gentlemen. The names were Pinkus and Devereaux." "Holy ... "Precisely, boy. This bad individual made a phone call, then returned to the desk, where he got himself a room two floors below us.... I don't like that phone call, Sam." "Neither do L" "I just spoke to Commander Pinkus, and we agree. Take your mother and that wacko maid he said was a relative and get out of there. We can't allow hostages." "Hostages?" cried Devereaux, glancing at the glorious

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Red Redwing, who watched him, her expression one of complete bewilderment. "My God, you're right." "I'm rarely wrong under these conditions, son. Commander Pinkus orders you to head for that crummy joint where the two of us met in the parking lot, and he'll send the gunny sergeant for you as,soon as he can locate him.... Seems the missus took over the limo for shopping and isn't talking to the commander, except to yell about some dirty curtains and an odor in the backseat that smells like a combination of fish and Danish pastry." "We're on our way, but I'll have to use Mother's Jaguar. Stosh hasn't returned my car, so have Aaron tell Paddy to look for the yellow Jag.... What about you, Mac-not that I frankly give a damn- but that bad person is only two floors below?" "I'm really touched by your concern, son, but I've got a little time to pick up the bivouac and remove all the papers. "How do you know that? I hate to tell you, but you're not actually invincible. That son of a bitch could be coming up after you right now!" "No, not for a while, Sam. Desi-Two did a job on that son of a bitch's lock that jams it from both the outside and the inside. The only way he can get out is through the fifth-floor window or when the hotel takes the whole door down, which, being steel-plated under the fancy paneling, means a blowtorch. Goddamn, can I pick personnel or can I pick personnel?" "I'll reserve judgment on that, but I will tell you I had a very strange conversation with them last night." "Heard all about it, boy. Guess what? They're joining the ariny! I told 'em, to hold off for a day or two and I'll have 'ern sent directly to postbasic G-Two training. Christ Almighty, they're already light- years ahead of the assholes who've finished the course! Naturally, Desi-One's got to get his teeth fixed; it simply isn't proper for him to have that gap in his mouth, but I've still got my connections. The army'll take care of that--2' "We're getting out of here, Mac," interrupted Devereaux sharply. "As you said, we can't waste time." With those words, Sam slammed down the phone and turned to Red

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Redwing. "We've got a serious problem," he said, his hands clasping her shoulders. "Recalling the essence of our prior communication, will you trust me, pleaseT' "Emotionally or intellectually?" asked the suddenly doubting legal adversary. "They're inseparable. We could get our asses blown away, maybe our heads. I'll explain later." "You mentioned something about getting out of here, so what are we waiting for?" "We have to get Mother and Cousin Cora." "In the parlance of Indian legend, let's run like the northern winds before the palefaces close in on us with their thunder sticks!" "God, that's magnificent!" "V*%at is?" "Me 'northern winds,' the 'thunder sticks'!" "Not if you're born into a tribe, buster. Come on! You get Cousin Cora and I'll get your mother." "Shouldn't it be the other way around?" "Are you kidding? Your mother doesn't trust you for a second." "She has to, I'm her son." "She'll deny that, take my word for it." "But I love you-you love me. We agreed!" "We were both carried away-you superficially; me, I was intellectually moved. We'll discuss it later." "Mat's the most hurtful thing I think I could ever hear you say." "Try me with a thunder stick pointed at my head in a calm northern wind, Counselor. Let's go. The last time I saw Cora she was in the pantry checking out the teapots. You find her, and I'll bundle up your mother. We'll meet in the garage. Bring the keys to the Jag." "The garage ... T' "You forget I'm an Indian. We circle an encampment before we strike. White man never-learns." "Magnificent!" "Oh, shut up. Let's go!" Cora, however, refused to budge, and when Sam implied that there was the possibility of a real physical threat to her life, his distant uncle's cousin opened a concealed,

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magnetically released drawer below the oven and pulled out not one, but two .357 magnums, both loaded, proclaiming that she was the true protector of the house. "You think I'd count on those lousy alarms no one can figure out that go off whenever the technical bullcrap meets their fancy, Nephew? No way, Sammy! I come from another branch of the family, one the hoity-toity and her smooth- talkin' husband didn't care too much about@but my God, I'll earn my keep!" "I don't believe in guns, Cora!" "So believe what you like, Sammy. This place is what yer hard- drinkin', faraway cousin is paid for lookin' after, and you ain't goin' to take that away from me, you got that, buster?" "Buster ... ? I can't handle two 'busters' within the space of five minutes." "YOU always talk funny, Sam-boy." "Did I ever tell you that I love you, Cora?" "A couple of times, Sammy, when you were oiled up to your last cylinders. Now, you and the leggy unbelievable take the hoity-toity and get out of here.... And may the good Protestant Lord have mercy on any bastards who try to get in. Just in case, however, I may give the police a ring; let 'ern earn their keep for a change." The yellow Jaguar, with Redwing holding a semicognizant Eleanor in the backseat, sped out of the driveway and headed for the streets that led to the Boston road. At the second comer they passed a long black limousine that had all the earmarks of a vintage 1930s Black Maria, including a face pressed against a window whose features were best descrbed as having been caught in the lens of a zoological photographer. Despite disinclinations, Devereaux pressedforward, confident in the knowledge that Cora was more than a match for two gunsels who were stupid enough to look for an unfamiliar house in a huge black automobile in broad daylight. Police aside, his ersatz cousin from the other branch of the family would blow them away with her magnums. Where did she ever get them? "Sam, your mother has to go to the bathroom!" said

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Redwing twelve minutes later, cradling Eleanor Devereaux in her arms. "My mother doesn't do that. That sort of thing's for other people. She never goes to the bathroom." "She says it runs in the family-witness your trousers." "Coffee!" "You say." "We'll be at Nanny's in a couple of minutes. Tell her to hold on." "Nanny's Naughty Follies?" cried the lawyer-daughter of the Wopotamis. "We're going there?" "You know itT' "Well, when I was at school we had a couple of legally oriented ... orientations. A course in constitutional censorship, that sort of thing.... You can't take her there! It's open twenty-four hours a day." "No choice, Counselor. It's only two or three minutes from here." "She'll be mortified!" "I"hen she can blame it on the family trait of incontinence." "You are a male child carrying the demon seed of the evil spirits below the earth." "What the f-f ... what does that mean?" "It means your birth was not acceptable to the benevolent gods, and your carcass will be devoured by carrion after a painftil death." "That's not very sociable, Red. I mean it doesn't sound in tune with our little talk in my office." "I told you, I was carried away. I heard words I haven't heard in a very long time-too long. The practice of law is frequently in conflict with a love for the law. I momentarily lost control of my perspective, and I do not enjoy losing control." "Wow, thanks a lot. A little soul-searching turns you on no matter who the 'idiot' is who brings it up, is that itT' "I think we could all do with a little soul-searching now and then in our profession." "Then you really are a lawyer."

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"Springtree, Basl and Karpas, San Francisco." "Christ, they're sharks!" "I'm glad you understand.... How far away are we? Your mother can barely whisper, but she's terribly uncomfortable." "Less than a minute.... Hey, maybe we should take her to the hospital! I mean, if she's really-" "Forget it, Counselor. That would mortify her more than Nanny's. The teapot was empty." "Is that another twig from the tribal tree of wisdom? ... No, it couldn't be. Cora mentioned teapots-so did you." "Some things, Mr. Devereaux, like childbirth, are distinctly feminine experiences." "Thanks again-for the mister," said Sam, swinging into the parking lot of Nanny's Naughty Follies Et Cetera. "Nobody has to make my day, or last night. Madman Mac and his two absurd 'adjutants' who keep tackling me, bearded Greeks who've got my clothes, Aaron Pinkus calling me 'Sarnuel,' a brief that should be consigned to some legal hell, a bombed-out mother, the most beautiful woman I've ever met in my life falling in and out of love with me in the space of twenty minutes-and now a fucking hit man from Brooklyn after my ass! Maybe I should take myself to the hospital." "Maybe you should stop the car!" shouted Red Redwing, as Devereaux passed by the canopied entrance ofNanny's emporium. "Now, back up about thirty yards!" "You people bury your captives up to their heads in killer anthills," mumbled Sam. "It's an option I'll take under consideration," said Redwing, opening the door and gently urging Eleanor Devereaux out of the car. "Will you get your ass outside and help me, or a hit man from Brooklyn will be the least of your worries!" "All right, all right." Sam did as he was told, finally holding his mother's right arm as the three of them walked to the imposing building, where photographs of naked men and women were plastered all over the place, on the stucco walls and above the doorframe. "Perhaps I shouldn't leave Mother's car," Sam offered softly. "Good thinking, Counselor," agreed Redwing, not with- THE ROAD TO OMAHA 181

out a note of sarcasm. "It might not be here two minutes later.... I've got Eleanor, you just wait for that man Paddy or whatever his name is." "Eleanor?" "We women more readily recognize kindred souls than men do. We're brighter... Come along, Ellie, you'll be fine." "Ellie?" said the astonished Devereaux as the stunning Indian woman took his mother inside. "Nobody calls her 'Ellie'--2' "Hey, Fancy Dan!" intoned the coarse voice of a huge, heavyset middle-aged man, more apelike than human, who stood by the Jaguar and was obviously a guard-cumbouncer. "We ain't exactly got valley parking here. Move the fag Jag!" "Right away, officer." Sam trotted back to the car under the disapproving eye of Nanny's Special Force veteran. "I ain't no cop," said the older carnivore of a man, as Devereaux got behind the wheel. "Read that as no police restraints, mister." "Understood, sir." Sam started the engine. "You're obviously with the diplomatic corps," he added, spinning the wheel and shooting across the lot in a circle before stopping. The moment he saw Redwing and his mother come outside, he would rush back to the canopy, counting on the fact that even Nanny's elderly King Kong would reflect on Red's beauty and have a gentler disposition. Then the three of them could wait in the Jaguar for Paddy Lafferty to arrive with further instructions.... Jesus, an "enforcer!" And a black limousine right out of a funeral procession racing down the street to his house! What was happening? He could certainly understand Washington's desperation if there was any sympathy whatsoever for the Wopotami brief, but a hit man and a Black Maria with a passenger who bore no resemblance to "Penrod" was not the way for a civilized government to proceed. Negotiators were sent, not exterminators. Quiet meetings were held to seek civilized solutions, not death squads to impose them.... Whoa, thought Devereaux. On the other hand, if Washington had learned that former General MacKenzie Hawkins-Madman Mac the Hawk-was- behind this po- 182 ROBERT LUDLUM

tential if remote fiasco of national security proportions, ex- terminators and death squads were the only solutions. The Hawk gave no quarter where the lace-pants of Dizzy City were concerned. Those pricky-shits, as he termed them, had taken the army out of his life and nothing, absolutely nothing, was too putrid to shove down their throats, the higher placed the better. Whoa ... no, double whoa! Sam considered with a sudden mental jolt. If Washington was responding in kind to Mac's assault, it would include any and all persons around the Hawk. And the enforcer had used the names of Pinkus and Devereaux at the front desk! How the hell did that happen? Hawkins had arrived in Boston barely eighteen horrible hours ago, and by his own admission nobody in Washington had yet heard of one Sam D6vereaux, much less Aaron Pinkus! How then? Even with today's instantaneous global communications, one source had to have a fact or a name to transmit to a second source, or the specific information could not be received-and the name of an innocent, insinuated Devereaux was not known, and therefore neither was that of Pinkus. How? ... Good God, there was only one answer-the Hawk was being followed! Right now, at this moment! Where was Paddy? Christ, he had to get word to Mac! Somewhere close by, unseen by the Hawk, was a second person watching every move the old soldier made, and it took no criminal imagination to know that second unknown person was in touch with the enforcer two stories below Mac.... Paddy, where are you? Sam glanced over at the canopy; there was no sign of Redwing or his mother-also Nanny's aging King Kong had left. Perhaps, if he was quick about it, he could get inside to the pay phone against the wall that he had used last night and reach Hawkins at the hotel. He was about to start the engine when, to his surprise, the huge bouncer came walking out of the door, rushed to the curb, and looked around, immediately centering his gaze on Devereaux and the yellow Jaguar. He gestured at Sam, instructing him to drive instantly to the entrance. Oh, my God, somethings happened to Mother! Devereaux gunned the engine and screeched to a stop under the canopy in 2.4

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seconds. "What is it?" he cried to the now smiling simian with the straight gray hair. "Boyo, why didn't y'tell me you were with Miss Redwing? She's a grand little girl, y'know, and I surely wouldn't have been so impolite if I knew you were an acquaintance. Me apologies, bucko!" "You know her?" "Well, now, truth be told, I been at this lousy joint for more years than I care to count, since I got the pink slip from the force. Y'see, this rotten, establishment is owned by m'widowed daughter-in-law- which had somethin' to do with my gettin' the pink slip, 'cause m'stupid son took the wrong bread to buy the place and got totaled in the crossfire-and Miss Redwing and her pals from Haavadd actually sued City Hall and got me a bigger pension. What d'ya think of that?" "I have no thoughts, no comprehension of the events that swirl around me--@' "Yeah, the lovely Injun miss said you might sound a touch confused-and I wasn't to pay no attention to your trousers." "I changed them! She knows that!" "And I don't care to know no details, boyo, but I tell ya this. You do dirt to that girl and you'll answer to me, bucko. Now, get out and join the ladies. I'll watch this fruit car of yours." "Inside?" "They ain't in a yacht in Boston Harbor, lad." A completely bewildered Devereaux got out of the car, barely finding his balance on the pavement' when Aaron Pinkus's limousine came thundering down the entrance ramp into the parking lot and sped toward the yellow Jaguar by the canopy, coming to a crushing stop behind it. "Sammy!" yelled Paddy Lafferty from the open window. "Oh, hello there, Billy Gilligan, how are ya?" "Survivin', Paddy," replied Nanny's sernibenevolent King Kong. "And you, kiddo?" "Better now that I see you got my boyo in tow." "He's yours?" "Me and my fine employer's as it were."

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"Then take him, Paddy. He's a bit off in the head, y'know. I'll watch both the cars." "I thank you, Billy," said Lafferty, leaping from the oversized automobile and running toward Sam and Tarzan's enlarged cheetah of later years; he totally ignored Devereaux. "Billy-boy, you won't believe what I've got to tell you, but I swear it on all the graves of County Kilgallen!" "So, what is it, Paddy?" "I not only met the man, but he drove beside me in the front seat and we had a very meaningful conversation between us! Between just the two of us, Billy!" "The Pope, Paddy? Your Jewish fella brought the Pope overT' "Go one better, Billy!" "Well, I couldn't now, really--except one, of course, but that's out of the question." "No, Billy, you got it, lad! Himself, it was! General MacKenzie Hawkins!" "Don't say that, Paddy, m'heart will stop dead--@' "I mean it, Billy Gilligan! It was himself in the Godgiven flesh, and a grander, greater man there never was. Remember how we used to talk in France, crossin' through the woods in the Marne? 'Give us Mad Mac and we'll break through the shit-kicking Krauts!' And then for ten days he was there and we busted through, singin' and shoodn' our hearts out with himself ahead of us, ahead of us, Billy, shoutin' his head off, tellin' us we could do it because we were better than the bastards who'd put us in chains! Remember, Billy?" "Ibe most glorious days of m'life, Paddy," answered Gilligan, tears welling in his eyes. "Outside of our Lord Jesus, he's maybe the greatest man God ever put on earth." "I think he's in trouble, Billy. Right here in Boston!" "Not while we're about, Paddy. Not while the Pat O'Brien Commemorative Legion Post has a breathin' soldier in its membership.... Hey, Paddy? What happened to your boyo? He's flat out on the cement." "He's fainted, Billy. Must run in the family." "Mmmff... !" came the unconscious protest from Sam Devereaux's throat.

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"Samuel Lansing Devereaux, get up at once and behave yourself!" cried Lady Eleanor with estimable authority, considering the fact that she clutched Jennifer Redwing's arm under Nanny's canopy for stability. "Come on, Sam boyo," said Paddy. "Grab my hand, lad." "He's lighter than me daughter-in-law, Lafferty," added Billy Gilligan. "We can just heave him into the Hebrew canoe." "Yer daughter-in-law should play for the Patriots, Billy, and I'll ask you not to refer to Mr. Pinkus's fine stretcheroo in derogatory terms." "Guess where I got that derogatory term, Paddy?" asked Gilligan, chuckling as the two men carried Devereaux to the limousine and angled him into the backseat. -"Don't bother, I'll tell you. From old Pinkus himself, boyo. Remember when you and he come over and we--2' "That'll be enough, Billy, and I thank you for your assistance. The keys are in the Jaguar, and I'll thank you again if you'll stash it and lock it where you can keep your eye on it." "Oh, no, Lafferty!" objected Gilligan. "I'm callin' my

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relief and headin' directly over to the Pat O'Brien Commemorative Post and rounding up the members. If the greatest general who ever kissed the sword of battle has troubles, he can count on us, by the graves of Donegal!" "We can't do nothin', Billy, until the general and Mr. Pinkus give us our orders. I'll stay in touch, my word as a gunny." "Oh, the glory of it! To meet the magnificent man himself-general of the United States Army, MacKenzie Hawkins!" "Oh, that dread .ful name!" exploded Eleanor Devereaux. "You're seconded, Ellie," agreed Redwing. "Mminff, " came the muffled cry from the backseat of the limousine. "Pay no attention, Gilligan, the girls aren't well.... But, Billy, I didn't promise that you'd meet the great man himself, I only said I'd try." "And I didn't promise I wouldn't sell the Jaguar, neither, Paddy. I only said I'd try not to." "Come along, ladies," Lafferty interrupted, with a scowl at Gilligan. "I'm to take you to the Ritz-Carlton, where Mr. Pinkus has made private arrangements--2' "Paddy!" yelled a partially revived Sam Devereaux from the backseat. "I've got to reach Mac ... he doesn't know what's happening!" The attorney lurched unsteadily out of the limousine on the far side, slammed the door, and crawled to the automobile's cellular telephone. "Ladies, please?" cajoled Lafferty, helping Jennifer to .gently insert Eleanor into the backseat and closing the door after them. Paddy then'climbed behind the wheel, concerned that Sam was having such difficulties with the switchboard at the Four Seasons Hotel. "What do you mean all calls to the Pinkus suite are being transferred to another room?" shouted Devereaux. "Calm down, boyo," said Lafferty, climbing behind the wheel and starting the engine. "You'll get more with honey than vinegar." Sam glowered at the chauffeur. " 'MacKenzie Hawkins, Superstar,' " he muttered. "Why don't you clowns write a new musical? ... It's what, Operator? Busy? Never mind,

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I'll call back.... I've got to. reach Aaron," said Devereaux, manipulating the buttons on the phone. "That won't be easy right now," offered Lafferty, speeding up the ramp and onto the highway. "When he called me, he said he was leaving the office for an hour or so and he'd see you all at the Ritz." "You don't understand, Paddy! Mac could have been taken by now ... or worse." "The general?" "He's been followed ever since he got to Boston!" "By God!" shouted Lafferty. "Give me that phone and I'll call the Pat O'Brien boys at the Legion Post myself! I'll leave word for Billy Gilligan-" "Let me try the hotel one more time." Frantically, Sam dialed and glanced over his shoulder into the rear section of the limousine. The hard look in Redwing's luminous eyes told him that she understood the state of emergency; his mother blinked rapidly at nothing. `fbe Pinkus suite, please, Operator, and I realize that all calls are transferred to another room." Devereaux held his breath until a strange, half-whining, high-pitched voice answered. 'This is Little Joey," said the man, woman, hermaphrodite, or dwarf. "Whaddya want?" "I believe I may have the wrong room," replied Sam, doing his best to control his panic. "I'm trying to locate General MacKenzie Hawkins, twice winner of the Congressional Medal of Honor, hero of the United States Army and close friend of the whole Joint Chiefs of Staff, as well as the President, who will immediately.order an in- vasion of the hotel if the general's life is threatened in any way, shape, or manner!" "I gotcha. You want the big pasta fazool... Hey, Mickey Ha Ha, it's for you." "You'll never rise in the ranks with that sort of insubordination, Little Joseph!" came the growling, approaching voice of the Hawk. "Commander Pinkus, is that you?" ". . . Little Joseph? Mac, what die, hell are you doing? ... Never mind, we don't have time-you're being followed! Someone's been following you ever since you got to Boston!" "Why, Lieutenant Devereaux, you're shaping up. I mean

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you're really counting off the numbers like a master sergeant, no offense to your bars." "You know?" "Well, it was pretty obvious after my adjutant reported what he overheard at the front desk." "But you said you didn't know how it happened, that it wasn't Hymie somebody-or-other's modus operandi!" "I didn't know then, and it wasn't the Hurricane's M.O. I do know now and it still isn't Hymie. This fella wasn't hard to find; his door was open exactly an inch and a half." "For Christ's sake, make sense!" "I just did, and you've got to get off thi& line. We're expecting another call." "From whom?" "I thought you would have figured that out by now." "How?" "You heard me ask if you were him-,, 11 'He'--2'

"'What?" "Never mind.... Who?" "Commander Pinkus, of course." "He's on his way to the Ritz." "Not for a while, son. He and my adjutants are on a supply run." "Who the fuck is Little Joseph? ... Sorry, Mother." "He's kind of a sweet old guy," answered the Hawk lowerng his voice to a near-whisper, "with the size and shape of a good night- patrol point, especially in hill country, but I'm afraid his age and his temperament don't go with the job any longer... I wouldn't care to tell him that, naturally. It could destroy his confidence, you can un- derstand that, Lieutenant." "I don't understand a goddamned thing! What job?" "Those pricky-shit lace-pants in Dizzy City must really be crippled by the deficit," continued the general rapidly, and so quietly Devereaux could barely hear him. "Son of a bitch, boy, that sort of thing never bothered any of us!" "He's from Washington?" "I know, I know," said the Hawk, with weary, if impa- THE ROAD TO OMAHA 189

tient, finality. "Commander Pinkus explained that it was vital we leave him room for deniability." "Deniability? " "Bye, Sam." The line went dead. "What is it?" asked Redwing intensely, leaning forward in the backseat, her right hand firmly gripping Eleanor's shoulder. "Is the grand and great general all right, boyo?" cried Lafferty, accelerating the limousine and weaving in and out of the traffic toward Boston. "Shall I call Gilligan and the troops?" "I don't know, Paddy, I really don't know. I don't think so. "Don't give me no crap, lad!"

"What do you know, Sam?" Jennifer asked, her question posed calmly, warmly, the consummate attorney. "Take your time and collect your thoughts." "Cut the friendly interrogation, please, because that's exactly what I'm doing. I'm trying to figure it out and it's not easy, it's just crazy." "Then get your act together, Counselor." "That's better, Red.... Mac's obviously in control, and my guess is that he's found the man who's been following him-guess, hell, it's a given; he's too condescending for it to be anything else-and he's learned that the surveillance is from Washington." "Oh, good Lord ... !" "Exactly my sentiments, Miss Indian On-and-Off Love Call. Certain segments of Dizzy City are climbing the wall, and that's the worst news we could hear." "What segments, Counselor?" "From what I can gather, Counselor, they're very unhealthy. Their emissaries to Boston carry guns." "They wouldn't dare!" cried Redwing. "Shall we revisit Watergate or Iran-contra, or, to balance the agenda, half the elections in Chicago since 1920? There's no 'wouldn't dare' in those events. And even if there were, compare the bucks spread out to all of those historical connivances combined with one month of the Strategic Air Command. They're infinitesimal,. Indian lady, we're talking megabillions! You think our benevolent bat- 190 ROBERT LUDLUM

talions of defense contractors, along with their representatives from all over the country-suppliers from Long Island to Seattle-won't push their panic buttons at even the prospect of denting all those profit sheets? Jesus, if one tenth of one percent of the defense budget is cut, they're all howling for blood. This kind of thing could open up their vampire factories." "You're assuming that the Wopotami brief has been put on the Supreme Court's schedule for argument." "It doesn't have to be put on any schedule, just word leaked that it's even being considered, or worse, being held over for future possible argument." "That's always the bellwether for later serious consideration," broke in Redwing. "You've got it. Either way, the money boys and their political hacks will mount a counterattack." "Wait a minute, Sam," pleaded Redwing, one hand on Eleanor's head, the other on Devereaux's shoulder. "A counterattack in congressional terms would mean spokesmen, or advocates, making their case in the House and the Senate, not hit men!" "Granted, but Congress isn't in session, and I submit our current situation as Article A for evidence," "I see what you mean. The hit men are here. So one way or the other, word has been leaked.... Oh, my God, they've got to silence all of us!" - Paddy Lafferty snapped out the cellular phone from its cradle, and with practiced fingers punched the numbers with his thumb. "The O'Brien Post, you are?" he shouted, and after less than a second, he spoke firmly. "Is Billy Gilligan there? ... All right, all right, I'm glad for the fact that our telephone relays are workin', now listen to me. When Billy G. gets there, have him lead a column of armed vehicles to the Four Asses Hotel on Boylston and pipe up every entrance! You got it, lad? It's the great man we're talkin' about, and I'll brook no mistakes. G'bye to ya, and get hoppin'!" "Paddy, what have you done?" "There are times, Sam boyo, when you charge ahead and look back afterwards. It's a lesson we learned during ten glorious days in France."

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"We're not in France and this isn't World War Two, and if there's any suggestion of immediate danger down at the hotel, Aaron will call in the police. Everything's too murky, too unclear, but Mac and our very quick-thinking employer are in touch with each other... I repeat, Aar-on is not a gung-ho mutant, nor is he indecisive. If he feels the police are necessary, they'll be there." "I duhno, boyo. The police have certain restraints placed upon them-ask Billy Gilligan, he'll tell you." "He's already told me, Paddy, but we don't know what Mac and Aaron are doing, and not knowing, we could be lousing them up. Now call off the hounds of Killarney!" "He's right, Mr. Lafferty," interjected Jennifer from the backseat. "Mind you, I'm not opposed to protection in any form, and I'd be grateful if your friends were, shall we say, available. However, Sam has a point; we're in the dark and perhaps we shouldn't do anything until we reach the Ritz-Carlton and talk to Mr. Pinkus.... I believe you said pretty much the same thing to Mr. Gilligan back at Nanny S. "Well, you put it better than the lad here-" "I simply used your own words, your own wisdom, Mr. Lafferty." "Cheap tactics," mumbled Devereaux. "All right," said Paddy. "I'll call 'ern off," he added, touching the car-phone buttons. "For a moment I guess I got too excited.... Hello, Post O'Brien? ... Who's this now?... Rafferty, it's Lafferty, boyo. Is Gilligan there yet?... He what? Holy Mary ... how bad was it? ... Small favors are still a blessing, Rafferty. Now, listen to me, lad- about the members headin' off to the Four Seasons on Boylston, I want you to tell 'em-2' Suddenly, the limousine swerved dangerously-involuntarily---close to a huge truck on the highway. "They what, Rafferty? What the hell are you sayin', boyo? ... Jesus, Mary and Joseph!" Aaron Pinkus's chauffeur swallowed; in silence he replaced the phone. "What's the matter, Paddy?" asked Sam, looking at Lafferty as though he did not care to hear the answer. "The lads have just taken off for the hotel, Mr. Devereaux. However, it's not a full column, which is usu- 192 ROBERT LUDLUM

ally four automobiles-only three-and maybe a couple of the boys are pissed to the eyeballs." "Oh, my God!" "But the good news is that Billy Gilligan wasn't hurt too bad." "Hurt?" "He got piled up on the highway, his car pretty much totaled. One of the police on the scene is a member of the Post and called to let the members know what hospital." "Hospital ... T' "He's , okay. He's yellin' and screamin' to get out of there and join the others." "For Christ's sake, let him! Maybe he can stop them!" "Well, there's a formality or two-@' "If he can yell and he can scream, he can get out of there!" Furiously, Sam yanked at the phone. "What hospital?" he demanded angrily. "Won't do any good, boyo. There's a mite bit of confusion over the accident report. Y'see, it wasn't exactly his car on the highway. It was your mother's yellow Jaguar." "Yellooow birrd . . . , " came the lilting, high-pitched words and music from the tremulous throat of Eleanor Devereaux in the backseat.

"Hey, Comandante, wad chu tink?" asked Desi the Second, standing resplendently in cutaway tails and admiring himself in the mirror of a successful formal-wear store Aaron Pinkus Associates had virtually put in business. "Positively striking," replied Aaron, sitting in a velvet padded chair he could not move due to the heavy tuft of the shiny black carpet. "Where is your associate, the other Corporal Arnaz?" "We are sergeants now, Comandante!" "My deepest apologies, but where is he? We must move quickly." "Well, you see, the lady who measured his pantalones ees from Puerrtoo Reekoh an' I t'ink they got a-" "We have no time-" "Desi Uno!" yelled Sergeant D-Two. "iVengal Vdmanos! Ahorita! Right away like, man!"

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Somewhat sheepishly, Desi the First emerged from a slatted dressing room door, followed by a generously endowed dark-haired girl who made it a point to stretch and check her measuring tape while adjusting her blouse. "Comandante, " said D-One, smiling broadly, his absent teeth all too apparent. "The pants we had to stitch closer. My hips are like a toreador @! What can I say?" He, too, was in tails and there was no question about it, Desi the First also cut a striking figure. "You look splendid, Sergeant Arnaz," observed Pinkus. "Now to my orthodontist, who says he has forty or fifty plastic devices, one or two of which he claims he can glue into your mouth for an hour or so." "Dad's nice. Wad does he do for a living?"

"Joseph, I'm tired of your evasions, little fella," said the Hawk, sitting in the hotel's desk chair as Joey the Shroud reclined on the bed, his arms above his head on the pillow. "I could break your wrists one by one and force you to tell me who you are and where you come from, but I've always figured that sort of thing was barbaric, as well as against the Geneva conventions. But if push comes to shove, Joseph, you'll leave me no option, will you?" "I seen you fazools all my life, Mickey Ha Ha," answered Little Joey, unimpressed. "I can tell who will and who won't.... Oh, you tough soldatos will smash heads like they were pizza pans in a Brooklyn riot, but one on one, if there ain't no big advantage, you don't want it on your soul." "Goddamn!" roared Hawkins, getting up from the chair menacingly. "I don't have any soul like that!" "If you didn't, I'd be scared shitless, and I'm not scared shitless.... You're like the fascisti from Salerno up the boot into Rome itself. I was a punk kid then, but I always knew the difference.... If they found me out, they'd scream esecuzione! Then we'd talk and they'd say non me ne importa un bel niente-who cares, the war's over-and let me go. And some of those guys were the best donkeys in the Italian army." "The ... army? Soldiers? Salerno? You were-2'

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"Fifth Army, Mark Clark, jazool. I guess we're about the -same age, except maybe you look better. As I say, I was punk private until they found out I could speak Italian better than the interpreters, so they put me in civilian clothes, raised me to a temporary first lieutenant 'cause they figured I'd last a day and a half, and sent me north to radio back info on installations. No big deal. I had lotsa. lire, all the broads and vino I wanted, and only got caught three times-the like of which I already explained." "Joseph!" shouted the Hawk. "We're comrades!" "If you're a fuckin' homo, get away from me, Mickey!" "No, Joseph, I'm a general!" "I know that, fazool." "And you're a first,lieutenant!" "That don't count no more. When the brass found me in Rome, livin' a pretty good life a few miles north in the Villa d'Este, they busted me back to a private. I got no use for you shitheads." . The hotel telephone rang. MacKenzie glared at it between repeated glances at Private Little Joseph, and then picked it up. "Temporary headquarters!" he roared. "I'd suggest a different, less strident announcement," said Aaron Pinkus on the line. "Your adjutants are prepared. Have you learned what we have to know?" "I'm afraid not, Commander. He's one fine old soldier." "I will not presume to understand that statement. Shall we proceed, then?" "Proceed, sir!"

The three automobiles from the Pat O'Brien Commemorative Legion Post raced down Clarendon Street, careening around the comer into Boylston, and, as prearranged, sped to within a block of the Four Seasons Hotel, each vehicle parking in an available space. Swiftly, they rendezvoused at the car nearest the hotel's entrance, their d'avant-guerre conference somewhat held up by the Duffy brothers, who had not been reached by the phone relay insofar as they had been at the Legion Hall's bar since early morning due to a medium- sized dispute with their wives, who happened to be sisters.

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"I'm damn sure -there's somethin' in @ the Church that says we shouldn't have done what we did, Petey!" cried a gray-haired Duffy brother as he was led to the rendezvous. "But we did it thirty years ago, Bobby!" "But they're sisters, Petey. And we're brothers-2' "They're not our sisters, Bobby--2' "Still, brothers and sisters-I'm sure there's somethin', boyo!" "Will you two shut yer faces!" ordered a leather-lined Harry Milligan, put in charge of the small brigade by the injured Billy Gilligan. "Yer too pissed for combat, so I'm orderin' you to stand watch." "What are we watchin'T' asked a weaving Bobby Duffy, running his hand through the imagined hair on his bald head. "Where are the Krauts comin' fromT' "Not Krauts, Bobbo! The dirty bastards who want to shoot the heart out of the great general!" "What do they look like, Harry boy?" inquired a wide, red-eyed Peter Duffy, gripping the side-view mirror and, quite by the accident of his bulk, bending it out of shapedownward. .'How the hell do I know, Petey?" replied the CO of the Milligan- Gilligan brigade. "My guess is that they'll be runnin' like a Donegal wind out of there once we find em. "How will we do that, Harry boy?" asked Bobby Duffy, his words interspersed with one hiccup and two belches. "Come to think of it, I'm not sure." Milligan squinted, the leathered lines in his face like crevices on a rhino skin. "Gilligan never actually told me." "You got it wrong, Harry," protested the erratically unstable Peter Duffy. "You yourself are Gilligan." "I'm not himself at all, you slotted asshole! I'm Milligan!" "Very nice to make your acquaintance," said Bobby Duffy, sinking down to the curb like an overripe, overdone baked potato punctured by a fork. "M' brother has been afflicted by the evil anti-Christ demons!" cried Peter, falling down against the car door, his leg over his brother's face. "It's the curse of the witchsisters!"

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"Good lad," agreed Harry Milligan, kneeling and patting Petey's head. "You stay here and ward off those terrible demons." Harry rose to his feet and addressed the seven remaining troops of the Milligan-Gilligan brigade. "Come on now,, boyos, we know what we have to do!" "What exactly is that, lad?" asked a gaunt sep'tuagenarian, wearing an ill-fitting World War 11 field jacket replete with a dozen patches representing duty in the European theater of operations. "Billy Gilligan gave me the two names-the first, of course, the great General Hawkins and, the second, his employer, a gentleman of the law of which we've all heard of not unkindly. The Jewish fella who's a big shillelagh in Boston and who has a number of fine Catholic lawyers in his firm." "Smart, they're always so smart," intoned an elderly unidentified voice in the magnificent seven. "They hire Micks, but how many of us hire the skullcaps? Smart." "So this is what we do, boyos, I myself will go to the front desk and make the inquiry. I'll be tellin 'ern I have to reach either the great general or his friend, the grand lawyer named Pinkus, because I got an urgent confidential message that concerns both of 'em, and the dear Lord knows I'm not lyin' about that! Now, with such highfalutin fellas, they got no choice but to put me in touch with one or the other, right?" A chorus of affirmatives followed, mar-red by the dissenting voice of the oldest combatant in the field jacket. "I dunno, Gilligan - -- 2' "I'm Milligan!" "Wish you were Gilligan, he was on the force, y'know." "I'm not ... so what don't you know, ya old fart?" "Suppose you get a secretary on the telephone, what are you goin' to say? . .. 'My apologies, lass, but somebody or other is about to blow away the great general and his friend, the Jewish shillelagh.' .. . Somehow, lad, I think they'd call for the boys who drive those little white trucks with thick rubber walls and bars in the windows." - "I don't hafta talk to nobody, you walkin' object of a wake! Paddy Lafferty has told us all about the grand suit his employer keeps at the Four Asses, only we don't know

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where it is. Now the clerks got to tell me on account of the urgent confidential message I'm carryin', right?" There was a chorus of affirmatives, again mar-red by the septuagenarian legionnaire. "Suppose they don't believe you? I wouldn't. You got shifty eyes, when a person can see 'em." There was now a brace of nodding heads as the combatants studied the flesh-encased eyes of Harry Milligan. "Oh, shut up!" cried Harry, shocking his troops back to the issue at hand. "They can believe me or not believe me, it don't make no difference. They still got to give me a room number to call-then we'll know where it is!" "Then what?" asked the cautious disbeliever. "Then we split up, and you, ya shriveled-up cadaver, you stay by the front entrance and if we flush the bastards out and they run into getaway automobiles, you damn well get the license plate numbers.... Thank Christ you weren't in my outfit, you'd be arguing with Ike himself!" Milligan pointed to three of the remaining unassigned six legionnaires. "You lads cover whatever other exits there are to the street-Lafferty was clear about that-2' "Where are they, Harry?" said a short, middle-aged man in a leather air corps jacket. "I was a tail gunner, so I'm not too familiar with ground tactics." "You gotta find 'em, boyo! Paddy said to pipe 'em, up." "What does that mean, Harry?" "Well ... well, Paddy wasn't too clear about that, but I figure he meant not to let anybody out who shouldn't." "Like who?" asked a tall, slender man in his late sixties, his dress code in conflict with the mission, as he wore a loud Hawaiian shirt profuse with orange passion flowers, but nevertheless topped by a blue legionnaire's cap. "Harry awready told us!" cried an overweight member of medium height, a metal combat helmet framing his bubbled-out face. "Any bastards who are runnin' outside to getaway cars." "Then we shoot 'em!" confirmed the slender gentleman in the Hawaiian shirt. "In the legs, boyo!" clarified Harry Milligan. "Like we used to do with the Kraut scouts. We gotta save 'em for interrogation!"

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"Right on, Harry," the helmeted infantryman agreed. "Boy, do I remember! We'd capture 'em and all they did was cover their balls! 'Course I never had to shoot, but they got the message." "Lads, I suggest you take off your headgear. Kinda obvious, you know what I mean?" Harry then addressed the last three combatants from Post O'Brien. "You boys, you stay with me, properly behind and mixin' with the people in the lobby, but keep your eyes on me. When I move, you move with me, got it, boyos?" Once more, and now louder with determination, the chorus of consenting adults was heard. "We'll go in first," said the beefy ground soldier, clipping his helmet on to his combat belt beneath his bowling shirt, which proclaimed the virtues of O'Boyle's meats. "Give us two minutes and we'll find the exits and get stationed." "Good thought, boyo. Off with you now---there's no time to waste!" Milligan checked his watch as the threeman advance unit dodged the Boylston traffic and ran as fast as their elderly legs could manage into the hotel. The sight of them did not exactly overwhelm the uniformed doorman with inspirational thoughts. Harry turned to the remaining three and issued his orders. "When we get inside I'll go to the front desk, very casually, mind you, like I walk through the lobby every day of me life, and sort of lean over the counter like a very important man, maybe winkin' a couple of times to convey the fact that I got a confidential message for other important persons. Then I'll hit 'em with the one-two punch, namely the two illustrious names of Hawkins and Pinkass." "I think that's Pinkoos, Harry," offered a florid-faced, balding man in his late sixties, who was obviously a bowling colleague of the infantryman; unfortunately, the O'Boyle's Meat Market T-shirt was inside out. "He's right, Milligan," confirmed a short man sporting a large, bushy mustache usually associated with English sergeant-majors at the turn of the century. Contrarily, his present uniform consisted of soiled Levi's held up by red suspenders over a yellow and black plaid shirt. "I heard Paddy say Pinkoos lotsa times." "Pinkuss is closer," corrected the third member of Har- THE ROAD TO OMAHA 199

ry's unit, an inordinately tall reed of a man wearing a dark green tank top that afforded a generous view of the tattoos on both his arms, especially an elongated hissing blue snake with the legend below it reading Don't Thread on Me. "I'll just say 'Pinkiss' real quicklike, that'll cover it.... All right, boyos of Post O'Brien, we charge and win this one for the general!"

Inside Aaron Pinkus's Buick coupe, the sartorially stunning Desis One and Two, the former's mouth somewhat enlarged by a plastic front denture, sat in the cramped backseat, each admiring himself and both constantly running their hands over the smooth dark fabric of their cutaways, especially the satin lapels. "Rememb@r now, Sergeants, pretend you don't understand a word of English," said Aaron behind the wheel as they turned into Boylston Street. "You're ambassadors to the United Nations from Spain and very important men." "Dad'sss nice," interrupted Desi-One, lisping heavily due to the intrusion behind his lips, "but we still don't know how we get the vicioso to be so mad at us." "You mistake him for someone else, Sergeant, we've gone over that. When you see him in the lobby, you rush over and point at him, yelling that he's a hunted criminal from Madrid." "Yeah, we gone over dat," said Desi-Two. "An' we don' like dat. The vicioso, like all viciosos, gotta gun, man, an' he gonna let us know dat!" "He won't have a chance to do you any harm at all," replied Aaron to the implied protest. "The general will be right behind him and will immediately interfere'immobilize,' I believe was the word he used. You trust the general, don't you?" "Oh, yeah, we like him," answered Desi-One. "We really like that crazy hombre. He gonna get us into da army!" "He also beat d'shit out of us at d'airport, amigo. Dad's why I trust him." Desi-Two kept nodding his head as he

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fingered the crease on his cutaway trousers. "Dad ole man got big testlculos." "So what den, Comandante?" asked a bewildered Desi the First. "T'he general, in his uniquely peculiar way, is quite astute," replied Pinkus, hugging the curb behind several taxis to the Four Seasons' entrance. "No government dares offend an allied government over lapsed security, especially countries that are strategically important. They might shut down their embassies and sever relations!" "Dad'ses wad we don' like," broke in Desi-One. "We don' want no embassy espafiol shut down, even tho' we never been to Espafia, especially if we gotta get shot. Our relations won' like dat." "The general has given you his word." "Ees better be fooking good! ... But den what?" "Well, the best way to explain it to you is that whoever sent ' this terrible person to Boston after the general will be forced to reconsider his methods." "Don' understand." "He'll be frightened to the point of calling off such assaults, warning everyone in Washington who had anything to do with sending such a vicious criminal after the general to cease and desist or disappear. Hawkins is geopolitically accurate. Our bases in Spain-mainly those with planes-must be sustained." 'V0104, Comandante!"

MacKenzie Hawkins gave his command. "Blowtorch the door open now! I want it down in five minutes, got that, Captain?" "You got it, General," replied the voice of the hotel's engineer over the telephone. "But you promised, sir. I get a picture of you and me together, right?" "My pleasure, son, and I'll put my arm around your shoulders like we crossed the Rhine by ourselves." "Holy Christ, I'm in heaven before I lay down to die!" "Now, Captain. It's imperative to the assault." "Four minutes and eight seconds, General!" Hawkins punched the bar of the telephone and dialed

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the number of the cellular phone in Aaron Pinkus's Buick. "Commander?" "Yes, General?" "I'll be down in five minutes. Where are you positioned?" "Three cars from the entrance." "Good. Establish yourselves at the front desk and synchronize your watch. Zero option is between thirteen and seventeen minutes. Read me?" "You're not entirely illegible, General. I understand."

The Post O'Brien brigade was in place-tank top, tattoos, flight jacket, a bulging combat helmet, red suspenders, Hawaiian shirt, soiled Levi's, and a squinty-eyed, winking leader at the front desk. "Yes, sir?" said the clerk, pulling a handkerchief from his breast pocket as if the sight of the man might produce an accompanying odor. "I'll tell ya what I got, boyo, and you better move quick. Does the names Pinkiss and Hawkins strike a bell, lad?" "Mr. Pinkus maintains a suite here, if that's what you mean. "I'm not referrin' to his inner private life, boyo, and I don't give a damn how many sweeties he's got. I gotta get a message to him and the general. It's urgent and confidential. Now, how do you propose I do that, eh?" "I suggest you telephone Mr. Pinkus's ... rooms. Extension five thousand five." "Five-zero-zero-five, right, lad?" "That's correct." "That's his room number?" "We do not have fifty floors, sir. No hotel in Boston has fifty floors. That is the telephone extension number." "It don't make no sense. In any decent hotel the room number is the phone number!" "Not necessarily." "Why not? How can a person know where it is?" "Good point," agreed the clerk. "You yourself might illustrate it."

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"Illustrate what, boyo?" "The point, sir... The house phones are over on that ledge." Bewildered, Harry Milligan turned and hurried toward the bank of telephones on a marble counter attached to the wall. He picked one up and dialed rapidly. The line was busy.

"This is your Washington surveillance," said MacKenzie Hawkins into the phone, lowering his voice and speaking softly, urgently. "My what?" asked the man in a hotel room two stories below, his voice equally low but hardly soft. "Just listen to me. The target's checking out-my informant tells me he called the bell captain to have his luggage taken downstairs." "Who the fuck are you?" "Your liaison to D.C., and you should thank me, not curse me. Hurry up. Follow him." "I'm locked in!" shouted the would-be assassin furiously. "The fuckin' door jammed; they're working on it now!" "Out. We can't be involved any longer." "Holy shit! ... Wait a minute, the door's being pulled out!" "Hurry." The Hawk hung up the phone and looked down at Little Joey the Shroud sitting on the edge of the bed. "Are you going to tell me you didn't know that man was in the hotel?" "What man?" protested Joey. "Yoii are the fazool of Jazools, Mickey Ha Ha. You need help, big fella, like maybe a nice place with green grass lawns and iron gates and lots of doctors." "You know, Little Joseph, I believe you," said the general."'It wouldn't be the first time command has kept certain aspects of an operation from the scouts." With these words the Hawk walked rapidly to the door and let himself out; he could be heard accelerating his pace down the corridor... And the telephone rang. Joey reached over and picked it up.

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"Yeah?" "Is this the grand and great general himself, sir?" "So?" replied a squinting, curious Little Joey. "'Tis the privilege of me life, General! 'Tis Private First Class Harry Milligan and I'm here to tell ya that we got the place not only surrounded but infilterated, sir! No harm'11 come to ya, sir on the word of the patriotic boyos of the Pat O'Brien Commemorative Legion Post!" Quietly, slowly, Joey replaced the telephone and leaned back on the pillow. Fazools, he mused. The whole world was peopled with flakereenos, especially in Boston, Massachusetts, where the friggin' pilgrims were probably inbred to begin with. After all, what did they have to do but have a little fun on the long journey in that boat, the Maypot? ... Well, thought Joey, he was going to order a nice, early room-service dinner and then call code Ragu in Washington. Vinnie the Bam-Barn was going to hear a long, very screwed-up story whether he liked it or not. Fazools!

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Aaron Pinkus escorted his two diplomats in their cutaw ays to the front desk and proudly announced that his guests, the ambassadors from Spain, would be occupying his suite and whatever courtesies were extended would be greatly appreciated, not only by their host, but by the government of the United States of America. The entire front desk converged to pay homage to the distinguished visitors, and when it was learned that neither spoke English, a Puerto Rican bellboy was summoned to act as interpreter. The bellboy, whose name was Raul, was overjoyed as his first communication with Desi the First consisted of the following-freely translated. "Hey, Man, where'd you get thatfancy uniform with the shiny buttons? You in the army?" "No, man, I carry suitcases. I'm assigned to you so I can make the gringos understand what you say. "Hey, that's cool! Where are you from?" "PR. " "So are we!" "No, you're not, you're big-shot diplomats from Madrid! That's what the cat said. "

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"That'sfor the gringos, man! Hey, maybe later we have a nice party, what do you say?" "Hey, man, where you're staying, they got everything!" "They got maybe girls? Nice girls, of course, because my associate is very religious. " "I'll get him what he wants, and I'll get us what we want. Leave it to me, man. " "What did they say, Pedro?" asked the head clerk. "Raul, sir." "Ferribly sorry. What did they say?" "They are very appreciative of the fine manners and exemplary kindness displayed by all of you. They are especially gratified by the fact that you have assigned this modest Raul to be with them throughout their stay." "My word!" said an assistant manager. "You speak extremely well for a Sp ... for a newly arrived person to our shores." "Night school, sir. Boston University Extension Course for Immigrants." "Keep your eyes on this young man, gentlemen. He's different!" "He's the biggest asshole of them all. This is a good place; he won't last a month. " "Tell us something we don't know, Pedro!" "Perhaps, " said Aaron Pinkus, interrupting, "you'd like to look around this magnificent lobby. It's really very unique. -. . . Would you translate, please, Raul. "With great pleasure, sir "

Harry Milligan approached the tank top-cum-tattoos and whispered into his ear, only vaguely aware that a number of people in the lobby stared at them. "The great general moves in wondrous and mysterious ways, lad. I explained our mission and he was kinda quietlike, but as the Lord is my witness, I could hear the wheels spinning in that fine brain of his.... Y'know, that grand man could be scalin' down the outside walls at this minute. I'm told he taught all the Rangers everythin' they ever learned!" Suddenly, the intrusion startling, the septuagenarian in the patch-laden field jacket, his bowed legs a set of churn- THE ROAD TO OMAHA 205

ing parentheses, rushed up to Milligan and Tank Top. "I've got it, boyos! They're terrorists!" "Who, for Christ's sake?" "Them fancy dans in the fish W chips!" "What're ya talkin' about?" "Those two dark-skinned, black-haired creeps leavin' the front desk! They're supposed to be big shots, right?" "Well, I guess they are, boyo. Look at 'em." , "Since when do big shots in big-shot threads get out of a lousy, small three-year-old Buick instead of a big limousine-type automobile? I ask ya, Harry Milligan, does it make sense?" "No, it don't, 'cause it ain't natural, not with highfalutin duds like that in a place like this. A three-year-old Buick just ain't fittin' transportation, yer right about that." Harry squinted at the splendidly dressed visitors who looked for all the world like preening peacocks, foreigners from some sun-drenched country in the Mediterranean by the dark complexion of their faces.... Arabs! Arab terrorists who surely were not comfortable in the clothes they wore or they wouldn't be hitching up their shoulders and wiggling their asses in their tight-fitting trousers. No, sir, those boyos were used to desert robes like in the movies and long-curved knives under their belts, not fancy-dan sashes around their waists. "Holy Mary, Mother of God," whispered Gilligan to Tank Top. "This could be it, boyo! Get word to each of our lads-tell 'em to move in slowly, keepin' their eyes on those two Sahara rats. If they get into an elevator, we get in, too!" "Harry, I didn't go to confession this week--2' "Oh, shut up, there are seven of us, for Christ's sake!" "That's more than three on one, ain't it?" "Now you're an accountant, lad? Hurry along now, and lastly, tell the boyos that if I give the lodge war cry, we rush 'em!" Like a gracefully choreographed pavane with somewhat less than graceful dancers, the Milligan-Gilligan brigade began threading through the well-dressed guests in the hotel lobby. Bare arms with tattoos and T-shirts from O'Boyle's Meats mingled with tropical worsteds and Christian Dior prints, while a swinging combat helmet

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kept crashing into the stomachs of Brooks Brothers blazers and Adolfo cocktail dresses, all to the growing concern of the entire front desk and the appalled victims in the lobby being assaulted by the offending intruders in their very strange costumes. Suddenly, a heavyset man with fire in his eyes emerged from an elevator. He looked around and moved quickly to a vantage point near the front entrance where he could obviously survey the lobby. Unseen by him, a tall, grayhaired figure in a buckskin Indian jacket came out of the shadows and sidestepped his way to within several feet of the agitated man. 11iCaramba!" 11iMadre de Dios!" The screaming duet filled the lobby as the two men in cutaways roared at the top of their voices while pointing accusingly at the heavyset man near the entrance. 11iHomicidio!" "iAsesino! " "iCriminal!" "iDernandari el policia! The stunned, unfriendly-looking gentleman who was the object- of the cutaways' shrieking accusations began to run but was instantly stopped by the tall man in the Indian costume, who hammerlocked the man's neck and head while jamming his knee up into the base of the accused's spine. "That's him, boyos!" came another roar that echoed off the walls and over the pandemonium of the crowds in the lobby. "It's the great man himself! Erin go bragh, boyos! Charge in the memory of Saint William Patrick O'Brien!" And, naturally, the Milligan-Gilligan brigade pummeled through hysterical bodies and fell upon the two Arab terrorists in cutaways. "Wa chu doing, ole man?" yelled Desi the First, fending off an assault by a fat stranger now wearing a combat helmet. "Hey, loco jerk!" cried Desi the Second, his foot sending an O'Boyle Meats advocate into a lovely Queen Anne chair that collapsed under his bulk; he gripped the bare arm of Tank Top. "Das a nice lookin' snake, ole gringo,

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an' I don' wanna hurt it, but chu gotta leave me alone! I got no disputa wid chu!" "Sergeants!" roared the Hawk, crashing through the collapsing figures around his two extremely adept adjutants. "Commander Pinkus has ordered an evacuation!" "As quickly as possible," added Aaron by the door. "The hotel security was filling out stolen property forms in the office, but they're out of there now and the police have been summoned. Quickly!" "Wad about the vicioso, Heneral?" "When he wakes up he'll have a bad back for a month or two. I wonder if the Mafia has Medicare." "Will you three please hurry!" "H'okay, Comandante," said Desi-One" looking around at the melee in the lobby. "Hey, Raul!" iSi, Sefior Embajador? You freak!" "We'll call you later, man! Maybe you wanna join the army wid us, no?" "Maybe, amigo. It could be safer than this place. iAdi6s!" Aaron Pinkus's Buick coupe raced down Boylston Street and turned around the first comer that would lead them to Arlington and eventually the Ritz-Carlton hotel. "I simply don't understand!" protested the attorney. "Who were they?" 'They were lunatics--old lunatics, senile lunatics!" replied an angry MacKenzie Hawkins, glancing into the backseat. "Did you two suffer any wounds?" he asked. "You crazy, Heneral? Dose ole men couldn't steal chickens." ")What's that?" yelled the Hawk abruptly as he watched Desi the First place four wallets on the seat between himself and Desi-Two. "Wad's wad?" asked D-One, innocently looking up at the general. "Those are billfolds-wallets-four of them!" "Ees a big crowd back there," offered D-Two. "My fren' don' work so hard today 'cause he can do lots better." "Good Lord," said Pinkus behind the wheel, a sense of

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defeat again overwhelming him. "The hotel security ... those stolen property reports." "You can't do that, Sergeant!" "I'm not so lousy, Heneral. Ees only a sideline, as you gringos say." "Oh, dear Abraham," pleaded Aaron softly. "I really must calm myself, my blood pressure is stratospheric." "What's the matter, Commander Pinkus?" "Let's just say this hasn't been a normal working day for me, General." "Do you want me to drive?" "Oh, no, thank you. Driving actually takes my mind off things." Aaron reached over to the radio and turned it on. The strains of Vivaldi's Concerto in D for flute filled the small car, causing Desis One and Two to look at each other in disapproval and Pinkus to breathe steadily, deeply, for a few moments of peace. However, it was only a few moments. Suddenly, the music stopped and the excited voice of an announcer replaced the soothing Vivaldi with a nerve-shattering news flash. "We interrupt this program to bring you an exclusive bulletin. The Four Seasons Hotel on Boylston-Street was only minutes ago the scene of an extraordinary incident. The circumstances have not been clarified, but apparently there was a riot in the hotel@ lobby causing numerous guests to be jostled and thrown to the ground- fortunately with only minor injuries so far reported We switch you now by telephone to our correspondent at the scene, Chris Nichols, who was having a late lunch at the hotel-" the announcer paused,, involuntarily adding, "Lunch at the Four Seasons? On our salaries ... ?" "Not lunch, you idiot!" broke in a second voice, deep and resonant. "My wife thinks I'm in Marblehead-" "You're ON, Chris!" "Just kidding, f

olks . but there was no humor in what took place here barely five minutes ago. The police are trying to unravel the facts and it @ not an easy job. All we know at this moment is that the cast of characters might have come out of a Hitchcock film.... A famous Boston lawyer, two Spanish ambassadors, Arab terrorists, a large elderly American Indian with the strength of a buffalo, an

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odd assortment of World War Two veterans in strange attire and even stranger hallucinations, and finally, a reputed Mafia executioner Only the first and the last have been identified. They are the renowned attorney Mr Aaron Pinkus, and one Caesar Boccegallupo, allegedly a capo primitivo in the Borgia family of Brooklyn, New York. The first-named, Mr Aaron Pinkus, presumably escaped with the two Spanish ambassadors or was taken hostage by the Arab terrorists, depending on whose version one cares to accept. Mr Boccegallupo is in custody, and according to reports keeps shouting that he insists on speaking to his lawyer, who he claims is the President of the United States. Well, regardless of political parties, we all know the President is not an attorney. " "Thank you, Chris, thank you for this exclusive report, and good luck in Marblehead with that exciting yacht club regatta- "It's over, you stupid son of a-" The Vivaldi returned but did nothing to lower Aaron Pinkus's blood pressure. "Abraham has truly deserted me," whispered the foremost lawyer of Boston, Massachusetts. "I heard that, Commander!" shouted MacKenzie Hawkins. "He. may have, but as sure as leopards have spots, I haven't! We'll face the fire together, turn it on lem, and blow 'em away, old buddy!" "Is it possible," asked Aaron Pinkus softly, glancing at the Hawk, "that I have been presented with the human form of my own personal dybbuk?"

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Sunrise Jennifer Redwing quietly shut the bedroom door and walked to the writing desk in the sitting room of the Ritz-Carlton suite arranged by Aaron Pinkus. "Your mother's asleep," she said as she pulled the chair away and sat down facing Devereaux on the couch. "At last," she added, firmly crossing her legs and glaring at Sam. "I don't suppose it would do any good to tell you that my mother isn't always tanked." "If I were a mother, Samuel Devereaux, and I had learned about my son what she's learned about you during the last several days, I wouldn't draw a sober breath for the next five years!" "Isn't that a little severe, Counselor?" "Only if you chose to immolate yourself on the stage of the San Francisco Cow Palace, all proceeds going for the benefit of mothers driven to cuckooville by their offspring." "She told you quite a bit then," said Sam, unsuccessfully trying to avoid the lovely lady's positively unfriendly gaze. "Only bits and pieces at the house, but for the past half hour, I've listened to a compendium of horrors-that's

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when you may have heard me locking the door as she instructed me to do.... Underworld killers on a golf course, English traitors, Nazis on chicken farms, Arabs roasting goats' testicles in the desert-and my God, kidnapping the Pope! You made allusions to this mad general scouring intelligence files to raise forty million dollars-but nothing like this! Jesus Christ, the Pope! I can't believe it ... she must have got that wrong." "They're not actually one and the same, you know. Christ and the Pope, I mean. Remember, I'm Anglican, although I can't specifically recall when I last went to church. Early teens, I think-2' "I don't give a damn whether you're Anglican or a moon drop from a Tibetan zodiac, you are certifiable, Counselor! You have no right walking the streets, much less-much, much less-being an officer of the court!" "You're hostile," observed Devereaux. "I've gone completely out of my mind! You make my maximum- nut brother Charlie look like Oliver Wendell Holmes!" "I'll bet we'd get along." "Oh, sure, I can see it now. Redwing and Devereaux--2' "Devereaux and Redwing," interrupted Sam. "I'm older and more experienced" "--the law firm that set all manner of jurisprudence back to the Stone Age!" "Probably a lot clearer then," said Sam, nodding. "They couldn't chip out all those codicillary phrases on the rocks." "Be serious, you idiot!" "An idiot I'm not, Red. A playwright once said that there comes a time when there's nothing left to do but scream. I'm simply substituting an ironic chuckle for a shriek." "You're referring. to Anouilh, and he also said 'bearer of life, give light,' and I substitute 'law' for 'life'-which for a few moments in your house I thought you believed, too. We must give light, Sam." "You know about Anouilh? I thought I was the only person I knew who--2' "He was never a practicing attorney in Paris," inter- 212 ROBERT LUDLUM

rupted Jennifer, "but he loved the law--especially the language of the law-and he turned a great deal of it into poetry.,, "You scare me, Indian lady." "I hope so. We've got a very scary problem on the docket, Counselor." "I don't mean Mac's megainess, although you're right, it's scary as hell. But somehow-don't ask me how-I think we'll muddle through, at least with our lives if not our sanity intact." "I'm glad you're so confident," observed Redwing. "I'm not, on either point." " 'Confident' is the wrong word, Red. Let's say I'm fatalistic because the fates will probably be on our side if for no other reason than the combine of Aaron Pinkus and MacKenzie Hawkins, two of the most resourceful men I've ever known, are running interference for us. And if I'm called off the bench, I'm not exactly inadequate myself." "nen you've lost me. What were you talking about?" '@You, lady.... In the space of a few hours, from a crazy moment in an elevator to this hotel suite, we've gone through quite a bit." -Fhat may be the understatement of your professional career," Redwing broke in quickly, quietly, her eyes still glaring. "I know, I know, but something happened--2' "Has it really?" "To me," completed Sam. "I've watched you in what the psychology boys would probably call moments of extreme stress, and I like what I saw, respect what I saw. You can learn an awful lot about a person under those kinds of circumstances.... You can discover wonderful things, beautiful things." "Mis is getting a little-saccharine, Mr. Devereaux," said Jennifer, "and I'm very sure it's not the time for it." "But it is the time, don't you see? If I don't say it now when I feel it so strongly, I might not say it later. It may just slip away and I don't want that to happen." "Why? Because the memory of-what was it your mother said?-- oh, yes, the 'eternal love of his life,' some

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benevolent nun who ran away with the Pope, has come back to you? That's only another crooked house on a crooked mile in cuckooville!" "That's part of what I'm saying," insisted Sam. "Because that memory's fading, I can feel it, sense it. Only last night I wanted to kill Mac for even mentioning her name, but now it doesn't matter, at least I don't think it does. I look at you and I can't see her face any more, and that tells me something pretty goddamned important." "Are you telling me there actually was such a person?" 'Yes. "Counselor, I've got to be in the middle of a horror movie that has exhausted my popcorn, half of it sticking to a gum-laden floor." "Welcome to the world of MacKenzie Hawkins, Counselor. And don't get up from your seat, because if the greasy popcorn doesn't make you slip down on your ass, you'll lose your shoes to the gum.... Why do you think your brother beat feet? Why do you think I did everything within the power of the very powerful Aaron Pinkus to avoid getting mixed up with the mad Hawk again?" "Because it is total madness," answered the bronzeskinned Aphrodite@, her eyes softening. "Yet your brilliant Mr. Pinkus-and I concede that brilliance, because I know something about him-has not cut off the mad general. He's apparently in constant touch with him, working with him, when we both know he could sever the relationship with one call to Washington, exonerating himself from any association whatsoever by simply stating that he never soughtit.... And you, I watched you on the phone in the car; you were beside yourself with anxiety, no matter your feeble disclaimers. Why, Counselor? What hold does this creature have on you, on both of you?" Sam lowered his head, his eyes roaming within an imaginary circle of his shoes. "The truth, I guess," he said simply. "What truth? It's chaos!" "Yeah, there's that, too, but underneath there's truth. Like with Pope Francesco. It started off as the biggest scam in the history of the world, as Aaron called it, but down below there was something else. That beautiful man

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was being hamstrung by self-righteous people around him, men more interested in power than in progress. Uncle Zio wanted to widen the doors opened by John the Twentythird, and they wanted to shut them. That's why Zio and the Hawk became such friends in the Alps. Why they did what they did." "The Alps? What they &dT' "Easy, Counselor. You asked and I'm answering with a limited response. The Alps aren't important, it could have been an apartment in Jersey City. What is important is the truth, and that's Mac's insidious trap. Through whatever circuitous routes his mind travels, he arrives somehow at a fundamental truth, always, I grant you, with a terrific scam.... Your people were raped, lady, and he's produced what appears to be irrefutable evidence of that assault. Sure, there's millions to be made by bringing even that appearance to judicial light, and more millions spread around by those refuting the evidence, but there's no way we can deny his basic premise if his sources are authentic.... I can't, Aaron can't, and finally, you can't." "But I want to deny it! I don't want my people put through this wringer! Many are quite old and many, many more are ill-equipped by lack of education to deal with these complexities. They'd only get confused, undoubtedly corrupted by special interests, and in the end, hurt. It's wrong!" "Oh, I see," said Sam, sitting back on the couch. "Let's keep the happy darkies down on the plantation, singing their spirituals and driving the mules." "What are you saying? How dare you say that to me!" "You just said it, Indian lady. You got out of there, and from your exalted professional perch in San Francisco you decree that the underlings are not fit to break the chains that keep them under." I "I never said they weren't fit, I said they weren't ready! We're building another school, hiring the best teachers we can afford, appealing to the Peace Corps, and sending more and more children off the reservation for better educations. But it's not all done overnight. You can't change a disenfranchised people into a politically aware society in a month or two, it takes years."

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"You don't have years, Counselor, you've got right now. If you let this chance, as slim as it is, to right a vindictive wrong slip away, it's not going to come around the bend again. Mac was right about that; it's why he'& handled it the way he has--every weapon in place and concealed, the high command out of reach but still very much in control." "What does that gobbledygook mean?" "I suppose the Hawk would call it something like Delta Strike Force, Zero Hour Shock." "Oh, of course. Now I understand completely!" "Surprise attack, Red. No prior notice, no newspaper or media coverage of any kind, no attorneys proclaiming their march to the Court--everything stiletto-quick and quiet." "Catching everyone off guard . concluded Jennifer, now beginning to understand. "Exactly," said Devereaux. "Forget the odds, say they just get a single swing vote, there's no appeal to a Supreme Court decision, only a legislative correction by changing the rules, the laws." "And Congress, even galvanized, has the speed of a turtle," completed the lady lawyer. "Thus leaving your crazy Hawk in the catbird seat." "Thus leaving the Wopotamis in the same chair," amended Devereaux. "It's called write-your-ticket time." "It could also be called an express elevator to hell," said Redwing, getting up and walking to the hotel window overlooking Boston's Public Garden. "It can't happen, Sam," she continued, shaking her head slowly. "They couldn't handle it. The carpetbaggers in their limousines and Lear jets would descend on them like an army of pterodactyls, parading Bacchus and his Bacchae in numbers they couldn't walk away from.... And I couldn't stop them, none of us could stop them."

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"There's about a dozen of us, kids the Council of Elders decided were ogotiowa-smarter than the others, is the easiest translation, although it goes deeper-who were given opportunities not available to the other children. We're all doing pretty well, and except for three or four who couldn't wait to assimilate and buy their BMWs, we get together and look after the tribe's interests. We do our

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best, but even we couldn't protect them from this kind of Olympian spoils of law." "We're very Greek today, aren't we?" "I wasn't aware of it. )"y?" "I don't know. Some Greek is walking around in my best J. Press blazer. Sorry, I didn't mean to interrupt." "Yes you did. You're trying to figure out how to answer me.,,

"Quick, very quick, Counselor... Yes, I am, and I think I can. Am I correct in assuming that you're the top gun of this specially chosen dozen?" "I suppose so. I'm very committed and I'm in a position to advise legally." "Men use that expertise before the fact, if the fact ever becomes a reality." "In what way?" "How many others of the tribal whiz kids can you trust?" answered Sam with another question. "My brother Charlie, of course, when he's got his head straight ... perhaps six or seven others who I don't think could be bought into Alice in penthouse-land." "Men form an irrevocable corporate trust, signed by each member of your Council of Elders, stating that no tribal business of an economic nature may be transacted or committed through any persons other than those constituting the executors of the aforesaid trust." "That opens us up to collusion prior to an anticipated legal action," objected Redwing. "What action? Have you been formally apprised of any legal action?" "You're damned right I have. By my brother Charlie the nut, and my new acquaintance, Sam of the sotted trousers." "So lie a little. It's either that or an express elevator to hell." Redwing walked back toward the desk; she paused, her hands on her hips, her head arched to the ceiling in thought. It was a provocative stance instantly provoking Devereaux. "Do you have to do that?" he asked. "Do what?" replied the Aphrodite of the Wopotamis, her eyes leveled at Sam. "Stand like that."

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"Like what?" "You may be a daunting lady, but you don't have an excess of testosterone." "What the hell are you talking about?" "You're not a man." "You're damned right I'm not." Redwing briefly surveyed her upright frontage. "Oh, come on, Counselor, get off it. Concentrate on your nun." "Do I detect a note of jealousy? It'd be the best sign I could hope for." Sam instantly began an impoverished rendition of the song. "Jell-loos-see, I hear you my jell-loossee...... "For God's sake, shut up! ... It's something Charlie could do." "I hope not." "What?" "Never mind. What could Charlie do?" "Form the corporate trust," said Redwing, going to the desk and picking up the phone. "He can use my secretary and fax everything out, have it all wrapped up in a day." "Hey, " shouted Devereaux, jumping up from the couch, "you dial, but can I act like your secretary at this end?" "WhyT' "I want to hear the voice of the poor son of a bitch who got suckered into the Hawk's larceny like I did. CO it perverse, but I did overlook your proposal of marriage. How about it?" "Be my guest," said Jennifer, dialing. "What's his full name?" asked Sam, standing beside the stunning Indian attorney. "So he knows I'm authentic." "Charles ... Sunset ... Redwing." "You're kidding!" "He was born during the last rays of the descending sun, and I don't care to listen to any fatuous comment from you." "I wouldn't dare." Jennifer completed dialing and handed the phone to Devereaux. After several moments, Sam replied to the quiet "hello" at the other end of the line. "Is this Charles Sunset Redwing?" "You calling for Eagle Eyes?" said the brother. "Is anything wrong back thereT'

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"Eagle Eyes?" Devereaux covered the phone with his hand and turned to Jennifer. "He said 'Eagle Eyes.' What does that mean? Is it an Indian code?" "He's our uncle. You used Charlie's middle name, which he doesn't exactly advertise. Let me talk to him." "He scares the hell out of me." "Charlie? Why? He's a nice kid." "He sounds like mell, "Two points for the white man," said Redwing, taking the telephone. "Hello, you jackass, it's your big sister and you're going to do precisely what I tell you to do, and don't you dare make any moves on my secretary or I'll rediaper you like I used to do but with a couple of missing parts. Got that, Charlie?" Sam returned to the couch, then decided against sitting down, opting instead for the suite's mirrored bar built into the wall and stocked with all manner of spirits. As Red Redwing harangued her brother with instructions, he began producing a large glass pitcher of dry martinis. If there was nothing left to do but scream, he might as well yell half-plastered. "There!" said Jennifer, replacing the phone and turning, expecting to find Devereaux on the couch, instead shifting her eyes to the bar and the mixologist performing his ritual. "What are you doing?" "Making pain less painful, I guess," answered Sam, poking a tiny fork into a jar of olives. "Aaron should be here shortly, and sooner or later Mac also-if he ever gets out of the Four Seasons.... It's not a conference I look forward to. Care for a belt?" "No, thanks, because that's what it would be. A heavy belt landing me on the floor. I'm afraid that, too, is part of the genes, so I stay away." "Really? I thought that was just a dumb myth-Indians and firewater." "Do you think Pocahontas would have looked twice at that scrawny WASP John Smith if she wasn't tanked? Not with all those cute braves around." "I consider that a racist remark." "You bet your ass. Leave us something."

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The elegant manager of the exclusive Fawning Hill Country Club on the Eastern Shore of Maryland turned to his assistant as the heavyset man walked through the imposing front entrance and then past them, nodding his acceptance at having been greeted silently, no name mentioned. "Roger, my boy," said the tuxedoed manager, "you have just witnessed at least twelve percent of the entire wealth of this country walk through those doors." "You're kidding," said the younger, equally clean-cut subordinate, also in a tuxedo but without the white rose in his lapel. "Not for an instant," continued the manager. "It's a private meeting in the Gold Room with the Secretary of State. No lunch, no drinks other than bottled water, nothing. Very serious. Two men from the State Department arrived an hour ago and swept the room with electronic devices to make sure there were no taps anywhere." "What do you figure it is, Maurice?" 'The movers and the shakers, Roger. Inside that room are the heads of Monarch-McDowell Aircraft, Petrotoxic Amalgamated, Zenith Ball Bearings Worldwide, and the Smythington-Fontini Industries, which stretch from Milan, Italy, to California." "Wow! Who's the fifth guy?" "The king of international bankers. He's from Boston and holds more purse strings than the Treasury Department." "What do you think they're doing?" "If I knew, I could probably get rich."

"Moose!" cried Warren Pease, greeting the owner of Monarch- McDowell Aircraft at the door with a hearty handshake. "Your left eye's in orbit, Warty," said the bull of a man. "Do we have problems?" "Nothing we can't handle, sport," replied the Secretary of State nervously. "Say hello to the crowd." "Hi there, old buddies," said Moose, walking around the table in his honorary green Fawning Hill golf jacket and shaking hands.

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"Good to see you, chum," said Doozie from Petrotoxic Amalgamated, his blue blazer encrested, not with the emblem of a club but with the escutcheon of his family. "You're late, Moose," said, the blond-haired Froggie, owner and CEO of Zenith Ball Bearings Worldwide. "And I'm in a hurry. They've developed a new alloy in Paris and it could make millions in our defense contracts." "Hell, I'm sorry, Frog-face, but I couldn't change the weather over St. Louis. My pilot insisted on a detour... Hello, Smythie, how are the ladies in Milan?" "They still pine for you, Moose!" replied SmythingtonFontini. The half-British, half-Italian yachtsman wore his white flannels and his billowing yachtsman's blouse replete with the ribbons of his yachting triumphs. "So, Bricky," said Moose, grasping the extended hand of the Boston banker. "How's the money pot? You made a bundle out of me last year." "Most of it tax-deductible, old chum," countered the New England banker, smiling. "Would you have it any other way?" "Hell, no, Brick! You sweeten my coffee every moming.... I sit here, right?" "Ibght." "Right!" insisted Froggie.- "I'm in a hurry. Those new alloys in Paris could fall into the hands of German industry. Get with it, Warren." "All right, I shall," said the Secretary of State, sitting down and furiously tapping his left temple to keep his wavering eye in place. "I've informed you all by security phones that our good buddy and my old roomie, the President, has put me on top of the Italian problem at the CIA." "I suppose somebody has to be," observed Doozie of Petrotoxic. "The man's become something of a menace, I understand. The stories of his so-called abusive tactics are, practically legend." "Yet, since taking office," said Moose, "he's been effective. From the day he walked into Langley, our companies haven't had a serious union problem. Whenever there's a threat, former colleagues of his show up in limousines and the threats go away."

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"Nice touch, the limousines," said Doozie, dusting a speck of lint off the family crest on his jacket. "And I must say, he's been an inspiration, the way he throws around his national security prohibitions at those scruffy environmentalists. Mummy and Daddy would have thought the world of him." "And although he's thoroughly unacceptable socially," added the aristocrat of Boston merchant bankers, "through his connections with certain offshore institutions, he's made possible extraordinary extensions of your corporate finances. We've all made millions by not paying millions in taxes." "Damn decent fellow," admitted Moose of MonarchMcDowell Aircraft, his jowls jiggling as he nodded his head. "No question," concurred Doozie. "He truly understands that the success of his betters can mean the betterment of himself. The real trickle-down theory. indisputably proven." "Also," said the inheritor of the Smythington-Fontini multinational companies, "where else could so many of us turn? He's an extremely patriotic American. He realizes every defense project on every drawing board in the country must be approved, no matter how questionable it may appear, for in the attempts, there's always valuable ... research, yes, researrh." "Here, here!" "Here, here-2' "Well," broke in Secretary of State Pease, holding up a trembling right hand that he instantly grabbed with his left and pulled back on the table. "The splendid qualities that have made him such an asset may well be the very reasons why he could become an enormous liability." "What?" " Why? " "Because every one of you has had extensive dealings with him." "Buried, Warren," said Froggie icily. "Deep down." "Not for him." "What happened?" asked Boston Bricky, his face, al- 222 ROBERT LUDLUM

ready bleached from the absence of sunlight in his vaults, growing paler. "It's directly related to the other difficulty we face, which I'll bring up later." "Oh, my God," whispered Doozie. "The savages ... that Court with three left-wing senilities and one nerdy enigma still on it!" "Yes," confirmed Warren Pease, barely audible. "In trying to short-circuit the whole stupid fiasco, Mangecavallo traced the crazy litigants to Boston, then called in his criminal hoods from New York. Real honest to P-and-L sheet killers. One was captured." "Oh, great green gobs of greasy, grimy gopher guts!" cried Bricky. "Boston?" "I read about that," said Moose. "There was a riot at some hotel and the hood who was arrested said the President was his lawyer." "I didn't know your old roomie was a lawyer, Warty," said Doozie. "He's not. -But if my old roomie's name can even be mentioned, how long before Mangecavallo surfaces, and as sure as there's plea bargaining, you'll all be next." "What did you expect, Mr. Secretary?" remarked the blond Froggie, his voice in a deep freeze as he looked around the table at each member. "You give a thug responsibility, you're responsible for thugs." The silence was the silence of the damned. Finally, Moose of Monarch-McDowell spoke. "Good Lord, we'll miss him." "Then we're in agreement?" asked Warren Pease. "Well, of course, old chum," replied Doozie, his eyebrows arched in innocence. "What other avenue can we possibly take?" "All roads lead to my beautiful bank on Beacon Hill!" shouted Bricky. "He's dead monkey meat!" "He's too much for any of us!" cried SmythingtonFontini. "A criminal warlord at the core of the intelligence service--especially one who knows us-could name us!" "Who's going to say it9' demanded Moose. "Goddamn it, somebody's got to say it!" "I shall," answered Froggie in a monotone. "Vincent

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Mangecavallo must as soon as possible become the late Vincent Mangecavallo.... A terrible accident, of course, nothing remotely suspicious." "But how?" asked the Secretary of State. 1, perhaps, can answer you," said Smythington-Fontini, casually inhaling on his long cigarette holder. "I am the sole owner of the Milano-Fontini Industries, and where but in Milan, Italy, are there always cadres of malcontents that my untraceable subordinates might appeal to with a few hundred million lire? Let's say ... I can arrange it." "Stout fellow!" "Good man!" "Damn fine show!" "When it's all over," exclaimed Warren Pease, his left eye reasonably in place, "the President himself will award you a commendation medal! ... A quiet ceremony, of course." "How did he ever get through the hearings?" asked the pale- faced New Englander. "I never expected it." 1, for one, have absolutely no desire to know," replied the President's prep-school roommate. "However, as to the nomination of the silently accommodating Mr. Mangecavallo, may I remind all of you that it was the result of the President-elect's search committee, the majority of whom are around this table. I'm sure you felt that he'd never survive the Senate, but he did, and there you have it.... Gentlemen, you yourselves are responsible for placing a Mafia godfather as director of the Central Intelligence Agency." "That's rather crudely put, old man," observed the escutcheoned Doozie, jutting forth his chin as he fidgeted. "After all, you and 1, we did go to the same college together." "God knows it pains me, Bricky, old chum, but surely you understand. I've got to protect our boy; it's my job, honor-bound and duty and all those other things." "He didn't go to college with us. He wasn't even pledged to our frat at the other place, the one for the grinds." "Life isn't fair to most of our crowd, Bricky," said Froggie, his eyes, however, gazing coldly at the Secretary

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of State. "But just how could you possibly protect our boy in the Oval Office by alluding to any responsibility on our parts regarding Mangecavallo, which we would promptly and vociferously deny?" "Well," fairly choked the Secretary, his left eye again a steel pinball shooting between two magnets, "as it happens, we have the complete minutes of the search committee's meetings." "How?" exploded Bricky, the pallid New England banker. "There were no secretaries and no minutes were taken!" "You were taped, fellas," answered the leader of the State Department, whispering. "VMat?" I heard our'loyal, fine-familied son of a bitch!" cried the Moose. "He said we were taped!" @'With what, for God's sake?" demanded Doozie. "I never saw any machines!" "Voice-activated microphones," said the Secretary, hardly louder than previously. "Underneath the tableswherever you met." "What was that? ... Wherever we met?" The faces around the table were frozen in angry astonishment; then one by one, a's the realization hit them, the voices followed. "My house?" "My lodge on the lake?" "My estate in Palm Springs?" "T'he offices here in Washington?" "Everywhere," whispered Warren Pease, his face white. "How could you possibly do such a thing?" roared the angular Smythington-Fontini, his ascot askew and his cigarette holder a veritable saber. "Honor-bound and duty," replied the blond Froggie. "You unmitigated bastard, don't you ever expect to play at my club again." "And I suggest you cancel any plans you had for attending our class reunion, you despicable tumcoat!" cried Doozie. "As of this moment I accept your resignation from the Metropolitan Society!" stated Moose emphatically.

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"I'm honorary chairman!" "Not any longer, you're not. By this evening we'll have reports of your shocking behavior at State. Say, sexual harassment, female and male. We can't tolerate that sort of thing! Not in our crowd!" "And any thought you entertained about berthing your insignificant cabin cruiser at our yacht club is out of the question," pronounced Smythie. "Dirty pot sailor." "Moose, Froggie, Doozie-you, too, Smythie! How can you do this to me? You're talking about my life, all those things I hold dear!" "You should have thought of that before--2' "But I had nothing to do with it. For God's sake, don't destroy the messenger because of the message he brings!" "That has a familiar ring to it," said Bricky. "Commiepinko propaganda, I think." "No, I think it's Japanese," explained the green-jacketed Moose, "and that's worse! They say our refrigerators are too big to sell and our cars too large for their streets. Why can't they build bigger houses and wider streets, the goddamned protectionist bigots?" "It's none of those things, old fellows," cried the Secretary of State. "It's the truth!" "What's the truth?" demanded Froggie. "The message and the messenger. He bribed waiters and gardeners to install the equipment!" "What the hell are you talking about, you Benedict Arnold?" shouted Petrotoxic's Doozie. "That's it-that's him! Arnold!" "Arnold who?" "Arnold Subagaloo, the President's Chief of Staff!" "Never could get his name straight. Certainly not one of us. What about him?" "He's the one who sent the message-through me! What would I know about voice-activated tapes? Good heavens, I can't even work my damn VCR." "What did this Subaru do?" repeated the pale-faced New England banker. "No, that's the automobile," clarified the Secretary. "It's Subagaloo." "Is that the refrigerator?" asked Moose of Monarch- 226 ROBERT LUDLUM

McDowell. "Sub-Igloo's a damn fine machine and should be in every lousy little Japanese household." "No, you're thinking of Subzero. This is Subagaloo, the Chief of Staff." "Oh, that bright fellow from Wall Street?" broke in Smythington- Fontini. "He was very amusing on television a few years back. I thought they might give him his own show." "Sorry, Smythie, he's gone. That was before, with the other President." "Oh, yes," agreed the yachtsman. 'The nice fellow from the cinema with the smile my wife went bonkers over---or was it my mistress, or the little chippie in Milan? Frankly, I never understood a word he said when he wasn't reading something." "I'm talking about Arnold Subagaloo, this President's Chief of Staff--@' "Certainly not one of us, not with that name." "He told me to tell you about the tapings of your meetings. He had them made!" "Why would he do that?" "Because he's against anyone or anything that could be a potential threat to the White House," observed Froggie. "T'herefore, during the transition, he projected all manner of conceivable future problems and took appropriate protective measures-" "In aAamned ungentlemanly way!"' interrupted Bricky. "Forcing us to do exactly what we're doing," completed the blond cynic, checking his gold Girard-Perregaux wristwatch. "Eliminate Mangecavallo ourselves, thus removing the problem we, ourselves, created without touching the President.... That Subagaloo is one devious son of a bitch!" "Must be a whale of an executive," concluded the crested Doozie of Petrotoxic. "Probably sits on a dozen boards." "When his term's over," added the green-jacketed Moose, "I'd like his r6sumd. Anyone that devious is heaven-sent." "All right, Mr. Secretary," said the blond Froggie. "My time is limited, and since Smythie's solved one vital prob- THE ROAD TO OMAHA 227

lem, I suggest you address that other difficulty you mentioned before. I refer, naturally, to that insane and obscene brief to the Supreme Court that would turn Omaha over to the Tacobunnies, whoever the hell they are." "Wopotarnis," corrected the Secretary. "I'm told they're a branch of the Hudson Mohawks, who disowned them because they wouldn't get out of their tepees when it snowed." "We don't give an Indian's fart who they are or what y did in their filthy igloos--2' "Tepees." "Are we back to the refrigerators ... T' "No, he's the Chief of Staff---2' "I thought he played for Chicago--2' "The Japs are buying Chicago . . . T' "Where will they stop? They've already got New York and Los Angeles ... I" "They bought the Dodgers ... T' "No, I heard it was the Raiders ... "I thought I owned the Raiders. . . ." "No, Smythie, you own the Rams...." "Will you all shut up?" shouted Froggie. "I have a meeting in Paris in exactly seven hours.... Now, Mr. Secretary, what steps have you taken to kill this ridiculous brief and any public exposure of it? Any public airing would lead to a congressional inquiry and that could take months, every minority-prone freak spewing his intestines across the floors of the Senate and the House of Repre- sentatives. The prospect is intolerable! It could cost us billions!" "Let me give you the bad news first," replied the Secretary of State, now crashing the palm of his left hand against his head to control his swinging left eye. "Believing we might buy ourselves guaranteed insurance, we employed the finest patriotic sleazeballs in the business to get something on those fruitcake judges who found some merit in that putrid brief. It all came to nothing. We even began to wonder how they managed to get through law school; no group of lawyers is that clean." "Did you try GoldfarbT' asked Doozie. "The -first, the first! He gave up."

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"He never gave up in the Superbowl. Of course, he's Jewish, so I couldn't ask him to dinner at the Onion Club, but he was a damn fine linebacker... He couldn't find any dirt?" "Nothing. Mangecavallo himself told me that Hymie the Hurricane had lost-and I quote-'most of his marbles.' He even told Vincent that this Chief Thunder Head was either the Canadian 'Bigfoot' or the Himalayan yeti, the Abominable Snowman!" "The Golden Goldfarb is history," said the crested CEO of Petrotoxic sadly. "I'm going to sell my 'Hurricane' bubble gum cards as soon as possible, Mummy and Daddy always told me to anticipate the market." "Please!" roared the blond-haired owner of Zenith Worldwide, once more studying his gold wristwatch and glaring at the Secretary of State. "What, if any, is the goodnews?" "Put simply," answered Pease, his left eye now somewhat in place. "Our soon-to-be deceased director of the CIA has shown us the way. The appellants of the Wopotami brief-namely one Chief Thunder Head and his attorneys-must appear before the Supreme Court for oral interrogation prior to any Court decision."

"so?"

"He'll never get there-they'll never get there." ,"at?" "Who?" "How?" "Vinnie the Barn-Barn used his Mafia connections. We'll go one better." -ftaff' "Who?" "How?" "We're going to unleash certain segments of our Special Forces- a number of whom are still in cages-and program them to terminate this Thundef Head and his associates.... You see, Mangecavallo-the soon-to-be-the-late Mangecavallo-was right. Eliminate the cause, you eliminate the result." "Hear, hear!" "Good show!"

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"Damn fine scenario!" "And we know that son-of-a-bitch Thunder Head and his Commie associates are in Boston. We just have to find him and his rotten, unpatriotic colleagues." "But can you do that?" asked the ice-cold, Paris-bound Froggie. "You haven't done much else right." "It's practically done," replied the Secretary, his left eye completely stable for once. "That dreadful man they arrested in Boston, Caesar the Unpronounceable, is currently in a State Department sterile house clinic in Virginia, being-as they say@'shot to the moon' with a truth serum. Before the day is over, we'll know everything he knows. And Smythie, I think you should go to work immediately." "It ... can be arranged."

Algernon Smythington-Fontini got out of his limousine at a most unlikely place. It was a run-down gas station on the outskirts of Grasonville, Maryland, a relic of the days when local farmers would fill up their trucks in the early mornings and spend several hours grousing with one another about the weather, the falling market prices, and most of all, the invading agro industries that were their death knell. Smythie nodded at the owner-attendant, who sat in a dilapidated wicker chair by the front door. "Good afternoon," he'said. "Hi ya, fancy fella. Go right inside and use the phone.... Leave your money on the counter as usual, and, as usual, I never- saw you before in my life." "Diplomatic security, you understand, old man." "Tell your wife, not me, pal." "Impudence doesn't become your position." "Hey, I got no problem with that-any broad, any position--2' "Really! " Smythington-Fontini proceeded to go inside the small gas station. He walked to his left, where there was a cracked Formica counter smudged with grease; there was also a decades- old black telephone. He picked it up and dialed. "I trust the time is convenient,", he said. "Ah, Signor Fontini!" replied the voice on'the other end

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of the line. "To what do I owe the honor? I trust everything goes well in Milano." "Exceedingly, as in California." "I'm happy we can be of service." "You won't be happy to learn what has been decreed. Among other ugliness, it's irrevocable" "Come now, what could be so serious for such words?" "Esecuzione. " "Che cosa? Chi?" 11TU. 11 "Me?... Sons of bitches!" roared Vincent Mangecavallo. "Slimeball tutti-frutti bastards!" "We must discuss arrangements. I suggest a boat or a plane, leaving open a return."

An apoplectic Vinnie the Bam-Barn furiously punched the buttons on his concealed telephone in the lower right-hand drawer of his desk. Twice he drew blood on his knuckles, as he misjudged the sharp wooden edges of the side panels. He barked the number of the hotel room he had to reach. "Yeah?" said Little Joey the Shroud sleepily. "Get off your fuckin' butt, Joey, the whole scenario got changed!" "What are you talkin'? ... Is this you, Bam-BamT' "You can bet the fuckin' graves of your ancestors in Palermo and Ragusa! The fuckin' fairies in their silk underwear just ordered my esecuzione! After all we done for tern!" "You gotta be kiddin'! Maybe it's a mistake. They talk in such polite language you can never tell when they want a shiv in your back or a pair of lips on your--2' "Basta!" yelled the director of the Central Intelligence Agency. "I heard what I heard alld it's gold!" "Holy shit! Wadda we do?" "Stay cool, Little Joey. I'm gonna disappear for a while, maybe a week, maybe two-we're working out the particulars-but right now, you got a new assignment. And you gotta do it right, Joey!" "On my mother's grave--2'

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"Try someone else. Your momma did too much time." "I got a niece. A nun-" "She got thrown out of the convent, remember? She and the fuckin' plumber!" "Awright, awright! My aunt Angelina ... she died after eating clams at Urnberto's, and never was there a holier person. On her grave!" "She was so fat she took up six plots--2' "But she was holy, Bam- Bam, really holy! The Rosary every hour of the day." "She didn't have nothin' else to do or do it with, but I accept your Aunt Angelina. You ready to swear on that holy grave?" "I swear on the threat of demonic possession, which is a big fuckin' thing with these gibrones in New York.... Sometimes I think those Irish clowns don't have both oars in the water." "It's good enough," pronounced Vincent Francis Assisi Mangecavallo. "I accept your silence on what I am about to tell you." "And I will thank God for your guidance, Bam-Bam. Who do I cause to have his life cut short?" "The opposite, Little Joey. You keep them alive! ... I want you should set up a conference with this Thunder Head and his associates. I am suddenly very much a champion of their cause. Such minorities have been trampled upon too much and too often. It's intolerable." "You gotta be outta. your fuckin, mind!" "No, Little Joey, they are."

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The door of the Ritz-Carlton suite crashed open as Desis One and Two in their white ties and tails lurched into the room, prepared to do battle. Devereaux dropped his martini and Jennifer Redwing spun out of her chair, plummeting to the floor, genetically, perhaps, anticipating the worst from the white man. "Well done, adjutants!" roared the buckskinned MacKenzie Hawkins, striding into the suite, followed by a perplexed Aaron Pinkus. "There's no hostile action in evidence so you may stand to. At ease---casual positions are acceptable." The Desis First and Second slouched. "Not that casual, Sergeants!" Instantly, D-One and D-Two stood erect. "That's better," admonished the Hawk. "Eyes alert! Assault tactics at the ready!" "Wad chu mean now?" asked Desi the First. "Instant submission is the first sign of counterattack. Forget the tall skinny one; he's useless, but watch the female! They frequently carry grenades under their skirts." "You antediluvian son of a bitch!" yelled Redwing, getting to her feet and angrily smoothing her hair and her dress. "You barbarian! You bellowing relic from a fifthrate war movie, who the hell do you think you are?"

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"Guerrilla tactics," said Mac under his breath to his adjutants. "The second phase after submission is loud verbal abuse-that's when they distract your concentration and pull the pins." "I'll pull your pin right out of its hairy recess, you walking junk bond! And how dare you wear those clothes? You look like a refugee from a Shriner's convention, you horse's ass!" "You see, y'see?" muttered the Hawk, mangling the cigar in his mouth. "She's trying to distract me now-watch her hands, men. Those knockers she's got are probably plastic explosives." "I'll find out, Heneral!" cried Desi the First, his eyes focused properly on the targets as his starched shirt whipped up out of place. "Wad chu think?" "You take one step toward me," said Redwing, lowering her shoulders and grabbing the strap of her purse from the chair, then suddenly, snapping it open with her left hand and removing the cylinder of Mace with her right. "... you'll be blinded for a month," she completed, waving her weapon back and forth between the two formally clothed subordinates and their Wopotami-dressed superior. "Try me and you won't merely make my day, you'll make my week." "This is where I came in," interrupted Sam Devereaux, walking to the mirrored bar and the pitcher of martinis; he hop-skipped and soccer-kicked the fallen glass on the hotel rug. "Wait a rninute!" exclaimed Aaron, adjusting his -steelrimmed spectacles and studying the lovely bronze-skinned woman. "I know you.... Seven or eight years agoHarvard, the Law Review, among the top o your class ... an outstanding analysis of censorship within the framework of constitutional law." "Nanny's Naughty Follies, by God!" said Devereaux, laughing as he poured himself a drink. "Be quiet, Samuel." "We're back to Samuel?" "Shut up, Counselor... Yes, Mr. Pinkus, you interviewed me, and I was very flattered by your interest." "But you turned us down, my dear. Why was that? ...

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You certainly don't have to answer me, because it's none of my business, but I'm curious. I distinctly remember asking my associates what firm in Washington or New York you were heading for-frankly, I intended to call whomever it was and tell them how fortunate they were. Washington and New York are usually the goals of the best and the brightest, although I obviously disagree. However, I seem to recall that you went with a small, albeit fine firm in Omaha." "It's where I came from, sir. As you may have gathered, I'm a member of the Wopotami tribe." "I ha4f gathered that, although my other half sincerely hoped you might refute the conclusion. Life would be less chaotic, if that were in the realm of possibility." "It's not, Mr. Pinkus. My name is Jennifer Redwing and I'm a daughter of the Wopotamis. I'm also extremely proud of the fact." "But where in heaven's name did you ever meet Samuel?" "In an elevator-this morning-at the Four Seasons Hotel. He was very tired; he claimed he was exhausted and made several foolish remarks." -Fhat was sufficient to cause you to be here with him now, Miss Redwing?"' "She went to my house," interjected Devereaux. "I apologized-I even tipped the doorman for her-and then I heard this crazy lady give my own address to the taxi driver! What would you have done, Aaron?" "Obviously, followed her to your house." "I did." "I went to his house, Mr. Pinkus, because it was the last address I traced down for that demented creature standing next to you!" "Angry little filly, isn't she?" observed the Hawk. "Yes, General Hawkins-you couldn't possibly be anyone else-I am angry, and no, General, I am not a 'little filly,' as you will learn when I get through with you. In court or out of court, I'll chew your ass off!" "Verbal abuse, Sergeants. Stay alert." "Oh, shut up, you lowest face on the dumbest totem. In- cidentally, that beaded jacket you're wearing tells the story

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of an idiot buffalo who hadn't the brains to get out of a storm. Very appropriate." "Hey, Red," broke in Sam, a martini at his lips. "Cool it. Remember the corporate trust." "Cool it? Just looking at him-makes me want to scream!" "He has that effect on people," mumbled Devereaux, drinking. "A moment, please," said Pinkus, gently holding up his hand. "I believe I heard something that should be clarified." The venerated attorney turned to Sam. "What 'corporate trust'? What have you done now?" "Just a little pro bono advice, Aaron. You'd approve." "You and any approval on my part may well be mutually exclusive at this juncture.... Perhaps you will explain, Miss Redwing?" "I'd be delighted to, Mr. Pinkus. Especially for the benefit of your other guest, General Neanderthal. You may have to translate for him, but I suspect he'll eventually understand the bottom line, if only because he won't get anywheres near it." "That's succinct," said Aaron, his expression not unlike that of Eisenhower's upon learning of MacArthur's dismissal. "It's brilliant, and despite a profusion of faults too numerous to mention, the concept did originate with your employee, Mr. Pinkus. I must grant him that." "The work of a fine attorney starts with a. gracious attorney, Miss Redwing." "Really? I never thought of it that way.... Why? I'm merely asking, of course." "Because he-or she-has the confidence of his or her own abilities. There's no need to feed a, tenuous ego by withholding praise from another. Hire that girl or that fellow; neither will distract themselves with real or imagined hostilities." "I think I just learned something-" "It's. hardly original, my dear. Without offense, I should point out that our general here said very much the same thing in military terms. Distraction through hostility-the

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weaker must pretend, the stronger merely watches, prepared to act." "Are you comparing that ape to me ... T' "Now, see here, you little Injun filly. . .." "Please, General! ... I said only in military terms, Miss Redwing- troop strength, if you like. Say that handsome chest of yours actually did conceal plastic explosiveswhich I devoutly trust it does not--our general was only trying to instruct his associates to stay on the alert, and not to be distracted by your hostility. The equation is really quite simple." "Wad chu think about bein' distracted by wad is there, huh, man?" "That's enough, Sergeant-2' "I agree wid chu, Desi-Uno-" "Mairzy doats and dosie doats and little lambs eat

iVy ' - - " "Oh, shut up!" "Samuel, stop it!" "Son, you're spilling your drink-2' 4 -'What, my dear Miss Redwing, were you about to explain about this concept that was conceived in the brain of my presently not-altogether employee?" "Quite simply, Mr. Pinkus, as the Wopotami tribe is a registered incorporated entity, a trust at this moment is being set up and signed by the legally empowered Council of Elders, stating that all legal and fiduciary matters be negotiated solely through the offices of the executors of the trust, all parties referred to in prior documents having no authority whatsoever. In short words, the specifically named executors of the trust shall, in concert, hold sole collective power of attorney." "Mat sounds like mighty fine legalese, little lady," said Hawkins. "What's it mean?" "It means, General," replied Redwing, her eyes ice cold on the Hawk, "that no one, repeat no one, other than the executors of the Wopotami trust, can make any decisions, or enter into any agreements, involving the tribe's interests--or receive any benefits thereof." "Well, I must say that appears to be damn smart protection," said Hawkins, removing the mutilated cigar, then

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suddenly cocking his head as if disturbed. "But I suppose the next question is-are these here executors trustworthy, no pun intended, miss?" "Beyond reproach, General. Among them are two attorneys, several doctors, a president of an international foundation, three vice@presidents of leading banks, a stockbroker or two, and a renowned psychiatrist whom you should definitely make an appointment to see. In addition, they are all true offspring of the Wopotamis, and, lastly, I am the chairperson of, as well as the spokesperson for, the trust's executors. Any other questions?" "Yes, just one. Is this what the Council of Elders wants?" "It certainly is. They're guided by our advice and we are unwavering. So as you can plainly see, General Hawkins, even if your insane, utterly destructive scheme progresses an inch further, we, not you, will be in complete control so as to minimize the deleterious effects on an innocent people, of whom you've taken outrageous advantage. In brief, you're out, you maniac." 'Me expression on the Hawk's face conveyed not only pain but deep personal hurt. It was as though a world he had nurtured with care and profound love had cast him aside, leaving a bereft, lonely old man, an abandoned champion who refused in dignity to give in to bitterness. I forgive you your unwarranted suspicions and your intemperate language " he said softly, "for you truly do not know what you're 40ing." "Oh, my God!" "The reputed Son of God fits better," suggested Devereaux, going back to the bar. "Chu gettin' the shaft, Heneral?" asked Desi the Second. "Then maybe deze gringos go out for some air, huh, man?" said D-One. 'Through the windows, Wokay?" "No, gentlemen," protested Hawkins, quietly, heroically, the sepulchral tones of a saint in his voice. "This grand female has assumed the mantle of command, and the least I can do is to lessen that awesome responsibility--2' "Here it comes," interrupted Sam, fingeringhis martini to catch an olive. "Shovel time, fellas."

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"Son, you really do misjudge me--2' "You threw me that one before, Mac. Somehow I couldn't catch it." "Why not give me a chance, boy?" "It's your bunny pulpit, Br'er Rabbit. Go ahead." "Miss Redwing." The Hawk nodded his head once, a senior officer acknowledging another. "I respect and understand your skepticism regarding my participation in the cause of the Wopotamis. So now let me put it to rest. As an adopted son of the tribe, I accept all decisions of the wise Council of Elders. Benefits to my person are irrelevant, I only want to seq justice done." Jennifer Redwing was stunned. The anticipated, vicious battle with a megalomaniacal giant had been reduced to her straightening out a sweet,.injured puppy dog with a lot of legal claptrap. "Well ... General ... I honestly don't know what to say." Jennifer brushed her dark hair back defensively, for a moment ashamed to lock eyes with her wounded previous adversary. "Please understand, sit," she began, forcing her gaze on the old soldier who had given so much for his country-their country. "I'm extremely protective, perhaps overly protective, of my people because our history is rife with injustices, as are the histories of American Indians everywhere. In your case, I was wrong. I apologize. Please accept that apology, it's meant." "He's gotcha!" cried Devereaux, swallowing theremainder of his martini. "Me raging lion is a wet pussycat and you buy it." "Samuel, that will be enough! Didn't you hear what the man said?" "I've heard a hundred variations--2' "Shut up, Counselor! He's a great man and he's just agreed to everything I wanted. Try to recall, if that gindrenched brain will let you, your 'own words. An essential truth, rememberT' "You forgot the circuitous routes, Counselor," said Sam, heading back to the bar. "There are bumpy roads ahead, fellas." And, naturally, the hotel telephone rang. Aaron Pinkus, shaking his head in equal parts irritation and anger, walked

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rapidly to the desk and picked up the intruding instrument. "Yes?"

"To who is this am I presently speaking to?" asked the high- pitched voice on the line. "The big Hebe lawyer or the big nuthouse general in the Geronimo beads?" 'This is Aaron Pinkus, and I'm an attorney, if that answers your question." "It's good enough, yarmulke. It's by your limo I found YOU." "I beg your pardon?" "Well, it's a long story and I'd like to tell you, but the Barn-Bam don't like long stories, and to tell you the truth, you ain't got much time." "I don't understand a word you're saying." "Well, you see, years ago there was this half-assed shamus who put the collar on me, but now we got a truce, and on account of the fact that he's still got friends downtown, a lot of black-and-whites have been lookin' for your limo, capisce?" "What are you talking about?" "Maybe I should then talk to the wild man, right? Tell the asshole to take the fuckin' cigar out of his mouth and get on the Ameche." "I believe this is for you, General," said Pinkus, turning and speaking slowly, hesitantly. "A rather strange fellow who speaks like a chicken might speak --- mas I imagine a chicken might speak." . "Breakthrough!" cried the Hawk, taking rapid strides to the desk and grabbing the phone, then instantly covering the mouthpiece and addressing the others. "Old soldiers, even grunts, don't fade away. They remember the days, my friends, because they never end! ... Is this you, Little Joseph?" "We gotta talk, fazool. Everything's changed. By my side, you're, not the bad guys anymore, but the other bad guys are comin' after you." "Be a little clearer, Joseph." 'There ain't time, jazool! The big man wants to set up a meet with you in a day or so, but he's got to play dead for a while, so I'm your connection." "Play dead, Joseph . . . .

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"On my Aunt Angelina's grave. It's D ' C. turf warfare and the big man temporarily lost.... He told me to tell you that the gumbar whose back you spiked but whose neck you didn't sufficiently break in the hotel lobby has spewed his guts out in some chemical factory in Virginia. By now they know you and your crowd are here in Boston and the silk underwear boys are unleashing-here, I wrote this down-the SFIs to go after you." "The SFIs? Hannibal in elephant shit! He said SFIs?" "I couldn't make a mistake 'cause he repeated it maybe three times and I didn't know what it meant." "Me animals of the world, Little Joseph. I taught 'em, so I should know. Special Forces-Incorrigibles. They're still in stockades, still trying to kill everyone but the cooks and the nurses." "Now it's you and your little group, fazool. It took me exactly thirty-one minutes to find you-how long will it take the fuckin' commandos once they've arrived in Boston, which they may have already? Get out of there and call me here at the room-service palazzo when you're out of the freak-heads' fire.... And don't use that fuckin' limo! It's a fuckin' landmark!" Joey the Shroud hung up and the Hawk turned to his troops. "Evacuate!" he roared. "Explanations will come later; there's no time for them now. A4jutants, hotwire two vehicleSin the hotel's parking lot and meet us at the Southeast comer. iVamos!" Mac looked harshly at Aaron Pinkus as Desis One and Two ran out the door, then forced his eyes on Sam Devereaux and finally Jennifer Redwing. "You ask me why I fight the mendacities of those in power, why I take up the sword against the corruptors and the manipulators, whether a century ago or now. Let me make it clear, goddamn it! An unseen, unelected govemment behind our government has let loose a pack of psychopaths with only one mission, the success of which will set them free to roam the streets.... That mission is to kill us, all of us. Why? Because we raised the specter of a crime against an innocent, manipulated people over a hundred years ago that will cost the manipulators billions to rectify!"

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"Goddamn your essential truth!" said Devereaux, throwing his martini into the sink. "Let's get out of here!" "The police, General! I'm a respected man here in Boston. Surely they will protect us." "Commander Pinkus, in this out-of-sanction combat, civilian authorities are useless. How the hell do you think I blew up depots from Normandy to Kai Song?" "I simply can't believe it," said Redwing, trying to remain calm. "I won't believe it!" "You won't believe it, little Injun filly? Perhaps I should remind you of the Eastern companies who promised your people throughout the Midwest plains that they were being moved to far better lands where all you found was and soil and your cattle froze. It's no different, young lady!" "Oh, Jesus!" cried Jennifer, racing to the bedroom door. "What are you doing?" yelled Devereaux. "Your mother, you idiot!" "Oh, yes, of course," said Sam, blinking. "Is there any coffee around?" "No time, son!" "Help Miss Redwing, Sammy." "At least we're out of Samuel--2' "I don't think there's a choice," said Aaron Pinkus.

The five fugitives from the Ritz-Carlton stood side by side at the southeast comer of the hotel waiting for the arrival of Desi One and Two. They smiled inanely at several passersby, doing their best not to appear like a quintet of adult delinquents. The grand Eleanor was held up by Redwing as the former kept struggling with the words of the "Indian Love Call." "Shut up, Mother!" whispered Sam. "This is the daughter I've always wanted--2' "Put it on hold, Mom. She may be a better lawyer than me, and you wouldn't want that." "I don't think you're so hot. Half the time I can't understand you- -2' "You're not supposed to, Mother. That's the law-2' "Quiet!" ordered the Hawk, nearest the edge of the building, Pinkus at his side. A Lincoln town car had

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swung in front of the canopied entrance of the hotel as, si- multaneously, Desis One and Two plunged into the curb with their two hotwired cars from the parking lot. "Everybody hold it!" continued Hawkins as he and Aaron watched four men in black raincoats climb out of the Lincoln, one from the front and three from the rear seat. The car instantly sped away and parked by the gates of the Public Garden as the four black raincoats walked rapidly into the hotel. "D-One, front and center!'@ said the Hawk in a loud whisper. "Repeat down the line!" he added. "D-One, front and center-" "Desi! You with the crazy teeth and the curled-up shirt, get out here!" cried Devereaux. "Go to Mac!" "Mizerloo, my Arab love who is my deseerloo-" "Shut up, Mother! You've got the wrong words and the wrong country anyway." "Don't talk to my friend, Eleanor, that way-" "She's my mother! Suppose I refused to have her Jaguar fixed?" "I'm sure I make a hell of a lot more money than you do, Counselor. I'll take care of it!" "Wad chu want, Heneral?" "See that car over -there? The one in front of those gates." "Sure, I see. A gringo's sitting in the front." "I want him immobilized, the car incapacitated, do you understand what I'm saying?' "Ees not so hard. He goes to sleep and I rip out the plugs--ees done every night in Brooklyn. Unless you want him dead, which, frankly, Heneral, I do not do." "Hell, no! I want to send back a message. They want our asses blown up, boy, and I want 'em to know they can't do it!" "Ees done, Heneral. Den what?" "Come back to the hotel, to Mr. Pinkus's floor, but cover your flanks. Four men in dumb black raincoats went up to waste all of us.... By the time you get there, I'll probably have removed at least three of the bastards, but you make sure of the fourth." "Hey! Why chu have all the fun? I'll take Vree, chu take one!"

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"I like your spirit, son." "Wad about Desi-T\vo?" "I'm about to explain," said Hawkins, turning to Aaron Pinkus. "Tell me, Commander, have you got some place nobody knows about, like a hideaway where you take, say, underprivileged women who might enjoy your company?" "Are you crazy? You don't know Shirley!" "All right, I understand.... But there must be someplace off the beaten track where we can stay for a day or two." "Well, the firm bought a ski lodge across the New Hampshire border because a very reliable client ran into terribly difficult times- the snow has been very irregular--" "That's fine! We'll join you there." "But how will you know where it is?" "Das simple, Comandante," intruded Desi the First. "D-T\vo wired only automobiles dat had telifonos inside. We wrote down the minteros for both." D-One pulled out a torn sheet of paper with two sets of numbers written across it. "See? My amigo, he has the same as dis." "You two are really remarkable. I would very much like it if you'd call me---" "No time for medals, Commander!" interrupted the Hawk firmly. "Our mission's not finished. Take Sam, his mother, and the Indian girl up to your place in New Hampshire. Now, get out of here! My sergeant and I have work to do!"

The first two black raincoats never knew what happened. Each, to secure escape routes, stood by the exit doors and each in turn was taken from the staircase by the Hawk, rendered unconscious and stripped of all clothing, including his shorts. The third would-be assassin inched his way toward the Pinkus suite, only to be interrupted by a wavering, swiveling drunk, who, once past the killer's body, swung around and delivered an immobilizing chi sai chop to the back of his neck. The fourth and last assassin Hawkins left to his adjutant, Desi the First. It was, after all, the responsibility of command to instill confidence in

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his immediate support troops. Actually, it turned out to be a lesson in patience, the mark of a truly superior deepcover intelligence field man thought Mac. He waited in the'shadows of the exit door, behind which lay the unconscious, naked first killer from SFI. D- One silently emerged from the elevator in his white tie and tails and walked, again silently, halfway down the hallway, then pressed his back against the wall across from the Pinkus suite. For what seemed like the better part of an hour, but in reality was barely eight minutes, Desi the First remame immobile barely breathing, and then a door opened two doors to @is left and a man in a black raincoat came out, an automatic in his hand. IVIguana, Josg!" roared D-One, taking the would-be killer by such surprise that he never knew how the weapon was kicked out of his hand; nor would he ever know how he was rendered unconscious by a swift, hard fist in the middle of his forehead. "Outstanding!" said the general, walking out of the shadows. I knew it was in you, son." "Why didn't chu do it, for Christ's sake?" "On-scene evaluation, boy! It's how we all get ahead." "I coulda been killed!" "I had every confidence in you, Sergeant. You're prime meat for Advance G-TWo." "Ees dat good?" "We'll talk about it later. Right now we've got to strip this clown to his skin and get out of here. We're all between a rock and a hard place, adjutant. We've got to concentrate on out next moves, and for you and me it's joining the others somewhere up north." "No problem, Heneral. Before I come back up here, I talked to my amigo on the car teliffiono. Wherever dey go, DesiJ`wo will stay in the automobile so he can tell me where dey are." "Fine tactics, son--2' The Hawk stopped at the sound of a door opening and then voices. A couple, obviously middle-aged guests of the hotel, walked out of their room. "Quickly!" whispered Mac, reaching down for the unconscious body on the floor. "Stand him up as if he just puked.

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"He came out dat door over there, Heneral. Ees still open!"

"Let's go!" Together, Hawkins and his adjutant dragged the limp figure to the open door under the astonished stares of the hotel guests. "Ees a crazy wedding downstairs, amigos!" shouted Desi the First, glancing behind him. "You wanna join de party?" "No ... no, thank you," said the middle-aged man, hurrying his wife toward the elevators.

The ski lodge in the hills of Hooksett, New Hampshire, was rustic and sturdy, deserted and dank, and in the best of times would never be awarded more than two stars in the least impressive travel guide. Still, it was sanctuary, and operational in terms of electricity, heat, and telephone service. Also, as it was barely over an hour from Boston, Aaron Pinkus Associates found it to be a convenient outof- the-city refuge for attorneys and teams of attorneys deliberating difficult cases. In fact, it had become so popular that Aaron had decided not to sell the property, opting instead for gradual and utilitarian remodeling. I "We really must return those two cars," said Pinkus anxiously to the Hawk, as they sat beside each other in deep leather chairs in the lodge's former lobby. "There'll be police bulletins out everywhere." "Nothing to-fear, Commander. My adjutants have 'em camouflaged in the back forty." . "That's not the point, General. It's grand theft and Sam and I-officers of the court, I remind you-were willing accomplices. I really must insist." "Oh, hell, details! All right, I'll have the sergeants drive lem back and park 'em down the street from the hotel. It's dark out now and even if they're picked up, those cops won't know how they landed up in the backseats of their patrol cars without their trousers. Hah!" "Thank you very much, General." "Then they can wire up a couple of other vehicles-" "Please, that won't be necessary! The firm has a standing arrangement with a car rental agency and my chauf- 246 ROBERT LUDLUM

feur, Paddy, can drive one automobile out here and a friend of his can bring another." "They'll have to pick up my adjutants. I'm not ready to dismiss them yet." "Of course. Under the circumstances you've described, I'd feel much better if those two young men were around. Here, I'll write out the address of the rental agency; they can all meet there." Pinkus reached into his pocket and withdrew a memo pad. "Aaron, everything's taken care of!" said Devereaux, somewhat'louder than necessary as he walked into the ersatz Alpine lobby, Jennifer Redwing at his side. "The market in Hooksett is sending out a whole bunch of stuff and Red here said she can cook." "How do you want the split case of gin and bourbon?" asked Jennifer. "Fried?" "Industrial lubricant, young lady." "Also, quite possibly on your own expense sheet," added Pinkus. "How did you explain our presence?" "I said our whole first team was up here busting our asses over a mess of probate problems." "Why probate?" "They think it sounds sexy. Credibility, Aaron." "Mr. Pinkus?" interrupted Redwing, for the sixtieth time in twelve hours, glaring at Sam. "I'd like to use your phone to call San Francisco. I'll reverse the charges, of course." "My dear, -you may turn down a lucrative career with my firm, but you may not embarrass me with such a ploy as reversing charges. You'll have quiet in what was the manager's office behind the counter over there-he wasn't much of a manager and it isn't much of an ' office, but you'll be alone and your privacy assured." "Thank you very much." Jennifer turned and walked toward it as Hawkins got out of his chair. "Have you seen my sergeants, Sam?" he asked. "Would you believe they're out back at the base of the hill about a hundred yards to the right trying to get that old rusted ski lift to work?" "Very enterprising," said Aaron. "Very dumb," said Devereaux. "That damn cable never

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worked properly from the beginning. I once got stuck thirty feet in the air for almost an hour, my lady of the day twenty feet in front of me screaming her head off. We drove back to Boston the moment we were down and I never got to see the bedroom." "I suspect you've seen more than one since we assumed the mortgages" "Hey, come on, Aaron. You yourself once told me to get out of the office and come up here to cool off." "You were furious over losing a case you should have won," said Pinkus, writing on-his notepad, tearing off the page and handing it to the general. "Because the judge was an ignorant political hack who couldn't follow your reasoning.... Also, if that was your method of cooling off, there was an inversion of temperatures." "T'his legal stuff is way beyond me," announced the Hawk. "I'll go find my adjutants myself. I've decided to go into Boston with them. Little Joseph said he wanted a meeting, so I believe I should surprise him prior to our formal conference.... This is the car rental place?" Aaron nodded, and the Hawk walked to the door. "I'll get, back on my own. I want you to have two vehicles here." , "Fine, General. And when Miss Redwing is finished, I'll reach Paddy Lafferty and set everything in motion." "Good thinking, Commander." "I'd get up and salute, General Hawkins, but I don't think I can manage it."

Redwing closed the door of the minuscule office behind the counter, sat down at the desk, and picked up the telephone. She dialed her apartment number in San Francisco, startled by the fact that before the first ring was over the excited voice of her brother was on the line. "Yes?" "Charlie, it's me---2' "Where the hell have you been? I've been trying to reach you for hours!" "It's all too absurd, too incredible, and too insane to go into-2' "Try every one of those adjectives to what I've

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learned!" interrupted the younger brother. "That nut son of a bitch outmaneuvered me--all of us-we're screwed!" "Charlie, calm do ' wn," said Jennifer, -contrarily feeling her blood pressure rise to uncontrollable limits. "Calm down and speak slowly." "Both are impossible, Sis!" "Try, Charlie." "All right, all right." In San Francisco, the brother took several audible deep breaths and did his best to be lucid. "Without my knowing it, without anyone telling me, a number of weeks ago our Chief Thunder Head convened the Council of Elders with some scumhead sleaze of a lawyer from Chicago calling the,legal shots, and had himself legally proclaimed temporary sole and absolute arbiter of the Wopotarni tribe for a period of six months." "He can't do that!" "He did, Sis. Notarized, authorized, and recognized by the court." "He had to give something in return!" "He did that, too. A million dollars to be divided by the five members of the Council, millions more to be given to the whole tribe within the six-month period." "CorriVtion! " "Tell me something I don't know." "We'll fight it in the courts!" "And, besides losing, make fools and heavy debtors out of our brothers and sisters?" "What do you mean?" "For starters, how about Uncle Eagle Eyes, who bought a communal estate for the tribe's oldest in some desert in Arizona that won't have plumbing for a hundred years, if ever? And Aunt Doe Nose, who invested in the name of our women in an oil rig on Forty-first Street and Lexington Avenue in New York City, or Cousin Antelope Feet, who took over controlling interest in a distillery in Saudi Arabia, where they not only don't make booze, they don't drink it!" "They're all over eighty years of age!" "Certified as mentally competent, so covered by the scurnhead attorney from Chicago and approved by the Omaha

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"I can't believe this, Charlie. I've been with Hawkins most of the afternoon, and after a bumpy start he came around. Only a couple of hours ago he was so contrite, so genuine. He told me that our corporate trust was the right thing to do, that he'd go along with whatever the Council of Elders approved." "Why not? He is the Council of Elders."

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Jennifer did not walk out of the small office into the Alpine lobby, she burst into it, exploding the space in front of her. "Where is he?" she said, in her voice the anger of nearby thunder, her eyes shooting out bolts of lightning. "Where is that son of a bitch?" "Obviously, you mean Sam," answered Aaron Pinkus, leaning forward in the leather chair and pointing at the door leading to the kitchen. "He said he remembered where he had concealed a bottle of gin, a place where his shorter colleagues couldn't reach it." "No, I'm not talking about that son of a bitch, I mean the other one! The veIvet-tongued idiot buffalo who's about to face the combined wrath of the Sioux and the Comanche, delivered by a furious daughter of the Wopotamis." "Our General?" "You can bet your tuchis on it!" "You speak Yiddish?" "I'm a lawyer; it goes with the territory. Where is that bastard?" "Well, I'm both apologetic, yet somewhat relieved, to tell you that he left for Boston with his two adjutants. He

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said something about meeting with a man named 'Little Joseph,' who apparently is the person who called him at the Ritz-Carlton. Our two stolen cars just raced down the drive only moments ago, thanks be to Abraham. With the blessings of God they will be returned without incident." "Mister Pinkus! Do you know what that horrible, horrible man has done?" "Too many horrors to put into a medium-sized encyclopedia, I suspect. However, not the latest, which I gather you're about to tell me." "He bought our tribe!" "How extraordinary! How could he possibly do that?" Redwing told the Boston attorney everything she had learned from her brother Charlie. "May I ask you a question or two, perhaps three?" "Of course," said Jennifer, throwing herself into the leather armchair , next to Pinkus. "We're screwed," she added quietly, discouragingly. "We're really screwed!" "Not necessarily, my dear. First, this Council of Elders. They may be wise and grand people, but have they,been legally appointed as guardian ad litent for the Wopotami tribe?" "Yes," mumbled Red. "I beg your pardonT' "It was my idea," said Jennifer, only slightly louder, her embarrassment showing. "It gave them pride, which they sorely needed, and I never-never---thought that they'd ever convene in any major decision without consulting me or, in the event of my demise, the others of our group." "I see. Were there any codicils to the ad litem guardianships, say in the nature of the death or deaths of any or all of the appointees? Replacements, perhapsT' "Voted upon by the remaining members of the Council." "Have there been any such replacements ... who might have been, shall we say, 'reached' by General Hawkins?" "None. They're all still alive. It's the history of rare buffalo meat in their diets, I think." "I see. And is there anywhere in the ad litem designation that makes mention of the selected children of the

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tribe who actually execute the fiduciary decisions of your people?" "No, that would have been demeaning. As with the Orientals, 'face' is terribly important to the Indians. We just knew-we assumed we knew-that should any problem arise, one of us would be called.... Frankly, myself." "You're speaking realistically, of course." "Of course." "But legally there's no proviso in the papers of incorporation that illuminates and clarifies the function of your groupT' "No.... Again pride, genuine pride. To include such a condition would mean,there's a council above the elders, and tribal tradition, could not accept that. Now do you see what I mean? That horrible man controls my-people. He can say and do whatever he wants in their name." "I suppose you could always challenge him in the courts under the articles of conspiracy and possible fraud. However, in doing so, you'd have to tell your whole story, and that could be extremely disadvantageous for obvious reasons. Also, your brother does have a point-you could lose." "Mr. Pinkus, of the Council's five elders, three men and a woman are in 'their eighties, and the fifth is seventyeight. None are equipped to deal with these legal complexities any more now than they were thirty years ago, which was zilch!" "They don't have to be 'equipped,' Miss Redwing, they merely have to be sufficiently competent to understand the transaction and its benefits and liabilities. I submit they did, perhaps enthusiastically, even to the exclusion of yourself." "And'I submit that's impossible!" "Come now, my dear, a million dollars in solid cash with the promise of millions more to come within a short period of time? In exchange for what? The temporary holding of what they had to know was at best a ceremonial title? It must have been irresistible. . . . 'Let the crazy white man have his few months of fun, where's the harmT " "Mere wasn't full disclosure," insisted Jennifer.

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"There doesn't have to be. If all business negotiations required full disclosure from all the parties involved, our economic system would collapse, you know that." "Not when it comes to fraud, Mr, Pinkus." "Indeed not, but how can you prove fraud? As I understand it, he promised millions on the basis of turning the tribe's fortunes around, making them wealthy beyond their wildest dreams, then proceeded to back up his offer with an initial compensation of one million dollars, no strings attached, as they say." "They didn't understand! They didn't realize that he intended to make them litigants in the most inflammatory lawsuit against the federal government in the nation's history-my God, the Strategic Air Command!" "Apparently, neither did they pursue with any degree of intense curiosity how he intended to make them extraordinarily wealthy. Instead, they joyfully took the million and spent it-rather injudiciously, I gather... And forgive me, Miss Redwing, but I believe your brother was very much aware of the general's intentions. In fact, he was very much an accessory--2' "He thought it was all a big joke!" cried Redwing, lurching forward. "A harmless joke that gave the tribe a lot of money, an influx of tourists, and a great deal of fun!" "The Supreme Court is fun ... T' "He didn't think it would get to first base," said Jennifer defensively. "Besides, he had no idea about the million dollars or the deal Hawkins cut with the Council. He was appalled!" "Lack of communication between friendly parties is not grounds, for fraud or conspiracy, except perhaps between the parties themselves, which would then put them on an adversarial basis." "You're saying the Council deliberately withheld information from my brother." "J'm afraid I am. As he did from them to a large extent." "And if we, our group, suddenly insert ourselves-" "Which you have no legal right to do," interrupted Aaron gently.

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... and tell the whole story," continued Redwing, her eyes growing wide in astonishment, "it will be interpreted as a self- serving action on our part to move into the money, stealing it from them if there ever is any! ... My God, it's all been turned around! It's crazy!" "Yes, my dear, crazy-like a hawk. The general would have made a superb corporate attorney." Suddenly, from the open balcony of the Alpine lobby's second floor, a figure emerged from a door and walked to the railing. It was Eleanor Devereaux, her hair groomed and her posture regal, very much the grand dame. "I just had a horrible dream," she announced, in full control of her voice and words. "I dreamt that mad General Custer and all those savage Indians at the battle of Little Big Hom joined together and attacked a packed convention of the American Bar Association. The lawyers were all scalped-11

The tall stooped, elderly gentleman in the long brown gabardine topcoat and black beret might have come from any of the various campuses in the Boston area, a professor, stem-faced yet somewhat bewildered by the opulence of the Four Seasons Hotel lobby. He kept squinting behind his large tortoiseshell glasses, eventually gravitating to the bank of elevators after a brief, aimless stroll around the premises. Of course, there was nothing ain-dess about the Hawk's surveillance, and everything about his appearance was contrived. Previous reconnoitering had established every shadowed comer and each less obvious, seating place, and he bore no resemblance whatsoever to the buckskinned giant who had severely disabled one Caesar Boccegallupo of Brooklyn, New York, five hours ago. An experienced soldier did not walk into enemy territory without checking the terrain. There were no surprises, so the general walked into an elevator and pressed the number of Little Joseph's floor. "Room soivice," said Hawkins, knocking at the door. "I got already!" cried the voice inside. ".. . Oh, the apple and pears soaked in booze and set on fire? I thought

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they was comin' later!" The door opened and a stunned Joey the Shroud could only exclaim, "You! What the bell are you doin' here?" "All conferences between commanders are prefaced by preliminary meetings between their subordinates so the agendas are clear," replied the Hawk, brushing Joey aside as he walked into the room. "Since I consider my current adjutants unequal to the task-purely for linguistic reasons-I'm taking their place." "Fazool, you're the ass end of the trolley car!" cried the Shroud, slamming the door shut. "I got enough on my mind, you I don't need." "But you need your apples and pears flambe?" "Yeah, very tasty, a nice combination of 'burnt fruits, and the aroma is extremely full-bodied, like an old factory experience." "What?" "It smells good. I read that on a menu in Vegas. Hoohay, my momma would shoot out of her grave if she thought I torched a pear, and my poppa would chase me right into Bed Sty! But what did they know, may they rest in eternal peace." Joey blessed himself, then looked at the general and spoke harshly. "Now, the fancy-shmancy talk aside, what are, you doin' here?" "I just explained. Before I formally confer with your superior officer, I'd like the landscape a great deal clearer. My rank requires it and I demand it."' .,You can require and demand all you like, General Fazool, but the big man ain't no fuckin' soldier boy. I mean, he's up there with the archangels of the government, y'know what I mean?" "I've met a few in my day, Joseph, and for that very reason I want a G-TWo, One Thousand One, or there'll be no conference." "What's that, a license plate?" "It's a full rundown of whom I'm temporarily scheduled to confer with." "Hoo-hay, on the grave of my Aunt Angelina, it's for your own good!" "I'll be the judge of that."

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44I can't tell you nothin' without permission, you gotta understand that." "Suppose I pluck your fingernails out, one by one, Little Joseph?" "Hey, come on, Fazool, we been through this. Underneath your bullshit you may be a tough gibrone, but you ain't no screeching Nazi.... Here, here are my hands. You want I should call room service for a pair of pliersT' "Stop it, Joseph.... This minor perspicacity on your part must never-leave this room!" "If what you mean is that you don't want no pliers, forget it. I tole that to a dozen capitanos in Mussolini's army-that fat lasagna!" The telephone rang. "That has to be your connection, Joseph. Sometimes the truth is the best avenue. Tell your superior, I'm here-right here with you!" "The time's right," said the Shroud, looking at his watch. "He's gotta be alone now." "Do as I say." "I got a choice? I can take the no-fingernails bit, but your outsized claw around my throat while you grab the Ameche is somethin' else." Little Joey crossed to the bedside telephone and picked it up. "It's me," he said, "and the big General Fazool is ten feet away as we speak, BarnBain. He wants words with you, only he don't know who he's talkin' to but I value my fingers, if y'know what I mean in Vegas terms, huhT' "Put him on, Joey," said the calm voice of Vincent Mangecavallo. "Here, " cried the Shroud, holding out the phone for Hawkins, who walked rapidly over and grabbed it. "Commander X, here," said the Hawk into the mouthpiece. "I assume I'm talking to Conunander Y." "You are General MacKenzie Hawkins, serial number two-zero- one-five-seven, United States Army, twice recipient of the Congressional Medal of Honor, and the biggest pain in the ass the Pentagon has ever had to put up with. Am I correct?" "Well, certain judgments are not necessarily absolutes.... )Who the hell are you?" "I am a man who barely a day ago wanted you in your

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grave-with full military honors, of course-but who now wants you to stay very much alive and above ground, do I make myself clear?" "No, you don't, you D.C. pricky-shit. Why change sides?" "Because the zabagliones who wanted your exit papers now want mine, and I find that determination not to my liking. "Zabagliones? ... Little Joseph here ... ? You were the clown who sent that asshole Caesar somebody-or-other to the Four Seasons?" "To my disgrace and lack of respect, I did that. What can I say?" "Easy, son, it wasn't your fault, it was his. He just wasn't very bright and I had two very street-smart adjutants." " What? "I don't want you to be too hard on yourself.. Command has to expect the unexpected sidewinder, it's part of the options course in the War College." "What the hell are you talking about?" "I guess you're just not officer material. What else can I sayT' "You can just listen to me, that's what.... I'm very pissed off that certain people who I thought had great respect for me now want to see me in that grave we agreed was for you--only now they want me there with you, which I find to my distaste, capisce?" "So what did you have in mind, Mr. No Name?" "I want you to stay alive and well so I can do unto those elegant, respectable types exactly that which they would do unto me. Namely, bury the bastards." "Back up, Commander Y. If you're talking about temiination-with- extreme-prejudice among civilian personnel, I'll need a direct order from the President, cosigned by the chairman of the Joint Chiefs and the DO-that's the director of Central Intelligence." "No kidding?" "I don't expect you to know how these things are done--2' "And I don't want done what you just said!" broke in

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Mangecavallo harshly. "A few simple hits I don't need you for. A man buys the dirt, he's got peace; what I got in mind for these pearly-white zucchinis is pure torment. I want them ruined, busted, broke-part of the homeless with a credit line of Hobo Pete!" 11 'Hobo' who?" "He used to clean urinals in the Brooklyn subwaysthat's what I want for those bastards! For the rest of their miserable lives, I want those scungilli to clean urinals in Cairo!" "As a fact, Commander Y, as a young captain in the desert war against Rommel, I became quite friendly with the Egyptian officer corps-" "Basta!" yelled Mangecavallo, instantly lowering his voice and oozing what charm there was in him. "Forgive me, great, great General. I'm stressed out, if you know what I mean." "You can't let that happen," admonished the Hawk. "We've all been there, Commander,- but y6u can't give in to it. Remember, your men look to you for the strength they may not have. Stand tall and deliver it!" I will treasure those words," said a humbled Vinnie,the Bam- Barn. "But right now I must warn you-" "You mean the - SFIs?" interrupted Hawkins. "Little Joseph relayed your previous message and the current situation is under control. The hostile troops are immobilized." "What? They found you already?" "More precisely, Commander, we spotted 'ern first and took appropriate action. My forces are presently in safe shelter and will- remain there out of combat range." "What happened? Where are the SFs?" "SFIs," corrected the Hawk. "The Incorrigibles. Not those other brave nonnal men I trained and who gave so much. These are the psychopaths we never had a chance to weed out." "But where are they?" "Well, by this time they're probably in jail, all on a morals rap, and if not, there are four stark-naked men running up and down the staircases of the Ritz-Carlton hotel doing their goddamnedest not to be seen.... Oh, the fifth member is no doubt still in a Lincoln that won't start, also

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naked, with a mobile cellular phone that's been ripped out and smashed in the gutter." "Holy shit!" "I believe that message will ultimately be sent back to Washington.... Now, let's get down to tactics, Commander. You obviously know what my agenda is. What's yours?" "The same as yours, General. A rotten, terrible thing was done to a small, naive tribe of innocent original inhabitants of this great U.S. of A., and a magnanimous wealthy nation must make restitution.... How does that grab you so far?" "Right in the gun sight, soldier!" "Now what you don't know, General, is that several members of the Supreme Court found your attorney's brief kinda convincing. Not a firm majority by any means, but they're talking, like in private." "I knew it!" broke in the Hawk triumphantly. "Otherwise they never would have reached the Golden Goldfarb-who I also kinda trained, goddamn it!" "You know Hymie the Hurricane?" "Damn good man, strong as an elephant and with the brains of a Rhodes scholar." "He was a Rhodes scholar." "What did I just tell you?" "All right, all right," smoothed Mangecavallo. "But because of the SAC situation and for reasons of national security@ the Court won't allow the brief to be made public for another eight days, and the day before, it does, you and your attomey-of-record must appear in closed session to answer oral interrogation. That's for you to make your final case." "I'm prepared for that, Commander Y. I've been prepared for it for damn near a year! I welcome the invitation. My case is pure." "Yeah, but the Pentagon, the air force, and, most especially, the defense contractors aren't. They want your ass, General, a dead ass." "If the contingent they sent up to Boston this afternoon is an indication of their combat evaluation, I'll walk into that Court in full Wopotami regalia."

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"Jesus! I'm told they were like the most violent, the craziest, except for a unit they keep in the walled-up funny farm, where they like to play volleyball by throwing the guards over the net. They're called the Filthy Fourthey'll come after you next!" "In that case," said the Hawk, squinting, "and assuming you've got support personnel at your command, perhaps you might allocate a platoon for our assistance. To tell you the truth, Commander Y, I've only got two operative subordinates to defend our position, as it were." "That's the problem, General. Under normal circumstances, I could send up a whole crew of experienced hitters to protect you, but there's no time now-such secret protection takes a little time to put together, because it's got to be totally secret or we all lose." "That sounds to me like lace-pants pricky-shit talk, Mr. No Name." "It's not ... on my Aunt Angelina's grave--@' "That's Little Joseph's aunt." "It's a big family... Listen, I can collect two, maybe three very close associates who can be counted on to keep the silence like holy monks, but any more than that could be a problem. They'd be missed, questions asked, bad rumors started like, 'Who's he working forT or 'He looked fine yesterday, what do you mean he's in the hospitalT or maybe even 'I hear he spilled all our beans to the family in Hartford who wants our action-tha6 who he's working for!' . . . See what I mean, great General? Too many of those kind of questions would come up with large numbers protecting you, and with them my name might just surface, and that can't happen!" "You in some kind of lizardshit, Commander YT' "I told you. I'm facing my own personal demise. I'm finite, schiacciata, my bones rock salt!" "Feeling poorly, soldier ... ? Hang in there, Commander, doctors don't know everything, fella." "My doctors do, 'cause they don't know a fucking thing about medicine!" "I'd get a second, maybe a third, opinion-2' "General, please! It's what I explained before. Certain parties expect me to be cold chopped liver within a day -or

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two, and that's the way it's got to be-maybe I should say that's the way it's got to look-because while I'm dead I can operate on your- behalf as well as my own." "I'm not much of a religious man," concluded the Hawk pensively. "Frankly, I've seen too much blood spilled by all those fanatics who say they'll kill everybody who doesn't believe the way they do. History's full of that shit, and I don't go along with it. We all came from the same slime that crawled out of the water, or the same lightning bolt that put a primitive brain in our heads. So nobody's got a right to claim exclusivity." "Is this a long story, General? Because if it is, we don't have time." "Hell, no, it's short. If you're dead, Commander, you're sure as snow isn't pea-green going to operate from that grave of yours. Somehow I can't figure you to be a candidate for resurrection" "Jesus Christ!" "Even if He was, you're not, soldier." "I won't be dead, General-I'm simply gonna disappear like I was dead, capisce?" "Not entirely." "Like I said, we're working on it. It's vital that my enemies-your enemies-think I'm out of the scenario." "What scenario?" "Me one that's got your dead ass, and the dead asses of everybody that's involved in your Wopotami bullshit!" "I take exception to that remark, sir." "Wrong word, I swear it on--oh, forget it! I mean- your crusade for a wronged people, how does that grab you?" "Clearer in the. gun sight, Commander." "You see, while I'm supposedly dead and out of the scenario, I got my capos supremos working or! Wall Street. They're gonna inflate those SAC stocks to the multibillion fuckin' zenith on the basis of sudden Pentagon reversals where Omaha's concerned, and then you walk into that Supreme Court and they all crash-like a nuclear bomb on all their loans, which are based on projections, and the country club boys, who can't pay their bills, are cleaning urinals in Cairo! You dig, General? We both get what we want!"

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"I sense a certain hostility toward those people." "So should you, Thunder Head! They want us in dirtall of us! ... We'll coordinate through Little Joey. Stay in touch with him." 161 should tell you, Commander, and I say this in front of Joseph. I really believe he's been abusing the per them allocations. The only way you can reach him is when he's not calli ng room service, which is most of the time." "Shithead!" roared Joey the Shroud.

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DIRECTOR OF CIA FEARED LOST AT SEA

Coast Guard Reveals Futile 18-Hour Search in Waters Off Florida Keys. Private Yacht Caught in Storm

Key West, Aug. 24-Vincent F.A. Mangecavallo, director of the Central Intelligence Agency and guest aboard the yacht Gotcha Baby, is believed to have perished at sea along with the captain and crew of the 34-foot craft that left its Key West mooring at 6:00 A.M. yesterday on an ill-fated fishing trip. According to meteorologists, a sudden subtropical storm whipped out of the Muertos Cays at approximately 10:30 A.m. Eastern Daylight Time, veering almost instantly north, away from the coastline, but directly in the path of the yacht, which had been heading due east toward the coral reef fishing grounds for nearly five hours. The search by Coast Guard aircraft and patrol boats will resume at daybreak, but there is little hope of survivors, as the yacht is presumed to have crashed into the reefs and been destroyed. Upon hearing the news, the President issued the following statement. "Good old Vincent, a great patriot and a superb naval officer. If he had to go, I'm sure he'd welcome the briny deep as his final resting place. He's at one with the fishes."

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The, Department of the Navy, however, has no record of Mr. Mangecavallo having been a naval officer or even having served in the navy. When apprised of this, the President had a curt remark. "My old buddies should get their files in order. Vinnie served in the Caribbean theater of operations with Greek partisans aboard patrol boats. Golly, gosh, and zing darn, what's wrong with those new sailors?" The Navy Department had no response.

THE BOSTON GLOBE

FIVE NUDE CULTISTS ARRESTED AT RITZ-CARLTON

Four Found Naked on Ro0i Fifth Assaulted Jogger in Public Garden. All Claim Govt. Immunity. Washington Shocked.

Boston, Aug. 24-In a bizarre series of incidents during which numerous guests of the Ritz-Carlton Hotel claimed to have seen naked figures racing through the corridors at various times, the Boston police cornered four nude unarmed men who had made their way to the roof of the building. Unaccountably, they pleaded for clothing without explaining their nakedness, but nevertheless claiming national security immunity for their efforts in rooting out enemies of the U.S. A fifth naked man was subdued by a Boston jogger, the professional wrestler known as "Jaws" Hanimerlocker, who told the police that the assailant tried to rip his sweat suit off him. Inquiries to Washington intelligence circles brought only con- sternation and swift denials of any involvement whatsoever. A.highly placed unidentified source at the State Department, however, did suggest the similarity between the Boston five and a Southern California cult who commits crimes solely in the nude while singing "Over the Rainbow" and

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brandishing small American flags. "They're perverts," said the unidentified spokesman, "otherwise they wouldn't carry those flags. It's them all right and we don't even know who they are. So there!"

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It was night, and the heavyset man of medium height, wearing dark glasses below an outsized red wig that fell over his ears, made his way down a narrow, dark, gaslit street several blocks from the fishing piers in Key West, Florida. It was a street lined with small Victorian houses crowded close to one another, miniaturized versions of their sister mansions on the shore road. The man studied the numbers on the right side, peering in the semidarkness until he found the address he wanted. Although similar in appearance to those flanking and opposing it ' the house was decidedly different in one respect. Whereas the others had lights in the various first-floor and second-floor windows, quaintly subdued by fringed shades and venetian blinds, this home had only a single dim lamp glowing from a downstairs room obviously near the rear of the, small structure. It was part of the visual code; this was the clandestine rendezvous. The red-wigged stranger to the street walked up the narrow three steps to the porch and approached the door. He rapped on the wooden strips between the stained-glass panels, a prearranged signal that avoided the doorbells single knock, pause, four rapid ones, folio-wed by another

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pause and two more quick taps. Shave ... and a haircut ... two bits, considered the man, wondering what covert operations genius had thought it up. The door opened, and Vincent Mangecavallo instantly had the answer. The huge rinoceronte standing in the tiny hallway was his sometime courier, aptly nicknamed Meat, as usual wearing a white silk tie, a white shirt, and a black suitcoat. I "You the best we can do in this big fuckin' national emergency?" "Hey, Vinnie-it is you, ain't it, Vinnie? ... Sure, it's you, I can smell the garlic and the bay rum." "Basta!" said the veteran of the Caribbean theater of operations, walking inside. "Where's the consigliere? Him I want to see right away." "No consigliere," interrupted a tall, slender man emerging from a side door into the darkened vestibule. "No dons, no Mafia lawyers, no Cosa Nostra guns, is that clear?" "Who the hell are you?" "I'm surprised you don't recognize my voice--2' "Oh'. . . you?" "Yes," said the white-jacketed, yellow-ascoted Smythington- Fontini. "We've talked several hundred times on the telephone," continued the elegant Anglo-Italian, "but we've never met, Vincenzo. My hand, sir-have you washed yours recently?" "You got balls for a fruitcake, Fontini, I'll say that for you " replied Mangecavallo exercisi the shortest handsh,le since George Pattoni;et his fnngst Russian general. "How'd you find Meat?" "Let' s say he was the dimmest star in your constellation, and I'm an expert in celestial navigation." "That doesn't answer my question." "Then let's say the dons from Palermo to Brooklyn, New York, want nothing to do with this enterprise. They give us their blessings and will gratefully accept whatever largesse may come their way, but, basically, we're on our own. They selected your associate here." There are some things I gotta do on the Big Sireet, a point of personal honor and self-respect considering what

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has been decided against my physical well-being. I trust that's understood-from Palermo to Brooklyn." -"Most definitely, Vincenzo, a -point of honor that must be answered, but not in like.terms. I repeat, no guns, no graves, no consigliere leaning on the Boeskys in Wall Street. There can't be any involvement by your familial associates-which are not my associates, although I certainly expect to be apprised of your moves. After all, old boy, I paid for the damn yacht we blew up on the reefs, as well as the unknown, non-English-speaking Venezuelan crew we flew back to Caracas." "Meat, " said Mangecavallo, turning to his sometime lower-level colleague. "Go make yourself a sandwich." "With what, Vinnie? All this guy's got in the kitchen is swelled-up crackers that break if you touch 'em and cheese that, smells like stinky feet!" "Just leave us, Meat." "Maybe I should call for a pizza-" "No phones," interrupted the cosmopolitan industrialist. "Why not keep your eyes on the back courtyard? We wouldn't want any intruders, and I'm told you're an expert at preventing such intrusions." "Hey, I guess you're right about that:' said Meat, mollified. "And about the cheese, hell, I don't even like Parmesan, you know what I mean?" "Certainly.,, "And don't you worry about no intertrusions," added the capo subordinate, heading for the kitchen. "I got eyes like a bat; they never close." "Bat's eyes don't see so good, Meat." "No kiddin'T' "No foolin'." "Where did you ever find him?" asked SmythingtonFontini as Meat walked into the kitchen. "And why?" "He gets certain things done for me, and most of the time he's not sure what he did. That's the best kind of street gorilla you can have.... But I'm not here to talk about Meat. How's everything going?" "Efficiently and on schedule. By early daybreak tomorrow the Coast Guard patrols will find debris, as well as several life jackets and various personal articles, including

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your floating waterproof cigar case with your initials on it. Naturally, the search will be called off, and you'll have the unique privilege of reading all those marvelous things people who despise you say after you're dead." "Hey, you know some of those things could be very sincere, did you ever think of that? I mean, I gotta lot of respect in certain areas." "Not in our crowd, old boy." "Here we go with the 'old boy' crap, huh? Well, lernme tell you, chum-chum, you're lucky you had an aristocratica mama who had more smarts than that dizzy tide she picked up in Tea Town ever dreamed of. If it wasn't for her, the only football team you'd own would be a gang of scrawny hoods kicking a round ball in the streets of Liverlake or Liverpool, or whatever the fuck it is." "Without the Smythington banking connections, the Fontinis could never have gone international." "Oh, so that's why she kept the Fontini name permanently attached, so people would know who was picking up the markers, 'cause the fox-trot horsey boy couldn't." "Mis isn't getting us anywhere--2' "I just want you to know where you sit, Smythie-not stand, but sit! The rest of your silk-underwear crowd are going down the tube!" "So I've been given to understand. Socially, it's a dreadful loss, of course. ' "Naturalmente, pagliaccio.... So after this big Coast Guard search is over and I'm memorialized, what hap-pens?" I "When the time is right, I foresee that you'll be found on one of the farthest-out islands of the Dry Tortugas. T\vo of the Venezuelans will join you and swear, while continually blessing God, themselves, and you, that it was your courage and perseverance that saved all your lives. Tbey'll be immediately flown back to Caracas and disappear." "Not bad, not bad at all. Maybe you're your mama's boy after all." "Conceptually and artistically, I believe you're right," agreed the industrialist, smiling."Mother always said, 'The blood of the Caesars will always be there, if only more of

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our southern cousins had blue eyes and blond hair like me., 11 "A real queen, so filled with tolleranza.... Now, what about Thunder Ass? How do we keep him and his crazy Indian lovers above ground? They're no good to me in dirt." "That's where you come in. Apparently only you can make contact-2' "Correct," broke in Mangecavallo. "They're all in place and nobody knows where they are but me, and that's the way it's gonna stay." "If it stays completely that way, there'll be no protection. One cannot protect a quarry one cannot find." "I've got that worked out. You tell me what you've got in mind, and if I like it I reach the go-between and we set up the meet. What have you got in mind?" "On the telephone before you flew down here, you said the general and his associates were in what you called ,safe shelter,' which, as a yachtsman, I assume is equivalent to 'safe harbor,' which basically means the ship is sheltered from a storm, usually in a deep leeward cove, ergo 'safe shelter'---2' "You always torture yourself like this? ... Yeah, I hope to hell that's what it means, because the big soldier boy said it, and if it means something else we've got a really screwed-up army. What's your point?" "Why not keep the status quo?" "What status quo?" "The safe shelter," said Smythington-Fontini slowly, as if clarifying the obvious. "Unless, as you suggest, we have a screwed-up military, which in the upper purchasing ranks of the Pentagon is entirely plausible. However, considering the general's recent accomplishments, we should take his word that the shelter is safe and well out of the weather." "The weather?" "The term, as I employ it, connotes the negative. They're all in a deep leeward cove and protected from the elements. Why not have them stay where they are?" "I don't know where the hell it is!" "All the better... Does your go-between know?"

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"He can find out if the reason's good enough to convince Thunder Ass." "You said on the telephone that he wanted-what was 0-oh, yes, 'support troops.' Would that be good enough?" "I would hope to kiss a pig it would. That's what be needs.... Who did you figure on?" "Your associate with the unique name of Meat, to-begin with--2' "Pass," negated Mangecavallo. "I got other work for him to do. Who else?" "Well, we may have a problem then. As I mentioned, our padrones near and far are adamant that there be no traceable connection.to any of the families suqh as might be construed by Mr. Caesar Boccegallupo. I assume Meat is an exception because, as your batman of sorts, he's not enormously large in the brain department. I ieve you said he's the penultimate 'street gorilla.' "Penultimate?" "Well, the ultimate would be a real gorilla who understood English, wouldn't it?" ")"at the hell does Batman have to do with my street soldier Meat?" "No, not Batman, Vincenzo, but batm'n, someone who carries out various minor tasks for you." "You know, you frost my apricots, I mean, you are weird!" "I'm doing my best," said the industrialist, close to verbal exhaustion. "I'm afraid we're on different wavelengths." "Well, get on mine, Smythie! You sound like that baked apple who runs the State Department, chum-chum!" "That's why I'm valuable, don't you see? I understand him; he's marginally socially acceptable, but your solutions, as degrading as they may be, are infinitely more productive than his where my own interests are concerned. 1 may prefer his lemon daiquiris to your boilermakers, but I certainly know when to order a shot and a beer. Why do you think the industrial democracies are so blessedly toler- ant? I may not care to break bread with you, but I'm more than happy to help you bake the loaf."

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"You know, Candy Balls, I think I hear your mama talking. Underneath your bullshit, you're up front. So where do we go from here?" "Since the normal avenues are closed to you, I suggest you recruit several men from an available pool of talent. Namely, mercenaries." "Who?" "Professional soldiers for hire. They're generally the scum of the earth, but they fight solely for money and care not one whit for causes other than money. In the old days, they were ex-Wehrmacht hoodlums, or murderers on the run, or former disgraced military personnel no army would have in its ranks, and I suppose the last two categories remain the same, since most of the fascists are either dead or too old to carry a drum or blow their damn bugles. Regardless, I believe it's the wisest course of action." "Where do I find these goody two-shoes Boy Scout types? I want protection up there as soon as possible." "I took the liberty of bringing you a dozen r6surn6s from a Washington agency named Manpower Plus Plus. The messenger I sent over there, an executive of mine from Milan, actually, informs me that all the candidates are available within twenty-four hours with the possible exception of two who are expected to successfully break out of prison by tomoffoiv morning." "I like your style, Fontini," said the temporarily deceased director of the Central Intelligence Agency. "Where are these r6sum&?" "In the kitchen. Come with me. You can tell Meat to watch the front porch." Ten minutes later, seated at a thick pine table, the file folders spread across the surface, Mangecavallo made his decision. "These three," he ordered. "Vincenzo, you are indeed remarkable," said Smythington- Fontini. "I would have chosen two out of the three, except that I must tell you that those two are at this moment about to execute their escape from the Attica prison, so they'll be the most grateful for immediate employment. The third, however, is actually a certified lunatic, an American Nazi who keeps burning swastikas on the grounds of the United Nations."

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"He threw himself in front of a bus--2' "It wasn't a bus, Vincenzo, it was a patrol wagon carrying his friend, another lunatic who was arrested walking down Broadway wearing a Gestapo uniform." "Still, he went the whole nine yards to stop something from happening, and that's what I'm looking for." "Agreed, but it's debatable whether he really meant to take that action or was punched out by a rabbi on Fortyseventh Street." 'I'll gamble.... When can I get 'em to Boston?" "Well, the first two we'll know about in the morning, after the prison roll call, and our Nazi is champing at the bit since he's drawing welfare on a stolen Social Security card of some loan shark he put in the Fast River." "I like him already-not his politics 'cause I don't go along with that lousy shit, but he can be useful. All those whacko nuts can be useftil-like you say, all you gotta do is bang a drum and blow a bugle. And if the other two break out, they're the Holy Mary's gift to our cause to right a terrible wrong to a tribe of real losers who would drop fuckin' dead except for my benevolent intervention. The main thing is that we get this act together as fast as we can and shoot 'em up to Boston and that safe shelter place, wherever the hell it is.... You know, it's just possible that those zucchinis in Washington are zeroing in on the general at this moment." "I doubt that, old boy. If you don't know where he is, and your go-between doesn't know, how could Washington find him?" "I just don't trust the silk underwears. They'll stop at nothing, those lowlifes."

In a dimly lit booth at the rear of O'Toole's Bar and Grill barely two blocks west of Aaron Pinkus Associates, the young, elegantly dressed banker pressed his gentle assault against the middle-aged secretary by way of a third martini. "Oh, I really shouldn't, Binky," protested the woman, giggling and running her hand nervously down the left side of her long, graying hair. "It really isn't right."

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"What isn't right?" asked the walking advertisement for Brooks Brothers apparel, his mid-Atlantic accent somewhere between Park Avenue and Belgrave Square. "I told you how Ifeel." "So many of our attorneys drop in here after work ... and after all, I've only known you for an hour or so. People will talk." "Let them, dear heart! Who cares? I stated my case quite clearly and with abiding integrity. Thos& infantile idiots a man like me is expected to go out with simply don't interest me. I much prefer a mature woman, a- woman-of experience and insight.... Here, cheers." Both raised their glasses to their lips; however, only one sw lowed, and it was not the Ivy League banker. "Oh, slight business, my love.... When do you think our executive committee can meet with Mr. Pinkus? We're talking several millions, of course, as his legal advice is very much sought after." "Binky, I told you. .. ." At this point, the suddenly perplexed secretary involuntarily crossed her eyes and hiccuped four times in succession. Mr. Plinkus hasn't been in touch with me all day." "Don't you know where he is, dear heart?" "Not saxually-actually-but his chauffeur, Paddy Lafferty, called to have me clear the car rental agency for two automobiles." "Really? Two?" "Something about the ski lodge in Hooksett. That's in Hew Nampshire, across the state border." "Oh, well, it's all irrelevant, just boring business.... Will you excuse me for a mo', sweet thing? As they say, nature doth call." "You want me to go with youT' "I'm not sure it's acceptable, you full-blown, very exciting lady, you." "Eeyoo!" squealed the secretary, attacking her martini. Binky the banker got up from the table and walked rap@ idly to O'Toole's pay telephone by the entrance. He inserted a coin and dialed; his call was instantly answered. "Uncle Bricky?" "Who else?" replied. the owner of New England's largest lending institution.

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"It's your nephew, Binky." "Trust you earned your keep, young fella. You're not good for much else." "Uncle Bricky. I was really good!" "I'm not interested in your sexual exploits, Binky. What have you learned?" "It's a ski lodge in Hooksett. That's across the border in New Hampshire." Binky the banker never returned to the table, and the understanding O'Toole put the inebriated secretary into a taxi, paying the fare to her residence, and waving goodbye to the confused face in the window with a single word. "Lowlifes," he said to himself

"This is Bricky, old boy. It's a ski lodge in Hooksett, New Hampshire, roughly thirty miles north of the border on Route Ninety- three. I'm told there are only a couple of such places in the area, so it shouldn't be too difficult to find. There'll be two automobiles with the following license plate numbers." The ashen-faced New England banker gave the numbers and accepted the accolade ac- corded him by the Secretary of State. "Well done, Bricky, it's like old times, isn't it, old chum?" "I hope so, old boy, because if you mess this up, don't you dare show up for our reunion!" "Don't you worry, old sport. They're called the Filthy Four and they're positively animals! They're flying into Logan Airport within the hour... Do you think Smythie might reconsider mooring my yacht at his club?" "I suspect that will depend on the results of your efforts, don't you think?" "I have every faith in our foursome, old chum. They're really a despicable quartet. No mercy given, none taken, as it were. You honestly wouldn't care to get within a mile of them!" "Good show, old boy. Keep me posted."

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It was past midnight on the outskirts of Hooksett, New Hampshire, when a black van without headlights coasted silently down the country road and came to a stop in front of the graveled entrance to the former ski lodge. Inside, the driver, the blue outlines of an erupting volcano tattooed on his forehead and seen clearly in the summer moonlight, turned to his three associates in the rear of the vehicle. "Hoods," he said simply as the three reached into black knapsacks and pulled out black stocking masks, which they promptly squeezed down over their heads. The driver-leader did the same in the front seat, all four adjusting the dark nylon fabric so their eyes peered menacingly out of the lined cut-out holes. "Maximum weapons," added the tattooed unit superior officer, his lips forming a grim smile beneath the cloth. "I want dead, all dead! I want to see horror, I want to see pain; I want to see blood and grotesque faces, all those good things we were trained to do so well!" "Like always, Major!" whispered a bulk of a man, his hands, as the others, robotically plunging into,his knapsack and retrieving a MAC-10 automatic weapon along with five magazines of ammunition each containing eighty rounds, a total of sixteen hundred rapidly spewed-out bullets. "Subordinate firepower!" continued the major, glancing around and satisfied that his second command had already been obeyed. Again, hands surged into knapsacks, and looped grenades were affixed to combat belts. "Radios!" came the final order, and it was instantly executed. Miniaturized walkie-talkies were retrieved and shoved into pockets. "Let's go! North, South, East, and West, according to your numbers, have you got it?" A unison of affinnatives followed as the four Maximum Incorrigibles slipped out of the van, lay on their stomachs, and then crawled off in their individual directions. Death was their mission and death was their salvation in all things. Death before dishonor!

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the descending landscape in the erratic moonlight. -Ees crazy, no?" "You shouldn't be so hard on dem, as the gringos say," replied Desi the First. "They never had to watch the chickens or the goats at night from bad neighbors." "I know dat, but why they so stupid? Black cabezas moving up the hill with the moon like big cucarachas ees plain dumb-like also the gringos say." "As the Heneral says, we could teach dern better but not right now. Right now, we godda do what he wants us to do.... An' also, it's been a dificultoso day for all our nice new friends, so we don' want to wake dem up. Dey need their sleep, no?" "Dey ain't got no chickens or no goats, but only right now bad neighbors, is dat what you mean?" "Dat's right. We do dis ourselves, Wokay?" "Ees easy. I take the two over dere, chu get the two on the other side." 'Wokay," said Desi the First as both men crouched in the shadows. "But chu remember, amigo, don' hurt nobody too bad. The heneral says we godda be civilized to prisoners of war." "Hey, man, we Wain't no animals! Like the heneral also says, we go bide with the Genevil intentions. Maybe dese bad neighbors had lousy times when dey were liddle kids, like Heneral Mac said we did. Dey probably need lotsa kindness and help." "Hey, man," admonished D-One, whispering, "don' let all those priests you like make you t'ink you're a saint! Chu give all dat kindness when dese black-headed cucarachas are laid out in de kitchen sink, Wokay?" "Hey, man, my favorite padre used to tell me when I went into Old San Juan, 'An eye for an eye, Who, but make sure you kick first- right in the West.' "Truly a man of God, amigo. Le's go!"

"Major Vulcan speaking," said the black-hooded figure quietly into his radio as he crawled up the southernmost route leading to the former ski lodge. "Come in by the numbers."

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"Two East reporting, Major. No activity, hostile or otherwise." "Number Three?" "Three North, sir. A light's on in what appears to be a bedroom on the second floor. Can I blow it out?" "Not yet, soldier, but when I tell you, take out everyone inside. Probably goddamned perverts watching as they exchange bodily fluids. They're all perverts, savage perverts. Keep your weapon and your grenades at the ready." "Yes, sir! I want to blow 'em. away first! Can I do that, Major?" "Good attitude, soldier, but only when I give the word. Keep closing in." "What about me, sir?" interrupted Two East. "Three North's a fucking idiot! Remember when the guards found him chewing the fence with his teeth? ... I should have the first kill!" "And you'll be mine!" broke in Three North. "Don't forget Major, Two East took all those strawberries that were ;ne@ant for you at last Thursday's mess!" "You've got a point, Number Three. I really wanted those strawberries." "I didn't do it, Major. It was Four West! ... Own up, you son of a bitch!" "Well, Four West?" said Vulcan. "Did you steal my strawberries?" Silence. "Come in, Four West!" continued the major.. "Is your lack of response an admission of guilt? Answer me, you prick. Did you steal my strawberries?" Silence. "Four West, Four West! Reply!" Silence. "His radio's out," concluded Vulcan. "Goddamned fairy Pentagon purchasing agents! These fucking 'talkies' cost the high brass fourteen thousand apiece when you can buy the same goddamned things at Radio Shack for twentyseven bucks! ... Four West, can you read me?" Silence. "Okay, Three North, how close are you?" Silence. "Three North, come in!" A long silence. "Goddamn it,

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Three North, respond!" Nothing. "Son of a bitch, did any of you clowns check your batteries?" Again there was nothing. "Two East! Give me your report now." Silence. "What the fuck is going on?" fairly shouted Major Vulcan, momentarily forgetting the need for quiet communication. "Will one of you bastards answer me?" Silence, broken several seconds later by a friendly voice. "Nice to meet chu," said Desi the First, walking out of the shadows and into the moonlight above the blackhooded intruder. "You are a prisoner of war, anzigo sir, and you will be treated fairly." "What?" The major slapped his hand down for his weapon, but his movement was far too slow. The heel of D-One's boot crashed into Vulcan's forehead, right in the center of the tattooed volcano. I didn't wan' to do dat, Mr. Prisoner, but chu could'a hurt me an' dat h'ain't nice."

Jennifer Redwing awoke with a start-something had happened; she could feel it, hear it! Of course, she could hear it, she considered, There were muted moans and throated cries from somewhere outside. Wounded dogs? Trapped animals? She lurched out of bed and ran to the window, totally disbelieving what she saw.

Sam Devereaux heard distant noises and pulled the second pillow over his damaged head. For roughly the five hundredth time he swore he would never have a drink after leaving O'Toole's Bar and Grill. However, the noises continued unabated, and after opening his less-than-whiteclear eyes, he understood that they had nothing to do with his physical condition. Unsteadily, he got out of bed and went to the window. Holy shit!

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mouth, incessantly opening and closing with the rapidity of machine gun fire'. Was he back on Omaha Beach? ... No, he was in his favorite bedroom at the old ski lodge. What was the racket? Slowly he rose from the comfortable bed and limped, as old legs do, to the window. God of Abraham, what have You done?

Eleanor Devereaux's sleep was maddeningly interrupted by the ruckus, and she instinctively reached for her bedside telephone to instruct Cora to have the neighbors arrested, or whatever one did for such outrageous behavior in Weston, Massachusetts. Unfortunately, there was no telephone. In high dudgeon she swung her feet from under the sheet, planted them on the floor, rose to her full height, and walked to the window. Good heavens, how absolutely unique!

MacKenzie Hawkins flashed open his eyes, still mangling the cigar he had had in his mouth since the early hours of the morning. What the hell was it? Nam? Korea? Pigs squealing on some peasant's farm protected by Search and Destroy? Jesus! Where were his aides-de-camp? Why hadn't they alerted him to the enemy's assault? ... No, he realized, as he felt the soft innards of the pillow surrounding his head-there were no pillows in combat bivouacs! So where was he? ... Hannibal's legions, he was in Commander Pinkus's ski lodge! He sprang out of the comfortable civilian bed, hating himself for its lack of military rigidity, and ran in his skivvies to the window. Genghis Khan forgive me, but even you wouldn't think of that, Big Fella!

Like pedestrians intent on witnessing the horrible results of a major accident, the temporary residents of the former ski lodge descended from various staircases into the Alpine lobby. They were greeted by Desis One and Two, whoflanked a long coffee table on which there were four MAC-10 machine pistols, twenty magazine clips, sixteen

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grenades, four miniaturized radios, two flamethrowers, four infrared binoculars, and a dismantled egg-shaped bomb that could blow up at least a quarter of the state of New Hampshire-the lesser southeastern part. "We din' want to wake chu all up," said Desi the First, "but the heneral said we should protect the rights of prisoners of war... We tried to do dat, but I Cink they were very bad characters. Dese guns 'n Vings will explain what I mean.... Now, great Heneral, can Sergeant Desi-TWo and me get some sleep?" "Goddamn, boys, you're lieutenants! But what the hell is out there?" "Please, sehores y sehoras, see for yourselves," said Desi the Second, opening the front door. "We did not Cink it was too bad for de Genevil intentions, when we saw all dose guns W everything" Outside, on the repaired ski lift, halfway up the intermediate slope and at least fifteen feet in the air, were four jiggling bodies hanging upside down, their mouths taped, their feet wrapped in ropes. "We bring dem back every hour and give dern water," said Desi the First, smiling. "Dat way we treat our prisoners of war real good."

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"What?" shrieked the Secretary of State, his bellow causing his security pool stenographer to lurch out of her chair, propelling her shorthand pad directly into the head of her employer, who absently caught it in his left hand, which was in the process of pounding his skull to stop his maniacally pivoting left eye. "They did what? ... How? I won't have it!" The Secretary began slamming the shorthand pad alternately against his temple and the edge of the desk until its pages flew hither and yon off their spiral. "Please!" pleaded the stenographer, racing around and picking up the' flying papers. "These are top-secret notes, sir!" "Well, there's no secret about your tops, is there?" cried the wide-eyed, swinging-eyed leader of State crazily. "We live in a walnut world, miss! You've got coconuts, but we're all walnuts!" Suddenly, the stenographer, standing rigid and staring down at her employer, said calmly but with great strength, "Stop it, Warren. Calm down." "Warren? Who's Warren? I'm Mr. Secretary-always Mr Secretary!" "YOU are Warren Pease, and please cover the telephone,

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or I'll tell my sister and she'll tell Arnold Subagaloo that you've gone squirrelly." "Oh, God-Arnold!" Warren Pease, Secretary of State, instantly covered the mouthpiece. "I forgot, Teresa, honestly, I just forgot for a moment!" "I'm Regina Trueheart, my younger sister's Teresa, Subagaloo's assistant." "I'm terrible with names, but I never forget coconuts-I mean faces! Don't tell your sister." "You just tell whoever's on the line that you'll call back after you've had a chance to collect your thoughts." "I can't! He's on a pay telephone at the prisoners' compound in Quantico!" "Order him to give you the number and to stay there until you call him back." "All right, Coconuts-Teresa-Regina-Madame Secretary!" "Stop it, Warren. Do what I say!" The Secretary of State did exactly as Regina Trueheart commanded, then fell forward on his desk, his head in his arms, and, as they say, cried his eyes out. 'Somebody leaked and I got pissed on!" he gurgled. "They got sent back to the compound in body bags!" "Who?" "Me Filthy Four. It's horrible!" "They're dead-whoever they are?" "No, there were air holes in the canvas. It's worse than dead- they're embarrassed! We're all embarrassed!" Pease raised his tear- streaked face as if pleading for a swift execution. "Warren, sweetie, knock it off. You have a job to do and people like me are here to see that you do it. Remember Fem of the North Mall, our patron saint and inspiration. She wouldn't permit any of her bosses to fall apart and neither will L" "She was a secretary, you're a security pool stenographer--:' "Far more, Warren, oh, far more," interrupted Regina. "I'm a roving butterfly with the sting of a bee. I flutter from one top-secret assignment to another, keeping my

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eyes on all of you, helping you through your days. That's the God-given assignment for all the Truehearts." "Can't you be my secretary?" "And take that job from our dear, dedicated anti-Commie mother, Tyrania? Surely you jest." "The Tyrant's your mother ... T' "Careful, Warren. Subagaloo, remember?" "Oh, Christ, Arnold. I'm sorry, truly sorry-a great woman, awe- inspiring." "To the business at hand, Mr. Secretary," said the ste- nographer, sitting down, the notebook and the gathered pages securely held, her posture once again rigid. "I have maximum clearance, as you know, so how can I helpT' "Well, maximum clearance isn't exactly the issue---2' "I see," broke in Regina Trueheart. "Body bags with air holes, corpses that weren't dead-- 2' "I tell you, the entire honor guard almost had mass cardiac arrest! Two are in the base hospital, three have demanded immediate discharges on psychiatric grounds, and four went AWOL by racing through the gates screaming -their heads off about soldiers rising from the dead to curse the officers they never fragged.... Oh, my God, if this ever gets out--oh, Jesus!" "I know, Mr. Secretary." Security Stenographer First Class Trueheart stood up. "Embarrassment, sir, we've all been there.... All right, Warren, we're in'this together. What do we start shredding?" "Shredding?" Pease's left eye was now streaking back and forth with the speed of a4aser. "I understand," said Regina, who promptly, without the slightest hint of sensuality, pulled her dress up to her waist. "Documents to be removed, of course. As you can see, I'm fully prepared to carry out the mission." "Hub?" His left eye fixed, the Secretary of State was astonished at what he saw. Sewn into Ms. Trueheart's panty hose, from knees to thigh, were light brown nylon pockets. "How ... how incredible," mumbled Pease. "Naturally, we must remove all metal clips, and should we need more space, my brassiere has a zippered lining, and the back of my slip has an attached overlay of sheer silk that can accommodate the wider documents."

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"You don't understand," said the Secretary, his chin impacting on the edge of the desk as the stenographer released her dress to its normal position. "Ouch!" "Keep your mind on business, Warren. Now, what don't I understand? The Trucheart girls are prepared for all emergencies." "Nothing was written down!" explained the panicked head of State. "I see.... Unlogged, max-class, unsanctioned communications, is that it?" "What? Were you with the CIA ... T' "No, that's my older sister, Clytemnestra. She's a very quiet girl.... So our problem goes back to leaks in the unsanctioned infrastructure; the unlogged word of mouth made a devious detour into forbidden ears." "It must have, but it couldn't! No one who knew could possibly have benefited from betraying the secret of our flying those lunatics up to Boston." "Without specific facts, Mr. Secretary-which, of course, could be revealed by Pentothal but never, never in a confrontation with any subhuman congressional committee-please give me an abstract of the operation. Can you do that, Warren? ... If it would help you, I'll show you my pockets again." "It wouldn't hurt." She did so, and Pease's left eye came slowly to a riveting stop. "Well, you see," he began, spittles of saliva emerging from his lips. "Certain unpatriotic slimes, led by a maniac, want to cripple our first line of defense, namely our contractors and then a section of our air force that has international watchdog responsibilities." "How, sweetie?" Trucheart shifted her weight from one leg to the other, then back again. "Auugh. " "What, Warren? I asked how." "Oh, yes, of course.... Well, they claim that the land on which is located a huge and very vital air force base may just possibly belong to a group of people-savages, actually-because of some stupid treaty made over a hundred years ago, which never happened, of course! It's all insane!"

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"I'm sure it is, but is it true, Mr. Secretary?" Once more Regina's bared legs required a succession of shifting balances, five to be exact. "Oh, boy ... !11 "Sit down! Is it true?" "The Supreme Court is thinking about it. The Chief Justice is keeping the Court arguments quiet for another five days, on national security grounds, until the slimes show up for oral interrogation the day before. We've got four days to find the bastards and send them to their happy hunting grounds, which has nothing to do with national security grounds. Goddarnn savages!" Regina Trueheart instantly released her dress. 'That will be enough of that!" "Ouch! ... What?" "We Trueheart girls do not countenance obscene language, Mr. Secretary. It simply reveals a lack of acceptable vocabulary and is offensive in the extreme to church-going people. "Aw, come on, Vergyna---" "Regina! 11 "I'm on your side ... but don't you see, sometimes a little profanity says it. When you're stressed, it just comes out." "You sound like that horrible French writer, Anouilh, who would excuse everything." "Annie who?" "Never mind.... Was this secure circle of knowledgeable people restricted to only a few of our highest government officials and even fewer outside civilians?" "The fewest of each!" "And these all too alive and kicking body bags, were they covertly recruited to carry out their mission-which they obviously failed to do?" "So covert they didn't even understand it! But then, they didn't have to-they're maniacs." "Stay here, Warren," said Trueheart, placing the shorthand pad on the desk and straightening her dress. "I'll be right back." "Where are you going?"

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"To speak to your secretary, my mother. I'll be right back, and don't you dare get on the telephone!" "Of course not, Pockets ... I mean--2' "Oh, shut up! You appointees are very, very strange." With these words the security pool stenographer walked out into the outer office and closed the door. Warren Pease, Secretary of State and owner of a fishing yacht he longed dearly to berth at an acceptable club, was torn between slashing his wrists and calling his former brokerage firm and offering all manner of government insider information so as to reclaim his former partnership. Good Lord, why had he ever succumbed to his old rooniie, the President's call to join the administration? Socially, of course, there were advantages, but there were disadvantages, too. One had to be polite to so many people one simply could not abide, and those dreadful dinner parties where he not only had to sit next to but have his picture taken with Negroes. Oh, no, it wasn't all peaches and cream! 'Me sacrifices one had to make would test the patience of a saint ... and now this! Body bags with living maniacs, and his own crowd wanting his scalp! How grotesque life had become! Of course, he had no razor blade and he dared not use the telephone, so he simply had to wait, perspiring profusely. In agonizing minutes, the wait was over. However, instead of Regina Trueheart, her mother, Tyrania, marched into the office, closing the door firmly behind her. The matriarch of the Truebeart clan was the stuff of which legends are born. A striking woman with sharp Teutonic features and blazing light-blue eyes, she was just over six feet in height, with an imposing body that stood tall and challenging, belying her fifty- eight years. As her mother before her, who had arrived with the legions of female government secretaries and clerks during World War II, Tyrania was a veteran of the Washington bureaucracy, with awesome knowledge of its byways and back alleys, its follies and flagrant abuses. Again, like her mother, she had brought up her own daughters to serve the byzantine infrastructures of the government's myriad bureaus, departments, and agencies. Tyrania believed it was the destiny of the family's women to guide the leaders and

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would-be leaders through Washington's minefields so they could exercise what generally feeble abilities they'possessed. In her heart, the Trueheart maximum leader understood that it was women such as herself and her daughters who really ran the nation's government. Men truly were the weaker sex, so vulnerable to temptation and tomfoolery. This judgment no doubt accounted for the fact that no male child had been born into the family for three generations. It simply was not acceptable. T@yrania studied the obviously distraught Secretary of State, in her long, silent gaze a mixture of pity and resignation. "My daughter has relayed everything you told her, as well as describing your apparently overstimulated libido," she said firmly but quietly, as if admonishing a small, confused boy in the principal's office. "I'm sorry, Mrs. Trueheard Honestly. It's been just a terrible day, and I didn't mean to do anything wrong." "It's all right, Warren, don't cry. I'm here to help you, not to make you feel naughty." "Thank you, Mrs. Trueheart!" ,sut for me to help you, I must first ask you a very important question. Will you answer me honestly, Warren?" "Oh, yes, yes, I will!" "Good.... Now tell me, among the very small circle of civilians- nongovernment people-who are aware of this counterstrike operation, do any of them profit from this conceivably threatened air base?" "All of them, for God's sake!" "Then look to one of them, Warren. He's selling out the others." "What ... ?Why?" "Long-range, I can't answer you until I have more facts-such as stock options and buy-outs-but shortrange the answer is obvious."

"It is?"

"No one in the administration, with the exception of yourself, would enter into such a devious solution that employed incarcerated men, in military prison because of their violence-prone dispositions. The lessons of Watergate and Iran-scam have left their indelible marks, as repulsive

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and unpatriotic as they may be. Put simply, there were too many indictments." "But why am I the exception?" "You're too new and too inexperienced in this town. You wouldn't know how to unite the President's advisers for this sort of clandestine operation. They'd all run to the hills at the suggestion- except, perhaps, the VicePresident, who probably wouldn't know what you're talking about." "You think it's one of the... civilians?" "I'm rarely wrong, Warren.... Well, I was once, but that was my husband. After we girls threw him out of the house, he ran down to the Caribbean, and now he charters his run-down sailboat out of the Virgin Islands. A totally despicable human being." "Really? Why is that?" "Because he claims to be a completely happy person, which we all know is unacceptable in our complex society.,, "No kidding ... T' "Mr Secretary, may we concentrate on the immediate problem? I strongly suggest that you place the 'body bags' in total isolation, squash whatever stories come out of Quantico as the result of drunkenness, and go underground and reach the Zero Zero Zero- dash-Zero Zero Six at Fort Benning." "What the hell is that?' "Not what, but who," replied T@rania. "They're called the Suicidal Six--2' "Like in the Filthy Four?" interrupted Pease, scowling. "Light-years beyond. They're actors." "Actors? What do I want with actors?" "These are unique," said Trueheart, leaning forward and lowering her voice. "They'd kill for good reviews, which none has ever had in abundance." "How did they ever get to Fort Benning?" "Nonpayment of rent." " What? " "They haven't worked steadily in years, just went to classes and waited on tables." "I don't understand a word you're saying!"

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"It's really quite simple, Warren. They joined the army together to start a repertory theater and eat on a more regular basis. Naturally, a creative-thinking officer in G-T\vo saw the possibilities and inaugurated a new program for covert operations." "Because they were actors?" "Well, according to the general in charge, they wereare-also in great physical shape. You know, all those Rambo movies where they got extra parts. Actors can be very vain where their appearances are concerned." "Mrs. Trueheart!" exclaimed the Secretary of State. "Will you please tell me where this conversation is leading us?" "To a solution, Warren. I will only talk in abstract terms, so there's complete deniability, but I'm sure that your well-honed and well-brought-up intellect will understand." "Those are the first words that make sense to me." "The Suicidal Six can and will impersonate anybody and anything. They are masters of disguises and dialects, and can penetrate the impossible penetration." "'Mat's crazy. They'd be penetrating ourselves!" "Good point. That gives you an enviable overview." "Wait a minute." Pease spun around in his swivel chair and stared at the crisscrossed flags of the U.S. and the State Department, in his imagination seeing a portrait of Geronimo dressed in a general's uniform between them. "That's it!" he cried. "No indictments, no congressional hearings-it's perfect!" "What is, WarrenT' "Actors. " "Of course." "Actors can be anybody they want to be-convince other people they're not who they really are, right?" "That's true. It's what they're trained to do." "No killers, no indictments, no goddamned hearings on the Hill." "Well, I wouldn't go that far without buying off a few senators, which our contingency funds allow for-" "I can see it now," interrupted Pease, spinning front, his left eye in place, both eyes wide with excitement. "They

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arrive at Kennedy Airport-red sashes, maybe beards and homburgs-a delegation." "A what?" "From Sweden! A delegation from the Nobel committee. They've studied the military history of the twentieth cenjury and have come over to find General MacKenzie Hawkins to award him the Nobel peace prize for being the greatest soldier of our time!" "Perhaps I should call a doctor, Warren." "Not at all, Mrs. Truebeart, you gave it to me! Can't you understand? This banana's got an ego bigger than Mount Everest!" "Who has?"

"Thunder Head." 11W/W. 2"

"MacKenzie Hawkins, that's who! He won the Congres- sional'Medal of Honor-twice." "I think we should say a silent prayer to almighty God for having made him an American and not a Commie--2' "Bullshit!" exploded the Secretary of State. "He's the asshole of the millennium. He'll come running out from wherever he is to get that award.... Then it's Sweden and points north, way north! A lost plane-Lapland, Siberia, the tundra, who cares?" "Despite your inane profanity, Warren, when you say north, it has the ring of brilliant truth, our truth. What can I do, Mr. Secretary?" "To begin with, find out how we reach the officer running these actors, and then have my plane prepared to fly me down to Fort Benning.... Per

fiect!"

The two rental cars raced south on Route 93 toward Boston, Paddy Lafferty commandeering the first, his wife, driving the second, approximately a mile behind. Aaron Pinkus sat in front with his chauffeur, while Sam Devereaux, his mother, and Jennifer Redwing were in the rear seat, the Indian attorney between mother and son. The second vehicle carried.General MacKenzie Hawkins in the front with Mrs. Lafferty, as Desis One and Two

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were in the back, playing blackjack with a deck of cards appropriated from the former ski lodge. "Now, you hear me good, little girl!" said the plumpish Erin Lafferty of fine Celtic features into the car telephone. "I want the buster boy to have a full bowl of oatmeal with real milk-not that watered-down crap Grandpa drinksand the tiny lass should have two slices of bread soaked in eggs and fried-two eggs, got that? ... All right, girl, I'll get back to you later." "Your children?" asked the Hawk somewhat awkwardly as Mrs. Lafferty replaced the phone. "Have you got your brains anywheres near your head, man? Do I look like a woman who's got wee tots?" "I merely overheard your conversation, rnadam---2' "That was my youngest, Bridget, who's lookin' after my older lad's-my second oldest lad's-kids, while them two-toilet suppositories are on a cruise ... would you believe-a cruise?" "Did your husband object?" "How the hell could he? Dennis-boyo is a big accountant with all those letters after his name. He does our taxes." "I see." "May the devil fart perfume, you do! Never have kids who are brainier than you. There's hell to pay." The car telephone buzzed and Mrs. Lafferty picked it up. "What is it, Bridgey? You can't find the refrigerator, girl? ... Oh, it's you, Paddy, darlin', who I may just push your head into a barrel of used crank case oil." Erin Lafferty held the phone out for Hawkins. "Paddy says Mr. Pinkus wants to talk to you." "Thank you, madam.... Commander?" "No, it's still Paddy, great General. I'll put the boss on in a second or two. I just wanted to tell you not to pay no attention to my woman. She's a good girl, sir, but she's not been in true combat, if you know what I'm drivin' at." "I understand, Gunny. But if I were you, I'd make damn sure 'Buster boy' gets his oatmeal with real milk and the 'tiny lass' has her fried bread with two eggs." "Oh, she's been on the breakfast bit again, has she?

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Grandmothers can be the end of the good life, General.... Here's Mr. Pinkus." "General?" "Commander? What're the map coordinates, sir?" "The what? ... Oh, where we're going. Yes, well, I've just made arrangements for us all to stay at my brother-inlaw's summer house in Swampscott. It's on the beach and rather delightful, and as he and Shirley's sister are in Europe, it's completely available." "Well done, Commander Pinkus. A comfortable bivouac under combat conditions is good for the troops' morale. Do you have an address? I have to relay it to Little Joseph in Boston because our support personnel will be arriving shortly." "It's known as the old Worthington estate on the Beach Road, now owned by Sidney Birnbaum. I'm not sure there are numbers, but the entire front wall is painted in royal blue, which very much appealed to Shirley's sister." 'That's good enough, Commander Pinkus. Our support will undoubtedly be chosen from an elite corps and they'll find it. Anything else?" "Simply tell Paddy's wife where we're going. If we get separated in the traffic, she knows the way." The Hawk relayed the information, only to be greeted by Erin Lafferty's succinct reply. "Oh, Jesus Himself be praised! I'll be dealin' with the kosher boys, and let me tell you, General, they really know where to get the best meat and the freshest vegetables!" "You've been there before, I presume?" "Been there! Don't ever tell my parish priest, but the grand Sidney and his dear wife, Sarah, made me the godmother of their boy, Joshua-Jewish style, you understand. Josh is like one of my own, and Paddy and I keep prayin' that he and Bridgey can get it together, if you know what I mean." "Would your parish priest-" "What the hell does he know? He drinks all them French wines and bores us to death about their bookays. A loser." "The true, fine melting pot," said the Hawk quietly.

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"Have you ever thought of running for Pope?" he added, chuckling. "I once knew one who thought like you." "Awe, gowann! A dumb Irish broad like me even thinkin' like that?" " 'The meek shall inherit the earth,' for on their shoulders lies the morality of all mankind." "Hey, you! You tryin' to come on with me? Because if you are, my Paddy could break you in half!" "I wouldn't dream of it, madam," replied the Hawk, looking at Erin Lafferty's profile. "And I'm sure he could," added the soldier who was arguably the most proficient hand-to-hand combat officer ever to have served in the military. "He would, of course, demolish me." "Well, he's gettin' on, but my boy still has it." "He has you, and that's far more important." "Where're you at, Buster? I'm an old lady, for Christ's sake!" "And I'm an older man, and one thing has nothing to do with the other. I'm merely saying that it's a privilege to know you." "You con

.fuse me, soldier man!" "I don't mean to." Erin Lafferty pressed the accelerator to the floor and sped ahead.

Wolfgang Hiduh, born Billy-Bob Bayou, walked through the gate and followed the signs in the wide corridor to Logan Airport's baggage claim area. As one third of the highly, if mysteriously, paid security unit recruited by Manpower Plus Plus, he was to meet his two Kameraden in the enclosed parking lot across from the taxi stand. As identification, he was to carry a folded Wall Street Journal, with various articles clearly circled in red ink, although he had stubbornly argued for a copy of Mein Kampf. If -he hadn't needed the employment so badly, he would have turned down the job on principle. The Journal was a well-known symbol of the decadent, money-grasping democracies and should be burned along with ninety-nine percent of all of the country's newspapers and magazines, starting with the despicable Amsterdam News and Ebony,

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which were published in and for Harlem, a steaming hotbed of inferior black troublemakers, just as Wall Street was a treacherous armed camp of Jewish money! Unfortunately, however, Wolfgang did need the job, as his welfare checks had been cut off-by a suspicious black clerk at the unemployment office!-and so he had put his principles on a back burner and accepted the advance of two hundred dollars and an airline ticket. All he knew was that he and his two Kameraden were to protect a group of seven people who were in hiding, and three of those were military themselves. That meant that there were six mercs watching over four civvies-a piece of strudel, which he had come to love from his two glorious months training in the Bavarian mountains with his Fourth Reich Meister. Wolfgang Hit1uh, the Journal in one hand, his carryon in the other, dodged the traffic and crossed the unroofed two lanes that led to the parking lot. He must not be conspicuous! he considered as he walked through the late afternoon sunlight toward the huge garage. Everything was so secret, according to Manpower Plus Plus, that he could not breathe a word of the job even to the 170hrer, if he was alive-always a possibility, nadirlich! The assignment obviously entailed the protec- tion of such high officials that the government could not trust the weak, non-Aryan types that had infiltrated the Secret Service.... Where were his Kameraden? he wondered. "You Wolfie?" asked an enormous black man, emerging from the shadows of a circular concrete pillar and approaching Hitluh. "What? ... Who? What did you say?" "You heard me, little fella. You've got the newspaper and we saw the red ink when you crossed those two streets out in the open." The dark giant extended his hand and smiled. "Nice to know you, Wolf-that's one hell of a name, by the way." "Yes, well ... I guess it is." The Nazi accepted the hand as though having touched the flesh would infect him for life. "It seems like a good gig, brother." "Brother?

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"Here," continued the huge man, gesturing behind him, "let me introduce you to our partner, and don't be put off by his ap ,pearance. Once we broke out, he couldn't wait to get back into his usual threads. I tell you, Wolfie, you wouldn't believe the way those old fortune-tellers and their crazy mustachioed husbands talk!" "Fortune-tellers ... T' "Come on, Roman, get out here and meet Wolfie!" A second figure came out from the shadows of the pillar, a muscular man in a billowing orange blouse with a blue sash around his waist above skin-tight black trousers and circlets of dark hair on his forehead; he also wore a single gold earring. A Gypsy! thought Wolfgang. The scourge of the Moldavians, worse than the Jews and the Negroes! Deutschland Uber Alles, a Gypsy! "Hallo, Misstair Wolfowitz!" cried the ear-ringed man, holding out his hand, his blinding white teeth below a dark mustache, the antithesis of Wolfgang's vision of a Kamerad. "I can tell by the shape of your eyes that you will have a long, long life with great financial assets! No money is required for this precious infonnation- we work together, no?" "Oh, great Fiffirer, where the hell are yaT' whispered Hitluh to himself, absently shaking hands. "What's that, Wolfie?" as the large black, clamping his huge, strong hand on Wolfgang's shoulder. "Nothing, nothing! .. . You're sure there's no mistake? You're from Manpower Plus Plus?" ,.,Nowhere else, brother, and from what Roman and I can figure out, this is going to be like picking up bread in the street. By the way, my name's Cyrus-Cyrus M. My buddy's name is Roman Z, and you're Wolfie H. Naturally, we never ask what the letters of our last names stand for-which wouldn't make a hell of a lot of difference anyway because we got so many different ones, right, brother?" "Jawohl. " Wolfgang nodded, then blanched. I mean you're absolutely correct ... Bruder." "What?" "Brother," added Hitluh instantly, apologetically. "Brother, I mean brother!"

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"Hell, don't get upset, Wolfie, I understood you. I speak German, too." "You do?" "Hell, yes. Why do you think I've been in prison?" "Because you speak German ... ?" "Sort of, little fella," said the dark-skinned giant. "You see, I'm a government chemist, and I was loaned out to Bonn to work for a plant in Stuttgart to help out in a fertilizer project, only it wasn't." "Wasn't what?" "Fertilizer... Oh, it was shit, but it wasn't fertilizer, just gas, very unhealthy gas. On its way to the Middle East." "Mein Gott! But perhaps there were reasons ... T' "Sure, there were. Cash and the wasting of a lot of people the bosses didn't think were too important. Three of them found me one night analyzing the final compounds. They called me a Schwarzer and rushed me, two pulling guns on me.... That was that." "Tbat was what?" "I threw all three of those honky Krauts into the vatswhich sort of meant they couldn't show up in court to answer my plea of self- defense.... So, in the interests of diplomatic relations, I drew five years in the can over here rather than fifty over there. I figured I owed three months, so Roman and I broke out last night." "But we're supposed to be mercs, not chemists!" "A man can be different things, little fella. To put myself through two universities in seven years, I took a few months off now and then. Angola-both sides, incidentally--Oman, Karachi, Kuala Lumpur. I won't be a disappointment to you, Wolfie." "Misstair Wolfowitz," interrupted Roman Z, expanding his orange- clothed chest, and planting his feet as though he were about to do a Gypsy dervish. "You see before you the greatest man with a blade, a silent blade, that you could ever hope to meet! ... Slash, slash, parry, thrust!" The words were accompanied by wild gestures and rapid pivots as the blue sash whipped through the air and the orange blouse billowed. "Ask anyone in the mountains of Serbo- Croatia!"

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"But you were in prison over here-" "I passed several hundred bad checks, what can I tell you?" added Roman Z in a disconsolate voice, his hands extended in a plea. "One immigrates, however the methods, he comes to nothing in a foreign land that does not understand him." "There, Wolfie," said Cyrus M, in his voice a certain finality. "You know about us now, what about you?" "Well, fellas, you see, Ah'm what some people call a roguelike underground investigatah-2' "You're also a southern boy-a southern boy who speaks German," interrupted Cyrus. "Now, that's a strange combination, isn't it?" "You can telIT' "I think it comes out when you're kind of excited, Wolfie. Why are you excited, little fella?" "You're not readin' me, Cyrus. Ah'm just anxious to git started on this heah gig!" "Oh, we'll get started on it right away, you can bet your uptight ass on that. It's just that we'd kinda like to know a little more about our partner. You see, we could be putting our lives in your hands, you can understand that, Wolfie, can't you? ... Now, how did a good ole boy like you learn German? Was it part of that underground investigating you did?" "You're right on!" answered Wolfgang, a flat, petrified grin plastered on his lips. "Y'see, Ali was trained to interfilterate all them German cities lak Berlin and Muniken lookin' for them dirty Commies, but y'know what Ali found out?" "What did you find out, mein Kleiner?" "Ali found out that our mewly-mouthed gov'mint looks the other way an' don't give a shit!" "You mean like all those communist bastards around the Brandenburg Gate and walking on Unter den Linden?" "They sure was under rocks, I tell ya that!" "Sie sprechen nicht sehr gut Deutsch. " "Well, Ali never learned so much to catch it so quick, Cyrus, but I got yer drift." "Sure, I understand. Just certain key words and

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phrases...." Without warning, the huge black suddenly shot out his right arm in an angled salute. "Heil Hitler!" "Sieg Heil!" screamed Wolfgang with such a roar that a number of Logan Airport's arrivals spun their heads around, stared, and immediately fled from the scene. "Wrong part of town, Wolfie, the Brandenburg's on the other side of the Wall before it came down. They were all Commies." Cyrus M suddenly hauled the stunned Hiduh into the shadows of the pillar, and with one punch rendered the neo-Nazi unconscious. "What zee hell did you do that for?" cried the bewildered blue- sashed Gypsy, following his prison mate into the darkened area. I can smell these mothers a mile away," replied the large black chemist, holding the immobilized figure of Wolfgang against the stone and yanking the Nazi's carryon out of his right hand. "Open it up and dump the stuff on the ground." Roman Z did so and the blood-red cover of Mein Kampf stood out like a rubied diadem. `Zeese is not a nice fellow," said the Gypsy, bending down and picking up the book. "What do we do now, Cyrus?" I heard something on my cell radio yesterday and it kind of grabbed me. And would youlbelieve, it happened right here in Boston?"

THE BOSTON GLOBE

NUDE AMERICAN NAZI FOUND ON STEPS OF POLICE STATION

Copy of Mein Kampf Strapped to Chest

Boston, Aug. 26-In what appears to be a grotesque pattern of nude criminal activities, the writhing body of a naked man with wide-ribbed packaging tape around his mouth and over his chest, under which was a copy of Adolf Hitler's Afein Kampf, was dumped by two men on the steps of the Cambridge Street Police Headquarters at 8:10 last evening. Seven witnesses, who were in the vicinity at the time

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and who refused to give their names, said that a taxi swung into the curb and two men, one flamboyantly dressed, the other a large black man, carried the body to the steps, returned to the taxi, and raced away. The victim has been identified as Wolfgang A. Hitluh, a wanted American Nazi, born with the legal name of Billy-Bob Bayou in Serendipity Parish, Louisiana, and presumed to be violent. The authorities are both stunned and bewildered, for Mr. Hitluh, as the four nude men found on the roof of the RitzCarlton hotel two days ago, is claiming government immunity from -prosecution, as he was performing his duty as part of a deep-cover, top-secret operation. The information officer at the Federal Bureau of In- vestigation, while denying any involvement, had the following comment: "We do not permit our agents to remove their clothing tinder any circumstances, preferably not even their neckties." A spokesman for the Central Intelligence Agency, also denying any knowledge of Mr. Hitlub's activities, issued the following statement: "As is well known, the Charter of 1947 prohibits the Agency from operating domestically. In the few instances where our expertise is sought by national authorities, it can only be given at the sole discretion of the director in consultation with congressional oversight. If the late and patriotic Vincent Mangecavallo made any such arrangements, they have not surfaced in our files. Therefore, any inquiries should be directed at those (expletives [two] deleted) in Congress."

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Aug. 26-At taxi belonging to Abul Shirak of 3024 Center Avenue was briefly stolen early yesterday evening while he was having coffee at the Liberation Diner. He reported the theft to the police; then at 8:35 Pm. called back saying the vehicle had been returned. When initially questioned by the police, he

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could only recall having sat next to a man in an orange silk shirt and wearing a gold earring who engaged him in lively conversation, after which he discovered that his car keys were missing. No fur- ther investigation is anticipated as Mr. Shirak said he

was compensated. "You gimme an answer, you fancy-talking English cannoli!" yelled the red-wigged Vinnie the Bam-Bam into a pay telephone on Collins Avenue in Miami Beach, Florida.- "What the fuck happened?" "Vincenzo, I did not pick the lunatic, you did," said the voice of Smythington-Fontini from his suite at New York's Carlyle Hotel. "If you recall, I warned you against him." "He never got a chance to do anything! Those whackos can be programmed to put their bare asses in a muskrat hole, but he got short-circuited before he could find his ass!" "What did you expect with a black man and a Gypsy in concert with a fanatical Hitlerite? I believe I mentioned that." "You also mentioned that those clowns didn't give doodly-squat about anything but cash, right?" "On that point, I must refine my thinking. On the other hand, I should give you the good news. Our two first choices have made contact with the general and are at this moment in the new compound and have taken up their posts." "How the hell do you know that?" "Because Manpower Plus Plus called and so informed me. Operative Cyrus M reached them from a telephone in some place called Swampscott and said everything was under control. He also mentioned that he did not care to be made a field colonel by the general. Are you now satisfied, Vincenzo?" "Goddamn it, no! Did you read what those fuckers at the Agency said about me? They said I could have made all these arrangements by myself without telling anybody! What kind of crap is that?" @"Nodiing new, Vincenzo. Who better than a dead man to put the blame on-if there is any blame down the road?

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And even if you rise from the dead in the out islands of the Dry Tortugas, some things haven't changed. You did do it." "Only through you!" "I'm invisible ... Bam-Bam. From here on, if you care to leave the Dry Tortugas, you work only for me, capisce? You sit, Vincenzo, you do not stand." "I don't believe this!" "Why not? You said it yourself. I am my mother's son.... Carry out your endeavors on Wall Street, my friend. I'll make a megakilling, and you'll make-well, we'll decide that later." "Manuna mia!" "Well put, old sport."

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The immense living room of the Birnbaum summer house looked out over the beach through a series of sliding glass doors that led to a large redwood deck running the length of the building. It was daybreak and the skies were overcast, the ocean below disturbed, churning in watery rebellion, the short, intense waves lurching onto the sand with an anger of their own, reluctantly receding but with promise of return. "It's going to be a rotten day, isn't it?" said Sam Devereaux, walking out of the door to the kitchen, carrying a mug of coffee. "It doesn't look too promising," replied the huge black man, introduced to all of them last evening as Cyrus M. "Have you been up all night?" "Habit, Counselor. I know Roman Z, but I don't know the two Hispanic guys. Desis One and T\vo--come on, what kind of aliases are those?" "What kind of name is Cyrus MT' "Actually, it's Cyril and the M stands for my mom, who told me how I could get out of a backwater patch in the Mississippi Delta. Books were part of it, but I assure you the emphasis was on tough."

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"You could have played in the NFL, I'd think." "Or swung a bat, or boxed, or been the Black Behemoth of wrestling? ... Get with it, Mr. Lawyer, that's meat, and unless yours the best you end up with bruises and half a brain and nowhere to go. I can also assure you that I couldn't have been the best. My soul wasn't in it." "You sound like an educated man." "I'm schooled." "T'hat's all you'll say?" "Please get this straight, Counselor. I'm hired to protect you, not to give you my life story," said Cyrus pleasantly. "Okay. Sorry... What's your analysis of the current situation- since that's what we're paying you for?" "I've checked out the grounds, from all points on the beach and up through the dunes on the bourn to the road. We're vulnerable, but by noon we won't be." "What do you mean?" "I called my firm, the firm that hires me, and told them to shoot up six lithium battery-operated, trip-wire machines with waist-high antennae-they'll blend in with the high grass and cover the waterfront." "What the hell does that mean?" "It means that any moving object over a density weight of fifty pounds crossing through those beams will set off alarms heard at least five miles away." "You know your business, Cyrus M." "I hope you know yours," mumbled the guard, bringing a pair of binoculars to his eyes and scanning the grounds outside. "Mat's an odd remark." "I think you mean impertinent." Cyrus's grin could be seen below the field glasses. "Yeah, I suppose. you could say that, but it's still an odd remark. Would you mind explaining it?" "I'm probably older than you think, Mr. D., and I've got a pretty good memory." Cyrus adjusted the focus in his binoculars and continued quietly, casually. "When we were introduced last night-by our noms de guerre, of courseand given our instructions by the general, my mind went back a few years.... Having spent some time over there, newspaper stories about the Far East usually catch my at- 304 ROBERT LUDLUM

tention.... Your general's the same one who got thrown out of China for desecrating some kind of national monument in Beijing, isn't he? As a matter of fact, I even remember the name--General MacKenzie Hawkins-which fits neatly with 'Commander H,' except that all of you kept calling him 'General,' so his rank was fairly obvious.... He's the man all right, the same general who had Washington spinning yo- yos into their toilet bowls over his Chinese trial." "Without acknowledging a word of truth in your ludicrous conjecture, what's your point?" "Well, it's related to the method of my recruitment for this particular job." Cyrus swung the binoculars slowly back and forth, his large head and shoulders moving like the animated upper torso of an impressive statue, no less menacing for its sculpted lines. "You see, I've worked for this outfit off and on for a number of years, a lot more in the early days, frankly, but I know them and the rules don't change. On any normal job we're given a brief but in- depth rundown on the assignment--2' "What exactly does that meanT' asked Sam. "Names, backgrounds, quick verbal brush strokes describing the nature of the job-@' "Why?" interrupted Devereaux. "Hey, Counselor," said Cyrus softly, lowering the field glasses and looking at Sam. "You're really playing lawyer now, aren't you?" "Since you obviously know that I am one, what do you expect? ... How did you know, by the way?" "You cats are all alike," replied the guard, chuckling. "You couldn't hide it if you were mute-your hands would fly off your wrists arguing in sign language." "You heard me?" "I heard the three of you-the old guy, the tan-skinned lady who doesn't need the sun to get that way, and you. If you remember, I was ordered by the general to walk around this place for a couple of hours last night checking every point of entry. The three of you stayed up after your mother--at least I think she' ' s your mother-and 'Commander H,' who might actually be Preparation H, went to

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bed. Let's say I've been in and around the law a few times in my adult life so I know when I hear lawyers talking." "All right," conceded Devereaux. "To my first question: Why are you merely hired guards given rundowns on your jobs?" "Because we're not merely guards, we're mercenaries--2' "You're what?" screamed Sam. "Combat soldiers for hire, and keep your voice down." "Oh, my God!" Unfortunately, with that misdirected prayer, Devereaux spilled the mug of coffee all over the front of his slacks. "Jesus, it's hot!" "Good coffee usually is." "Shut your face!" cried Sam, bending over and billowing his trousers in futility. "Mercenaries?" "You heard me, and that should lead to the answer to your first question, namely, why are we given rundowns on our assignments. I'll tell you.... The conventional wisdom is that mercenaries will accept any assignment for the almighty dollar, but it isn't true. I've swung on both sides when it didn't matter, but I won't when it does. I just won't take the job.... I also won't take it if I don't feel comfortable with those who do-which is why you're lacking a third 'guard.' ' "There was supposed to be someone else?" "He's not here, so there's no point going into it." "Okay, okay!" Devereaux straightened up and continued with what dignity he could summon. "Which leads, me to my second question, which was- what the bell was it?" "You didn't pose it, Counselor, I left it open." "Clarify, if you please." "Why weren't we given a more complete rundown on this assignment? ... And from long experience, I'll try to give you a reasonable answer." "Please do." "All we were told was that there were seven of you, three military, and that second fact was to sweeten the job. No circumstances, no description of potential enemies, not a shred of politics-politics in the broader sense, like in the legality or illegality of a cause-in essence, nothing

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except numbers which could be meaningless. Does that tell you anything?" "The obvious," replied Sam. "The circumstances surrounding this assignment, as you call it, must remain secret." "fbat's acceptable government-speak, not merc-speak." "Merc?" "Mercenary language. We accept high risk for high dollars, but we're not duty bound to operate in the dark on a, let's say, need-to- know basis. That's for career intelligence junkies who go deep cover into Cambodia or Tanganyika and are lucky if their families get their full pensions when they don't come home. Do you begin to see the difference?" "So far it's not very difficult to grasp, but I don't know what you're driving at." "I'll spell it out for you. The absent pages of this scenario have one of two possibilities. The first is unsanctioned government intervention, which means nobody can know anything because anybody who does, official and otherwise, could end up in Leavenworth or in a lye pit ... and the second possibility is even less promising." "Do tell?" said Devereaux, his anxious eyes studying the impassive face of Cyrus M. "A sting operation, Counselor." "A sting ... T' "Yes, but not the lovable sort that trips up a crook who's mounting a con, or even one that catches nasty people taking bribes when they shouldn't, but a far more lethal one.... There's a term for it; it's called a 'permanent sting'. "Permanent?" "As in no recovery." "You mean-T' "Dum-dum-tee-dum, dunt-tee-dum-tee-dunt-tee-dum, hummed the huge mercenary. "What?" yelled Sam. "Keep your voice down! ... I'm trying to explain the second possibility. A wall of protectionlis built to disguise the real intent. Execution." "Jesus Christ! ... Why are you telling me thisT'

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"Because I may pull Roman Z and me out." "Why? " "I didn't like the third merc they sent, and beyond that, now knowing who Commander H is, somebody's really after your general's ass, probably all of your asses since you're all in his sandbox. You may be lunatics, but from what I can see, you don't deserve this, especially the girl, and I don't want to be a part of it.... I'll set up the lithium trips-if they ever get here-and then we'll think about it." "My God, Cyrus ... "I thought I heard voices, also a few shrieks " said Jennifer Redwing, walking through the kitchen door carrying a cup of tea. "Sam DevereatLx!" she roared, staring at the attorney's trousers. "You did it again!"

The six men ranged in age from twenty-six to thirty-five, some with more hair rather than less and several taller or shorter than the others, but there were three constants that applied to all. Each face had a distinctive "look," whether sharp- or broad-featured, with piercing or neutral eyes, the face itself had a quality of immediacy, of ... let's face it, theatricality. And each body was a trained body: the years studying acrobatics, swordsmanship, dance (modem and chorus), martial arts (stunt pay, according to the Screen Actors Guild), double takes and pratfalls (indigenous to low comedy and farce), costume movement (very big in Shakespeare and those Greek playwrights)-these were necessary. Lastly, each pair of vocal cords was capable of the widest range of octaval pitch, along with an even wider range of dialects (mandatory for voice-over com- mercials). All of the above were essential to their craftnay, their art!-and naturally to their r6sunids, which had fallen with staccato regularity on the desks of unappreciative agents and producers. They were actors, the most bled and most misunderstood human beings on the face of the earth--especially when unemployed. In a word, they were unique. Their unit, too, -W as unique in the annals of covert operations. It was initially formed by an elderly G-T1wo colonel

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in Fort Benning who was an addict where films, television, and the stage were concerned. He was known to call off whole night training sessions if they interfered with a movie he wanted to see in Pittsfield, Phoenix, or-Columbus; he also reputedly cadged air force transportation to see certain plays in New York and Atlanta. But becaue of its accessibility, television was his personal narcotic. It was confirmed by his fourth wife in their divorce proceedings that he incessantly stayed up all night in front of the TV set watching, at times, two or three late films by switching the channels on his remote control. So, naturally, when six actors, real, honest-to- Equity actors, showed up at Fort Berming, his imagination went into high gear-some fellow officers claimed the old boy let it fly right out of the gearbox. He monitored each man throughout basic training, marveling at their individual physical capabilities as well as their collective proclivity for calling attention to themselves in a crowd, but- always in a positive way. He stood in awe at the way each instinctively mixed so naturally with his immediate and changing surroundings, one minute using the vernacular of the streets with urban recruits, the next employing the down-home language of the country boys. Colonel Ethelred Brokernichael-former Brigadier General Brokemichael, until that lousy Harvard lawyer in the Inspector General's office had wrongfully accused him of drug dealing in Southeast Asia! Drugs? He didn't know a coke from a cola! He had facilitated the transport of medical supplies, and when offered money, gave most of it to the orphanages, saving a minor amount for future theater tickets. But with these actors, he knew he had found his way back to the rank he so richly deserved. (He often wondered why his cousin Heseltine had opted for resignation when he was the one who had been severely reprimanded and reduced in rank, not Heseltine, that whining debutant who always wanted the fanciest uniforms this side of some goddamned operetta.) Nevertheless, he had found it! A totally original concept for clandestine operations: a unit of trained, professional actors, like chameleons capable of altering appearances and attitu s

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commensurate with whatever targets they were to penetrate. A living, breathing, repertory acting company of agents provocateurs! A winner! So the demoted Colonel Ethelred Brokemichael, using a few well-placed Pentagon connections, had his small group of performers assigned solely to him, to upgrade as he wished, and to send into the field as covert projects required ' He had thought of calling them "The Z Team," but the actors, in concert, rejected the name. They refused to accept the last letter of the alphabet, and since the first letter was undoubtedly copyrighted, they insisted on some other appellation, because if there was ever a television se- ries, they wanted control of casting, scripts, residuals, and subsidiary rights, in that order. The name came with their third infiltration within a nine-month period, when they -penetrated a notorious band of the Brigate Rosse in Colonna, Italy, and freed an American diplomat who was being held hostage. They had done so by taking an ad out in the newspapers claiming they were, the finest communist caterers in the city, which no one had ever done, and were subsequently hired by the Brigate to cater a birthday party for its vicious terrorist chief at their hidden headquarters. The rest, as the bromide says, was zuppa dianitra, duck soup. However, within covert operations, the legend was born. The Suicidal Six was a force to be reckoned with. Subsequent operations in Beirut, the Gaza, Osaka, Singapore, and Basking Ridge, New Jersey, only added to the unit's reputation. They had managed to infiltrate and draw out many of the world's most savage criminals, from drug runners and arms merchants to contract killers and real estate developers, and throughout these hazardous missions they had suffered no casualties whatsoever. They had also never fired a gun, or unleashed a kn - ife, or thrown a grenade. However, only one man knew thatthe reinstated Brigadier General Ethelred Brokemichael. It was such a disgrace! The famed Suicidal Six, that assumed paragon of those lethal death squads, had never wasted anybody-had talked their way into and out of every potentially fatal assignment they were given. It was ut- terly humiliating!

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When Secretary of State Warren Pease arrived at Fort Benning and drove in a two-man Jeep to the farthest point of the ninety-eight thousand acres that was the army -preserve to deliver his top-secret instructions to Brokemichael, did Ethelred see the light at the end of his own personal tunnel, his own very private revenge! The conversation went as follows. "I've cleared it with our people in Sweden," said Pease. "They'll tell the Nobel committee that it's a national crisis, and how much herring do we have to import anyhow? Then your boys fly up from Washington, not Stockholm, presumably having talked to the President, and the mayor of Boston greets them at the airport with a press conference and limousines and motorcycle escorts, the whole enchilada." "Why BostonT' "Because it's the Athens of America, the seat of learning, the place where such a delegation should speak from." "Also maybe where Hawkins happens to be?" "We think it's possible," interrupted the Secretary of State. "What's certain, however, is that he can't walk away from that award." "For God's sake, the Hawk would bust out of a compound in Hanoi and swim across the Pacific to get it! Jesus, the Soldier of the Century! Old Georgie Patton will be sending down lightning bolts." "And once he shows up, your boys take him and we're off across the Atlantic heading north, far north. Along with every one of the unpatriotic bastards who works for him." "Who might they be?" asked General Brokemichael, only mildly interested. "Well, the first is a Boston attorney who defended Hawkins in Beijing, a lawyer named Devereaux--@' "Aurragh!" screamed the brigadier, his roar only to be compared to a nuclear blast on a desert. "The Harvard prick?" he shrieked, the veins in his elderly throat so pronounced that the Secretary of State thought he might expire on the adjacent patch of wildflowers. "Yes, I believe he went to Harvard." "He's dead, dead, dead!" yelled the general, suddenly punching the Georgia air with his fists and kicking up the

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dirt with his quite unnecessary paratrooper boots. "He's history, I- promise you! ... Brian Donlevy said that at Zindelneuf in Beau Geste."

Marlon, Dustin, Telly, and The Duke sat facing one another in the four front swivel chairs of Air Force II while Sylvester and Sir Larry were at the small conference table in the center of the plane. All kept going over their written lines as well as the improv lead-ins that would result in spontaneous rambling conversations. As the official aircraft began its initial descent into the Boston area, the babIble of six different voices was heard, all heavily laced with individual interpretations of a Swedish dialect as applied to the English language. Eight-inch by ten-inch mirrors were also held in front of each face as the warriors of -the Suicidal Six checked their makeup--three chin beards, two mustaches, and a toupee for Sir Larry. "Hi, there!" yelled a youngish blond-haired man emerging from a closed cabin door at the rear of the plane. 'The pilot said I could come out now." The cacophony of voices subsided as the Vice-President of the United States walked, grinning, into the wide body of the aircraft. "Isn't this fun?" he said brightly. "Who's him?" asked Sylvester. "He," corrected Sir Larry, adjusting his toupee. "Who's he, Sly." "Yeah, sure, but what is it?" "This is my plane," replied the heir apparent to the Oval Office. "Isn't it great?" "Take a seat, pilgrim," said The - Duke. "If you want some grub or a bottle of rot gut, just press one of the buttons over there." "I know, I know. All these swell guys are my crew!" "He-he-he-he's the-the-Vice-Vice-Vice ... you know," cried Dustin, shaking his head not back and forth but in circles. "He was born at preciselyprecisely-precisely eleven twenty-two in the morning in 1951 --- exactly six-six-six years, twelve days, seven hours-hours- hours and twenty-two-two-4wo minutes

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after the Japanese-Japanese-Japanese surrendered on the battleship-ship-ship Missouri." "G'wan, Dusty!" shouted Marion, scratching his left armpit with his right hand. "I'm sick of that bit-bit-bit, you got an understanding of wherefrom I'm coming from, huh, Dusty?" "You and your streetcar-streetcar-streetcar!" "Hey, come on, baby face, you wanna lollipop?" asked Telly, grinning at the Veep, but with eyes that were not smiling at all. "You're okay, kid, but sit down and close the choppers, all right? We got work to do, you dig?" "I was told you're actors!" said the Vice-President, lurching into an aisle seat across from the foursome, his expression alive with excitement. "I've often thought I'd like to be an actor. You know, a lot of people think I look like that movie star-" "He can't act!" pronounced Sir Larry in high British dudgeon from the table behind. "It was all luck and pull and that stupid, implausible face of his, totally devoid of character." "A passable director-director-director," offered Dustin. "Wadda you, crazyT' belched Marlon. "Mat was casting. The actors carried him!" "Maybe he cast 'em," suggested Sylvester. "Y'know, it's possible-like, man." "You listen to me, pilgrims," said The Duke, squinting, his eyes roving around the chairs. "It's all that dirty business in those offices of them land-grabbin', cattle-rustlin' agents. It's what they call 'pyramid deals.' You get the star, you take all the crap beneath." "Boy, this is real actor talk!" exploded the VicePresident. "It's shit, baby, and don't get your pretty face near it." "Telly!" cried Sir Larry angrily. "How many times have I told you that some people can get away with obscenity, but you can't, dear heart! From you, it's offensive." "Hey, man," intruded Marlon, making facial contortions into his miffor. "What the hell is he supposed to say? 'Fie on you, great Caesar?' I tried that a couple of times and it din't work."

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"You don't speak so good, Marley," said Sylvester, gluing on his chin beard. "You gotta speak real good to make them stupid words make sense." "You should talk, you gutter person!" I also don't try too much of that Jake's beer, which for me is a dollar a pitcher!" "Hey, very good, Sly!" shouted Marlon in his perfectly normal Midwest voice, devoid of slurs and shishes. "Really terrific!" "Fine retort, mi'boy," said Telly, as if he were a cultured university professor of English. "We can do anything," added Dustin, smoothing his mustache. "Well, we'd better be damn good down there at Logan Airport, gentlemen," said The Duke, checking his slightly rouged nose and speaking in a voice properly belonging to a high-ranking corporate executive. "Hog damn, we're great!" yelled Sir Larry, in tones reminiscent of the Okefenokee Swamp. "Good Lord," exclaimed Sylvester, the mid-Atlantic vowels of a Yale Drama School graduate coming through as he stared at the Vice-President. "You really are him!" .'He, Sly!" Larry corrected again, briefly slipping back into aristocratic British. "At least, I think so." "A naturally evolved vernacular legitimatizes its usage," retaliated Sylvester, still looking at the Vice-President. "We appreciate the use of your aircraft, sir, but how comeT' "Secretary of State Pease thought it would make a nice impression on Boston, and since I wasn't doing anything-I mean, I do a lot, but I wasn't doing anything this week-so I said, 'Sure, why notT " The heir apparent leaned forward conspiratorially. "I even signed the 'finding.' 11 "The what?" asked Telly, taking his eyes off his face in the mirror. "The intelligence finding for your operation." "We know what it is, young man," said The Duke, his well-spoken voice reflecting his current role as somebody's chief executive officer. "But I believe only the-President can sign such a document."

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"Well, he was in the bathroom, and I was there, so I said, 'Sure, why not?' " "Fellow thespians," pronounced Telly, returning to his mirror, his vibrato right out of that famed theatrical institution, The Players, in New York's Gramercy Park. "If we don't pull it off, Congress will give this young man a testimonial dinner he'll never forget." "Actually, I've made some new friends over there-" "With him on the spit-spit-spit," completed Dustin" jerkily revolving his head. "For exactly--exactly--exactly four-four hours, twenty-twenty-twenty minutes and thirty-two-two-two seconds. His ass will be extremely well done." "Oh, a roast! I'd like that. It shows they really like Yoe, "Are you going to introduce us at the airport press conference?" asked Marlon skeptically, his quiet, warm Midwest accent pronounced. "Me? No, the mayor will meet you. Actually I'm not supposed to get off the plane for an hour or so, and then without any press whatsoever." "Then why get off the plane at all?" said the erudite Yalie who called himself Sylvester. "We're using air force equipment to take us to---7' "Don't tell me," shrieked the Vice-President, cupping his ears with his hands. "I'm not supposed to know anything!" "Not supposed to know anything?" questioned The Duke. "You signed the finding, sir." "Well, sure, why not? But who the heck ever reads those dumb things?" "Pore Jud is daid, a candle lightshis haid, " sang Telly softly from his swivel chair, his bass-baritone perfectly acceptable for the touching Rodgers and Hammerstein song. "I repeat," repeated Sylvester. "Wh leave the planeT'

I y "I have to. You see, some son of a butterball stole my wife's car from back home-her car, not mine-and I have to identify it." "You're kidding!" said Dustin, no eccentricities in his delivery. "It's here in Boston?"

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"I'm told it was driven by some very unsavory characters." "What are you going to do?" asked Marlon. "Kick some fucker's ass to the eighteenth hole and back, that's what I'm going lo do!" . Once more there was a brief silence as The Duke rose to his full height, surveying his comrades' quiet attention on the Vice- President, then spoke in the lingo of his namesake. "You may be rancho correcto after all, pilgrim. Maybe we could even help." "Well, of course, I never curse, at least hardly ever-2' "Curse, baby," broke in Telly, reaching into his vest pocket and withdrawing a stringed piece of candy. "Have a lollipop and don't back off. You just may have made a couple of friends here. I figure you can use 'ern." "Prepare for our final descent into Boston @ Logan Airport, " came the words over the loudspeaker from Air Force II's flight deck. "Estimated arrival in eighteen minutes. " "There's still time for us to have a drink, sirl" said the soft- spoken Marlon, studying the young, blond-haired politician. "All you have to do is summon your steward." "Why the hell not?" The Vice-President of the United States rebelliously pressed the button, and within moments-perhaps too many moments-the air force steward appeared-perhaps not too enthusiastically. "Wadd'ya want?" asked the corporal, insistently cowing the young Veep. "What did you say, pilgrim?" shouted The Duke, still standing. "I beg your pardon "Do you know who this man is?" "Yes, sir, of course, sir!" "Then sit straight in yer saddle and canter, don't trot!" In far fewer minutes than his arrival might have indicated, the corporal and a second crewman returned with drinks for everyone. And everyone smiled as they raised their glasses. "To you, sir," toasted Dustin in his clear, precise voice. "I'll second that," said Telly.. "And forget the lollipop, my friend."

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'qbird... !" "Fourth... "Fifth... !" "Sixth!" finalized The Duke, nodding his head in the best tradition of corporate acknowledgment, "Gosh; you guys are really great fellows!" "It's our convenient and ubiquitous privilege to befriend the Vice- President of the United States," said the gentle Marlon, glancing at the others as he drank. "Gee, I don't know what to say. I feel like I'm one of you!" "You are, pilgrim, you are," said The Duke, raising his glass for a second time. "You've been crapped upon, too."

Jennifer Redwing, with the enthusiastic assistance of Erin Lafferty, as well as the sous-chef labors of Desis One and Two, created a multinational barbecue on the redwood porch. Since the steel- constructed pit contained four broiling areas, each regulated by a separate dial, the tastes of everyone could be served. Paddy Lafferty's wife called the kosher boys in Marblehead and had them deliver the finest salmon and the freshest chickens, then she reached the boyos in Lynn to send up the best porterhouses they had in stock. I "I don't know what I can do about you, you outrageously beautiful lass," cried Erin, looking wide-eyed at Jennifer in the kitchen. "Should I try to get some buffalo meat?" "No, dear Erin," replied Jenn laughing as she peeled

I Y, the large Idaho potatoes they had found in the subcellar. "I'll broil a few slices of the salmon." "Oh, like yet Indian fishes in them rushin'-like-hell riversT' "No again, Erin. Like those less-in-cholesterol meals we're all supposed to eat." "I tried some of those on Paddy, and y'know what he told me? ... He told me he'd tell the Lord God himselfface to face, mind you- that if He didn't want his redblooded boyos to eat porters, why the hell did He put them creatures on the earth for us to eat?"

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"Did your husband ever get an answer?" "By his lights, he did. Two years ago, thanks to Mr. Pinkus, we visited our roots'in Ireland, and Paddy got on his ass and kissed the Stone of Blarney. When he got up he said to me, he said: 'I got the message, wifey. Where porters are concerned, I'm the exception, and that's the holy truth!' " "You accepted that?" "Come now, lass," replied Erin Lafferty, smiling sweetly, not necessarily innocently. "He's my boyo, the only boyo I've ever wanted in ni'life. After thirty-five years I'm going to question his visions?" "T'hen give him his porters." "Oh, I do, Jenny, but I cut out all the fat and he screams like hell that the butcher's cheatin' us or I'm cookin' 'ern wrong. "What do you do then?" "An extra glass of whisky, lass, and maybe a few strokes where it takes his mind off his mouth." "You're a remarkable woman, Erin." "Oh, cut the bullshit, girt!" said Paddy Lafferty's wife, laughing as she chopped the lettuce for a saw. "When you get a man of your own, you'll learn a few things. The first is to keep him alive; the second is to keep his batteries from goin' dead, and that's all there is to it!" "I envy you, Erin." Redwing studied the fine-featured yet fleshed- out face of Mrs. Lafferty. "You have something I don't think I'll ever have." "Why not, girl?" Erin stopped chopping. "I don't know.... Perhaps I have to be stronger than any man that wants me in that way-the marriage bit, I mean. I won't be subjugated." "You mean like being below the guy what marries you, no dirty language intended7" "Yes, I guess that's what I mean. I can't be subservient." "I'm not sure what sub-subservant means, but I figure it's like bein' low class, or no class, is that what you're sayin'T' "I'liat's exactly what I'm saying." "Well, ain't there a better way? Like what I do with

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Paddy-who I would care to spend the rest of my life with-by tellin' him , that he can still have his porters, but he don't know I cut off the fat. He gets his steaks-so he stops complaining-but that fat crap goes away until he gets his teeth into the last quarter inch of the bone. Y'see what I mean? Give the gorilla the last small taste on the bone and he forgets the rest. He's happy." "Are you suggesting that we women manipulate our male counterparts?" "What have we been doing for years? ... Until you screechers came along we had it right. Tell 'em anything, but give 'ern yer own perfume." "Remarkable," said the daughter of the Wopotamis pensively. Suddenly, from the huge living room beyond the kitchen door, there were screams of anguish or exultation, or both-it, was impossible to differentiate. Jennifer dropped a potato on the floor as Erin involuntarily threw a head of lettuce up into a light fixture, smashing a long neon tube, the glass particles descending into her salad bowl. Desi the First appeared, crashing the door open with such force it slammed back from the wall into his face, dislodging the temporary dentistry in his mouth. "Chu!" he yelled. "Come out here and look at the teledifusi6n! Ees loco-ees crazy like vacas with testiculos!" Both women raced to the door, ran out into the living room, and stared in total bewilderment at the television screen. There were six obviously important visitors to Boston, all in formal clothes, some with short, clipped beards, others clean-shaven or with waxed mustaches, and each wearing a black homburg. They were being greeted by the mayor of Bean Town, who was equally obvious in his inability to express the city's greetings. "So we welcome you to Bahsten, gentlemen of the Noble committee from Swedeland, and extend to you our heartfelt thanks for choosin' the great university of Haavadd for your seminal on international relatives and your search for the Soldier of the Century, namely a certain General MacKenzie Hawkins, who you presume to be

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in our far west frontiers and will hear or watch this broadcast-who wrote this shit?" "We break away to bring you up to date!" intruded the voice of the announcer as the screen went mute. "The illustrious Nobelll committee has arrived in Boston to participate in Harvard's symposium on international relations, yet the spokesman, Sir Lars Olafer, stated upon arrival a few minutes ago that a secondary purpose was to determine the whereabouts of General MacKenzie Hawkins, twice recipient of the Congressional Medal of Honor and selected by the Nobel committee as the Soldier of the Century.... The mayor's motorcade will soon be off to the Four Seasons Hotel, where the Swedish committee will reside during the Harvard symposium.... One minute, please. We have a call from the President of Harvard University... What symposium? How the hell do I know, you run the place, not me! . . .,Sorry, folks, a minor com- munications glitch in Cambridge.... Now, back to our regular program, a rerun of our most popular program, Watch Your Assets." "Somebody send in the dwar

fs ... MacKenzie Hawkins got out of his -chair and roared. "Goddamn, Soldier of the Century! Did you all hear that? ... Of course,-it had to happen sooner or later, but the fact that it actually did makes me the proudest combat officer that ever lived! And let me tell you, boys and girls, I intend to share this great honor with every grunt who ever served under my command, because they're the real heroes and I want the world to know it!" "General," said the giant black mercenary calmly, even gently. "You and I have to talk." "About what, Colonel?" "I'm not a Colonel and you're not the Soldier of the Century. This is the setup."

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The silence was both electric and affecting. It was as if all gathered were witnessing the pain of a large, faithful animal being betrayed by some unseen master who had cast it aside, leaving it to the murderous whims of a wolf pack. Jennifer Redwing walked quietly to the television set and turned it off as MacKenzie Hawkins stared at Cyrus. "I think you should explain yourself, Colonel," said the general, his eyes conveying astonishment and hurt. "You and I just saw a network news program and heard the words spoken by a distinguished foreign visitor, a spokesman for the Swedish Nobel committee; and unless my hearing is beyond repair, he announced that I was to be the recipient of the Soldier of the Century award. Since this broadcast, and the reporting of it, will undoubtedly be seen by millions of people throughout the civilized world, I submit that a fabrication is unthinkable." "The ultimate permanent sting," said Cyrus M softly. "I tried to explain that to your colleagues, Miss R. and Mr. D." "Try again with me, Colonel." "To repeat myself, I'm not a colonel, General--2'

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"And I'm not the Soldier of the Century," broke in Hawkins. "I assume you care to repeat that, too." "You may be entitled to that honor, sir, but it would never come from anyone associated with the Nobel committee." " What? "Let me spell it out for you so there's no misunderstanding." - "Are ou, by chance, an attorney?" interrupted Aaron y Pinkus. "No, but among other pursuits, I am alchemist." "A chemist?" asked the further-stunned Hawkins. "Then what the hell do you know about anything?" "Well, I'm certainly not in @ a class with Alfred Nobel, who was also a chernist,and who also invented dynamite, and who-many believe-to assuage his guilt over that invention, created the Nobel awards, not one of which would ever be associated with, war. The concept of a Soldier of the Century would be anathema to the Nobel committee." "So what precisely are you saying, Cyrus?" interjected Jennifer. "An extension of what I told you this morning. This is the trap to pull in General Hawkins--.2' "You know my name?" cried MacKenzie. "'He knows your name, Mac, let it go," said Devereaux. "How?" "Forget it, General," replied Redwing. "For the moment, he's my witness.... Okay, Cyrus, it's a trap. What else? And from the tone of your voice, I'd say there was something else." "This isn't minor-league lunatics with Alexander the Great complexes any longer. This operation is solo and comes from some son-of-a-bitch top gun in the government." "Washington?" asked an incredulous Aaron Pinkus. "Someone in Washington," refined the mercenary. "Not ù collective effort, too much danger of leaks for that, but ù highly placed authority who can mount this. on his own." "Why do you say that?" persisted Aaron. "Because the Nobel committee in Sweden is pure, and to make it even temporarily impure would take the office of a very important person. After all, any respectable jour- 322 ROBERT LUDLUM

nalist could reach Stockholm and get a confirmation. I suspect that confirmation has already been given." "Oh, boy!" exclaimed Sam Devereaux. "This is hardball." "I believe I said as much this morning." "You also told me that you were thinking of pulling yourself and Roman Z out of here once those trip things with the lithium things were in place.... They're in place, Cyrus. What now? Are you going to leave us?" "No, Counselor, I've changed my mind. We're staying." "Why?" asked Jennifer Redwing. "I suppose you expect some profound racial statement, like how we niggers had to survive the Klan by developing a sixth sense and get damned upset when the government behaves in like fashion. That's voodoo." "Hey, don't the big guy talk good?" interrupted Mrs. Lafferty. "Later, dear Erin," said Redwing, her attention on Cyrus. "All right, Mr. Mercenary, no racial voodoo, which I know something about. Why are you staying?" "Is it important?" "It is to me." "I can understand that," said Cyrus, smiling. "I don't understand a goddamned thing!" exploded MacKenzie Hawkins, crushing a cigar in his fingers as he put it into his mouth.

"Then let the gentleman answer," rejoined Aaron Pinkus. "If you'll forgive me, General, please shut the hell up.,, @

"One commander does not give such an order to another!" "Oh, blow it out your ass," said Aaron, suddenly shaking his head, as if wondering where the words had come from. "Good heavens, I'm terribly sorry!" "Don't be," broke in Sam. "You were saying, Cyrus?" "Okay, Counselor," said the mercenary, looking at Devereaux. "How much have you and the lady told the others?" "Everything you told us, except it wasn't the others, just Aaron. We didn't include Mac or his 'adjutants' or my mother here-_2'

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"Why the hell not tell me?" shouted the general. . . whatever the hell it is you're not talking about!" "We needed more to go on before you began issuing orders," replied Sam curtly, turning back to Cyrus. "Also, we included your difficulties in Stuttgart and the aftereffects. Your 'release' from prison, as it were." "It doesn't matter. If this is the mess I think it is and Roman Z and I can help you, I have an idea you won't use it against us." "You have my word on that," insisted Redwing. "I didn't hear a thing," added Devereaux. "You wouldn't have," said the mercenary pointedly. "Your questions were clumsy, while Miss R.'s were direct and made sense. She made it plain that in order to believe me, she needed some background credibility. I simply gave it to her." "It's all hearsay and inadmissible, as far as I'm concerned," said Pinkus. "My interrogations are never clumsy," mumbled Sam. "Well, you had a lot on your mind ... as well as your trousers," said Jennifer quietly. "You say your decision to stay isn't racial, Cyrus, but no one brought up that point but you. Are you protesting too much? You were a black man wrongfully convicted; if it happened to me, an Indian, I'd be mad as hell and stay mad for a long time. I'd want to strike back at any symbol of authority and I'm not sure the cause would matter. Is that why you're staying?" "Your psychology's sound but it's not applicable. Basically, my plea of self-defense notwithstanding, I was put in jail, not because I was black, but because I was one hell of a chemical engineer. Now, maybe a few idiots in Stuttgart figured that a Schwarzer wasn't capable of analyzing their final stage of synthesizing compounds--2' "Boy, he's somethin'!" cried Mrs. Lafferty. "Please, dear Erin." "Nevertheless," continued Cyrus. "The order for that end-user contract was approved by the head honcho of the Arms Control Commission, whom I had personally alerted in writing through a diplomatic relay I never met. One big lousy government appointee with his hand in the till never let my initial suspicions reach the rest of the commission.

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I was-forgive the term-blacked out, and it had nothing to do with my color, because analytical reports do not in- clude such information." "How is your experience in Stuttgart related to this evening's press conference at Logan Airport?" asked Pinkus. "Coupled with everything I told your associates about the strange circumstances of this assignment, I have to go back to that sixth sense I denied, because this isn't raceoriented-it's corruption- oriented, government corruption. One powerful man in arms control was capable of getting my black butt out of a German prison, where it would have stayed for fifty years if it lasted a month, by pressur- ing the Bonn courts and cutting a deal with me. Suddenly, there was silence, the voice of the turtle was the only sound heard about that! chemical plant, and n3y bargain was to draw five and serve maybe one if I kept my mouth shut-all for appearances. And don't tell me Palms weren't greased." "But you did cut the deal," said Jennifer, not kindly. "A convenient plea bargain." "I wasn't too tickled over being the only black in a German prison where a lot of the inmates are skinhead maniacs waiting for Adolf to rise from the dead." "I'm sorry, I understand. We, too, have developed a sixth sense." "No, please, don't apologize," protested the mercenary soffly. "When I saw those films on the prison television, all those people put down by the chemicals I knew about, I was ashamed of myself." "Hey, come on, Colonel--2' "For God's sake, stop that, Counselor. I'm no colonel." "No, I mean it!" continued Devereaux rapidly. "What could you have done being incarcerated for fifty years, if you'd lasted fifty minutes with the skinheads?" "That was my rationalization, and it's also why I broke out with Roman Z. This kind of crap has got to stop, man!" "And you believe a variation - of what you experienced is happening now to General Hawkins?" asked Aaron, leaning forward in his chair. 'The evidence being the newscast we just witnessed."

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"I'll tell you what I won't and can't believe is that there'd ever be a Nobel prize for the Soldier of the Century. Secondly, why did this so-called committee fly into Boston, the only airport in the vicinity, where you've already been attacked, which means you've been tracked by superior high-tech government intelligence? Thirdly, that quartet of confused psychopathic crazies who tried to take you in Hooksett were strictly out-of-sanction moronic lowlifes-someone you'll never find bribed a stockade warden, is my guess. You figured that out by a stenciled prison laundry mark inside a pair of trousers and sent them back in body bags." "Goddamned slugs!" roared MacKenzie Hawkins. "What we sent back was a message! ... Will somebody tell me what we're talking about?" "We'll fill you in later, Mac," answered Sam, his hand on Cyrus's shoulder. "If I read you right," said Devereaux, "we have to find out who's now running this operation, am I correct?" "You've got it," said the mercenary. "Because the assault on you in New Hampshire may have the same origins, but they've gone upscale-maybe too upscale, and that means they could be vulnerable." "Why do you say that?" asked Pinkus. "These came in on Air Force Two," replied Cyrus. "They're foreign civilians accorded the second highest aircraft in the country, which means it has to be cleared b , y one of three sources: the White House, which we can dismiss because they've got enough trouble with that kid; the CIA, which we should reject out of hand, 'cause half the country rightfully thinks the initials mean Caught in the Act, and they probably wouldn@t risk another embarrassment; and lastly the State Department, which nobody knows what the hell they're doing but they do it anyway. My guess is one of the last two; and if we can find out which it is, we'll narrow down the possible people who could order out that plane. Among them is the big bad cannon." "Perhaps both the Department of State and the CIAT' suggested Pinkus. "No way. The Agency doesn't trust State and vice

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versa. Also, there's too much risk of leaks by combining forces." "Suppose we find out it's one or the other?" asked Sam. "What then?" "We shake the bones of every conceivable Washington big shot until they rattle. We have to find out who's behind this operation-I mean really nail him or her down: name, rank, and serial number- because it's the only way to insure your safety." "How?" "Exposure, Sam," said Jennifer. "We're still a nation of laws, not maniacs in Washington." "Who says?" "Moot point," agreed Redwing. "What should we do, Cyrus?" "The optimum would be to send someone impersonating the general to that hotel they mentioned, with me and Roman Z as his civilian aides. It's standard that a retired general with two Congressionals would have aides." "What about Desis One and Two?" asked Aaron. "They'll be hurt." "Why? They'd be with the real Hawkins." "Oh, of course. This feeble mind is aging. Everything's happening so fast." "Also, they're good boys, and you people should be covered here." Cyrus stopped, suddenly aware of Eleanor Devereaux's withering stare from the couch. "Man, that lady doesn't like me," he whispered. "She doesn't know you," said Sam in a low voice. "Once she does, she']] make a large donation to the United Negro College Fund, I promise." "Sure, a black mercenary is a terrible thing to waste.... Damn, there's no one here who could pass for the general. We've got to think of something else." "Wait a minute!" broke in Pinkus. "Shirley and I support the local theater groups-she likes to have her picture taken at the opening nights. There's a particular favorite, an elderly performer who's been in a great many Broadway plays; he's in what you might call semiretirement. I'm sure I could convince him to help us out, for a fee, of course.... But only, of course, if he was completely safe."

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"You have my word on that, sir," said Cyrus. "No possible harm could come to him, because Roman Z and I will be on either side of him." "An actor?" exclaimed Devereaux. "That's crazy!" "In truth, he frequently appears a touch that way." The telephone rang on the table beside Aaron's chair; instantly he picked it up. "Yes? ... It's for you, Sam. I believe it's your maid, Cousin Cora." "Oh, my God, I forgot all about her!" said Devereaux, walking around the table to the phone. "I didn't," interrupted Eleanor. "I spoke to her last night, but I didn't tell her where we were or give her this number." "Cora, " cried Sam. "How are ... you talked to her, Mother? Why didn't you tell me?" "You didn't ask. However, everything's fine at the house. The police have been around constantly and I think she's been feeding the entire force." "Cora? Mother says everything's all right over there." "The hoity-toity's fulla tea, Sammy. The damn phone's been ringing off the hook all day and nobody could or, would tell me where the hell you were." "How did you find out?" "Paddy Lafferty's daughter Bridget. She said Erin gave her this number in case there was any trouble with the grandkids." "That makes sense. What is it? Who's been calling me?"

"Not you, Sambo-everyone but you!" "Who?" "First that nut general you're always talking about, then that long-legged Indian girl who shouldn't be let out in the streets. And I tell ya, there's been at least twenty calls for each of 'em, all from the same two fellas, like every half hour or so." "What are their names?" "One wouldn't tell me and the other you wouldn't believe. The first sounded panicky as all blazes, kinda like you get sometimes, Sammy. He keeps screaming that his sister should call her brother right away."

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"Okay, I'll tell her. What about the other guy, the one for the general?" "Well, yer gonna think I've been nippin' again when you hear it, but I ain't 'cause there's been too many cops around.... Boy, what a butcher's bill yer gonna get--2' "The name, Cora?" "Johnny Calfhose, can you swallow that, Sammy?" "Johnny Calfhose?" said Devereaux softly. "Calfhose ... T' gasped Jennifer. "Cal

, fhose! " shouted the Hawk. "My security's been trying to reach me? Get off the phone, Lieutenant!" "My former client's trying to reach me!" cried Redwing, colliding with the general as each ran to Sam. "No!" yelled Devereaux, turning and holding the phone out of reach. "Calfhose is for Mac. Your brother wants you to call him." "Give me that phone, boy!" "No, me first!" "If you'll all calm down," said Pinkus, raising his voice. "My brother-in-law has at least three, possibly four, lines on his phones, two at least for Shirley's sister, and there are telephones all over the place. Just find one, each of you, and push an unlit button." It was like the brief pandemonium of a kindergarten recess as the Hawk and Jennifer raced around looking for separate phones. Mac spotted one on the redwood porch, ran to a glass door, and whipped it open with a vibrating crash; Redwing saw another on an antique white desk against the rear wall and pounced on it. The subsequent cacophony of voices shattered the stillness of the Swampscott evening. "Bye, Cora." "Charlie, it's me!" "Calfhose, it's Thunder Head!" "You're kidding, little Brother, tell me you're kidding!" "Goddamn, zero hour minus four days!" "You're not kidding ... T' "Send back my acceptance and sign it T. C. Chief of This Nation's Most Oppressed People!" "Send me an airline ticket to American Samoa, Charlie. I'll meet you there."

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One in triumph, the other in defeat, the Hawk and Jennifer hung up their respective phones. The general strode through the porch door like a commander of a Roman legion entering the gates of Carthage, while Redwing turned away,from the elegant white desk as might a lost, delicate bird buffeted by unfriendly winds. "What is it, my dearT' asked Aaron gently, obviously touched by Jennifer's demeanor. "The worst," she replied, barely audible. "The elevator to hell." "Come now, Jennifer-2' "Lear jets and limousines, oil wells on Lexington Avenup, and distilleries in Saudi Arabia." "Oh, my God. whispered Sam. "The Supreme Court." "Bull @-eye! " roared the Hawk. "All rounds blowing out the center of the target! The Supreme Court." "Chu sendin' us back to jail?" cried Desi-One. "Heneral, why chu do dat?" said the stunned Desi-Two. "You've got it wrong, Captains. You're on your way up the Ranger ropes to fine military careers." "Everybody be quiet!" yelled Devereaux, somewhat startled to see that he was obeyed. "All right, Red, you first. What did your brother say?" "What the Cro-Magnon just confirmed. Charlie called Johnny Calfhose to see if everything was okay back there, and Johnny was crawling up the walls trying to find you over-the-hill mutant. A telegram arrived yesterday morning requiring an immediate reply, by phone or fax. .: , General Bomb Balls, alias Thunder Nuts, is to - appear in the Court's chambers to certify his tribal authority in five days from yesterday at three o'clock in the afternoon and present his case. It's all over but the long agonizing process of watching a people being destroyed. The Court's arguments are going public." "We did it, Sam! The old team hasn't lost its touch." "Nothing!" screamed Devereaux. "I did absolutely nothing! I haven't anything to do with you." "Well, I hate to contradict you, son-2' "I'm not your son!" "No, he's mine," said Eleanor. "Anybody want him?"

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". . . you are the legal attomey-of-record," completed Hawkins, somewhat less loudly than before. "Oh no, that invitation was for you, not me!" "Wrong again, Counselor," said Jennifer disconsolately. "You've replaced not only my unauthorized brother but me at the whim of your Ape Man. Charlie was very clear, as well as personally relieved. The invitation included one Samuel L. Devereaux, Esquire, attorney for the Wopotami tribe." "They can't do that!" "They did, and Charlie wants to thank whoever S. L. Devereaux is with all his heart. As he put it, 'I'd love to buy that asshole a drink, but I don't think he's going to live long enough.' " "General," said the quiet voice of Cyrus M, his following words like cracks of muted thunder. "Do we forget the Soldier of the Century?" The Hawk's face went white; his eyes roamed in short spastic movements seeing nothing, bespeaking only the furies of his inner conflict. "Oh, Jesus and Caesar!" he murmured gutturally as he sank into the chair across from Pinkus. "My God, what do I do?" "It's a trap, sir, I sincerely believe that," added the huge black mercenary. "Suppose you're wrvng?" "There's nothing in the Nobel committee's history to support that kind of effor." "History? For Christ's sake, man, there's nothing in the last forty years of history to support the tearing down of the Berlin Wall or the breaking up of the whole Soviet Union! Things are changing everywhere." "Some things don't change. Stockholm doesn't change." "Goddamn, Colonel, I've given my life, devoted my life to the army and got screwed by the panty-laced, prickyshit politicians! Do you know what that award would mean to me-to every man who served under me in three wars!" "Just a minute, General." Cyrus looked over at Devereaux. "May I ask you a question-Sam ... and may I call you Sam, since I think we're beyond the hired-guard situations'

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'Massa' doesn't fit, from either side. Sure, what is it?" "Does this trap, as I know damn well it is, have anything to do with this Supreme Court thing you're all yelling about? I understand your security, but you need my help, and in all conscience, I can't professionally give it without knowing more than I do. As a chemist, I demanded accurate component equations from my subordinates; as a merc, I have to know the fundamental components, period, in order to act accordingly." Devereaux turned first to Aaron, who nodded without hesitation, then looked at Jennifer, who paused, then nodded reluctantly. Finally, Sam walked over to Eleanor on the couch. "Mother, it would please me greatly if you and Mrs. Lafferty could find something to do in the kitchen." "Call Cora," said the grand dame of Weston, Massachusetts, without moving. "Hey, come on, fancy-dan girl!" cried Erin Lafferty. "I gotta get rid of the salad bowl and you can make us some tea! Guess what I found, Mrs. Great One? Hennessy, VSOP!11 "She's been talking to our shameless cousin," said Eleanor, instantly rising. "It is quite past time for tea, isn't it? Come along, Aaron, we'll do tea." "That's Erin, Missy-2' "Yes, of course, you don't look at all Jewish. Do you like chamomile?" -"No, I like Hennessy." "Definitely, Cora. Have you known her long?" "Well, she's from the Roman side and I'm the other, but we get together on this committee we formed to try to get those idiots together-2' "We'll discuss it all over tea, Errol, and perhaps I'll join your committee. Of course, I'm High Anglican." "Cora couldn't spell it." The two ladies, arm in arm, walked through the kitchen door. "Desis One and Two," said Sam. "Will you stop looking like that! Everything General Mac promised you will happen-believe me I know, both the good, and the bad, and yours is only good." "Privado, explained the Hawk. "iConfidencial, comprenden?

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"Sure, man, we go out with the romano gitano. He's crazy, y'know, man? He spins around a lot and always he's smiling. But, he's gotta be good in the streets, y'know what I mean? We could do good together." "Bear in mind, my captains!" shouted MacKenzie. "You are now under my command! No more streets, no more muggings, no more thievery, and no rhore hostility to civilians! Haven't you learned a goddamned thing?" "Chu right, Heneral," answered Desi the First contritely. "Sometimes we just slip back widdout Vinking. We're gentlemen an' h'officers now, so we godda Vink different. Chu right.... We go outside wid the loco gitano." Desis One and T1wo walked into the tiled foyer and out the front door. .What was that all about?" asked Cyrus, looking at the deserted foyer. "I understood the Spanish, but not your. 'command' and the fact that they were captains. In what army?fl

"In the Anny of the United States, Colonel--oh, sorTy, you don't like that.... Let's say I'm training 'em up, because we could do a lot worse." "Never mind, General," said the mercenary, shaking his head. "It's beyond me, and at this moment, I'd rather concentrate on-this moment, on where we are. Will someone explainT' Glances were exchanged, but it was Jennifer Redwing, daughter of the Wopotamis, who held up her hand and insisted on speaking. She described everything they knew about the Wopotami brief to the Supreme Court, then persuasively outlined what she believed was the forthcoming destruction of the Wopotamis as a result of the Court's action, whichever way it went. "With merely the specter of the suit, the entire federal government will react furiously, making our people out to be traitors and pariahs, and setting in motion the condemnation of our land, shutting down the reservation and dispersing all those living there. Washington has to, for the absolute preservation of the Strategic Air Command is uppermost, and not exactly secondmost is the army of defense contractors-hell, the Pentagon itself-who will be calling for our blood.... On the other side, there'll be

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hordes of carpetbaggers of every persuasion descending on the tribe and corrupting,everyone in sight, hoping for a hunk of the improbable but potential legal pie, or publicity, but all with their eyes on the bottom line. My God, there'll be more Rainbow Coalitions after a dollar than there'are colors in a Jackson Pollock, and every bit as wild.... Finally, there'll be nothing left of us but censure and decadence, a people surfeited with slander, greed, and rot, ultimately losing the no-win fight and discarded. That's not what I want for my brothers and sisters, whom I dearly love.... There, I've said it, and I hope you were listening, General Genghis Gun-in-the-Cookie-Jar." "Except for your final comment," said Aaron Pinkus, riveted in his chair, "that was a lovely surnmation.... I make no judgment about that comment, my dear, merely its effect on a jury, which, I suspect, would be negative." "I don't know about that, Commander." MacKenzie Hawkins sat motionless, his eyes locked with those of the Wopotami daughter. "I figure I'm part of the jury here, and it had a pretty positive effect on me." "What do you mean, Mac?" asked Devereaux, from his expression obviously anticipating the unexpected. "May I present my side, little lady?" said the Hawk, rising to his feet. ". . . Excuse me, you're not 'little' in any sense, but you are a lady, and I mean no disrespect by the term." "Go ahead," said Jennifer icily. "I started this enterprise nearly three years ago with a few thoughts in my head, none of them too damned clear because I'm a soldier, not a thinker, except where military strategy's concerned. What I mean by that is I'm no intellectual, and I don't waste a lot of time trying to analyze things like motive or morality or justification and all the rest of that stuff. If I did, I would have lost a hell of a lot more fine young men in combat than my record shows.... Surely I was looking for a magnificent score-I can't think small-because that kind of challenge appeals to this discarded old soldier. Also, it had to be fun, and somebody who did or was doing something wrong should pick up the tab. I guess what I'm trying to say is that I never intended to hurt the means to the payoff, only those who found it

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necessary to pay, namely those who did something wrong. "But you are hurting the 'means,' " interrupted Jennifer angrily. "Namely, my people, and you damn well know it!" "May I finish, please? ... When I learned what had happened to the Wopotamis over a hundred years ago, it kinda reminded me of what had happened to ine-and, with what I can piece together about Colonel Cyrus here-what happened to him.... We were all sacrificed by government big shots, who either had their hands in the real cookie jar or were furthering their own political ambitions, or who were just plain liars abusing the trust that had been placed in 'em! It doesn't matter whether it was a century ago, a decade ago, three months ago, or yesterday. In the words of our mercenary friend here, it's got to stop! We've got the best system of living together the world has ever known, but there's, always somebody trying to louse it up." "None of us is running in the'angelic sweepstakes, Mac," said Devereaux softly. "Hell, no, Sam, but nobody elected us,or appointed us and had us swear under oath to behave ourselves for the benefit of a couple of hundred million people we don't know. Now if the colonel here is right, there's somebody else way high up trying to stop a citizen- not just me, but a citizen-from carrying out his constitutional right to appear before the Court. There we go again! ... And if our friend here who doesn't like to be called 'colonel' is wrong, and I really am the Soldier of the Century-well, I couldn't accept that grand award if I knew I walked away from finding out whether there is or there isn't some big government cannon trying to stop that citizen who happens to be me." "Rather well done, General," said Aaron, leaning back in the chair. "Actually, for a man unschooled in the law, quit& remarkable." "What do you mean 'unschooled,' Mr. Pinkus?" objected Jennifer, in her tone perhaps a touch of jealousy. "He wrote the damned brief." "I submit he constructed it, my dear. Painstakingly adapting text book terms and phrases to suit his points. That's translation, not creation."

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"And I submit," said Sam, "a certain ego aside, this is irrelevant." He turned to the Hawk. "But I'm puzzled by a few items you didn't bring up, and if they don't prove to you that somebody pretty damned important is trying to stop all of us, I don't know what the hell will. May I remind you--@' "Son, I'm way 'ahead of you," interrupted Hawkins quickly, firmly. "You're referring to the previous assaults." "Right on, Mac. The two hotels, a Black Maria racing out to my house, and four armed-to-the-teeth military gorillas at the ski lodge. Who sent them? The tooth fairy?" "We never would have found out, boy, take my word for it. You don't know how these things are put togetherwith miffors and smoke and so many blind relays it'd take longer than the Iran-contra thing to find out who's where and what's his function. Hell, Sam, I invented those procedures behind a half a hundred enemy lines. That's why I did what I did and in each case sent back the message that they couldn't do it!" "I'm afraid I don't understand," said a bewildered Aaron. "Neither do I," added a perplexed Jennifer. "Are you people lawyers or shoe clerks?" cried MacKenzie in exasperation. "If you're in the middle of a life-or-death trial and you need information you know is there but nobody wants to give it to you, how do you get it?"

'.Vigorous cross-examination," replied Pinkus. "With heavy emphasis on perjury," added Redwing. "Well, I suppose you've got your points, but we're not operating in a courtroom. There's another way--2' "You provoke it,"- said Devereaux, interrupting, his eyes briefly, amusingly in contact with the Hawk's. "You make an outrageous statement or a series of statements that elicit a hostile response that confirms the information." "Goddamn, Sam, I always said you were the best! Remember London, in Belgrave Square, where I told you how to handle that scumbag traitor--2' "We will not refer to your previous relationship, Gen- 336 ROBERT LUDLUM

eral!" ordered Aaron. "We don't care to hear a thing about it." "It's also irrelevant," said a defensive Jennifer. "Oh, I see!" exclaimed Sam, grinning falsely at his Indian Aphrodite. "You can't stand it when I come up with something you haven't thought of!" "Irrelevant! " "When these two children stop squabbling," said Pinkus, "will you please explain your strategy, General?" "If the colonel here-my colonel-is right, the explanation's sitting on a runway at ]Logan Airport. Air Force Two, Commander! Who sent it? ... Unless, of course, I really am the Soldier of the Century, in which case we're back in an invasion landing craft without a motor, drifting into - a heavily fortified beach without maneuverable protection." "I won't try to follow that, but-" Suddenly Aaron stopped, turning his head in several directions until he saw what was missing. It was the mercenary, Cyrus M, his bulk filling an antique chair by the elegant antique white desk, his mouth gaping, his wide dark eyes staring at them. "Oh, there you are, Colonel." "What? " "Have you been listening?" Cyrus nodded his large head and answered slowly, precisely. "Yes, I've been listening, Mr. Pinkus," he began quietly, "and I've just heard the most extraordinary story since a f6w clowns claimed nuclear fusion could be accomplished in ice water for twelve cents a gallon.... You people are nuts! You're crazy, insane, certifiable!... Is any of this true?" "It's all true, Cyrus," said Devereaux. "What the hell have I gotten into?" roared the giant black chemist. "Excuse my language, Miss Redwing. I'm trying to put it all into an equation and it's not easy." "No apologies are necessary, Cyrus, and why don't you call me Jenny? I'm a little put off by the 'Miss'." "Voodoo," said the mercenary, getting out of the chair, but conscience-stricken enough to look down and see if he had broken it. "If it's true," he continued, walking toward

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the trio of attorneys and the manic 'Soldier of the Century,' whose intense expression obviously caused Cyrus extreme discomfort, ". . . if it is true, I don't think there's any alternative but to test out this Nobel committee. Hire your actor, Mr. Pinkus. We're going onstage."

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Truce had descended on the beach house in Swampscott, Massachusetts, a fitting prelude to the battles ahead. Under the neutral guidance of Aaron Pinkus, a document was drawn up between General MacKenzie Hawkins, a.k.a. Thunder Head, current Chief of the Wopotamis, and Sunrise Jennifer Redwing, ad hoc spokeswoman for said American Indian tribe, wherein all powers of attorney were transferred to Ms. Redwing upon signatures and no- tarization. Samuel Lansing Devereaux, temporary attorneyof-record, consented to relinquish all duties following a joint appearance with the tribe's permanent attorney, the aforementioned Ms. Redwing, before the Supreme Court of the United States, should such a joint appearance be required. "I'm not sure I like the last part," Jennifer declared. "I don't like it at all!" said Sam. "Then I don't sign." The Hawk was adamant. "To change attorneys at the last minute could mean a glitch, a delay, and I've put too much blood, sweat, money, and tolerance into this enterprise to accept that. Besides, Miss Red, I've given you full control over.all negotiations, so what more do you want?"

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"What more? ... No appearance at all, no brief, no Supreme Court." "Come nowj my dear," said Aaron. "It's too late for that. Not only is the hearing on the Court's calendar, but you could be losing a genuine opportunity for your people. Surely, with yourself in charge, that elevator to hell can be short-circuited." "Yes, of course," agreed Jennifer. "If there really is serious consideration, a quick settlement with the Bureau of Indian Affairs, perhaps two or three million dollars, and life goes on, no waves. We could build four or five schools on the reservation and hire some fine teachers--2' "I definitely do not sign!" roared the Hawk. "Why, General? Isn't it enough to pay you off?" "Pay me off? Who the hell said anything about paying me anything? I don't need money-Sam and I have more than we can ever spend in Switzerland!" "Mac, shut up!" ". . . all legally obtained from the scum of the earth, who I can assure you will never sue us for it!" "Enough, General!" Aaron Pinkus sprang-as best he could---to his feet. "There'll be no further references, audible or written, to previous events of which we know nothing." "Fine by me, Commander, but I'll still make my position clear. I haven't spent three years of my life to settle for a few,dollars any SAC supplier would give us out of petty cash." I "Us?" exclaimed Jennifer. "I thought, you didn't want anything." "I'm not talking about me, I'm talking about the principle involved." "How do you spell that," asked Redwing sarcastically. "As in the interest on your principal?" "You know what I mean, little lady. You're selling out the tribe-- iny tribe, incidentally." "What did you have in mind, MacT' said Devereaux, knowing the futility of trying to change the Hawk's mind-in principle. "We'll start at five hundred million, a nice round

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figure-nothing but spit to the Pentagon-and a hell of a cheap buy- out." "Five hundred-" Jennifer's bronzed face had grown darker as the blood rushed to her head. "You're a madmanill

,,,You can always scale back your artillery, but you can't bring it up if there's none in reserve.... Yup, five hundred mega-big ones or I don't sign. Maybe we should put that in there, Commander, like an addendum or whatever you call it." "That would be unwise, General," said Pinkus, glancing at Sam. "If ever examined, it could be construed as a precondition bordering on collusion." "Then I want a separate paper," said MacKenzie, frowning. "She's not going to sell my people down the dark river of the evil spirits." "Your ... Oh, my God!" Jennifer sank down on the couch. "The dark river of the ... oh, shit." "We elders strongly disapprove of such language from our squaws." "I'm not a ... oh, forget it! ... Five hundred-I can't even think about it! We'll be ruined, devastated, our land condemned and bought from us for nothing, taxpayers outraged, editorials in all the mediaAenouncing us as ignorant savages and thieves --- 2' "Miss Redwing," Aaron interrupted, his use of the title, her last name, and his stem voice causing Jenny to look questioningly at the renowned attorney who had become so friendly to her. "Yes ... Mr. Pinkus?" "I shall prepare a memorandum of intent, stating quite clearly that you will, on a supreme best-efforts basis, initiate the negotiations-if and when such negotiations take place-according to the wishes of Chief Thunder Head, also known as General MacKenzie Hawkins. Do you accept this heavy responsibility?" "Hell-" Jennifer was about to say Hell, yes! but the glint in Aaron's eyes stopped her. "Very well, sir, no more off-color language. I know when I've been beaten by superior litigiousness. I'll sign both documents." "That's better, little lady," said the Hawk, lighting a

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frayed cigar by lifting his leg and pulling a safety match against the right thigh of his buckskins. "You'll see, Miss Tied, the responsibility of command doesn't stop with a single victory. We go on and on and on, always looking after the fine troops who follow us!" "That's very encouraging, General," said Jennifer, smiling sweetly. "You're both all hearts and smarts," said Sam. "Especially you, Pocahontas." Aaron Pinkus went into his brother-in-law's office at the beach house and called his personal secretary, telling her to have Paddy Lafferty drive her out to Swampscott and to bring her notary seal. The gray-haired lady arrived, her eyes red and heavy-lidded, no doubt the results of some rampant flu, and proceeded to type out the two documents. They were ceremoniously signed, and as Aaron courteousl)Cled his obviously ill secretary to the front door, thanking her for her acceding to his needs despite her condition, the slightly unfocused woman asked, "Do you know someone named Bricky, Mr. Pinkus? He's been asking for you." "Bricky? ... Is there a last name?" "I'm not sure I got it-it seemed to change." "You're not well, my dear. I want you to take several days off, and I'll have my doctor look in on you. Abraham forgive me, I do overwork you." "He was a very handsome young man. Shining dark hair, impeccably dressed-2' "Be careful now, watch your step." "He kept wanting to know where you were--- "Easy now, there are two steps down to the flagstones.... Paddy, are you there?" "Right here, boss!" came Lafferty's reply from the circular drive as the chauffeur emerged from the shadows and ran up the path to the porch. "Y'know, I think she's a bit under the weather, Mr. Pinkus." "It's the flu, Paddy." "If you say so, sir." Lafferty took the secretary, pulling her left arm around his shoulders as he helped her down toward the car. "Bricky is my darling, my darling, my darling ...

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The words floated up in song, fading into the tall pines that bordered the circular drive. he @ the only boy for me-only boy for me!" Relieved, Aaron turned back to the front door, prepared to go inside, when he stopped, his head cocked in bewilderment.... Bricky? ... Binky? ... Binghamton Aldershot, otherwise known as Binky on the Cape, the nearest thing Boston had to an international financier, hiding behind the iron gates of his Beacon Hill bank? ... Wasn't there a nephew somewhere? A youngish womanizer with a similar nickname, whom the Aldershots kept on a tenuous financial tether, if only to keep the idiot from embarrassing the family.... No, it was impossible. His personal secretary of fifteen years was a mature woman, previously a novitiate who had turned away from her vows, opting for a more worldly world, but withal a woman deeply committed to her faith. Ridiculous. A coincidence. Pinkus opened the door and stepped into the foyer only to hear the telephone ring. "Okay, Cyrus!" Sam Devereaux yelled into the phone. "Remember, he's an actor, so don't lose your temper, okay? Just bring him out here.... What? He wants a contract stipulating that he has star billing? ... With whowhat? His name in print ... above and in equal size in type to that of the title? Holy shit!... What about money, has he made any demands there?... Nothing, just his billing? Christ, write out whatever he wants and get him here! ... A 'run-of-the-play,' no dismissal during rehearsals without full compensation? What the fuck does that mean? . .,. I don't know, either, but put it into his contract."

An hour and twenty-two minutes later, the front door opened and the orange-shirted Gypsy with the long blue sash around his waist lunged into the foyer, balletically spinning until he reached the entrance to the huge living room, where the three attorneys and General MacKenzie Hawkins sat in a semicircle. All heads turned as Roman Z made his announcement. "Beautiful, beauti ./ul lady, and you gentlemen of-Well,

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adequate appearance. I now present to you Colonel Cypress, a man with the strength of a Mediterranean tree, who has an announcement." "Enough about him!" came the whisper, hissed from the dark foyer. "It's me, you bounder!" The enormous and embarrassed figure of the black mercenary appeared. "Hi, there, folks," said Cyrus, as tonguetied as a normally confident man could be. "I would like to introduce an artist who has appeared in many of the great Broadway shows of our time, whose brilliant reviews have been abash in our land-2' 'Tha6 'awash,' you idiot!" "An actor of supreme depth and widespread perversity--2' "Di-dye-versity, you ass!" "Hell, man, I'm doing the best I can-_2' "Long introductions, inadequately presented, kill an entrance. Get out of my way!" The tall, lean man swept down the short steps into the living room with a flair and an energy that belied his age. With gray, flowing hair, sharp features, and glaring eyes that bespoke a thousand such electric entrances on stage, he stunned the small group in front of him, as he had done with countless full houses in the past. His gaze settled upon Aaron Pinkus; he approached the attorney with a courtly bow. "You have summoned me, sire, and I have obeyed. Your servant and boldest knight-errant, rn'lord!" "Why, Henry," said Aaron, getting out of his chair and shaking hands with the actor. 'That was just wonderful! It reminded me of when you did your one-man show for Shirley's Hadassah, the excerpt from The Student Prince, I believe." "I don't remember too many of the smaller-forgive me-my out-of- town performances, dear boy.... However, I think it must have been six and a half years ago roughly--on March twelfth, if I'm not mistaken, at two o'clock in the afternoon. I vaguely recall it, for I don't believe I was in my best voice that day." "You certainly were, you were splendid.... Here, let me introduce you to my friends-2'

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"My C-sharp wasn't ftill," continued the actor, "but then the piano player was dreadful.... You were saying, Aaron?" "My friends, I'd like you to meet them." "I certainly wish to, especially this adorable creature." Sir Henry reached for Jennifer's left hand and brought it to his lips, his eyes looking into hers as he gently kissed the back of her palm. "You make me immortal by your touch, sweet Helena.... Have you ever thought of a theatrical careerT' "No but I once did a- little modeling," replied Redwing, not only caught off guard but modestly enjoying the moment. "A step, dear child, merely a step, but in the right direction. Perhaps we should lunch one day. I give private lessons, the fees in certain cases, shall we say, dismissible." "She's a lawyer, for God's sake!" said Sam, not entirely sure why be was so adamant. "That's a terrible waste," said the actor, slowly releasing the hand in his grip. "As the Bard put it in Henry Six, Two, 'The first thing we do, let's kill all the lawyers.' . . . Not you, of course, Aaron, for you have the soul of an artist." "Yes, well, let me introduce you, Henry. The actressthe attorney- is Miss Redwing." "Enchanti, mademoiselle- " - "Before you maul her hand again, I'm Sam Devereaux, and I'm also an attorney." "Shakespeare had his insights--2' "And this gentleman in Indian attire is General MacKenzie Hawkins---2' "Oh, you're the one!" exclaimed the performer, grabbing the Hawk's hand and shaking it firmly. "I saw that film about you-how could you stand it? Didn't you have any control over the casting, the script? My God, man, that jackass playing you should have worn lipstick!" "I think he did," said the general warily, but not unimpressed. "Everyone," interrupted Pinkus, "I want you to meet Henry Irving Sutton, as in England's Sutton Place-his ancestral home-and frequently referred to in the newspa- THE ROAD TO OMAHA 345

pers as Sir Henry Irving S., after the great Victorian actor to whom he's often compared. An outstanding artist of the stage-2' "Who says?" said Sam petulantly. "Small minds make for large doubters," answered Henry Irving Sutton, looking with bemusement at Devereaux. "Who said that, Felix the (fatT' "No, it was a French playwright named Anouilh. I doubt you've heard of him." "Oh yeah? How about 'There's nothing left to do but scream!' ... Huh? How about that?" "Antigone, but your translation's inaccurate." Sutton turned to Hawkins. "General, do me a favor-I ask it as a former second lieutenant in the African T 0, where I heard you speak many times, as often as not railing against Montgomery." "You were there?" 'Vombat Intelligence, attached to OSS-Tobruk." "You boys were the best! You had those Krauts buffaloed in the big Sahara. They didn't know where our tanks were!" "Most of us were actors who could speak a little German. Really, we were overrated-it was so easy to portray soldiers dying of thirst and sputtering wrong information while going into comas. Actually, very simple." "You were in the enemy's uniforms. You could have been shot!" "Perhaps, but where do you get a chance to play such parts?" "Well, I'll be goddamned! Whatever you want, soldier, I'll do it." "Screwed again," mumbled Devereaux. "He does this to me all the time." "I want you to speak, General, preferably reciting something we both might know, say a piece of doggerel or a poem, or perhaps the words of a song, repeating whatever you like. Also, talk normally or shout, whatever's natural." "Let's see, now," said the Hawk, squinting. "I've always been kinda partial to the old army standby, you know

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the one. 'Over hill, over dale, we will hit the dustee trail-' "Don't sing, General, just talk it through," ordered the actor, his facial expressions instantly parroting those of MacKenzie, sounds softly emerging as the old war-horse martially peeled off the words of "The Caissons Go Rolling Along." Then, suddenly, as though the two voices of a roundelay were merged, one fading, the other surviving, Henry Irving Sutton was speaking alone, his vocal tone and cadences, his body gestures and facial contortions, nearly indistinguishable from the Hawk's. "Goddamn!" exclaimed the general, as bewildered as he was astonished. "Remarkable, Henry!" "Not bad, if I do say so." "You're a terrific actor, Mr. Sutton!" "Oh, no, dear child of Elysium," protested Sir Henry Irving S. modestly. "That's not acting, it's merely mimicry, which any second- rate comic can do. You're fooled by the gestures and the expressions as much as you are by the vocal intonations. .'. . I explain this thoroughly in my private lessons. LunchT' "Why the hell didn't they get you to play my part in that goddamn movie?" "A dreadful agent, mon gi6niral, you have no idea what it's like.... Picture an outstanding stafrofficer who is not permitted to show his mettle in battle because his so-called superior is afraid his organization will fall apart-in my case it was a steady salary from a soap." "I'd have the bastard shot!" "I tried that. Fortunately, I missed.... Lunch, Miss Redwing?" "I think we should get down to the business at hand," said Pinkus firmly, gesturing at the chairs and the sofa for everyone to use. They did so, Sam rushing to sit between Jennifer and Sutton. "Of course, Aaron," agreed the actor, glaring at the interloper. "I merely wanted to assuage a small mind that apparently belongs in the Lesser Antilles", if you catch the mixed metaphor."

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"It's singularly apparent, Kermit the Frog," said Devereaux. "Sam!" "Okay, Jenny, I'm overreacting. I never do that in court." "Business?" Pinkus signaled Cyrus, who was purposely staying as far away from Henry Irving S. as possible, the ride out from Boston with the actor having tried his patience, if not his sanity. "Should your colleague join us?" asked Aaron. "I'll tell him everything he should know," said Cyrus quietly, sitting down. "I'd like to keep this as simple as possible. Frankly, the combo of Roman Z and your new recruit doesn't appear to be the most stable. I'll handle it." "You have a fine deep voice, young man," interrupted Sir Henry, obviously annoyed that he could not overhear Cyrus and the elderly attorney. "Have you ever sung '01' Man River'?" "Get off my case, man," said the mercenary. "No, I'm quite serious. A revival of Showboat__2' "Henry, my friend, all that can come later," Aaron broke in, holding up both hands in dissuasion. "We haven't much time." "Of course, dear boy, the curtain must go up." "As soon as possible," concurred Cyrus. "Even tonight, preferably tonight, if we can." "How do you think we should proceed?" asked Jennifer. "I can make contact with this so-called Nobel committee at that hotel as the General's civilian aide," answered the mercenary. "I've got decent clothes in my suitcase, but we've got to get something for Roman to wear." "My brother-in-law has a closet full of clothes and he's roughly your colleague's size-he lifts weights, even at his age. Also, Mrs. Lafferty's an excellent seamstress-2' "Men that's settled," interrupted the impatient Cyrus. "We just have to try and find out who those clowns from Air Force Two really are and how to handle diem." "I've already done that," said MacKenzie Hawkins, relighting his mangled cigar. "What? " "How?"

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"When?" The tumult of stunned voices assaulted the Hawk, who merely raised his bushy eyebrows and blew a circle of smoke above his, face. "Please, General!" pressed Cyrus. "This is important. What did you do?" "You lawyers and chemists think you're so smart, but you've got damn short memories." "Mac, for Christ's sake-" "Especially you, Sam. You're the one who figured it out; of course, I was ahead of you, but I was proud of your off-scene analysis." "What the hell are you talking about?" "Little Joseph, boy! He's still there--2' "Who? ... Where?" "Tbat hotel, the Four Seasons. I talked to him a half hour ago and he's on top of things." "On top of what? You can't trust that little bastard, Mac, you said so yourself!" "I can now," said the Hawk emphatically. "He flagrantly abuses his per them privileges, a sure sign of an independent subordinate, and he tnes repeatedly to provoke me-that's a man you can have some faith in." "T'he logic escapes me," said Pinkus. "He's crazy," said Jennifer softly, her wide, disbelieving eyes on the general. "I'm-not so sure about that," said Cyrus. "A hostile underling tells you where you stand. You're not likely to get fragged by him because he's done just that." "You're crazy, too," observed Devereaux. "Not really." The mercenary shook his head. "There's a maxini that goes back to the Cossack wars. 'You kiss the boot before you hack it off with your saber.' " "I like it, I like it," cited the actor. "A perfect secondact curtain!" "Maybe I'm crazy, too," added the daughter of the Wopotamis, 'Ut I think I understand you." "I would hope so," said Sam sardonically. "To clarify, Counselor, one does not throw suspicion on oneself before committing a crime."

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"Smart ass," muttered Redwing. "I see your point, Cyrus, so what do we do?" "The question is, what has the general done." "It's quite acceptable," said the Hawk. "And considering your background, I think you'll approve.... I've instructed Little Joseph, who, although advanced in years, is a born infantry scout, to survey the situation from all points of the battleground. He'll check out their bivouacs, the whereabouts of support troops and their firepower, if there are any, your escape routes, if necessary, and the best camouflage you can employ reaching zero target." "Zero what?" exclaimed Sir Henry. "No, no, Henry, I'm sure the general's exaggerating!" interrupted Pinkus, staring at MacKenzie, then shifting his intense gaze to Cyrus. "You guaranteed there'd be no violence, no lack of safety procedures!" "There won't be, on either count, Mr. Pinkus. The general's merely using military terms to describe this so-called committee's hotel rooms and the proper attire--2' "You misunderstood me, Aaron, dear boy!'"I"he actor rose to his feet, his profile (that's "profeel") to the right, his jaw firm, his eyes glowing. "I welcome the assignment, a glorious pursuit-whatever it is. Remember, General, when we joined the Brits and slogged our way toward El Alamein!" "Sure do, Major Sutton! ... I just field-cominissioned you up a couple of grades-command prerogative, of course." "I accept the rank, sir." Sir Henry turned and saluted as the Hawk got out of his chair and did the same. "Bring on the bastards! Once more unto the breach and close the walls up with our Equity dead- Screen Actors Guild and AFI'RA, too, of course. We fear no one- gets the blood boiling, doesn't it, General?" "You boys really were the best in the big Sahara. You had all the guts in the world, soldier." "Guts, be damned, it was the proper synthesis of classical technique and the best of Stanislavski, not that Method nonsense prescribed'by fifth-rate gurus who teach that picking your nose is more acceptable than blowing it."

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"Whatever it was, Major, you survived. Do you recall outside Benghazi when the brigade-2' "They're nuts!" whispered Sam to Jennifer. "They're in a typhoon paddling a canoe that's leaking." "Get hold of yourself, Sam! They're both ... well, larger than life, and it's rather refteshing." "What do you mean by that?" "Well, in a world of pin-striped legalizing wimps, it's nice to know there are men who can still hunt the killer tigers.,, "That's sophomoric, antediluvian bullshit!"

"Yes, I know," said Redwing, smiling. "Isn't it nice to see it's still around?" "And you call yourself a liberated woman--2' "'Although I am, I don't think I ever said it-that@ antediluvian. These old men aren't, they're simply reliving a world as they knew it. I acknowledge that world and what they did to make it better. Who wouldn'tT' "You're just brimming with Sunnybrook kindness, Rebecca!" "Why not? The Court itself aside, I've won every point I raised. In fact, I won too damned much, which means I'm acknowledged." "With a little 'mirrors and smoke,' as our general called it. 'Best efforts' is still euphemism for 'Okay, I'll'try, but if I don't get anywhere, I'll retreat. Fast.' "You mention that and you'll find out how liberated I am, Counselor," said Jennifer quietly, again smiling. "You won't have anything left to soil your trousers with.... Let's break up the war stories, shall weT' "Mac!" shouted Devereaux, causing both veterans of the North African campaign to look at him as though he were an ugly black worm emerging from a plate of red spaghetti. "How do you really know this Little Joseph will do as you say? You've described a slime-maybe one who won't frag you-but still a slime. Suppose he tells you anything he figures you want to hear?" "He couldn't do that, Sam. You see, I talked with his superior officer, who I can tell you is very superior, on a par with Commander Pinkus and myself-with maybe a mite more influence where it counts."

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"So what?" "So this very important person has strong personal reasons for wanting us to complete our mission, which we can't do if we don't get to the Supreme Court in one piece eight-seven hours from now and counting." "Eighty-seven what and what?" asked a confused Aaron. "We're in the countdown, Commander. Ground zero in roughly eighty-seven hours minus." "Is that anything like 'zero target'?" the elderly lawyer persisted. "Can you imagine, Major Sutton, this fella was on Omaha Beach?" "Probably an enlisted man, General-2' "Yes, I was, and I carried a rifle, not a code book." "Zero target, dear Aaron, is the immediate objective," explained the actor. "Ground zero, the zero not preceding, is the final objective. For instance, in the march to El Alamein we first had to take Tobruk, thus it was the zero target, Alamein ground zero. Actually, in the chronicles of Froissart-upon which Shakespeare based his Histories, along with Holinshed-niention is made of the terms-_2' "Okay, okay!" cried an exasperated Devereaux. "What the hell has all this crap got to do with some slime called Little Joseph at the Four Seasons? To repeat, Mac, what makes you think he'll do what you tell him to do? He's lied to you before." "Obviously different circumstances," said Jennifer before the Hawk could reply. "I gather he's beholden to his very important superior officer." "Bull's-eye, Miss Red. Like in whether Joseph goes on breathing or not." "Well, if that's the case- "It's the case, Sam," confirmed Hawkins. "As you well know, I don't make mistakes in that area. Outside of Belgrave Square in% London, do I have to remind you of that country club on Long Island, or the chicken farm in Berlin, or that crazy sheik in Tizi Ouzou who wanted to buy my third. wife for two camels and a small palace?" "That will do, General!" said Pinkus firmly. "I remind you that there'll be no reminiscing on such past events.

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Now, you and Henry sit down and let's continue with the business at hand." "Certainly, Commander." The two veterans of El Alamein sat down and the Hawk continued. "But we can't do a hell of a lot until Little Joseph makes his report." "How's he going to do that?" asked Devereaux. "Sending a coded message by a carrier pigeon that flies from his hotel window directly to the sheikdom of Tizi Ouzou?" "No, son, by telephone." And, as Sir Henry might say, on cue the telephone rang. "I'll get it," said the Hawk, rising and walking rapidly to the white antique desk against the wall. "Base Camp Steaming Tepee," he went on, the phone to his ear. "Hey, fazool,"' came the excited voice of Little Joey the Shroud over the line. "You ain't gonna believe the fuckin' pig shit you walked into! I swear on the grave of my Aunt Angelina, no shoe repair clown, including my uncle Guido, could scrape it off!" @ "Calm down, Joseph, and speak clearly. Just give me the reconn ob-tech, on-scene factors." "What crazy language is that?" "I'm surprised you don't remember it from the Italian campaigns' "I was lower than sediment. What the hell you talkin' aboutT' "Me technical statistics as you observed them at the hotel-" "No wonder you fazools are bleeding the taxpayers out of their corpuscals! No son of a bitch can understand you-you just scare the shit out of us!" "'Y"at aid you find out, Joseph?" "For starters, if those jokers ar@ Swedish, I never had a Norway meatball, which on occasion I have, 'cause this blond bomberinna I used to go with a couple of centuries ago made 'em so to prove the Guinea variety wasn't so hotsy-totsy--2' "Joseph, is this going to be a long story? What did you leam?" "Awright, awright.... They got three suites, each with two bedrooms, and by spreading a little bread around with the maids and the waiters I found out they speak regular

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American, y'know, English. Also, they're nuts, y'know real fruitcakes. They walk around lookin' in mirrors and talkin' funny to themselves, like they didn't know who they were lookin' at." "What about support troops, firepower?" "They ain't got nuthin'! I checked out every staircase, even the nearby rooms with some enchilada named Raul who cost me two hundred little ones to check out the register-nobody nowhere around 'em could even be related by coincidence. The only possibility was some fruitcakereno asshole named Brickford Aldershotty, who it turned out was on a one-night stand." "Escape routes?" "The exit signs to the staircases, what can I tell you?" "So you're saying the beach is clear-2' "What beach?" "Zero target, the hotel, Joseph!" "Whoever you got can walk in like it was a church in Palermo on Easter Sunday." "Anything else?" "Yeah, here are the room numbers." The Shroud gave them, then added. "Also, whoever you got should have muscle, y'know what I mean?" "Explain that, Joseph." "Well, like a sharp-eyed maid named Beulah told me, these jokers break bottles with icicle points of glass stickin' up and do pusbups over 'em, sometimes like two hundred. I mean they arefruitcakes!"

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"Meat" D'Arnbrosia walked through the swinging glass doors of the Axel-Burlap building on Wall Street, Manhattan, took the elevator up to the ninety7eighth floor, trudged his way through another pair of glass doors, and presented his card to a statuesque British receptionist. Salvatore DAmbrosia, Consultint. The card was printed by his cousin on a press at Rikers Island. "I should like to have a meet with a certain Ivan Salamander," said Salvatore. "Is he expecting you, sir?" "It don't make no never mind, call it in, pussycat." "I'm sorry, Mr. D'Ambrosia, but one doesn't call the president of Axel-Burlap without prior notification, and certainly not in person without a previously scheduled appointment." "Try me, sweetheart, or maybe I have to break your desk." "What? "Just call, capisce?" Mt D'Ambrosia was instantly admitted into the walnutpaneled sanctum sanctorum. of one Ivan Salamander, president of Wall Street's third largest brokerage house.

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"What ... whaat?" shrieked the gaunt, bespectacled Salamander, wiping the perpetual sweat that oozed from his hairline. "You gotta scare the shit out of some lousy, receptionist who's got a ton of class for which I paid airfare, a Blackglama mink, and a salary my wife can no way find out?" "We gotta talk, Mr. Salamander, and more important, you gotta listen. Also, your private secaterry wasn't too perturbed.11 "Certainly, certainly, I told her to stay ice cold!" yelled Ivan the Terrible, as he was known on the Street. "You think I'm dumb? ... Dumb I'm not, Mr. Musclebound, and I would much prefer that whatever you have to say to me should be said in some rotten spaghetti dump in Brooklyn!" "My associates and me ain't too partial to your smelly salami and your give-into-fish, either. Your delicatessens stink up the neighborhoods." "So our culinary differences are settled, what've you got that I should waste my valuable time on a street soldier? Hahn, hahn?" "Because what I've got for you comes from the big, man himself, and if you've got a tape job in here, he'll rip your throat out. Capisce?" "On my word, on my word, no such thing! You think I'm crazy? ... What does the big man sayT' "Buy defense, especially aircraft and related-wait a minute, I gotta read this." D'Ambrosia reached into his pocket and pulled out a slip of paper. "Yeah, here it is. Aircraft and every related supply component-that's it, component, that's the word I couldn'tremember." "And that's crazy! Defense is going into the toilet, the budget's cut everywhere!" "Here's the rest of it, and I repeat, if you gotta tape rollin', you're on a meat hook." "Never, are you meshugaT' "Things have changed one whole hell of a lot." Meat again looked at his instructions, for several moments reading silently with his lips. "Okay, here it is.... Alarming events have tooken place," continued D'Ambrosia, his voice as flat as his eyes, a man recalling from quasi-rote,

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"which the country can't know too much about because of which the panic that might sue--2' "Maybe you mean ensue?" "I'm on your side. Whatever." "Go ahead." "There has been a lot of interference with the sub ... substratisforic military sattelactic transmissions which concludes high altitudenal aircraft are ... fuckin' up the works." "High altitude-U-2 types? The Russkies are going back on their nice words?" " 'The specific hostile equipment has not been firmly identified,' " replied Meat, now unfolding the paper and reading-as best he could. ". . . 'however, as the incidents have increased in numbers and ferocosity, and the ... Russian Kremlins ... have secretly confirmed like events-' " Here, Salvatore D'Ambrosia, a.k.a. "Meat," refolded the paper and continued on his own. "The whole fuckin' Earth planet, especially the U.S. of A., is on secret emergency alert. It could be the Chinks or the Arabs or the Hebes launching all that bullshit--2' "That's cockamantie!" "Or. . . Salvatore D'Ambrosia lowered his voice and blessed himself, almost getting the sign of the cross correctly on his large chest, "things we know nothin' aboutfrom up there." Meat raised his eyes to the ceiling, in his gaze a prayer, if not a plea for mercy. "Whaaat?" shrieked Salamander. "That's the biggest tube of Guinea cheese I ever heard of! It's full of ... hoohoo, wait a minute ... it's positively', absolutely brilliant. Like no junk bonder could ever come up with! ... We got a whole new enemy we gotta arm the whole fuckin' world for. UFOs!" "You got the big man's drift then?" "Got it? I love it! ... Hey, a sudden big thought. What big man? He's with the fishes!" It was the moment Meat had been primed for, rehearsed until he could handle it with his head soaked in Chianti. He reached into another pocket and withdrew a small, black-bordered envelope, in size and appearance similar to a funeral request. He handed it to the mesmerized Sala- THE ROAD TO OMAHA 357

mander with nine simple words, so ingrained by repetition Salvatore would no doubt say them on his deathbed. "You breathe a word of this ... no more breath." His eyes shifting warily between Meat's face and the ominous- looking envelope, Ivan the Terrible picked up his glistening brass letter-opener, inserted it beneath a sealed edge, slit the paper, and extracted the message. The broker's gaze instantly dropped t o the bottom of the page, to the scrawled familiar initials he knew so well. He gasped, his head snapping up, his -wide eyes riveted on Salvatore D'Ambrosia. "This is beyond impossible!" he whispered. "Be careful," said Meat, no louder than Salamander, as he drew his index finger slowly across his throat. "Remember, no more breath. Read it." Fear paramount, a tremble developing in his hands, Ivan began at the top of the page. Follow the instructions as delivered verbally to you by the courier Don't even think about disobeying any aspect of them. We are in the midst of a maximum-classified, eyes-only, top-secret, blackdrape, need-to-know basis operation. Everything will be explained to you within a reasonable period of time. Now, in firont of the courier, burn this message as well as the envelope, or, with love in his heart, he'll be formed to bum you. I shall return. VM

"Gotta match?" asked the petrified Salamander quietly. "I gave up cigarettes for my health. It'd be kinda dumb if I got burned because I don't smoke." "Sure," said Meat, throwing a pack of matches'on the desk. "After you finish torching the paper, you got one other thing to do before I go." "Name it. When I get messages from beyond the grave, I don't quibble." "Pick up the phone and place an order for fifty thousand shares of Petrotoxic: Amalgamated." "Whaaat?" shrieked Ivan the Terrible, his forehead drenched with beads of sweat. Then he watched in terror as D'Ambrosia's huge right hand reached under his jacket. "So certainly, of course! So why. not? Let's make it seventy-five, I mean, why not?"

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Five other such courtesy calls were made by Meat the Courier, all with similar results-give or take a shriek or two-resulting in a buy, buy, buy! binge not seen since the Dow creased three thousand and was still climbing. As a natural consequence, in executive suites across the nation, the carrors led the asses (horses may not be bright, but they're smarter than mules). Wild diversification and consummate oversupply were the orders of the day, and the orders went out by the billions. Something really big was going down, and the smart money boys and the conglomerate fraternity were going to go up on that fantastical seesaw of economic balances. Buy out those computer firms, screw the price! Get control of all the subcontracting parts divisions in Georgia and don't bore me with figures! We're dealing from strength, you idiot! I want the majority interest in McDonnell Douglas, Boeing, and RollsRoyce Aeroengines, and for Christ's sake, don't stop bidding until you get them aW Buy California! On the basis of an inflated fiction, shrouded in a mystery that would impress Little Joey, to say nothing of Houdini and Rasputin, billions in debt were accrued by the enemies of Vincent Francis Assisi Mangecavallo, who sat under an umbrella in Miami Beach, Florida,, a Monte Cristo cigar in his mouth, a cellular telephone at his side, as well as a portable radio, a Margarita on the plastic tray in front of him, and a wide grin on his face. '@Go with the big wave, you fancy country club cannolis," he said to himself, reaching for his glass, his free hand adjusting his red toupee. "Wait'll the ocean dries up like that Moses made it do, may he rest in peace. You'll be sucked down into the sand, you bastards! Put out a contract on me, better you should read the small print. Cleaning urinals in Cairo, that's where all of you belong!"

Sir Henry Irving Sutton sat rigidly, angrily, in the kitchen chair while Erin Lafferty snipped away at his flowing crown of gray glory. "Trim, wench, merely a trim, -or

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you'll spend the rest of your miserable life in the scullery!" "T don't scare me, y' old fart," said Erin. "I seen ya in that afternoon program Forever AU Our Forevers ferwhat was it? Ten years?-so I know all about you, boyo." "I beg your-pardon?" "You was always yellin' and caterwaulin' on those young kids until you was drivin' 'em nuts. Then you'd go into that big liberTy and cry, sayin' to yerself that they had life too easy, and had to be brought up to snuff so they could face the terrible misfortunes. that faced 'em-and by Jesus, Mary and Joseph, yer words were gospel! Such lousy times they had! I mean you was actually cryin', sorry for all the bad things you had to say to them, wishin' you didn't have to.... Nah, underneath you're a softie, Grandfather Weatherall!" "I was merely playing a roll, Mrs. Lafferty." "Call it whatever you like, Mr. Sutton, but for me and all the girls in Old Southy, you were the only reason we watched that stupid show. We was all in love with you, boyo. "I knew that son of a bitch never got me a decent contract!" spat out the actor under his breath. "What was that, sir?" "Nothing, dear lady, nothing. Cut away, cut away! You're obviously a woman of great taste." The kitchen door burst open, the hulk of Cyrus following, his dark face alive with anticipation. "We're on, 'General'!" ,"Fine, young man! Where's my uniform? I was always a splendid figure in military plumage." "No plumes, no uniform, that's out of the question." "For God's sake, why?" 'To begin with, the general is no longer a general by request of the Pentagon and just about every other major influence in Washington, including the White House. Secondly, you'd call attention to us, which isn't practical." "It's rather difficult to get into a role without proper ac- coutrements, which naturally presumes accurate clothing-as in a uniform.... Actually, as a general I outrank you, Colonel."

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"If you're going to play that game, Mr. Actor, you're playing a general; you were field-commissioned a major and I was given the rank of colonel. You lose, Sir Henry." "Damned impertinent civilians--2' "Where the hell are you, still in World War Two?" "No, I'm an artist! The rest of you are civilians ... and chemists." "Man, you and Hawkins got more in common than El Alamein. Then, most of the generals I've known were actors, too.... Come on, let's go. They expect us at twentytwo hundred." "rWenty-two hundred what?" "Hours, Major, or General, if you prefer. It's military for ten o'clock at night." "Never could figure those damned numbers-"

The "Nobel" committee's three hotel suites were adjacent to one another, the middle rooms designated as the meeting ground for the august General MacKenzie Hawkins, Soldier of the Century, and the distinguished "visitors from Stockholm." As negotiated by the general's aide-de-camp, one Colonel Cyrus Marshall, U.S. Army, Retired, the, conference was to be private, without press coverage or news releases. As the colonel explained, although the celebrated warrior was immensely honored by the award, he was currently in seclusion writing his memoirs, Peace Through Blood, and wished to know the extent of his travel and media commitments before rendering his decision to accept. The committee spokesman, Lars 01afer, reacted to the secret meeting with such enthusiasm that Colonel Cyrus added gas-spraying weapons to the already complete arsenal on his and Roman Z's persons. A trap was to be reversed in the best tradition of subterranean rats and Cyrus knew exactly how to do it. Pull in the rodents immobilize them, bring them to with bound hands Q feet, then subject them to interrogation usually described as psychologically macabre but without physical harm. Like ice picks poised in front of their eyes. I "I'd be far more impressive in a uniform!" said Sutton angrily, walking down the hotel corridor in a pinstriped

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suit recruited from his Boston apartment. "These damn clothes were appropriate for Shaw's The Millionairess, but not for the mission at hand." "Hey, you look terrific," said Roman Z, pinching Sutton's cheek to the astonishment of the actor. "You should only have perhaps a.flower in your lapel, it would have a certain somzing." "Cut it out, Roman," said Cyrus quietly. "He looks fine.... Are you ready, General?" "You're talking to a professional, dear boy. The adrenaline flows as we approach the moment. Now, the magic begins! ... Knock on the door, precede me, as is proper, and I shall make my entrance." "Remember, Pops," admonished the mercenary in front of the door. "You're one hell of an actor, I'll give you that, but please don't get carried away and scare the hell out of them. We want to learn everything we can before we make our move." "Now you're a director, Colonel? ... May I explain for your untutored frame of reference that there are three descending ts in the theater: talent, taste, and tenacity, and within the second category is contained Hamlet's entire advice to the players. I remember one time in Poughkeepsie-" "Futor me some other time, Mr. Sutton. Right now, let's just have the magic begin, okay?" Cyrus rapped on the door of the hotel suite, drawing himself up to his full military height and ramrod posture. The door was opened by a white-haired man with a salt and pepper chin beard, a pince-nez looped over his nose. "Colonel Marshall, sir," continued Cyrus, introducing himself. "Chief aide-de- camp to General MacKenzie Hawkins." "VdIkommen, Colonel," said the ersatz elderly delegate supposedly from Sweden; he spoke in an extremely thick Scandinavian accent that made the traveled Cyrus wince. "Vee are vid extreme pleasure to meet zee grand gheneral." The delegate, bowing obsequiously, stepped backward so as to admit the celebrated Soldier of the Century, who strode through the door like an animated Colossus of Rhodes with an agitated Roman Z shuffling rapidly behind him.

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"I am deeply honored, gentlemen!" exclaimed the actor, his guttural bark extraordinarily close to that of MacKenzie Hawkins. "Not only honored but supremely humbled by your selection of this minor player in the major conflicts of our times. I have merely done my best, and as an old soldier tempered by battle, I can only say that we fill the wall up with our heroic dead, those brave souls sur- viving, pressing ahead to victory!" Suddenly, a rush of voices, the accents diverse and having nothing to do with Sweden, burst forth. "Christ, it's him!" "You forget your grammar, but by God, it is!" "I don't believe it! I thought he died years ago!" "Never on stage, he didn't! He never died on stage-he was always magnificent!" "Ibe finest character actor of our time! The Walter Abel of,the - seventies and eighties. Brilliance personified!" "What the hell is going on?" shouted Colonel Cyrus, his naturally endowed but untrained voice no match for Ethelred Brokemichael's clandestine unit of actors. "Will somebody tell me?" he yelled, trying to be heard above the din as the men of Suicidal Six crowded around "General MacKenzie Hawkins," shaking his hand, patting him on the shoulders, one overwrought man kissing, his Players Club ring. "Goddamn it! Will someone explain what this is all about?" "Let me try!" said Dustin, breaking away from the others, his eyes dazzled. "You obviously were recruited late in this operation so you would have no way of knowing, but this isn't that clown Hawkins, but one of the theater's most outstandin artists! We all saw him when we were .9 younger, studied his performances, followed him into Joe Allen's- that's an actors' bar-and bombarded him with questions, trying to absorb whatever he could impart." "Impart what? What are you talking about?" "This man is Henry Irving Sutton! The Sutton, Sir Henry-" "Yes, I know," interrupted Cyrus softly, in his voice the essence of abject defeat. "After a long-gone English actor named Irving, who had nothing to do with the bank or a

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tailor on First Avenue.... Wait a minute!" yelled the mercenary suddenly. "Who the hell are you people?" "Each of us gives only his name, rank, and serial number," replied Marlon, overhearing Cyrus's question and reluctantly turning away from the adulated Sutton, who was accepting the accolades of his peers with brilliant humility. "I say this in sadness, Colonel, for I once had a small role in a Sidney Poitier film, and he, too, was and is a marvelous artist." "Name, rank, and-what the hell are you talking about?" "Just what I said, Colonel. Name, rank, and serial number, according to the laws of the Geneva Convention. Nothing more." "You're soldiers?" "Very accomplished ones," answered Dustin, glancing over at his hero, namely Henry Irving Sutton, ' who was now holding his worshipers spellbound recounting past triumphs. "We accept the risks of combat without uniforms, but to date it's never been a factor." "Combat? 11 "Select covert activities, gray to black operations--4he reference to 'black' having nothing to do with race, of course's "I know what 'black' operations are, I just don't know what the hell you are!"

"I just told you, we're a military unit specializing in clandestine activities, missions involving maximum security.,, "And this Nobel committee crap is one of those operations?" "Between the two of us," said Dustin confidentially, leaning toward Cyrus, "you're lucky we are who we are, or your pension might go down the tube. That man-isn't General Hawkins! You were taken in, Colonel, flimflammed, if you know what I mean.,, "I was ... T' said Cyrus, staring, as if in a catatonic state. "You certainly were, sir, as was obviously Mr. SuttonSir Henry. He'd never tarnish his magnificent reputation

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by being involved in a global conspiracy to cripple this country's first line of defense. Never!" "First line of defense-a global conspiracy ... T' "That's as far as our briefing went, Colonel." 'This is too fucking much!" said Cyrus, as if coming out of a trance. "Just who are you and where do you come fromT' "Fort Benning, under the command of Brigadier General Ethelred Brokemichael. Our specific names are neither relevant nor called for at this juncture, but suffice it to say we're called the Suicidal Six." "Ibe Suicidal-! My God, the Delta Force to the max? The most effective antiterrorist unit ever put into the field!" "Yes, that's what we've heard." "But you're ... you're--2' "Mat's right, we're actors." "Ac tors?" yelled Cyrus sofortissimo that Henry Irving Sutton and the adoring crowd around him fell silent, staring at the mercenary in astonishment. "You're-you're all actors?" "And as splendid a group of confreres as I've met in years, Colonel. They play their parts to perfection. Notice the care they've taken with their clothing, the proper European cuts, the subdued colors as befits distinguished academics. You might also drink in the consummate attention they've given their tonsorial effects-flicks of gray, not overdone, to add a few years to their ages. And their postures, Colonel, the ever so slightly stooped shoulders and the minor concavities of their chests, as we observed entering the room; and the pince-nez and the tortoiseshell glasses, all are marks of men in sedentary professions with sh-ained eyes.... Yes, Colonel, these are, Andeed, actors-fine actors." "He notices everything!" "Such observation!" "Every minute detail---2' "Details, gentlemen," proclaimed Sutton, "are our secret weapons, never forget that." A chorus of "Never!" "Certainly not!" and "How could we?" followed the proclamation until the elderly actor held up his hands. "But, of

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course, I don't really have to tell you that. I understand you convincingly deceived several million people with your performance at the airport.... Well done, shepherds of Thespis! Now, I want to know each of you. Your names, please." "Well," began the spokesman, Lars Olafer, none too subtly, nodding at the mercenaries, "without certain people present we'd enthusiastically introduce ourselves by our real names, but our orders are to stay with our sobriquets, which is most embarrassing to me personally." "Why is that?" "To be frank, an undeserved title, one you've earned but I haven't.... I'm called 'Sir Larry,' for my first name is really Laurence." "With a u?" "Oh, of course." "Then I say you have earned it. When Larry and Viv were together, we quaffed many an ale together, and in truth there's a certain similarity in your appearance to that skinny but terribly likable fellow. I played the First Knight in his and Tony Quinn's Becket, of course." "I may die right here on the spot-_2' "You were great!" "Magnificent! 11 "Extraordinary! "Passable, if I do say so." "Can we cut the bullshit, if I say so!" shouted Cyrus, the veins in his thick neck pronounced. ,..I'm called The Duke." "I'm Sylvester--2' "Marlon's the name." "Dustin-y'know, y'know ... am 1, am I right, right, rightT' "Telly's the moniker, General, baby. Wanna lollipops' "You're all superb!" "And this is all preposterous!" screamed Cyrus, clutching the lapels of Dustin and Sylvester. "You bastards listen to me!" "Hey, my black good buddy," said Roman Z, softly patting the broad back of his recent cell mate. "Don't shoot up your blood pressure, man!"

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"Blood pressure, hell, I should shoot every one of these sons of bitches!" "Now, pilgrim, that's downright primitive,",,said The Duke. "Y'see, mister, we don't believe in violence. It's actually just a state of mind." "State of what?" roared the dark-skinned mercenary. "Of the mind," explained The Duke. "Freud called it the frenzied extension of the imagination-we use it a lot in acting classes, usually with improve naturally." "Naturally!" Cyrus released his helpless hostages. - "I give up," he mumbled, sitting down in the nearest chair as Roman Z massaged his shoulders. "I give up!" he repeated, shouting, his wide eyes appraising the crowd of lunatics in front of him-and below him. "You're the Suicidal Six? The antiterrorist Delta Force unit songs have been written about? Nothing makes sense!" "In some ways, you're right, Colonel," said Sylvester in his normal Yale Drama School voice, "for we've never had to fire a gun or basically injure anyone beyond a sprained wrist or, at worst, a cracked rib.... We just don't work that way. You see, it's easier on everybody. We impersonate our way into and out of missions, frequently intimidating the targets, but every now and then making a friend or two." "You're breakouts from a funny farm," said Cyrus. "or maybe you're not really from this planet," he added numbly. "You're too hard on us, Colonel," protested Telly in his normally cultured voice. "If all the armies of the world were made up of actors, wars could be mounted as civilized productions, not uncivilized slaughters. Merits would be given for individual and collective performances-the best orations, the most convincing snarls, the finest crowd reactions--2' "Then, of course," interrupted Marlon, "there'd be points for costuming and set decoration, for the most creative props, as in weapons and mise en scMe locations--2' "As well as plot and story development," broke in The Duke. "I suppose you could term them military tactics." "Let's not forget direction, for God's sake," cried Sir Larry.

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"And choreography," added Sylvester. "A choreographer would have to be an organic extension of any director, under the circumstances." "Wonderful, simply wonderful!" exclaimed Henry Irving Sutton. "An international academy of the theatrical arts could be set up to judge the forces in the field, in the air, and on the water. Naturally, military consultants would be included for semblances to authenticity, but their consultancy would be secondary, the primary judgments made on the basis of creativity-of conviction, characterization, passion! ... Art!" "Right on, pilgrim!" "Hey, Stella, he got it right!" "You ... you ... you are with ... with ... with it!" "Speak the speech, I pray you--2' "Beautiful, sweetheart. Have a lollipop!" "Yeah, yeah, we don' need no howitzers t' blow the gooks away!" "What?" "Well, he's gotta be right, y'know what I mean? Nobody gets shot. Nobody gets his face in a bucket!" "Eeeowweeah!" bellowed Cyrus, his scream worthy of Anouilh's dictum. "I've had it! I've really had it! ... You, Sir Henry Horseshit! You weremilitary-I heard that certifiable Hawkins say you were a goddamned hero in North Africa! What happened to that man?" "In a primitive sense, Colonel, all soldiers are actors. We're terrified, but we try to pretend we're. not; we know that at any moment our precious lives may be taken from us, but we abandon that knowledge for the irrational reason that the immediate objective is paramount, although in the core of our minds, we understand that it's merely a statistic on a map. The problem with soldiers in combat is that they must become actors without proper training, proper professional training.... If all the drenched, mudsunk foot soldiers understood the rules, they'd do as Telly says, and snarl viciously while firing above the heads of other young men they don't know but might have a drink with in some bar in another time and place." "Bullshit! What about values and beliefs? I've fought on different sides, but never against what I believed in!"

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"Well, then, you're a moral man, Colonel, and I commend you. However, you also fight for the most questionable motive of all. Money." "What are these clowns fighting for?" "I haven't the vaguest idea,. but I doubt it's financial remuneration. As I understand it, they're fulfilling their lifelong theatrical ambitions-in a rather unorthodox way, but obviously with considerable success." "I'll sure as hell give them that," said Cyrus, turning to Roman Z. "Have you got everything?" he asked. "Everyzing and everyone, my enduring friend." "Good." The huge chemist turned back to the actors, singled out Dustin, and spoke. "You, shorty, come over here." The diminutive performer looked questioningly at his comrades. "For God's sake, man, I just want to talk to you privately. Do you think my friend and I would take on the entire Suicidal Six?" "I wouldn't even think of 'taking on' him, pilgrim. He may not be your size, but he's black belt karate to the tenth order, and they don't come no higher." "Oh, come on, Duke, I'd never use that stuff unless we were all, in real trouble. And certainly riot against a nice guy like the colonel. He's just upset, I can understand that...,. Don't worry, Colonel, I wouldn't harm you. What is itT' Dustin walked with the stunned Cyrus to a far corner of the suite as the mercenary kept staring down-way down-at the actor. They stood next to a window, the night lights of Boston throwing a glow over the city, and Cyrus spoke quietly. "You were probably right a few minutes ago when you said I could lose my pension. You see, I did come on late, actually only a few days ago, and I had no reason to think this man wasn't Hawkins. Hell, from what I've seen of him on television, he looks like the general and sounds just like him-why wouldn't it be him? I'm really grateful, Dustin." "That's okay, Colonel. I'm sure you'd do the same for me if our positions were reversed-say somebody was impersonating Harry Belafonte and you being black knew he wasn't but I didn't." "What ... ? Oh, yes, I certainly would, Dustin, I cer- THE ROAD TO OMAHA , 369

tainly would. But just so I can get a clearer picture of this whole dirty business-officially, you understand, and since we're both on the same side-just what was your mission?" "Well, as we're on a restricted, need-to-know basis and you are a colonel, I'll tell you what I can, which is all we know. We're to make contact with General Hawkins, abduct him and everyone else around him, and drive to the SAC air base in Westover-that's here in Massachusetts." "Not back to-Air Force Two on the Logan runway?" "'Oh, no, that was for the press conference.... You know, the Vice-President isn't really a bad guy. Of course, I don't think he can act-" "He was on the plane?" "Sure, but he wasn't allowed to get off until later." "Then why was he there?" "Some gangsters stole one of his cars and it was somehow found here in Boston-" "Forget it ... I mean it's not germane. So you kidnap the general and anyone accompanying him, drive to the SAC base in Westover, and then what?" "TBDL, Colonel." "I beg your pardon?" " 'To be determined later,' but we were told to carry sweaters and long johns in our duffels, which presumes the climate will be colder." "Sweden," said the mercenary. "That's what we figured, but then Sylvester, who was in an overseas tour of Annie in Scandinavia-we hear he was terrific, especially from him-said the summer weather wasn't that much different from ours." "It isn't." "So then we figured far more north--2' "Like in the ice fjords," completed Cyrus. "Wherever ... we'd receive further orders at that time." "Like depositing frozen bodies to be discovered in the year 3000 for medical research." "I wouldn't know anything about that, sir." "I would hope not.... And outside of this Brigadier General Broke ... Brokehethel-"

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"That's Brokernichael, Colonel. Brigadier General Ethelred Brokemichael." "It's okay, I've got it. But outside of him, you have no idea who's responsible for this iiiission?" "That's not in our purview, sir." "You can bet your ass it isn't." "Colonel ... T' "We split, Roman," said Cyrus abruptly, walking rapidly to the hotel door, the Gypsy swiftly at his side, as a loud metallic slap was heard from behind his back. "Don't try to follow us, it would be useless; we're as expert in our profession as you are on stage, believe me. And you, Mr. Sutton, I don't know a hell of a lot about acting, but I suspect you're one of the best, so you can stay here and jaw with your buddies as long as you like.... I'm afraid we used an old merc trick with you tonight. You may have wondered why my friend kept jumping around, studying each of you, so now I'll tell you. That red carnation in his lapel contains a miniaturized, high-speed camera;, we have a minimum of a dozen photographs of each of your faces. And under my jacket I'm wired to the max and still rolling; every word here this evening is recorded.7 "A moment, please!" exclaimed Sir Henry. "What?" Cyrus reached between the folds of his coat and yanked out a large, ugly .357 Magnum as Roman Z whipped his hand from behind his back, displaying a footlong switchblade knife. "My fee," said Sutton. "Have Aaron send it around by messenger to my flat. And tack on several hundred more, for I intend to take my newfound friends and associates to the finest restaurant in@ Boston." "Sir Henry!" said Sylvester, touching the great man's sleeve. "Have you really retired?" "Semiretirement, dear boy. I d6 occasional stints for the locals, y'know, keeps the juices flowing. As it happens, I have a rather well-off son here in Boston from one of my marriages-can't remember which-who simply insisted I take one of the hundreds of condominiums he's built. He damn well should, of course; in the halcyon days I sent him through several universities for all those letters after

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his name. Sweet child, I must say, but never an actor! Damn disappointment, really." "How about the army? You could be our director! They'd probably make you a general right off!" "Ah, but remember, my young cohort, what Napoleon said: 'Give me enough medals and I'll win you any war.' But for actors to get ahead, it's the billing, your name! Progressively larger until it equals the size of the play's title. Now, as you perform in secrecy, how could the army do that?" "Oh, -shit," whispered Cyrus to Roman Z. "Let's get the hell out of here!" They left, and no one in the suite noticed.

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"It's all here!" cried Jennifer, listening to the tape and looking at the enlarged photographs on the coffee table in the summer house on the beach in Swampscott. "It is a conspiracy, a screwed-up conspiracy, but obviously involving the highest levels of the government!" "Mere's no question about it," agreed Aaron Pinkus from his chair, "but whom do we go after? The need-toknow basis cuts off the trail." "What about' this Brokemichael?" said Devereaux. "He's the son of a bitch I caught in the Golden Triangle--2' "And got his first name mixed up with his cousin," intedected Jennifer. "Ass." "Hey, look, how many times do you run into first names like Ethelred and Heseltine? They're both so weird it's hard not to get confused." "Not for an observant attomey--2' "Come on, Pocahontas, you couldn't differentiate between harsh cross-examination and extreme provocation!" "Will you two stop it," said an exasperated Pinkus. "I only meant he could be after me," explained Sam.

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"Jesus, if he saw my name in the Hawk's file, his nostrils would outshoot two flamethrowers." "Since you're formally listed as the Wopotami attorneyof-record, I suppose that's entirely possible." Aaron paused, frowning, his head tilted. "On the other hand, Brokernichael couldn't order his rather unique unit into action by himself, and he certainly wouldn't have access to Air Force Two-" "Which means he was ordered by someone who had both the authority and the access," completed Redwing. "Exactly, my dear, and therein lies our conundrum. This Brokernichael wouldn't reveal his superior, even if he could, and to paraphrase General Hawkins, the chain of command will be so convoluted as to be untraceable. At least -within the time frame available to us--eighty-some hours and counting, as I understand it, but not actually." "We've got the evidence," said Devereaux. "The photographs, the tape in which the entire operation is outlined by two participants--perpetrators, if you like. We could go public-why not?" "The stress has addled your normal perceptions, Sam," answered Pinkus gently. "Deniability is built into this whole operation. Just as our friend Cyrus, who is now on the beach with Roman Z, no doubt consuming several quarts of vodka, put it- 'they're all lunatics.' . . . That's the deniability. Lunacy, iffationality- crazy people. 'Actors.,, "Hold it, Aaron. They can't deny Air Force Two, that's too damned heavy." "He's got a point, Mr. Pinkus. Clearance for the use of that plane has to come from on high." "Thank you, Princess." "I give when it's deserved." "Wow, what a prelude!" "Oh, shut up." "My word, I called you addled, but I'm far worse. You have a glaringly obvious point-" "No, he doesn't," came the guttural voice of MacKenzie Hawkins from the darkened, partially opened door to the kitchen. It was pulled back and the figure of the Hawk emerged, clothed only in green and black camouflage skiv- 374 *ROBERT LUDLUM

vies and T-shirt. "Pardon my appearance, little ... Miss Redbird-2' "That's Redwing." "Sorry again, but when I hear voices on bivouac at three o'clock in the morning, my natural instinct is to prowl fast, not dress for the occasion of a dance at the officers' club." "You dance, Mac?" "Check my fillies, son. I taught all of 'em everything from the mazurka to the true Viennese. Soldiers were always the best dancers; they have to make their moves on the ladies in quick fashion-leaves are short." "Please, Sam, the general's observation, if you will," said Aaron, looking at the Hawk. "Why is my learned employee wrong about the Vice-President's plane? It's the second-ranking aircraft in the country." Because Air Force Two can be manipulated by a dozen agencies and departments for cosmetic reasons. Regardless of who it is, a Veep's staff jumps at every opportunity to bring its unnoticed merchandise out of the shadows, whether it's him or his benevolently provided equipment... Hell, boy, remember when I landed at Travis from Beijing by way of the Philippines after the Chink trial, and gave that puke-inducing speech about 'old, tired sokfiers'?,I had to include that I was eternally grateful to the Vice- President for sending his personal plane." "I remember, Mac." "You know where that Vice-President was, Sam?" "No, I don't," said Devereaux. "He was holed up with one of my wives who wouldn't let him get to second base in L.A., drunk as a flea in a botde of bourbon and just about as equal to the task of his desires." "How do you know that?" " 'Cause I smelled the whole China trial scam and wanted to know how high up it went in D.C. I sent my girl to work to see if she could find out." "Did she?" asked an incredulous Pinkus. "Sure as hell did, Commander. That tongue-twisting orator fell flat on his face with his trousers around his arikles, asking good old Ginny, who I was! Then I knew just

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how tall the dirty dog was in Washington who had me by the tail, doing nasty things to this old soldier... That's when I really made up my mind to pursue a different life and recruited you, Sam." "I'd rather you didn't remind me.... Ginny seduced the Vice- President?" "You weren't listening, son. That girl's got taste, and his neutered, fat face wasn't up to it." "Reminiscences aside," broke in Aaron, shaking his head as if to erase forbidden images. "What exactly are you saying, General?" "I'm saying we've now got a direct counter for this counterthrust strategy, Commander It'll be a little tricky but we can manage it." "Speak English, Mac." "Hell, boy, it's worked from the Normandy coast to Saipan! From Pinchon to the Mekong-when the goddamned back-boiler brass didn't blow it with their big mouths." "I repeat, English." "Disinformation, Sam, within the holier-than-thou chain of command." "I mentioned that a moment ago," interrupted Pinkus. "The chain of command, I mean." "I know," acknowledged the Hawk. "I heard everything you all said for the past twenty minutes, taking a few moments off to bring Colonel Cyrus another bottle of vodka on the beach.... Those actor types really blew him into space, didn't they?" "Your disinformation, General?" pressed Aaron. "Well, I haven't actually worked it out yet, but the route's as clear as an oil slick in new-fallen snow.... Brokey the Deuce." "WhoT' "N"at?" "I think I know," said Jennifer. "Brokemichael-not the Indian Affairs Heseltine, but the one who runs those faces on the table from Fort Berming. Ethelred." "The lady's right. Ethelred Brokernichael was about the poorest excuse for a West Pointer that ever was. He never should have been in the army, but it was on both sides of

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their families, you know, sons of army brothers. The crazy thing is that Ethelred was actually a more imaginative officer than Heseltine, but he had a weakness. He saw too many movies where generals lived like kings and he tried it on a general's salary, which doesn't allow for castles." "Then I was right," said Devereaux. "He was making bucks out of the Triangle." - "Sure, you were, Sam, but he was no mastermind criminal; he was more of an unconscious middleman than anything else. It was like he was in a movie, being paid personal homage by a lot of people he couldn't understand but did minor favors for." "He pocketed the loot, Mac." "Some, not a hell of a bundle and nowheres near what you claimed. If the army could have proved that, he'd have been out on his duff. He gave a lot of it to the orphanages and the refugee camps. That's on the record and it's what saved his tail. There were others who did much worse." "That's hardly exculpatory," said Pinkus. "I guess not, but, like Sam says, who's running in the angel sweepstakes?" The Hawk paused and walked to a beach front window in his camouflage skivvies. "Besides, it's history, and I know Brokey the Deuce. He doesn't think too much of me, because I knew Heseltine better and they didn't get along, but we talk.... And we will talk and I'll goddamned well find out who's behind this whole fandango or the Deuce will be hung out to dry in public, and he can kiss his gold braid good-bye." .,you're forgetting a negative or two, General," interrupted Aaron. "To begin with, when word gets back that this 'Suicidal Six' has failed, I'm sure Brokemichael will be placed beyond your reach, beyond anyone's, for the simple reason that through him the name of the highranking official who commandeered Air Force Two might surface." "The word won't get back, Commander," said Hawkins, turning away from the window. "At least not for the next twenty-four hours, and I'm sure you can arrange for a private jet to fly me to Fort - Benning first thing in the morning!1

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"Twenty-four hours?" exclaimed Jennifer. "You can't possibly guarantee that. Those actors may be lunatics, but they are covert operations professionals." "Let me explain, Miss Redwing. My adjutants, Desis One and Two, are in radio contact with me.... Sir Henry Sutton and the so- called Suicidal Six are currently closing up Joseph's Restaurant on Dartmouth Street, well oiled and in great spirits. My adjutants will drive them-not to the hotel-but up to the ski lodge, where they'll reniain for the day recovering. And when they've just about got their heads in place, Desi Two, who's not only a fine mechanic but also, I'm informed by Desi the First, an accomplished cook, will lace their chow with a sauce comprised of tomatoes, tequila, gin, brandy, pharmaceutical grain alcohol, and a liquid sedative of indeterminate potency that will provide us with Miss Redwing's guarantee. We may possibly have more than twenty-four hours, perhaps nearer a @ week, if it'd do us any good." "Really, General," countered the daughter of the Wopotamis, "even men crippled by drugs and alcoholespecially trained military personnel-find enough lucid moments to use the telephone." "The telephone won't be working-wires down, struck by'lightning during the storm." "What storm?" asked Aaron. "The storm that whipped up after they all fell into their sacks for some heavy snoring." "When they wake up they'll climb into the limo and get the hell out of there," offered Devereaux. "Rack and pinion steering will have been broken as a result of the rough country terrain." "They'll think they've been kidnapped and take appropriate measures, physical measures!" said Pinkus. "There's some chance of that but not much. D-One will explain to them that you, Commander, in your wisdom, thought it might be wiser if the group slept off tonight's festivities at your vacation home rather than risking any embarrassment at the hotel." "What about the hotel, Mac?" said Sam anxiously. "Brokeinichael and his crowd will be checking in with the unit for progress reports, if nothing else."

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"Little Joseph's covering the phones in the middle suite as we speak." "What the hell's he going to say?" persisted Devereaux. ""Hi, I'm the Suicidal Seventh and the rest of the boys are bombed out of their skulls at Joe's Bar'?" "No, Sam, he's going to make it clear that he's been hired only to take messages and that his temporary employers were called out on business. Nothing more. "You seem to,have thought everything through," conceded Aaron, nodding. "Quite remarkable." "Second nature, Commander. These kinds of counterinsurgency tactics are kindergarten stuff." "Oh, no, Mac, you forgot something." Devereaux smiled a lawyer's smile of sardonic triumph. "These days all the limousines have telephones." "Good thinking, son, but Desi the First thought of that a couple of hours ago-@' "Don't tell me he's going to snap off the antenna. That would be a little obvious, wouldn't it?" "No need to. Hooksett, New Hampshire's out of the cellular range; the tower up there isn't completed. Desi-T1wo found out the hard way; he told us he had to drive twenty minutes down the highway to make contact with D-One in Boston the night before last- to tell him exactly where the lodge was." "Any other objections, CounselorT, asked Redwing. "Something terrible is going-to happen," squeaked Sam in a strained, piping voice. "It always does when he thinks things through!"

The Rockwell jet soared over the Appalachian mountains preparing for its descent into the Fort Benning area, specifically a private airfield twelve miles north of the army base. The single passenger on board was the Hawk, once again dressed in his nondescript gray suit, wearing his steel-rimmed glasses, and with his gray, bristled brush-cut hair covered by his dull red wig now trimmed to perfec- tion by Erin Lafferty. The former general had been on the telephone in Swampscott from roughly four o'clock in the morning until five- thirty making his arrangements. The

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first call he placed was to Heseltine Brokemichael, who was only ecstatic in any attempt whatsoever to "screw the bejesus" out of his loathsome cousin, Ethelred. Seventeen calls later, all placed and received on the beach house lines, paved the Way for a certain magazine writer whose current research involved post-Soviet breakup military adjustment to be admitted onto the base. At 0800 Brigadier General Ethelred Brokemichael, whose cover was Base Public Relations, had been alerted by Pentagon Public Relations to expect this very influential journalist and to act as-his escort throughout the army complex. For Brokey the Deuce it was a relatively routine assignment that made good use of his minor theatrical talents, which, naturally, he did not consider minor at all. At ten hundred hours, Ethelred Brokernichael hung up his office phone, having instructed his WAC aide to show in the writer. The brigadier was fully prepared to repeat a PR performance he had done so successfully for a number of years. What he was not prepared for was the sight of the large, somewhat stooped, bespectacled, red-haired elderly man, who walked shyly through his office door, profusely thanking the female sergeant who held it open for him. There was something vaguely familiar,about the man, an aura, perhaps, that belied the image of solicitous courtesy; there was even an abstract sound of distant thunder-heard only by Brokey the Deuce, but it was distinctly there. What was it about this oddball character who might have walked right out of the movie Great Expectations, a large, awkward, downtrodden accounts clerk trying to assuage the old lady ... or was he mixing therole up with that tall fellow on stage in Nicholas Nickleby? "It's very kind of you to spare your valuable time for my modest research, Generale" said the journalist in a quiet if somewhat hoarse voice. "It's my job," said Brokemichael, flashing a sudden grin he felt would do justice to Kirk Douglas. "We are the armed servants of the people and want them to fully understand our contributions to the defense of our country and the peace of the world.... Please, sit down." "That's a wonderful and moving statement." The redheaded writer sat down in front of the desk, pulled.out a

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notepad and a ballpoint pen and proceeded to scribble a few words. "Do you mind if I quote you? I'll ascribe it to an 'authoritative source' if you prefer." "Certainly not-I mean, you may certainly ascribe it to me." 77zis was the very influential journalist who had Pentagon PR running around in circles to accommodate him. Why? This aging, gravel- voiced oddball was a certified civilian in awe of a uniform. The morning would be a snap. "We in the army don't hide behind secondary, unnamed sources, Mr... Mr.-" "Harrison, General. Lex Harrison." "Rex Harrison ... ?" "No, Alexander Harrison. My parents nicknamed me Tex' many years ago, and my by-lines have always been under that name." "Oh, yes, of course-it's just kind of a jolt, if you know what I mean ... I mean, Rex Harrison." "Yes, Mr. Harrison used to get quite a kick out of the similarity. He once asked me if we could change placeshe'd write an article and I'd go- on for him as Henry Higgins. An untimely death; he was a lovely man." "You knew Rex Harrison?" "Through mutual friends--2' "Mutual ftiends?" "New York and L.A. are actually small towns if you're a writer or an actor ... but my publishers aren't interested in me and my Polo Lounge drinking companions, General." "Polo Lounge ... T' "It's a watering hole favored by the rich and famous and everyone else in L.A. who wants to be.... Now back to my publishers, they're interested in the military and how it's reacting to the economies being imposed. May we start the interview?" "Sure, yes ... of course. I'll tell you anything you like, it's just that I've always had a tremendous interest in the theater and movies ... and even television." "My writing and performing friends would put television first, General. It's what they call 'survival money.' You Ca n't make a living on the stage, and films are too few and far between."

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"Yes, I've heard that from-well, never mind-but this is real inside stuff from someone who really knows!" "I haven't betrayed any secrets, take my word for it," said the journalist. "Even Greg, Mitch, and Michael admit it." "Oh, my God ... naturally!" No wonder Pentagon PR considered, this old hoarse-voiced reporter very influential. He had obviously been around for years, and hobnobbed with famous people whom the Pentagon were always trying to cultivate for their TV commercials. Christ! Rex Harrison, Greg, Mitch, and Michael-he knew everybody! "I frequently fly to ... L.A.... Mr. Harrison. Perhaps we might get together sometime ... at the Polo Lounge." "Why not? I'm out there half the time, the other half in New York, but to tell you the truth, the action's on the Coast. When you're out there, just go to the Po-Lounge and tell Gus the bartender that you're looking for me. I always check in with him whether I'm staying at the Beverly Hills or not. That's how people know I'm in town-like Paul ... Newman, that is, and Joanne, and the Pecks, Mitchum, Caine, and even a few newcomers like the Toms-Selleck and Cruise-and Meryl and Brucethe good people." "The good people ... T' "Well, you know, the real ones, the guys and girls I get along with-" "I'd love to meet them!" interrupted Brokernichael, his eyes two large white saucers with flashing brown cup rings. "I can arrange my schedule any time!" "Hey, whoa, General, whoa," said the old reporter huskily. "These people are pros in the business. They've been around the block, and don't necessarily like side streets to amateurville." "What do you mean?" "Well, an interest in the movies or television or whatever isn't exactly being a member of the fraternity, if you see what I mean. Hell, everybody wants to meet these faces-sometimes they call themselves 'faces,' as though it's an insult to, themselves-but underneath they're real people who know what goes with the territory, but put limits on the1and grabs."

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"What does that mean?" "In short words, you're not a pro, General, you're a fan-and that they can get on any street comer, more than they can handle. Pros don't socialize with fans, they tolerate 'em.... May we get back to the interview, please?" "Well, yes, of course," cried the frustrated Brokemichael, "but I think-I know damned well-that you're underestimating my commitment to the performing arts!" "Oh, was your mother an actress in a community theater, or did your father act in a high school play?" "Neither one, although my mother always wanted to be an actress but her parents told her it would send her to hell, so she mimicked a lot.... My father was a colonelgoddamn, I've outranked that son of a bitch! ... But I've got the theatrical bloodline from my mo really love the theater and good films and TV--especially the old movies. I feel electricity when I watch a show that moves me, really moves me. I cry, I laugh, I'm every one of those characters on the stage or on the screen. It's my alter life!" "I'm afraid that's a fantasizing amateur's reactions" said the gruff-voiced journalist, returning to his notebook. "Oh, you think so?" protested Brokemichael, his own voice strained, cracked with emotion. "Then let me tell you something--- can we go off the record, no pen, no notebook--everything confidential?" "Why not? I'm only here to get the overall military piCtUre--2'

"Be quiet!" whispered Brokey the Deuce, rising behind his desk, then crouching, slithering toward the door, listening as if playing a role in Bertolt Brecht's Threepenny Opera. "I command the most elite acting repertory company in the annals of military history! I've trained them, guided them, brought them to the zenith of their talents, so that now they're considered a world-class, antiterrorist unit that succeeds where everyone else fails! I ask you, is that amateurville?" "Now, General, they're soldiers, trained for that sort of thing--2' "No, they're not!" exploded Brokemichael, his whisper growing into aPear-hiss. "They're actors, real professional

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actors! When they enlisted as a group, I saw the opportunities right away. Who better to infiltrate and pull the plugs behind enemy lines than men trained to impersonate other people? And what better than, a unit of actors familiar with one another's work, a repertory company capable of playing off one another to give the illusion of spontaneity, of naturalism-reality? ... clandestine operations, Mr. Harrison. They were born to it and I made it possible!" The journalist's reaction was that of a curmudgeon grudgingly acknowledging a vali ' d point where he had thought none existed. "Well, I'll be damned ... ! That's one hell of a concept, General-I might even go so far as to say it's brilliant." "Not exactly amateurville, is it? These days everyone wants their services. Even now, at this moment, they're on assignment for one of the most powerful men in the country-" "Oh?" The man called Harrison frowned questioningly, a slight cynical smile shaping his lips. "Then they're not on the premises, so I can't meet them ... and we are off the record so I can't write about them?" "My God, way off the record, not a word!" "Then, frankly, General, sWaking as a reporter, I have only one source-you. No editor alive would accept a single source, and my friends in the Polo Lounge would laugh through their oat bran eggs Benedict, saying it would make a hell of a screenplay if it were true- which it would if it was."

411t is!91 "Who says besides you?" "Well, I ... I can't!" "Too bad. If there was a shred of truth to the concept, you could probably sell an outline for a few hundred thousand. And with what they call a 'screen treatment'-that's a half-assed summary like we all used to do in high school book reports-for maybe a half a million. You'd be the toast of Tinseltown." "Oh, my God, it is true! Believe me!" "I may believe you, but my confidence wouldn't be worth a Pellegrino and lime in the Po-Lounge. For this

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kind of thing to fly, you need credibility.. i Now, General, I really think we should return to the interview." "No! I'm too close to my dreams.... Paul and Joanne, Greg and Mitch and Michael-all the good people!" "That they are-" "You must believe me!" "How can IT' growled the old journalist. "I can't even write down a word-we're off the record." "Well, try this," cried Brokey the Deuce, his eyes on fire as the sweat rolled down his face. "Within the next twenty-four hours, my antiterrorist repertory company of actors will capture one of the most dangerous enemies our country has ever known." "That's a hell of a statement, General. Anything to back it up with that I can document?" I "Is there anything between off-the-record and on-therecord?" "Well, I suppose there's confidential postoccurrence disclosure- that's to say nothing may be printed until the event takes place, and-even then, only 'on background.' "What's that?" "No specific names are used or revealed as sources." "I'll take it!" "You'll get it," muttered the journalist. "I beg your pardon?" "Nothing. Go ahead, General." "They're-in-Boston-Massachusetts," said Brokemichael quickly in a monotone, his lips barely moving. "That's nice." "Have you been reading the newspapers or watching television?" the general asked, again quickly, secretively. "Off and on, you can't escape either one." "Did you read or hear about the Nobel committee that flew into Boston on the Vice-President's plane?" "Yes, I think I did," replied the journalist, scowling in thought. "Something about an address at Harvard and announcing some award or other for a general ... the Soldier of the Decade, or something like that. I saw it on the television news." "Preet-tee impressive, wouldn't you say?" said Brokey the Deuce, the question delivered in sing-song.

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"Well, any committee representing the Nobel Foundation wouldn't be too tacky," "You agree then that they were a distinguished group of scholars and military historians, right?" "Certainly. The Nobel boys don't mess around with bums, they don't have to. So what's all this got to do with your ... your repertory company of antitefforists?" "It's them!" "What's them?" "That Nobel committee! @ They're my men, my actors "General, on this point I'll stay strictly off the record, but have you been dabbling in the sauce this morning? ... Hey, look, I'm no young goober with newsprint stars in my eyes-like my friends at the Po-Lounge, I've been around the block, too, sometimes with a fifth in my pocket-2' "I'm telling you the truth!" Broken-tichael fulminated, his harsh sotto voce so intense the veins in his throat turned purple. "And I never have a drop of alcohol before the Officers' Club opens at noon. That 'Nobel committee' is actually my clandestine unit, my actors!" "Perhaps we should reschedule this interview---2' "I'll prove it to you!" The leader of Suicidal Six raced to a file cabinet, slapped open a drawer, and yanked out a number of manila folders. He ran back to his desk and threw them indiscriminately across the top, opening several and scattering dozens of photographs helter-skelter. "Mere they are! We keep records of their various disguises so as not to duplicate them on succeeding operations in case of past photo surveillance.... Here, here! These are the last pictures-the hair, a few short beards, the glasses, and even the eyebrows. These are the men you saw on television in the press conference at Logan Airport in Boston! Look, look!" "I'll be damned," said the journalist, now standing and' studying the eight-by-ten glossy photographs. "I believe you're right." "I am right! These are the Suicidal Six, my creation!" "But why are they in Boston?" "It's top secret, max-classified to the zenith." "Wol, General, I hate to tell you, but all you've,shown

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me is disconnected visual possibilities. They're meaningless without an explanation. Remember, we're on 'postoccurrence disclosure,' so it's okay, you can tell me." "My'name won't be mentioned-except perhaps to your 'Po- Lounge' friends, who I'd kill to meet?" "My word as a journalists" agreed the man who called himself Harrison. "Well, that general you mentioned-that disgraced former general- is a traitor to our country. I won't go into all the details, but if he carries out his plan, this nation stands to lose its first- and second- strike capabilities." "He's that-Soldier of the whatever?" interrupted Harrison. " 'Soldier of the Century,' but it's all a hoax, a scam to pull him in and take him! And my men, my actors are doing that right now!" "I'm genuinely sorry to hear that, General, genuinely sorry- 11

"Why? He's demented." "He's what?" "He's a screwball, a mental case--2' "Then why is he so goddamned important?" "Because he and a criminal lawyer from Harvard, accent on criminal-who I know something about-have worked up some big fraud case against our perfect government that could cost us- especially the Pentagon-more millions than we could con- from Congress in a hundred years!" "What case?" "I don't have the particulars, only the essence, and let me tell you' it's a Rocky Horror Picture Show-did you ever see that movie?" "Sorry," growled the journalist, his blatant hostility apparent, but apparently not to Brokey the Deuce. "Who is this general?" asked the man called Harrison, choking out the question. "A crazy son of a bitch named Hawkins, a real troublemaker, always has been." "I remember that name. Didn't he win the Congressional twice?" "He's also a maniac. Eighty percent of the Congressionals

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get it after they're dead. How come he wasn't killedmaybe there's a story there?" "Auuaagh!" coughed the joumalist, the fire now in his eyes. "How come Air Forre Two carried these imposters to Boston?" he asked, resuming a semblance of control. "Window dressing for the press conference. You can't ignore that aircraft." "You can't rent it from a Hertz counter, either. That plane's an untouchable." "Not for some people--2' "Oh, yes, you mentioned a big shot . . . 'one of the most powerful men in the country,' I think you said." "Very high rank, damn near the highest. Maxclassified." "Now that sort of confidential information would really impress my friends in Hollywood. They'd probably fly you out to the Coast for a couple of conferences-all very hush-hush, of course." "Conferences?" "They look ahead, General, way down the road, they have to. A picture starts with a high concept; the development,takes a couple of years. Good Lord, every major star in the industry would be at your feet-you'd have to meet lern all for precasting purposes." "Meet them ... all?" "Sure, but I guess it's out of the question since you can't tell me- on a confidential postoccurrence basis-who the big shot is. Later, any damn fool can reveal the name, and probably will; the time to strike for you is now. After the fact you won't be anything special.... Oh, well, win some, lose some. Let's get on with the interview, Gen- eral. The cuts in defense spending directly affect the manpower situation, which has to in turn affect troop morale--2' "Wait a minute!" An apoplectic Brokey the Deuce paced back and forth, looking down at the photographs of his magnificent creation/obsession. "As you say, when the story breaks-and it has to some day-I won't be anyone special, and any damn fool can take credit for what I've done. God, they. will, too! They'll make a movie and I won't be any part of it. I'll have to pay probably fifty dol- 388 ROBERT LUDLUM

Jars just to sit in a theater and watch what theyve done to my masterpiece. Oh, Christ, it's terrible!" "Mat's life, as Old Blue Eyes sings in that song," said the journalist, -his pen poised above his notepad. "For a fact, though, Francis Albert is looking for a good character role--he might even play you." "Francis Albert ... T' "I mean Frank, naturally, Sinatra, of course." "No!" roared the brigadier general. "I did all this and did it my way!" "What was that?" "All right, I'll tell you," said the perspiring Brokernichael. "Later on, down the road, he'll probably thank me, maybe find me another star, and even if he doesn't he can damn well pay fifty dollars himself and watch that movie, my movie." "I can't follow you, General." "The Secretary of State!" whispered Brokey the Deuce. "He@ the one my Suicidal Six are on the Boston mission for. He arrived here yesterday incognito, nobody on the base knew who he was, his ID a processed fake!" - "Bingo!" shouted the Hawk, leaping up from the chair to his full height and ripping the dull red wig off his head. "Gotcha, Deucey!" he continued yelling as he tore apart his collar and tie while yanking the steel@rimmed glasses away from his face. "How are ya, old buddy, you miserable son of a bitch?" Ethelred Brokernichael was beyond speech; in a word, he was paralyzed. A series of deep-throated grunts combined with high- pitched nasal wheezes emerged from his gaping mouth in the'lower middle of his contorted face. "Ahhhh ... ahhhh!" "Is that any way to greet an old buddy, even if he is a mental case and a misfit who probably shouldn't have been given his Congressionals?" "Aiya ... aiya!" "Oh, I forgot, he's also a traitor and a troublemaker, and maybe there's a story behind those medals like directing his own fire on himself, that might do it." "Nyahh ... nyahh!" "You mean you don't think that'd work, you pissantT'

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"Mac, stop it!" cried Brokey the Deuce, recovering sufficiently to protest. "You don't know what I've been going through,. . . a divorce-the bitch is bleeding me dry-and fighting Washington for funds, and keeping my unit happy-Jesus, I have to arrange captive audiences for their goddamned staged readings when the recruits don't understand a word and smoke funny cigarettes to get through the ordeals.... Have mercy, Mac, I'm just trying to survive! What would you have done, tell the Secretary of State to shove it?" "I probably would have." "Yeah, well, you never had to pay a dime in alimony." "Of course not. I taught my fillies how to take care of themselves, and by God, they did. If I'm short, any one of lem will ante up." "I'll never understand, never." "It's simple. I cared for each and every one and helped them to be better than they were. You didn't care and you didn't help." "Well, damn it, Mac, that wall-eyed Pease made a hell of a case against you! And when he told me that lousy punk lawyer Devereaux was involved, I went bananas-dedicated bananas." "That's kind of a shame, Deucey, because that 'punk' Devereaux is the reason I'm here ... to help you get your ass out of the biggest sling it could land in." ,"at?" "It's time for @ou to have a little mercy, General. Sam Devereaux now knows he overstated his charges against you and wants to make up for his younger indiscretions. Do you think I'd risk coming down here and walk right into the enemy's camp if he hadn't insisted?" "What the hell are you talking about?" "You're being set up, Brokey. Sam found out and literally ordered me to fly down and warn you." "What? How?" "There's this minor lawsuit against the governmentsomeone's always suing the government-but this one is a major embarrassment to WarTen Pease, and he's a very image-conscious. politician. He wants it eliminated, so he enlists you and your team to do his dirty work, convincing

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you it's a big national crisis, and the minute you've done it, he doesn't know you! The lawsuit's thrown out of court ,cause the plaintiffs aren't there, somebody's bound to protest, and the elimination trail leads right to your Suicidal Six--and you. A general officer who only barely survived serious charges in the Golden Triangle. You're dead meat, Brokey." "Holy shit! Maybe I ought to call them back." "If I were you, I'd also insert an official memorandum in your files-dated yesterday-that upon reconsideration you withdrew your troops, because you believed the mission was beyond military constitutional authority. If there's a congressional investigation, hang Pease, not yourself." "Goddamn, I will! ... Mac, how did you know so much about L.A.- the Coast, and the Polo Lounge, and all'those other things you talked about?" "You forget, old buddy, they rn@de a movie about me. I was the consultant for ten crazy weeks out there, courtesy of the Pentagon pricky-shits who thought it would do wonders for recruitment quotas." "They took a nose dive, everyone knows that. It was the worse damn flick 1, ever saw and I'm something of an expert. I mean, it was really terrible, and even though I hated your guts, I bled for you." "I hated it, too, but there were compensations only that place can provide.... Call your troops back, Deucey. You're being led down the fall-guy path." "I will, I will. I just have to find a way." "Pick up the phone and give the order, that's all you have to do." "It's not as easy as that. Christ, I'm countermanding the Secretary of State! Maybe I'll just get sick--2' "You waffling, Deucey?" "For God's sake, I've got to think!" "Then while you're at it, think about this." The Hawk unbuttoned his jacket and spread it open, revealing a tape recorder strapped to his chest. "A colonel I recently fieldcommissioned su ested I be 'wired,' that's what he called , 99 it. Every word said in this room is recorded." "You're scum, Mac!"

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"Come on, General, we're just a couple of old-timers, and I've got to survive, too.... What's that phrase? 'If the devil don't get you, the big deep will'T' "Never heard it before." "Neither have I, but it kinda fits, doesn't it?"

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Vincent Mangecavallo walked across the white marble floor of the condominium in Miami Beach on his way to the apartment's gym room. Once again he winced at the pink furniture that was everywhere-chairs, sofas, lamps, throw rugs, and even a living room chandelier made up of several hundred descending pink shells that looked as if it was going to crash down on somebody's head any minute. Vinnie was no decorator, but the endless combination of pink and white did nothing for him except to suggest that the big famous decorator his cousin Ruggio had hired was also very big on ballet. "It ain't pink, Vin," Ruge had said the day before yesterday over the telephone. "It's peach, only you call it

p&he." 6'Why?"

" 'Cause pink is low price, peach higher, and piche goes through the fuckin' roof Me, I can't tell the difference, and to be frank, I don't think Rose can either, but it makes her happy, y'know what I mean?" "T'he way you live, Cugino, you should always make your wife happy. However, regardless, I appreciate your letting me use the place."

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"As long as you like, Vin. We can't get down there for at least a month, by which time you'll be back among the living. We got pressing business with the El Paso familybut, hey, look at the gym I built, steam bath and all." "At the moment, that's where I'm heading when I get off the phone-I'm even wearing a pink towel-type bathrobe, kinda short." "That's for the girl , I got blue ones in the gym." "What's with the El Paso boys, Ruge?" Vincent had asked. "They want the whole fuckin' leather saddle market, which takes into account not only the fake dude ranches in New York and PA, but all the fancy fox hunt clubs in west Jersey and New England." "Well, with respect, Ruge, horses are like, Western, y'know? And saddles maybe should be like cowboys, hub? Western, right?" "That's bullshit, Vin. Most of that saddle stuff is made in Brooklyn and the Bronx. You give those paisan yippeeyie-yo@yos an inch, first thing you know they'll be into the tracks, and that we can't tolerate." "I see your point. I wouldn't on the breath of my dead mother interfere with you." "Your mama's not dead, Vinnie. She's in Lauderdale." "It's only an expression, Cousin." "Hey, Vin, guess what? Tomorrow I'm going to your memorial service! Ain't that somethin'T' "You gonna speak on my behalf?" "Hell, no, I'm lowlife. But the cardinal's gonna say a few words. Hey, a cardinal, Vinnie!" "I don't know him." "Your mama called and cried a lot and made an impact on the collection plate. He'll speak." "She'll make a bigger impact when I'm resurrected.... Thanks again for the pad, Cugino." Mangecavallo paused beneath the pink-shelled chandelier, reflecting on the telephone conversation he had had with Ruggio two days ago. As then, he was on his way to the small elaborate gym, where he intended to studiously avoid the brand-new Nautilus equipment, as if by touching it a person could catch the clap. The sudden memory of

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that phone conversation, brought on by the faggy Easter egg decor, reminded Vincent that it was time to make another call. It was not a call he was overjoyed to make, but it was necessary, and perhaps the information he might be given would make him the happiest man this side of an honest amateur who broke a bank in Vegas. But there was a catch. The news of his being alive and well and pulling strings was restricted to a very few people, namely the scumball Wall Streeters on Meat's agenda who would have mouths sealed in cement or later face the rest of their lives in various slarnmers without the money they figured to 'make, and his cousin Ruggio. Ruge was also a necessity, as Vincent needed a private residence where he could stay securely out of sight until the time came for SmythingtonFontini to pick him up and fly him to the point of his miraculou's "rescue" in the Dry Tortugas. However, Abul Khaki was not on that exclusive list, nor should he have been, but he, too, was now a necessity. In the world of international finance, Abul was every bit as devious as Ivan Salamander; what made him more dangerous, or successful, depending on one's point of view, was the fast that he was not a, citizen of the United States and had more offshore holding companies, like in the Bahamas and the Caymans, than anyone since the more successful pirates buried a couple of thousand trunks in the Caribbean. Also, as Khaki was an Arab from one of those sheikdoms that Washington was always trying to reach on the sly, he had certain built-in protections that came when the government concluded back-channel negotiations with Politically unpopular people. People who, for instance, could broker a few thousand missiles and a King James Bible for three convicts and a prostitute from Damascus. Abul Khaki had a walking case of immunity. When Mangecavallo learned of Abul's unadvertised credentials, he entered into a liaison with the Arab that was beneficial to both men. Khaki had numerous shipping interests and tankers pulling into waterfronts everywhere, sometimes carrying more than 011, and after a few embarrassing local busts,, Vinnie let Abul know that he and his friends had considerable influence down at the docks ...

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"from New York to New Orleans and points in betweenthey're locked up, Mr. Cocky." "That's Khaki, Mr. Mangecuvulo." "That's Mangecavallo." "I'm sure we'll get to know each other's name." They did, and, as is said, one thing led to another, including certain financial services rendered by Abul to his friend Vincent. And at the firm suggestion of the dons in the tri-state area and Palermo that Mangecavallo go after the directorship of the CIA, Vinnie went to Khaki. "I gotta problem, Abul. The dons think big and that's good, but they're not much for details and that's bad." "The problem, please, my dear friend who has the eyes and the speed of the desert falcon-although, in truth, I've never been to the desert. Extremely hot, I'm told." "That's the problem, pal. The heat.... I've got a lot of bread buried in accounts all over the country under different names. Once I've got that job in Washington, and I'll get it, there's no way I can fly around some thirty-eight states picking up my cash, a great deal of which I'd prefer to keep private." "An absolute, I should think." "Definitely-" "Do you have your bank account books?" "All four thousand two hundred and twelve." Vinnie had permitted himself an indictable grin. "Ahh, the gaze of the camel holds more than'can be gathered by the rumblings of its several stomachs." "Something like that, I guess." "Do you trust me, Vincent?" "Surt, I've got to-just like you've got to trust me, capisce?" "With certainty. The tail of the Bedouin's dog wags in the triumph of its survival.... Have you ever met a Bedouin? No matter, but let me tell you, they smell to high heaven in the marketplace." "Me bank accounts? The books?" "Sign several dozen for closure and collection and bring all of them to me. I have on my payroll an artist, a man of extraordinary talent, who can duplicate the signatures of living or dead, and has done so many times for anyone,

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considerable profit. I shall handle your portfolio myself, Vincent, a blind trust, as it were, under the aegis of one of the most respectable law firms in Manhattan." "All of it?" "Don't be ridiculous. Only an amount commensurate with the estate of a rather successful importer. The remainder you'll really make money with, and I can assure you there'll be no paper trail." Abul Khaki became Mangecavallo's: unofficial personal manager, with roughly four million in the market and seven times that amount in offshore holding companies. However, it was neither the serviceable friendship nor the service rendered that compelled Vincent to reach Abul. Quite simply, it was'because Khaki had a greater in-depth knowledge of the global stock exchanges than any other person Mangecavallo knew, most of it garnered through illegal avenues, the rest through financial acumen. And of all men, Abul Khaki would keep his mouth shut. It was a given-his own survival eternally depended upon it, forget the, Bedouin's dog. "I can't believe this!" shrieked the Arab after Vincent had used one of the code names to get through to him-at the moment in Monte Carlo. "Believe it, Abul, I'll fill you in later-" "You don't understand. I wired ten thousand dollars' worth of floral wreaths,for your memorial service yesterday and signed it on behalf of myself and the Israeli goveniment through my offices in New York!" "Why did you do thatT' "Well, I've made a shekel or two with t4e Likud, and coupling my name with theirs might lead to further arrangements." "It can't hurt," said Vincent. "I always got along with the Mossad." "I would expect so ... but you've come back from the dead! I'm beside myself with shock, my entire body trembling-I'll lose every hand to the boot in baccarat, costing me hundreds of thousands!" "Don't play.,, "With three Greeks at the table with whom I do business? Are you mad? ... What are you doing, Vincent?

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What is happening? The swirling sands of the desert are blinding my universe!" "You've never been to the desert, Abul." "I've seen photographs-appalling, just as your voice is appalling to me as you speak now, from where I know not, but I must assume it isn't ethereal." "I told you, I'll explain later ... after I'm rescued." "Rescued ... ? Thank you, dear Vincent, but I don't care to hear another word. In fact, I insist upon it." "Then pretend it's not me, just an interested investor. How's the market doing in the States?" "How is it doing? It's gone quietly insane. So much subterfuge, so many secret negotiations-mergers, buyouts, controlling interests; it's started all over again! It's madness!" "What do the oracles say?" "They're not talking, even to me. Compared to the market, Alice's looking-glass world is a place of incontestable logic. Nothing makes sense-again even to me." "What about the defense-oriented companiesT' "As you ' Italianos say, they're pazzo! When they should be drying up, anticipating equipment conversions everywhere, they're reaching all-time highs. Moscow called me, both furious and frightened, asking me what I thought, and I had no answers. And my contacts in the White House tell me the President's been on dozens of conference calls with everyone in the Kremlin, assuring them all that it must be the opening Eastern markets and the conversions because the Pentagon budget continues to be drastically cut.... I tell you, Vincent, everything is pazzo!" "No, it's not, Abul. It's perfect.... I'll be in touch, I gotta take a steam."

Warren Pease, Secretary of State, was beside himself, in the outer extremes of anxiety. His left eye was at the moment uncontrollable, racing back and forth like a laser blip trying to center in on an elusive target. "What do you mean you can't find General Ethelred Brokemichael?" he shouted into the telephone. "He's under.my orders-strike that-he's under the orders of the President of -the United

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States, who expects him to report to this max-classified phone number, which I have now given you at least a dozen times! How long do you expect the President of the United States to wait for a lousy brigadier general, huh?" "We're doing the best we can, sir," said the frightened, exhausted voice from Fort Benning. "We can't produce what isn't here." "Have you sent out search teams?" "To every movie'theater and restaurant from Cuthbert to Columbus to Hot Springs. We've checked his logs, his outgoing calls-" "Anything there?" "Nothing productive, but certainly unusual. General Brokernichael placed twenty-seven calls to a hotel in Boston over a two-and-a-half-hour period. Naturally we reached the hotel and asked whether the general had left any messages---2' "Jesus, you didn't say who you were, did you?" "Only that it was official government business, nothing specific." "And?" "Tbey just laughed at the name--on four separate occasions. We were assured he wasn't there and that they'd never heard of him-if such a person with that name existed." "Keep looking!" Pease slammed the phone down on ' his console, got up from his desk, and began pacing angrily about hi$ office in the State Department. What had that damn fool Brokemichael done, where had he gone? How dare he vanish into the military-intelligence woodwork, where there were more cracks and knotholes than in the whole Sequoia National Park! What was be thinking of that permitted him to cut himself off from the Secretary of State? ... Maybe he died, thought Pease.... No, that wouldn't help and might only complicate matters-still, if anything had gone wrong, there was nothing to link him to the eccentric general who had created the lethal machine that was the Suicidal Six. Warren had arrived at the army base with the proper papers, of course, but they were not in his name,. and besides, he had worn a short red toupee that covered his thinning hair. As far as the Fort Benning

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entry and departure logs were concerned, a nondescript lower level accountant from the Pentagon had dropped in to pay his respects to the general.... The red toupee, considered Pease, was really a stroke of genius, as even the political cartoonists made a point of his receding hairline. Where was that son of a bitch?" The telephone console interrupted his thoughts; he ran to it, seeing that three lines were lighted, then suddenly a fourth. He punched his secretary's blinking button and picked up the phone, hoping to hear the words "Fort Benning calling on the relay!" His hopes, however, were dashed when after nearly thirty agonizing seconds, the bitch coolly informed him, "You have three, now four, calls that I can only describe as being of a personal nature, Mr. Secretary, as none cares to describe his business and I don't recognize the names-such as they are." "What are they?" "Bricky, Froggie, Moose, and--2' "All right, all right," broke in'Warren, not only confused but furious. They were, to a man, his social associates-social and then some-from the Fawning Hill Country Club! They were never to call him at his office,. that was bible! But, of course, they were not calling; "Bricky," "Froggie," "Moose," and undoubtedly "Doozie" had placed the calls. What in God's name had happened now that caused them all to reach him? "I'll take them in sequence, Mother Tyrania," he said, slapping his head to still his stressed left eye. "I'm not Tyrania, Mr. Secretary. I'm her youngest daughter, Andromeda Trueheart." "Are you new?" "As- of yesterday, sir. The family felt that at the moment you needed extremely efficient service, and Mother's on vacation in Beirut." "Really?" Visions of garter belts filled what air space was left in Pease's imagination. "You're the youngest daughter ... T' "Your calls, sir." "Yes, yes, of course. I'll start with the first-'Bricky,' right?" "Right, Mr. Secretary. I'll tell the others to hold."

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"Bricky, what are you doing calling me here?" "You old fox, Peasie," said Bricky, the New England banker, oozing subterranean charm. "I'm going to make you the most honored alumnus at our class reunion." "I thought you said I couldn't go." "That's all changed, naturally. I had no idea what that incredible mind of yours was conjuring up. You're a credit to our class, old chum.... I won't keep you, I know you're busy, but if you ever need a loan, the amount no object, just pick up the phone. Talk soon and let's have lunch--on me, of course."

"Froggie, what the hell is going on? I just heard from Bricky-" "I'm sure I don't have to tell you, you Midas incarnate, old sport, and certainly not on: this phone," replied the blond-haired cynic from Fawning Hill. "We've all talked, and I want you to know that Daphne and I hope you and your dear wife will be our guests at the Debutantes' Cotillion in Fairfax next month. You'll be the guest of honor, of course." "I will?" "Naturally. Can't do enough for one of our own, can we?" "Ibat's very kind-" "Kind? The incredible kindness is yours, sport. You-'re simply mahvullous! Be in touch."

"Moose, will you please tell me-" "Goddamn, Pisser, you can play at my club anytime you like!" cried the president of Petrotoxic Amalgamated. "Forget what this dumb jackass said before,, it'd be a privilege to swing a six iron with you." "I really don't understand--2' "Sure@ in hell you do, and I sure in hell know why you can't talk. Just let me say, my old good buddy-frat tie, you're number one in my social register, never forget it.... Gotta go; just appointed myself chairman of the board, but if you want the job, it's yours."

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"Doozie, I've just spoken with Bricky, Froggie, and Moose, and 1 must say I'm bewildered." "I understand, old chummy-chum-chum. There are people in your office, right? Just say 'yes,' and I'll speak accordingly." "I say 'no,' andyou can say whatever you like!" "What about taps on'your phone?" "Absolutely prohibited. The office is 'swept' every morning, and lead shields are externally positioned to block electronic surveillance." "Good-o, chummy, you've really got a hold on things down there." "Actually, it's standard procedure.... Doozie, what the hell is going on?" "Are you testing me, Pisser?" The Secretary of State paused; since nothing else seemed to work, perhaps this was the way to go. "Maybe I am, Doozie. Maybe I want to make sure you all understand." - "Let's put it this way, Mr Secretary, old boy. You are the most creative thinker our crowd has put forth since we crushed the unions in the twenties. And you've done it through sheer imagination, not a shot fired against a rotten socialist or a left-wing congressman!" "I must press you, Doozie," said a stunned Warren Pease haltingly as the perspiration formed on his receding hairline. "How exactly have I done that?" "The UFOs!" exclaimed Doozie. "As that socially unacceptable Ivan Salamander put it-very confidentially, of course-we'll now have to arm the entire world! Brilliant, Pisser, absolutely brilliant!" "UFOs? What are you talking about?" "Top-drawer, chum, really top-drawer." "UFOs ... ? Oh, my God!"

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soning being that Mac had been picked up previously by someone's surveillance at Logan and it could happen again, so why chance the risk? Also, things were coming to a fast boil, and if an hour or two of driving could be saved, do it. Mac's next move was to diffuse the Suicidal Six, who, according to Desi the First, were in total disrepair, thanks to Desi the Second's culinary talents; the rest was up to the Hawk's persuasive powers. Paddy Lafferty, his chest bursting with pride and hero worship, picked up the general in the Pinkus limousine and, wonder of wonders, the great man himself chose once again to sit in front with Paddy. "Tell me, Gunny," said the Hawk as they sped north toward Hooksett, "what do you know about actors, I mean real ones?" "Outside of Sir Henry, not a hell of a lot, General." "Well, he's kinda special, I gather; he's got a track record. What about the ones who don't?" "From everything I've read in the papers and them magazines that Mrs. Pinkus leaves in the car, they're all waitin' to be discovered so they can get track records. Maybe that's not so bright, but it's what I figure." "It's very bright, Paddy. That's the answer." "To what, sir?" "To get certain people to change their minds without thinking too much." Eight minutes later the Hawk walked into the ski lodge. It was a bright summer's afternoon, and Desi-Two had just served a very late brunch; the results were all too apparent. The lethal members of Suicidal Six were as close to zombie-land as corpses were to coffins. They sat around the lounge staring into their own personal horizons as upright dead fish might on a New Bedford dock. The single exception was Sir Henry Irving Sutton, who had obviously been around that block several times before, and was as disgustingly alive as a cawing black crow intruding on a massive collective hangover. "Come, gentlemen!" cried, Sir Henry, gently slapping several faces and prodding rib cages as he walked around the room. "Our multidecorated general from the North African campaign has come to speak with us!"

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"Well said, Major," said the Hawk approvingly. "I won't take up much of your time, men, just enough to bring you up to date." "To date?" "What date?" "You got a date, Marlon?" "I don't know what he means." "Who is he?" "Give him a lollipop, baby." One by one, the wide eyes of six intrepid fish focused on Hawkins, who walked to the staircase, climbed two steps, and addressed the members of the antiterrorist unit. "Gentlemen," he began in his best stentorian tradition, "and you are gentlemen, as well as outstanding performers and soldiers, my name is Hawkins, MacKenzie Hawkins the retired general who you were sent out to find and t;@@ into custody." "My God, it is!" "He looks like the photographs--2' "Somebody move "Forget it." "My legs won't work, pilgrim." "Hold it, men!" exclaimed the Hawk. "Although I don't think that order's really necessary, from what I can see before me.... I've just returned from Benning, having conferred with my good friend and long-time comrade in arms, General Ethelred Brokemichael, your commander. He sends you his congratulations for another job well done, along with new and concise instructions.... This mission-is canceled, aborted, dropped into a shredder." "'Whoa, pilgrim!" said The Duke, rapping his knees to no effect. "Who says so?" "General Brokemichael." "Why doesn't he call us-us-us himself, himself, himself?" "You must be that Dusty fella." "I'm not, ya motha!" said Sly menacingly. "You stand there like a poor excuse for Rosencrantz at Elsinore, but why and how come and for what reason should we believe you, huh, huh? Why don't he call us his-self?"

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"He-we-tried repeatedly from Fort Benning. The phones aren't working here." "How come, baby?" The storm?" "What storm, dear boy? I recall no harsh winds or cracks of thunder across the moors." "Sir Larry ... T' "Don't give me or Stella no crap, we got 'nuff problems!" "Marlon ... ?" "The point, pilgrim, is why should we believe you? Injuns play them games all the time. The war drums stop and you figure you got a break, then the bloodthirsty savages attack. That's when you gotta go for the slaughter." "You should work on that, Duke. I met the real one when they did that movie about me, and y'know something, fie didn't have a hostile bone in his body." "You met The Duke ... T' "Just listen up!" roared the Hawk, startling the men of Suicidal Six with his harsh command-at least sufficiently so as to catch their undivided attention, such as it was. "General Brokemichael and I not only arrived at an honorable truce, but we reached a firm conclusion. In short words', men, we were both duped, by corrupt politicians who were using your unique abilities to-further their own ambitions. As you know, nothing is ever written down concerning your max-classified operations, your objectives delivered orally, and, in line with that policy, I have been authorized by my good buddy, Brokey the Deuce-that's an affectionate term, incidentally-to tell you that this mission is canceled, and along with that order, and in light of your superb record over the past five years, he's ar- ranged for all of you to be transferred to suites at the Waldorf- Astoria hotel in New York." "What's there?" asked Marlon without the slur. "Why?" said Dusty without repeating himself. "That's a pleasurable wrinkle," added Sir Larry. "It's really very simple," said the Hawk. "Your terms of enlistment are up in six months, and considering your extraordinary contributions to the military and the lessening of world tensions, General Brokernichael has arranged for

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all of you to interview the heads of several studios flying in from Hollywood. They're anxious to make your story into a motion picture." "What about me?" shouted a distraught Sir Henry. "I suspect you'll play General Brokemichael." "That's better." "Goldang, I'm speechless, pilgrims," said The Duke. "It's everything we've ever wanted," said Marion in perfect English. "Everything we've dreamed of!" "It's sensational ... "Stupendous ... !" "We'll play ourselves ... "And be together ... !" "Hooray for Holl-eee-wood ... Like a pride of wounded lions delivered from torrential floods in the African veldt, the men of Suicidal Six struggled to their feet and unsteadily lurched toward one another, forming a less than perfect circle. And like weaving, disjointed marionettes, they started to dance around that imperfect circle, bodies colliding amid great if painful laughter. In the lounge of the former ski lodge, they created a hora born of a tarantella with generous portions of a drunken miners' camp thrown in for good measure. Crescendos of triumph filled the room as Desi the First walked to the staircase and spoke to the Hawk. "Chu are really a great man, Heneral! Look how happy they are- chu make them feel so wunnerful!" "Yeah, well I'll tell you something, D-One," said MacKenzie, removing a mutilated cigar from his pocket. "I don't feel so wonderful myself. I feel about as big as a sewer rat and ten times dirtier." For the first time since their initial encounter in the men's room at Logan Airport, Desi the First looked disapprovingly at the Hawk. Long and hard.

Warren Pease flew down the stairs of his moderately elegant house in suburban Fairfax in his pajamas. He raced across the living room in the wash of the hallway light, misjudged the door to his study and crashed into the wall, recouped in panic and ran inside to his blinking telephone.

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He punched three buttons until he found the right one, fumbled for his desk lamp and, turning it on, fell into the chair screaming. "Where the hell have you been? It's four o'clock in the morning and no one's been able to find you all day and night! With every hour we're closer to catastrophe and you disappear. I demand an explanation!" It started with a tummy ache, sir." "What?" shrieked Pease. "Stomach trouble. Gas, Mr. Secretary." "I don't believe this! The country's facing disaster and you have gas?" "It's not something you can control--2' "Where were you? Where's that goddamned unit of yours? What's happening?" "Well, the answer to your first question is directly rerated to your second and third." "What did you say ... ?" "You see, my acidity--the gas-was brought on by my not being able to raise the unit in Boston, so I went undercover to find them." "Undercover where?" "Boston, of course. I hitched a ride on an air force reconn out of Macon and got there-around three o'clock this afternoon-actually yesterday afternoon. Naturally, I went immediately to the hotel-it's a very nice hotel---2' "I'm so happy to hear that. What then?" "Well ' I had to be very careful, of course, because we wouldn't want any official linkage, I think you'll agree." "With every destroyed nerve in my body!" roared the Secretary of State. "For God's sake, you didn't wear your uniform?" "Please, Mr. Secretary, I went undercover. I wore a civilian suit, and just in case I ran into any of our retired Pentagon-procurement personnel working in the area, I had a splendid idea. I went through my unit's paraphernalia and found a wig that fit nicely. A touch too red for my taste, but with gray streaks--2' "All right, all right!" broke in Pease. "What did you find?" "A strange little man in one of the suites-I knew the

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room numbers, naturally. I recognized his voice immediately, as I'd talked with him a number of times from Benning. He's a harmless old fellow the boys hired to take messages, which was very smart of them. He hasn't got much upstairs and that's a plus; he merely takes messages." "What did he say, for heaven's sake?" "He repeated what he said to me over the phone from my office more times than I can count. His temporary employers had been called away on business; he didn't know any more than that." "That's it? They've simply vanished?" "I have to assume they're zeroing in on the target, Mr. Secretary. As I explained, they have broad parameters where the missions are concerned, because so much depends on instantaneous reactions, which they're trained to invent." "Spook babble!" yelled Pease. "No, sir, it's called improvisation-'improv,' for short." "You're telling me you don't know what the hell is going on. There's no communication, for Christ?s sake!" "There are frequent occasions when the telephone equipment cannot be trusted, both civilian- and government-oriented." "Who made that up, the Pink Panther? Why didn't you return my calls?" "On the air force reconn which I took to Boston, Mr. Secretary? You want the airbomes to have your relay number in their computers?" "Hell, no!" "And when I reached Boston I had no way of knowing you'd called --- 2' "Didn't you check your office to see if that out-of-sight unit of yours had called you?" "We operate in black-drape deep cover. They have only two numbers: one to a line in my Benning office, which is in my bathroom but activates a light under my desk; and the other at my apartment, which is in my clothes closet and starts a tape of 'There's No Business Like Show Business.' Naturally, I have a remote for both answering machines, and there was nothing' on either."

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"I may just slit my wrists. All this high-tech crap means is that nobody can talk to anybody who's got a pulse." "Once removed, sir, is twice removed from exposure.... That's a line from the movie Thirty-two Rue Madeleine. Did you ever see it? Cagney and Abel, simply terrific." "I don't want to hear about any goddamned movies, soldier. I want to hear that your bunch of gorillas have captured Hawkins and taken him to the SAC base in Westover! That's all I want to hear, because if I don't hear that pretty goddamned soon, it could be the end for all of us! All it would take is two of those squirrelly justices on the Court sticking with those predictable left@ming radicals who won't die!" "All of us, Mr., Secretary, or just a few of us? Like a once- demoted general of the army and a very successful unit he created?" "What? ... You don't carry your brass to play games with me, soldier!" "Well, Mr. Secretary, if I may ask you, from a military point of view, why are you so concerned with Mac Hawkins's activities, whatever they are? The world's changing, becoming less hostile among the great powers, and as for the lesser ones we can get togetherand blow them out of ground, like we did with Iraq. Everywhere, on both sides, we're cutting back, our personnel and equipment reduced every day.... Why, even yesterday morning a famous journalist flew down to interview me in Benning; he's doing an article on the army's reaction to the economies imposed on the military in the post-Soviet era, the end of the cold war." V ... p ... post-cold war?" stuttered the Secretary of State, lurching forward over the desk, his perspiration now further aggravating his pivoting left eye. "Get with it, soldier! What about a far more dangerous threat, the greatest threat we can imagine?" "China, Libya, Israel?" "No, you idiot! The weird people-who knows how far they'll go?" "The what?" "The ... the ... UFOs!"

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Jennifer Redwing rushed out of the morning surf at the beach house in Swampscott. She tugged at the straps of her bathing suit, one of many found in the guest cabanas, and dashed across the sand to the terrace steps, where she had draped a towel over the rai ing. Vigorous sie (n her legs and arms, threw back her hair and massaged her scalp, only to open her eyes and find Sam Devereaux smiling down at her from a chair on the sun deck. "You're a hell of a swimmer," he said. "We learned it luring settlers into the rapids and watching them drown as we swam across," replied Jenny, laughing. . "You know, I can believe that." "You know, it's probably true." Redwing climbed the steps and walked out on the deck, wrapping the towel around her. "How nice" she added, looking at the round table of frosted Plexiilas. "A pot of coffee and three CUPS." "Mugs, actually. I can't drink coffee from cups." "That's funny, neither can I," said Jenny, sitting down. ,"I guess that's why I call them cups; it's interchangeable. I must have a dozen in my apartment, very few the same."

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"I must have two dozen, and only four are the same. Naturally, those are from Mother, and they're in some kind of green-colored crystal, and I never use them." "It's called Irish Glass, and it's terribly expensive and I've got two, and 1,never use them either." They both laughed and their eyes locked; it was a brief moment, yet not to be dismissed. "Good Lord," said Sam, "we've talked for almost a minute and neither of us has thrown a verbal blade. That calls for me to pour you a cup-a mug--of coffee." "Thanks. Just black, please." "That's helpful. I forgot the cream or milk or that white powder I avoid because it looks like you could end up in jafl for possessing it." "Who's the third cup-mug-for?" asked the Indian Aphrodite, accepting the coffee. I "Aaron. My mother's upstairs; she's fallen in love with Roman Z, who said he'd make her a Gypsy breakfast and bring it to her, and Cyrus won't admit it, but he's nursing a hangover in the kitchen." "Don't you think he should keep his eye on Roman?" "You don't know Mother." "I may know -her better than you, that's why I asked." Again their eyes met, and their laughter was louder ... Warmer. "You're a wicked Indian lady and I should take back your coffee." "The hell you will. Frankly, I think this is just about the best coffee I've ever had." "That's right, compound your statement. Roman Z made it. Of course, he combed the dunes and undoubtedly picked up slimy urchins from the ocean to mix in with the grounds, but if you start howling, I'll find a razor and shave off your beard." "Oh, Sam," coughed Jenny, replacing her mug on the table. "You can be amusing, even if you're one of the most aggravating men I've ever known.", "Aggravating? Me? Heaven forbid.... But does amusing mean in tepee terms we've got a truce?" "Why not? I was thinking last night before falling asleep, we have a couple of rugged mountains to climb, and we're not going to get over them sniping at each other.

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From here on the fire will be leveled at us, legally and ,probably otherwise, the otherwise doing nothing for my blood pressure." "Then why don't you let me 'run point,' as the Hawk would say? I won't cross you at the hearing." "I know you won't, but what makes you think you're more capable of handling the 'otherwise' than me? And if you say because you're a man, we're back to the sniping." "Well, sniping aside, I suppose that's a natural part of it, but it's minor. The larger part is that I know Mac Hawkins, know the way he reacts in tight situations. I can even anticipate him, and let me tell you, there's no one on earth I'd rather have on my side when the wickets get sticky than Mac." "What you're saying is you work well in tandem, as a tem." "I'm the lesser horse, but we have in the past. I've called him a devious son of a bitch more times than a computer could calculate, but when things,get nasty, really nasty, I thank the moon and the stars for his God-given deviousness. I can even sense when he's going to pull something out of that incredible military knapsack of his. I sense it and go with the flow,." "Then you'll have to teach me to do- the same, Sam." Devereaux paused, his gaze on the mug of coffee; he looked up at her. "Do you mind my saying that could be foolhardy----even an impediment?" "You mean I'd get in the way of the good ole boys?" "To be hard-nosed, you might." "Then we'll just have to risk my incompetence." "Sniper fire again?" "Oh, come on, Sam, I know what you're doing, and I appreciate it, even your latent heroics. Truthfully, it's tempting, because I'm not a fool, I don't see myself as a female commando, but these are my people. I can't just fade; they have to know I'm there-was there. For them to listen to me, they have to respect me, and like it or not they won't if I hide while someone else does the legal work, the tribe's legal work." "I see your point. I don't like it, but I see it." There was the sound of a door opening and closing, followed by foot- 412 ROBERT LUDLUM

steps in the living room. Moments later Aaron Pinkus emerged from the house, his frail body encased in white walking shorts and a blue short-sleeved shirt, his head covered by a yellow golfing cap. He blinked at the bright sunlight and walked to the table. "Morning, Benevolent Employer," said Devereaux. "Good morning, Sam, Jennifer," replied Aaron, sitting down as Redwing poured him coffee. "Thank you, my dear... I thought I heard voices out here, but as they were neither loud nor brimming with invective, I had no idea it was you two." "We negotiated a truce," said Devereaux. "I lost." "So far, things are looking up," offered the venerated attorney, nodding and sipping from his mug. "My, this is excellent coffee!" "Brewed with jellyfish and filthy seaweed." "What?" "Pay, no attention, Mr. Pinkus. Roman Z made it and Sam's jealous." "Why, because of Roman and my mother? Hey, I'm not that sort." "Roman Z and Eleanor?" Aaron's eyes widened beneath the visor of the yellow golfing cap. "Perhaps I should go back inside and come out again. Things are a bit disjointed." "Never mind, it's silly small talk." "I don't know about small talk, my dear, but it's silly in the extreme.... It comes close to being as silly as the mental gymnastics our friend General Hawkins is going through. I just got off the phone with him." "What's happening?" asked Devereaux quickly. "How are things at the lodge?" "Apparently the ski lodge, or at least the problem contained therein, is moving its 'bivouac' to three suites at the Waldorf-Astoria in New -York." "Huh? "I was no more specific than you, Sam." "It means he's eliminated the problem," said Jennifer brightly. "And assumed several new ones, I gather," added Pinkus, looking at Devereaux. "He asked that you set up

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a line of credit at the Waldorf to the amount of one hundred thousand dollars and not to worry. Since it's his dilemma, he'll transfer funds from Bern to Geneva-which I care to know nothing about.... Can you do that, can he? Never mind, nothing!" "Actually, it's a simple computer transfer, a bank draft to be drawn against by the assigned creditor-" "I know how it's done, that wasn't the question! ... Never mind, nothing!" "Mat's one problem," said Redwing. "What are the others?" "I'm not entirely sure. He asked me if I knew any motion picture producers." "What for?" "I have no idea. When I told him I once knew a young man at temple-actually, he was thrown out of the temple-who I later learned produced several triple X-rated films, but outside of that fellow, no one else in the industry, he said not to woffy, he'd go in another di- rection." "This is one of those times when I sense a devious strategy in the making." "Devereaux's premonitions' asked Jenny. "Devereaux's prophecy," rejoined Sam. "What else, Aaron?" "Even odder. He wanted to know if we had any clients who had eye trouble, specifically straying left eyes, and, preferably someone in need of an immediate infusion of money." "Odd?" questioned Redwing. "It sounds crazy!" "Never.underestimate the devious, as the gospel according to Oliver North says with dripping sincerity." Devereaux paused. "I can't think of any such client, but if I could, I'd march him right into a Chapter Eleven for whatever Mac's got in his knapsack.... Other than that bit of useless trivia, what's our next move, Boss? Did you and the Hawk discuss it?" "Briefly. We've got two and a half days to go before the hearing, at which time you, Jennifer, and the general must get out of a vehicle, or vehicles, and mount the steps to the Supreme Court building, be admitted beyond,the lobby by

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the scheduling clerks, pass security, and be taken to the chambers of the Chief Justice." "Oh, oh, I hear Mac talking," interrupted Sam. "Quite right," agreed Pinkus. "I believe those were his words, or an approximation thereof, minus a vulgarity or two-or three. He told me he had to approach the situation as if he were mounting a three- man insurgency strike behind enemy lines." "That's very comforting," said Redwing, swallowing. "What does he expect, a counterinsurgency interdiction where we get our heads blown off?." "No, he ruled out overt violenee-for it could be coun- terproductive, since they might be caught." "Thank heaven for small favors," added Jenny. "But he did not rule out interdiction, you had that part right, even the word. He thinks the counterstrategy will be to 'interdict' either himself or Sam or both from reaching the Chief Justice's chambers, for without them the hearing's a legal wash. Plaintiff and the attorney-of-record must appear together." "And me?" "Your appearance, my dear, is by choice-insistence, if you like, as an interested party-and not a legal require ment. However, as you well know, your signed and notarized agreements with the general and Sam here are legally binding. In this situation the interested party controls the case for the plaintiff-not an unknown happenstance." "Read that as in mob trials where certain spectators hover around defendants' tables," said Devereaux, addressing Jenny, his eyes then straying back to Pinkus. "Why not stay here until around noon the day after tomorrow, take our own plane to Washington, then a couple of ordinary taxis to the Court? I can't see it as a problem. No one knows where we are, except the man who hired Cyrus and Roman to join our guard detail, the one Mac spoke to. Even Cyrus agrees with the Hawk now; whoever that man is, he wants to keep us alive and well and heading directly into that hearing." "Cyrus also wants to know why," said Redwing. "Or didn't he mention that?" "Mac told him; I was there. This 'Commander Y' is set- THE ROAD TO OMAHA 415

ding a score with the people who want to stop the hearing, which means stopping us from getting there." "Apparently, my dear, our unknown benefactor was previously a staunch ally of those against us until he learned that these same people had other plans for him. Something in the order of a political sacrifice, if not a human one, neither of which is terribly unusual in Washington, according to the general." "But Mr. Pinkus. . . ." Jennifer squinted, pinching the features of her lovely face, part morning sunlight, part disturbing thought. "Something's missing, something vital, I think. Perhaps I'm paranoid where Chief Thunder Head is concerned, and why shouldn't I be? But all Hawkins told us last night was that everything was under control,under control.' What does that mean? ... Okay, he's somehow called off these actor-guerrillas from blowing us away in ravines-it's always ravines, or cliffs, or whorehouses-but how? What happened in Fort Benning? We were all so relieved to hear we could sleep peacefully, we never asked him." "That's not quite accurate, Jennifer. Prior to this morning, he and I agreed not to talk in specifics over the telephone, for as he pointed out, a previous assault team was sent after us in Hooksett, and a tap on the line would be routine!' "I thought that line up there was cut," interrupted Devereaux. "In the telling, not the reality. He could not say last evening what he said this morning." "The tap was shut down? How could he know--2' "it wouldn't matter. This morning he was calling from a pay phone at Sophie's Diner on Route Ninety-three. He even extolled the kielbasy and eggs." "Please, Mr. Pinkus," said Redwing. "What did he tell you about Fort Benning?" "Maddeningly little, my dear, but enough to make this elderly lawyer wonder what happened to the nile of law among those guardians of the concept.... On second thought, I wonder why I'm even astonished any longer." "That's pretty heavy, Aaron." "What the general told me carries considerable tonnage,

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young man. To paraphrase our much-decorated soldier, the hostile action against us---essentially against the laws of airing public grievance--emanates from the office of one of our most powerful public figures, who has covered his tracks to the point of nonexistence. He cannot be confronted, for there's nothing to confront him with--2' "Goddamn it!" exploded Devereaux. "With everything that's happened, there must be something!" cried Jennifer. "Wait, a minute ... that gangster from Brooklyn, the one Hawkins knocked out at the hotel, Caesar somebody-or-other. He was taken into custody!" "And traced to the deceased director of the Central Intelligence Agency," said Pinkus. "That has a familiar ring to it," noted Sam. "T'hose naked men at the Ritz ... T' "Disowned by all of Washington, including the zoo. Subsequently they were bailed out by someone claiming to be a member of a nudist cult in California and disap- peared." "Damn, " said Jenny, discouragement as well as anger in the drawn-out expletive. "We should never have permitted Hawkins to ship those four armed lunatics -up at the ski lodge back to wherever it was. We had them for intended assault with deadly weapons, concealed invasion of property, masks, guns, grenades---even a tattooed forehead. We were4diots to let Thunder Cigar talk us into it!" "My dear, they knew absolutely nothing; we questioned them at length-to no avail but incoherence. They themselves were maniacally programmed psychopaths, as deniable as the nudists. And to turn them over to the police would have revealed our whereabouts.... Worse, I'm embarrassed to say, since the lodge is in my firm's name, there would have been considerable media interest." "Also," add ed Devereaux, "and I'm not in the habit of throwing bouquets at Mac, but he was right: By sending them back, we created the climate that led directly to this crazy Suicidal Six flying into Boston." "And to General Ethelred Brokemichael," said Aaron, smiling as wickedly as it was possible for him. "What do you mean, Mr. Pinkus? You made it clear yesterday that Brokernichael would be out of reach,

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shipped to an unmapped outpost, if he surfaces. You said Washington could not permit the name of the official who ordered up the Air Force Two-I remember, because I agreed with you." "And we were both right, Jennifer, but we lacked the general's deviousness, as I believe Sam phrased it. That fine military tactician had a voice-activated recorder strapped to his chest during his entire interview with General Brokemichael. The Pentagon couldn't send 'Brokey the Deuce' far enough away to be out of reach.... I must tell you, however, that General Hawkins wants it known that it was our mercenary-chemist, Colonel Cyrus, who suggested the device." "I assume the name o t at power -u pu ic gure is on the tape," said Sam, controlled but dire hope on his face. "Most definitely. Even to the fact that he got on the base without being recognized." "Who the hell is he?" pressed Devereaux. "I'm afraid our general declines to reveal the name at this time." "He can't do that," exclaimed Redwing. "We're all in this together, we have to know!" "He says if Sammy knew, he'd become a loose cannon and '. . . mount his high horse and take his personal cavalry into battle . . .' to the detriment of Hawkins's next strategy. The 'high horse cavalry' words were exact and accurate. I know, for I've lived through a number of Sam's legal indignations." "I'm never a loose. cannon," protested Devereaux. "Should I remind you of several loud criticisms you've given the court?" "They were entirely justified!" "I never said they weren't-if they were, you'd be with another firm. To your credit, you caused the retirement of at least four judges in the Boston district." "There, you see?" "So does the general. He claimed you got on that high horse of yours-by way of bribed pilots and stolen helicopters-from someplace in Switzerland to Rome, and he doesn't care for a repeat performance." "I had to!"

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"Why, Sam?" asked Jennifer quietly. "Why did you have to?" "Because it was wrong. Morally and ethically wrong, against all the laws of civilized man." "Oh God, Devereaux, cut it out! You actually can turn me-forget it." "What?" "Forget it! ... So Thunder Trunk won't tell us, Mr. Pinkus. What do we do now?" "We wait. He's having a duplicate made of the tape, and Paddy Lafferty will bring it to us this evening. Then if we don't hear from the general within twenty-four hours, I'm to use whatever influence I have to reach the President of the United States and play the tape for him over the telephone." ,,Very heavy," said Sam soffly. "The heaviest," agreed Jennifer.

Although the trip south to New York City from Hooksett in Aaron Pinkus's limousine was somewhat cramped in the rear, quarters-the Suicidal Six sat three facing three while the Hawk rode in front with Paddy Lafferty-several things were accomplished. The first was made possible by a brief stop at a shopping mail in Lowell, Massachusetts, where the general purchased two additional tape recorders and a carton of one-hour tapes, enough, he figured, for the trip to NewYork. Along with these items, Mac bought a small patch cord with a built-in attenuator that enabled him to transcribe the,spoken material from one tape onto a new one in a second machine, thus duplicating whatever recorded dialogue was stored. "Here, let me show you how it's done. It's really very simple," the Radio Shack clerk said. I "Son," replied the Hawk in haste, "I was crosspatching prehistoric transmitters between the caves before you could turn on a radio." Back in the limousine, the first newly purchased tape recorder activated, Mac turned to Broken-tichael's men in rear of the vehicle. "Gentlemen," he began, "since I'll be the liaison between you and these motion picture people

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you'll be meeting, your commander, my friend Brokey, suggested that you give me a complete rundown of your experiences, both as individuals and as members of your incredibly successful Suicidal Six. It will help me in my subsequent conversations with those big producers.... And don't be put off by the presence of Mr. Lafferty here-Gunnery Sergeant Lafferty. We were comrades together at the Bulge." "I could die right here on the spot, me soul already sanctified!" choked Paddy under his breath. "What was that, Gunny?' "Nothin', General. I'll drive like you taught us to up through Roubaix. Greased lightnin', it was." As the huge automobile raced forward, there began an uninterrupted four hours of narrative, the complete history of the unit called the Suicidal Six-uninterrupted, that was, except when the members interrupted one another, which was frequently, with explosive energy incarnate. By the time they reached Bruckner Boulevard on their way across the bridge to Manhattan's East Side, the Hawk held up his left hand, his right turning off the tape recorder.. "That'll be fine, gentlemen," he had said, his ears ringing from the crescendos of melodramatics from the backseats. "I've got the full picture now, andboth your commander and I thank you." "Good heavens," cried Sir Larry. "I just remembered! Our clothes, the luggage your, young adjutants picked up for us at the hotel last night, everything's badly in need of pressing. It would hardly be proper for us to be seen at the Waldorf walking around in wrinkled clothing. Or, God knows, into Sardi's!" "Good point." It was a wrinkle Hawkins had not considered, and it had nothing to do with clothes. The last thing they needed was for the exuberant actor-commandos to be parading around anywhere! Especially six high-spirited performers who believed they were on the edge of great success. Christ! thought MacKenzie, recalling his brief Hollywood days: All any actor-specifically any unemployed actor-needed was the slightest hint that a coveted role was in the offing and his or her personal- network went to work. He never faulted the actors, for unrewarded

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talent needed all the confidence it could corral, but this was no time for the Suicidal Six to revert to their preclandestine lives. SardW A theatrical institution! "Fell you what," the Hawk continued, "the minute we get to the rooms we'll have everything sent out to the hotel cleaners." "How long will that take?" asked The Duke-cumchairman of the board. "Well, it doesn't- really matter," Mac replied, "at least not for tonight and maybe not even tomorrow." "What?" said Marlon. "Hey, come on!" added Sylvester. I haven't seen the West Forties in years!" interrupted Dustin. "And Mr. Sardi is a close personal friend," said Telly. "He's the owner, an ex-marine, by the way--2' "Sorry, gentlemen," the Hawk broke in. "I'm afraid I wasn't clear about this bivouac, I just thought you'd naturally understand." "Understand what?" Sly spoke again, none too kindly. "You sound like an agent." "Your upcoming conferences demand the ... utmost secrecy. Although your splendid commander, General Brokemichael, is going to bat for you with these Hollywood people, you're still in the army, and everything could fall apart if word gets out. I mean really fall apart. Therefore, you're confined to quarters until he says other- wise." "We'll call him," suggested Marlon. "That's out! ... I mean all communications are on status 'black drape.' " "That's for emergencies," said Dustin. "Frequency interception." "And that's what we're talking about. Those rotten politicians who tried to pit us against one another are out to wreck your film, your careers. They want it all for themselves!" "Dirty bastards," exclaimed The Duke. I won't deny a lot of them are actors, but all their crap is shallow!" "Not an honest spine in their motivations," added Sylvester.

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"Not an ounce of truth," stated Marlon emphatically. "You'll grant there's technique," said Sir Larry. "But it's Pavlovian, over-rehearsed, as it were." "As it is!" confirmed Telly. "Sound bites, programmed expressions, and wrinkled eyebrows when they forget their lines- when will people wake up?" "Well, they may try to act, but they're not actors!" cried The Duke. "And I'll be damned if they'll take work away from us! ... We'll confine ourselves to quarters and do whatever else you like, General!"

MacKenzie Hawkins, neat but less than impressive in his gray suit, steel-rimmed glasses, reddish toupee, and slightly stooped shoulders, walked across the carpeted, crowded lobby of the Waldorf, looking for a pay phone. It was shortly past one o'clock in the afternoon, the actorsoldiers of Suicidal Six safely ensconced in adjoining suites on the twelfth floor. Spared Desi the Second's more deleterious culinary fare, refreshed by large amounts of wholesome, restorative food, exercise, and a decent night's sleep without spiders crawling up the walls, all the members of the unit were fully recovered and in exuberant spirits. The men had assured him that they had their combat fatigues with them-a. vital component-and that they would stay in their suites and make no outside calls, no matter how tempting the urge. As they were getting settled, the Hawk had taken out the original tape recorder from Fort Berming, duplicated the entire conversation with Brokey the Deuce, given the duplicate to Paddy Lafferty, and instructed him to take it to Swampscott. Now, bouncing several balls in the air at the same time, he had to make several untraceable calls-the first to Little Joseph in Boston; the second to a retired la-di-da admiral who had sold his soul to front for the State Department and who also owed Mac a favor for saving his miscalculating ass on an offshore battlewagon in Korea's Bay of Wonsan; and finally to one of his dearest old buddies, the first of his four delightful wives, Ginny, in Beverly Hills, California. He dialed the zero code, entered his credit card number, and dialed.

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"Little Joseph, it's the general." "Hey, Jazool, what took you so long? The big man wants to talk to you, but he don't want to call that swamp place 'cause he don't know what could be on the Ameches!" "That dovetails with my strategy, Little Joseph. I want to talk with him." The Hawk looked down at the number of the pay phone. "Can you reach him?" "Yeah. Every half hour he walks by a phone on Collins Avenue in Miami Beach. That's in about ten minutes from now." "Should I call him direct?" "No win, place, or show, Jazool. He calls you, not the revoice, that's the word." "All right, tell him to call this number in New York, but give me twenty minutes, I'll be here." Mac gave the number of the Waldorf's pay phone and hung up. He then reached into his coat pocket and withdrew a small notebook; he fingered through the pages until he found the one he wanted. Again, he went through the credit card procedure. "Hello there, Angus, how's the bull of the North Korean Pampas who just happened to blow up our buried beach radio stations in Wonsan?" "Who the hell are you?" replied the harsh voice of a three- martinied former naval admiral. ,.One uess, Frank. You want to go over the sixteen9 incher coordinates?" "Hawk? Is that you?" "Who else, sailor?" "You know damned well I had faulty intelligence-2' "Or you misread the figures--eyes-only figures, for you only, Frank." "Cut it out, Hawk! How the hell could I know you were there? Give or take a few miles or so, who knew, who cared?" "My ass cared, Frank, along with my team. We were way behind the lines." "It's over! I'm retired!" "But you're a consultant, Frank, a big respected expert to the State Department on Far East military affairs. All

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those parties, the perks, the private planes and vacations, courtesy of the contractors." "I'm damned well worth it!" "Except that you can't tell one beach from the othergive or take a few miles or so. That's an expert?" "Hawk, give me a break! Bringing up old stuff won't do either of us any good. Jesus, I saw on television that you were getting a big Swedish award, so what do you want from me? I pick up a few goodies and look after my garden-arthritis and all. So what?" "So you talk to State." "That I do, and I give them my best input." "Here's additional input you're going to give them, Frank, or the Soldier of the Century is going to blow the whistle on one of the biggest military blunders in Korea." The Hawk then detailed his addendum. The call to Beverly Hills started off poorly. "Mrs. Greenberg, pleaseT' "There's no Mrs. Greenberg at this residence," said the cold male British voice from California. "I must have dialed the wrong number --- 2' "No, you simply used the wrong name, sir. Mr. Greenberg left over a year ago. Did you, by chance, care to speak with Lady Cavendish?" "That's GinnyT' "That's Lady Cavendish. May I ask who's calling?" "Hawk's good enough." " 'Hawk'? As in the revolting predatory bird, sirT' "Very revolting and very predatory. Now tell Lady Caviar or whatever the hell her name is that I'm on the line!" "I'll tell her, but I guarantee nothing." The abrupt silence of a telephone on hold was broken by the loud, excited voice of Mac's first wife. "Sweetie how are you?" "I was better before I talked to that clown who should have his adenoids taken out. Who the hell is he?" "Oh, he came with Chauncey; he's been the family butler for years." "Chauncey? ... Cavendish?" "Lord Cavendish, sweetie. Oodles of money and everyone wants to meet him. He's on everybody's A list."

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"A list?" "You know, invitations, sweetie." "What happened to Manny?" "He got bored with an older woman so I set him free for a large hunk of change." "Goddamn, Ginny, you're not old!" "In Manny's eyes, any girl over sixteen is also over the hill.... But enough about me, darling, you're the one. I'm so proud of you, Hawk-the Soldier of the Century! All the girls are proud of you!" "Yeah, well, hold up the parties, kid, it all could be a con." "What? I won't have it-we won't have it!" "Ginny," interrupted MacKenzie, "I don't have time. The D.C. pricky-shits have got my ass in a sling again and I need help." "I'll call the girls together this afternoon. What can we do and whom can we do it to? ... Of course, I can't get hold of Annie; she's back in one of those leper colonies, I think, and Madge is on the East Coast-New York or Connecticut or someplace like that-but I'll get her and Lillian on a conference call." "I was really just calling you, Ginny, because I think you're the one who can help me." "Me, Hawk? Look, I appreciate your chivalry, but I really am the oldest. It doesn't exactly thrill me to admit it, but Midgey and Lil are probably better suited to your needs. They're both still darling to look at. Of course, Annie remains the champ in that department, but I think the clothes she prefers these days would scare the hell out of anybody in a pair of vulnerable pants." "You're a fine and generous woman, Ginny, but it's nothing like that.... Do you still talk to Manny?" "Only through the lawyers. He wants some of the paintings we bought, but I'll be damned if I let the horny little bastard scrape the paint off the cheapest frame." "Goddamn, there goes the shot I was hoping for!" "Spell it out, Hawk. What is it that you needT' "I need one of those screenwriters he hires at the studio to put something together for me." "Are they going to do another movie about you?"

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"Hell, no. Never!" "I'm relieved to hear it. So what do you need a writer for?" "Some pretty incredible material, all true, that I want to dangle in front of those Hollywood buddhas, only it's got to look good and I've got to do it quickly. Like in a day, maybe.,,

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"Your number three, mon gin6ral." "Midgey? What about her?" "Don't you read the trades?" 'The what?" "The Hollywood Reporter and, Daily Variety, those bibles of soaked-orange land." "I'm not so hot on the real Bible, either. What about themT' "Madge is one of the hottest writers in town! She's so hot she can get out of town and write in New York or Connecticut. Her last screenplay, Mutant Homicidal Lesbian Worms, cleaned up!" "I'll be damned. I always knew Midgey had a literary bent, but-- 2' "Don't use that word 'literary'!" Lady Cavendish broke in. "Out here it's death.... Here, I'll give you her telephone number, but you give me a couple of minutes to reach her first and tell her to expect your call. She'll be so excited!" "Ginny, I'm in New York now." "Isn't she the lucky one! She's in two-o-three." "What's that?" 'The area code, a place called Greenwich, but not in England. Call her in five minutes, sweetie. And when this is all over, whatever it is, you must1come out and meet, Chauncey. He'd really like that because he@s a great ad- 426 ROBERT LUDLUM

mirer of yours-he was with the Fifth Grenadiers; the Fifth or Fifteenth or Fiftieth, I've never gotten it straight." "The Grenadiers were among the finest, Ginny! You've really bettered yourself, and you can bet your nylons I'll be out to see both of you!" The sun was briefly shining on MacKenzie Hawkins as he hung up the pay phone in the Waldorf lobby, having scratched his third wife's telephone number on the marbelite counter with the point of his penknife. He was so pleased with the turn of events that he reached into his jacket pocket, pulled out a cigar, masticated it until the proper juices flowed, then lighted it with a field match, also scratched on the counter. A matronly lady in a loud print summer dress at the wall pay phone to his left began coughing violently. She glared at the Hawk between seizures and managed to spew out. "Such a proper-looking man with such a despicable habit!" "No worse than yours, madam. The management insists that you stop taking those young weight lifters up to the rooms." "Good God, who told ... T' The proper lady blanched and raced away in panic as Mac's phone rang. "Commander YT' said Hawkins quietly. "General, it's time we met." "Optimum, sir! But if you're still dead, how can we?" "I've got such a hell of a disguise my own mother wouldn't know me, may she rest in peace." "Sorry for your loss, fella. Always tough to lose your mother." "Yeah, she's in Lauderdale.... Listen, I got a lot on my mind so we gotta talk fast, mainly how you get to,that hearing two days from now. Have you got a planT "One's forming up, Commander, that's why I -wanted us to confer. I'm very impressed by the guard detail you sent

us--2' "Detail? What details?" "The mercs." "Who?" "The two men you hired for our additional protection." "Oh, yeah, I gotta lot on my mind. Sorry about the

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Nazi, I figured he'd shave with pigshit if you ordered him to.,,

"Nazi? What Nazi?" "Oh. yeah, I forgot, he got lost. So what's this plan?" "First, I'd like your permission to include the detail." "Include whatever you like-like what details are you referring to?" "The guards, Commander." "Oh, yeah, sorry about the Kraut. Look, I gotta talk fast, and since your plan isn't solid, I'd feel one hell of - a lot better -if you and that nut lawyer of yours were in my immediate presence, if you know what I mean." "Sam? You've heard about Sam Devereaux?" "Not pronounced that way, but I understand that when word was leaked to the Five-Sider brass at Defense that this Deveroxx was your lousy lawyer, they wanted blood, like with a grenade implanted in his hemorrhoids. It seems when he was with the IG he fingered the wrong army banana in Cambodia." "That's all been settled, Commander, the error's been rectified." "It may be from your mouth to God's ear, but it ain't reached the Joint Chiefs. A couple of those West Pointys want to hang the son of a bitch. He's up there with you on the most-wanted list." "I hadn't counted on that complication," said the Hawk curtly. "There's no cause for all this hostility, there really isn't." "Hoo-hay, as Little Joey would say," yelled Vinnie the Bam-Bam. "Maybe you forgot the end of the road with this scam of yours! SAC- in this case, it's got nothin' to do with a bag of potatoes." "Yes, I understand that, Commander, but a nonviolent res ution is still possible-not likely, but possible. It's worth a try." "Let me tell you what I got in mind," interrupted Mangecavallo. "I want you and the legal lasagna down in D.C. by tonight. I'll fly up, you fly down, and I'll put you in storage until we take you in an arrribred car to the Court. What could be better?" "You obviously have little experience in gray to black

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operations, Commander Y Breaching the enemy's lines is simple; it's how you infiltrate beyond that counts. Each point to target-zero has to be calculated." "Speak fuckin' English, huh, pal!" "Every barrier to the Chief Justice's chambers has to be surmounted. There's a way to do it-maybe." "Maybe? We got no time for maybes!" "Maybe we do. And I agree with you we meet tonight in Washington, only I'll tell you where.... At the Lincoln Memorial, two hundred paces from the front and two hundred paces to the right. Eight o'clock sharp. Got it, Commander?" "Got what? I got bullshit!" "I have no time for hot-headed civilians," said MacKenzie. "l, too, have many things on my mind. Be there!"

"Brokey, this is Mae," said Hawkins, retrieving his telephone credit card as the strains of "There's No Business Like Show Business" were cut off by Brokenfichael's voice. 'Vesus, you don't know what you've done to me, Mac! The goddamned Secretary of State, for Christ's sake. He wants my ass!" "Trust me, Brokey, you may have his. Now listen to me and do exactly what I tell you to do. Catch a plane to Washington and ..."

"Frank, this is Hawk. Did you do it? Did you reach that wall-eyed son of a bitch, the Secretary of State, or are you history on Embassy Row?" I did it, you bastard, and all he wants are my stripes and my perks, you deep sixer! I'm dead in the basket!" "Au contraire, Admiral, you may have upgraded your consultancy. He knows the time, the place?" "He told me to shove it and never call him again!" "Good. He'll be there."

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MacKenzie Hawkins stepped back from the pay phone, relit his cigar, and looked over at the open-air bar across the crowded lobby. He had a pressing urge to go over to that shadowed sanctuary of long-ago memories when he was a young officer in love, always temporarily but genuinely in love with someone, but he knew there was no time for such indulgence-although he wished there were.... Madge, his third wife, as lovely and as meaningful to him as the others; he had loved them all, not only for what they were, but for what they could become. Once, when he and an overeducated lieutenant hid out in a North Vietnamese cave off the Ho Chi Minh trail and there was nothing to fill the hours but, whis- pered conversation, they had exchanged life stories. There was nothing else to do but be discovered and die. "You know what you've got, Colonel?" "What's that, boy?" "A Galatea,complex. You want to turn every beautiful stone image into a thing of reality and knowledge." "Where'd you get that shit?" "Psychology One, University of Michigan, sir." Was there anything wrong with that, whether the image was stone or flesh? But Madge, like the others, had a far-off dream-to be a. writer. Mac had winced privately at her attempts, but there was no,denying her ability to snap open one's eyes at her far-out characters and her wild stories.... So Midgey's time had come. It was not exactly@ Tolstoy, but Mutant Homicidal Lesbian Worms had a place somewhere, and as barren as that place was, he was sure his-third wife would keep it in amusing perspective. MacKenzie turned back to the pay phone, processed his credit card, and pushed the numbers. The ringing stopped; the phone was lifted off the hook and all that could be heard were screams of horror, of terror. "Help, help!" shrieked the female voice over the, line. "The worms are slithering up from the floors and out of the walls! Thousands of them! They're after me! It's in their weaving heads! They're going to assault me!"

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Abruptly there was silence, the silence of dread. "Hold on, Midgey, I'm on my way! What's the goddamned address?" "Oh, come on, Hawk," said the calm voice suddenly over the line. "That's only a promo tape." "What ... ?" "The thing they play on the radio and television commercials. The kids love it, and their parents want me deported." "How'd you know it was me?" "Ginny called a few minutes ago and nobody has this number but us girls and my agent, who never calls me unless there's a problem, and wouldn't you love it, but there never is! You did this for me, Mac, and I'll never know how to thank you enough." "Then Ginny didn't tell you?" "Oh, the screen treatment thing, the ten-page proposal; sure she did. I've got the courier service on standby, waiting for your address. Just give the driver the tapes and you'll have something by mornipg. Good Lord, it's the least I can do!" "You're a swell girt, Midgey, And I really appreciate this." " 'Swell girl'-that's so like you, Hawk. But if the truth be told, you're the swellest guy any of us girls ever knew--except sometimes I think you went too far with Annie." "I didn't do it--2' "We- know; she stays in touch and we've all promised not to say anything. My God, who'd believe it?" "She's happy, Madge." "I know, Mac. That's your genius." "I'm no genius-except maybe in certain military situations.,, "Don't try to sell that to four girls who had nowhere to go until you came along." "I'm at the Waldorf," said Hawkins abruptly as he wiped the start of a tear from his eye, revolted by its appearance. "Tell your courier service to go directly to Suite Twelve A; it's in the name of Devereaux, in case he's stopped or questioned."

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"Devereaux? Sam Devereaux? That lovely, delicious boy!" "You stay in two-o-three, Midgey. He's aged considerably and has a wife and four kids now." "Son of a bitch, that's a tragedy!" cried the third exwife of MacKenzie Hawkins.

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tribe's sandbox,' he said 'Sure you can, old man, let's make a castle.' " "Unfair, unfair! He was tricked." "Then as a lawyer he'd better have the fastest feet in ambulance row, because it's the only way he'll get clients." "I won't listen to you ... you're a bigot." "Where feeble-minded apologists are concerned, I certainly am." "I'm going for a swim--2' "You shouldn't." "Why not? Aren't there enough frenzied sharks out there for you?" "If there are, say adi6s to Aaron and my mother, as well as Cyrus and Roman Z." "They're all swimming?" "Mother and Aaron wanted to, and our mercs said they couldn't go alone." "That's sweet." "I don't think they get paid if people drown." "Why shouldn't I join them?" "Because the giant Aaron Pinkus of Boston law said you ought to read and reread Mac's brief until you can quote from it. As an amicus curiae you may be challenged by the Court." "I've read and reread it and there's no section I can't quote from." "What did you think?" "It's brilliant ... goddamned brilliant, and I hate it!" "Precisely my first reaction. He had no right being able to do it.... Is it true?" "Yoq know, it could well be. The legends we all heard growing up, passed from generation to generation and undoubtedly exaggerated and twisted in the process, have a lot of melodramatic correlations. Even symbolically." "What do you mean 'symbolically'?" "Fables of animals anthropomorphized. The cruel albino wolf tricking the dark-furred goats into grazing in a mountain pass from which there was no escape except through the flames of a forest fire, a fire that spread down from the

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pass and through the fields, taking away their food, their homes, really." "The bank in Omaha that was torched?" asked Devereaux. "Maybe. Who knows?" "Let's both take a swim," said Sam. "Sorry I blew up--2' "An eruption now and then cools off the volcano. It's an old Indian proverb-Navajo, I think." "Forked-tongue lawman has horse tails for brains," said Jennifer Redwing, laughing softly. "The flatlands of the Navajo don't have mountains, much less volcanoes." "You never saw a Navajo brave pissed off because his wife gave a turquoise armband to the flasher in the next tepee?" "You are incorrigible. Come on, let's get suits." "Let me take you to the cabana-it's not the Casbah, but it might do." "Let me give you a real Indian proverb. Wanchogagog manchogagog-oh, hell, in English, since there are two cabanas, it sort of means one for the girls and one for the boys. 'You fish on your side, I'll fish on my side, and nobody fishes in the middle.' " "How arcane, if not Victo6an. No fun at all." The kitchen door swung open as Desis One and Two appeared, both obviously in a hurry. "Where's d'big black Cyrus?" asked Desi the First. "We gotta go!" "Go where? Why?" "Into Boston, Mr. Sam," replied D-T`wo. "We got h'orders from the heneral!" "You talked to the general?" said Redwing. "I didn't hear the phone ring." "No telifono ring here," said D-One. "We call the hotel every hour to check with Jos6 Pocito. He tells us what to do.,,

"What are you going to Boston for?" asked Devereaux. "To pick up dat crazy actor, Mr. Major Sooton, and drive him to dee h'airport. The great heneral has talked to him and he expects us quick." "'What's happening?" asked Jennifer.

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"I'm not sure you should ask," cautioned Sam the lawyer. "We gotta huffy," said Desi the First. "Major Sooton says he gotta stop at some big store for correcto 'attire,' which I don' t'ink is for an automobile.... Where ees Colonel Cyrus?" "On the beach," replied a perplexed Redwing. "You get d'car, D-Two," ordered D-One. "I'll tell d'colonel and meet you in the garage. Pronto!" "St, amigo! " The adjutants raced away, one out to the beach by way of the sundeck, the other through the foyer to the garage off the circular drive. Sam turned to Jenny. "Did I say something about 'Devereaux's prophecy'?" "Why is he keeping us in the dark?" "It's the devious part of his devious strategy." "IlArhat?" "He doesn't tell you what it is until he's gone so far it's irreversible. You can't turn back." "Oh, that's wonderful!" exclaimed Redwing. "Suppose he's all wet, all wrong?" "He's convinced that's not possible." "And you?" "If you take away his original premise, which is always wrong, his track record's not bad." "That's not good enough!" "In fact, it's really terrific, goddamnit." "Why don't I feel more reassured?" "Because the 'goddamnit' means he drives you to the edge of oblivion, and one day he'll take that extra step and we'll all go tumbling down." "He's going to have Mr. Sutton impersonate him, isn't he?" :'Probably; he's seen him in action." 'I wonder where." "Don't even think about it. It's easier that way."

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Wagon Wigwam, a large, garishly painted structure in the shape of a covered wagon with the four sides of a colorful Indian tepee surging up from the center of the layers of canvas. When Chief Thunder Head had designed the edifice and brought in carpenters from Omaha to build it, the inhabitants of the reservation had looked on in bewilderment. The Council of Elders' Eagle Eyes had asked Calfhose. "What's that lunatic doing now? What's it supposed to be?" "He says it represents the two images most associated with the old West. The pioneers' covered wagon and the symbolic tepee from which the savage tribes came out to slaughter them." "He's all heart and mashed brains. Tell him we need to rent a couple of Caterpillar backhoes, scything machines, a minimum of ten mustangs, and at least a dozen laborers. 91

"What for?" "He wants us to clear the north field and stage 'raiding parties.' "Mustangs?" "Not the cars, horses. If we're going to gallop around the circled wagons, we'd better teach the younger ones how to ride, andthe few nags we've got couldn't make it from one end of the field to the other." "Okay, but what's with the laborers?" "We may be savages, Calfhose, but collectively we're the 'Noble Savage.' We don't do that kind of menial work. Or windows, either." That was months ago and this was now, an afternoon drenched with rain, and no summer tourists to buy a plethora of souvenirs shipped in from Taiwan. Johnny Calfhose got up from his stool in front of the admissions window, walked through the narrow leather- sheeted entrance to his comfortable living quarters, and went to the television set. He turned it on, switched the cable channels to a ball game, and sat down in his Barcelona sling chair to enjoy the late afternoon watching a doubleheader. However, all was savagely interrupted by the ringing of a telephonethe red phone,. Thunder Head!

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"Here I am, Chief," cried Johnny, grabbing the phone off an Adolfo parquet table. "Plan A-one. Execute." "You're kidding-you gotta be kidding!" "A general officer doesn't 'kid' when the assault's in progress. It's code Bright Green! I've alerted the plane at the airport and the bus companies in Omaha and Washington. Everything's at the ready. You leave at dawn, so start spreading the word. All duffels are to be packed and checked by twenty-two hundred hours and the slop shoot's off-limits to the entire D.C. contingent. That's gospel, soldier. There'll be no red-eyed redskins in my brigade. We march!" . "Are you sure you don't want to think about this for a couple of weeks, THT' "You've got your orders, Sergeant Calfhose. Swift execution is paramount!" "That's kind of what's bothering me, Big Fella."

Sundown had come and gone, the massive, awe-inspiring statue of Lincoln bathed in floodlights as hushed, mesmerized tourists weaved around one another for differing views of the masterpiece. An odd exception was a strangelooking man who seemed furtively occupied with the shadowed grass beneath his feet. He kept walking directly away from the memorial's steps in a straight line, under his breath verbally abusing the sightseers he collided with, and every, now and then thrusting his hands out into the stomachs and cameras of the offending intruders as he adjusted the red wig that kept falling over his ears and his neck. Vincent Mangecavallo had not been born and brought up in Brooklyn's Mondo Italiano without learning a few things. He knew when it was preferable to arrive at a "meet" long before the appointed hour, because a "meet' could be spelled differently, like in a carcass on a hook in a slaughterhouse. The problem Vinnie the Barn-Bam had was in the plural word "paces'@-what the hell was a pace? Was it a foot, a yard, a yard and a half, or something in between? He had heard the stories from the old days in

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Sicily where duels were fought with Lupo guns, the firing marked off by paces as the enemies walked in short steps or long steps, all counted off by a referee, or sometimes by a drum, and nobody paid much attention because the one who cheated always won. But this was America. "Paces" should be more specific, in the interest of fairness and honesty. Also, how the hell could he keep an accurate count while walking through the crowds at night? He would reach, like, number sixty-three, bump into some clowns, causing his wig to sideslip on his head and blind him, resume his "pacing," and forget the number he had reached. So it was back to the steps and start again! Shit! On the sixth attempt, hanging, a right for the final yardage, he reached a large tree that had a brass plate on the trunk spelling out the date it was planted by some President in the year one and who could care less, but there was a circular bench around the goddamned tree that made a little more sense. He could sit down, and his face would not necessarily be seen by the nut general he was to meet for the purpose of exchanging information. Naturally, Vincent decided to walk away from the tree and wait in the shadows of another-who knew how many lousy paces away? But he knew what to watch for: a tall old joker hanging around that brass-plaqued tree and prob,ably wearing feathers in his head.

Watching the obese figure circling the rendezvous, the uniformed General Ethelred Brokemichael was astonished! He had never liked MacKenzie Hawkins; in fact, quite the opposite, since Mac was the despised Heseltine's buddy, but he had always respected the tough old soldier's abilities. At the moment, however, he had to question all those years of silent admiration. What he had just witnessed was a ridiculous exercise in covert rendezvous procedures- ridiculous, hell, it was grotesque! Hawkins had obviously borrowed or bought a jacket designed for a heavyset man, filled it with stuffing, and to conceal his natural height he walked, or rather half- prowled unnaturally like an ape, through the crowds in front of the, Lincoln Memorial- THE ROAD TO OMAHA 439

back and forth, back andforth-a grunting gorilla foraging for berries in the underbrush. It was a sight to sicken the creator of the Suicidal Six!-And there could be no error in Brokey the Deuce's recognizing him, for the Hawk still wore his stupid red wig, only here in the warm, humid Washington night it kept falling over his eyes. He obviously had never heard of liquid adhesive, which anyone familiar with the theater would know about; talk of amateurville, MacKenzie Hawkins was a novice's neophyte! Now Brokey's wig, by sheer coincidence only slightly red- atiburn, really-was held in place by a Max Factor flesh-toned base tape that was indistinguishable from his hairline, especially in soft light, a low "muted ambee, in theatrical parlance. Professionalism would take the thought Brokemichael, deciding to surprise the Hawk, who had retreated to a surveillance position beneath a large spreading Japanese maple thirty-odd feet from the rendezvous. The Deuce was exhilarated; Mac had made an ass of him in Benning and now he would return the favor. He made a wide circle, skirting the edge of the crowds in the diminishing wash of the memorial's floodlights, every once in a while passing another uniform whose arm instantly responded with a salute -to his rank. As he approached the maple tree from the eastern flank, the intermittent salutes caused Brokey to wonder again why the Hawk insisted that he wear his uniform for such a covert rendezvous. When he had repeatedly asked why, the only reply he got was: "Just do it, and wear every goddamned medal you ever won or issued yourself! Remember, everything we talked about down in Beaning is on tape. My tape." The Deuce reached the maple tree and slowly, his back against the trunk, sidestepped his way around the bark until he stood silently next to the really amateur former sbldier who had made a fool of him and who was now staring intensely at the rendezvous ground. The really stupid thing was that instead of standing up straight for a better view, the idiot continued to buckle his knees and hunch over the stuffing in his coat, maintaining the short stature of his

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disguise in the dark shadows of the spreading maple. Arnateurville! "You expecting somebody?" said Brokey quietly. "Holy shit!" exploded the disguised civilian, whipping his head around with such force his red wig spun ninety degrees to the left, the sideburns descending over his forehead. "It's yqu? ... Sure, it's you, you got on the brass threads!" "You can stand up now, Mac." "Stand up on what?" "Nobody can see us here, for God's sake. I can barely see my feet, but I sure as hell can see that dumb wig of yours. I think it's on backwards." "Yeah, well, yours ain't,so totally perfect, G.I. Joe!" said the civilian, adjusting his hairpiece. "A lot of the bald older dons wear that shit with the Max Factor tape that suddenly takes the top wrinkles away from your forehead-you can, always tell, but, naturally, we don't say a word." "What do you mean 'tell'? How can you tell in this lightT' "Because, you jerk, the light reflects off clear tape." "Okay, okay, Mac. Now stand up so we can talk." "So you're a couple of inches taller, what d'ya want from me? Go downtown and buy a pair of elevator shoes or maybe a couple of stilts? What's with youT' "You mean you ... T' Brokey the Deuce leaned over, his neck thrust forward. "You're not Hawkins!" "Hold it, pal!" cried Mangecavallo. "You're not Hawkins! I got photographs!" "Who are you?" "Who the fuck are you?" "I'm here to meet the Hawk--over there!" exclaimed Brokemichael. "So am P' 'You re wearing a red wig-2' "So the hell are you-" "He wore one in Benning!" "I got mine in Miami Beach--2' "I got mine from my unit's extensive wardrobe." "You like peche, too, huh?"

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"What are you talking about?" "What are you talking about?" "Wail a minute!" Brokemichael's eyes had been drawn in exasperation to the brass-plaqued rendezvous tree. "Look! Over there! Do you see what I see?" "You mean the skinny priest in the black suit and collar sniffing around the meet like a Doberman who's gotta take a piss?" "That's exactly who I mean." "So what? Maybe he wants to sit down on the benchthere's, like, a bunch of slats that go around the tree-2' "I know that," said Brokey the Deuce, squinting in the shadows of the maple. "Now, look," he continued as the cleric came into the western wash of the distant floodlights. "What do you seeT' "The collar, the suit, and he's got red hair, so what?" "Amateurville," determined the creator of the Suicidal Six. "It's not hair, it's a wig; and like yours, very badly done. Too long in the nape and too wide at the temples.... Odd, I seem to recall seeing him before." -"What nape and whose temple? What's religion got to do with anything?" "Not religion, the wig.,It's not-properly fitted." "Oh, I forgot, p9che. I gotta find me a soldier poofereeno at the biggest conference of my life-not that I personally got a problem, you understand-only that'this is no time for unholy tolerances!" "Perhaps the wigs are the symbols ... T' "Of what,. for Christ's sake? We gonna join a protest?" "Don't you see? He had all of us wear red wigs!" "He didn't have me do a goddamned thing. I told you, I got mine in Miami Beach at a weirdo shop near the Fontanbloo." "And I found mine in my unit's wardrobe room--2' "Some unit----" "But he wore a red wig when he came to see me.... My God, it was subliminal motivation directed at improv!" "Sub-who to what?" "Did he ever use the word 'red' to you-use it more than once?" "Maybe, I don't know. The whole deal's about

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Indians-redskins, you know what I mean? Maybe he said Iredskins,' y'know? But I never saw him, only talked on the phone." 1P

... fbat's it! He used his voice as the subconsciously motivating force of conviction. Stanislavski wrote extensively about that." "He's a Commie?" "No, Stanislavski, a god of the theater." "Oh, Polish, huh? Well, you gotta make allowances." "What deal?" asked Brokey the Deuce suddenly, snapping his head down at the red-wigged stranger. "What 'deal' are you talking about?" "That Wop tribe's suit that's in the Supreme Court, what else?" "In the military, sir," said Brokemichael firmly and standing tall, "we do not permit code words that connote ethnic slurs. This nation's outstanding Italian-American citizenry, the sons and daughters of Leonardo Michelangelo and Rocco Machiavelli, are to be treated with the greatest respect for their contributions. The Capones and the Valachis were aberrations." "I'll go to Mass tomorrow and light a candle on your behalf for your survival should you meet the sons and daughters of the last two mentioned. In the meantime, what do we do right now?" "I think we should have a conversation with our redheaded priest." "Good point. Let's go." "Not yet!" came the deep, harsh voice behind them. "Glad you could make it, gentlemen," continued the Hawk, coming around the trunk qf the maple tree, his trimmed red wig catching the filtered light from the leaves. "Good to see you again, Brokey ... and you, sir, I assume, are Commander Y. It's a distinct pleasure to meet you, whoever you are."

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inspiration-he would go to the rendezvous as a man of the cloth! If he did not like what he saw or heard, he could walk away with impunity. After all, nobody gets rough with a priest or a minister in public, it simply was not proper, and more to the point, drew attention. And, of course, not to go to the rendezvous would be crazy in spite of what he told that dreadful admiral who was forever submitting expense vouchers for places he never went, to see people he never saw on'State Department business that did not exist. Pease had soundly berated him over the phone, not to rectify the admiral's abuses, but to learn how much he really knew ... and how he knew it. The answers to both questions were minimal, confused, and disturbing enough to convince Warren to clear the evening's calendar and procure a clerical collar and rabat. He had a black suit for state funerals and the inspired reddish toupee completed his outfit. As he now walked among the crowds at the Lincoln Memorial, the admiral's words rang in his ears. "Mr. Secretary, I've been asked by an old comrade of many years to relay a message to you, a message that could lead to the solution of your most pressing problern-a crisis was the way he described it." "What are you talking about? The Department of State has scores of crises every day, and as my time is the most valuable in Washington, rii thank you to be specific." "I'm4fraid I can't be specific. My old comrade made it clear that it was- beyond my clearance, way beyond." "That doesn't tell me anything. Be clearer, sailor." "He said it had something to do with a group of original Americans-whatever that means-and certain military installations, whatever they are." "Oh, my God! What else did he say?" "He was very top-max, but he said there was a solution that could weather-wax your skis." "Could weather my who?" "Skis.... Frankly, Mr. Secretary, I'm not into winter sports, but militarily speaking, I must assume that the code reference means you can reach your objective far more quickly by meeting with him as soon as possible, which is basically his message."

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"What's his name, Admiral?" "To reveal that would implicate me in a situation I have nothing to do with. I'm only a conduit, Mr. Secretary, nothing more. He could have chosen a dozen other exmilitaries, and I wish he had." "And I could choose to question a large percentage of your expense vouchers and the propriety of those cozy trips you take on diplomatic aircraft! How does that grab you, sailor?" "I'm only delivering a message, Mr. Secretary, I'm not involved!" "Not involved, huh? That's what you say, but why should I believe you? Maybe you're a part of this evil, malicious conspiracy." "What conspiracy, for Christ's sake?" "Oh,you'd like that, wouldn't you? You'd like nothing better than for me to spell out the whole horrible mess so you can write a book, like all those fine, selfless public servants who were unjustly indicted for doing nothing more than anyone else would do while giving up their stock options by coming down here." "I don't know what the hell you're talking about!" "The name, sailor, the name!" So you can write a book and put me in it? No way!" "Well, since you've wasted my time this long, you might as well deliver the rest of your rotten message. Where and when does this unnamed monster think I'll meet him?" The admiral had told him. "Good, fine! I've already forgotten whatever you said. Now, shove it, sailor, and never call me again unless it's to tell me you're re- signing from your consultant's contract!" "Hey, come on, Mr. Secretary, I don't want any trouble, honest to God! ... Look, I'll talk to the Prez's buddy, Subagaloo, and he'll tell you--2' "To Arnold! No, don't talk to Arnold, never talk to Arnold! He'll put you on a list, he'll have you on a list-a list, a list, a horrible,. intolerable list!" "Are you all right, Mr. Secretary?" "I'm fine, I'm fine, I really will be fine, but do not do and never do call Arnold Subagaloo. He'll get you on his

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list, his list, a fretful, dreadful, executionary list! ... Over and out, sailor, or whatever you stupid soldiers say!" He had told off that awful leech, all right, mused Pease, smiling sweetly at an overly made-up little old lady who looked adoringly at him as he approached the maple tree. The rendezvous had to be the tree up ahead, he thought. It was hardly an inspired location, and Warren wondered why MacKenzie Hawkins, a.k.a. Chief Thunder Head of the nefarious Wopotarnis, had chosen it. The light was poor, but perhaps that was. good, and there were crowds barely a hundred feet away ... that wasn't bad either; there was protection in numbers. Of course, the maniac Hawkins was taking these precautions for his own safekeeping, not for the benefit of the Secretary of State. He undoubtedly thought the government would have troops throughout the area hoping to capture him, but that kind of show of force was the last thing all the President's men wanted. It would be terrible PR if the media found out they had set a trap for a two-time winner of the Congressional Medal of Honor. Pease squinted in the dim light under the tree and looked at his watch; he was nearly thirty minutes early. Good, fine; he would walk off to the side and wait-and watch. He rounded the trunk, then stopped, annoyed to see that the little old lady with the garishly rouged cheeks was waiting for him. "Bless me, Father, for I have sinned," she said in a high-pitched, tremulous voice, standing in front of him under the overhan ging maple blocking his way. , "Yes, well ... vox populi and all that sort of thing. Some of you aren't perfect, but that's the way it goes---2' "I'd like to confess, Father. I must confess!" "That's probably very commendable, but I don't think this is the place for it. Besides, I'm in a hurry." "The Bible says that in the eyes of the Lord a desert can be the House of God if a sinner's spirit wills it." "Hogwash aside, I told you I'm in a hurry." "And I'm telling you to get your ass behind the tree." '@Oh, very well, you're forgiven whatever you're capable of doing-what did you say?" "You heard me, Angel Puss!" whispered the now grotesque harridan, her voice abruptly lower, harsher, as she

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withdrew a straight razor from the folds of her dress and whipped it open. "Now get behind the tree, or the last thing you'll worry about is your vow of chastity." "Oh, my God-you're not a woman, you're a man!" "It's debatable on both counts, but what I am is a cutter-I love to cut. Now, move!" "Please, please don't hurt me, don't ... oh, my God ... don't cut me!" His whole body trembling, the Secretary of State stepped awkwardly back into the shadows of the tree. "You really shouldn't, you know. Cutting a priest is a very, very big sin." "I had you marked fifteen minutes ago, Angel Puss," hissed the man/woman, his or her wrinkled scarlet lips and swollen purple eyelids revolting in the dim light. "You and that ugly rug on your head, you're a disgrace to honest deviants everywhere!" "What ... T' "How dare you walk around like that? Looking for little boys, you creep? And dressed like a priest? That's disgusting!"

"Now, really, madam-mister, whatever you are---2' "What was that? You insulting me, Snake Face?" "On my word, never!" Pease's left eye was in pivotalorbit. "I'm only telling you that you don't understand-" "I understand, all right! Creeps like you carry lots of bread in case somebody blows a whistle. Up with it, you pervert!" "Money, you mean money? For God's sake, take everything I've got!" The Secretary dug into his pockets and pulled out a number of folded bills. "Here, here, take it!", "Fake what? That's chickenshit. I'll have to slash your pockets before I start the real cutting!" The androgynous monster forced Pease behind the tree. "You make a sound, your lips are on the ground, you dirty, diny boy!" "Please!" begged the Secretary of State. "You don't know who I am---2' "But we do!" interrupted the strange, deep voice from the shadows beyond. "All right, Brokey ... you, too, Commander Y, disarm the assault! Now!" As one, the elderly West Pointer and the portly middle-aged capo supremo from Brooklyn attacked, the former wrenching

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the razor away from the hand that clutched it, the latter tackling the legs encased in a wide, flowery skirt. "It's a fuckin' broad!" yelled Mangecavallo. "The hell he is!" shouted Brokemichael, yanking the gray-haired wig off the wrinkle-faced, rough-faced mugger. Vinnie the Barn-Bam saw his error instantly, and began pummeling the ugly cosmeticized figure that was falling to the ground. "You no-good piece of rotten mozzarella" he roared. "Let him go, Commander!" ordered the Hawk. "Why?" asked Brokey the Deuce. "The scumbag should be behind bars!" "With his fuckin' legs broken!" added the presumably deceased director of the CIA. "Are we going to press charges, gentlemen?" "What ... T' Brokernichael stepped back as Mangecavallo snapped his head up, his red wig once more askew, a sidebum now partially covering his nose, his eyes barely seen. "He's got a point, Commander whoever-you-are," said the Deuce. "Yeah, well, maybe he does," agreed Vincent, administ@ring a last knee into the rib cage of the mugger., "Pound sand and get outta here, you lowlife!" "Hey, fellas!" shrieked the perpetrator, grinning exuberantly 'as he grabbed his wig and got to his feet. "You wanna come to my place? We could really have a ball!" "Get outta here." "I'm going, I'm going." Skirt flying, the mugger ran across the lawn and disappeared into the crowds. "Oh, my God, oh, my God ... !" came the quivering sounds from the prone figure on the ground beside Hawkins, his head facedown in the grass, his hands gripped above his head. "Thank you, thank you! I might have been killed!" "Why don't you turn over and get up and see if you want to live?" said the Hawk gently, reaching into his pocket and withdrawing a tape recorder. "What? ... What are you talking about?" Slowly, Warren Pease pushed himself off the ground, pivoted painfully on his buttocks, and, from his sitting position, saw first the

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resplendent uniform on his right, then the face. "Brokemichael! What are you doing here?" MacKenzie activated his recorder, and the sound of Brokernichael's voice filled the enclave. "The Secretary of State. He's the one my Suicidal Six are on the Boston mission for! ... That wall-eyed Pease made a hell of a case against you!" "Only it wasn't a legitimate case, was it, Mr. Secretary?" said General Brokemichael as the Hawk turned off the machine. "It was a sacrifice. One exonerated old soldier who could never get out from under that cloud of suspicion and his unit of fine young men. We were as expendable as Mac here, not my closest old buddy, but he doesn't deserve to be dropped into an arctic ice flow, either." "What are you talking about?" "Perhaps I didn't introduce him. This is the former General MacKenzie Hawkins, twice winner of the Congressional Medal of Honor, who you first tried to have ... let's say 'neutralized' . . . and then ordered my unit to kidnap, destination TBDL, 'to be determined later,' but definitely north, way far north." "Not too terribly pleased to make your acquaintance, Mr. Secretary," said the Hawk. "You'll forgive me if I don't offer my hand." "This is insane, absolutely insane! Great issues are at stake, the ultimate strength, the strike force of the nation is in the balance!" "And the only way to put it right is to get rid of those complaining?" asked MacKenzie. "You can't talk, you can only get rid of the nuisances, who, incidentally, have a very legitimate case." "You're twisting everything! There are other issues, economic issues, gargantuan financial losses-my God, my boat, the Metropolitan Club, my class reunion, the life I deserve, I was born to! You don't understand!" "I do, you smelly prichute," said Vincent Mangecavallo, walking forward in the dull wash of light. "Like certain people can be useful to you, but you got no use for them!" "Who are you? I've seen you before, I know your-voice, but I can't ... I can't--2'

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"Maybe because my own mother, may she rest in peace in Lauderdale, wouldn't know me, either, due to my one terrific disguise." Vinnie removed his red wig and squatted in front of the Secretary of State. "Hello, fazool, how are ya? Maybe your country club boys blew up the wrong boat, wadd'ya think of that?" "Mangecavallo! ... No, no! I went to your memorial service the other day! You're gone, you're dead! This isWt happening to me!" "Maybe it isn't, you big diplomatico, maybe it's all a bad dream brought on by the evil in your rotten soul. Maybe I just rose from the arms of Morphine "Morpheus, Commander Y, Morpheus." "Yeah, him.... Like from the dead across that big river, come back to haunt you pricks who think you're so superiors, like what goes through your stomachs comes out vanilla ice cream. Yeah, Jazool, I'm back from the fishes, and the sharks came with me. They give me respect; you never did." "Auggh!" Suddenly, with a shriek that pierced the night and disturbed the floodlit crowds at the Lincoln Memorial, the Secretary of State wriggled like a trapped reptile, sprang to his feet, and raced screaming hysterically across the grounds. "I gotta catch that son of a bitch!" yelled Mangecavallo, getting up, but not easily, because of his weight. "He'll spill everything!" "Forget it!" cried the Hawk, tripping the CIA director. "He's finished, he's out." "Wadd'ya talkin'? He's seen me!" "It won't matter. No one will believe him." "Mac, you're not making sense!" insisted Brokey the Deuce. "Do you know who this man is?" "Sure I do, and I'm making sense, too.... So you're really that Italian fella who ran the Agency?" "Yeah, it's a long story, and I don't like long stories. I got carried away. Shit!" "Melodramatic emotionalism is one of the finest gifts of your race, signore. Think of the great operas-no one could have created them but yourselves. Capisce Italiano?"

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"Sure, I speak." "Lo capirete inoltre. "Fliat's beautiful, but that cannoli is going to blow apart the whole fuckin' ball of wax!" "No, he's not, Signor Mangecavallo.... Brokey, do you remember Frank Heffelfinger?" " 'Finger Frank,' with his digits on the wrong sixinchers? Who the hell wouldn't? He blew up the wrong beaches in Wonsan. Naturally, none of us ever say anything, especially now since he's the President's clown prince in the navy stag department."

"I spoke to Frank. That's why Pease was here." "So?"

"The Finger's waiting by his phone now. He's got one other call to make. To his buddy, the President." "About what?" "About Pease's state of mind, which is the result of a very strange telephone conversation Frank had with the Secretary this afternoon. After thinking about that call all day, he's decided to tell his friend in the White House about his concerns.... Come on, we've got to find a phone booth. And damn quick, too, I've got to catch the shuttle back to New York." "Hey, G.I. Joe!" cried Mangecavallo. "What about you and me getting to that hearing?" "T'hat's under control, Commander Y. You'll be with the Wopotamis. Naturally, I'll have to get your measurements, but we can do that quickly. The squaws are excellent seamstresses-almost as good as Mrs. Lafferty." "Squaws? We got Irish-American Indians? This guy's pazzo!" "Have faith, Mr. Director. The Hawk moves in mysterious ways." "Come, gentlemen," ordered MacKenzie. "Triple quickmarch. There's a phone booth at the edge of the parking lot. Let's roll!" The three red-migged men ran across the grounds in varying degrees of breathlessness, the only words, however, from Vinnie the Bam-Bani, who kept repeating. "Mannaggia, mannaggia! It's all crazy! Pdzzo, pazzo, pazzo!"

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THE WASHINGTON POST

SECRETARY OF STATE HOSPITALIZED TAKEN TO PSYCHIATRIC WARD AT WALTER REED HOSPITAL

Warren Pease, Secretary of State, wearing the garb of a Catholic priest, was taken into custody last evening while running amok through the crowds at the Lincoln Memorial. According to the police, as well as witnesses, Mr. Pease kept screaming that some "specter" he could not or would not identify had "risen from the dead" and had "come back to haunt his rotten soul." He also claimed that a "painted hermaphrodite from hell" had threatened to slash his "pockets and his throat" because he/she determined he was an (expletive deleted) which he kept screaming he was not because "he forgave her for her sins." The Secretary has no history of being an ordained priest or minister, and would there ' fore have no powers of religious absolution. (Our editors have diligently researched this fact.) . A late report from the White House, however, may shed light on this incredible event. Maurice Fitzpeddler, the press secretary, said that the nation should have only great sympathy for the stressed, overburdened Mr. Pease and his family, although when questioned, Mr. Fitzpeddler admitted that the divorced Secretary Pease had no family. Adding to this, the President allowed, through Mr., Fitzpeddler, that he had received a telephone call yesterday calling into question the state of the Secretary's extreme stress under the pressures of his office. He asked that the nation pray for Mr. Pease's recuperation and "his release from a straitjacket" It should be noted here that the President's Chief of Staff, Arnold Subagaloo, smiled throughout the press conference' When questioned about his expression, the Chief of Staff gave the press an erect middle finger.

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It was shortly past midnight when MacKenzie Hawkins walked into the lobby of the Waldorf-Astoria and, as arranged, went to the front desk to pick up whatever messages were left for Suite 12A-no names, merely the room number. There were two:

Call Beverly Hills. Reach Wonn City.

As it was three hours earlier in California, he decided to call Madge first in Greenwich, Connecticut. He recrossed the lobby to a pay phone. "Midgey, I'm sorry it's so late, but I just got in." "No sweat, Mac dear, I'm still working on the outline. I'll have it finished in less than an hour, and the courier service will bring it down right away; you should have it by two-thirty. Hawk, it's terrific! Straight boffo box office across all markets!" "Now, Midge, don't go sounding too Hollywood, it gets a mite hard." "Sorry, you're right, darling. It's just that everyone talks

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like that to work up enthusiasm for a project. The more the hype, the better the pitch." "March to your own drummer, girl. You've got too much class for that." "With worms, Mac?" "Well, you were fashioning a commodity." "You can bank on it, and I have." "But I'm pleased you think the Suicidal thing's got possibilities ... frankly, I did, too." "Darling, it's pure gelt! ... Gold, Mac, I mean gold. Actors traveling the world over as an antiterrorist unit, and it's real!" I "You think I could get a couple of West Coast types interested---2' "Interested?" she interrupted. 'Then you haven't talked to Ginny yet, have you?" "No, I figured it was earlier out there, so I called you first." "I spoke to her late this afternoon, after I listened to the tapes, and we had a long talk. You're in for a surprise, Mac. She's been networking since three-thirty, California time." 'Networking'? Midgey, you're picking up some very odd language, and I'm not sure I approve. It sounds coarse." "No, darling, that one's okay, it's really standard. It's just taking a noun and turning it into a verb." "T'hat sounds better --- 2' "But, Hawk, you listen to me," broke in Madge of' Worm City. "I know you sometimes get a little overprotective about us girls, and we love you for it, but you've got to promise me something." "What is it?" "Don't beat the shit out of Manny Greenberg. Don't give him the deal, but don't break his face." "Now, Midgey, that's plain vulgar-" "Gotta go, Mac. I'm getting near the finish line here and my word processor's smoking. Call Ginny, darling. Love, as always."

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"The residence of Lord and Lady Cavendish," announced the adenoidal Anglican on the line from California. "The name, please?" "Guy Burgess calling from Moscow." "It's all right, I've got it!" Ginny broke in quickly. "He's such an old tease, Basil." "Yes, madam," said the butler in a devastating monotone as he hung up the phone. "Mac, sweetie, I've been waiting hours for your call. I've got wonderful news!" "Which, I gather from Madge, includes not engaging Manny in hand-to-hand combat." "Oh, him-no, don't, he can be useful in an auction but not if he's in the hospital. To tell you the truth, I started with Manny, breaking my rule never to talk to exhusbands while my lawyers are talking to their lawyers, and it worked." "What worked? What's an auction?" "Midgey says the concept is not only sensational, it's a landmark in the worldwide gold stakes! She says it's all there, everything-and it's got everything! Actors-hunks, six of them-flying all over freeing hostages, capturing terrorists, and it's all true! I gave Manny just a hint ... after he agreed to leave the paintings alone, naturally ... and when I told him that Chauncey was reaching some ,cinema chaps' in London, Manny screamed for his secretary to schedule the studio plane." "Ginny, for God's sake, slow down! You're grasshopping from one thing -to another and not making sense.... Now what's Manny doing, and what did this 'Chauncey' do, and who the hell is he?" "My husband, Mac!" "Oh, the Grenadier, yes, I remember now. Damn fine regiments, all of 'em; first rate in combat. What did he do?" "I told you, he's a great admirer of yours, and when Madge called and began explaining what you had on those tapes, I asked him to get on the line-what with his being so military and everything." "What did he think?" "He said it was similar to the Fourth or Fortieth Royal Commandos who were recruited from the Old Vic and had

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what he called 'only marginal success,' because they kept 'breaking silence.' He wants to talk to you about it and compare notes." "Goddamn, put him on the phone, Ginny!" "No, Mac, there isn't time. Besides, he's not here. He's over at the armory in Santa Barbara playing polo with the British colony." "So what did he do?" "Hawk, you must be tired and need to have your shoulders massaged. I told you. He thought the whole thing Midgey's putting together for you has the earmarks of a megahit and called some friends of his in London to let them know about it."

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"They're taking the early morning Concorde and will be here before they took off from London." "Be where?" "In New York. To see you." "Tomorrow ... toddy?" "Where, you are, yes." "And your ex, Greenberg?" "Tomorrow morning-this morning for you. Also, since I had Manny and Chauncey's friends on the record---out here everyone checks out everything, including airline -passenger lists and the schedules of studio planes-I called a few other hotshots who want Chauncey at their dinner tables, and gave out a little inside information. You're going to have a busy day, sweetie." "By Caesar, you're on the mark, it is wonderful! But frankly, Gin- Gin, I knew you girls would come through for me, except I sort of figured later on, like early next week-not Friday to Monday, of'course, because I'm kind of tied up with other endeavors---2' "Mac, you said, and I quote! 'In a dayV "Well, surely I did, but that was to get the writing stuff out of the way and somehow have it in the hands of those Beverly Hills buddhas over the weekend and get things rolling on Monday or Tuesday." "Look here, once-great husband of mine and dearest friend I'ye ever had, what the hell are you trying to tell me?"

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"Well, Gin-Gin-" "Cut the 'Gin-Gin' crap, Hawk. When you found Lillian in that run-down gym and decided she needed more help than me, that's how you started with us, with the Gin-Gin. Then Lil told me that when you ran across Midgey in that coke bust where you wondered where the cola was, she said you began by saying 'Lilly-Lilly.' What is it, M40 We love you, you know that. Why is tomorrow morning a problem? If it's another wife, we'll understand and take her under our wings when the time comes." "It's nothing like that, Ginny. But it's goddamned important-for a lot of people, a lot of underprivileged people."' "You're tilting at windmills again, aren't you, my dearesf friend?" said Lady Cavendish softly. "I'll call everything off, if you like. I can do it-actually, you can do it by not answering the phone or the door. The vultures have only a room number, Suite Twelve A, no name, no identification." "No, no, I'll handle it-we'll handle it.'; "We?" "I've got the boys all here. I just figured on keeping them here until my other problem is solved." "The Suicidal Six?" cried Ginny. "They're there at the Waldorf." "The whole half dozen, kid." "Are they hunks?" "They're that and more than that in varying sizes. What's more important, they expect something from me." "T'hen deliver, Mac. You never failed any of us." "One, maybe." "Annie? ... Get off it, Hawk. She got through to me last week on some radio phone with a lot of static. She managed to fly out a dozen really sick children from an island in the Pacific for treatment in Brisbane. She's happy as can be. Isn't that what it's all about? Being happy with yourself? That's what you taught us." "Tell me, does she ever mention Sam Devereaux?" "Sam ... T, "You -heard me, Ginny."

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"Well, yes, she does, but I don't think you want to hear it, Mac. Leave it lie." "I want to hear it. He's my friend." "Still? " "By circumstance, yes." "All right.... She says she remembers him as the only man she ever slept with-it was 'a communion of love,' that's the way she put it. All the others are forgotten." "Will she ever come back?" "No, Mac. She's found what you wanted her to find@ what you wanted all of us to find. Comfort in our own skins, remember telling us that?" "Damned psycho-bullshit!" exclaimed Hawkins, once again wipin a tear from his eye in front of a pay teleI 9 phone. "I'm no goddanined savior of goddamned souls, I just know who the hell I like and who the hell I don't like.. Don't put me on any goddamned pedestal!" "Whatever you say, Hawk, and anyway, you'd crush it." "Crush what?" "The pedestal. Now what about tomorrow morning?" "I'll handle it." "Be kind to the vultures, Mac, kind and noncommital, they can't stand that." "What do you mean?" "The nicer you are, the more they sweat, the more they sweat, the better off you are." "Kinda like facing down enemy intelligence personnel in Istanbul, right?" "That's Hollywood, Mac."

Morning came, barely dawn to be precise, and the phone in Suite 12A began ringing. Hawkins, who lay supine on the floor of the living room area, was prepared for it. He had received Madge's "Concept Treatmenf' at 2:03 A.M., finished reading, rereading, and absorbing the eighteen pages of high tension fashioned by his third wife by three o'clock, had taken the telephone off the desk and placed it on the carpet next to his head, and bivouacked for a few hours of sleep. Rest was a weapon for impending, combat, as necessary as superior firepower. However,'Midgey had

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done such a superb job-the narrative explosive, each page dynamic in terms of energy, action, and diversified character sketches-that much-needed sleep was postponed for nearly thirty minutes while the Hawk considered becoming a motion picture producer. Hell, no! Omaha and the Wopotamis will take up all of my time. Stick to priorities, soldier! Suddenly, the abrasive ringing echoed off the walls of the room. "Yes?" said Mac, the phone at his left ear on the floor. "Andrew Ogilvie here, General." "What?" "Yes, I said 'General,' chap. I'm afraid my old Grenadier comrade broke the rules and told me who you were. You had a splendid war, old boy. Much impressed, much impressed." "Much early, too," said Hawkins. "You really were with the Grenadiers?" "A callow youth, to be sure, as was Cavvy." "Cavvy? " "Lord Cavendish, of course. He, too, had a fine war. Got right into the mud and the mortars and never 'lorded' it over anyone, if you catch my meaning." "Yeah, it's splendid, real fine. It's also real early and my troops aren't ready for muster. Have some morning tea and come up in an hour. You're first, I'll give you that." The phone replaced, there was a rapid knocking at the corridor door. Mac got to his feet, and in his camouflaged skivvies walked over to it. "Yes?" "Hey, who else?" shouted the intruder in the hallway. "I knew it was you, I'd know that growl anywhere!" "Greenberg?" "Hey, baby, who else? My lovely, adorable wife, who threw me out of the house for no reason whatsoever and took me for a bundle-but who cares, she's a doll-gave me a rundown and I knew it was you! Lernme in, pal, okay, okay? A deal we can make!" "You're second in line, Manny." "You got some phonies in there awready? Hey, listen, sweetheart, I gotta whole studio behind me, the big megillah! Wadd'ya want to deal with second-raters for, huh?" "Because they own England, that's why."

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"That's crapola! They make those dumb movies where everybody's talking and nobody knows what they're saying because they got gefilte fish in their mouths!" "Others think otherwise." "What others? For every Jimmy Bond, they got fifty underwear Gandhis which never made back their negative costs, and don't let 'em tell you they did!" "Others say otherwise." "Who you gonna believe? The rotten redcoats who talk funny or the pure Paul Reveres?" "Come back in three hours, Manny, and call first from the lobby." "Mac, give me a break! The whole studio's got the big eye on me!" "I'm giving you a break, you horny toad. Maybe you'll find a none too discriminating sixteen-year-old hooker in the lobby." "Hey, that's slander! I'll sue the bitch!" "Just leave now, Manny, or don't bother to come back." "Aikiright, awright." The telephone rang again, pulling Hawkins away from the door, although he would have preferred to wait and make sure Greenberg had really left. "YesT' said the Hawk, picking the ph-one up off the floor. "Suite Twelve AT' "So?"

"This is Arthur Scrimshaw, head of development for Holly Rock Productions, the rock of Hollywood, 'With worldwide grosses that would stagger the imagination if I were at liberty to disclose them, and, furthermore, the recipient of a total of sixteen Oscar nominations over the past . .-. harrumph ... years." "How many Oscars did you win, Mr. Scrimshaw?" "Very close, very close. Could have gone either way each time. And speaking of time, I've found some in my unbelievably hectic schedule for us to have breakfastshall I say a power breakfast?" "Come back in four hours--2' "I beg your pardon. Perhaps I didn't make clear my position--2' "You made everything perfectly clear, Scrimmy, and so

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did 1. You're third on the list and that means four hours, leaving an hour for my people to prepare for muster." "Are you quite sure you want to treat the chief of Holly Rock's division of development in this manner?" "Don't have a choice, Artie boy. The schedule's been set." "Well ... harruinph ... in that case, and since you're in a suite, would you perchance have an extra bed?" "A bed?" "It's the damned bookkeepers, you und ' erstand. I should fire them all.... They seem to frown upon spontaneous reservations, and I never sleep a wink on the redeye from L.A. I tell you,. I'm exhausted!" "Try the Salvation Army mission down in the Bowery. They take all contributions over a dime.... Four hours!" The Hawk slammed down the phone, placed it on the hotel desk, and as he turned to head for the nearest bedroom, it rang again. "Goddamn, what is it?" he roared. "Emerald Cathedral Studios, heah," began the mellifluous voice, in a thick Southern accent. "A God-fearin' patriotic, bird; flew some information down here regardin' some great patriotic movie you want to get made, a movie based on real facts! And let me tall ya, boy, we ain't no part of those Hebes and Nigras that's runnin' the filurn industry. We'ah simon-pure Christian, flag-wavin' real Amerucuns who believe that might is fuckin' right, and we want to tell the story of real Amerucuns doin' God's work. We also got lots of dollars-quite a few million, fer a fact. Our Sunday telecasts and used car lots where every salesman's a Christian minister are weekly uranium mines." "Be at the Lincoln Memorial in Washington, D.C., at midnight tonight," ordered Hawkins quietly. "And wear white hoods over your heads so I'll know you!" "Ain't that kinda obvious?" "Are you gutless, antimilitary, anti-American liberal types?" "Hell, no! We put our money where our mouths are, and we got plenty of both. We'ah Jesse's boys!" "If it's the right Jesse,,catch a plane and be in Washington tonight. Four hundred feet from the front of the statue and six hundred to the oblique right. You'll reach the

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honor guard house, and the men inside will tell you where we are." "We got a deal then?" "A deal you couldn't imagine. Remember the hoods. They're vital!" "Gotcha, boy!" The phone replaced, MacKenzie walked to the nearest bedroom door and knocked. "Reveille, troops! You've got an hour for spit, polish, and mess before engagement. Don't forget, you're in combat fatigues and side arms. Place your orders with room service." "We did that last night, General," shouted the voice of Sly from inside. "It'll be here in twenty minutes." "You mean you're upT' "Of course, sir," replied Marlon. "We've already been out and run forty or fifty blocks." "You don't have doors to the hallway." 'Mat's right, sir," agreed Sylvester. "I didn't hear you leave, and I hear everything!" "We can be very quiet, General," added Marlon. "And you must have been very tired. You didn't even move.... We're all meeting here for petit d,4jeuner ... early mess, sir.11 "Goddaynn!" To the Hawk's annoyance, the telephone rang again. Angry but resigned, he returned to the desk and picked up the shrill instrument. "Yes?" "Ahh, it is most pleasurable to hear your beautiful voice," said the obviously Oriental male on the line. "11is most unworthy soul is most rucky to make your acquaintance. "Nice to meet, you, too, and who the hell are youT' "Yakataki Motoboto, but my rovery friends in-Horrywood call me 'Cruiser."' "I can understand that. Come back in five hours and call from the lobby first." "Ahh, yes, you are being fliverous, no doubt, but perhaps I can irriminate your conditions, since I believe we now own this beautiful hotel an ' d its robby." "What are you talking about, Motorboat?" "We also own three of the rargest studios in Horrywood,

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most worthy person. I suggest you see me first, or perhaps most unfortunatry we must evict you instantry." "No can do, ToJo. Your front desk has a line of credit on our behalf to the tune of a hundred thousand. Until that's in jeopardy, you can't move our asses anywhere. That's the law, Bonsai, our law." "Aiyee! You try the patience of this unworthy soul. I represent the Toyhondahai Enterprises, U.S.A. Motion Pic-' ture Operations!" "Good for you. I represent six warriors that make your samurai look like chickenshit purveyors.... Five hours, Slope, or I'll call my buddies in the Tokyo Diet and they'll take away your tax-exempt company expense accounts for reasons of corruption!" "Aiyee!" "On the other hand, come back in five hours and all is forgiven." The Hawk hung up the phone and went to his open duffel bag on the couch. It was time to dress. The gray suit, not the buckskins. Nineteen minutes and thirty-two seconds later, the men of the Suicidal Six stood rigidly at attention, a line of superbly conditioned stalwarts impressively filling out their camouflaged combat fatigues, their .45 caliber side arms bolstered and strapped tightly around their enviously slim waists. Gone were the theatrical manifestations of their currently assumed "names"; the slouches, swaggers, and vocal imitations had vanished. In their places were rockhard faces, sharp, precise language, and the concrete postures of relatively young but experienced soldiers, each with striking features and clear, unblinking eyes that held both intensity and perception. At the moment they were passing inspection for their surrogate commander. "That's it, boys, you've got it!" cried the Hawk approvingly. "Remember, this is the image you want to give 'em when they first take a look at you. Tough but smart, battlescarred but human, above the crowd but with the common touch. God, I love it when men look like you! Damn it to hell, we need heroes! We crave brave souls who'll ride into the mouth of death, into the jaws of hell-" "You've got it backwards, General, it's the other way around."

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"Same damn thing." "Not really." "He wants William Holden in the last scenes of Kwai." "Or John Ireland in OX Corral." "How about Dick Burton and Big Clint in Eagles Dare?" "Or Eroll Flynn in anything." "Don't forget Connery in The Untouchables." "Hey, fellas, what about Sir Henry Sutton as the knight in BecketT' "Absolutely!" "Hey, what about Sir Henry, General? We're here, but where is he? We consider him a part of us now, especially where our movie's concerned." "On another assignment, men. A very vital assignment; he'll meet up with you later... Now, back to the engagement facing us." "Can we relax, sir?" "Yes, yes, of course, but don't lose that, that . . "Collective image, General?" asked Telly gently. "Yeah, that's what I meant think." "And you'd be quite right, sir," added the Yale-trained Sly. "You see, we're basically ensemble players. It's largely improv and goes with the interacting totality, as it were. " Totality ... ? Yeah, sure.... Now, listen up. The Hollywood types and the London film types you're going to meet don't know what to expect, but when they see six military hunks-as, a dear friend of mine who understands their mentalities put it-they'll see bucketfuls of bucks. Especially because you're the real thing, and that's where you're different. You don't have to sell yourselves, they've got to sell themsleves. You're the choosers, not the choosees; they may want to buy, but you may not want to sell. You've got certain standards." "Isn't that a dangerous position?" asked The Duke. "Producers hold the purse strings, not actors, especially not actors like us who haven't exactly set Broadway on fire, to say nothing of Hollywood." "Gentlemen, " said the Hawk. "Forget your previous lives and whatever marks you made or didn't make. As of

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now, who and what you are is setting the world on fire! That's what these people will see flowing into their cash registers. You're not only professional actors, you're soldiers, commandos in various disguises to achieve your missions!" "Oh, hell," said Dustin, shrugging. "Anyone with advanced acting techniques under his belt could do it--?' "Don't ever say that!" shouted MacKenzie. "Sorry, General, but I think it's the truth." "Then keep it a secret, son!" said the Hawk. "We're dealing with 'high concept' here. We keep it big, not small." "What does that mean?" asked Sly. "Don't bring in details; their attention spans can't handle it." MacKenzie walked to the desk and picked up the clipped pages of his third wife's literary labors; he turned back to the unit. "This is what's known as an outline, or a 'treatment,' or something just as dumb-sounding, and there's only one copy-that's to keep its security at a maximum. It's a high-powered summary of your activities over the past few years, and let me tell you, it's a nuclear missile. When each of these vultures arrives, I'll give him this single copy and tell him he's got fifteen minutes to read it and then ask whatever questions he likes, the answers to which will be subject to national security. I want you to sit in those chairs over there that I've placed in a semicircle maintaining that collective- whatever you call it." "Collective image of silent strength with an admixture of intelligence and perception?" suggested Telly the professor. "Yeah, that one. And maybe it wouldn't hurt if a couple of you slap the holsters of your forty-fives whenever I say ,national security.' "You, Sly; then you, Marlon," ordered The Duke. "Got it." "Got it." "Now, here's the kicker," continued the Hawk quickly. "At first, you answer the clowns' questions in your normal, regular voices, then when I nod at each of you, you switch to the impersonations of the people-the actorsyou imitated for me and Colonel Cyrus."

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"We've got lots of others," said Dustin. "Those will do," replied Hawkins. "They were damned convincing." "What's the point?" asked the skeptical Marlon. "I'd think you'd see that right off. We prove that you're real talented professionals, that you've done what you've done because you are actors." "That can't hurt us, pilgrims," said The Duke, reverting to his histrionic persona. "What the hell, not too many other honchos in the business ever listened to us." "Confidence, men. You've got it all!" The telephone rang again. "Chow down, gentlemen," MacKenzie went on, reaching for the phone as the Suicidal Six rushed to the room-service tables. "Yes, who's this?" "The twelfth son of the sheik of Tizi Ouzou by his twenty-second wife," said the soft voice over the line. "Thirty thousand camels. may be yours if our talk bears fruit, otherwise a hundred thousand Western dogs may die if the fruits are barren." "Ream it! Come back in six hours or go bury your balls in the desert sand!" Seven hours later, the good ship, HwWs Assault, had made its initial foray into the turbulent waters of the motion picture industry. In its treacherous wake and struggling to keep from drowning were a former British Grenadier named Ogilvie, who blustered about thankless wog colonials; one Emmanuel Greenberg, whose copious weeping touched all but one MacKenzie Hawkins; a certain exhausted head of Holly Rock's development named Scrimshaw, who finally said he'd temporarily settle for a bed he didn't have to pay for; a shrieking "Cruiser" Motoboto, who made it abundantly clear that prison camps in "Horrywood" were not entirely out of the question; and lastly, a snarling Sheik Mustacha Hafaiyabeaka, in flowing robes, who made constant and odious comparisons be- tween camel droppings and the American dollar. Nevertheless, to a man and his corporate entity, each profoundly hoped to be chosen as the producing force behind the most spectacular motion picture to be made in modem times, and each, stunned speechless by the six extraordinary actor-commandos, agreed without reservation that they

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would portray themselves in the film of their exploits. Only Greenberg offered the suggestion: "Maybe a little skin, fellas? Y'know, a few girlies so there shouldn't be any questions, y'know?" The Suicidal Six agreed enthusiastically, especially Marlon, Sly, and Dustin. "Thirty-sixcarat gelt!" whispered Manny, even more enthusiastically. Business cards were proffered, but Hawkins was clear: no decision would be made until early the following week. When the last of the supplicants left, namely the growling twelfth son of the sheik of Tizi Ouzou by his twentysecond wife, MacKenzie turned to his elite Delta Force by way of the theater and rendered his judgment. "You were great, every one of you. They were hypnotized, blown out of their foxholes-you did it!" "Outside of putting on a pretty good show," said the erudite Telly, "FiXi not exactly sure what we did." "Did you just lose your flak jacket, son?" broke in the startled Hawkins. "Didn't you hear what they said? To a sweaty palm, they want this project so bad they drooled!" "Well," observed Dustin, "I heard a lot of noise, a lot of shouting and pleading, especially Mr. Greenberg's crying-he was especially effective, very much like a Greek chorus--but I'm not sure what it all meant." "We didn't see anyone pulling out a contract," said Marlon. "We don't want any contracts. Not yet." "When's 'Yet,' General?" asked Sir Larry. "You see, we've been through all this before. There's always a great deal of talk but very few pieces of paper. Paper is a commitment, sir, the rest is just ... well, talk." "if I remember correctly, gentlemen, negotiations are left to the negotiators. We're the creative side; we do and they haggle." "Who negotiates for us, if anybody really wants us ... pilgrim?" "Good point, Duke. Maybe I'd better make a phone call." "I'll payfor it," said Sly. Instead, the Waldorf-Astoria's telephone rang. The Hawk crossed to the desk. "Yes, who the bell is thisT'

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"Sweetie, I couldn't wait any longer! How's everything going?" "Oh, hi, Ginny, everything went fine, but as the boys explained to me, we may have a problem." "Manny? ... You didn't kill him, did you, Mac?" "Hell, no. As a fact, the boys were kinda taken by him." "The crying bit, huh?" "You got it." "He's very good at that, the bastard... Then what's the problem?" "Well, as the men say, it's real splendid that these vultures liked us, or pretended to like us, but how do we get anything on paper-2' "It's all arranged, Mac. The William Morris Agency is handling everything-right up at the top. Robbins and Martin themselves." "Robbins and Martin? Sounds like a classy men's shop. "Class they are, and we should all have their brains, sweetie. Not only brains, they speak English you can understand, not Hollywood crapola. That's why they confuse everybody and take home the bread. They'll go to work when I tell them." "Make ' it early next week, okay, Ginny?" "Sure. Where can I reach you, and who exactly besides Manny showed up?" "Here, I've got their cards." The Hawk picked up the business cards on the desk and read each off to his former wife. "Wasn't there a nut studio in Georgia or Florida? Of course, no legitimate company in the South will deal with them, but they've got several cathedrals full of money and can push up the bids." "I have an idea they may run into a bit of trouble tonight in Washington." "What?" "Le it pass, Ginny." "I know that tone; it's passed. Now how about you? Where will you be?" "Call a Johnny Calfhose at the Wopotami reservation

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outside of Omaha, he'll know where to find me. Here's his private number." Hawkins gave it to her. "Got it?" "Sure, but what's a Calfhose, and what the hell is a Wopotami?" "He's a disenfranchised member of that downtrodden people." "Your windmills, Mac?" "We do what we can, little lady." "Who to this time, sweetie?" "Bad protectors of the republic with very bad attitudes." "Oh, the D.C. pricky-shitsT' "And their forebears, Ginny, going back over a hundred years.,, "How delicious! ... But how did you ever get Sam involved?" "He's a very principled man-far more mature than he was and with seven children-but he knows right from wrong." "That's what I mean! How did you get him back? That beautiful boy thinks you're Ali Baba's forty thieves all walking around on one pair of legs." "Well, as I say, he's changed, mellowed over the years. Probably goes with his haggard looks and the arthritis that kinda makes him stoop ... I guess nine kids would do that to anybody." "Nine? I thought you said seven?" "I get mixed up, but then so does he. I'll say this, though, he's become a far more tolerant man." "Ibank heavens he got over Annie. We were all worried about - him.... Wait a minute! Seven kids ... nine? What did his wife do, drop two and three at a time?" "Well, we haven't really--2' Fortunately for MacKenzie Hawkins, there were several clicks on the line followed by the excited voice of an interrupting operator. "Suite Twelve'A, you have an emergency call! Please terminate your current conversation so I can connect YOU." "Bye, Ginny girl, we'll make contact later." MacKenzie slammed down the phone and held it in place; it rang three seconds later and he yanked it up. `This is Suite Twelve A. Who's thisT'

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"Redwing, you prehistoric monster!" roared Jennifer from Swampscott, Massachusetts. "Sam heard the Brokemichael tape last night, and it was all Cyrus, Roman, and our two Desis could do to hold him down! Finally, Cyrus managed to get practically a whole bottle of whisky into him-" "When he sobers up, he'll come to his senses," interrupted the Hawk. "He usually does." "Nice of you to say so, but, of course, we'll never know." "What do you mean?" "He's gone!" "That's impossible! With my adjutants and Roman Z and the colonel all there?" "He's one sneaky son of a bitch, Thunder Ass. His door was closed and we figured he was still sleeping it off, then five minutes ago Roman was patrolling the beach when he saw a speedboat pull close to the shore about a quarter of a mile away and a figure run from the dunes into the water

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"Binoculars don't lie, and Roman Z's eyesight's got to be damn sharp or he'd have a much longer record than he has." "Goddamn, there he goes again! It's Switzerland all over again!" "You mean when Sam tried to stop you---2' "Damn near did," broke in MacKenzie, furiously checking his pockets with his free hand for his pacifiernamely, a mutilated cigar. "He must have used a phone and called somebody." "Obviously, but who?" "How would I know? I haven't seen him in years ....

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"Don't you? I think I heard you say practically the same thing at the Ritz-Carlton, General." "Yeah, I believe it, but there's a time and place to act on those principles and this isn't it! ... Yet what can he really do? A hysterical lawyer with bloodshot eyes and wet clothes running to a newspaper, like he suggested, with a story like ours? There's no way they could confirm it; they'd call a truck from a funny farm." "I think I left out something," said Jennifer. "What?" "He's got the Brokemichael tape." "Sherman in Atlanta, you've got to be kidding, Redskin lady!" "With all my Redskin heart, I wish I were. We can't find it anywhere." "Holy pistols of Georgie Patton! He could nuke the whole enterprise. We've got to stop him!" "How? 11 "Call the Boston papers, the radio and television stations, and tell 'ern all a lunatic's escaped from the biggest mental institution in Massachusetts." "That won't do much good when they hear the tape. The first thing they'll do is make copies, then voice-print scans and match them with your friend General Brokemichael, either from newsreel tapes or just over the telephone." "I'll call Brokernichael and tell him to stay off the phone!" "The phone ... T' said Jennifer pensively. "That's it! All telephone companies have computerized printouts of every number called; it's standard billing procedure. I'm sure Mr. Pinkus can get an immediate police order." "For what?" "The number Sam called from the Birnbaum phone here! Except when you reached us early this morning, no one's used that phone." "Someone did, and his name is Devereaux."

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"Counselor, this is Lieutenant Cafferty, Boston P.D. We have the information you want." "Thank you so much, Lieutenant Cafferty. Had there not been an emergency, I would never have prevailed upon your office or your kindness." "Hey, come on, no trouble, sir. After all, every year at the department's annual dinner it's always 'Pinkus's Corned Beef and Cabbage."' "An insignificant contribution compared to the services you render to our fair city." "Well, you just call us any time.... Here's what we got from the telephone company. During the past twelve hours there've been only four calls made from the Swampscott number, the last being six minutes ago to New York City--2, "Yes, we're aware of that one, Lieutenant. The other three, please." "Two were to your own house, Mr. Pinkus. The first at six-thirty- three,last night and then this morning-_2' "Oh, yes, I was reaching Shirley, that's my wife. I forgot." "We've all met the missus, Counselor, and a grand lady she is. So tall and graceful, sir." "Tall? No, actually she's quite short; it's her hairdo. Never mind, what's the fourth call, please?" "It was made on the unlisted number out there at seventwelve this morning to the residence of Geoffrey Frazier---2' "Frazier?" interrupted Aaron involuntarily. "How extraordinary ... !" "He's a lot of things, if you don't mind my saying so, Mr. Pinkus, including a royal pain in the arse, forgive my language, sir." "I'm sure his grandfather employs far worse, Lieutenant Cafferty.': Oh, I ve heard him, Counselor! Whenever we pull the lad into the tank, the old man asks if we can't keep him a few more days." "Thank you very much, Lieutenant, you've been a great help." "Anytime, sir."

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Aaron replaced the phone and looked quizzically at Jennifer. "At least we know how Sam found the tape; he used Sidney's private line in the study. That's where we played it last night." "But that's not what's shocked you, is it? It's someone named Frazier, right?" "Exactly. He's one of the most charming-I might even say lovable-men you could ever meet. A totally nice person whose parents died years ago in a plane crash when the inebriated Frazier, Senior, tried to land his seaplane on the Grand Corniche in Monte Carlo. Geoffrey was a classmate of Sam's at Andover." "Then that's why he called him." "I doubt it. Sam doesn't hate people, that's not in him, really, even MacKenzie Hawkins, as you've seen. But he does disapprove, disapprove deeply." "Disapprove-in what way, and why this Frazier?" "Because Geoffrey's abused and wasted his privileges. He's a functioning alcoholic whose only,purpose in life is the pursuit of pleasure and the avoidance of pain.... And Sam has absolutely no use for him." "He did today-about ten minutes ago on the beach." "Me general's right, we have to stop him!" said Aaron suddenly, turning back to the phone. "HowT' "If we knew where he went in the boat, it'd be a place to start." "Mat could be anywhere." "No, not really," said Aaron. "Things have changed along the shoreline; the Coast Guard and the Power Squadrons are constantly on the alert, not only for reckless boaters, but for people bringing in illegal substances from other craft farther out. Those with houses on the beach are asked to report any suspicious activity on their water frontages." "Someone may have called already then," interrupted Jennifer. "That boat came up to the beach." "Yes, but Sam went out to get on board, no one got off." "Then we have the why-get-involved syndromes' concluded Jennifer.

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"Exactly." "Still, why not call the Coast Guard?" "I would in a second if I knew what kind of boat it was, even its size or shape or color or the marina where it's berthed." Pinkus reached for the telephone, adding as he dialed. "But I just remembered, I do know something else, someone else."

One of the secluded crowns of Boston is an isolated patch of ground on top of Beacon Hill called Louisburg Square. It is a compound of elegant town houses originally built in the 1840s, its small, manicured park guarded at the north end by a statue of Columbus, at the south by a monument to Aristides the Just. It is not isol ated physically, of course: Mail must be delivered, garbage picked up, -and the daytime servants have to get there as best they can without leaving their distressed vehicles among the Rolls- Royces, Porsches, and whatever cute, new American pretenders catch the fancy of the lairds of Louisburg. These lairds, however, are demographically semi-democratic-small d, presumably-for there is old, old money, old money, firstgeneration money, and newly acquired cash. There are inheritors, stockbrokers, lawyers, several CEOs, wid doctors, especially one doctor who is also a major American novelist the medical profession would like to put into a coma, but he's too good at both professions. However, again, demographics notwithstanding, only one telephone rang at this moment, and it was in the tastefully ornate town house of the oldest old money in Boston, specifically the residence of R. Cookson Frazier. As the phone rang, the spry elderly gentleman in red, sweatstained gym shorts sank a basketball accurately into the net of the small court he had built for himself on the top floor of his home. His sneakers squeaking on the hard wood beneath, he turned quizzically at the shrill intrusion. The momentary indecision ended when he remembered on the third ring that his housekeeper was down at the market. Wiping his brow beneath his white hair, he walked over to the wall phone and picked it up. "Yes?" he said, partially out of breath.

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"Mr. Frazier?" 'his is he." "It's Aaron Pinkus, Mr. Frazier. We've met several times, the last being at the Fogg Museum charity ball, I believe." "It was, indeed, Aaron, and why the 'Mr. Frazier'? You're damn near as old as I am and I believe we both agreed you wouldn't look it if you exercised more." "Too true, too true, Cookson. There never seems to be enough time." "There won't be for you, although you'll probably be the richest man in the graveyard." "I've long since given up such ambitions." "I know that, I'm just goading you because I'm sweating like a pig, which is a poor metaphor-I'm told that pigs don't sweat.... What can I do for you, old fellow?" "It concerns your grandson, I'm afraid-2' "You're afraid?" interrupted Frazier. "I'm terrified What now?" Pinkus started to tell his story, but within eight seconds, at the mention of the speedboat, the old man broke in, shouting triumphantly. "That's it! I've got him!" "I beg your pardon, CooksonT' "I can put him away!" "N"at ... T' "He's not permitted by law to drive his boat-or his car or his motorcycle or his snowmobile. He's been deemed a menace on land, sea, and snow!" "You'd have him sent to jail?" "Jail? Good Lord, no. Simply to one of those places that can straighten the boy out! My attorneys have already arranged it. If he's caught in even one of the violations, and there've been no injuries or legal redress from second parties, the court will permit me to take my own custodial measures." "You want to place him in a sanitarium?" "I'd prefer to use another term, like a 'rehabilitation center' or whatever the code words are." "To go that far, he really has grieved you then." "He certainly has, but perhaps not in the way you think.

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1 know that boy and love him dearly-my God, he's the last of the male Fraziers!" "I understand, Cookson." "I don't think you do. You see, whatever he is, we made him that way, our family did, just as I did with my own son, and I'm far worse because at least I was around, alive. But; as I say, I know him, and underneath that besotted exterior oozing with charm is a brain, Aaron! There's another man beneath the overindulged boy, I sense it, I truly believe it!" "He's a very likable person and I certainly couldn't contradict you." "You don't believe me, either, do youT' "I don't know him that well, Cookson." "The newspapers and the television people obviously think they do. With every scrape he gets into, the labels are there. 'Scion of wealth in drunk tank again,' and 'Playboy of Boston a disgrace to the city,' et cetera, et cetera, et cetera." "The events apparently took place---P "Of course they did! That's why your news is the greatest gift you could give me. I can now take control of that overage delinquent!" "How? His speedboat's on the water and we don't know where he's going." "You said he pulled up to the Swampscott beach about twenty minutes ago--" "Or slightly less." "To get back to the marina will take him at least forty to forty-five minutes-" "Suppose he's not heading for the marina? Suppose he's going the other way?" "North of Swampscott, the nearest refueling dock that permits outsiders is at Gloucester, and those cigarette boats drink fuel like six Arabs with straws in a single pot of tea. Gloucester's about a half hour away." "You know a this?" "I was commander of Boston's Power Squadron for five consecutive terms; of course I know it. We're wasting time, Aaron! I've got to call the squadron and our friends in the Coast Guard. They'll find him."

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"One thing, Cookson. On board is an employee of mine named Devereaux, Samuel Devereaux, and it's imperative that he be held by the authorities for me." "Bad business, eh?" "No, not bad at all, merely impetuous. But it's vital that he be held. I'll explain later." "Devereaux? Any relation to Lansing Devereaux?" "His son, actually." "Damn fine man, Lansing. Died much too young for a fellow of his abilities. For a fact, he led me into several lucrative investments." 'Tell me, Cookson. After he died, did you ever make contact with his widow?" "Could I do otherwise? He was the brains, I was merely some minor money. I transferred my profits to her accounts. As I say, who could do otherwiseT' "Apparently a number of people." "Damned thieving bloodsuckers.... I've got to get off the phone and make some calls, Aaron, but now that we've talked, let's have dinner some evenin

T "A great pleasure." "With your lovely wife, Shelly-such a tall and graceful woman." "It's Shirley, and, actually, she's not tall, it's her-never mind."

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The sky grew suddenly gray and the dark clouds above swelled in direct proportion to the angry ocean below. And off the coast of Massachusetts, Sam Devereaux held on to the stainless steel railing of the speedboat wondering what had possessed him to call Geoff Frazier, a man he thoroughly disliked.... Well, perhaps "disliked" was too strong. Nobody who knew "Crazy Frazie," as he was sometimes affectionately called, could really dislike him, because the "Spaced Cadet," as he was frequently referred to, had a heart as big as his monthly inheritance stipend, which he would willingly give to anyone he knew to be in distressful circumstances. What disturbed Sam at the moment was Frazie's maniacal maneuvers that intentionally sent the narrow, sleek, twin-engined cigarette boat into the monstrous waves. "Have to do it, old sport!" shouted the grinning skipper, his braided captain's hat askew. "These thin things can go belly-up if you don't take the water on head first!" "You mean we could sink?" "Actually, I'm not sure; never happened!" A gigantic, spray washed over the boat's windshield, soaking both men. "Damned exhilarating, isn't it, sport?"

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"Geoff, are you sober?" "Perhaps a touch, old boy, but it won't interfere!" yelled Frazier. "The sauce always makes one better in these sudden squalls! Gives you the edge over nature, if you know what I mean.... Can you hear me, Devvy?" "Unfortunately yes, Frazie." "Not to worry. These billy-blows kick up quickly but they can go away sometimes just as fast!" "How long?" "No more than an hour or so," shouted the happily grinning Frazier. "Our only problem will be finding a basin until then." "A basin?" "Can't head in till we find a cozy nook, as it were." "Speak English!" "Just did, sport. An inlet that reduces the wind and the water, and there's damn few along the shoreline." "Go into the beach!" "There are a lot of rocks and-jetties, Devvy, and these sweeuthings aren't the easiest to control in weather." "Whether what ... T' "Never mind-" "Damn it, go into the beach! There's a whole stretch up ahead without a rock in sight and I've got important things to do!" "Well, rocks and shoals aren't the only impediments, old fellow," yelled Frazier. "Boats like this one beaching on private property aren't exactly welcome sights, and if you'll look closer, there's nothing but dune houses as far as you can see!" "You went in almost a half hour ago down in Swampscott!" "Down there people like me pay for beachfront they never use so the neighbors can't hear us or pollute our waters. Also, everyone knows the Birnbaums' house, and anyone who reads the society pages knows they're at the estate auctions in London. I took a chance, Devvy, but not up here-not with this squall and not with my past booboos!" "Boo-boos ... ?" "Just silly little traffic violations, you might say, old

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boy. Nothing to worry about, but there are rotten apples in every decent barrel, you know!" "What apples? What barrels?" roared Sam as harsh, si- multaneous sprays from both port and starboard overwhelmed him, drenching him to the skin. "Grandpapa's stupid Power Squadron-snitches, all of them, and they hate me because my boat's faster than any of theirs!" "What the hell are you talking about, Frazie?" A tremendous midair lurch and subsequent pounding return into an onrushing wave caused Devereaux to lose his grip; he crashed to the deck, grabbing the handle of a stow-away cabinet and yanking it down, the force propelling his head inside. "Help!" he screamed. "I'm stuck somewhere!" "Can't hear you, Devvy, but not to worry, chum! I can see the Gloucester markers up ahead. 'Red right return,' as they say." "Red ... mftt ... m0tt!" "You'll have to be clearer, Devvy! Can't make you out in this wind, but I'd be most grateful if you'd uncork a bottle of Dom Perry for me. There's an iced case in the aft locker, that's a good fellow! ... Just spin it up on the deck the way we used to do with the girls from Holyoke, remember? The centrifugal motion loses only half the precious liquid. Physics One-Two at dear old Andover! Most vital thing I ever learned!" "Wtt ... oww ... ouch!" shrieked Sam, pulling his head out of the deck recess, a coil of white rope around his skull. "You want a bottle of wine when we're in the middle of a hurricane? You're certifiable, Frazie, absolutely nuts!" "Come now, sport, this is merely a heavy squall, that's all." The grinning captain, the visor of his cap of authority now over his right ear, turned and looked at his deck-prone passenger with the rope around his bead. "Oh, come now, old boy, is that your crown of thorns?" he roared, laughing. "I will not get you a bottle of champagne, and I demand -that you get me on shore or I'll personally wax your tail as an officer of the court with regard to your incapacity on the high seas!"

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'I'wo hundred yards offshore?" "You know what I mean!" As Devereaux rose to his knees, another massive wave crashed over his shoulders, spraying him back on the deck. "Frazier!" screamed Sam, once more gripping the stainless steel railing on the gunwale. "Don't you care about anything but yourself?" "Mat in itself-or myself-is a very large territory, chum, but, of course, I do. I care about old friends who still call me a friend. I care about you because you called me in need!" "I can't deny that," said Devereaux, deciding to open the stem ice cabinet, suddenly thinking that Frazie might need that "edge over nature" after all. "Oh, oh!" roared the captain of the Swampscott rescue mission. "We've got a problem, Devvy!" "NN%aff' "One of those snitches from Grandpapa's dumb Power Squadron must have spotted us!" " What? " "Mere's a C.G. cutter on our tail, old friend! Turn aft and look!" "Holy shit!" whispered Sam to himself as he saw the sharp- bladed bow of a white Coast Guard patrol boat with red stripes leaping over the waves several hundred yards behind them. Then through the erratic bursts of wind he heard the sound of a siren. "Are they trying to stop us?" he roared. "Let's put it this way, sport, it's not a courtesy call!" "But I can't be stopped!" yelled Devereaux, uncorking a bottle and spinning it across the wet deck. "I have to get to the authorities-the police, the FBI, The Boston Globe, somebody! I have to expose one of the most powerful men in Washington who's done a terrible thing! I have to do it! If the Coast Guard or anyone in the government finds my evidence, they'll stop me!" "That sounds heavy, old boy!" shouted Frazier, his voice carrying over the wind and through the sprays of the waves as he picked up the bottle. "But I have to ask you a question! You're not carrying little pills or packets of powder or anything like that, are you, sport?" "Christ, no!"

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"I really have to be sure, Devvy, please understand that!" "Believe me, Frazie," screamed Sam over the now thunderous sounds of the New England squall. "We're talking about a man who can shape the nation's policies, who next to the President is considered the most powerful man in our government! He's a liar and a crook and he hires killers! I've got it all in my pocket!" "Someone's confession?" "No, a tape that confirms the whole conspiracy!" "Mat's really heavy, isn't it?" "Get me on shore, Frazie!" "Iben I'd suggest you really do hold on, chum!" The next minutes, the approximate number a hysterical Devereaux would never know, were like plunging, swirling, plummeting submersions into all of Dante's circles of hell. Crazy Frazie suddenly became a maniacal Ahab, but instead of attempting to kill the great beast, he was doing his God-commanded damnedest to avoid its massive jaws. Like a satanic captain from the netherworld, a grinning Geoffrey Frazier, the bottle of Dom Perignon sporadically at his lips, whipped and thrashed the machine beneath him to obey his commands as he spun the wheel repeatedly back and forth, expertly crashing into and ebbing away from the angry swells on all sides. The less maneuverable patrol boat behind was obviously skippered by a furious Coast Guard officer. Joining the bursts of the wailing siren came indignant, commanding words shouted over a loudspeaker. "Cut back your engines and head for marker seven due northwest! Repeat, you maniac, marker seven and knock off the horseshit!" "We couldn't ask for anything better," yelled Captain Crazy Frazie to his stunned passenger. "He's a fine fellow!" "What are you saying?" screamed Sam. "They'll board us with cutlasses and knives and guns and capture us!" "Capture me, no doubt, old sport, but not you if you do as I tell you." Frazier did not reduce his twin engines, but he did wave-tack against the squall until he was heading roughly northwest. "Now, listen to me, Devvy! I haven't been up this way in a while, but the 'marker seven'jogged

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my memory. It's about a hundred and fifty yards to the left of a rather large rock formation that juts out of the water, a small land mass that cuts down the wind-the sails frequently complain it's four hundred feet of dead air." . "Rocks? Dead air! ... For Christ's sake, Frazie, I'm fighting for my sanity, for my country's integrity!" "Just a sec, old boy!" shouted Devereaux's rescuing skipper as he bounced the bottle of champagne against the top of his dashboard. "You broke the cork, chum, and it's choking the neck!" The Dom Perignon back to his lips, he added. "Mere, that's better! Now, what was it, sportT' "Oh, my God, you're impossible!" "Seems I've heard that before-" Frazier's words were interrupted by a starboard lurch with its subsequent spray catching him directly in the face. "Damn! Salt water never did mix with the bubbly!" "Frazie ... !" "Oh, yes, now listen up, Devvy! ... We'll reach marker seven, where I'll throttle back in the calmer stretch-that's your signal to prepare to abandon ship, as it were." "You mean like in 'man overboard,' where those navy fascists behind us can pick me up?" "I said 'prepare,' not execute--2' "For Christ's sake, use another word!" "When I slow down, get to the starboard but stay below the gunwale, then I'll suddenly hit full throttle and make a large arc to port, bringing you within forty or fifty yards of the beach. That's when you slip over the side-the spray will cover your disappearance-and I'll continue to give our water commandos a merry chase!" "Good Lord, Frazie! You'd do this for me?" "You asked for my help, Devvy--2' "Sure, but that's because I knew you had a fast boat and ... and ... well, I sort of thought. . . ." "That 'Crazy Frazie' might just be your man, being the man he was?" "I'm sorry, Geoff. I don't really know what to say." "Don't bother, sport, it's all fun!" "You could get in a great deal of trouble, Geoff, and I never counted on that, honest I didn't!" "Of course, you didn't. You're the most irritatingly hon- YHE ROAD TO OMAHA 483

est person I've ever known! Hang on, now, Devvy, we're -going in." They entered the narrow channel that held the red marker seven, the reedlike cigarette boat abruptly slowed down in the smoother waters. The Coast Guard patrol approached within thirty yards aft. "Hear this, and hear me well!" came the agitated voice over the loudspeaker. "You have been identified as one Geoffrey Frazier and your passenger is a man named Samuel Devereaux, and you are both now under arrest. Hold to, as three of my crew board your craft and take full control. " '@Geoff!" cried Sam Devereaux, lying prone on the starboard deck. "I really didn't expect anything like this to happened" "Oh, shut up, old boy! Another few moments-as soon as they lower their dinghy-I'll start up and swing toward the beach. I'll signal you when I think we're as close as we can get and that's when you slip over. Got it?" "Got it and I'll never forget it! Not only that, I'll defend you in court with all the legal expertise Aaron Pinkus Associates has!" "That's terribly considerate, sport ... all right, Devvy, here we go!" With those words the powerful speedboat lurched forward with such force its bow sprang out of the water like an ascending egret. The roar of the engines muted all other sounds as the craft sped out of the briefly sheltered area back into the angry waves past marker seven. Then, true to his word, Frazier went into a wide, steep bank to the left, sending up a huge sheet of ocean spray to the starboard, a continuous wall of dense foam and sea that provided complete cover for any activity in front of or behind it-such as a prone figure rolling over the side into the water. Which was precisely what a determined if anxiety-prone Sam Devereaux did, hardly buoyed by his captain's last words, shouted as he waved his hand. "Now, old chum, and I know you can do it. You were on the school's swimming team!" "No, Frazie! It was tennis! I didn't make the swimming team!"

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"Oh, sorry ... over you go!" Buffeted by waves, Sam kept his head half-submerged as the Coast Guard patrol boat whipped to the left in pursuit of his former classmate, its loudspeaker blaring. "You can run but you can't hide, you swilling son of a bitch! We've got you this time-resisting arrest, drinking while piloting your craft, recklessly endangering the life of your passenger, who@ also under arrest! Oh boy, I'm gonna ream you!" Suddenly, further stunning a bobbing Devereaux, who gasped for air, came the sound of a much more powerful loudspeaker-from Frazie's boat. The noise it emitted could best be described as that of a blaring seagoing whoopee cushion. ". . . who @ also under arrest ... a man named Samuel Devereaux, and you are both under arrest. " Under arrest? He was under arrest? He had vaguely heard the words while clinging to the deck, but in his own personal hysteria they had not registered. Arrest! By name! Oh, my God, I'm a fugitive! They were searching for him; there was probably a dragnet! It had to mean that Aaron and Jenny and Cyrus and Roman and the two Desis had been takentaken and broken, forced to confess everything! And Mac-he'd probably be executed! ... And Jenny, the new love of his life-they would hurt her, maybe do terrible things to her. The desperate men in Washington would stop at nothing! Well, they hadn't figured on Samuel Lansing Devereaux, attorney of consequence, avenger of the mistreated, and the scourge of corruptors everywhere! And he had learned from a master-a misguided, antediluvian master, to be sure-but nevertheless a master! Of lies and theft and trickery, all those fine attributes that made him the Soldier of the Century! Sam would use every devious device, every nefarious deception he had learned from the Hawk to spread the truth and free his comrades. Not only free his comrades but save his country from the grip of the insidious manipulators. Not only free his comrades and save his country, but bring the glorious Sunrise Jennifer Redwing permanently into his life! He'd do it all with a voice tape securely locked in a finger-sealed plastic bag he

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had found in the Birnbaum kitchen that was now in his deepest pocket. Coughing and swallowing seawater, Devereaux struggled with all his strength against the tide and the chopping waves toward the beach. He had to prime the inventive part of his brain and, as Mac had frequently made clear, be prepared to instantly create whatever fiction he could think of to support the false facts. Like: "Wow, am I glad to be on land! My boat capsized!"

"Hey, there, mister!" cried the teenage girl who had run down from the house to greet him at the water's edge. "I'll bet you're glad you got here, on land, I mean. Did your boat capsize in the squalIT' "Yes ... well, yes it did. Pretty rough out there." "Not if you've got a decent keel. Or if you're a pot, just get to marker seven." "Young lady, I'm not in the habit of smoking such substances." ... VVhatT' "Simply put, I don't use pot, as you call it." "Pot ... ? You mean 'grass'? Nobody I go out with does, either! I meant 'pot' like in pot-sailor. You know, engines and oil leaks that mess up the water." "Oh, of course! I'm just a little disoriented from the swim." Sam rose unsteadily to his feet, his right hand checking his trouser pocket. The sealed tape was there. "As it happens, I'm in a great hurry--2' "I'll bet," interrupted the girl. "You want to call your marina or the C.G. or probably your insurance company. You can use our phone." "Aren't you a bit too trusting?" asked Devereaux, the attorney in him demanding the question. ,rm a stranger washed up on your beach." "And my older brother is the wrestling champ of New England. There he is!" "Oh?" Sam raised his eyes to the house. Walking down the beach steps was a handsome, crew-cut gorilla whose muscular arms were inordinately long, rather near or below his knees. "Fine- looking young man."

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"Oh, sure, all the girls are crazy about him, but wait'll they find out!" "Find out?" Devereaux had the sinking feeling that some terribly intimate family secret was about to be divulged. "Some people are merely different, my dear, but we're all God's children, as the prophets say. Be tolerant." "Why? He wants to be a lawyer! I mean, is that nerdsville to the max, or what?" "To the max," muttered Sam as the champion wrestler of New England approached. "Sorry to bother you," said Devereaux. "My heel-keel-wasn't decent enough and I capsized." "Probably winded into a forced jibe," said the young man pleasantly, "and it's also probably your first boat." "How did you know?" "Pretty obvious. Long pants, oxford shirt, black socks, and one brown leather loafer-how that stayed on, darned if I know." Devereaux looked down at his feet. Indeed, the wrestler was right, he had only one shoe. "I guess it was foolish of me, I s hould have wom sneakers." I.Topsiders, mister," corrected the girl. "Naturally, I forgot, and it was my first boat." "Sail?" asked the young man. "Yes, sail-two sails', one big one and small one in front." "Oh, wow," said the teenage sister. "It sure was his first boat, Boomer!" "Be tolerant, kid. Everybody has a first boat. I had to swim out and get you in your first Comet at marker three, remember?" "You big sludge, you promised--2' "Cool it.... Come on in, mister. You can dry off and use the phone." "Actually, I'm in a terrible hurry.... Frankly, I have to reach the authorities on a very urgent matter, and the phone won't help. I have to be there in person." "Are you a narc?" asked the young man sharply. "You sure as hell aren't a sailor." "No, I'm not a narc. I'm, simply a man with information that's needed urgently."

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"Do you have identification-2' "Is that necessary? I'll pay you for getting me where I have to go." "Definitely identification. I'm pre-law at Tufts and it goes with Initial Procedures One. Who are you?" "All right, all right!" Sam reached into his drenched, buttoned rear left pocket and managed to extricate his wet, swollen wallet. It was not likely that the dragnet for him had gone public; the dirty bastards in Washington would be too cautious for that. "Here's my driver's license," he added, auctioning out the plastic card from its slot and handing it to the wrestler. "Devereaux!" cried the young man. "You're Samuel Devereaux!" "It's been broadcast then?" said Sam, holding his breath, trying desperately to invent a fiction according to the Hawk. "Then I must explain to you the other side of the story and you must listen to me." "I don't know about any broadcasting, sir, but I'll listen to anything you say! You're the guy who got those rotten 'judges thrown out. You're a legend-kind of a new legend-f6r all of us going into law. I mean, you built the malfeasance charges against those judicial creeps like they were textbook cases! And every one held up to the last indictment!" "Well, I was kind of pissed off-" I'Sis, hold the fort," broke in the future attorney, grinning broadly. "When Mom and Dad get back, tell 'em I'm driving a man who's going to be on the Supreme Court someday -to wherever he wants to go." "The FBI would probably be best," suggested Sam quickly. "Do you know where the local office is?" "There's one in Cape Ann. They're in the papers a lotyou know, the narc: boats." "How long will it take to get there?" "No more than ten or fifteen minutes." "Let's go!" "Are you sure you don't want to go into the house and got into some dry clothes? My father's kind of skinny like you.

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"There's no time. The issues at stake are momentous, believe me!" "Oh, boy, let's take off! The Jeep's in front." "Nerdsville," said the teenage girl.

"Ahchoo! "Bless ya," said Tadeusz Mikulski, Special Agent, Federal Bureau of Investigation, his flat voice and dour expression conveying far less than a benediction. In truth, as he studied the strange figure seated in front of his desk, a man with one shoe who was obviously under severe stress and whose wet clothes were making puddles on his floor, Agent Mikulski reminded himself that his retirement was only eight months, four days, and six hours away, not that he was counting. "Okay, Mr. Deverooox," he continued, looking down at the various soaked articles of identification extracted from the subject's wallet. "Let's start again." "That's Devereaux," said Sam. "Look, Mr. Devereaux, I speak English, Polish, Russian, Lithuanian, Czech, and would you believe Finnish, due to the Estonian influence on the language, but French has always eluded me. Perhaps it's a natural aversion; my wife and,I spent a week in Paris, and she spent the better part of my annual salary while we were there.... Now, my error explained, may we start over again?" "You mean, you don't know my name?" "I'm sure it's my loss, but then I doubt you've heard of Casimir the Third, also known as Charles the Great, King of Poland in the fourteenth century." "Are you crazy?" cried Sam. "He was one of the most brilliant diplomat-rulers of his time! His sister was on the throne of Hungary and he learned from her court the expertise he needed to unify Poland. His treaties with Silesia and Pomorze were models of legal temperance." "All right, all right! Then maybe I've heard your name or read it in the papers, okay?" "That's not what I'm asking, Agent Mikulski." Devereaux leaned forward in the chair, a small bubble of water in his shirt unfortunately bursting through the buttons. "I'm talking about the dragnet," he whispered.

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"The old television show?" "No, me! ... I have to assume it's been spread by those bastards in Washington, because my associates were obviously taken- probably tortured to find out about Frazie's boat-but there are times when subordinates must learn the lesson of 'I was only following orders!' . . . You can't take me in, Mikulski, you must hear what I have to - tell you and listen to the tape recording that confirms everything I say!" "You haven't told me anything. All you've done is wet my floor and ask me if my office is tapped." "Because the arm of this conspiratorial governmentwithin-the- government is evil incarnate! They-it-will stop at nothing! They stole half of Nebraska!" "Nebraska?" "Over a hundred years ago!" "A hundred ... no fooling?" "Fragically, obscenely, Mikulski! We have the proof and they'll do anything to stop us from being at the Supreme Court tomorrow to present ourselves personae delectae!" "Oh, yeah, that," said the FBI agent, pressing a button on his telephone console. "Prepare psychiatric," he said quietly into the intercom. "No! " screamed Sam, yanking the sealed plastic bag from his pocket. "Listen to this!" he demanded. Agent Mikulski took the plastic bag, which dripped, profusely soaking his clean blotter, removed the tape, and placed it into his desk recorder. He pressed the button; there was a sudden eruption of static followed by a spinning circle of water that splashed across the faces of both men as the thin black tape exploded from the machine, reeling across the room in splintered fragments. Whatever was on the tape had been obliterated. "I don't believe it!" shouted Devereaux. "I matched the yellow and the blue lines to reach green on that pouch and sealed it! Those commercials are bullshit!" "Maybe your eyesight's not so good," said Mikulski, "although I've got to agree with you, I can't freeze a kielbasy in one of these mothers." "It was all there-everything! The general, the Secretary of State, the whole conspiracy!"

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"To steal NebraskaT' "No, that was a hundred and twelve years ago. Federal agents burned the bank where the Wopotami treaties were kept." "Not me, pal. My grandparents were still slinging cowshit over in Poznarf... Woppa-who?" "Another general, my general, pieced it all together from the records in the archives-records and missing records he knew were missing!" "Archives ... ?" "The Bureau of Indian Affairs, naturally." "Oh, naturally." "You see, he was able to do it because there's another general with the same name as the general who was viciously conscripted by the Secretary of State. He retired from the army because the names got mixed up when I pressed drug-running charges against his cousin--2' "Speaking of such matters," interrupted Mikulski. "What brand of cigarettes do you smoke?" "I'm trying to give them up-you should, too.... Anyway, it was a big mistake, and this other general was given the job at Indian Affairs and my general, who's a friend of his, got to invade the sealed archives and wrote the brief based on those documents. It's all really very simple." "Absolutely,fundamental," said Mikulski in a monotone, nodding his head slowly, his wide eyes riveted on Sam as his hand inched back to his console and the intercom. "You see, the Wopotami tribe could actually own all the territory in and around Omaha." "Of course ... Omaha." "SAC, Agent Mikulski! The Strategic Air Command! According to law, illegally usurped property that's been reclaimed by its rightful owners, the said criminally injured owners are entitled to whatever developments have been made on said usurped property. Tbat's basic." "Real basic, oh, real basic." "And because certain corrupt persons in the government refuse to negotiate, they intend to eliminate the whole problem by eliminating the plaintiffs to the Supreme

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Court, which has recognized the Wopotaini brief for argument and may just possibly adjudicate in its favor." "It might do that ... T' "It's entirely possible-remote but possible. The dirty bastards in Washington hired someone named Goldfarb and fielded the Filthy Four and the Suicidal Six to stop us!" "Someone named Goldfarb ... T' muttered the mesmerized Mikulski, his wide, sad eyes briefly closing. the Filthy Four and the Suicide-whatever?" "We sent the Filthy Four back to their base in body bags. "You killed them?" "No, Desi Arnaz the Second laced their food with sleepinducing ingredients, and there were air holes in the body bags. "Desi Arnaz the ... T' Special Agent Mikulski could not continue; he was a defeated man. "It's now obviously clear to you, or should be, that we must move quickly and expeditiously to expose the Secretary of State and all those around him who would deny by violence the fundamental rights of the Wopotami tribe!" Silence. Finally: "Let me tell you something, Mr. Devereaux," said the FBI man quietly, bringing to the fore what immediate resources he had left. "What's obvious to me is that you are a troubled man beyond my ability to help you. Now, we have three choices. One, I can call the hospital in Gloucester and recommend psychiatric counseling; two, I can phone our friends at the police department and ask them to take you into custody until whatever you've been on wears off-, or, three, I can forget you walked into my office, dripping wet with one shoe and flooding my floor, and let you walk out, trusting that your imaginative powers will lead you to friends who can assist you." "You don't believe me!" yelled Sam. "Where do you want to start? With Desi Arnaz the Second and someone named Goldfarb? Or body bags with air holes and three generals who wouldn't last two minutes in the Pentagon without being put in straitjacketsT'

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"Everything I've told you is true!" "I'm sure it is for you, and I wish you well. Also, if you like, I'll call you a cab. You've got sufficient money in your wallet to get you to Rhode Island and another FBI office out of state." . "You're derelict in your duty, Agent Mikulski." "My wife says the same thing where the bills are concerned. What can I say? I'm a failure." "You are a sniveling bureaucrat afraid to stand up to those who would trash our country's laws and constitutional rights!" "Hey, you've got Desi Arnaz, this guy Goldfarb, and two squirrelly generals on your side. What do you needme for?" "You're a disgrace." "I'll buy that ... Now, unless you're going to mop up my floor and wipe down my desk, please get the hell out of here, huh? I've got work to do. The first-gra4e class at the Cape Ann grammar school is marching on City Hall, demanding equal voting rights." "Funny, funny!" . "I thought it was pretty cute." "It wasn't, and I don't need your help for transportation. My driver happens to be the champion wrestler of New England!" .41f you're selling tickets, I'll buy one if you'll only please just leave," said the FBI agent, gathering up Devereaux's belongings and handing them to him. "I won't forget this, Mikulski," Sam rejoined, rising with all the dripping dignity he could summon to his oneshoed feet. "As an officer of the court, I intend to file charges at the Justice Department. Your dereliction of duty cannot be tolerated." "You do that, pal, only get the name right, okay? I mean, we wouldn't want a screw-up like you did with those two generals, would we? There are a lot of Mikulskis around here." "You think I'm crazy, don't you?" "That's for the doctors to say, not me, but frankly I'm leaning in that direction." "You'll see!" said Sam the Avenger, turning and hob- THE ROAD TO OMAHA 493

bring to the door, twice skidding on the wet floor. "You'll hear from me!" he added, going into the outer office and slamming the door behind him. Unfortunately, Special Agent Mikulski did hear about Sam, precisely three minutes and twenty-one seconds after his departure. As the FBI man swallowed his fourth gulp of Maalox, the priority line on his telephone console rang; he pressed the button and picked up the phone. "Mikulski, FBI." "Hey, Teddy, it's Gerard over at the base," said the commander of the 10th District Massachusetts Coast Guard station. "What can I do for you, sailor?" "I called on a hunch that you could fill me in on the Frazier- Devereaux alert." "What ... T' asked the special agent, barely audible. "Devereaux, you said?" "Yeah, we got that cork-popping loon Frazier but no Devereaux, and Frazier didn't tell us a thing. He just sat there with an ass- eating grin and made his phone call." 11 'Didn'tT 'SatT . . . Past tenseT' "It's nuts, Teddy. We had to let him go and that's what we can't understand. What was that stupid alert about anyway? We damn near burned out an engine, stranded three men in a dinghy, and crashed five marina buoys which we have to pay for, all for nothing! Devereaux disappeared, and we don't even know what he was wanted for. I figured you federals could fill us in." "We never even got the alert," said Mikulski forlornly. "Tell me what happened, Gere." Commander Gerard did so and the special agent blanched, reaching for his Maalox. "nat son-of-a-bitch Devereaux just left here a few minutes ago. He's a walking banana barge! What the hell have I doneT' "If you didn't get the alert, you didn't do anything, Teddy. We teletypedout our report and that's all we could do.... Hold it, I just got handed a note. A shaver named Cafferty from the Boston P.D. is on the phone. Do you know him?" "Never heard of him." "Wait a minute. P.D.-Boston is where that goddaimi

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The champion wrestler of New England drove his Jeep into the Bimbaum,driveway in Swampscott. "Here we are, Mr. Devereaux. I've seen this place from the water but never from inland. Some joint, huhT' "I'd ask@you in, Boomer, but the conversation's going to be pretty heavy and very confidential." "I'll bet it is! You land up on our beach, then the FBI, then here- wow. But don't mistake me, sir, I wasn't hinting, honest. I'll split fast, and if anybody without legal authority asks me, I never saw you." "Well put-legally. However, I insist on paying you." "No way, Mr. Devereaux, it's been an honor. But if you don't mind, I took the liberty of writing out my name in case-in a couple of years from now maybe-you might at least consider me for a clerking position. No special privileges, I wouldn't want that." "No, I don't think you would, Boomer," said Sam, taking the piece of paper and looking into the clear, earnest eyes of the pre- law student. "But if I want to grant them, there's nothing you can do about it." "Sorry, sir, I have to be good enough. You learn that in weight- class wrestling."

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"Let's put it this way. With that statement you won't have to look for us, we'll find you.... Thanks, Boomer." "Good luck, sir!" Devereaux climbed out of the Jeep; it spun around the drive and disappeared through the gates. Sam looked at the imposing brick entrance to the Birnbaum beach house, took a deep breath, and hobbled up the flagstone path to the door. 'Things would be so much simpler if he had both shoes, he considered as he rang the bell. "I'll be damned!" roared the huge black mercenarychemist ' Cyrus, as he pulled back the door. "I don't know whether to hug you or to slug you, but get the hell in here, Sam!" Devereaux trudged sheepishly into the foyer, his blotted clothes, matted hair, and shoeless foot apparent for all to see. The "all" consisted of Cyrus, Aaron Pinkus ... and the love of his eternal existence Jennifer Redwing, who stood in the far comer of the room staring at him. What was in her alert--angry?--eyes, he could not tell. "Sammy, we've heard everything!" shouted Aaron, who rarely if ever shouted, as he rose from the couch and spryly ran around it to greet his employee by gripping Devereaux's both arms and placing his elderly head against Sam's left cheek. "Thank Abraham, you're alive!" "It wasn't that hard," said Devereaux. "Frazie may be a maniac, but he sure knows how to drive a boat, and then there was this kid who's the champion wrestler of New England--2' I "We know what you've been through, Sammy," exclaimed Pinkus. "Such courage, such chutzpah. All because you acted on principle!" "It was dumb, Devereaux," said Cyrus, "but you got guts, man, I'll give you that." "Where's Mother?" asked the avenger, avoiding Jenny's eyes. "She and Erin went back to Weston," answered Aaron. "Apparently Cousin Cora fell into some teapots." "And Desis One and T1wo are on beach patrol with Roman Z," added Cyrus. "They let in Boomer's Jeep---the car I was in," said Sam, disapproval in his statement.

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"Not exactly," countered the mercenary. "Why do you think I was at the door? Desi the First radioed that the tall loco was back." "He's always had a way with words," said Devereaux, slowly turning his head and looking over at Jenny. "Hi," he said cautiously. It was like a pavane filmed in slow motion, as Aaron Pinkus and Cyrus M gracefully moved away from the line of contact. Tears flowing from her eyes, Sunrise Jennifer Redwing ran across the carpeted floor as Sam walked gallantly, if unsteadily, down the marble steps into the living room. Devereaux held his place as she rushed into his arms; they embraced, their lips meeting in swollen agony and delight. - "Sam, " she cried, holding him fiercely. "Oh, Sam, Sam, Sam! It was Switzerland all over again, wasn't it? Mac told me! You did what you did because you knew it was tight. It was the legal, moral thing to do! Leaping off a boat and swimming miles and miles in a storm to right the wrong! Oh, God, I do love you!" "Well, it wasn't that many miles, maybe four or five-" "But you did it! I'm so proud!" "It was nothing." "It was everything!" "I failed. The tape was drowned." "But you weren't, my darling, you weren't!" Suddenly, there was the eruption of static and a squawking Hispanic voice over Cyrus's radio. "Hey, mon! A big leemoseeno ees racing into dee house! You want me to blow it away?" "Not yet, Desfl" ordered the mercenary. "Cover the door; and, you, Roman, come to the front, all weapons ready!" Moments later, the middle-European voice of Roman Z could be heard. "It iss only one old man weez white hair walking to the door. Iss driver inside turning on raadio. Iss lousy music." "Stand to," ordered Cyrus, removing his gun from his shoulder holster. "If I have to fire, converge." "Was dat? Con-sompding?" "Iss no problem. Old man don' go for pockets or gun."

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"Wad ... ?" T'he doorbell rang as Cyrus waved Pinkus, Jenny, and Devereaux away from any conceivable line of gunfire. He yanked the door open, his weapon at his side, only to be faced by a tall, slender, elderly gentleman. "You're the butler, I presume," said R. Cookson Frazier, his anxiety in no way mitigating his genuine courtesy. "I must see your employer immediately, it's of the utmost urgency.11 "Cookson!" cried Aaron Pinkus, emerging from a curtained beach window. "What are you doing here?" "It's unbelievable, Aaron, absolutely unbelievable!" said Frazier, clutching a paper in his hand and rushing down the marble steps, his arms upright in apoplectic disbelief. "Yoti and I and all of Boston have been gulled, old fellow, positively caged!" "What is that in English, Cookson?" "Here, look!" Again, suddenly, the entangled figures of Jennifer and Sam came out of the far right shadowed corner. "Who the hell are they?" yelled Frazier. "I'lie young man with one shoe and rather distressed clothing is Samuel Devereaux, Cookson--2' "Oh, you're Lansing's son. Damn fine man, your father. Damn shame he was taken so early." "And our lady friend is Jennifer, Jennifer Redwing.... Cookson Frazier." "Lovely tan, my child. Caribbean, no doubt. I've a house in Barbados-I think. You and Lansing's son must go down and enjoy it-haven't been there in years." "What's so unbelievable, Cookson?" "As I say, here ... look!" The old gentleman thrust out the paper in his hand. 'This came to my house over the fax machine that has a noninterceptor, nonmemory line confirmed by Washington-just a moment, old boy, can everyone here be trusted?" "My word on it, Cookson. What does it say?" "You read it. I'm stiff in a state of shock." Aaron took the thin fax paper, scanned it, and slowly, in

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bewilderment, lowered himself into the nearest chair. "It's beyond my understanding," he said. "Mat is it?" asked Devereaux, his arm protectively around Jennifer's shoulders. . "It says, and I quote: 'This communique is top secret and must be destroyed upon perusal, its contents restricted to the highest levels of law enforcement. Geoffrey C. Frazier, code name Rumdum, is a highly effective and covertly much-decorated undercover agent for the federal government. Proceed accordingly with maximum regard for Officer Frazier's cover, credibility, and safety.' . . . It's signed by the director of the Drug Enforcement Agency. My word!" "The boy's a damned Scarlet Pimpernel!" cried Cookson Frazier, throwing himself into the chair next to Aaron. "What in heaven's name am I to doT' "To begin with, I'd say you should be enormously proud as well as relieved. You yourself said there was another man inside your grandson and you were right. Instead of a wastrel, he's a highly successful, highly decorated professional." "Yes, but good God, old boy, the only way he can continue to be successful without being killed is to bring further disrepute on the family!" "I hadn't considered that," said Pinkus, frowning and nodding in agreement. "But surely one day the truth will be revealed, and all manner of praise will be heaped on the Boston Fraziers." , "If that day comes, Aaron, the last male Boston Frazier will have to skip to Hackensack or Tierra del Fuego and assume another name. He'll be a marked man!" "Mat, too, I had not considered." "Protection," said Cyrus, walking down the steps, "and extremely thorough protection can be.puichased, Mr. Frazier." '@Oh, forgive me, Cookson, this is ... Colonel Cyrus, an expert in security." "Good Lord, forgive me, Colonel! Damned stupid of me at the door. I do apologize." "No offense. In this neighborhood, it's a perfectly un- derstandable mistake. However, I'm not really a colonel."

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'I beg your pardon?" "What he means," cried Sam, his eyes boring in on the mercenary, "is that he's retired from the military. He's not with any army-the army, that is." "Oh, I see," said Frazier, turning back to a bewildered Cyrus. "Well, obviously, your expertise in security matters serves you well. Aaron only hires the finest. As a matter of fact, although it's probably too minor for your time, I've an alarm system in my house that confuses the hell out of me. I keep setting it off." "Me pinpoints either aren't clean or they overlap in the circuitry," said Cyrus offhandedly, frowning at Devereaux. "Call your alarm's service department and tell them to check the point relays." "Really? Just like that?" "It's common in house systems," replied the mercenary, trying to read Sam's nodding expressions. "Even a momentary power shortage can louse up those firefly circuits." "I'm sure the-colonel would be happy to take a look at it, wouldn't you, Colonel?" said Devereaux, his nods now jackhanimering behindCookson Frazier's head. "When my work for Mr. Pinkus's security concerns are over ... certainly," answered the hesitant soldier of fortune-chemist, definitely confused. "Perhaps sometime next week," he concluded weakly. "Good fellow!" exclaimed Frazier, slapping his hand on the arm of the chair, then suddenly reverting to his previous state of quandary. "I can't get over my grandson. It's positively incredible." "Why do I conjure up the image of a winking Crazie Frazie, his captain's hat lopsided and drinking from a champagne bottle probably filled with seltzer?" said Sam. "But then I've never seen anyone drive a boat like that even in the movies." And then, as if evoked by the mention of motion pictures, the telephone rang, answered quickly by Colonel Cyrus, who was standing next to the antique white table. "YesT' said the mercenary softly. "We roll, soldier," said the voice of MacKenzie Hawkins from New York. "We've scratched Plan A@it's

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too risky now-going with Plan B as we discussed an hour ago. Any news about Lieutenant Devereaux?" "He's here, General," replied Cyrus quietly, cupping the phone as the others excitedly discussed Sam's seagoing revels with Secret Agent Geoffrey Frazier. "He just arrived a few minutes ago and he's a mess. Do you want to talk to him?" "Ch,rist, no! I know that phase he's in; I call it Righteous Rabbit. What's the damage?" "None that we can tell; no one believed him. Apparently the tape was destroyed." "Thank Hannibal for favors, big and small, but I knew he'd show up; he never does that sort of thing right ... Then you haven't gone over either of the plans with him yet?" "I haven't gone over them with anybody; no time. Mr. Pinkus has been on the phone with the Boston police ever since the Coast Guard radioed that they'd spotted the boat Sam was on." "A boat? The Coast Guard'T' "We gather it was a hell of a chase and the sight of your lieutenant confirms it, wet clothes, one shoe, and all." "Switzerland again, goddamnit!" "We'gathered that, too, at least his girlfriend did. She's all over him like he was Johnny-come-marching-home with one leg-probably because of his one shoe." "Good! Work on the filly when you explain the plan, Colonel. She'll convince him if you convince her. I know that boy when he's got the hots, all my wives told me." "I'm not following you, General." "It's not important Just remember, our enemies are desperate, and the only way they can short-circuit us is to stop us from getting into the Supreme Court. That@ where Sam can climb up on his pulpit and say whatever he wants to say, expose whomever he wants to expose, yell as loud as he likes. But only there, Colonel. He wouldn't get to first base with anyone else in Dizzy City. They protect their turfs, and they'd blow him out of the Beltway if only be- cause he makes too much noise." "Since I can personally vouch for that Washington reaction, it won't be difficult to be convincing," said Cyrus.

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"But how come Plan B? I thought you and I agreed that A was perfectly feasible." I "I don't know who the inside contact is but my informant,. the one I told you about-:' "The government honcho everyone thinks is dead," interrupted the mercenary. "That's the one, and let me tell you, he's out for blood. Speaking of which, he made it goddamned clear that we're facing termination with extreme prejudice-and I mean real extreme, Colonel." "My God, they'd go that far?" "They haven't got a choice, soldier. Through mergers and megabuyouts, that whole crowd owns seventy percent of the defense industries and is so many bil ' lions in debt it would take World War Three to bail 'em out, if it lasted that long, which it wouldn't." "How. do you read the strategy, General?" "I don't have to read it, I know it! They've hired the scum of the earth to stop us: head-bashing gunslingers, union busters for hire, probably mercs like you looking for bucks:' "It's a free economy," said Cyrus, now whispering as be glanced over at Aaron, Jenny, and Sam, who, in turn, were glancing over at him. "And there's a lot of economics involved.... I can't talk much longer. Did your supposedly deceased informant tell you when and how all those nasty people will get in place?" "They'll be everywhere! In the crowds, among the Court guards, even up into the outer chambers!" "That's a rough call, General." "Plan B creates the diversion we need, Colonel. Nobody's happy about it, especially the Wopotamis, but it's in place.,Tbey're all ready to do their thing." "How's that fruitcake Sutton taking all this?" asked Cyrus. "That son of a bitch isn't my favorite person, but I'll grant you he's a hell of an actor." "What can I tell you? He says he'll give the greatest performance of his life!" "If he lives to read the reviews.... Over and out, General, see you in the morning." "What about our Desis and Roman ZT' broke in

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Hawkins suddenly. "What with my Suicidal Six business, I hadn't factored them into the scenario." "If you think I'm leaving them out, you should be cleaning latrines, General."

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A shell-shocked R. Cookson Frazier returned to Louisburg Square in his limousine, and at the beachhouse a stunned sextet faced Cyrus, who stood in front of the white antique table. Jennifer, Redwing sat between Aaron Pinkus- and Sam Devereaux on the couch, while Desis One and Two stood behind them, flanking their new friend, Roman Z. All mouths were agape, all eyes riveted on the fieldcommissioned colonel. "That's the scenario, everybody," said the imposing black mercenary, "and speaking as the liaison to the general, if any of you wish to back out, you may. However, I should tell you as someone who's been exposed to a great many infiltration strategies that they don't come much better than this. General Hawkins didn't become a legend because of press releases-he's the real thing and' he's damn good and I don't say that lightly." "Hey, like Miss Erin say, he talk real good for a black brother, yeah, D-One?" "Shaddup, D-Two." "Thank you for the gratulatory comment, Desi." "See wad I meanT' "If I may," said Aaron Pinkus, inching forward on the couch, "this highly complicated charade, as ingenious as it may be, strikes me as being-well, too complicated, too theatrical, as it were. Is it really necessary?" "To answer your questions in generic terms, Mr. Pinkus, complicated theatrics are the best diversion." - "We can understand that, Cyrus," said Jennifer, her left hand gripping Devereaux's right. "But, as Mr. Pinkus says, is it really necessary? I think Sam's idea of simply getting ,off the plane and taking a taxi to the Supreme Court-no limousine, no calling attention to ourselves-would be quite sufficient."

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"Under normal circumstances it would be, but these are not normal circumstances. You have powerful and very capable enemies. Very capable, the kind your friend Sam wants to expel, from the government, even at the risk of his life, as we all witnessed today." "He was wonderful!" cried Jennifer, pressing her lips into Devereaux's left cheek. "Swimming all those miles in a storm--@' "It was nothing," said Sam. "Only six or seven, maybe eight.... If I understand you, Cyrus, you're saying this 'diversion,' as you call it, is necessary because these very capable enemies of ours, intend to physically intercept us before we can get into the building, is that right?" "Basically, yes." "Basically? What else is there?" "With ramifications," answered the mercenary curdy. "I won't pretend to understand that, but if we have reason to believe a threat exists, we can request police protection. Coupled with you fellas-if you guys are with us-what else could we possibly need ' ?" "An item or two I haven't mentioned. "What?" "Look, you three are the lawyers, I'm not, and Washington isn't Boston, where Mr. Pinkus's coined beef and cabbage have a positive effect on the police department. In D.C., when you request blue-coat protection, you'd better show justifiable cause. Hell, those jackets can't handle what they've got." "And 'justifiable cause' would naturally entail naming names in the highest places," broke in Jenny, "and even if We got another copy of the tape, we wouldn't dare play it for evidence." "'Why no'tT' exclaimed Devereaui furiously. "I'm damn sick and tired of pussyfooting around! Public trusts have been violated, laws broken-why the hell not?" "The paws of the cat were created for a purpose, Sam," said Pinkus. "Oh, that's all I need. My boss, the Punjabi prophet from the Himalayas! Would you mind coming off the mountain and explaining that, Aaron?" "You're upset, my darling--2'

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"Fell me something I don't know! ... Maybe it was ten miles and that storm was really closer to a hurricane-say force ninety-nine, or whatever they call it." "I'm trying to tell you," said Pinkus, his voice calm, his electric eyes on Devereaux, "that a quiet approach to catch a quarry is usually more effective than setting off alarms." "I'll put it another way," added Cyrus. "No precinct in Washington-tape or no tape-is going to take on someone like the Secretary of State." "He's in afunny house!" "All the more reason for State to maintain an equilibrium," said the mercenary-chemist. "Believe me, I know.". "It's all corruption!" roared Sam. '@Only a few," insisted Jennifer. "The vast majority are overworked, underpaid, dedicated bureaucratsbureaucrats in the best sense, men and women who try their best to sort out the problems of their myriad departments brought on by politicians waffling for votes. It ain't easy, darling." Devereaux unclasped his hand from Redwing's, brought it to his forehead, and leaned back on the couch. "All right," he said wearily. "I'm the dumbest kid on the block. People do terrible things and everybody shuts up; accountability's out the window!" "Not true, Sam," corrected Aaron. "You'd never build a case that way, I know you. You'd cover every escape route before you made either your initial presentation to a jury or whatever subsequent counterargurnents. That's why you're the finest attorney in my firm- when you're all together." "All right, all right. We're clowns in a three-ring circus tomorrow! ... What were the items you hadn't mentioned, CyrusT' "Bulletproof jackets and steel helmets under your headgear," replied the mercenary as if he had just enumerated the ingredients for chocolate chip cookies. "What? 11 "You heard me. We're talking hardball now, Counselor. There are more billions-yes, billions-riding on your appearance tomorrow afternoon than you can conjure in your out-of-orbit imagination."

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'IiCaramba!" yelled Desi the Second. "Don' he talk good!" "Shaddaup! We could be muerto!" "H'ye don't care! Ees right!" "So I agree wid chu, so wad? So we're loco!" "Iss in the Romany tarot cards, my frenz!" shouted Roman Z, twirling in place, his flowing blue sash over his orange shirt covering the withdrawal of his Iong@bladed knife. "The blade of the Romany will cut the throats of any who attack our holy cause- whatever it iss." "Hey, come on, Cyrus!" roared Devereaux. "Under these circumstances, I will not permit Jenny or Aaron to be any part of it!" "You don't speak for me!" cried the Aphrodite of Sam's dreams. "Nor me, young man!" said Pinkus, getting up from the couch. "You forget, I was on Omaha Beach. I may not have been significant, but I've still got the shrapnel as proof of my efforts. It was, indeed, a holy cause then, and there's a distinct parallel her ' e. When men deny by force the rights of others, the only result is tyranny. And I will not tolerate that for this country of ours!" "Ahchoo, ahchoo, ahchoo!"

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5:45 A.m. As dawn broke over the Washington skyline, a russet mantle in the making, the silent marble halls of'the Supreme Court came quietly alive as teams of cleaning women pushed their maintenance carts from one doorway to another. The tiers of trays held new boxed soap, fresh towels, tissue replacements, and, in front of each dolly, a suspended plastic trash bag for yesterday's refuse. One cart, however, differed from all the others in the magnificent structure dedicated to laws of God and nation. So did the elderly gray-haired lady pushing it; she was distinctly different from her ' counterparts throughout the building. Upon closer exarmination, her gray locks were perfectly coiffed, her blue eye shadow subtly apparent, and by mistake she wore a diamond and emerald bracelet around her wrist that was in value many times the annual salary of the other ladies. She also wore a large plastic label clipped to the pocket of her uniform that read: Temporary. Cleared What made her cart different was the suspended plastic bag designed for refuse. It was full before shereached the first office on her assigned route-an office she disdained

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to enter as her mumbled words confirmed while she passed the door. "Escremento! ... Vincenzo, you pazzo. My best and most loved child of my dearest sister should be in hospital for dementia I could buy every statue in dissa whole building! ... So why do I do? ... Because my beloved nephew means my no-good husband don' have to work. Mannaggia ... Oh, here it is, the closet. Bene! I leave everything here, go home, watch a little TV, then with the girls a little shopping. Molto bene!"

8:15 A.m. Four nondescript brown and black automobiles pulled up swiftly on First Street near the comer of Capitol Street. Three dark@suited men got out of each, their brows furrowed, all eyes robotically centered; they were the '.gunslingers" hired for a job, and to fail meant going back to the most menial of their former union tasks-a fate worse than death. Twelve dedicated professionals, who had no idea what they were dedicated to, except that the two men in the photographs they carried in their pockets must never enter the Supreme Court across the street. No sweat. Nobody ever found Jimmy Hoffa.

9.12 A.m. Two vehicles with government license plates parked briefly in fi-ont of the Supreme Court. Under the instruction of the Attorney General, the eight'men who emerged were to take into custody two individuals wanted for outrageous crimes against the country. Each FBI agent had a photograph of the former and thoroughly discredited General MacKenzie Hawkins and his accomplice, an underworld lawyer named Samuel Lansing Devereaux still wanted for treasonous activities during'his tour of duty in the last days of the Vietnam action. There was no statute of limitation on his crimes. He had impugned the reputations of his superiors while profiting from their disgrace. Federal agents hated guys like that-how did they do it?

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10:22 A.m. A dark blue van veered into the curb on Capitol at the side of the Supreme Court. Its rear doors opened and seven Ranger Commandos in camouflage green and black combat fatigues leaped out, their weapons concealed in their wide pockets. After all, they did not want to appear conspicuous. Their covert mission had been defined by the diminutive Secretary of Defense himself--orally, not in writing. "Gentlemen, these two scum would cripple the first line of America's airborne forces, that's all I can tell you. They must be stopped at all costs. In the words of that great commander, 'Beam 'em, up, Scotty,'-way up, out of sight!" Commandos hated scum like that! If anyone was going to dump on the sky-jocks, it would be them. The fly-boys grabbed all the headlines and still flew home for a steak while they were in the mud! No! If anybody was going to blitz the "airborne," they would do it!

12:03 Pm. MacKenzie Hawkins, arms akimbo, studied the figure of Henry Irving Sutton in the hotel room, nodding his approval. "Goddamn, Mr. Actor, you could be me!" "It wasn't difficult, mon g.6ne`ral," said Sutton, removing his gold-braided officer's cap, revealing a head of closecropped gray hair. "Me uniform fits superbly and the ribbons are, indeed, impressive. The rest is merely vocal intonation, which is simple. My voice-over commercials, including one for a rotten cat, sent one of my children arms college--4amned if I can remember which one." 'T still want you to wear a combat helmet --- 2' "Don't be ridiculous, it would spoil the effect and defeat the purpose. My role is to draw men out, not frighten them away. A battle helmet telegraphs impending conflict, and that connotes defense measures such as armed concealed, personnel for protection. One's motivation must be clean and consistent, General, not muddled, you lose your audience that way." "You could also lose-well, you could be a target, too, you know." "I really don't think so," said the actor, his eye& twinkling at the Hawk's unfinished statement. "Not with what you've got going out there. Compared to the sands of

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North Africa, this is practically offstage. At any rate, it's a minor risk, for which I'm being well compensated.... Incidentally, how goes it with our Stanislavski warriors of the Suicidal Six?" "There's been a change of plans--2' "Oh?" interrupted Sir Henry sharply, suspiciously. "All to the good for everybody," said Hawkins quickly, instantly recognizing the quasi-panic of the actor's expression, a custom of a trade where you got it, sweetheart, you're teriffl. ftequently meant the bum's a loser, get me someL class like Sonny Tufts. "They'll be in Los Angeles by four o'clock this afternoon. My wife, my former wifeone of 'em that is, the first, actually-wanted them out there so sW@ could keep a motherly eye -on all six." "How very sweet." The actor touched the two stars on his collar. "However, to be blunt, nothing's changed with regard to my appearance in the film?" "Hell, no. The boys want you, and whatever they want they're going to get." "Are you certain? They have no recognition quotient, you - realize." "Whatever it is, they don't need it. They control the 'hottest boffo-box-office-inega-buster'-whatever that is-anyone in Dizzy City, West, can remember. In any event, everything's in the hands of the William Morris Agency and--:' "William Morris?" "Isn't that the name?" "It certainly is! I think one of my daughters is an attorney in their legal department-probably got the job because she's my daughter. What is her name; I see her every Christmas." "The deal's being handled by two men named Robbins and Martin, and my wife, my former-you know what I mean-says they're the best." "Yes, yes, of course, I've read about them in the trades. I believe my daughter-Becky or Betty ... whateverwas engaged to that Robbins fellow, or was it Martin? Yes, they really must be splendid, for she's a very bright girlAntoinette, that's her name! She always gives me a

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sweater three sizes too big, but then I've always appeared extremely large on stage-it's called presence, you know." 1, guess I do now. The boys are heading out to the Coast, everything first class, my Ginny told me." "Naturally. One doesn't send six quarts of diamonds on a subway unattended. I'm surprised they didn't hire their own jet." "My ex-wife explained that. She said all the studios and the agents out there hire people who do nothing but monitor corporate aircraft, and if anything looks suspicious, they bribe the pilots. She told me a Lear was lost in the Alaskan tundra three weeks ago and was just found yesterday, two hours after a rival studio signed some guy named Warner Batty to a contract." The hotel room doorbell rang, startling both men. "Who the hell could that beT' whispered the Hawk. "Henry, did you tell anybody - -- 2' "Absolutely no one!" replied the actor, also whispering, but far more emphatically. "I followed the script, dear boy, not a single variation in the stage directions! I registered quite respectably as a pipe salesman from Akron-proper polyester suit, weary slouch ... damn fine performance, if I do say so." "Who could it beT' "Leave it to me, mon giniral." Sutton walked to the door and assumed the weaving posture of a drunken man, loosening his tie and partially unbuttoning his tunic. "Hide in the Closet, MacKenzie!" he said quietly, then raising his timbre, he spoke in a loud inebriated voice. "Yesh, wassit it? Dish is a personal party, and me' and my broad don' want no extra guests!" "Hey, fazool!" came the gruff reply through the door. "If you think you're playin' one of your fuckin' games like you did when we was in Bean Town, ferget it! Lemme in!" Sir Henry snapped his head around; the closet door opened simultaneously, the face of MacKenzie Hawkins pinched in shock. "Oh, my God, it's Little Joseph! ... Let him in, goddainnit.7 "So?" said Joey, his hands clasped behind him as the door closed and standing as high as his five feet, three

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inches permitted. "If the head. of that fazool peekin' out of the closet is your broad, soldier boy, you got big troubles in the military." "Who is this dwarf who obviously speaks dwarf-talk?" asked the actor, his indignation scathing. "You're an easy mark, Jazool number two. Once you made contact with the big fazool on F Street and Tenth, what with your right shoulder twitching and your left hand jabbing south like you got the D7s, I knew you was the contact. You couldn't fool nobody." "Are you questioning my technique, sir? 11 who have garnered the approbation of a thousand critics across the land!" I "Who's the hot fudge sundae?" asked Little Joey, as a perplexed Hawk walked out of the clothes closet. "I think maybe Bam-Bam and me should know, y'know what I mean?" "Joseph, what are you doing here?" roared MacKenzie, his astonishment receding and veering to menace. "Cool it, fazool. Vinnie has your best interests at heart, you gotta know that. Remember, I'm the Shroud. I can be anywhere, move anywhere, nobody notices me. Like youdidn't notice me when you flew into National Airport from New York this morning and I was right on your ass."

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"A couple of things, maybe. Bam-Bam wants to know if he should call in a squad of torpedos from Toronto." "Absolutely not!" "He figured; there's not time.,... Awright, then he wants you to know that his blessed aunt Angelina has done like you wished her to do because her husband, Rocco, is a no good son of a bitch and she loves her nephew, Vincenzo. The stuff you wanted is in the second closet in the hallway on the right." "Good! " "All is not so good. Bam-Bam is a proud man, fazool, and your original American buddies are not so good to him. He says they treat him like garbage and the feathers around his head don't fit!"

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12:18 Pm. The manager of the Embassy Row Hotel on Mas- sachusetts Avenue was not prepared for the cur-rent behavior of one of his favored guests, namely Aaron Pinkus, attomeyat-law. As usual, whenever the celebrated lawyer journeyed to Washington, it was a given that his stay was confidential, as, indeed, was the case with any guest who requested the same, but this afternoon Mr. Pinkus had carried confidentiality to its extreme. He had insisted that he and his party use the delivery entrance and ascend to their adjoining suites--on the freight elevator. Furthermore, only the man- ager himself was to be aware of the attorney's presence; fictitious names were to be entered into the register and, therefore, should any telephone calls come for him, those callers would naturally be told that no Aaron Pinkus was registered, for indeed he was not. However, should calls come specifying only the room numbers, they should be put through. It was not like Pinkus to issue such vigilant instructions, considered the manager, but he thought he knew why. Washington was a zoo these days, and no doubt a lawyer of his expertise had been called to testify before Congress on some complicated points of law about a bill fraught with ispecial interests. Obviously, Pinkus had brought down a contingent of the brightest attorneys in his firm to advise him duringthe hearings. Which was why the manager was bewildered when, as he routinely checked the front desk, a man in an orange silk shirt, a blue silk sash, and a gold earring swinging from his left lobe came up to the counter and'asked where the "droogy store" was. "Are you a guest of the hotel, sir?" asked the suspicious clerk. "Wat alse?" replied Roman Z, displaying his room key. The manager glanced at it. It was the number of a Pinkus suite. "Over there, sir," said the mortified clerk, pointing across the lobby. "Iss good! I need new cologne! I charge, no?" Only seconds)ater, two swarthy men dressed in uniforms the manager did not recognize, apparently from

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some South American revolution, he thought, rushed up to the desk. "Where'd he go, man?" cried the taller of the two, several gaps in his teeth. "Who?" asked the clerk, backing away from the counter. ,'Tbe gitano wid d'gold ear-ring!" said the second Hispanic. "He got the key to d'room but my amigo pressed d'wrong button on the h'evelator. We wen' up, he wen' down!" "Two elevators?" "Ees securidad, chu know wad I mean?" "Security?" - I'Dat's it, gringo,' answered the man with the missing teeth, as he studied the formally dressed clerk in the cutaway. "Chu got nice clothes like I got v1spera-dee odder day ago. Chu bring 'ern back in d'morning, chu no pay so much rent. I read dat on a sign." "Yes, well, these are not rented, sir." "Chu buy dem? Madre de Dios, you gotta good chob!" "A lovely job, sir," said the astonished clerk, glancing over at the even more astonished manager. "Your friend went to the 'droogy'-- the drugstore, sir. It's over there." "Gracias, amigo. Chu keep dis nice rich chob!" "Indeed, sir," mumbled the clerk as Desis One and Two raced across the lobby after Roman Z. 'Who are those people?" asked the clerk, -turning to the hotel manager. "That room key was for one of our better suites." "WitnessesT' said the appalled manager, a ray of hope in his reply. "Yes, of course, they could only be witnesses. It's probably a hearing about the mentally impaired." "What is?" "Never mind, they'll be gone by the day after tomorrow.,, Upstairs in the suite Aaron Pinkus had reserved for Jennifer, Sam, and himself, the vaunted attorney was explaining the hotel of his choice. "One can usually repel curiosity by confronting it and discouraging it," he said, "especially if you're dealing with an institution that profits from your patronage. If I had made our requests to an unfamiliar hotel, the rumors would fly."

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"And you're not an unknown in this city," added Devereaux. "Can you trust the manager?" "I would in any event; he's a fine man. However, since all flesh has its weaknesses and the muckrakers in this town are vultures constantly in search of informational carrion, I made it plain that he was the only person who knew we were here. I felt bad doing so; it wasn't necessary." "There's 'safe' and there's 'sorry,' Mr. Pinkus," said Redwing, walking to a window and looking down at the street below. "We're so close-to what I don't know, but it frightens me. Within a matter of days my people will either be patriots or pariahs, and right now my money's on pariahdom@" "Jenny," began Aaron, a muted sadness in his voice, "I didn't wish to alarm you, but upon reflection, I think you'd never forgive me if I didn't tell you now." '7611 me whatT' Redwing turned away from the window, staring at Pinkus, then glancing at Sam, who shook his head conveying no knowledge of Aaron's statement. "I spoke with an old friend of mine this morning, a colleague from the early days, in fact, who's now a member of the Court." "Aaron!" cried Devereaux. "You didn't mention anything about this afternoon, did youT' '@Of course not. It was merely a social call. I said I had business here and perhaps we might have dinner." "Ibank heavens!" said Jenny. "He was the one who brought up this afternoon," said Pinkus quietly. 4'WhatT' " What? "Not in terms of specifics, mind you, only with regards to our proposed dinner... He said that it was quite possible he wouldn't be able to make it for he might be hiding and under guard in the cellars of the Supreme Court." "What? 11 "That's what I said-" "And? "He said today was one of the strangest in the annals of Supreme Court history. They're holding a special session in chambers with -plaintiffs-over a case that- has acrimoni- 516 ROBERT LUDLUM

ously divided the justices, None of them knows how the others will ultimately vote, but they're determined to dispose of their initial responsibility, which is to make public a rather momentous suit against the government. They'll do so immediately after the hearing is over." "What?" screamed Redwing. "This afternoon?" "Originally, they kept it off the Court calendar for reasons of national security and the possibility of reprisals against the litigants- the Wopotamis, I presume; then, apparently, the administration demanded that news of the suit be kept secret for an extended period of time." 'Thank heavens for somebody!" cried Jennifer. "For Chief Justice Reebock," explained Aaron, "who's not the most likable fellow in the world, albeit quite bright. Unaccountably, and contrary to his normal disposition, Reebock went along with the White House. When the rest of the justices learned this, the majority simply revolted, including my friend. He made it clear that along with the others, even those ideologically opposed to him, the Executive had no constitutional right to impose restrictions on the Judicial.... Sometimes it all comes down to ego, doesn't it? Forget checks and balances, ego's the great equalizer." "Mr. Pinkus, my people will be in the streets, on the steps of the Supreme Court! They'll be slaughtered!" "Not if the general plays his cards right, my dear." "If there was a wrong card to show, he'd show it!" yelled Redwitig. "That man is instant hate! There's no one on earth he's incapable of offending!" , "But you hold the deck," interrupted Devereaux. "He can't legally do a damn thing without your approval; your contract with him is binding." "Has that ever stopped him before? From all I've learned about your prehistoric dinosaur, he tramples over the international laws of behavior, his own government, the Joint Chiefs, the Catholic Church, the universal concepts of morality, and even you, Sam, whom he professes to love like his own son! It's not you who'll climb up on that sacrosanct bully pulpit to denounce injustice, it'll be him, and to make his case he'll nuke the whole goddamn system and turn the Wopotamis into the biggest threat this

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nation has faced since Munich in '39! He'll be a bolt of lightning that has to be shorted out, grounded, before a hundred,other minorities think they see how they've been screwed by a government, and there'll be riots in the streets everywhere.... We can correct these things with time and prudence, but not his way, which is chaos!" "She's got a point, Aaron." "Again, a brilliant summary, my dear, but you overlook a fundamental law of nature." "What the hell is that, Mr. Pinkus?" "Wrapped in a bagel, he can be stopped." "For God's sake, how?" At that moment, the door of the suite burst open, crashing against the wall as a furious Cyrus stood in the frame. But it was a different Cyrus; he was dressed in an extravagantly expensive pinstriped suit, Bally shoes, and a foulard tie. "Those sons of bitches got out!" he yelled. "Are they here?" "You mean Roman and our two DesisT' said Sam, holding his breath. "They've deserted?" "Hell, no, they're like kids at Disneyland; they've got to explore. They'll be back but they disobeyed orders." "What do you mean, Colonel?" asked Pinkus. "Well, I went to-I went to the can and told them to stay put, and when I got out they were gone!" "You just said they'd be back," offered Devereaux. "So what's the problem?" "You want those grinder monkeys running, around in the lobbyT' "It might be rather refreshing, actually," said Aaron, chuckling. "Give a little life to the army of diplomats here, who walk around so rigidly you'd think they were containing severe cases of duodenal gas-forgive me, my dear." "Once again, no apologies are necessary, Mr. Pinkus," said Jennifer, her gaze on the huge mercenary. "Cyrus," she continued, "you look so---oh, I don't know what the word is-but so ... I guess, distinguished." "It's the threads, Jenny. I haven't worn a suit like this since f ,orty-six relatives in Georgia got together and bought me one at the Peachtree Center when I got my doctorate. Couldn't afford one before then and certainly not after- 518 ROBERT LUDLUM

ward. Glad you like it; me, too. It's courtesy of Mr. Pinkus, whose tailors jump through the eyes of needles when he sneezes." "Not true, my friend," said Aaron. "They simply understand the meaning of emergency... Isn't our colonel a magnificent sight?" "Awesome," agreed Sam reluctantly. "The Colossus of Rhodes dressed for an IBM board of directors' meeting," added Redwing, nodding approvingly. "Then, perhaps, -1 should introduce you to your new associate at the hearing this afternoon.... May I present Judge Cornelius Oldsmobile, who will accompany you into the chambers as a visiting amicus curiae extraordinary, courtesy of my old friend who's a member of the Court. He is not permitted to speak, only observe, but he will be sitting next to General Hawkins, who logically thinks he's there as military security. At the conclusion of the hearing, should our general be determined to add inflamatory comments, 'Judge Oldsmobile' has assured me that there are a number of ways to prevent him from doing so, including a metabolic seizure that for one of the general's age would mandate his immediate removal." "Aaron, you old fox!" cried Sam, leaping up from his chair. "It pained me to, even conceive of such an action, but one must consider the alternative, as the lovely Jennifer suggests." "God, I wish you were thirty years younger!" cried Redwing. "Hell, even twenty!" "So do 1, my child, but I'd be grateful if you never mentioned such a thought to Shirley." "Maybe I will, if Pocahontas doesn't behave," said Devereaux. "You know, it could have been ten, maybe fifteen miles in the storm, but I'm too modest to talk about it."

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darts, his pear-shaped frame was confined to the parameters imposed, ensuring a better aim, as there was a minimum of lower lateral movement-. After all, he was an engineer par excellence, with an IQ of 785, and knew everything there was to know about everything except realpolitik, courtesy, and a diet. He had pressed the button that pulled back the flushed curtain on the wall, revealing an enormous photographic tableau stretching from comer to comer with the enlarged faces of one hundred six men and women-enemies all! Liberals in both parties, environmentalist loonies who could, never understand a profit and loss statement, Feminazis who were forever trying to emasculate God's order of masculine superiority, and, above all, those senators and congressmen who had the temerity to tell him he wasn't the President! ... Well, maybe he wasn't, actually, but who the hell did they think thought for the President? Every hour; every minute! As Subagaloo began to throw his first dart, his private telephone rang, causing the sharp, pointed missile to deviate and go through an open window on the left, resulting in a loud scream from a landscaper in the Rose Garden. "Mat motherfucker's at it again! I quit!" Arnold dismissed the gratuitous remark out of hand; he should have hit the man between the eyes--obviously a member of some socialist-communist union expecting two weeks' severance pay for a lousy twenty years on the job. Unfortunately, Subagaloo could not get out of the chair; his swollen hips were unable to negotiate the -tight,fitting arms. As there was no other choice, he waddled across the floor, chair and rump temporarily attached, to the inces- sandy ringing phone. "Who are you and how did you get this number?" yelled the Chief of Staff. "Easy, Arnold, it's Reebock, and we're on the same side on this one." "Oh, Mister Chief Justice! Are you about to give me another big problem I don't need?" "No, I just solved the biggest one you've got-" 'The Wopotamis?" rhey can starve to death on their stupid reservation,

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who cares? I had a little barbecue at my house last night, the whole Court. Naturally, as my wine cellar is the finest in Washington, everyone got pissed to the antlers except the lady, and now she doesn't count. We had a very American, intellectual conversation around the pool. Very erudite, very judicial."

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"Six to three against the Wopotami savages, guaranteed. Two of our brethren wavered, but they saw the light when our nubile lady caterers took off their clothes and went for a swim. Our two would- be bleeding hearts claimed they were pushed into the pool, but the photographs don't show that. Such injudicious behavior-the tabloids would go wild, I made that rather clear." "Reebock, you're a genius! Not on my level, of course, but not bad, not bad at all.... But let's keep this between ourselves, all right?7 "We speak the same language, Subagaloo. Our job is to keep the un-American deviates out of the mainstream. They're dangerous, every one of them. Can you imagine where we'd all be without the income tax and those civil rights laws?" "In heaven, Reebock, in heaven! ... Remember, we never talked." "Why do you think I called you on this numberT' "How'd you get it?" "I've got a mole in the White House." "Who, for Christ's sake?" "Come on, Arnold, that's not fair." "I guess it isn't, because I've got one in the "Stare decisis, my friend." "What else is new?" said Arnold Subagaloo.

12:37 Pm. The huge Trailblaze bus, leased and paid for by no one the company had ever heard of, stopped in front of the imposing entrance to the Supreme Court. The driver fell over the large circular steering wheel, anguished tears flowing from his eyes, grateful that his full load of passengers was about to depart. Miles back he had yelled,

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screamed, and finally shrieked in panic that "Firecooking-is not permitted inside the bus!" "We're not cooking, man," had said a firm voice behind him. "We're mixing the colors, which means you've got to melt the wax." -,Oftat?" "See?" Suddenly a grotesquely painted face had been thrust in front of his eyes, causing the driver to lurch across the Virginia highway, slipping between the onrushing vehicles until he managed to return to his lane. There followed what could only be described as a series of events that justified the screams of the owner of the Last Ditch Motel outside of Arlington, when he had roared from behind a mountain of duffel bags: "I'll blow the fucking place up before I let 'em back in! Holy shit! Fuckin' war dances around a fuckin' bonfire in the parking lot! Everybody else in all the other rooms left-running-without a nickel in my till!" "You got it wrong, man! They were supplication chants. You know, like prayers for rain and deliverance, even sometimes broads." "Out, out, out!" Once the duffel bags had been loaded, by necessity a number strapped on top of the bus, the series of intolerable events continued amid the smoke and the stench of melted-down Crayola crayons. "You see, man, when you mix it with paraffin and press it into your skin, it conforms and slowly drips down your face with the body heat. Scares the hell out of palefaces ... see?" The driver saw. Weeping streaks of bright colors slowly crawling down the face of someone named Calfhose. The bus hid nearly crashed into the rear of a diplomatic limousine bearing the flags of Tanzania; instead, it merely dented the bumper, then skirted to the left, passing it and removing a side mirror as several wide-eyed black faces stared up at their more colorful counterparts in the windows of the bus. Then came the audibles, initially the slow, bass-toned boom- booms of at least a dozen drums. Boom-boom, boom-boom, boom- boom-boom-boom, boom-boom! "Hai-ya, hai-ya, hai-ya!" The fanatical chorus built to a hysterical crescendo as the driver's head shot back and

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forth over the wheel like a rooster in heat in time with the beat. Relief had suddenly come as the drums and the chanting abruptly stopped, apparently by command. I think we got that one wrong, guys and girls!" shouted the terrorist named Calfhose. "Isn't that the wedding night celebration?" "Beats the hell out of Ravel's Bolero!" replied a male voice at the rear of the crowded bus. 'Who'd know the differenceT' yelled another, now a woman. "I don't know," answered Calfhose, "but Thunder Head said Indian Affairs might send down a couple of experts ,cause nobody expects us or knows why we're there." "If they're Mohawks, they'll crap on us!" shouted yet another, by his voice an elderly member of the tribe. "Legend has it that they threw us out of our wigwams whenever it snowed!" "Well, just in case, let's rehearse the one that greets the sunrise; that'd be applicable." "Which one is that, Johnny?" Another woman. "The one that sounds like a tarantella--2' "Only when slung vivace, Calfy," connected a painted brave in front. "When it's adagio, it could be a dirge out of Sibelius." "So we go with the balachy bit. All right, girls, into the aisle and rehearse your thing. And remember, Thunder Head wants some legs for the TV cameras but no garter belt stuff. We gotta be squeaky clean." "Aw, aw, aw ... shit!" came the male voices. "Here we go-now!" The drums and the vocal chorus had begun again, compounded by the beating of female feet in the aisle, as the driver tried to concentrate on the, growing ti-affic in the District of Columbia. Unfortunately, a Sterno can under a boiling, pot of bright red Crayolas overturned,% setting fire to the beaded'skirt of a dancer. Several braves were quick to extinguish the flames. "Get your hands out of there!" screamed the offended Indian lass. The driver's head had whipped around as the bus skidded into a fire hydrant, snapping off the top and sending

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a gusher of water into Independence Avenue, drenching all the cars and pedestrians in the vicinity. Company regulations required that the operator of any vehicle involved in such an incident stop immediately, radio his dispatcher, and await the police. It was a corporate policy that absolutely, positively did not apply to him! concluded the driver of the bus filled with savage terrorists who wore dripping waxed paint on their faces. He was five blocks from his destination, and the moment his load of Sternoburning, foot- stomping barbarians in their leather and their beads got off his vehicle with their duffel bags and their cardboard signs, he would race back to the depot, hand in a hastily scribbled resignation, drive home, grab his wife, and together they would take the next plane to as far away as possible. Fortunately, their only son was a lawyer; the hotshot lawyer could take care of the aftereffects. What the heU, he had put the snotty little bastard through law school! ... Thirty-six years behind a wheel driving the pigs of humanity, a man had to know when the critical sign of acceptance stopped. It was like when he was in France in World War 11, and they were taking a pounding froin the Krauts, and that great man, General Hawkins, took over the division and shouted the words out: "There comes a time, soldiers, when we either cut bait or go after the big ones! I say we go on! I say we attack!" And by God, they did. The great man had been right then, but here and now there was nothing to attack, no armed enemy intent on killing you, just armies of lunatics wanting to climb into your bus and drive you crazy! Thirty-six years; a good life, a productive life-- outside the bus. But now, at this critical moment, there was nothing left, nothing to attack. It was time to cut bait.... He wondCred what the great General Hawkins would say. He thbught he knew. "If the enemy isn't worth it, find another!" The driver would cut bait. The enemy was not worth it. The last terrorist off the bus was the one they called Calfhose, the maniac with the grotesque waxed streaks of bright colors dripping down his face. "Here, man," said the savage, handing the driver a small metal coin of no discernable value. "Chief Thunder Head wanted this to be

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presented to the one who took us to our 'point of destiny.' Damned if I know what he meant, but it's yours, buddy." Calfhose leaped down the steps to the pavement, his cardboard placard, which was nailed to a tree branch, balanced over his right shoulder. ". . . our point of destiny. Nothing will be the same after the action we take. We attack! " General MacKenz , ie Hawkins in France forty years ago. - The driver stared at the metal coin in his hand and gasped. It was a replica of their division's insignia of forty years ago. With the face of their great commander! A sign from heaven? Hardly likely, as he and his wife had long ago managed to avoid church. Sunday mornings were for all those television programs where politicians fueled his anger and his wife reduced it by a pitcher of Tabasco-laced Bloody Marys. Good woman, his wife.... But this! His old division, and the words of the finest commanding officer that ever lived! Christ, he had to get out of there.- It was weird! , The driver restarted the engine, jammed his foot on the accelerator, and sped down First Street, only to see in his rearview mirror a crowd of painted faces racing after him. "Fuck you!" he died out loud. "I'm out, finished! Me and my girl are heading west- maybe so far west it's east, maybe someplace like that American Samoa!" What the driver had overlooked was that there were thirty-seven duffel bags strapped to his roof.

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1:06 Pm. The doorbell of the suite rang, and as Aaron and Sam slipped into a bedroom to avoid any possible recognition, Jennifer walked across the room, glanced behind her, then said: "Yes, who is it?" "Pliss, Miss Janey!" replied the unmistakable voice of Roman Z. "Thiss thing iss havvy!" Redwing opened the door, to be greeted by Roman standing in frontof the two Desis, who held the handles of an enormous steamer trunk, perspiration forming on their foreheads. "Good heavens, why didn't you have the bell captain send it up?" "My dearest fren who now happens to be a brutal and deranged 'colonel' said we had to bring it up ourselves." The Gypsy walked into the room. "Otherwise, in case it fell open, I should slit the throats of any who saw its contents.... Come, my second and third dearest frens. In here!" "I can't believe Cyrus,would give such an order," protested Jennifer as Desis One and Two struggled with the outsized trunk, carrying it into the suite and setting it upright. "At least you could have used a dolly." "Was dat?" asked Desi the Second, wiping his brow.

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"A small platform with wheels but large enough for heavy luggage." "Chu said we shouldn't use one of dem!" yelled D-One at Roman. " 'Cause the magnificent colonel was talkin' to the crazy peoples on the truck an' all he said,was 'take it up an' hurry!' He didn't say 'take it up on thiss machine an' hurry." My dearest fren iss smart; you never know when one of those things iss a trap. You ever try to run out of a big supermarket pushing a cart without paying? Zee bells go off, right, Miss Janey?" "Well, there are codes on merchandise that are neutralized by passing over the paycheck grids-2' "See! My dearest fren saved our lives!" "You will be well compensated for your labors," said Aaron Pinkus, rushing out of the bedroom, Devereaux behind him. "Somebody open it," he added, staring at the trunk. "There iss no key," said Roman. "Only leetle numbers on zee locks." "I have the numbers," announced the impeccably, expensively dressed Cyrus, walking through the open door and immediately closing it. "I'm afraid I hadto sign an additional bill of delivery with my firm, Mr. Pinkus.' "You gave them my name?" "Hell, no, but the original contractor may go after you if this whole thing comes out in the wash." "I'll handle that!" exclaimed Sam. "Hiring escaped prisoners and wanted mercenaries to do their dirty work. Hahl A piece of cake!" "Darling, we're doing the same," said Jennifer. "Oh?" "For heaven's sake, open the trunk! I can feel Shirley breathing down my spine, a not altogether pleasant sensation. I haven't called her since yesterday morning." '@Giff me her number," said Roman Z, twirling his blue silk sash around his right arm in front of his silk orange shirt. "There iss women and then there iss women, and very few can resist my charms. Iss so, my dearest frens?" "Shirle would have you committed," replied Pinkus. "I doubt your Dun and Bradstreet would meet her standards."

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"There!" said Cyrus, having manipulated the locks and pulling apart the trunk. "My God!" cried Sunrise Jennifer Redwing. "All that metal!" "I told you, Jenny," said Cyrus, looking at the profusion of steel breastplates and skullcaps on hangers in front of receding racks of odd clothing. "This is hardball."

1:32 Pm. The contents of the huge steamer trunk were distributed and the process of infiltration-camouflage began. According to the Hawk's orders (several points added or refined by his now senior military aide, Cyrus), the initial objective was to deceive the enemy scouts searching for them in the crowds outside and, by deceiving them, gain entrance to the great hall of the Supreme Court. Once inside, the second goal was to pass through security without Sam, Aaron, the Hawk, or Jenny revealing their identities. MacKenzie was convinced the guards had been given ident-alerts, certainly specifying Devereaux and himself, and, as Sam was Pinkus's employee, probably Aaron; and, since S. J. Redwing had previously argued before the Court, and if someone had done his homework and learned she was a member of the Wopotami tribe, she, too, could be on the list. Granted, Jenny's inclusion was farfetched,.but so were the untold billions of dollars owed by the greedy enemies of the "deceased" Vincent Mangecavallo. The third hurdle depended solely on Sam,'Aaron, and Hawkins finding a men's room and Jennifer locating a ladies' room prior to being admitted into the august'chambers. According to the detailed building plans secured somehow by "relatives" of Vinnie the Bam- Bani and confirmed by his favorite aunt, Angelina the Go-Go, the hallway on the second floor, where the chambers were, had two such conveniences-at opposite ends of the marble hall. The reason for the necessity of the restroorns takes us back to the initial objective of deceiving the Supreme Court guards and gaining entry into the chambers. The contents of the steamer, trunk, however, caused Jenny to scream from her bedroom.

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"Sam, this is impossible!" "What is?" said Devereaux, walking awkwardly out of the second bedroom dressed in a bulky checkered suit with puffed trousers, altogether adding the appearance, of sev-enty pounds to his slender frame. Wha bi-zarre was his head. His skull was cc brown wig, the free-flowing ringlets hat best described as a porkpie, the favor the

raccoon-coated collegiates of the twenties. He pushed Redwing's partially open door and stood in the frame. "Can I help?" - WM! "You're screaming. Is that a yes or a no?" "Who are you supposed to be?" "Accorc ing to the driver's license and the voter's registration card provided with the clothes, my name is AlbyJoe Scrubb, and I run a chicken-breeding farm somewhere.... Who the hell are you?" "An ex-chorus girl!" replied Jenny, trying once more to clamp_ the steel breastplate. over her generous chest. "There! Never mind, I've got it! ... Now for this stupid kelly-green peasant blouse that wouldn't excite a sexstarved gorilla." "It excites me," said Sam. "You're one step below a gorilla and more easily aroused." "Hey, conic on, we're on the same side. No kidding, who are you supposed to beT' "Let's say a loose woman whose bulging topside under this bulletproof corset will hopefully take the guards' attention away from the admission procedures." "The Hawk thinks of everything.,, "Right down to the libido," agreed Redwing, slipping the bright green blouse over her head and tugging it into shape above her yellow miniskirt. She bent partially forward, glanc in@ at the swell of her breasts within the loose- g

hanging b 0 e. "That's the best I can do," she said with a sigh. "Let's work on it--2' "Down, Rover... Now comes the worst part. The

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'headgear,' as a friend of mine on the Forty-niners calls it." "That's what's different," observed Devereaux. "Your hair looks funny; it's all pinned back or something." "In preparation for your Neanderthal's pluperfect revenge." Jenny reached for a large square box on the bed and pulled out a platinum blond wig that rested on a steel helmet. "That bulletproof skullcap is so heavy I'll have a stiff neck for the rest of the year, if I see the year through." "Yeah, I've got one, too," said Sam as Redwing placed the helmeted wig over her hair. "Shaking your head's okay, but if you nod, you could break your nose." "Shaking my head doesn't go with this image." "I see what you mean. If this is Mac's pluperfect revenge, what's perfectT' "I should think it would be obvious. He'll set me up. with a vice squad john' and I'll be arrested as a hooker." "Sam!" cried Aaron Pinkus from the living room. "I need help!" "I'm in demand." Devereaux rushed out of the bedroom, Jenny at his heels. What they saw was as improbable a sight as either could hope to see, with the possible exception of looking at themselves In a Mirror. Gone was the slight but nevertheless distinguished figure of Boston's foremost, attorney. In his place, dressed in a long black frock coat and wearing a flat black hat below which hung two strands of braided black hair, was a Hasidic rabbi. "Are you soliciting confessions or don't you people do that sort of thing?" said Sam. "You're not remotely amusing," replied Aaron, taking several tentative steps forward. Growing unsteady, he grabbed the fringe of a table lamp, which naturally crashed to the floor. "My whole body is encased in iron!" he cried angrily, "It's for your own protection, Mr. Pinkus," said Jennifer, dashing around Devereaux and holding the old man's arms. "Cyrus made it clear, you have to protect yourself." "The protection will kill me, my child. On Omaha Beach I carried a forty-pound pack on my back that nearly

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caused me to drown in four feet of water, and I was much younger then. This metal underwear is much heavier and I'm much, much older." "Me only really difficult time for you will be the steps outside the Court, and since we have to separate, I'll have Johnny Calfhose find someone to help you." "Calfhose? I seem to recall that name; it's not a name one easily forgets." "He's Mac's honcho at the tribe," said Sarn. "Oh, yes, he called Sidney's house, and Jennifer and our general had a shouting match, as I recall." "Johnny Calfriose and MacKenzie Hawkins make a perfect team. Slime and Sludge. Calfhose still owes me bail money, and Hawkins owes me my soul as well as my career... Regardless, Johnny will get someone to help you. He'd better, or I'll have him indicted for skimming thousands from General Thunder Nuts' bribe money to the Council." "He did that?" asked Devereaux. "Actually, I have no idea, but it would be perfectly natural for him to try." There was a rapid knocking at the door. Sam walked over and opened it, again mildly startled by the huge elegance of Cyrus. "Come on in, Colonel, although frankly you look more like a darker version of Daddy Warbucks." "That's the idea, Sam, and to broaden your horizons even further, I'd like you to meet two friends of mine, or I should say of 'Judge Oldsmobile.' " Cyrus stepped inside and gestured for Desis One and Two to do the same. However, they were not the Desi Arnazes anyone in the room had seen before. D-One, his false teeth in place, was dressed in a conservative gray suit and an oxford blue shirt that emphasized his white clerical collar. D-Two,' a reli-, gious kin but of a different faith, wore the black suit and collar of a priest, along with a gold cross that fell over his rabat. "May I present Reverend Elmer Pristin, an Episcopalian minister, and his comrade-in-protest, Monsignor Hector Alizongo of some Catholic diocese in the Rocky Mountains." "Good heavens!" said Aaron, clanking down in the chair.

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"My God!" added the platinum-haired hooker, who was Jenny. "He hears chu," said D-Two, blessing himself, then correcting his benediction and blessing all those in the room-backwards. "Don't be a blas/emo," mumbled Desi the First. "Chu loco. I include chu an' chu are a dumb protestante!" "It's okay, fellas," said Devereaux. "We get the message.... Cyrus, what's this all about?" "First, let me ask if each of you found everything. There was a check list for your items." Jennifer, Sam, and Aaron nodded, considerable doubt in each face. "Good," continued the mercenary. "Is there any trouble with the camo-ex equipment?" "What's that?" asked Pinkus from the chair. "Short for camouflage externals-our disguises. We want you to be as comfortable as possible under the circumstances. Any problems?" "To be honest, Colonel," answered Aaron, "perhaps you should lease a derrick to move me around." "It's not a problem, Cyrus," said Redwing. "I'll get a member of the tribe to help Mr. Pinkus." "Sorry, Jenny, there can't be any communication whatsoever with the Wopotamis. Also, it's not necessary." "Now, wait a minute," broke in Devereaux. "My revered boss can barely walk in that medieval flak suit!" "He'll be, flanked and assisted by our two men of the cloth every step of the way." "Our Desis?" said Jennifer. "Exactly. It's Hawkins's idea and it's a beaut.... The 'Reverend Pristin' and 'Monsignor Alizongo' have joined with 'Chief Rabbi Rabinowitz' in a religious protest to the Supreme Court over recent decisions they consider to be both anti-Christian and anti-Semitic. You can't beat that rap unless you throw in antiblack, which would naturally diminish the television coverage." "It's certainly unique," admitted Sam. "By the way, where's Roman ZT' "I hate to think," replied Cyrus. "He hasn't deserted, has he?" said Jenny.

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"Not for a ntinute..There's an old Gypsy proverb stolen from the Chinese that says a man who saves the life of another can live off that person or persons for the rest of his life." "I'm not sure he's got that right," said Aaron. "I believe it's the other way around." "Of course it is," agreed Cyrus, "but the Gypsies changed it, and that's all he has to know." "So where is he?" asked Rddwing. "I gave him money to rent a video camera. At this moment I suspect he's stealing one from an unsuspecting clerk by telling him he just wants to check the lens refraction in the sunlight. I could be wrong, but I doubt it. He hates to pay for anything-I think he really believes it's unethical." "He should run for Congress," said Sam. "But why a camera?" asked Redwing. "It's my idea. I think we should have an audiovisual record of the Wopotami protest, as extensive as possible, including any attempts by specific individuals to interfere, harass, or prevent citizens from the exercise of free assembly and their rights of petition.,, "I knew it," exclaimed Pinkus weakly in the chair. "He may be a professional soldier and a chemist, but he's also a lawyer." "Not so, sir," contradicted Cyrus. "Due to the confusion of an early turbulent youth, I-we-had to understand certain basic constitutional rights." "Wait a minute," said Devereaux, a note of skepticism in his quiet voice. "Let's dispense with 'We Shall Overcome' for a moment, and carry this where I think you're taking it. An tinedited videotape, the date and time counted off by seconds in every frame, is generally conceded to be irrefutable evidence, right?" "I'd think a number of congressmen and senators and a mayor or two would agree with you, Sam," agreed the mercenary, the hint of a smile on his face. "Especially those who've temporarily given up eggs Benedict for the powdered variety on less than elegant chin& - " "Yes, and if we have such a tape featuring , specific in- 7W ROAD TO OMAHA 533

dividuals' engaged in unlawful behavior of a violent nature during the Wopotami protest-" "And, " interrupted Redwing, glancing at Devereaux, who nodded, as if to say be-my-guest, "if those nasty individuals were identified as being under the orders of one government agency or another, we'd have considerable legal leverage." "Not just government-oriented," said Cyrus. "There are a bunch of goons in that crowd who've been paid to stop you. Their employers are so much in debt that even the thought of you has them chewing rugs while soiling their trousers." "Violent obstruction of the legal process," added Sam. "Facing ten years in jail, there's not one of those thugs who wouldn't break." "Colonel, I salute you!" said Aaron, struggling forward in the chair, the sound of metal against metal heard in the room. "Even if everything goes wrong, we've got secondary positions of defense." "I call it frying the asses of those who would fry yours first, Mr. Pinkus." "Indeed! You know, law degree or no, I wish you'd consider a position in my firm, say as a strategist in the crim@ inal law department." "I'm flattered, sir, but I think you'd better talk with your friend, Cookson Frazier. Apparently he has a home in the Caribbean, two in France, a, flat in London, and several he can't remember in the ski country of Utah or Colorado. They've all been broken into, and he wants me to take over his far-flung security." "My word, how wonderful for you! You'd be terribly well paid. You'll accept, of course." "Perhaps for a, few weeks, but if there's any way I can work it out, I'd like to get back to the laboratory. I'm a chemical engineer; that's where the real excitement is." "Now I've heard everything," said Devereaux, shaking his head, his porkpie hat above his checkered suit swiveling. There was furious knocking at the door. "Stay where you are," said Cyrus calmly as the others reacted in shock. "It's Roman. He thinks his entrance into any room is a

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command performance-especially when the police are chasing him." The mercenary opened the door; the figure standing in the corridor was, indeed, Roman Z, but instead of a single video camera, he held two in each hand, as well as a large nylon case suspended from his broad shoulder by a thick strap. Also, gone were the silk orange shirt, the blue silk sash, the tight black trousers, and the dangling gold earring. Instead, he was the image of a working media stiff, the kind one sees climbing out of television news vans at the scene of an accident or a fire. He wore neat but abused Levis below a white T-shirt on which was printed in large letters:

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"Zee mission is accomplished, my dearest best fren Colonel," announced Roman, walking into the 'room, his words trailing off as his eyes absorbed the sight of Sam, Jenny, and Aaron. "Iss zerr a dancing bear somewhere?" "If there is, it's you," said Cyrus. "Bears forage.... Why four canicorders?". "Maybe one get hurt," replied the Gypsy, grinning. "Also plenty of tape," he added, gesturing at his case. "Where's the receipt?" "Zee what?" "Me paper that shows the amount of the rental and the deposit you gave the store." '%, zey don't want it. They hoppy to cooperate." "What are you talking about, Roman?" asked Redwing. "I charge it, Miss Janey-if you are Miss Janey under zat beautiful dress." "To whom?" said Devereaux. "Zeez people!" The Gypsy pointed with pride to his T-shirt. "I wass in a great hurry, and they understand." "There are no such people!" cried Cyrus. "I write them a letter sometime. I tell them how sorry I am.,, "Please, Colonel," said Pinkus, struggling out of the chair with Jenny's help. "We haven't time for an audit. What do we do now?"

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"It's simple," answered Cyrus. It wasn't.

2:16 Pm. Boom-boom, boom-boom, boom-boom-boomboom, boom- boom, boom-boom! ... Hai-ya, hai-ya,-haiya-hai-ya, hai-ya, hai-ya! The drums went bang while the stompers sang, and the signs were raised and the crowds were hazed, and the steps of the Supreme Court were Wopotami madness. The tourists were famous, wives more than husbands, as the dancing-girl protesters were to a dancer inordinately attractive and their skirts flew high. "Jebediah, we can't get through!" "Right." "Where are the po T, "Right." "Olaf, these crazy people won't let u's by!" "Right." "Mere should be laws!" "Right." "Stavros, this never happened at the temple of Athena!" "Right." "Stop staring!" "Wrong-oh, sorry, Olympia." Around the corner on Capitol Street, concealed in a recessed doorway, were two tall men. One was resplendent in the full dress uniform of an army -general, the other in the ragged clothes of a tramp. The tramp rushed out of their sanctuary, peered around the edge of the building, and then ran back to the general. "Things are progressing, Henry," said MacKenzie Hawkins. "They're really getting hot!" . "Have the media arrived?" asked Sutton, the actor. "I made it perfectly clear to you, I don't make my appearance until the cameras are there." "A couple of radio stations have come. You can tell by the people with microphones." "Not good enough, dear boy. I specifically said cameras." "All right, all right!" The Hawk raced out again, looked again and raced back. "A TV crew just got here!"

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"What station? Is it a network?" "How the hell do I know?" "Find ou ' t, mon giniral. I have my standards." "Christ on a seesaw!" "Blasphemy isn't called for, MacKenzie. Look again." "You're impossible, Henry!" "I hope so. It's the only way you get anywhere in this business. Hurry up, now. I feel the urge to perform; it's the stimulus of a growing audience as you hear them flocking into a theater." "Don't you ever get stage fright?" "My good fellow, I've never been afraid of the stage, it is afraid of me. I tread across it like thunder." "Shit!" The Hawk rushed out again, but instead of racing back to the actor, held his place and saw what he hoped to see. Four taxis pulled up on the other side of First Street, only moments apart. Out of the one in front stepped three men of the cloth: a priest, a minister, and an elderly rabbi helped by the two Christians. From the sec@ond emerged the Marilyn Monroe of hookers, hips swaying-somewhat awkwardly-but who was examining? The third cab deposited the maximum rube of the Ozark's backcountry, with the image I of chickenshit dripping from his porkpie hat and over his ballooned checkered suit. The fourth taxi made up for the banality of the three fares ahead. An immense, elegantly dressed black man stepped out on the curb, his huge sculpted head and giant body nearly dwarfing the vehicle. As programmed, Jennifer, Sam, and Cyrus walked in different directions, no acknowledgment among them, but none crossed the street to the Court. The three religious zealots stayed on the pavement, bickering among themselves, the rabbi's head pecking forward as the two opposing Christians alternately nodded and shook their heads disapprovingly. The Hawk reached into his ragged pocket and withdrew his walkie-talkie. "Calfhose, come in. Come in, Calfhose!" (There was no need for a code name.) "Don't shout, T.H., this thing's in my ear!" "Our contingent's arrived-2' "So have half the horny population of Washington! And

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I do mean just half-the other half would like to scalp our girls!" "Tell 'em to keep it up." "How high? Are we up to garter belts?" "Mat's not what I mean! Just keep up the chants and make the drums louder. I need the next ten minutes." "You got it, T.HY' The Hawk ran back to the recessed doorway. "Another ten minutes, Henry, and you make your entrance!" "That longT' "I have a few things to do, and when I return, we'll- go out together." "What do you have to do?" "Eliminate some of the enemy." "What?" "Nothing to be concerned about. They're young and in- experienced." MacKenzie raced out in his disheveled tramp's clothing. And one by one the four of the Ranger commandos in their camouflage green and black fatigues were tapped on the shoulder and subsequently rendered unconscious by an old hobo. Each was dragged to a curb, his face doused with several ounces of Southern Comfort, and laid to rest until revived. However, and adding to Sir Henry's anxiety, the "ten minutes" became twelve, then twenty, and finally, nearly a half hour. The Hawk had spotted five buttoned-down, stern-faced federal agents and six gentlemen whose squinting frowns and large foreheads were barely above and perhaps even below the gorillas-in-the-mist. He dispatched them in like fashion. "Amateurs!" whispered the Hawk to himself. "What kind of commanders do they have?" ... Whoever they were, they sure had the PR covered! Some son of a bitch in a T-shirt kept his video camera rolling, focused on the counterprotestors, obviously for the benefit of those who had given them their orders. Ha! A joke! But every time Mac tried to grab the bastard with the camera, he pi@oted like a goddamn ballet dancer and disappeared in the crowds. And crowds there were en masse, as Mac ran back to the doorway. Sir Henry Irving Sutton was not there!

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Where the hell was he? ... The actor was ten feet away at the edge of the building, stunned, studying the melee at the steps of the Supreme Court. Fights had broken out in front of the forty-odd stamping, chanting, drumming, signjerking Wopotami protesters, but the violent altercations seemed to have nothing to do with the Indians. "Oh, my God!" said Hawkins, his hand on Sutton's shoulder. "I'm not as young as I used to be!" "Neither am I. So what?" "A few years ago, none of those bastards would have gotten up. Or there were a hell of a lot more of them than I saw." "Who?" "Those clowns who are beating the shit out of one another in the crowd of tourists." And, indeed, they were. The buttoned-down collars were screaming at the camouflaged commandos, who proceeded to throw them over their shoulders, as the goons of the world, figuring that any fight meant they had to be the victors or it was back to the union shop, jumped in with brass knuckles and leaded blackjacks. A full-fledged riot was not merely in the making, it was made. Angry tourists, pummeled and tripped by the combatants, screamed; those in mortal combat, bewildered by the lack of uniforms or any identification of their enemies, kept hammering away at anything that moved near them,and the idiot with the video camera kept yelling "Glorioso!" as he pranced around. "Go, Buttercup!" shouted Hawkins into his radio. "Right, Daffodil, but we've got a problem," came the voice of Colonel Cyrus. "What problem?" "We're okay with the religious trio, but we've lost the hooker and the rube!" "'Mat hqp@ened?" "Pocahontas got mad when some female tourist threw a bunch of firecrackers at the feet of the dancers and screamed something in Greek. Our girl went after the bitch and Sam went after her!" "Get them back, for God's sake!"

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"Do you really want Judge Oldsmobile to go into that mess and bash heads?" "Damn it, we don't have much time! It's almost quarter to three and we've got to get inside, change our clothes, and present ourselves to the praetors of the chambers by three o'clock!" "We may have a few minutes of flexibility there," interrupted Cyrus. "Even the judges have to know about the, chaos out here." "A Wopotami chaos, Buttercup! Let's say that's not to our benefit, even though it's necessary." "Hold it! Our chickenshit rube is bringing back Pocahontas-in a harnmerlock, I n-tight add." "Every once in a while that boy comes through! ... Detail the situation and let's move!" "Will do. When does our general walk outT' "As soon as I see the rube and the princess cross the street, separately, and make sure she goes first.... Where are the three holy joes? I can't see 'em." "You couldn't. They're on this side, making their way through the riot. You'd think people would have more respect for religious types. Desis One and Two have already clobbered a dozen yahoos, and I swear I saw D-One rip off five watches!" "Mat's all we need, a preacher-mugger!" "That's what we got, Daffodil.... Out, here come our two attorneys, Punch and Judy." "Whip 'em into shape, Colonel. That's an order!" "Listen, mass4, you're lucky I'm smarter th#n you or I'd take offense." "Huh?" "Never mind, your instincts are right. Out." The Hawk put his walkie-talkie back in his distressed overcoat pocket@ and turned to Sutton. '@Only a couple of minutes now, Henry. Are you ready?" "Ready?" said the actor, controlled fury in his voice. "You idiot! How can I possibly command the stage with that fracas going on?" "Come on, Hank, you told me only a couple of hours ago that this thing was practically 4offstage.'

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"That was an objective analysis, not a subjective inter- pretation. There are no small parts, only small players." "Huh?" "You're extremely insensitive where the arts are concerned, MacKenzie." "Yeah?" "The lovely Jennifer is crossing the street-God, the wardrobe mistress should be firedforthwith! She's a harlot!" "That's the idea.... There goes Sam-" "Where?" "The guy in the checkered suit--2' "Wearing that ridiculous hatT' 1Looks different, doesn't he?" "He looks positively stupid!" "That's what -we want. No smart lawyer there." "Good Lord!" exclaimed the actor. "Did you see that?" "See whatT' "The minister in the gray suit-over there-the one climbing the steps with a priest and what appears to be an old rabbi between them." "Oh, oh.... What happened?" "I swear to you the vicar just punched a man and stole his watch. Ripped it right off his wrist!" "Damnation! I told the colonel that's all we needed, a preacher who's stealing his flock blind." "You know . . . ? Oh, my word, of course you do. The elderly man in the rabbinical clothes is Aaron! And the two others are those fellows from Argentina or Mexico!" "Puerto Rico, but that's not important. They've reached the top, they'll get in! ... You're on, General!" Static erupted from the Hawk's radio; he yanked it out of his pocket as the voice of Cyrus burst forth. "I'm crossing the street. Wish me luck!" "All systems are go, Colonel.... Calfhose, come in!" "I'm here, -don't shout. What is it?" "Cut the Indian stuff and go into the national anthem." "Ours is better, you can sing it." "Now, Johnny! Our general's going out!" "You got it, paleface." "This is it, Henry! Make it good!"

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"I've never made it bad, you jackass," said the actor as he took several deep breaths, pulled himself up to his full imposing height, and strode out toward the rioting crowd and the sudden Wopotami rendition of 'The Star-Spangled Banner' The chorus was, in a word, spectacular. Voices rose to the heavens and the sight of forty painted, weeping faces of America's original inhabitants had a striking effect on the crowd. Even the fiercely aggressive comman- dos, in deadly combat with the union-busting thugs, held their adversaries off with straightarms and hands around throats. The goons dropped their brass knuckles and their blackjacks, and all stared at the tragic figures singing their hearts out in devotion to a land that had been stolen from them. Many tears were starting to cloud the eyes of the onlookers. "Now is the winter of our discontent!" roared Sir Henry Irving Sutton in his moststentorian voice as he climbed to the fourth step and turned to the crowd. "Dogs may bark at us, but our vision is clear. A dreadful wrong has been done, and we are here to right it! To be or not to be, that is the question . . ." "That son of a bitch can go on for an hour," whispered MacKenzie Hawkins into his radio. "Where is everybody? Answer by your numbers!" "We are in dee big stone hall, but chu don' unnerstand, Heneral-- 2' "F ve got the princess and the rube with me," said Cyrus, "and" you really don't understand!" "What the hell are you two,talking about?" "A little number you hadn't figured on," explained the mercenary. "They've got metal detectors in here and if Jenny or Sam or Mr. Pinkus passes 4ough, they'll set off every alarm in the building and probably most of Washington." "Oh, m'God! What's this country coming to?" "I suppose I should say something like 'look to the root causes,' but right now we're screwed." "Not yet, Buttercup," yelled the Hawk. "Calfhose, are you on the line?" "Sure am, T.H., and we've also got a problem. Our peo- 542 ROBERT LUDLUM

ple have had it with your friend Vinnie. I mean he's one big pain in the ass." "What's he done? You've only had him since this morning-what could he do?" "Kvetch, kvetch, kvetch, that's all he does! Then his friend shows up, the little guy who talks like a chicken, and before you can say Geronimo, we've got a dozen crap games going on all over the motel with Joey something-orother running from room to room to catch the action. Catch it, I might add, with very funny dice. He cleaned up, and a lot of our braves were cleaned out." "We don't have time for this!" "Make it, T.H., while your general, who I've got to admit looks like you, is still yelling his head off. Our boys and girls are mad as hell, and they're not going to take it anymore. They want those two scumballs out and their money back!" "They'll get their money back fifty times over, I promise!" "Holy shit! Do you see what I see, T.H.T' "I'm at the edge of this building and there"s too much going en----" "A bunch of guys in funny, green and black suits are breaking through our ranks ... wait a second! Now some others---either linebackers or apes in business suits-are joining them. They're going after your general!" "Execute Plan B, Number One priority! Get him out of. there! We can't let him be hurt.... Start the chanting and the dancing. Now!" "What about the two scumballs, Vinnie and the chicken?" "Sit on 'ern!" "We did that on the bus. The little guy bit Eagle Eyes' ass. "Execute. I'm heading over!"

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usual sights. As the trio turned right off Constitution Avenue toward the Supreme Court, Deerfoot's ears picked up various familiar sounds stored somewhere in his memory banks; chants that went back to his childhood forty-odd years ago in upper New York State near the Canadian border. Tom Deerfoot was a full-blooded Mohawk, and the words and rhythms he heard were a slight variation of his own tribe's language. "Hey, Uncle Tommy!" cried his nephew, a boy of sixteen. "There's a riot over there!" "Maybe we should go back to the hotel," suggested his niece, a young lady of fourteen. "No, you're perfectly safe," said the uncle. "Wait here, I'll be right back. Something crazy's going on." Deerfoot, as his name implied, was a splendid runner, and', in less than thirty seconds he reached the outskirts of the confused, rebellious crowd at the steps of the Supreme Court. It was crazy! Indians-their Indians-were in full war paint, stamping and dancing, and yelling their heads off in some fanatical protest, the nature of which was hard to determine. Then the memories came back, the legends passed down by the old men, of the tribe, from one generation to another. The language he was hearing was similar but different, the pounding feet of the dancing chants imitative, yet not authentic. Good God, they were the Wopotamis of old! The ancient stories abounded with tales of how they stole everything in sight, so why not most of the language, and they never left their tepees whenever it snowed! Colonel Deerfoot bent over in laughter, holding his stomach so as not to collapse to the pavement in hysterics. The wild frenzy of the protesting chant with its highly suggestive dance movement was the "'Celebration of the Wedding Night." The Wopotamis never got anything right!

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ing that he 'wasn't finished!' Little Joey's right, he's a fazoot!" "Little Joey? ... Fazool?" "Yeah, well we made a deal. He'll give back half the money, and I collect twenty-per off his take for arbitration." "Johnny, we're in a crisis!" "No we're not, the two scumbuckets are in a bar down the street. You know, Vinnie's red wig doesn't do anything for our image. Real tacky, y'know what I mean?" "Oh, Christ, you're talking like him!" "Actually, he's not a.,bad guy when you get to know him. Did you realize that ethnic Indian types are very respected in Las Vegas? Nevada was big redskin territory, y 1know.11 "I'm talking about right now! Plan B, priority Two-4he peaceful storming of the Court!" "You're out of your facking mind! We could get shot!" "Not if you all fall on your knees and do the wailing bit once . you're inside. It's un-American to shoot anybody on his knees." "Who says?" "It's right there in the Constitution. You don't shoot anyone7on his knees because he's praying and will die in a state of grace while you get shafted by God." "No kidding?" "No fooling. Go!" The Hawk replaced the radio in the pocket of his distressed overcoat inside the great hall of the Supreme Court as Cyrus kept Aaron, Jenny, Sam, and the two Desis off to the side, away from the arched metal detectors. "Now listen up, folks," said the mercenary- chemist. "When the Wopotamis crash in here, D-One and D-Two will raise the cordons and you-Sam, Jenny, and Mr. Pinkus-will slip under them and head to the second floor. Use the stairs or the elevators, whatever, and go to the second closet on the right. Your other clothes are there in a plastic bag. Change in the ladies' and men's rooms and meet at the chambers at the west end of the hall, I'll be waiting for you." "What about Mac?" asked Devereaux. "If I know him, and by now I think I do, he'll be at that

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closet before you distributing the merchandise. Man, I wish that cat had been running a few campaigns I've been in. I'm good, but he's the max-I mean really evil!" 'That's a recommendation, Cyrus?" asked Pinkus. "You better believe it, Rabbi. I'd follow him to hell and back because I'd know I'd get back." "Well, he never swam twenty miles in a hurricane---" "Oh, be quiet, Sam.... Oh, oh, here they come!" "Great Abraham!" whispered Aaron Piqkus, as a horde of Wopotamis, their painted, waxed faces grotesquely weeping, burst through the doors and instantly fell on their knees, singing in unison, their heads raised to the ceiling, imploring their gods for deliverance. (If anyone knew, and they did not, it was still the "Celebration of the Wedding Night.") The weapons of a dozen guards were unholstered, their guns aimed at the heads of the protesters. None was fired. Somehow, it was in the Constitution, or at least in the minds of the Supreme Court police, that one did not fire on people who were in the act of prayer. Instead, alarms were heard, not from the detectors but from within the building itself In seconds additional guards, clerks, and maintenance personnel streamed into the great hall. Pandemonium prevailed. "Now!" whispered Cyrus as Desis One and TWo raised the thick velvet cords while Aaron, Sam, and Jenny swept underneath during the insanity that faced the Supreme Court police and staffers. And during this new and totally unexpected chaos, MacKenzie Hawkins walked through the inferior metal detectors, thanked nobody in evidence, and raced to the stairway that led to the - second floor.

A problem. Naturally. Vinnie the Bam-Bam's Aunt Angelina the Go- Go had confused the second closet on the right with an air- conditioning machine room and for several precious minutes the black plastic bag holding their clothes was not found. Suddenly, there was a muted explosion that none of them really noticed. "I've got it!" yelled Sam, in his excitement pushing a

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lever and shorting out the air-conditioning. "Everything stopped," he added, bewildered by the cessation of the huge machinery. "Who cares?" cried Jennifer, holding up Pinkus as the Hawk came running down the corridor, throwing off his tramp's overcoat.

"There you are!" he roared. "The goddamned staircase was locked from the outside!" "How'd you get in?" asked Devereaux, pulling Redwing's clothes out of the bag. "I always carry a little plastic explosive-you never know." - I thought I heard a boom," said the exhausted Pinkus. "You did," admitted Hawkins. "Let's go." "Where's the ladies' room?" asked Redwing. "Down at that end," answered MacKenzie, pointing east, "Where's our room?" asked Sam. "Much nearer, right over there on the left." They scattered, and suddenly Jennifer turned and shouted. "Sam! Can I dress with you? We've only got three minutes and that door's two football fields away!" "Boy, have I been waiting for those words!" The platinum-helmeted hooker raced back to the chicken- breeding "Alby-Joe Scrubb" and together they followed Pinkus and the Hawk into the restroom, Jenny ran into a stall as the men shed their clothes and wigs for the more dignified attire they wore under their outlandish cam-ex equipment. Except for the Hawk. At the bottom of the large refuse bag, layered neatly for easy removal, were the massive ftill ceremonial garments of Thunder Head, chief of the Wopotamis, including the longest, most flamboyant feathered headdress since the Okeechobees greeted a misguided cosmetician named Ponce de Le6n on the shores of the future Miami Beach. He swiftly removed his tramp's trousers and soiled shirt, replacing them with his buckskins and his beaded buffalo jacket. Then, under the stunned gazes of Aaron and Sam, he carefully placed the gargantuan trail of feathers over his head. It reached down all six feet, three inches to the tiled floor.

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A minute later Redwing walked out of the stall in a smart dark- tailored suit, the image of a cool successful lady lawyer totally unafraid of facing the male-dominated Supreme Court. What momentarily terrified her, however, was the sight of MacKenzie Hawkins. "Ahh!" she screamed. "My sentiments exactly," said Devereaux. "General, " added Pinkus, in the title a soft but earnest plea. "This is not a costume parade at Pasadena's Rose Bowl. These proceedings are among the most serious and venerable of our legal system, and your outfit, as splendid as it is, is hardly in keeping with the occasion." "What's the occasion, Commander?" "Only the future of the Wopotami tribe and a large segment of the nation's defense structure." "I'll go with the first part. Case closed. Besides, it's all I've got unless you want me to walk in like a member - of Hoboes Anonymous-which from another point of view isn't a bad idea." "We'll go with the feathers, General," said Jennifer quickly. "-That filthy overcoat's probably still in the hallway," mused Hawkins. "There's no one up here to find it; everybody's downstairs.... Think of it, a downtrodden indigent from a disenfranchised people-in rags and maybe holding my stomach from hunger." "No, Mac!" yelled Sam. "They'd drag you out to be deloused." "I suppose that's a possibility," said the Hawk, frowning. "This is a heartless city." "T'hirty-five seconds," announced Redwing, glancing at her watch., "We'd better go." "I can't imagine that a minute or two of tardiness would matter," said Aaron. "I mean, that's a veritable insuffection downstairs, the masses storming the barricades, as it were." "Not storming, Commander, but praying. There's a difference." "He's right, Aaron, and that's not to our benefit," said Devereaux. "As soon as the guards realize it's basically a peaceful demonstration, the alert will be called off and all

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the others will return to their posts.... You've been to these examinations before, haven't you, bossT' "Three or four times," replied Pinkus. "Authenticity is established of the plaintiff's identity, as well as that of the attomey-of-record, and those of whatever ami . ci . curt . ae are in attendance. Then the arguments are presented." "Who's at the chambers' doors, Commander?" "An assigned guard and a law clerk, General." "Bingo!" roared the Hawk. "One of 'em or both of 'em will have our names on a list. They'll get on a radio and a dozen others will come out of the woodwork and haul us away. We'll never get in!" "You can't be serious," said Jennifer. "This is the Supreme Court. No one can buy guards and law clerks to do that sort of thing." "Try billions in debt and red faces at the Pentagon, as well as State, Justice, and several dozen leeches in Congress who vacation on barrels filled with pork, against a few hundred thousand dollars spread through these hallowed halls!" "Mac's got a point," said Sam. "Flesh is weak," observed Aaron. "Let's get the hell out of here!" concluded Redwing. They did, all four hastening with as much decorum as possible toward the huge carved doors of the chambers. To their relief, they saw the massive figure of CyMs standing in front of them; to their astonishment, they also saw the two Desis, kneeling on either side of him in their clerical garb. "Colonel, what are my adjutants doing here?" "General, what the hell are you wearing?" "The mande of my tribal office, of course. Now, answer my question!" "It was Desi the First's idea. He said they'd gone this far, and although they're not sure what it's all about, they figured you should have additional protection. It was no problem for them to get up here-it's an insane asylum in revolt downstairs." "How sweet," said Jennifer. "How dumb!" crield Devereaux. "They'll be spotted, ar- THE ROAD TO OMAHA 549

rested, and questioned, and our whole illegal entry will be front- page news!" "Chu don' unnerstand," said D-One, raising his head, his palms still matched in prayer. "Mimero uno, we never say nodding. Ntimero dos, we are misioneros who convert the poor bdrbarvs to dee ways of Christ. Who can arrest such padres? Also, if dey try, dey don' walk for a couple of months, and nobody goes inside but chu." "I'll be damned," mumbled Hawkins, affection in his eyes as he looked down at his two aides-de-camp. "I brought you boys up right. In dark operations one should always have secondary egress personnel; they're usually the first to take the fire. We hesitate to assign them because we know the odds, but you didn't hesitate to volunteer. Fine show, men." "Daz nice, Heneral," said D-Two, "but chu not be damned. I can straighten dat out myself, not my amigo. Chu see, I'm cat4lico, he ees only a protestante-it don' count." The thundering sound of pounding footsteps in the long hallway caused all of them to whip their heads around in shock. It diminished quickly as the running figure of Roroan Z, a camcorder in each hand, his shoulder-strappednylon pouch bouncing off his hips, came rushing toward them, his WFOG T-shirt drenched with sweat. "My dearest, most loving frenz!" he cried, stopping breathlessly. "You could not believe how magnificent I was! I got pictures of efferyone, including three peoples who were convinced by my blade to say they were sent here by a 'general-attorney,' and by a leetle man secretary in sonizing they call 'defance,' and a beeg soccer player who told me he was only an ignorant represantive of sonizing

he call zee 'Fanny Hill Society'-some society, we got better in Serbo-Croatia." - "That's terrific!" said Sam. "But how did you get up here?" "Iss easy! Down in zee big marble hall, everybody iss dancing and singing and laughing and crying like zee best of my, Gypsy ancestors. Men in crazy clothes and painted faces are passing around bottles of fruity juice and

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everybody is so happy it remind me of our camps in zee Moravian mountains. It iss all glorioso!" "Oh, my God!" exclaimed Jennifer. "The yaw-yaw stills!" -fbe what, my dear?" "Stills, Mr. Pinkus. The most intoxicating drink ever devised by civilized or uncivilized man. The Mohawks say they invented it, but we refinedit and made it twenty times more potent. It's totally banned on the reservation, but if anyone could find those old stills and put them to use it would be that bastard,'Johnny Calfhose!" "I'd say at this moment he's totally legitimate, both in birth and in timing," said Devereaux. "So that's how you-we-people swindled the Western settlers," said the Hawk. - "That's irrelevant, General." "Yes, but interesting-" "Let's go in," said Cyrus, his voice now commanding. "That kind of juice has two effects--oblivion and the sudden recognition of remembered responsibilities which brings on panic, which we don't need. I'll open the door." He did so and added. "You first, General." "Quite correct, Colonel." MacKenzie Hawkins strode into the large mahoganypaneled room, his feathers flying, his supporting contingent following in dignity, when suddenly the blaring, deafening sounds of a frenzied Indian war chant, drums and voices, filled the sacrosanct enclosure. Up on the semicircular dais, the previously. stem-faced judges reacted in panic, as to a man and a woman, they fell below the surface, one by one emerging, wild-eyed and terrified, but relieved that no violence had ensued. Mouths gaped at the feathered monster below them; they did not rise, but remained, their faces in shock. "What the hell have you done?" whispered Sam behind the Hawk. "Little trick I learned in Hollywood," answered MacKenzie under his breath. "A soundtrack heightens a climax when the words don't do it. I've got a triplevolume, high-impedance tape recorder in my pocket." "Shut the fucking thing off!"

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"I will just as soon as those quivering pumpkins recognize that Thunder Head, chief. of the Wopotamis, is in their presence and his tribal position demands respect." And once again, one by one, the stunned justices of the Supreme Court rose slowly off their knees-no one, however; above the chest. The music diminished and then stopped. The justices looked questioningly at one another and returned to their chairs. "Hear me, you wise elders of this nation's justice!" roared Thunder Head, his voice echoing off the walls. "Your people have been caught in an insidious conspiracy to defraud us of our rights of proprietorship, to take from us our fields and our mountains and our rivers that provide us with the necessities of life and survival. You have confined us to the ghettos of barren forests and unwatered ground from which nothing grows butthe most unwanted weeds. Was this not our nation? Our nation in which a thousand.tribes existed both in peace and war as you did with us, and as you did with the Spanish, then the French and the English, and then finally among yourselves? Have we no more privileges than those you conquered and then forgave, absorbing them into your culture? The blacks of this country have gone through two hundred years of servitude; we have endured five hundred. Will you now in this day and age permit that to continue?" "Not me," said one justice quickly. "Nor me," said another, even more quickly. "Certainly not I," protested yet another, violently shak-

ing his head, his jowls jiggling. "Oh, Lord, I've read that brief ten times and each time I cried;,; saidthe lady justice. "You're not supposed to do that," said the Chief Justice, glaring at the woman, then instantly turning off the microphones so the Court could confer in quiet. "I love him," whispered Jennifer in Sam's ear. "Mac said it all in a few sentences!" "He never swam thirty-seven miles through a hurricane at sea!" , "Our general is very eloquent," whispered Pinkus. "He knows his subject well." "I'm not too happy about his black comparison," said

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Cyrus also whispering. "Hell, his Indian brothers and sisters weren't put in chains and sold, but his thrust was right." "No, Cyrus, we weren't," added Redwing. "We were merely slaughtered or driven to places where we starved to death." "Okay, Jenny. Checkmate." The microphones were turned on again. "Yes, well, ahem!" said a justice from the right end of the Court. "As the distinguished attorney from Boston, Counselor Pinkus, is in attendance with you, we certainly accept your credentials, but are you aware of the magnitude of your suit?" "We want only what is ours. Everything else is negotiable- anything else is intolerable." "That wasn't necessarily clear in the brief, Chief Thunder Head," said the black justice, in his eyes a glaring disapproval as he picked up a single page of paper. "Your attorney-of-record is one Samuel Lansing Devereaux, is that coffect?" "It is and I'm he, Sir," replied Sam, stepping forward beside Hawkins. "A hell of a brief, young man." "Thank you, Sir, but in all fairness-" "You"ll probably be shot in the head for it," continued the judge, as if Devereaux had not spoken. "However, throughout I find an underlying streak of vitriol, as if you were not so much interested in justice but in vengeance." "In retrospect, I was offended, Sir, at the injustice." "You're not paid to be offended, Counselor," said a justice on the left side. "You're paid to present the truth of your petition. Without the many long-since-deceased alive to defend themselves, you've made startling insinuations." "Based on the evidentiary materials uncovered, Sir, they were, indeed, insinuations, or, if you like, speculations. None, however, were without corroborative historical foundation." "You're a professional historian, Mr. Devereaux?" asked another. "No, Mr. Justice, I'm a professional lawyer who can read and follow lines of evidence, as I'm sure you can, Sir.,,

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"Nice of you to grant our colleague that ability," said yet another. "I meant no offense, sir." "Yet, in your own words, you're capable of being offended, Counselor," observed the lady justice. "So I must assume it follows that you can give offense." "Where I believe it's justified, madam." 'That's what I was getting at, Mr. Devereaux, when I mentioned that streak of vitriol in your brief. It didn't strike me that you wanted anything less than abject surrender on the part of the government, a total capitulation that would place an extraordinary burden on every taxpayer in this country. A liability far beyond the nation's ability to absorb." "If the Court will allow me to interrupt," broke in Thunder Head, chief of the Wopotamis, "my brilliant young counsel here has a reputation for righteous indignation when he feels a cause is just-2' "What?" whispered Sam, his, elbow crashing into Hawkins's ribs. "Don't you dare-2' "He dares to tread where angels fear to, but who among us can fault the truly honest man who passionately believes in justice for the disenfranchised? You, sir, stated that he's not paid to be offended-you're only half right, sir, for he's not @ paid at all, merely offended on his own time, no reward in the future for his passionate beliefs.... And what are those beliefs that drive him so on our be- half? Let me try to explain. Or better yet, rather than any explanation on my part, have each of youvisit a d ozen reservations on which our people live. See for yourselves what the white man has done to our once proud Indian nations. See our poverty, our squalor, our-yes, our impotence. Ask yourselves if you could live that way without being offended. This land was our land, and when you took it from us, we somehow understood that even a greater, single nation could evolve, and that we would be a part of it.... But no, that wasn't to be. You cast us off, shunted us aside, consigned us to isolated reservations without any share in your progress. That is documented history, and no one can dispute it.... Therefore, if our learned counsel has filled his brief with a certain anger- 554 ROBERT LUDLUM

,vitriol,' if you like-he'll go down in the chronicles of twentieth- century law as the Clarence Darrow of our day. Speaking for the victimized Wopotamis, we worship him." "Worship, Chief Thunder Head, is no part of this Court," said the large black justice, scowling. "One can worship his god, or a bull or an icon or the newest guru, but it has no influence in a court of law, nor should it have. We here worship only the law. We adjudicate on the basis of provable fact, not on convincing speculation derived from unsubstantiated records of over a hundred years ago." "Hey, now just wait a minute!" cried Sam. "I read that brief--2' "We thought you wrote it, Counselor," interrupted the lady justice. "Didn't you?" "Yes-well, that's another story, but let me tell you, I'm one hell of a lawyer and I've scrutinized that brief, and the historical evidentiary materials that support it are damn near irre .futable! Furthermore, if this Court disregards that evidence for pragmatic concerns, you're a bunch of-of . . ." "Of what,,CounselorT' asked a justice on the left side of the bench. "Goddamnit, I'll say it-cowaids!" "I love you, Sam," whispered Jennifer. The voluble astonishment of the entire Court was broken by the stentorian tones of Chief Thunder Head, ak.a. MacKenzie Lochinvar Hawkins. "Please, great deliberators of justice in this stolen land of ours, may I speak?" "What, you feathered termite?" shrieked Chief Justice Reebock , "You have just witnessed the outrage of an honest man, an outstanding attorney who's willing to throw away a brilliant career because he found the truth within the hidden transcripts that were never meant to see the light of day. Such uncompromising men have made this country great, for they faced the truth and understood its majesty. The truth, both good and bad, had to be accepted in all its glory and all the sacrifices it demanded, a shining light that led a new nation into its own majesty, its own glory. All he seeks, all we seek, all the Indian nations seek, is to

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be a part of that grea t land we once called ours. Is that so difficult for you?" "I'liere are grave national considerations, sir," said the black justice, his-scowl receding. "Extraordinary costs, severe taxes upon the body politic that may not be tolerated. As many have said before us, it is all too frequently an unfair world." "Men negotiate, sir!" cried Thunder Head. -Fhe eagle does not stoop to destroy the wounded sparrow. Instead, as our young counsel phrased it, that mighty eagle soars through the skies, a marvel of flight but far more important, a constant symbol of the power of freedom." "I said that--P "Shut up! ... Oh, ye judges, let that wounded sparrow find a measure of hope in the shadow of the great eagle. Do not cast us out again for there is no place left for us to wander. Give us the respect that is long overdue-give us the hope we need to survive. Without it we die, our slaughter complete. Do yod wish this on your hands-are they not bloody enough?" Silence. Everywhere. Except: "Hey, Mac, not bad," whispered Sam, from the left side of his mouth. And: "Magnificent!" whispered Jennifer from behind. "Hold it, little filly,". replied the Hawk, in hushed tones, turning his head. "Now comes the crunch, like when my buddy, General McAuliffe, said 'Nuts' to the Krauts in the Battle, of the Bulge." "What do you mean?" asked Aarop Pinkus. "Listen up," whispered Cyrus. "I know-where the general's coming from. Now he's got to sting 'em where it really hurts. Right in their own bladders. That'll put the bullshit in concrete." "It wasn't bullshit," protested Redwing. "It's the truth!" "For them it's inescapable truthful bullshit, Jenny, because they're between a rock and a very hard 'nother rock." The microphones were turned off once again while the justices conferred. At last, the seemingly emaciated judge from New England spoke. "That was a moving peroration, Chief .Munder Head," he said quietly, "but such accusa- 556 ROBERT LUDLUM

tions could be made on behalf of numerous minorities everywhere. History isn't kind to these people, much to my personal regret. As one of our Presidents said, 'Life isn't fair,' but it must go on for the betterment of the majority, not the unfortunate minorities who suffer. We all wish with all our hearts that we could change that scenario, but it's beyond our providence. The 'brutality of history' was the way Schopenhauer described it. I loathe his conclusion but I recognize its reality. You could open floodgates that might drown whole communities across the country far, far in excess of the litigants." "Your point, sir?" "Considering everything that's involved, what would be your response if the Court in its wisdom decided against you?" "Quite simple," replied Chief Thunder Head. "We would declare war against the United States of America, knowing we'd have the sympathy of our Indian brothers across the land. Many thousands of white men would not survive. We would lose, but so would you." ' "Holy shit," intoned the nasal-twanged Chief Justice Reebock. "I have a house in New Mexico--2' "The land of the warlike Apaches, sirT' asked the Hawk innocently. "Two and a half miles from the reservation," answered the justice, swallowing. "The Apache is our brother in blood. May the Great Spirit grant you a swift and relatively painless death." "What about Palm Beach?" asked another member of the Court, his brows arched. "The Seminoles are our cousins. They boil the blood of the white man to remove its impurities-while the blood is still in the body, of course;.it tenderizes the meat." "Aspen ... T' said yet another, haltingly. "Who's thereT' "The impetuous Cherokee, sir. They're even closer cousins, due to the geography. However, we've frequently voiced disapproval over their primary method of retribution. They strap their enemies face down over killer anthills." "Augh!" gasped Jennifer.

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"Lake ... Lake GeorgeT' asked a pale-faced justice on the left, his expression conveying sudden fear. "I have a lovely summer home there." "Upper New York State, sir? Need you ask?" MacKenzie lowered his voice, as if to confirin the unspoken terror. 'The hunting and burial grounds of the Mohawk?" "Something like that ... I imagine." "Our tribe is an offspring of the Mohawks, sir, but in all honesty, we felt we had to flee and travel west, away from our closest blood brothers." "Why was that?" "The Mohawk brave isperhaps the most ferocious and daring of us all-but, well, I'm sure you understand." "Understand ... what?" "When provoked they torch their enemy's tepees at night, as well as setting fire to all their enemy's property. It is a scorched earth policy that we found too severe for our branch. Of course, the Mohawks still consider us one with them. The ties of blood are not easily washed away. Without question, they would join our struggle." "I think we should confer again!" snapped the Chief Justice, as the microphones went silent and the Court, their heads whipping back and forth, whispered among themselves. "Mac!" hissed Redwing. "None of what you said is true! The Apaches are from the Athabaskan people and are no part of us, and the Cherokees wouldn't strap anybody over an anthill, that's preposterous, and the Seminoles are the most peaceful tribe of all the nations! ... The Mohawks, well, they like to shoot craps because it brings in money, but they never attacked anyone who didn't attack or steal from them first, and they certainly would never scorch the land because then you can't grow anything on iti" "Please, daughter of the Wopotamis," said the Hawk, standing imperiously in his feathered headdress and looking down at Jennifer. "What do the dumb palefaces know?" "You're besmirching all the Indian nations!"

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"What have these people been doing to us all these years?"

"us?"

The microphones crackled on again, and again the sniffling, nasal voice of the Chief Justice shot out of the speakers. "Let the record show that the Court will recommend to the government of the United States that it will enter into immediate negotiations with the Wopotami nation to seek a reasonable solution for past malfeasances. Without argument, the Court upholds the plaintiff's case. It will be announced forthwith. We are adjourned sine die!" And then, without realizing that the microphone was still operative, the Chief Justice added. "Someone call the White House and tell Subagaloo to shove it! That son of a bitch got us into this mess, he alwqys does. He probably had our goddamned air-conditioning shut off, too. I'm sweating right down to the crack in my ass! ... Sorry, dear."

News of the Wopotami triumph reached the lobby and the steps of the Supreme Court in a matter of minutes. Chief Thunder Head, in full regalia, strode down the marble corridor toward the great hall expecting the adulation and the celebration of his people. A celebration was, indeed, in progress, but what the celebration was about appeared somewhat irrelevant to the celebrants. The huge gallery was filled With men and women of all ages, -dancing, prancing, from awkward waltzes to hard rock, the participants whirling and wiggling to the recorded sounds of upgraded, speeded-up versions of original Indian chants ft-om enormous speakers. Even the guards, the tourists, and the D.C. police joined partners hither and yon; the revered great hall was the scene of a wild carnival. "Oh, good God!" exclaimed Sunrise Jenniker Redwing as she walked out of the elevator with Sam and Aaron on the first floor. "It's a joyous occasion," said Pinkus. "Your people are rightfully jubilant." "My people? Those aren't my people!" "What do you mean?" asked Devereaux.

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"Look! Do you see a single Wopotami, a single painted face or Indian skirt dancing or singing or shouting?" "No, but I see a lot of Wopotamis out on the floor." "So do I, but I can't understand what they're doing." "Well, they seem to be going from group to group encouraging ... oh, oh, they're carrying-" "Paper cups! And plastic bottles-it's what Roman told us. They're passing out yaw-yaw juice!" "Slight correction," said Sam. 'They're selling it." "I'll murder that Calfhose!" "Second suggestion, Jennifer," said Aaron, chuckling. "Instead, put him on your finance committee."

EPILOGUE

The New York DAILY NEWS

WOPS TAKE SAC

Washington, D.C., Friday-In a stunning decision, the Supreme Court has upheld the legitimacy of a suit brought by the Wopotami tribe of Nebraska against the government of the United States. The Court, in a unanimous decision, held that a territory of several hundred square miles in and around Omahh is the rightful property of the Wopotamis, according to a treaty affirmed by the Forty-ninth Congress in 1878. This land includes the headquarters of the Strategic Air Command. The Senate and the House of Representa- tives have been called back into emergency session and attorneys from several thousand law firms have expressed interest in the Forthcoming negotiations.

IL PROGRESSO rFALIANO

Questo giornale muove obiezone all'insensibilita' del Daily News facendo uno di un'espressione

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denigratoria. nella tastata di ieri. Noi non siamo dei 61 pellarossa salvaggi"! (This newspaper takes great exception to the insensitivity of the Daily News by the use of a derogatory ethnic slur in its headline of yesterday., We are not redskinned savages!)

HOLLYWOOD VARIErY

Beverly Hills, Wednesday-Messrs. Robbins and Martin, top execs at the William Morris Agency, have announced that a major deal has been concluded between their clients, known at this juncture only as six terrif actors who've been toiling for the government as an antiterrorist unit for the past five years, and Consolidated-Colossal Studios, Emmanuel Greenberg, producer, for.a $100,000,000 pic starring their clients who'll be 'picting themselves. At the press conference held at Merv's Place, that great legit character actor, Henry Irving Sutton, made an appearance, stating that he was so moved by the property he was coming out of retirement to play a major role. Apparently Greenberg was also mucho moved-he intermittently wept, too choked up to speak. Many at the press outing said it was because he was so proud, but others maintained it was due to the negotiations. Greenberg's former wife, Lady Cavendish, was also present. She kept smiling.

THE NEW YORK T1h4ES

CIA DIRECTOR FOUND ALIVE RESCUED FROM AN ISLAND IN THE DRY TORTUGAS

Miami, Thursday-A fishing yacht,the Contessa, owned by the international industrialist Smythington-Fontini, spotted smoke from a fire on the beach of an uninhabited out island in the Dry Tortugas. As the Contessa drew in to shore, the crew and passengers heard loud cries for help both in En- 562 ROBERT LUDLUM

glish and Spanish and saw three men racing into the water, giving thanks for having been found. One of the three was Vincent F. A. Mangecavallo, director of the Central Intelligence Agency, until this moming presumed lost at sea last week. The presumption was based on the debris of the yacht Gotcha Baby, on which Mr. Mangecavallo was a passenger and which was wrecked in a tropical storm. The debris included several personal effects of the director. The story of survival is one of extraordinary heroilsm on the part of Mr. Mangecavallo. According to the two Argentinean crew, who've been flown back to their families in Rio de Janeiro, the director literally dragged them through shark-infested waters by their holding on to his legs as Mr. Mangecavallo swam to the uninhabited island. Upon hearing the news, the President said, "I knew my old navy buddy would pull through!" As previously noted, the Navy Department had no comment other than to say,

"Mat's nice." In Brooklyn, New York, one Rocco Sabatini, upon reading the account of the rescue, said to his wife over the breakfast table. "Hey, what' the hell's going on here? BamBam can't swim."

THE WALL STREET JOURNAL

RASH OF BANKRUPTCIES SHOCKS FINANCIAL AMERICA

New York, Friday-Lawyers are scurrying throughout the corridors of corporate America today, rushing in and out of executive suites and board meetings, trying to put scores of conglomerate Humpty Dumpties back together again. The conventional wisdom is that it's impossible, as massive overextensions of debt incurred in the recent frenzy of buyouts, and block stock purchases have left many of the nation's industrial giants, both corporate and individual, jointly and severally, with empty pockets,

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red faces, and, in a number of cases, a sudden desire to leave the country. It was reported that at Kennedy International Airport one such company president was heard to shout hysterically, "Anywhere but Cairo! I will not clean urinals!" The significance of the remark is unclear.

STARS AND STRIPES

THE NEWSPAPER OF THE U.S. ARMY

DEFECTORS FROM CUBA COMMISSIONED

Fort Benning, Saturday-In a first for the army, two highly regarded former officers in Castro's military machine, experts in sabotage, espionage, covert operation, intelligence, and counterintelligence, have been commissioned with the ranks of first lieutenant at this base, announced General Ethelred Brokernichael, chief of Information and Public Affairs. Desi Romero and his cousin, Desi Gonza ez, who defected from "the intolerable situation in our homeland," will head up a Special Forces unit being formed at Benning after linguistic indoctrination and orthodontal treatment. The army welcomes such brave and experienced men who risked their lives to seek freedom and honor. In the words of General Brokemichael, "A great motion picture could be made of their exploits,

we should look into that." Summer was fading, lethargy receding, each a prelude to the energized games of autumn. The north winds grew chillier in, the mornings, reminding the residents of Nebraska that soon they would become colder, then very cold, finally numbing the skin; another prelude, this, to the winter snows. However, such thoughts were far from the minds of the Wopotami nation, for as the negotiations with the United'States Government continued, Washington saw fit to send two hundred and twelve state-of-the-art trailer homes to the reservation, replacing the wigwams and the

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ramshackle structures previously used for communal gatherings and shelter for many against the winter snows. Of course, what Washington did not know was that several hundred perfectly adequate cabins had been bulldozed only weeks previously and that the tepees, or wigwams, were previously an unfamiliar sight on the reservation except for a few around the tourists' gate. MacKenzie Hawkins was not one to overlook either the subtleties or the inconsistencies of observable terrain; no trained military man would. it was all part of the strategy, and no bat-. tle was ever won without a plan. "I still can't believe it," said Jennifer, walking hand in hand with Sam down a dirt road on the reservation, the field to their right dotted with huge, extravagant trailers, each with a satellite television dish attached to the roof. "It's all coming out the way Mac thought it would." "The negotiations are going well then?" "Incredibly. If we frown simply because something's not clear, they fuss and backtrack and make a better offer. Several times I've had to interrupt the government people and,explain that the financial aspects were perfectly satisfactory, I just wanted a legal point clarified. One lawyer from the GAO shouted, 'You don't like it, don't worry, it's out!" "That's a nice position to be in." "I was merely excusing myself to go to the ladies' room. "Strike my comment. But why are you being so gentle?" "Come on, Sam, what they've offered is so outrageously beyond our wildest dreams it would be criminal to argue-,, "Men why even negotiate? What are you after?" "ro begin with, a legally binding guaranteed timetable for our immediate needs, such as good housing, fine schools, paved roads, a real, honest-to-God village with seed money for stores and shops so decent livings can be made right here legitimately. Then maybe a few goodies like a couple of community pools and clearing Eagle Eye Mountain for ski lifts and a restaurant-but, of course, the

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latter could be considered part of our commerce. It was Charlie's idea; he loves to ski." "How's he doing?" "Darling, I diapered th at kid and now I sometimes feel almost incestuous." "Huh?" "He's so much like you! He's quick and smart and, yes, funny--- @' "I'm a very serious officer of the court," Devereaux broke in, grinning. "You're a lunatic and so is he, both your lunacies mitigated by quick perceptions, irritating memories, and reducing complexities to fundamental simplicities." "I don't even know what that means." "Neither does he, but you both do it. Did you know that he came up with an insane, insignificant blemish on our history of jurisprudence called non nomen amicus curiae when Hawkins filed his brief? Who would ever know what it is, much less remember it?" "I do. Jackson versus Buckley, 1827, one stole pigs from the other--2' "Oh, shut up!" Jenny released'his hand, then inimediately grabbed it back. "What's Charlie going to do when this is oveil" "I'm making him the attorney-of-record for the tribe. He can run the ski resort in winter at the same time." "Isn't that terribly limiting?" "Perhaps, but I don't think so. Someone has to be here to make damn sure Washington lives up to every article of the reconstruction agreement. When you're involved with building on this scale, you'd better have a lawyer at your beck and call. Ever put an addition on your house that was completed on time? And I should add that I've placed heavy penalty clauses on every aspect of the construction." "Charlie will have his hands full. What else did you get from Dizzy City, as Mac calls it? I mean beside your "immediate needs'T' "Very simple. An uninvadable, irrevocable trust based on irreversible guarantees by the Treasury Department that the tribe will receive a basic two million dollars a year, adjusted for inflation, for the next twenty years."

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"Mat's chickenshit, Jenny!" cried Sam. "No, it's not, darling. If we can't make it by then, we don't deserve to. We don't want a free ride, we, simply want the opportunity to get in the mainstream. And knowing my Wopotarnis, we'll take you palefaces for just about every nickel you've got. If I also know my tribe, and surely I do, in twenty years your President will probably have a surname like 'Sundown' or 'Moonbeam,' take my word for it. We didn't refine the yaw-yaw juice for nothing-,,

"And now what?" asked Devereaux. "And now what What?" "What about us?" "Did you have to bring that up?" "Isn't it about time?" "Of course it is, but I'm afraid." "I'll protect you." "From whom? You?" "If need be. Actually, it's very simple, and as you've pointed out, Charlie and I can reduce complex matters into simple issues anyone can understand." "What the hell are you talking about, SamT' "Reducing a complicated situation into a very simple problem." "What, may I ask, is that?" "I refuse to live the rest of my life without you, and somehow I get the idea that you might feelthe same way." "Say there's a grain of truth in what you say, just a grain, even a large kernel, how is it possible? I'm in San Francisco and you're in Boston. That's not a good arrangement." "With your credentials, Aaron would hire you in a minute at a terrific salary." "With your record, Springtree, Basl and Karpas of San Francisco would make you a partner before me." "I could never leave Aaron, you know that, but you've already-left one firm in Omaha. So you see it's been reduced to a simple either/or, based on the assumption that we'd both take the gas pipe if we couldn't be together." "I didn't go that far." "I did. Can't youT'

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"I refuse to answer on the grounds that it may incriminate me." "Still, I have a solution." "What is it?" "Mac gave me a medallion of his old division from World War Two, the one that broke through the Bulge, and I always keep it on me for good luck." Devereaux reached into his pocket and withdrew an outsized, lightweight, ersatz coin with the face of MacKenzie Hawkins etched in the center. "I'll flip it up and let it land on the road. I'll take heads, you take tails. If it's tails, you'll go back to San Francisco and we'll both suffer the tortures of the damned. If it's heads, you'll come to Boston with me.

"Agreed. " The medallion spun end-over-end in the air and fell on the dirt road. Jennifer bent down. "Good heavens, it's heads." She started to pick up the coin when Sam's hand clamped over hers. "No, Jenny, you mustn't lean over like that!" "Like what?" "It's very bad for your sacroiliac!" Devereaux pulled her up while clutching the medallion in his right hand. "Sam, what are you sayingT' "The husband's first job is to protect his wife." "From what?" "Bad sacroiliacs." Devereaux manipulated the medallion in his fingers and scaled it into the pasture on their left. "I don't need any lucky pieces anymore," he said, embracing Jenny. "I have you, and that's all the luck I ever wanted or needed." "Or maybe you didn't want me to see the other side of the coin," whispered Redwing into his ear while softly biting it. "The Hawk gave me one of those in Hooksett. His face is on both sides. If you had said tails, I would have killed you." "Wanton bitch," whispered Sam, nibbling her lips like a chimpanzee finding peanuts. "Is there a secluded field we might wander into?" "Not now, Rover, Mac's expecting us." "He's out of my life; this is the end!"

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"I sincerely hope so, my darling, but being a realist, I wonder for how long?" They rounded the corner of the dirt road where the huge multicolored, multilayered tepee of imitation animal skins flapped down from the apex to the widespread stakes in the ground. Smoke emerged from the opening above. "He's there," said Devereaux. "Let's make the goodbyes quick and simple, like in nice-to-know-you-stay-thehell-away-from-our- lives!" "That's a bit harsh, Sam. Look what he's done for my people." "It's all a game for him, Jenny, don't you understand that?" "Then it's a good game he plays, darling, can't you see that?" "I don't know, he always confuses me-@', "Never mind," said Redwing. "He's coming out. Good Lord, look at him!" Sam stared in disbelief. General MacKenzie Lochinvar Hawkins, a.k.a. Thunder Head, chief of the Wopotamis, bore absolutely no resemblance whatsoever to either alleged person. There was not an inkling of the military, much less the majesty of the American Indian; in fact, there was no dignity properly attributed to either image. Instead, regality had been replaced by gaucherie, the flam- boyance of the shallow man, which somehow was more solid, more convincing. Partially covering his bristling, close-cropped gray hair was a yellow beret, and below li@'s strong nose a thin, blackened mustache, and below that a purple ascot that was in flaming contrast to his pink silk shirt, which was color-coordinated with-his tight-fitting bright red trousers, the cuffs lopping over a pair of white Gucci loafers. Naturally, the suitcase he'was carrying was a Louis Vuitton. "Mac, who the hell are you supposed to beT' yelled Devereaux. "Oh, there you two are," said the Hawk, without answering the question. "I thought I'd have to leave without seeing you. I'm in a dreadful huffy." " 'A dreadful hurry'?" said Jennifer.

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"NW, who are you?" "Mackintosh Quartermain," replied the Hawk sheepishly, "veteran of the Scots Grenadiers. It was Gin-Gin's idea." "What?" "Off to Hollywood," mumbled Hawkins. "I'm a coproducer and technical adviser on Greenberg's flick." ,"Flick' ... T' "Just to keep an eye on Manny's financial imagination ... and maybe a few other things, if they crop up. Hollywood's in a mess, you now. It nee some c thinking innovators.... Look, it was terrif seeing you two sweethearts, but I'm really in a hurry. I'm meeting my new adjutant-assistant--Colonel Roman Zabritski, late of the Soviet military cinema, at the airport. Our plane goes on to the Coast." "Roman ZT' asked a stunned Redwing. "What happened to CyrusT' said Sam. "He's somewhere in the south of France, checking on one of Frazier's chAteaus. It was vandalized." "I thought he wanted to go back to the laboratory." "Oh, well, what with his prison record and everything ... well, Cookson's buying a chemical plant.... Look, it was great you dolls came out to see me, but I've really got to dash-bash. Give us a kiss, sweetheart, and if you ever want a screen test,. you know where to jingle me." The astonished Redwing accepted the Hawk's embrace. "And you, Lieutenant," continued MacKenzie, throwing his arms around Devereaux, "you're still the best legal skull on the planet, except maybe for Commander Pinkus and the little lady here." "Mac!" cried Sam. "Don't you see? You're starting all over again! There'll be nothing left of Los Angeles!" "No, not true, son, not true at all. We'll bring back the glory days." The Hawk picked up his Louis Vuitton suitcase, stifling the emergence of tears. "Ciao, babes," he said, quickly turning away and hurrying up the dirt road, a man with a mission. "Why do I have the idea that sometime, somewhere in Boston, the telephone will ring and at the other end will be

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Mackintosh Quartermain?" said Devereaux, his arm around Jennifer as they watched the figure of the Hawk grow smaller in the distance. "Because it's inevitable, my darling, and we wouldn't have it any other way."

ABOUT THE AUTHOR.

ROBERT LUDLUM is the author of seventeen novels published in thirty-two languages andforly countries with worldwide sales in excess of two hundred million copies. His works include The Scarlatti Inheritance, The Osterman Weekend, The Matlock Paper, The Rhinemann Exchange, The Gemini Contenders, The Chancellor Manuscript, The Road to Gandolfo, The Holcroft Covenant, The Matarese Circle, The Bourne Identity, The Parsifal Mosaic, The Aquitaine Progression, The Bourne Supremacy, The Icarus Agenda, Trevayne, The Bourne Ultimatum, and The Road to Omaha. He lives with his wife, Mary, in Florida

His name defines the international thriller. And now Robert Ludlum crafts his most suspenseful, surprising novel since The Bourne Identity-a multileveled, deftly plotted story of a brilliant and seductive woman who lives singlemindedly for vengeance; the powerful, shadowy forces that support her; and the one man who must find her.

Amaya BaJaratt is beautiful, deadly, and elusive-an accomplished assassin who has made her final vow: Revenge.

Tyrell Hawthorne was a naval intelligence officer--one of the best- until the rain-swept night in Amsterdam when he learned his wife was dead, a victim of the lethal games spies play.

Now Hawthorne is about to be drawn into the deadliest game of all.

For the key to a chilling conspiracy waits on one of the Caribbean's hundreds of uncharted islands. No one knows these deceptive waters better than 'rye Hawthorne. No one--except the ingenious Bajaratt herself-has mastered the moves of the deadly hunt more cunningly than be. No one else dan stop her!

Lightning-swift action, gale-force pace, the deft layering of deception and disguise-all the striking hallmarks of the classic Ludlum adventure combine in The Scorpio Illusion.

Now ... turn the page for an exciting preview of The Scorpio Illusion, coming to bookstores everywhere on May 19, 1993!

Somewhere in the Caribbean

Sundown. The distressed sloop, its mainmast shattered by lightning, its sails ripped by the winds of the open sea, drifted into the small, quiet beach of a private island in the Lesser Antilles. During the past three days, before the dead calm descended, this section of the Caribbean had suffered not only a hurricane with the force of the infamous Hugo, but sixteen hours later a tropical storm whose bolts of lightning and earth-shaking thunder had set fire to a thousand palms and caused a hundred thousand residents of the island chain to look to their gods for deliverance. The Great House on this island, however, had survived both catastrophes. It was made of iron-bolted stone and stee ' I and built into the huge rising hill on the north side, impenetrable, indestructible, a fortress. That the nearly destroyed sloop had managed to survive and find its way into the sweeping rock-hewn cove and the small beach was a miracle, but it was an ominous mir- acle, not of her God's making, that caused the tall black maid in a white uniform to rush down the stone steps to the water's edge and fire four shots into the air from the gun in her hand. "Gdnja!" she yelled. "No lousy ganja here! You go away!"

The lone figure kneeling on the deck of the boat was a woman in her mid-thirties. Her features were sharp, her long hair stringy and unkempt, her shorts and halter abused by the previous weather ... and her eyes enigmatically cold as she rested her powerful rifle on the gunwale and peered through the telescopic sight; she squeezed the trigger The loud report shattered the stillness of the island cove, echoing off the rocks and the

hill beyond. Instantly the uniformed maid fell facedown into the gently lapping waves....

MIA London

"Our field man in Dominica flew north and confirms the informition the French sent us." The chairman of Britain's foreign service intelligence approached a square table in the center of the conference room. Covering the surface was a large, thick volume, one of hundreds in the bookshelves, that held detailed cloth maps of specific areas of the world. The gold lettering across the black cover of the volume on the table read: The Cari6bean-Windward and Leeward Islands. The Antilles. British and U.S. Virgin Territories. "Index some place called the Anegada Passage, would you please?" he asked his associate. I "Of course." The other man in the Strategy Room moved quickly as he noticed the frustration of his superior; it was not due to the situation but to his rigid right hand that would not obey his commands. The associate flipped the heavy cloth pages to the map in question. "Here it is.... Good God, no one could have traveled so far in those storms, not with a craft that size." "Perhaps she didn't make it." "Make what?" "Wherever she was going." "From Basse-Terre to the Anegada during those three days? I'd think not. She'd have to have been in open water more than half the time to reach it so quickly." "That's why I,asked you here. You know the, area quite well, don't you? You were posted there."

"If there's such a thing as an expert, I suspect I qualify. I was the control for nine years, based on Tortola, and flew all over the damned place-rather a pleasant life, actually. I still stay in touch with old friends." "Yes, I've read your file. You did outstanding work." "The cold war was on my side and I was fourteen years younger. I wouldn't get behind the controls of a dual--engine over those waters now on a heavy bet." "Yes, I understand," said the chairman, bending over the map. "So it's your expert opinion that she couldn't have survived." " 'Couldn't' is an absolute. Let's say it's highly unlikely, damn near impossible." "That's what your counterpart at the Deuxi6me thinks. He's convinced she went down at sea." "In this case, his opinion is probably justified.... But, if I may, since you've asked me up here for whatever I can offer, might I ask a question or two?" "Go ahead." "This BaJaratt woman in obviously somewhat of a legend in the Baaka Valley, but I've been poring over those lists for the past several years and I don't recall ever having seen the name. Why is that?" "Because it's not her own, not the Bajaratt," interrupted the head of MI-6. "It's the name she gave herself years ago, the name she thinks preserves her secrets, since she believes no one has any idea where it came from or who she really is. On the assumption that we might be infiltrated, and in the projection that she could be on to larger things, we've kept that infonnation in our black files." "ph, yes, yes, I see. If you know a false name and its origins, meanin ' the real one, you can trace a back9

ground, build a personality, even a pattern of predictability. Who exactly is she, what is she?" "One of the most accomplished terrorists alive." ",krab?" 'No. "Israeli?" "No, and I wouldn't broach that speculation too broadly." "Nonsense. The Mossad has a broad spectrum of activities.... But, if you will, please answer my question. Just why is this woman such a priority-red?" "She's for sale." "She's what ... T' "She goes wherever there's unrest, rebellion, insurgency, and sells her talents to the highest bidder-with remarkable results, I might add." "Forgive me, but that sounds balmy, old man. A lone woman walks into caldrons of revolt and sells advice? What does she do, take out advertisements in the newspapers?lf "She doesn't have to, Geoff," replied the chairman of MI-6, returning to the conference table and sitting down somewhat awkwardly as his left hand unnaturally had to adjust the chair. "She's a scholar where destabilization's concerned. She knows the strengths and weaknesses of all the warring factions, as well as the leaders and how to reach them. She has no allegiances, moral or political. Her profession is death. It's as simple as that. . .

Saba

Hawthorne hastened his pace, finally breaking into a run. He had to get back to Gorda.... Where the hell

was the plane! It had been secured to the pier; the pilot and the dock boys had assured him that it would remain in place until he returned. Then he saw the signs, hastily painted and nailed to posts' several spelled correctly, most not. DANGER. PYLON REPAIRS IN PROGRESS. BOATERS STAY WAY TILL DAMAGE FI)CED. For God's sake it was nearly six o'clock in the evening, the waters darkening, the visibility underneath as opaque as night because of the lengthening. shadows of the Caribbean sun. No one repaired pylons under those conditions; a pier could collapse, burying a scuba metal-man under its weight without the light filtering down from above to warn him. Tyrell ran through the demarcation line to the single machine shop far to the right of the extended dock, its conveyor rail and heavy winches leading down to the water. There was no one inside. It,was crazy! Men working underwater at this hour without backups, without oxygen and medical equipment in case of an accident? He raced out of the shop and down to the beach that led to the steps of the pier, aware that a cloud'cover blurred the rays of the setting sun. How could anyone work this way? He had repaired hulls under similar conditions, but only with backups and with- lines held by those above, prepared to yank him up in an emergency. He climbed the steps and cautiously walked out on the pier. The clouds intercepted the sun, darker clouds now, rain clouds. His first instinct was to raise the metal-men and, with the authority of the military officer he had been, to yell at everyone and tell them how stupid they were, then dismiss them for the night. His authority diminished with each step he took; there -were no lines, no bubbles in the darkened water.

There was no one on the pier or beneath it. The marina was deserted. Suddenly the dock's floodlights atop aluminum poles switched on, the beams blinding. Then a hot icecold slice in his left shoulder was accompanied by a loud gunshot; he gripped the wound and plunged over the pier into the water, hearing a staccato volley of gunfire as he dove beneath the surface. For reasons he could never explain, he let his panic guide him. He swam underwater as long as his breath would permit to the nearest yacht he could recall. He surfaced twice, only his face, to inflate his lungs, and proceeded until he felt the hard wood of a boat's hull. He surfaced again in its deepest waterline, breathed again, and swam under to the other side. He raised himself on the gunwale and looked over at the pier, now half in blurred, streaked sunlight, half under the glare of floodlights. His two would-be killers were crouching at the end of the dock, peering into the water. Suddenly one leaped into a motor- driven skiff and started the engine, instructing his associate to release the line and jump in, his 1upo at the ready. They crisscrossed the small harbor, an AK-47 and the shotgun-of-thewolf in their hands. Hawthorne slithered over the gunwale of the yacht and found what he expected to find in the nylon straps near the fishing tender- a simple scaling knife. He slipped back over the side and into the water; his shoes having disappeared, he removed his trousers, trying to remember where they sank should he survive. He then wriggled his tan guayabera jacket loose, oddly thinking that Geoffrey Cooke would have to pay for his money, his papers, and his lost apparel. He swam into the darker waters, again suddenly aware that the driver of the small boat held a powerful flashlight that

he kept roving over the sundown waters. Hawthorne dove deep in the path of the skiff until he heard the motor above him. Timing his moves, he lunged to the surface directly behind the skiff and grabbed the pivoting metal casing of the engine, his head to the side, his hand in shadows, preventing the rudder from turning. Furious, and confused by the fact that the motor did not respond to his commands, the skipper leaned over the stem less than a foot above the wake. His eyes. bulged at the sight Tyrell's hand as if it were some monstrous tentacle from the deep. Before he could scream, Hawthorne plunged the blade of the scaling knife into the killer's neck, Tye's left hand surging up, gripping his would- be assassin's throat so that no sound emerged that carried above the engine. He yanked the corpse over the stem into the water and, carefully moving the propeller to far starboard, climbed into the killer's seat as the man in front obsessively moved his flashlight back and forth, scouring the watery path ahead. Hawthorne grabbed the AK-47 and spoke clearly. "The waves splash a lot at this hour and the motor's pretty loud. I suggest you put down your weapon or join your friend. You, also, would make a nice tenderloin for our sharks. They're really benevolent creatures; they prefer what's already dead." "Che cosa? Impossibile!" "That's what we're going to talk about," said Tyrell, heading out to sea.

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